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USE PSYCHIC ENERGY TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME THE
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Anonymous
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inside you all is the power to end this farce of death
so much more lies under your pathetic suffering
blind ignorance is your doomed fate
i wait i wait my patience all to opressive
youve turned your back on your only way out
your toil is unimmagi nable
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Anonymous
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The puppet masters were having a high time puppeteering the whole day thru not paying attention to much else just manipulate the puppet
manipulate the puppet
it was just another day on the little card board box stage

And Johnny Hollywood played along fine not looking left or right but in the back of the microchipped mind he knew what he had to do
other than the spactacular muff muff
He had to take out the telecrapper geetard with one no three blows to the concrete he would finish it as a sacrafice unto the goddess the highest angel from the nearest crossroads the crackwhoremilk yellow cheese grater's days were now numbered it was on death role the next to expire the first to go
firewood photo op

"How will this generic act of rock bordom free you and your soul jesus pose loser" the microchipped minds second level asked Johnny F.N. Hollywood not once but twice
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fartchile 19 01 up your dyke crew cut looking ass
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Anonymous
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how so or how five o
why do you even bother to tard
who the heck was talking to you anyway
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Anonymous
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i just cant with a cop calling bitch
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Anonymous
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u are still on me about that??? are you the "artchild" or the "how so"?

19-01
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Anonymous
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it was almost time to settle on the trick
a quick fix just to fuck another dangerous trend
i care about you
but not more than myself
its obvious i do it for pain
the best way to spray forth the devine hand with pointed finger
and say everbody you are not just a duck you are human
go forth and thrash
because all that pain ment was more art
a fuel
a reason
a point of entry
the fact that it will be encapsuled
means i still can live with it
nevermind the bollocks
im done
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chachi charms
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Nevermind the lies
just whatever gets me next to You
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Anonymous
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"This ones for anne frank"

Johnny Hollywood really truely got them ol blues this time and belted the painful lyrics out and he played that ol blues riff

Put the crack pipe down honey
you know I love you too
put the crack pipe down baby
you know my love is true

the song hurt more than the absence of her love
and the geetard felt the pain
Play the one about the crackwhore losing her kids Johnny the neighbors hollered

Johnny Hollywood knew the crackwhoremilk yellow telecrapper must die
it was what god wanted it was what the world wanted Johnny Hollywood was not teeth richards and he was not a country music star
in fact he didnt even part his hair like a country music star hell he didnt part his hair at all seeing as how he shaved his head
"Why dont you sell books at the airport Johnny?"
the dancehall girl asked

Where is my flying V where is my S.G. johnny hollywood asked god
where is muff muff he asked again
it seemed all the good things in life were replaced with unacceptable crap as it were
fuck it lets bomb Iran said Johnny Hollywood and pressed the nuke button

why did you do that johnny? Your guitars dont run on unleaded asked the secondary dancehall girl

Cause I just dont give a fuckski baby
why dont you get your teeth fixed?
Johnny Hollywood said it but he didnt mean it well shure he meant that he didnt care a lot now and shure he meant she should get them teeth fixed
and shure he meant that he should have bombed iran but what he didnt mean was the way he looked into buttercups eyes he looked
but he looked with lies
she was not muff muff and there was no sense to try




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Anonymous
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"This ones for anne frank"

Johnny Hollywood really truely got them ol blues this time and belted the painful lyrics out and he played that ol blues riff

Put the crack pipe down honey
you know I love you too
put the crack pipe down baby
you know my love is true

the song hurt more than the absence of her love
and the geetard felt the pain
Play the one about the crackwhore losing her kids Johnny the neighbors hollered

Johnny Hollywood knew the crackwhoremilk yellow telecrapper must die
it was what god wanted it was what the world wanted Johnny Hollywood was not teeth richards and he was not a country music star
in fact he didnt even part his hair like a country music star hell he didnt part his hair at all seeing as how he shaved his head
"Why dont you sell books at the airport Johnny?"
the dancehall girl asked

Where is my flying V where is my S.G. johnny hollywood asked god
where is muff muff he asked again
it seemed all the good things in life were replaced with unacceptable crap as it were
fuck it lets bomb Iran said Johnny Hollywood and pressed the nuke button

why did you do that johnny? Your guitars dont run on unleaded asked the secondary dancehall girl

Cause I just dont give a fuckski baby
why dont you get your teeth fixed?
Johnny Hollywood said it but he didnt mean it well shure he meant that he didnt care a lot now and shure he meant she should get them teeth fixed
and shure he meant that he should have bombed iran but what he didnt mean was the way he looked into buttercups eyes he looked
but he looked with lies
she was not muff muff and there was no sense to try




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Anonymous
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Johnny Hollywood spent the day writing bad poetry about some skank with a prettier firearm overlooking the real art the real beauty
inside those eyes
and voice
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Anonymous
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What happened to my girlfriend or I mean your girlfriends face Doctor Catsburger asked as he had no way to fix it face it or change the law to legalize hemp and that alone could not return the art
I dont care said Doctor Catsburger I love her anyway
right now and yesterday tomorrow and the day before I love that crack whore with all my might I love her in the morning and I love her at night

Does thoust maketh it right asked the second level inside the microchipped mind

Doctor Catsburger knew the lies were clouded and hazed
inside each line was a secondary slave

"You can not be against prostitution and run a whore house" The preacher said.

Johnny Hollywood was ready to leave the island now more than ever
I will find the answer
in the alley in the street
I have nothing in this crossroad
and no love to believe

Heaven had one angel left
Everything else was a lie
no reason to live no reason die

Johnny Hollywood knew that he must find Seizure Chords
but unless he burnt the cheese yellow telecaster
that was not very likely to happen

"Dont burn the telecrapper Johnny its crackwhore milk yellow" said level three inside the microchipped mind

I cant love you
the hell I cant
I love you
I cant love you
The end
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Anonymous
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The puppet strings meant freedom said the jailer
Johnny Hollywood tried to dig his way out
We are doing him a favor said the holy puppet masters
By keeping him repressed he will have the pain needed to create the blues and thru the blues he will have paid his dues
are these true blues asked the puppet as he tried to chew his arm off to get away
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Anonymous
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the war was over and puppet man struck oil in the cat box
we alls millionaires now
Bonnie sang were in the money
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Anonymous
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puppet man stood up next to a molehill and knocked it down with the strings attached
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Anonymous
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The puppets strings were tangled and knotted
big fat nasty bitch boo was teasing the puppet with her milky vericose covered rolls of stinking fat
he could not resist
Johnny Hollywood Johnny Hollywood Johnny Hollywood
Doctor Catsbuger knew the kitty kitty was much more important them himself
The puppet strings were choking Johnny Hollywood and smothering his art
the art of non art was echoing back at him
"you have come to terms with yourself Travis,You have accepted that you are a bass player "
The hot sexy lord jesus God Goddess Muff Muff said as she slid across his lap like liquid
Travis Johnny Hollywood Doctor Muffburgerski our fair puppet agreed to anything "yes me um bass player he cut holes in the yellow telecaster to simulate cheese
I dreamed the polocks dream
mail order brides by his side
no wait he dreamed the poets dream
Muff Muