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winner winner winner
oh my little psycho
its to pretty for my dreams
I did not mean to stare
but I had to
I just had to look twice
heres some art alright
I would like to thank you
for taking the time to fuck with me
Anonymous
- Sunday, January 09, 2000 at 09:32:49 (PST)

It's one twenty-seven
I need some love
a love that might think upon lasting for once
Anonymous
- Saturday, January 08, 2000 at 22:33:24 (PST)

To the lady at the intersection of 12th and 68th
I brought lunch for you today
but you were gone
maybe you were an angel

Bathing in the rain
Burning bright as the sun
Not wanting so much

To the man with no shoes who lives on the bustop bench
life savings of tattered newspapers
soda cans
you have two children and are trying to keep them alive
I drove by a week ago
and you weren't there
maybe you were an angel

I pass by you everyday and wish I could give you more
Sometimes we aren't supposed to know where
the good ones go
Maybe we aren't supposed to know why the angels die

So this is my chance
something is telling me that life is short
reach out
catch a glimpse of what is pure
a stoplight isn't enough time to say all that I need to say to you

I wanted to give so much
When all the while I was receiving instead

I hope to see you in heaven someday






Eve
- Friday, January 07, 2000 at 19:47:04 (PST)

in order to make the dowloading process shorter
when you are loading this page after about 20 seconds hit stop on your browser
that lets you see the new poetry
but doesnt mean you have to wait for all the old shit to load
Anonymous
- Friday, January 07, 2000 at 12:53:22 (PST)

Can we get a pruning of the poetry perhaps ?

The download is now dreadfully long, long.


Pollypissypants
- Friday, January 07, 2000 at 10:58:36 (PST)

"Look"

While she walked across the crowded intersection
next to the spoiled waters
I would drink from her cupped hands
to salute her beauty as she destroys herself
and distills yesterday in my empty dreams

Just as she brought art into reality
stealing from time
forever it would mean nothing
and there are a thousand worlds in between

in a scene painted in a rush
with no beauty
only she stands out
and dispears in a moment elapsed into nothingness
only cold sharp ugliness left
stabbing empty sights blind


Copyright{C }TravisRayCole2000
Travis Ray Cole can be e-mailed at oeoeoe@usa.net


Travis Ray Cole
- Friday, January 07, 2000 at 05:58:48 (PST)

excuse me......
Is it alright with you
if Exxon dumps here for the
NEXT TEN YEARS????
Anonymous
- Friday, January 07, 2000 at 05:40:40 (PST)

a nice place to visit
but how who


the headache lasted three days
the urine stench busted vessels in my brain
elevator
elevator
up
down
the man cant walk
the woman cant talk
help him up
help him die
the government
the happiness shared with taking care of the beatings
the old
the urine gave me three days to stench remember
let me off this floor
i dont wanna be here no more
are there stairs?
theres something wrong with the elevators
are there stairs?
yes
where
where are the secret stairs
let me off this stench cloud
floor
going up
going down
anywhere but here
oh
your a nurse
are you a doctor or a patient
where are the stairs
is that why you beat them
if Im not back in ten minutes the recieptionist is going to come get me
she promised
a nice place
Anonymous
- Friday, January 07, 2000 at 05:38:59 (PST)

Oh mighty Soup Train messiah, I was wondering how
we could get the Soup Train back, could we do it now?
I know I keep trying to bring it back when we talk
but sometimes you say no and others I just gawk
I guess I'm saying, down on my knees
can we bring the Soup Train back, oh can we please?

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Campbell's Man
- Friday, January 07, 2000 at 01:36:19 (PST)

It's four in the morning and I'm tripping out
my tortured pink bunny's talking, what's that shit about?!
I stare at my dog as it rapes my cat
I'm thinking this sucks, but this will be that
To think my brains are dripping out my nose
trying to asphexiate my mouth and it's woes
shutting me up and bottling it inside
and when I look around I can find no one in which to confide.
I want to sleep and dream my nightmares, waking in a sweat
but tomorrow's another day that I cannot fret.
So I drink real hot coffee and write little or no sense
unless your up at four in the morning or your not very dense.
My cat just grinned at me and the rabid flea on crack just walked in
I'm shivering and shaking, where the hell have I been?!
My bed longs to eat me and digest me with dreams
but anything's impossible and nothing is what it seems.
I think I will go now and stop posting shit
but at four in the morning I must say it does fit.


If this doesn't at least put half a smile on your mouth or a homicidal urge deep down in the bottom of the heart I have failed miserably and will attempt to put myself into a coma with a REALLY big hammer.
Jester without a cause.
- Friday, January 07, 2000 at 01:19:02 (PST)

the bug crawls up my leg
i feel the bite
though i am not affected
no twitch
no flinch
dont care
just stare
and see the retched inflamation in my calf
grow larger as seconds
minutes
hours pass
like years
in the back of my mind
'hey, maybe i should get up, get this shit checked out'
OH FUCK
'hey, maybe you should get up'
a knocking comes to my head
who the fuck was that?
ahh well
screw that
i stare and stare at the bleeding open wound on my leg
that could clearly be infected with god know what the fuck is crawling in those disease ridden bugs
though i'm not affected
no twitch
noflinch
dont care
just stare
OH FUCK!!!
Paolina Corsaro
- Thursday, January 06, 2000 at 21:37:57 (PST)

Addiction is my affliction
The disease no one sees
Two red eyez and a hurtin noze
Money to burn, coke to blow
I want it to go, Mr Jones you're
no good.

Takes you to places you wouldn't be
Takes you places you can't even see
Do the things you wouldn't do, sleep
with one or mabey two.




Havin a drink as I type
- Thursday, January 06, 2000 at 21:25:44 (PST)

happiness spills over me
drowning me with smiles
a contagious laugh comes over me
an epidemic of joy overcomes everyone
people are laughing
the reason is me
i laugh and smile for you
content with what love brings
i feel my soul smiling every exiting word from your mouth
all of love and rapture
it overcomes me
i succumb to it
and make it known
the steps it takes to you
are worth everything to me
priceless yet i'd pay anything for you
my soul i would give to feel yours near me
my eyes just to feel yours on me
the happiness you bring
spills over me drowning me in a pool of love
thank you
Paolina Corsaro
- Thursday, January 06, 2000 at 21:24:03 (PST)

2:SEC
It's a promise between you and me
It's a heart and soul where you will always be free
It's two arms you can run to.
It's a heart that will always be true
It's a faith that will always believe in and stand
by you
It's a promise you can rely on
Rosalyn
- Thursday, January 06, 2000 at 15:42:14 (PST)

2:SEC
It's a promise between you and me
It's a heart and soul where you will always be free
It's two arms you can run to.
It's a heart that will always be true
It's a faith that will always believe in and stand
by you
It's a promise you can rely on
Rosalyn
- Thursday, January 06, 2000 at 15:36:15 (PST)

what comes after human beings
by
spellina spadina spokane


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immortality has set foot in my mind
it brings with it a desire to wonder
if its possible to live on forever
through a belief that we are larger
than the life we know to us right now
or are we mere accidents that truely only
live on in the hearts and minds of others
until they too are gone and we too if they
never did pass on our dna or our legacy
Have I went and lost my only faith or is
faith something that was never in the first place
Maybe in the twenty first century we will realize
that it is only mankind who thinks in spirituality
when in actuallity there is nothing BEYOND EXISTENCE
otherwise, you tell me where people go when they die.....can you proove it.....no so have faith.....well its the year 2000 and if our creator(s) don't reveal themselves to a massive part of the world's population soon, war will prevail



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Anonymous
- Thursday, January 06, 2000 at 12:46:01 (PST)

Im equally glad that you are back Jayme.
Never sacrifice your sanctuary.
Anonymous
- Thursday, January 06, 2000 at 09:31:51 (PST)

"Ode to Honey Pie"
just leave her and marry me
I need you
you fucking retard
two women cant be parents to her kids
you sick bitch

Anonymous
- Wednesday, January 05, 2000 at 22:25:41 (PST)

I just want to be the gold
and he proclaims that I am higher

Sometimes I want to take his words and churn them into the sweetest perfume of honesty
to keep at pulse points

your soul fits so perfectly into my puzzle



And thank you Eve ....
and everyone else who has shown me support
though I almost feel bad for being back
but if he is gone... why sacrifice my santuary?
Jayme
- Wednesday, January 05, 2000 at 18:22:26 (PST)

im not interested in your lies
nor will I look to your eyes
there is no reality in you
nor is there security with me
things have changed drastically
I do not see you at all okay
you must just wait and see
high is the need to tell you
yes I need to tell you goodbye!
in control
- Wednesday, January 05, 2000 at 17:14:38 (PST)

Jayme, I'm glad your'e back
Eve
- Wednesday, January 05, 2000 at 12:20:24 (PST)

a nice place to visit
but how who


the headache lasted three days
the urine stench busted vessels in my brain
elevator
elevator
up
down
the man cant walk
the woman cant talk
help him up
help him die
the government
the happiness shared with taking care of the beatings
the old
the urine gave me three days to stench remember
let me off this floor
i dont wanna be here no more
are there stairs?
theres something wrong with the elevators
are there stairs?
yes
where
where are the secret stairs
let me off this stench cloud
floor
going up
going down
anywhere but here
oh
your a nurse
are you a doctor or a patient
where are the stairs
is that why you beat them
if Im not back in ten minutes the recieptionist is going to come get me
she promised
a nice place
Anonymous
- Tuesday, January 04, 2000 at 22:12:54 (PST)

3
yes roxanne
I want you like I want a very pregnet mexician
how I long for thee
hot hot hot
Anonymous
- Tuesday, January 04, 2000 at 22:02:50 (PST)

two

ROXANNE
I would share the lust of love
full of life and need
to steal any heart and satifiy me
its so hard
to define the feeling I have for you
is equal to that wanting of a very pregenet mexecian
the lust anyway
Anonymous
- Tuesday, January 04, 2000 at 22:00:23 (PST)

I cried myself to sleep last night
with you still inside me
no matter what I do I cant get you out
...........
damn me and all my insecurity
*vent *
(but then you didnt just say she was more attractive than I ... you said you were more attracted to her than me... and goddamnit that hurt! because there is no one in the world I am more attracted to than you that I would choose over you... you took a peice of my heart tap and I feel a bit incomplete... of course it probobly wasnt meant to tickle was it?)
Jayme
- Tuesday, January 04, 2000 at 15:31:34 (PST)

she stands amidst the destruction
spoons in hand
so safe from infection
unknowing of your disease
and sometimes I wanna rip you
out of me
and be plain yet slightly slain
but whole none the less
so I may rest
slack in arms and hands
loosened grip on battered pride
to sleep so soundlessly
destroy your pervasion, invasion on me
sometimes I want to rip you
out of me
so I can remember how to hide


Jayme
- Tuesday, January 04, 2000 at 13:39:08 (PST)

i ask myself
what am i going to do with my life?
what life?
there is no longer a time where i can go on with my regular routine
routine is dimished
never to be repeated the same
never to go down the same dimly lit road that led me here
this current fork in the road
which way do i go?
not much choice since the fork ends up in the same god damned place
somewhere i don't want to be
somwhere that has already led me to insanity
slowly crawling under my skin
eating away at me
and all that i call real
no longer can i laugh
and see the joy in all that life brings
i am unable to see in the darkness
as i had for all this time
instead of guiding
ia m following
holding onto the hand of sanity
only the grasp is loose
and soon...
lets go
i frantically scale the wall looking for it
nowhere to be found
i sit alone in the still pitch darkness
with my hands that twitch
and my eyes that choose to remain closed
no longer having to see the horror around me
just to hear the terrible disorientation that torments my life
and my capability to move on
paralyzing in such a way
leaving me with no strength to continue
wanting to sink in the crevice of my soul
to see where it went wrong
converse with it and attempt to figuire out how to rearrange everything
swimming in the depth of my confusion

For anyone who reads this please give me your comments on it. I would like to know what you like, dislike and think is interesting to you about it. Thank you.
Paolina Corsaro
- Tuesday, January 04, 2000 at 12:52:45 (PST)

Oh Roxanne
I long to hold and love you with the passion
I have for a very pregenet mexician
I would bathe in your disire
and hold you forever
if yould lose just a little weight
Anonymous
- Monday, January 03, 2000 at 21:42:03 (PST)

I long to watch you sleep in the still hours of the night.
I want to wake you from your nightmares and tell you it's all right.
I wish to hold you in darkness and light.
I desire a swim in all that is you, to bathe in every part.
I need a love so pure, the love of your heart.

Jester without a cause
- Monday, January 03, 2000 at 21:03:40 (PST)

I wear to many masks...
Now, when I look in the mirror a stranger looks back.
The grinning cat has retired to where he basks
the sanctuary some have, but most lack.
That warm place in the sun, where the winter is froze by the pane .
Blinded by the light once hidden by my masquerade
shattering to shards the stranger that knows I am insane.
I am alone, the sunlight is the last thing to fade.


Jester without a cause
- Monday, January 03, 2000 at 20:49:01 (PST)

***haunted***

beautiful boy
are you still sleeping?
u still fill my mind
my thought
my breath
my dreams
time & beat
come 2 me

its so dark
tonight

give me
excorsism

they are
walking my hall
breathing behind me
almost visible
looking glass

i tried to sooth u
& now I am shaking

Wide awake
&
still falling

***

K.
- Monday, January 03, 2000 at 15:52:13 (PST)

kent{code name kent}{fagget anthlogy}
> 555-call now
> trailer park crack slum park, il USA
> call home kent{code name"crack" KENT}
> Kent was code for crack
> not the crack you 1st thought ask gay bob
> frank had a thing for bob
> wes was madcode name kent needed to call home
> his"mama" needed tampons and choc-late doughnuts
> DOUGHNUTS CODE NAME KENT doughnuts over
> code name kent was watching oprea in his sleep
> bob felt romantic towards men in wheel chairs
>
Wes chewed thru bobs panties
as bob applied fake nails and painted the
frank forced kents head down on to his hard
wart infested diease tree
frank was kents man as he said suck it bitch
to frank,bob was jealose
> he had hoped to be the suck it bitch
> this and everytime....
> bob was first in line then kent code name kent was next to slurp the diease
> tree but only after is was covered with shit.
> as kent slurped the shit covered diease tree
> frank slaped his ass
> until he liked it and boy did he like it
> bob slid in between the men and held on to the wheel chair as he gobbled
the
> crippled manhood of salty dude
> salty dude cupped bobs boy sized tits in his hand and squeezed them and
bite
> them gently until bob was ready
> kent code name kent then tittie fucked bobs boy sized breasts and slid his
> diease tree under bobs bra
> and into his mouth
> when he jizzed down bobs vacuum hole
> wes turned him over and thumped his diease tree on to bobs ass
and it fit perfectly in his crack

"Chapter two"
{Fresh tobacco and a big slipperly cock}

as {the rookie}Officer Bob was face fucked
he loved to hold on to
> the wheels of the wheel chair
> he would ask broke dick
> to get out of it so he could
> get it on with the lietunit and the cheif
> and still have something to hold onto
> the chief brought a goat into the filming of
> "pantieless bob" and asked if she wanted
to hold onto some goat dicks
instead,would'nt you know it bob tried to
make the goat sit in the
wheelchair
> while he serviced it
> and the goat shit all over it and bob.
> wes got into it then,he was turned on more now
> as he rode bob from behind
> bob shouted hack me hack me
> wes was the best hacker bob had ever done
> captin wes as the folks
> at the doughnut shop call him
> was hacking away at bob, when he pulled
> and ripped at bobs thiegh highs
> and that was a mistake
> captin wes may have been bobs hacker dude
> but there was noway {the rookie} "bob"
> was going to take off his heels
> or his theigh-highs
> when captin wes finished
> kent code name kent came out of the bathroom
> in his briefs
> with his code name lubricated manhood in his hands
> even though this looked real good to bob
> he was smoking a cigarette right then
and was'nt ready for kent code name kents action
> so letuinet frank slid into the wheel chair and
> revved it up.
as bob pointed the smoke towards god
wes tore him three new assholes.

"Chapter Three"

{Frank and Bob go to the biker bar}

As the door opened frank directed bob to one side ,he went in the other
direction.
both worked thier way down the bar looking for men to rape them.
no one volentered at first.
finally they found thier man,
"Shit Fucker" as they called him
only Shit fucker's manhood was so big it
would'nt fit in thier mouths
this became a problem for the fellows.
so they asked Shit Fucker to tickle
them while he raped them,well at first shit fucker
did'nt like the ideal but they gave him fake
coke {they we're fake coke dealers on the side}
and it turned out shit fucker loved fake coke
{it was really "fruitopia" a preseritive for fruit
plants}when shit fucker snorted up the fruitopia
he was good to go...
Bob wanted to cut back on gum diease so he
made kissing noises with his ass as he shit out
shitfuckers big log over and over again until
they threw him out of that bar.

"chapter four"
golfing
> {code name kent}
> 555-call now
> trailer park crack slum park, il USA
> call home kent{code name"crack" KENT}
> Kent was code for crack
> not the crack you 1st thought ask gay bob
> frank had a thing for bob
> wes was madcode name kent needed to call home
> his"mama" needed tampons and choc-late doughnuts
> DOUGHNUTS CODE NAME KENT doughnuts over
> code name kent was watching oprea in his sleep
> bob felt romantic towards men in wheel chairs
>
> wes chewed thru bobs panties
> frank forced kents head down on to his hard
> wart infested diease tree
> frank was kents man as he said suck it bitch
> to frank,bob was jealose
> he had hoped to be the suck it bitch
> this and everytime....
> bob was first in line then kent code name kent was next to slurp the diease
> tree but only after is was covered with shit.
> as kent slurped the shit covered diease tree
> frank slaped his ass
> until he liked it and boy did he like it
> bob slid in between the men and held on to the wheel chair as he gobbled the
> crippled manhood of salty dude
> salty dude cupped bobs boy sized tits in his hand and squeezed them and bite
> them gently until bob was ready
> kent code name kent then tittie fucked bobs boy sized breasts and slid his
> diease tree under bobs bra
> and into his mouth
> when he jizzed down bobs vacuum hole
> wes turned him over and thumped his diease tree on to bobs ass
> and it fit perfectly in his crack
>
> "Chapter two"
> {Fresh tobacco and a big slipperly cock}
>
> as {the rookie}Officer Bob was face fucked
> he loved to hold on to
> the wheels of the wheel chair
> he would ask broke dick
> to get out of it so he could
> get it on with the lietunit and the cheif
> and still have something to hold onto
> the chief brought a goat into the filming of
> "pantieless bob" and asked if she wanted to hold onto some goat dicks
> instead,would'nt you know it bob tried to make the goat sit in the wheelchair
> while he serviced it
> and the goat shit all over it and bob.
> wes got into it then,he was turned on more now
> as he rode bob from behind
> bob shouted hack me hack me
> wes was the best hacker bob had ever done
> captin wes as the folks
> at the doughnut shop call him
> was hacking away at bob, when he pulled
> and ripped at bobs thiegh highs
> and that was a mistake
> captin wes may have been bobs hacker dude
> but there was noway {the rookie} "bob"
> was going to take off his heels
> or his theigh-highs
> when captin wes finished
> kent code name kent came out of the bathroom
> in his briefs
> with his code name manhood in his hands
> even though this looked real good to bob
> he was smoking a cigarette right then and was'nt ready for ke nt code name
> kents action
> so letuinet frank slid into the wheel chair and
> revved it up.


"Chapter Three"

{Frank and Bob go to the biker bar}

As the door opened frank directed bob to one side ,he went in the other direction.
both worked thier way down the bar looking for men to rape them.
no one volentered at first.
finally they found thier man,only his manhood was so big it would'nt fit in thier mouths
this became a problem for the fellows.



Anonymous
- Sunday, January 02, 2000 at 23:29:40 (PST)

*****************IMPORTANT NOTICE*****************


Effective January 3, 2000, Adam Richard Wooten is announcing his official retirement from this webpage.

We've all had our fair share of shit talking and I think it's time to hang it up and go wreak havoc elswhere. I got what I wanted and now I'm finished with all of you.
One last thing, I have not posted ANYTHING on this site since the day I got my money! Somebody else seems to want to keep stirring the shit. It was fun while it lasted, but I just want to state that Ben or one of those other kids are apparently Impersonating me and saying negative things about certain people! If I was the one talking shit, I would admit to it. Like the thing about Jayme's back and vagina and all that bullshit...I DIDN'T WRITE IT! (It was rather humorous, but that's beside the point)

The Last thing I posted was that Big Ass "Merry Christmas list"
I hate to sound like a little bitch, but I've been more or less...FRAMED!

So yeah I'm leaving for good, If you all want to talk anymore shit about me or Jessyca it will fall on deaf ears because I won't be reading it.


Well I gotta go rape a sheep so I'll see you around.


Adam Wooten "Goddamn He's Great"
A D A M W O O T E N
- Sunday, January 02, 2000 at 22:14:05 (PST)

-Eventing the dreams-
&
-Nursing the screams-

-

An empty and blind reflection,
a well assigned deseption,
the clear cold green,
an empty wishing machine.
-Are you really sane?-
The perfecting cut of mind,
put a side for a perspective gaze,
testing the undefined,
as druged in hollow rage.
-Are you sure?-
Mad baboons in chains,
grinning and eating our own tales,
greedely filling the veins,
and sucking the nails.
-Really sure?-
Sucked, Fucked and Fisted,
wasted, ripped and twisted,
realety shakened and renounced,
by dreams sold by the ounce.
-Why?-
The you in the mirror,
who are you?
The one that walks my shoes,
did i loss you too?
Did i loss you or were you bought?
did you run and then got caught?
-You did dint you?-
The all by mind at play,
a minding mind at stray,
the all but wishing,
mind me a whipping.

Z
- Sunday, January 02, 2000 at 16:05:43 (PST)

"Leave the lesbian"

Leave the lesbian lies
love me
leave the lesbian lies
leave the lesbian behind
leave it
live the life we looked for
leave the lesbian alright?
Anonymous
- Sunday, January 02, 2000 at 15:57:33 (PST)

Gone
she the sun to this dawn
The one who's words were rapture for all to hear
the one I know and love, a friend so dear
my diamond slipping through my finger's like sand
This place, in better days, was so grand
But now the only lights are that of distant stars
it's so dark yet I can still see the bars
The gates of heaven have been closed for the sin of so few
and I think with pity in my heart: perhaps I will go too.
Yes I will go to find the dawn.
Gone.
Cheshire Cat
- Sunday, January 02, 2000 at 08:46:09 (PST)

Light Headed
Pencil unleaded
Lost Soul
A Deep Black Hole
Don't wanna fall
Nobody hears my call
Save me from this mess
if only my emotions were less
feel my smile
if it was just for a while

Moonlight Phoenix
- Sunday, January 02, 2000 at 03:33:23 (PST)

Light Headed
Pencil unleaded
Lost Soul
A Deep Black Hole
Don't wanna fall
Nobody hears my call
Save me from this mess
if only my emotions were less
feel my smile
if it was just for a while

Moonlight Phoenix
- Sunday, January 02, 2000 at 03:31:37 (PST)

P A E O N I A
was her name
Eve
- Saturday, January 01, 2000 at 22:54:16 (PST)

The pages from her book have fallen
and fail to provide the beauty she requires
she desires
she is home where the void is tormenting
she is home waiting for the sky to fall
melanoma
- Saturday, January 01, 2000 at 17:30:35 (PST)

Giving to live I thank you
I thank living give you
I thank giving thanks I give you
For living, loving , being you

Learning yearning to live
I am you living to learn
You learning, living to yearn
I am living you

Release me provoking touch
Breathe me I need too much
I release you I breathe
I release I need
I provoke much
You release touch
I breathe you back
You take myself and I

Thank you loving
You giving to live
Learning living to yearn
To love I love to
Live you I love
Jane
- Saturday, January 01, 2000 at 14:58:56 (PST)

There is a thin translucent wall of glass between us
I am wallowing in self pity on one side
And you are making due with what you have on the other
You go about your business and smile and wave every once in a while
I, However, have my face and hands pressed up to the glass

I don't even know who I am anymore
Jane
- Saturday, January 01, 2000 at 14:49:48 (PST)

1
when do two lesbians need a man?
when its time to bring the television back down the stairs.
2
when do two lesbians need a forklift?
when they take my dirty clothes to the laundrymat.
Anonymous
- Friday, December 31, 1999 at 21:35:25 (PST)

Happy New Years to you Jayme......may all aspire to
be as kind and gentle as you've been......
Auld Lang Syne~
- Friday, December 31, 1999 at 19:09:18 (PST)

" 'I see', says the blind man, who picked up his hammer and saw.."
The left chamber of his heart is full
And the heat from his fingertips
the heat from all the parts of this whole
parts of this hole

slowly melting
so surely dissolving
right as rain
and does it matter to you that all my energy goes out from me
when you walk in my direction

so keep dreaming with your eyes wide open
concealing with your eye of rain
hanker with your blood infection
turn around and die again

so what ailment have you, fair boy?

It's only your locality
stepping over boundaries
feeling my footing burn
but I will be there
I will be there
to save you
and give

what I have




to give

Eve
- Friday, December 31, 1999 at 14:58:38 (PST)

"GOODBYE SWEET ASS"

kiss it goodbye
the canal
was my state as a child
the water I,ve collected
the beans are stock piled
unspoiled

the russian reign begins tomorrow
goodbye to them and history rewritten
for hitlers sakes
we have blankets grandma made
and share the books for warmth
why radio
when radio is a lie
over
as for water we have buckets to collected the remains
the acid
undeplieted memories come on lets go to hell
with bibles and beatles and bottomless pits
for god is not manson
and long hair on a man is a sin
you shall burn
and we will survive
in every pot a chicken
in every pipe a board
in every bowl some pot
in every driveway a chevy
just as the lord intended
so pay the church
and milk it

Anonymous
- Friday, December 31, 1999 at 09:39:11 (PST)

Thank you so very much,
I always love to hear it.
that poem means a lot to me
it ranks right up there with this one

"I wish Maria would massage my feet"
>
> I sometimes gaze out the window
> feeling the pain
> wishing I could go back in time
> and hear Maria play the piano for me again
> but even more than that I wish
> that she would massage my feet.
> written by Travis Ray Cole{c}copyright1999
>
> I am also on this page
> and my upcoming projects include
> bieng published in many guest books
> Thank You,
> Travis Ray Cole....

IF THERE IS LOVE LIKE A THORN TO
STAB ME IN THE HEART IT IS NOTHING
THERE IS NO FEELING TO CAUSE PAIN
THERE IS NO PAIN TO KILL MEMORIES
THERE IS NO LIFE WITH OUT LOVE
WITHOUT A HOPE ONLY GINA COULD LOOK MY WAY
IT IS LOVE THAT SMILE
IT IS HEAT THAT STEALS MY HEART
IT IS I THAT IS TO BE THE LOVER OF ART
FOR GINA IS ONLY ART
IN MOVEMENT IN LOOKS
AND A CLOSENESS THAT IS ONLY IN MY HEART
SEXY AS A WORD IS GINA
A PRAYER TO THE HEAVENS
AND LIE TO THE SECOND HAND
TO HOLD HER IN TIME
FOREVER
THE SKIES TO THREATEN
WHAT MYTH COULD DENY
IT IS GINA THE ANSWER



Anonymous
- Friday, December 31, 1999 at 09:25:34 (PST)

everyone climb aboard the great big ashtray

and remember to fasten your seatbelts
`
- Friday, December 31, 1999 at 09:17:50 (PST)

Happy New Year Pretend...and to you all..
Z
- Friday, December 31, 1999 at 03:20:00 (PST)

"All I ever wanted, All I ever needed
Here...In my Arms
Words are very...unecessary
They can only do harm"...

~Depeche Mode
Jane
- Thursday, December 30, 1999 at 23:56:50 (PST)

Beautiful Cargo
Blooming in my backseat
I take place in arms of fabricated heaven
I am defeat

My Dew Drop Queen covers me
Bleeding in my backseat
I cannot breathe
I cannot be
Without my mask
Without your air
I'm incomplete

I want your infection
Jane
- Wednesday, December 29, 1999 at 23:56:48 (PST)

Peace and Love to all in the New Year.
Anonymous
- Wednesday, December 29, 1999 at 22:54:29 (PST)

About a year ago I began coming to this site
it quickly became my sanctuary
a place where I could write whatever I wanted
and express the feelings I couldnt in everyday life
and I could also read the wonderful works of all my favourite poets who reside here
like Eve, Jane, Travis Ray Cole, Zakai, and on and on
but then things began to turn sour
more of the people i knew started to write here
and sadly that lead to the destruction of what I once thought of as a literary home
I simply hate coming to this site
I see things that are needlessly written about me and my friends
it truely makes me sick
and it is utter nonsense
I have tried to remain silent about the issue
but it has refused to fizzle out
and I am sure that (as I am) all of the real poets who come here are quite sick of the intermediate gibberish
that has been posted
I feel that i have been the main cause of this grave misfortune
and for that I am going to try to rectify myself
I will no longer write at this site
as a matter of fact i will no longer look at this site
I am very sorry to the creator of this web page for all the destruction my presence has caused
and for all the other people who no doubt find this page as a sanctuary I apologize to you to
please keep writing and adding beauty to this quite drab world


Love,
Jayme Lynne Epperson

"we had cut our long hair off and replaced it with blue eyes of saddness, still acted like we were kids"

shelley I hope you still fall asleep on my words
Pretynd, Ventricle, Portia, Black forest, Virgin Whore, Plyna
- Wednesday, December 29, 1999 at 21:05:53 (PST)

APPARENTLY YOU (WHO EVER THE FUCK YOU ARE) DONT HAVE A LIFE, AND IF YOU DONT LIKE
MY LATINO SPEAKING, DICK SUCKING, ADAM LOVING,
LIFE THEN STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT BECAUSE IT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU AND I DONT WANT TO COME HERE AND READ THIS SHIT ABOUT ME OR ANY OF MY FRIENDS SO WHY DONT YOU GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET A LIFE!!!

YOURS TRUELY
LITTLE J
- Wednesday, December 29, 1999 at 20:51:06 (PST)

here am I
dragged through the mire
too wet for hot
too cold for fire

holy cats, just slap a tail on me..
King rules

I love your shoes
OH, jeez, yeah
and I like the bag of guts and waters I turned into
just now

and it's all for you
all for you
my dear

To all girls,just a question: Why do such CUTE guys have such UGLY girlfriends?
Eve
- Wednesday, December 29, 1999 at 20:23:11 (PST)

There once was a boy from Cumberland Road
He had a sheep and there he shot his load



PS

Is that little thing Y2K compliant?

Thoughts from Jack Handee
- Wednesday, December 29, 1999 at 18:27:47 (PST)

Attention All Farmers:

Sheep sodomizer on the loose! Lock up your livestock.
The only physical description given was of this prick
about 5'5'' tall, dork-hornrimmed glasses, a fag-pony
tail, and seen leaving the scene with him was this short fat, latino speaking female. If you see this
couple, approach with caution, he has been known to
consider himself GOD, and she eats anything that dosen't eat her first. Call your local West Virginia
State Police Department. Do not try to apprehend on
your own. If you find no other choice in the situation
gut shoot him, and feed her something and you should
be safe.
Adam Wooten "damn Im a good sheep fucker"
- Wednesday, December 29, 1999 at 18:09:16 (PST)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

I JUST SAW A HAMPSTER AT THE MALL WITH A BIGGER PENIS
THAN WOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY FAT GIRL WANNA SUCK THAT
ONE TOO ??????????????


PS WOOOT,

WHERES YO DADDI ?????????????????????? FUCKIN HA HA !
Anonymous
- Wednesday, December 29, 1999 at 12:48:00 (PST)

I HATE WOOTEN AND HIS FAGGOT BROTHER AND HIS LOOSER MOTHER THAT COULDN'T EVEN KEEP HER HUSBAND. YOU POOR
LITTLE POOR MOTHER FUCKERS I HOPE ALL OF YA ROT IN
WOOTEN HELL. OH AND BEFORE I FORGET WOOTEN FUCKS
HIS BROTHER UP THE ASS WHEN HE CAN'T GET LITTLE FAT
J TO SUCK HIS DICK.......DID YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE J?
DID YOU KNOW THAT WOOT TELLS EVERYONE THAT YOU ARE NOT
WORTHY OF HIS COCK.....THAT YOU ARE JUST GOOD ENUFF
TO SUCK IT?????????????? GET SOME PRIDE, AND YOU
WOOTENS ARE JUST ABOUT TO GET WHATS DESERVED!
Anonymous
- Wednesday, December 29, 1999 at 12:28:50 (PST)

Sohn Epper wischt ihren Kolben mit ihrer eigenen Hand ab


Hans Nurenburg
- Wednesday, December 29, 1999 at 00:18:17 (PST)

You know what Mr."God" (please remember people spell these things backwards), You are one dumb son of a bitch...yes that's right I'm calling you something less than a mentally retarded nazi. What the hell man... er...animal(?), just go away... go crawl in your little...umm...BIG latrine (shit hole for all the mentally retarded nazis in the room) and die! I'm running out of ideas to write about you with. that's bad!! Let's try a different approach, Mr."God" we know that you were dropped on your head repeatedly and that both your folks are inbred sheep (which you sodomized of course), and that your childhood was spent not making the cut for the jock thing, believe me shit head you've got the fuckin brains for it! alright so then I'm thinking children teased you about your fat ass looks and how you smell (which I've been told is far worse than all the shit in the world). And then it happened, the worst possible thing for Mr. I'm hung like a parakeet: Puberty! "OH NO!!!" the fat mentally retarded nazi exclaimes "I used to be too fat to see my penis but now I have to find it in all that hair!!! I'M DOOMED!" this is when you realized your own bestiality and started sodomizing sheep because no one wanted your fat stinky ass around, and now here we are... you pitiful CHILD! Grow the fuck up.
Anonymous
- Wednesday, December 29, 1999 at 00:12:31 (PST)

Dear Emyaj,

Just for the record the reason you are so insecure about "Tap" is because you KNOW deep down in your heart that even he thinks you are down right hideous.

How could anyone find your pimple-covered manly back attractive...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Come on people imagine this with me: You're screwing some chick and you grab ahold of her back for some leverage and it feels like you're running your hand across a page out of a brail book...and it's greasy and smelly and you get little pieces of skin under your fingernails...makes me shudder jsut to think about it. Then you lift your hand up and it's all covered in blood and puss...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Do ya'll remember Fraggle Rock? Huh? Well remember the BIG-ASS pile of trash that talked? It had bugs flying around it and those wierd wavy stink lines rising off of it. You know the green lines on cartoons that rise off of smelly things? Well, that's how I've always pictured Jayme's filthy diseased ridden VAGINA.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Matt Wooten
God rest his soul
1984-1999

Justin Something
R.I.P
1981-1999

Pat (Tap)
Poor Bastard
1982-1999


I feel sorry for you all, but what the HELL were you thinking?
EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


I bet she wipes her butt with her own hand!
Johnny Cougar
- Tuesday, December 28, 1999 at 23:33:30 (PST)

First off I WON!
for God's (my) sake get it right.
I mean I got what I wanted
she only got her book back because
she succumbed to the power and the glory
that is WOOTEN.
Jesus Christ man, she gave in to get what she wanted
so I won.

anyway i gotta go

-Adam Wooten
"Goddamn he's Great"

Cheeses K. Rice
- Tuesday, December 28, 1999 at 23:14:58 (PST)

ha ha ha haaaah ahahahaaaaaaa ahahaaaaaaa haaa
HAAA haa
PINK FLOYD WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
Anonymous
- Tuesday, December 28, 1999 at 22:11:44 (PST)

My cat has a huge big ass bone sticking out of its foot!
it is really scary and I feel like dying every time that I see it
hey bub.... did you know some ignorant mother fucker hit my car outside your house?
"you stupid mother fucker you hit my goddamn car ... you haul your ass back here so I can stomp it for I hunt you down you stupid son of a bitch"
(in funny chink voice of course)
attention WAL-MART shoppers
there is a red light special in aisle six
on non-imported inexpensive imposter perfume
the new low low price is only
six dollars and six six cent
have a nice afternoon and remember to be safe while driving
and once again!
thank you for shopping WAL-MART


*I'm a little girl and I come from a china had a mighty long trip a coming down here... the wind it a blew and it kick a up the water makes a little china girl feel mighty queer*
Pretynd
- Tuesday, December 28, 1999 at 20:35:10 (PST)

If I were God we would never see a straight moment
Cigarretes would be infinite
and I would be rich thanks to all my devout worshipping me out there.
Remember: Send me your money.
If I were God life would be a more happier place
because I wouldn't take anyone away
no one would have to fight for someone else's life and no one would hear: "It was simply there time to go..."
life would just be really mellow
Happiness would be a measure of one's life and love
people who had neither would be given LIFE WELFARE
and soup would be the basis of religion everywhere
If I were God we would have peace and you know why?
Because I'm not some fuct up individual who believes these things should be short and every bad goddamned thing to happen lasted forever! That and what the head honcho says Goes.
Wannabe God
- Tuesday, December 28, 1999 at 15:05:57 (PST)

If I had a life I would give in to suicide
and since I have a pulse... can I borrow your knife?
With morning death breath and a mug of black gook
I take my scalding shower melting into myself and I come out a god.
Yes that's right nice cold coca cola and a shotgun in the mouth can't compare to a toaster in the bathtub.
So I say in my blue hospital socks: "Goddamn rabid fleas on crack!!" and step off the chair to swing.

Just another insane wal-mart shopper
- Tuesday, December 28, 1999 at 14:52:07 (PST)

To my precious Tap


I wonder if you watched me sleep
while I was lying beside you
if you could see with every breath
that I exhaled your name
I remember stirring once
when you kissed me on the cheek
I wonder if you were angry
when I read you
your pleasure was soon
subsided by your insecurity
rest assured
no game piece
no pawn
and from the first day you should have known
you had me too
and you wonder why I love you?!?
Ventricle
- Tuesday, December 28, 1999 at 12:26:59 (PST)

if I tried to live
I would sleep on the train and miss my stops
then be late
and freeze my ass off
and who could rest anyway moving with all those

Anonymous
- Tuesday, December 28, 1999 at 01:10:55 (PST)

Waiting For the Beast

Picture what only you can see.
The dawn breaking between the mountain peaks
with dark foreboding clouds raging inside, you wait,
look out to taste the light.
From the shadows you feel it come Energy and Darkness,
all one.
You've been prepared, waiting for this, your body is hard your mind is quick. It approaches so fast, so hard, as if in a rage. You feel it grasp you , tear at you , bite you .
Soon you are taken to the ground held down hard, never to see the beast. The sweat begins to glisten off your breasts.
You feel as if your being opened inside. The breathing
you feel about your neck as the beast explores your body with rage and purpose, he is making you his own
it moves with growls over your back you feel it's mouth
taking you in, pulling you in, preparing you , but this
you know, you have waited so long for this time in the dirt of the forest. Deep but soon and with purpose and
rage holds your mouth down with force to be filled, thrusting inside you feel it grow, preparing itself for
its purpose, its goal it holds your head tight in its hands you feel your breasts being tormented in pain as
the beast squeezes them in his rage inside your magic mind is fogged by passions that call your teeth to bear down on the beasts manhood. You hold him in your lips, your breasts pulled up to service the beast, all you feel is the power of being taken in the dirt, and then you feel it, your passion is matched by his own.
The beast has mounted his mate, he has made her his own
thrusting in deep you meet his every move, only the beast controls it all. You feel complete, purpose and
passion fulfilled, your heard calmed soon you feel the hot liquid of life the growl of the beast as he holds you to the ground, task completed, you lay motionless as he dismounts. Throughout the morning mist you move closer to the beast, your lips close around his manhood
you submit to him again. He takes you up you see the rage has subsided, its inside you now,you feel its burning warmth his lips crushed against yours you feel the strength in his arms. The rage is now love, he has mated you and now your his own. You know in your heart you are not weak, but beneath the rage you seek to be fulfilled, again you must submit within his arms you rest now and sleep.


Brief Explination:

Submission can be so pleasurably painfull, this is a
poem wrote for me by a lover, the beast, and I was his
conquest and equal. I hope you see the beauty.


One lucky Lady
- Tuesday, December 28, 1999 at 00:01:58 (PST)

I can see the wake of the war
for life goes on
I can see her on a moutian of money with her long hair flowing in the wind
and eyes all big and bright
holding a big bucket of chicken
wearing that white dress
and heels
smilin
at meand I see a toaster
and shes sitting on the hood of my camaro
how warm the chicken
the steam would roll
and as the fog blocks out the beauty of the chevy emblem
I notice her
rings are not gold
and she is everything as fur elise plays
and never more means more than ever before
could the thought of movement be made in mind
the chicken would not last for ever
the sidewalks would roll up and the moon can not cook the chicken
to its full flavor
the 350 engine would bake the beast
as we wind along the moutianside
at the dusk to our choice of preselected sounds
given to us as a means of entertainment
could we have or ask for more?
Anonymous
- Monday, December 27, 1999 at 23:26:52 (PST)

Oh how lovely
only you have the taste
the outside
right to the bone
bonita
how pretty
the es pollo my chicken I love you
in each and every bite
cooked full
juicy
all I could ask for in a fantasy
I hunger for you
yes chicken
you are my desire
I would not eat with out thinking of your legs
and there is nothing to taste like your taste
how hot and warm and spicy
you are beautiful chicken
with bread
or pototatos
and beans and milk
and beer or pop
could I want anything else?
Anonymous
- Monday, December 27, 1999 at 23:16:00 (PST)

Messages keep gettin clearer
I take a look in the mirror
wanna change my clothes, my
hair, my face.....man I aint
gettin no where....baby we're
just dancin in the dark.


From the lovely and talented Springsteen!!!!!
Bruce Rules !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bruce/Fan
- Monday, December 27, 1999 at 22:06:19 (PST)

they are lifeless.
they are alone in the ways of the pancake.
they know not that if you eat too much of mi mi's pizza that you will grow sick.
i am the student.
i am the teacher.
know the things that i do.
i am not scared.
i am lonely,but you are so oblivious to such.
they are my friends.
they dwell inside my mind.
you will meet them in merry time , you will meet them.



J.L.E+P.R.B=h.A.P.p.I.n.E.S.s....and remember to pick up the spilled cop porn .
Reverse_Smurf
- Monday, December 27, 1999 at 10:31:35 (PST)

on the first day ,all was golden , loving and true.
on the second day ,all just fell through.
too much payne on broken loves glass.
too much payne on the arm of the vein i missed.
too much payne on the ways of times pass.
too much payne.....too much payne...
the third day was one to recover , the madness , the anger gone not that far away.
the third day to recover.....so slowly i do..


i love you jayme......so so sweet....words so true and no way to show....fuct up my brain , cant maintain.....
..................................POOBOT
Reverse_Smurf
- Monday, December 27, 1999 at 09:23:56 (PST)

I only give what
then you need to
continue the search
in order to go thru
the process we call
research.
Anonymous
- Monday, December 27, 1999 at 07:54:41 (PST)

accept not as is
and instead ask why
thats the only way
personally you will
understand and not be
fed someone elses mind
Do not be silenced and
simply just go along
speak your reactions
and if they merely
understand they will
not be so inclined
to steal personally
your own mind thoughts.



I can be touched but
I can not be seen



Anonymous
- Monday, December 27, 1999 at 07:46:33 (PST)

while you were napolian
you smoked up 25000 dollars in crack
Anonymous
- Sunday, December 26, 1999 at 22:28:00 (PST)

while you smoked up 25000 dollars in rock
you couldve shoved a corvette up your ass
Anonymous
- Sunday, December 26, 1999 at 22:25:28 (PST)

after you smoked up 25000 dollars in crack
you were living on it
{living on it}
living on it
after you smoked up 25 grand in crack
it seemed so miniscule the face value of a vacuum cleaner
as stock market rocks
hey priemo
over here
while you were smoking up 25000 dollars in crack
your friends
not prejudce intended
needed to borrow money
while you smoked up 25000 dollars in crack
Anonymous
- Sunday, December 26, 1999 at 22:24:06 (PST)

while you was smoking up 25000 dollars in crack
you cracked
and you missed it when your shit came in
and dont you remember waiting for your shit to come in?
your shit came in and you fucking missed it
then it just washed away down the same drain
Anonymous
- Sunday, December 26, 1999 at 22:19:22 (PST)

Whilist you was smoking up 25000 dollars in crack
it was all my fault
everything
because
it is I who is wrong
very wrong
yep
Anonymous
- Sunday, December 26, 1999 at 22:09:33 (PST)

Angela
I love you so much it is written
in blood in vain in love
Angela oh Angela
how could I live without
Angela
please do not look away
I love for I only love you
without that I love I would surely not be here
I would not exist
you are inspiration
to me you are life

How tender and lovely her eyes
the eyes that look at me
Angela so beautiful
a walking living dream
you know it

"Angela {sculpture of love}"
Have the heavens cast you down
for my eyes to behold

what master has drawn this form come true
living art of life shaped into warm flesh
delicious Angela poetry herself a dream
exotic

Angela
to move is to attract attention
to smile is heart stealing
ripping the insides out

to glance in your direction
is to film the living art inside my mind
to be played and replayed a hundred times
Angela there is no art but Angela

an Angel to steal my mind
I love only Angela
I lust only for Angela
angela be mine

Oh Angela with movements of art
and art would be your name
so beautiful as the ocean at sundown
like a flower in the spring
Angela your dark hair
as that of a lustful mane
would I hope to see tomorrow
if ever I could hold you and have the chance to say
ANGELA my ANGELA
an angel
who could not love you
who could compare you
inside a heart that could feel love
if there was a heaven it holds your name
inside the mind of lovers Angela
you drive me to the edge


Anonymous
- Sunday, December 26, 1999 at 22:07:34 (PST)

KUDOS TO JAYME for being the perfect lady and
the WINNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!
The lovely, lovely poetry book is once again home.
And all of Pandora's Box knows what a waste of skin
and oxygen Wooten is.......and always will be.

Yep! It's a gread day here in the good 'ol USA !
your secret friend~
- Sunday, December 26, 1999 at 17:43:10 (PST)

It will never be enough...
Don't you see?
Until you find that semi-flawless peace of mind
until you reach the semi-ultimate acceptance
whatever the anti-dancing boy may say or do
It will never be enough
In all honesty...
can someone give that much?
Dirty Cyclops
- Sunday, December 26, 1999 at 12:01:08 (PST)

INSECURITY
I posses it I
manifest it
and all I want is for you to say you love me
so much that it hurts
for you to hold me
and find your love so great
you tell strangers on the street
all along in this dream state some poeple
like to call my life
I have been made to feel ugly
unwanted
unworthy
unloved
so of course I have a problem believing you
and when I ask for the reinforcments I desire
I dont need to see you roll your eyes
and act as if I am a horrible evil witch for ever doubting your holy word
there are things you need and there are things I need
Goddamnit
And I need your reassurance
and maybe once I got it I would leave you alone
Ventricle
- Sunday, December 26, 1999 at 10:23:25 (PST)

boom,its you there in the window.
piggy piggy pig pigtails on her head , oh by the way wooten just stright up bottom line isnt the greatest.a subject touched upon for the fact of this,im tired of seeing it on this page.this will now give you a reason to print it over and over to make the woot the man.well i hope you feel good inside and i actually am glad as hell the "dispute" with you and jayme are over cause i dont even know you and visions of pipe bombs dance in my head (stab stab).well this is the smurf man telling you to print those lines,keep em coming and do enjoy that cream box set.
Reverse_Smurf
- Sunday, December 26, 1999 at 10:01:31 (PST)

I LOVE ADAM I LOVE ADAM
I LOVE ADAM I LOVE ADAM
I LOVE ADAM I LOVE ADAM
I LOVE ADAM I LOVE ADAM
I LOVE ADAM I LOVE ADAM
I LOVE ADAM I LOVE ADAM


Anonymous
- Sunday, December 26, 1999 at 09:29:44 (PST)

while you was smoking up 25000 dollars in crack
and lieing about not drinking
you let god piss all over us
and traded your brain for a tuna fish sandwich
Anonymous
- Saturday, December 25, 1999 at 22:54:29 (PST)

"FAVORITE PLAY"
In the front role,non-existant to a paraelle world
as you refelect the society you would have blamed
for when your cure is more,more than ever before
and if I hated to see you with him
I hated to see you,at all,or with me
and how could that be
there is no mirror between
the thin line marking making maybe merging into stage
your space
where do you get your scripts?
who draws you so art of non-art?
happy to be angry within bieng without me
thinking me in mind won't answer your prayers
or steal your breath
won't give you life you don't want
or begin to breach in peace
back roll tribal,spine drawn etched through X-ray
left hand bio-mechanical frozen still
holding roses blood red dying as soon as they were
stolen.out of my mind your anger does not effect
your actions and this will never be drawn or acted on
as long your memory is distant from your little dream.
before the curtain before there was a godless love for
an exit,deserved,marked territores deep on the floor
If the core was center the heart you drove deep into
hell emerges in pain written from method but only
improvised upon with haste and decor expecting help
with nothing as sarcasim bounces around the walls
asking you to join in on que of coarse when the
prop no longer entertains the crowd players audiance
you rule the jury of none unless skitzifriendlyia sets
in again
and so innocently your lines pour out of the tip of your
brillant mind
reciting classic decay leaving me bored again.
bored with the acting lying,the whole game
intricate instruments are not props
and stopped clocks can't tell time
I don't need to know who you love if your hatred
is felt between each line


written by travis ray cole
Act two


Anonymous
- Saturday, December 25, 1999 at 22:46:41 (PST)

while you was smoking up 25000 dollars in crack
i was trying to remain myself
while you looked thru the hole for the key
i was saying goodbye to anything left
Anonymous
- Saturday, December 25, 1999 at 22:41:57 (PST)

"Sliding alternating thirds"
by
Travis Ray Cole

At what degree are you going to leave me
when will I notice your already going to go
the seventh time hitting the ninth note
while the wah is gain more than speed
At what point did you remember
theres more of us to know
and a circle of notes echo in gone
eleven eleven eleven mutliplied by an emotionless tone
theres no yesteryday saved and where do we got to go?


Copyright{c}1999
Travis Ray Cole can be e-mailed at oeoeoe@usa.net


triplet
- Saturday, December 25, 1999 at 22:30:44 (PST)

parts of three
by
Travis Ray Cole . .

"Stolen Away"
by
Travis Ray Cole

THE FIRST SEVEN WHERE HOLLOW
AND AUGMENTED RIPPING INTO DREAMS
AND LIEING TO TOMMOROW
EVEN IN THE CIRCLE
WHERE THE CORE WAS SOLID AND STEEL INSIDE THE SEAMS
aint fucking around"

With 11 santana tributes to
LOOK i LOVE YOU
theres no way that I
only mine would never thieve
the circle keeps turning
not circle
E suspend 7th the second time
my heart could only bleed
on the first page of the sixth note was
the feeling
I'd die for thee
so then theres the winner
all blonde
alright and tall and sweet
aroUnd and round the wheel was turning
he played hey joe until we could sleep
"I aint fucking around"
INSIDE THE PEDAL
WAHHHHHHHHHHH WAH
FLANGED AT FULL SPEED
I looked inside tommorrow
With 11 santana tributes to gina
theres no way that I
only mine would never thieve
the circle keeps turning
not circle encompussing in a series
around
not to be confused by any other
hitting every single one eventullay feedback sayes
temptures of some degrees
a pattern only decieded by the stars`
a direction to place the sound explaining you
looking
Im looking
only to explain you to me
and tremolo crosspicking slides
would love you for me
I'm looking
looking pretty good to me
borrrowed tommoarow
I know when you look at me
E suspend7th the second time
my heart could only bleed
in taggence love like sense of feeling
sell hatred to where
fell bleeding valentines at hells gate
the wheels keep turning theres point somewhere to keep
he played hey joe until we could sleepthere was 11 times around the thirds would lie to me
I'm looking
I'm looking
I'm looking

for a girl like you
I'm looking
I'm looking
I'm looking
I just had to look twice
theres no way to forget


wHERE THERES NO WAY TO REMEMBER
THERES NO HOPE IN POEM
WHY


Copyright{c}1999
Travis Ray Cole


e-mail at oeoeoe@usa.net

hOW MANY WORDS
COME ON MACHINE
HOW MANY WORDS AND WHEN YOU DREAM
ITS GONNA BE GONE


Copyright 1999
Anonymous
- Saturday, December 25, 1999 at 22:28:56 (PST)

"Stolen Away"
by
Travis Ray Cole

aint fucking around

With 11 santana tributes to gina
theres no way that I
only mine would never thieve
the circle keeps turning
not circle
E suspend7ththe second time
my heart could only bleed

arond and round the wheel was turning
he played hey joe until we could sleep
"I aint fucking around"

With 11 santana tributes to gina
theres no way that I
only mine would never thieve
the circle keeps turning
not circle
E suspend7th the second time
my heart could only bleed
in taggence love like sense of feeling
sell hatred to where
fell bleeding valentines at hells gate
the wheels keep turning theres point somewhere to keep
he played hey joe until we could sleepthere was 11 times around the thirds would lie to me
I'm looking
I'm looking
I'm looking

for a girl like you
I'm looking
I'm looking
I'm looking
I just had to look twice
theres no way to forget


wHERE THERES NO WAY TO REMEMBER
THERES NO HOPE IN POEM
WHY

copyright{c}1999
Travis Ray Cole can be e-mailed at oeoeoe@usa.net

Anonymous
- Saturday, December 25, 1999 at 22:26:50 (PST)

With 11 santana tributes to gina
theres no way that I
only mine would never thieve
the circle keeps turning
not circle
E suspend7ththe second time
my heart could only bleed

arond and round the wheel was turning
he played hey joe until we could sleep"I aint fucking around"

With 11 santana tributes to gina
theres no way that I
only mine would never thieve
the circle keeps turning
not circle
E suspend7th the second time
my heart could only bleed
in taggence love like sense of feeling
sell hatred to where
fell bleeding valentines at hells gate
the wheels keep turning theres point somewhere to keep
he played hey joe until we could sleepthere was 11 times around the thirds would lie to me

Travis Ray Cole
Copyright{c}1999
Anonymous
- Saturday, December 25, 1999 at 22:24:07 (PST)

I've lost heaven,
the lovely angel with dark hair,
whose favorite number was seven.
and her favorite pastime was to share
My time with me; she shed the light
like the full moon miles away.
She came to me every night
but she was gone by the day.
Where is my angel, my light, my life,
the most beautiful lady ever seen.
Where is my ward against the strife
the beauty whose name is Dinah Kathleen?
Cheshire Cat
- Saturday, December 25, 1999 at 22:23:25 (PST)

> IF THERE IS LOVE LIKE A THORN TO
> STAB ME IN THE HEART IT IS NOTHING
> THERE IS NO FEELING TO CAUSE PAIN
> THERE IS NO PAIN TO KILL MEMORIES
> THERE IS NO LIFE WITH OUT LOVE
> WITHOUT A HOPE ONLY GINA COULD LOOK MY WAY
> IT IS LOVE THAT SMILE
> IT IS HEAT THAT STEALS MY HEART
> IT IS I THAT IS TO BE THE LOVER OF ART
> FOR GINA IS ONLY ART
> IN MOVEMENT IN LOOKS
> AND A CLOSENESS THAT IS ONLY IN MY HEART
> SEXY AS A WORD IS GINA
> A PRAYER TO THE HEAVENS
> AND LIE TO THE SECOND HAND
> TO HOLD HER IN TIME
> FOREVER
> THE SKIES TO THREATEN
> WHAT MYTH COULD DENY
> IT IS GINA THE ANSWER
>
>




>
> why they may have slept with Jack Ginsberg
> before he was nobody
> can the hearing impaired have voices
> in thier heads?
> mine have a narrator
> It is so sweet my new stalker is writing to me under ten different names
> sending me pages and pages of love poetry
> which I delete unread and tell her
> it was very good.
> mirroring the mirror of film
> Grandma and Mom always buy me the ugliest prostitutes
>
+Name Dropper"
>
> Your not Steven Spielberg
> alan ginsberg,alan ginsberg
> Mark Twain
> the new Kauraocs
> less vauge {more accessible}
> and surrellist like we like
> we don't need your guilt pain
> we dont need your guilt pain
> bieng published dictionary?
> Does that include making hundreds
> of copies and littering I mean satuaerating the
> intersection of milwakee and damien?
> I won a small garlic press,that means what?
> I won a small garlic press
>
>
>
>
>




beatuiful witches burning
in the heavens
angel of my eye
prey on
> Please help me to get across the line
> I'll be back for you,I'm not lying
>
> if I stay here I'll end up dyin
===============================================
>
> "The Ballad of Bob and Emmy"
>
> While her plumbing was up to code
> it was the code of that country that carries
> buckets of water on their heads.
> that would have to be enough.
> they would make it.
> although the times were not that of Bonnie and clyde
> He bought my canoe.then smashed his guitar on his keyboard.
> Whenever the bird got out
> it would shit all over the paintings grandma passed
> around claiming the art teacher only helped her create.
> hoping to keep the used water bed with fungus growing inside pretending
that elephants dont throw their own
> shit on sunny afternoons at the zoo.
> she liked chicken but I took her to white castle in the
> blizzard on the way home before passing the oasis
> she was good but who isnt?
> in the drive thru,the man gave her a free drink for waiting
> and then she lied some more.When I got home I made sure
> the door was locked so they would'nt steal the canned goods.
>
> take it easy
> Travis Ray Cole
>
> email oeoeoe@usa.net



>
> " up to ravenswood"
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "Up to Ravenswood"
>
> Well pa would get mad
> if we did'nt wanna stand in line to get vittles,
> said you wanna eat?
> The preacher she took a strong dislike to me
> and didnt give me no pasta
> in the bags she was handing out to everyone
> so it was 'bout then.I decided
> I did'nt wanna go up to the chuch on wedenesday nights in ravenswood,
> but the kenmore and lawrence church liked
> me fine.We ran the alleys all day up kenmore
> between Sheridian and Western from loyola
> to way down to past armitage in an old ford
> and sat out in the alleys drinking fortys of the cheapest milwakee piss
> made.
> When I wanted to move the gun held under the oven with magnets so we could
> cook
> he got mad
> so one night I wanted to shoot the television
> like elvis and he said we'ld get kicked out
> He brought home a big old Indian once
> and I made love to her
> when he brought home a pretty little whore
> I left them alone and she robbed him.
> So we found somebody in the street
> selling cheese like like we was collectors
> rught up until the government did'nt wanna give 'em no more.
> Up at sallys one day I got a bowl of grits or meal and was happy to get it
> til I
> scooped a big roach up and then puked back into the bowl,go to through it
> away
> and somebody wants it from me.Months later I got the chills could'nt move
> for 3
> days,my dad says"you wanna eat?"so I went to stand in the crowd at the day
> labor
> but could'nt stand that day
> and when I made the line at breakfast it was a long one and somebody goes in
> the
> pantry from the kitchen,and I seen all them cans.
> He came out,and I stuck my foot in the door
> snuk in and got me 3 cans of uncut soup
> went home and was soon cured.
> I made that 'ol macaroni for wendy once,
> but she did'nt like it.
> I found a blue eyed squall somewheres and we took to each other she bought
> me a
> burrito and a case of old style and since it was summer we camped on the
> roof of
> the hideaway
> where it was cooler at night.
> Well one day down to the soup kitchen they had let a cute but crazy black
> woman
> out just a little to soon and since I had long
> hair she goes into yelling "you ain't Jesus,you ain't Jesus" at me.
> I laughed and people starts getting up and
> bringing me thier bowls of potato soup
> like it was some kinda cool hand luke trick but,I was just the "guitar
> player"round them parts so when I try to eat there the last time,incognito
> don't
> exist.Some of 'em call me the name of the "L" stop I sung the "50 cent song"
> at,and some say "look at him all schooled up".
> Right about the time I was gonna try those seeing eye glasses you know the
> welfare frames I wanted em tinted cause the cabs drove around with thier
> bright
> lights on at
> night blinding the crap outta me.
> so I get the frames paid extra for tinted
> and walk out of the eye place on broadway just south of wilson
> when my dad starts a yelling "look at hollywood,theres hollywood"and my
> brother
> laughs and I tell 'em "call me Johnny.
> Johnny F.N. Hollywood"
> Written by Travis Ray
>
>
>
>
> {{{{"angel kisses angel hair"}}}}}
>
> SO what if they are painting the roses red::::
> something bleed red::::
> angel kisses angel hair:::::::
> I love you, do you not care::::
> does it matter if its in dee minor any more:::
> I think of you::::
> angel kisses angel hair:::::::
> whats a runway::::
> your right there::::
> why do I always come back to you:::::
> and write of you alone:::::
> angel kisses angel hair::::
> angel I ask,it is not fair:::
> angel kisses angel hair:::::::
> angel kisses your right there::::
> still outta reach:::
> :::::Written by::::::travis
>
> _______________________________________________________
Answers
- Saturday, December 25, 1999 at 22:20:23 (PST)

Fit, fight

smit, smite,

your hair could

suffer great damage.

The pony-tail that hangs

could be scanned and sent

just the same :-)
Anonymous
- Saturday, December 25, 1999 at 22:04:29 (PST)

She Thinks
by
Travis Ray Cole


"Things Jill thinks when she Urinates"

We may have slept with Jack Ginsberg before he was nobody
can the hearing impaired have voices in their heads? mine have a narrator
It is so sweet my new stalker is writing to me under ten different names
sending me pages and pages of love poetry
which I delete unread and tell her it was very good. mirroring the mirror of film
Grandma and Mom always buy me the ugliest prostitutes
Your not Steven Spielberg Mark Twain the new Kauraocs less vauge {more accessible}
and surreal like we like it
we don't need your guilt pain we dont need your guilt pain bieng published dictionary?
Does that include making hundreds of copies and littering
I mean satuaerating the intersection of milwakee and damien?
I won a small garlic press,that means what?I won a small garlic press
Written by Travis Ray Cole



> "Things Jill thinks when she Urinates"
>
> We may have slept with
> Jack Ginsberg before he was nobody
> before he was nobody
> can the hearing impaired have voices
> in thier heads?
> mine have a narrator
> It is so sweet my new stalker is writing to me
> under ten different names
> sending me pages and pages of love poetry
> which I delete unread and tell her
> it was very good.
> mirroring the mirror of film
> Grandma and Mom always buy me the ugliest prostitutes
> Your not Steven Spielberg
> Mark Twain the new Kauraocs
> less vauge {more accessible}
> and surreal like we like it
> we don't need your guilt pain
> we dont need your guilt pain
> bieng published dictionary?
> Does that include making hundreds
> of copies and littering
> I mean satuaerating the
> intersection of milwakee and damien?
> I won a small garlic press,that means what?
> I won a small garlic press
> Written by Travis Ray Cole
>

Anonymous
- Saturday, December 25, 1999 at 21:59:06 (PST)

all my friends are taking over.
to make a mess of me.
all my friends are.
broken on glass.
to make mess of me.
i saw a river fall from heaven.
rain mistakes on me.
and i saw your mother shoot your father.
killed herself the same.


i dont listen much to reason,everybody wants to be here
santa clause has lost his mind.
easter bunny's not a rabbit,tricks are made for kids and the,psuedo psycho mental dreams will fly.
everyone just ran around just playing games wuth antisocials,no one ever taught you how to fall.
well i dont listen much to argue,everyones a fuckin psycho,no one ever taught you how to die.
take it off.
shoot it off.
show me how you used to fly.
Reverse_Smurf
- Saturday, December 25, 1999 at 18:47:59 (PST)

as radical as it seems , the world is the overboard time machine of the ghetto gutter . we all live here , sitting with our friends all by ourselves.i want my baby back . come home to level outsides.mommy ....are you there ? i didnt mean to hit you in the head with that shovel. the bright will soon sythe my soul and the struggle will be alone longside thesnake eyed dreams , the shift key pressed vice on my heart . frozen , all i wanted was kentucky and a pepsi. only the weird thing is all i got was you and a coke. and i think that denis leary said it best when he said "hey!,i can drive"
Reverse_Smurf
- Saturday, December 25, 1999 at 18:23:33 (PST)

Richard Donald Underwood III
UNCLE David Setliff! ( The accountant )
Jessyca Hope Blankenship
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Merry Christmas to:





Richard Donald Underwood III
UNCLE David Setliff! ( The accountant )
Jessyca Hope Blankenship
Melissa, Eve, Foster, Brandi, Travis Ray Cole, Wes, The bartender's Ass, Christina, Terry, Culver,Mick Foley, Scruggs, Meachum, Shott, Stonestreet, WENDY BRAY, Burgess, Christen Carper, Jodi Taylor, Elisha Cuppett, Stephanie Fowler, Amanda Cochran, Charles Bently, John Henson, Chris and Beth Henry, Mr. Godfrey, Mr. Bourne, Mr. Hankey, Kenny, Kyle, Cartman, Stan, Beavis, Butt-head, Bo Duke, Luke Duke, Daisy, Uncle Jessie, Rosco P. Colet,rain, Boss Hogg, The 1988 Oakland A's, Droz, Jesus, Satan, Enus, Christopher Walken, Keith Richards, Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker, Jack Bruce, Jeff Beck, Jimmy Page, Joe F. Perry, DMX, ODB, Ja-Rule, Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, Peter Criss, ACE FREHLEY, Bruce Kulick, Vinnie Vincent, Eric Carr, Eric Singer, Jessica Comer, Barry Dillon, Bigger Thomas, Jared Barker, Shawn Michaels, Jericho, SABU, RVD, Brandy Bagar, Paige Mustard, BROOKE BOURNE, Matthew Wooten, Lala Wooten, James Richard Wooten, Tammy Underwood, Richard Underwood Jr., T-Bone, Cooter, Effie Epperson, Bob Epperson, the one armed guy who hangs around downtown, Thomas J. Whitmore, Bruce Raven, Wedny Bray,Drake Calloway, Stephanie Ballargin (?), Pete, the guys at Anheiser-Busch, Jack Daniels, Jim Bean, Joel "whether at home or here in Dayton the women are watchin me and maturbatin" Gertner, Cyrus, Joey Styles, Anthony Perdue, Spyder Crowley, Johnny Blast, Ward and June, Brian Logan, Joey Morton, Jared Rottenberry, J.D. Rottenberry, Grandmasta Sexxy, Scotty Too Hotty, Danny Cameron, Heather Lyons, Jamie Hypes, Leah Hypes, Michael Williams, Brandon Williams, Last year's French chick, This years french chick, Kelly Howell, Jessica Stamper, Hannah Stamper, Ryan Stamper, Jeff Burnopp, Caressa Barton, her older sister who was cool, Sarah Kinder, Sarah Stevenson, Stephanie Walk, Steve Matthews, Thomas White, Arron Combs, Ben and Jerry, Daniel Mounts, the guy who "raped" Elisha Cuppett, Shannon Stewart, Mike Haddox, the Puppies, Ulysses, GENERAL LEE, KIT, David Hasslehoff, Jan Micheal Vincent, The guy in teh cartoon who turned into his car, the smurfs, the FRAGGLEs, Wendy Bray, Mario and Luigi, Sonic the Hedgehog, Walt Disney's cremated body, Pricess Di (in hell), JFK Jr., Hitler, Musolini, Castro, My Dad's French chick, Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Mike Meyers, Austin Powers, Wayne Cambell, Andy Kaufman, Tony Clifton, Ladka, Jerry "the King" Lawler, The cast of MTV'S "The State", Beth Littleford, Jon Stewart, Mo Rocca, Vance Degeneres, Steve Cobert, Jimmy Kimel, Ben Stein, Adam Corolla, Bill Clinton, His cock, Monica Lewinsky, Linda Tripp, Stephanie Flowers, Paula Jones, Tonya Harding, Nancy Kerrigan, Jeff Goloulee, Lou E. Dnagerously, Tom Petty, Mandy Moore, Britanny Spears, Christina Agulera, Backstreet Boys, N'SYNC, 98 Degrees, 3 count, Fozzy Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzie Osborune, Rob Zombie, Phil Anselmo, Dimebag Darrel, Vinnie Paul, Rex, Waylon Jennings, Wille Nelson, Johnny Cash, Kris Kristopherson, Yoko Ono, Fred Durst, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, CREAM, Aerosmith, KISS, 80's KISS, Reunited KISS, Wendy bray,Flotsam and Jetsom, Metallica, Metallica w/out Cliff, AC/DC, Motley Crue, Poison, Unskinny Rose, C.C. Deville, Ford Motor COmpany, Steve Mother-fucking Polychronopolous, Adam Sandler, the Chrysler Corp, Every 1969 Dodge Chager every built (particulalry ones painted orange), Oldmobiles, Geos, Breyers Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Nicole Johnson, Nicole Perry, Nicole Thompson, Nicole Artrip, Nicole Sullivan, Nicole Baurer,
Nicole-(ous) Cage, Danny Bonaducci, Leif Garret, Donny Osmond, Marie Osmond, Tommy Hilfigger, Wendy Bray,FUBU, Levi, Lee, Wendy's resturaunt chain, niggers everywhere, all the fags, Jews, spics, chinks, japs, honkies, wetbacks, Nazi's, The Axis Powers, No Doubt, Sean Gurtis, Bush, Silverchair, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Pearl Necklace, Pearl Drums, Pearl S. Buck, Pearly Bowman, Eric Estrada, Every car every blown up on TV or in a cool movie, Arnold Shwartzenager, That skinny bitch off Dateline he's married to, Jane Pauley, Stone Phillips, Tom Brokaw, Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, My insanlely large cock, Bryant Gumball, Katie Kouric, Willard Scott, Al Roker, Matt Lauer, Ronald McDonald, Grimmace, the Hamburgler, Birdie, Mayor McCheese, Bogey, Pammy, Rick, Scott Steiner, Drizzt Do'Urden, Elminister, the Polterguist, the Exorcist, Linda Blair, the Blair Witch, Heather Donahue, Phil Donahue, Rosie O'donnel, Oprah, Harpo Productions, Wendy Bray,Happy Madison Productions, David Spade, Dana Carvey, The 1984 Indianpolis Colts, Garth Algar, The Church Lady, Ross Perot, Micheal Ducockass,
Saddam Hussaine, Macanudo Cigars, Allsop Mousepads, Value Jet, Pan-Am flight 109 over Lockerby Scotland, George Clinton and Parlamental Funk, All the transvestites of the world, all of the transvestites removed penises, Lesbians, Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura, The Cable Guy, Fake Andy Kaufman, Rubberface, Lloyd Christmas, Fender Guitars, Gibson Guitars, Wendy Bray, Les Paul, Leo Fender, Marshall Amplifiers, Michael Jackson, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Matt Glover, All the members of The Razor Blade Cult, Lloyd Bridges, Beau Bridges, Bea Arthur, Estelle Getty, Tim Allen, Abe Lincoln, The hot version of Sigourney Weaver, Al Snow, Al Gets, Al Yankovic, Allen Thick, Dick Clark, Andy Rooney, Andy Rickter, Conan O'Brien, Roger Anderson, Frank Parker, Tori Amos, Jewel, Alex Trebek, Tori Wilson, Pat Sajak, Banjo Kazzooie, Twisted Metal 4, Doink the Clown, Pamela Anderson Lee, Tommy Lee, Alyssa Milano, Wendy Bray,Beth Hash, Ice Cube, Ice Tea, Vanilla Ice, M.C. Hammer, Villanos 1 through 42, Lenny Lane, Lodi, Tommy Orion, Billy Sadler, Benjamin Nyetanyahoo, Lolita Davidovich, Carnie Wilson, Indiana Jones, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, James T. Kirk, Pubic hair spong, Barney the dinosaur, Big Bird, Snuffallunfagus, Will Smith, Tupac, Puff daddy, Pistacios Nuts, Mr. Peanut, Mr. T, Mr. Belding, Tweek and Craig, Zakk Wylde, Zack Morris, A.C. Slater, Kelly Capowski, Lisa Turtle, Screech, Jesse Spano, Carlos Santana, Wendy Bray, James Hettfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammet, Jason Newsted, Ralph Lauren, Ralph, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, George Bush, George Thorogood, David Arquette, Mariah Carey's Tits and Ass, The girl from Disc Jockey with perfect Tits and Ass, The all around hot girl from Sunglass Hut, The woman in Leopard Skin selling copper, The dudes that sell hoods, Tommmy Dreamer, all the guys at Nascar HQ, Tree Hugging Hippie Store, Dip N Dots, KISS dude at Spencers, Carie Worley, David at Kay Bee, Mindboggle, Silent Scope, Tyler Winkler, Henry Winkler, The Fonz, Jonie and Chachie, Richie Cunningham, Scott Bayo, Mel Saunders, Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nickelson, Hal Sparks, Mel Gibson, Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris, Tom Arnold, Walker,Texas Ranger, Randy Rhoads, Suzzanne Somers, Tom Selleck, Magnum P.I., Bert Reynolds, The cast of Riptide, Captain Winkie, Ben Folds Five, Steve Bushemi, Quentin Tarantino, Harvey Kytel, Penis pistol from duck til dawn, Mark Callaway, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Lopez, Daisey Fuetes, CATHERINE-ZETA-JONES, JENNY McCARTHY, Dennis Rodman, CARMAN ELECTRA, Denise Richards, Terri Runnels, Tori, Debra, Ivory, Chyna, Rena Mero, The chick with Black hair that was perfect, chick from Ames, Wendy Bray, Grace Slick, Jefferson Airplane, Clarence "the Fire Breathing Negro", Trojan Man, Julius Ceasar, CALIGULA, Stanley Kubrick, Oliver Stone, JFK, Jackie O, Steven Spielberg, Rob Sneider, George Lucas, Jeremy McGrath, Tony Hawk, Nick, Ryan, Roby and Tyler, Jergens Lotion, Hugo Boss, Squave, 12 dollar shampoo, Dave's Brush, David loves Miss Congeniality, David Horowitz...The Jew! He likes to watch us masterbate and he goes: "Splat splooo slooop" all over us, Rico Squave, Mitch Headberg, Lewis Black, THE ROCK, The girl who wouldn't have gone to college if it weren't for her horse, Steve Austin, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Shane Douglas, Steve Corino, Hewlett Packard, Bill Gates, Jack Victory, ROADKILL, Danny Doring, Electra, DAWN MARIE, Justin Credible, Lance Storm: From Calgary...Alberta, Canada, Vito Lagrassi, Mulletts all over the globe, Little Guido, BIG SAL E. GRAZIANO, Tracy Smothers, Make-out fest 1986, Jerry Lynn, Spike Dudley, Mike Awesome, Masato Tanaka, Masahiro Chono, Yoshihiro Tajiri, The Great Muta, g Fresh, INDIANS from CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL, ALFRED PACKER, Juan Swartz, SCHWAN, Humphries, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Meatloaf, Barbara Streisand, Dale Earnhardt,George Carlin, Jose Canseco, Cream Boxed Sets, THAT LOVELY, LOVELY POETRY BOOK, and of course, PROVIDENCE!
Merry Christmas to:





Richard Donald Underwood III
UNCLE David Setliff! ( The accountant )
Jessyca Hope Blankenship
Melissa, Eve, Foster, Brandi, Travis Ray Cole, Wes, The bartender's Ass, Christina, Terry, Culver,Mick Foley, Scruggs, Meachum, Shott, Stonestreet, WENDY BRAY, Burgess, Christen Carper, Jodi Taylor, Elisha Cuppett, Stephanie Fowler, Amanda Cochran, Charles Bently, John Henson, Chris and Beth Henry, Mr. Godfrey, Mr. Bourne, Mr. Hankey, Kenny, Kyle, Cartman, Stan, Beavis, Butt-head, Bo Duke, Luke Duke, Daisy, Uncle Jessie, Rosco P. Colet,rain, Boss Hogg, The 1988 Oakland A's, Droz, Jesus, Satan, Enus, Christopher Walken, Keith Richards, Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker, Jack Bruce, Jeff Beck, Jimmy Page, Joe F. Perry, DMX, ODB, Ja-Rule, Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, Peter Criss, ACE FREHLEY, Bruce Kulick, Vinnie Vincent, Eric Carr, Eric Singer, Jessica Comer, Barry Dillon, Bigger Thomas, Jared Barker, Shawn Michaels, Jericho, SABU, RVD, Brandy Bagar, Paige Mustard, BROOKE BOURNE, Matthew Wooten, Lala Wooten, James Richard Wooten, Tammy Underwood, Richard Underwood Jr., T-Bone, Cooter, Effie Epperson, Bob Epperson, the one armed guy who hangs around downtown, Thomas J. Whitmore, Bruce Raven, Wedny Bray,Drake Calloway, Stephanie Ballargin (?), Pete, the guys at Anheiser-Busch, Jack Daniels, Jim Bean, Joel "whether at home or here in Dayton the women are watchin me and maturbatin" Gertner, Cyrus, Joey Styles, Anthony Perdue, Spyder Crowley, Johnny Blast, Ward and June, Brian Logan, Joey Morton, Jared Rottenberry, J.D. Rottenberry, Grandmasta Sexxy, Scotty Too Hotty, Danny Cameron, Heather Lyons, Jamie Hypes, Leah Hypes, Michael Williams, Brandon Williams, Last year's French chick, This years french chick, Kelly Howell, Jessica Stamper, Hannah Stamper, Ryan Stamper, Jeff Burnopp, Caressa Barton, her older sister who was cool, Sarah Kinder, Sarah Stevenson, Stephanie Walk, Steve Matthews, Thomas White, Arron Combs, Ben and Jerry, Daniel Mounts, the guy who "raped" Elisha Cuppett, Shannon Stewart, Mike Haddox, the Puppies, Ulysses, GENERAL LEE, KIT, David Hasslehoff, Jan Micheal Vincent, The guy in teh cartoon who turned into his car, the smurfs, the FRAGGLEs, Wendy Bray, Mario and Luigi, Sonic the Hedgehog, Walt Disney's cremated body, Pricess Di (in hell), JFK Jr., Hitler, Musolini, Castro, My Dad's French chick, Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Mike Meyers, Austin Powers, Wayne Cambell, Andy Kaufman, Tony Clifton, Ladka, Jerry "the King" Lawler, The cast of MTV'S "The State", Beth Littleford, Jon Stewart, Mo Rocca, Vance Degeneres, Steve Cobert, Jimmy Kimel, Ben Stein, Adam Corolla, Bill Clinton, His cock, Monica Lewinsky, Linda Tripp, Stephanie Flowers, Paula Jones, Tonya Harding, Nancy Kerrigan, Jeff Goloulee, Lou E. Dnagerously, Tom Petty, Mandy Moore, Britanny Spears, Christina Agulera, Backstreet Boys, N'SYNC, 98 Degrees, 3 count, Fozzy Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzie Osborune, Rob Zombie, Phil Anselmo, Dimebag Darrel, Vinnie Paul, Rex, Waylon Jennings, Wille Nelson, Johnny Cash, Kris Kristopherson, Yoko Ono, Fred Durst, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, CREAM, Aerosmith, KISS, 80's KISS, Reunited KISS, Wendy bray,Flotsam and Jetsom, Metallica, Metallica w/out Cliff, AC/DC, Motley Crue, Poison, Unskinny Rose, C.C. Deville, Ford Motor COmpany, Steve Mother-fucking Polychronopolous, Adam Sandler, the Chrysler Corp, Every 1969 Dodge Chager every built (particulalry ones painted orange), Oldmobiles, Geos, Breyers Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Nicole Johnson, Nicole Perry, Nicole Thompson, Nicole Artrip, Nicole Sullivan, Nicole Baurer,
Nicole-(ous) Cage, Danny Bonaducci, Leif Garret, Donny Osmond, Marie Osmond, Tommy Hilfigger, Wendy Bray,FUBU, Levi, Lee, Wendy's resturaunt chain, niggers everywhere, all the fags, Jews, spics, chinks, japs, honkies, wetbacks, Nazi's, The Axis Powers, No Doubt, Sean Gurtis, Bush, Silverchair, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Pearl Necklace, Pearl Drums, Pearl S. Buck, Pearly Bowman, Eric Estrada, Every car every blown up on TV or in a cool movie, Arnold Shwartzenager, That skinny bitch off Dateline he's married to, Jane Pauley, Stone Phillips, Tom Brokaw, Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, My insanlely large cock, Bryant Gumball, Katie Kouric, Willard Scott, Al Roker, Matt Lauer, Ronald McDonald, Grimmace, the Hamburgler, Birdie, Mayor McCheese, Bogey, Pammy, Rick, Scott Steiner, Drizzt Do'Urden, Elminister, the Polterguist, the Exorcist, Linda Blair, the Blair Witch, Heather Donahue, Phil Donahue, Rosie O'donnel, Oprah, Harpo Productions, Wendy Bray,Happy Madison Productions, David Spade, Dana Carvey, The 1984 Indianpolis Colts, Garth Algar, The Church Lady, Ross Perot, Micheal Ducockass,
Saddam Hussaine, Macanudo Cigars, Allsop Mousepads, Value Jet, Pan-Am flight 109 over Lockerby Scotland, George Clinton and Parlamental Funk, All the transvestites of the world, all of the transvestites removed penises, Lesbians, Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura, The Cable Guy, Fake Andy Kaufman, Rubberface, Lloyd Christmas, Fender Guitars, Gibson Guitars, Wendy Bray, Les Paul, Leo Fender, Marshall Amplifiers, Michael Jackson, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Matt Glover, All the members of The Razor Blade Cult, Lloyd Bridges, Beau Bridges, Bea Arthur, Estelle Getty, Tim Allen, Abe Lincoln, The hot version of Sigourney Weaver, Al Snow, Al Gets, Al Yankovic, Allen Thick, Dick Clark, Andy Rooney, Andy Rickter, Conan O'Brien, Roger Anderson, Frank Parker, Tori Amos, Jewel, Alex Trebek, Tori Wilson, Pat Sajak, Banjo Kazzooie, Twisted Metal 4, Doink the Clown, Pamela Anderson Lee, Tommy Lee, Alyssa Milano, Wendy Bray,Beth Hash, Ice Cube, Ice Tea, Vanilla Ice, M.C. Hammer, Villanos 1 through 42, Lenny Lane, Lodi, Tommy Orion, Billy Sadler, Benjamin Nyetanyahoo, Lolita Davidovich, Carnie Wilson, Indiana Jones, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, James T. Kirk, Pubic hair spong, Barney the dinosaur, Big Bird, Snuffallunfagus, Will Smith, Tupac, Puff daddy, Pistacios Nuts, Mr. Peanut, Mr. T, Mr. Belding, Tweek and Craig, Zakk Wylde, Zack Morris, A.C. Slater, Kelly Capowski, Lisa Turtle, Screech, Jesse Spano, Carlos Santana, Wendy Bray, James Hettfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammet, Jason Newsted, Ralph Lauren, Ralph, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, George Bush, George Thorogood, David Arquette, Mariah Carey's Tits and Ass, The girl from Disc Jockey with perfect Tits and Ass, The all around hot girl from Sunglass Hut, The woman in Leopard Skin selling copper, The dudes that sell hoods, Tommmy Dreamer, all the guys at Nascar HQ, Tree Hugging Hippie Store, Dip N Dots, KISS dude at Spencers, Carie Worley, David at Kay Bee, Mindboggle, Silent Scope, Tyler Winkler, Henry Winkler, The Fonz, Jonie and Chachie, Richie Cunningham, Scott Bayo, Mel Saunders, Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nickelson, Hal Sparks, Mel Gibson, Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris, Tom Arnold, Walker,Texas Ranger, Randy Rhoads, Suzzanne Somers, Tom Selleck, Magnum P.I., Bert Reynolds, The cast of Riptide, Captain Winkie, Ben Folds Five, Steve Bushemi, Quentin Tarantino, Harvey Kytel, Penis pistol from duck til dawn, Mark Callaway, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Lopez, Daisey Fuetes, CATHERINE-ZETA-JONES, JENNY McCARTHY, Dennis Rodman, CARMAN ELECTRA, Denise Richards, Terri Runnels, Tori, Debra, Ivory, Chyna, Rena Mero, The chick with Black hair that was perfect, chick from Ames, Wendy Bray, Grace Slick, Jefferson Airplane, Clarence "the Fire Breathing Negro", Trojan Man, Julius Ceasar, CALIGULA, Stanley Kubrick, Oliver Stone, JFK, Jackie O, Steven Spielberg, Rob Sneider, George Lucas, Jeremy McGrath, Tony Hawk, Nick, Ryan, Roby and Tyler, Jergens Lotion, Hugo Boss, Squave, 12 dollar shampoo, Dave's Brush, David loves Miss Congeniality, David Horowitz...The Jew! He likes to watch us masterbate and he goes: "Splat splooo slooop" all over us, Rico Squave, Mitch Headberg, Lewis Black, THE ROCK, The girl who wouldn't have gone to college if it weren't for her horse, Steve Austin, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Shane Douglas, Steve Corino, Hewlett Packard, Bill Gates, Jack Victory, ROADKILL, Danny Doring, Electra, DAWN MARIE, Justin Credible, Lance Storm: From Calgary...Alberta, Canada, Vito Lagrassi, Mulletts all over the globe, Little Guido, BIG SAL E. GRAZIANO, Tracy Smothers, Make-out fest 1986, Jerry Lynn, Spike Dudley, Mike Awesome, Masato Tanaka, Masahiro Chono, Yoshihiro Tajiri, The Great Muta, g Fresh, INDIANS from CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL, ALFRED PACKER, Juan Swartz, SCHWAN, Humphries, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Meatloaf, Barbara Streisand, Dale Earnhardt,George Carlin, Jose Canseco, Cream Boxed Sets, THAT LOVELY, LOVELY POETRY BOOK, and of course, PROVIDENCE!
Merry Christmas to:





Richard Donald Underwood III
UNCLE David Setliff! ( The accountant )
Jessyca Hope Blankenship
Melissa, Eve, Foster, Brandi, Travis Ray Cole, Wes, The bartender's Ass, Christina, Terry, Culver,Mick Foley, Scruggs, Meachum, Shott, Stonestreet, WENDY BRAY, Burgess, Christen Carper, Jodi Taylor, Elisha Cuppett, Stephanie Fowler, Amanda Cochran, Charles Bently, John Henson, Chris and Beth Henry, Mr. Godfrey, Mr. Bourne, Mr. Hankey, Kenny, Kyle, Cartman, Stan, Beavis, Butt-head, Bo Duke, Luke Duke, Daisy, Uncle Jessie, Rosco P. Colet,rain, Boss Hogg, The 1988 Oakland A's, Droz, Jesus, Satan, Enus, Christopher Walken, Keith Richards, Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker, Jack Bruce, Jeff Beck, Jimmy Page, Joe F. Perry, DMX, ODB, Ja-Rule, Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, Peter Criss, ACE FREHLEY, Bruce Kulick, Vinnie Vincent, Eric Carr, Eric Singer, Jessica Comer, Barry Dillon, Bigger Thomas, Jared Barker, Shawn Michaels, Jericho, SABU, RVD, Brandy Bagar, Paige Mustard, BROOKE BOURNE, Matthew Wooten, Lala Wooten, James Richard Wooten, Tammy Underwood, Richard Underwood Jr., T-Bone, Cooter, Effie Epperson, Bob Epperson, the one armed guy who hangs around downtown, Thomas J. Whitmore, Bruce Raven, Wedny Bray,Drake Calloway, Stephanie Ballargin (?), Pete, the guys at Anheiser-Busch, Jack Daniels, Jim Bean, Joel "whether at home or here in Dayton the women are watchin me and maturbatin" Gertner, Cyrus, Joey Styles, Anthony Perdue, Spyder Crowley, Johnny Blast, Ward and June, Brian Logan, Joey Morton, Jared Rottenberry, J.D. Rottenberry, Grandmasta Sexxy, Scotty Too Hotty, Danny Cameron, Heather Lyons, Jamie Hypes, Leah Hypes, Michael Williams, Brandon Williams, Last year's French chick, This years french chick, Kelly Howell, Jessica Stamper, Hannah Stamper, Ryan Stamper, Jeff Burnopp, Caressa Barton, her older sister who was cool, Sarah Kinder, Sarah Stevenson, Stephanie Walk, Steve Matthews, Thomas White, Arron Combs, Ben and Jerry, Daniel Mounts, the guy who "raped" Elisha Cuppett, Shannon Stewart, Mike Haddox, the Puppies, Ulysses, GENERAL LEE, KIT, David Hasslehoff, Jan Micheal Vincent, The guy in teh cartoon who turned into his car, the smurfs, the FRAGGLEs, Wendy Bray, Mario and Luigi, Sonic the Hedgehog, Walt Disney's cremated body, Pricess Di (in hell), JFK Jr., Hitler, Musolini, Castro, My Dad's French chick, Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Mike Meyers, Austin Powers, Wayne Cambell, Andy Kaufman, Tony Clifton, Ladka, Jerry "the King" Lawler, The cast of MTV'S "The State", Beth Littleford, Jon Stewart, Mo Rocca, Vance Degeneres, Steve Cobert, Jimmy Kimel, Ben Stein, Adam Corolla, Bill Clinton, His cock, Monica Lewinsky, Linda Tripp, Stephanie Flowers, Paula Jones, Tonya Harding, Nancy Kerrigan, Jeff Goloulee, Lou E. Dnagerously, Tom Petty, Mandy Moore, Britanny Spears, Christina Agulera, Backstreet Boys, N'SYNC, 98 Degrees, 3 count, Fozzy Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzie Osborune, Rob Zombie, Phil Anselmo, Dimebag Darrel, Vinnie Paul, Rex, Waylon Jennings, Wille Nelson, Johnny Cash, Kris Kristopherson, Yoko Ono, Fred Durst, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, CREAM, Aerosmith, KISS, 80's KISS, Reunited KISS, Wendy bray,Flotsam and Jetsom, Metallica, Metallica w/out Cliff, AC/DC, Motley Crue, Poison, Unskinny Rose, C.C. Deville, Ford Motor COmpany, Steve Mother-fucking Polychronopolous, Adam Sandler, the Chrysler Corp, Every 1969 Dodge Chager every built (particulalry ones painted orange), Oldmobiles, Geos, Breyers Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Nicole Johnson, Nicole Perry, Nicole Thompson, Nicole Artrip, Nicole Sullivan, Nicole Baurer,
Nicole-(ous) Cage, Danny Bonaducci, Leif Garret, Donny Osmond, Marie Osmond, Tommy Hilfigger, Wendy Bray,FUBU, Levi, Lee, Wendy's resturaunt chain, niggers everywhere, all the fags, Jews, spics, chinks, japs, honkies, wetbacks, Nazi's, The Axis Powers, No Doubt, Sean Gurtis, Bush, Silverchair, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Pearl Necklace, Pearl Drums, Pearl S. Buck, Pearly Bowman, Eric Estrada, Every car every blown up on TV or in a cool movie, Arnold Shwartzenager, That skinny bitch off Dateline he's married to, Jane Pauley, Stone Phillips, Tom Brokaw, Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, My insanlely large cock, Bryant Gumball, Katie Kouric, Willard Scott, Al Roker, Matt Lauer, Ronald McDonald, Grimmace, the Hamburgler, Birdie, Mayor McCheese, Bogey, Pammy, Rick, Scott Steiner, Drizzt Do'Urden, Elminister, the Polterguist, the Exorcist, Linda Blair, the Blair Witch, Heather Donahue, Phil Donahue, Rosie O'donnel, Oprah, Harpo Productions, Wendy Bray,Happy Madison Productions, David Spade, Dana Carvey, The 1984 Indianpolis Colts, Garth Algar, The Church Lady, Ross Perot, Micheal Ducockass,
Saddam Hussaine, Macanudo Cigars, Allsop Mousepads, Value Jet, Pan-Am flight 109 over Lockerby Scotland, George Clinton and Parlamental Funk, All the transvestites of the world, all of the transvestites removed penises, Lesbians, Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura, The Cable Guy, Fake Andy Kaufman, Rubberface, Lloyd Christmas, Fender Guitars, Gibson Guitars, Wendy Bray, Les Paul, Leo Fender, Marshall Amplifiers, Michael Jackson, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Matt Glover, All the members of The Razor Blade Cult, Lloyd Bridges, Beau Bridges, Bea Arthur, Estelle Getty, Tim Allen, Abe Lincoln, The hot version of Sigourney Weaver, Al Snow, Al Gets, Al Yankovic, Allen Thick, Dick Clark, Andy Rooney, Andy Rickter, Conan O'Brien, Roger Anderson, Frank Parker, Tori Amos, Jewel, Alex Trebek, Tori Wilson, Pat Sajak, Banjo Kazzooie, Twisted Metal 4, Doink the Clown, Pamela Anderson Lee, Tommy Lee, Alyssa Milano, Wendy Bray,Beth Hash, Ice Cube, Ice Tea, Vanilla Ice, M.C. Hammer, Villanos 1 through 42, Lenny Lane, Lodi, Tommy Orion, Billy Sadler, Benjamin Nyetanyahoo, Lolita Davidovich, Carnie Wilson, Indiana Jones, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, James T. Kirk, Pubic hair spong, Barney the dinosaur, Big Bird, Snuffallunfagus, Will Smith, Tupac, Puff daddy, Pistacios Nuts, Mr. Peanut, Mr. T, Mr. Belding, Tweek and Craig, Zakk Wylde, Zack Morris, A.C. Slater, Kelly Capowski, Lisa Turtle, Screech, Jesse Spano, Carlos Santana, Wendy Bray, James Hettfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammet, Jason Newsted, Ralph Lauren, Ralph, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, George Bush, George Thorogood, David Arquette, Mariah Carey's Tits and Ass, The girl from Disc Jockey with perfect Tits and Ass, The all around hot girl from Sunglass Hut, The woman in Leopard Skin selling copper, The dudes that sell hoods, Tommmy Dreamer, all the guys at Nascar HQ, Tree Hugging Hippie Store, Dip N Dots, KISS dude at Spencers, Carie Worley, David at Kay Bee, Mindboggle, Silent Scope, Tyler Winkler, Henry Winkler, The Fonz, Jonie and Chachie, Richie Cunningham, Scott Bayo, Mel Saunders, Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nickelson, Hal Sparks, Mel Gibson, Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris, Tom Arnold, Walker,Texas Ranger, Randy Rhoads, Suzzanne Somers, Tom Selleck, Magnum P.I., Bert Reynolds, The cast of Riptide, Captain Winkie, Ben Folds Five, Steve Bushemi, Quentin Tarantino, Harvey Kytel, Penis pistol from duck til dawn, Mark Callaway, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Lopez, Daisey Fuetes, CATHERINE-ZETA-JONES, JENNY McCARTHY, Dennis Rodman, CARMAN ELECTRA, Denise Richards, Terri Runnels, Tori, Debra, Ivory, Chyna, Rena Mero, The chick with Black hair that was perfect, chick from Ames, Wendy Bray, Grace Slick, Jefferson Airplane, Clarence "the Fire Breathing Negro", Trojan Man, Julius Ceasar, CALIGULA, Stanley Kubrick, Oliver Stone, JFK, Jackie O, Steven Spielberg, Rob Sneider, George Lucas, Jeremy McGrath, Tony Hawk, Nick, Ryan, Roby and Tyler, Jergens Lotion, Hugo Boss, Squave, 12 dollar shampoo, Dave's Brush, David loves Miss Congeniality, David Horowitz...The Jew! He likes to watch us masterbate and he goes: "Splat splooo slooop" all over us, Rico Squave, Mitch Headberg, Lewis Black, THE ROCK, The girl who wouldn't have gone to college if it weren't for her horse, Steve Austin, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Shane Douglas, Steve Corino, Hewlett Packard, Bill Gates, Jack Victory, ROADKILL, Danny Doring, Electra, DAWN MARIE, Justin Credible, Lance Storm: From Calgary...Alberta, Canada, Vito Lagrassi, Mulletts all over the globe, Little Guido, BIG SAL E. GRAZIANO, Tracy Smothers, Make-out fest 1986, Jerry Lynn, Spike Dudley, Mike Awesome, Masato Tanaka, Masahiro Chono, Yoshihiro Tajiri, The Great Muta, g Fresh, INDIANS from CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL, ALFRED PACKER, Juan Swartz, SCHWAN, Humphries, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Meatloaf, Barbara Streisand, Dale Earnhardt,George Carlin, Jose Canseco, Cream Boxed Sets, THAT LOVELY, LOVELY POETRY BOOK, and of course, PROVIDENCE!
Merry Christmas to:





Richard Donald Underwood III
UNCLE David Setliff! ( The accountant )
Jessyca Hope Blankenship
Melissa, Eve, Foster, Brandi, Travis Ray Cole, Wes, The bartender's Ass, Christina, Terry, Culver,Mick Foley, Scruggs, Meachum, Shott, Stonestreet, WENDY BRAY, Burgess, Christen Carper, Jodi Taylor, Elisha Cuppett, Stephanie Fowler, Amanda Cochran, Charles Bently, John Henson, Chris and Beth Henry, Mr. Godfrey, Mr. Bourne, Mr. Hankey, Kenny, Kyle, Cartman, Stan, Beavis, Butt-head, Bo Duke, Luke Duke, Daisy, Uncle Jessie, Rosco P. Colet,rain, Boss Hogg, The 1988 Oakland A's, Droz, Jesus, Satan, Enus, Christopher Walken, Keith Richards, Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker, Jack Bruce, Jeff Beck, Jimmy Page, Joe F. Perry, DMX, ODB, Ja-Rule, Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, Peter Criss, ACE FREHLEY, Bruce Kulick, Vinnie Vincent, Eric Carr, Eric Singer, Jessica Comer, Barry Dillon, Bigger Thomas, Jared Barker, Shawn Michaels, Jericho, SABU, RVD, Brandy Bagar, Paige Mustard, BROOKE BOURNE, Matthew Wooten, Lala Wooten, James Richard Wooten, Tammy Underwood, Richard Underwood Jr., T-Bone, Cooter, Effie Epperson, Bob Epperson, the one armed guy who hangs around downtown, Thomas J. Whitmore, Bruce Raven, Wedny Bray,Drake Calloway, Stephanie Ballargin (?), Pete, the guys at Anheiser-Busch, Jack Daniels, Jim Bean, Joel "whether at home or here in Dayton the women are watchin me and maturbatin" Gertner, Cyrus, Joey Styles, Anthony Perdue, Spyder Crowley, Johnny Blast, Ward and June, Brian Logan, Joey Morton, Jared Rottenberry, J.D. Rottenberry, Grandmasta Sexxy, Scotty Too Hotty, Danny Cameron, Heather Lyons, Jamie Hypes, Leah Hypes, Michael Williams, Brandon Williams, Last year's French chick, This years french chick, Kelly Howell, Jessica Stamper, Hannah Stamper, Ryan Stamper, Jeff Burnopp, Caressa Barton, her older sister who was cool, Sarah Kinder, Sarah Stevenson, Stephanie Walk, Steve Matthews, Thomas White, Arron Combs, Ben and Jerry, Daniel Mounts, the guy who "raped" Elisha Cuppett, Shannon Stewart, Mike Haddox, the Puppies, Ulysses, GENERAL LEE, KIT, David Hasslehoff, Jan Micheal Vincent, The guy in teh cartoon who turned into his car, the smurfs, the FRAGGLEs, Wendy Bray, Mario and Luigi, Sonic the Hedgehog, Walt Disney's cremated body, Pricess Di (in hell), JFK Jr., Hitler, Musolini, Castro, My Dad's French chick, Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Mike Meyers, Austin Powers, Wayne Cambell, Andy Kaufman, Tony Clifton, Ladka, Jerry "the King" Lawler, The cast of MTV'S "The State", Beth Littleford, Jon Stewart, Mo Rocca, Vance Degeneres, Steve Cobert, Jimmy Kimel, Ben Stein, Adam Corolla, Bill Clinton, His cock, Monica Lewinsky, Linda Tripp, Stephanie Flowers, Paula Jones, Tonya Harding, Nancy Kerrigan, Jeff Goloulee, Lou E. Dnagerously, Tom Petty, Mandy Moore, Britanny Spears, Christina Agulera, Backstreet Boys, N'SYNC, 98 Degrees, 3 count, Fozzy Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzie Osborune, Rob Zombie, Phil Anselmo, Dimebag Darrel, Vinnie Paul, Rex, Waylon Jennings, Wille Nelson, Johnny Cash, Kris Kristopherson, Yoko Ono, Fred Durst, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, CREAM, Aerosmith, KISS, 80's KISS, Reunited KISS, Wendy bray,Flotsam and Jetsom, Metallica, Metallica w/out Cliff, AC/DC, Motley Crue, Poison, Unskinny Rose, C.C. Deville, Ford Motor COmpany, Steve Mother-fucking Polychronopolous, Adam Sandler, the Chrysler Corp, Every 1969 Dodge Chager every built (particulalry ones painted orange), Oldmobiles, Geos, Breyers Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Nicole Johnson, Nicole Perry, Nicole Thompson, Nicole Artrip, Nicole Sullivan, Nicole Baurer,
Nicole-(ous) Cage, Danny Bonaducci, Leif Garret, Donny Osmond, Marie Osmond, Tommy Hilfigger, Wendy Bray,FUBU, Levi, Lee, Wendy's resturaunt chain, niggers everywhere, all the fags, Jews, spics, chinks, japs, honkies, wetbacks, Nazi's, The Axis Powers, No Doubt, Sean Gurtis, Bush, Silverchair, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Pearl Necklace, Pearl Drums, Pearl S. Buck, Pearly Bowman, Eric Estrada, Every car every blown up on TV or in a cool movie, Arnold Shwartzenager, That skinny bitch off Dateline he's married to, Jane Pauley, Stone Phillips, Tom Brokaw, Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, My insanlely large cock, Bryant Gumball, Katie Kouric, Willard Scott, Al Roker, Matt Lauer, Ronald McDonald, Grimmace, the Hamburgler, Birdie, Mayor McCheese, Bogey, Pammy, Rick, Scott Steiner, Drizzt Do'Urden, Elminister, the Polterguist, the Exorcist, Linda Blair, the Blair Witch, Heather Donahue, Phil Donahue, Rosie O'donnel, Oprah, Harpo Productions, Wendy Bray,Happy Madison Productions, David Spade, Dana Carvey, The 1984 Indianpolis Colts, Garth Algar, The Church Lady, Ross Perot, Micheal Ducockass,
Saddam Hussaine, Macanudo Cigars, Allsop Mousepads, Value Jet, Pan-Am flight 109 over Lockerby Scotland, George Clinton and Parlamental Funk, All the transvestites of the world, all of the transvestites removed penises, Lesbians, Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura, The Cable Guy, Fake Andy Kaufman, Rubberface, Lloyd Christmas, Fender Guitars, Gibson Guitars, Wendy Bray, Les Paul, Leo Fender, Marshall Amplifiers, Michael Jackson, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Matt Glover, All the members of The Razor Blade Cult, Lloyd Bridges, Beau Bridges, Bea Arthur, Estelle Getty, Tim Allen, Abe Lincoln, The hot version of Sigourney Weaver, Al Snow, Al Gets, Al Yankovic, Allen Thick, Dick Clark, Andy Rooney, Andy Rickter, Conan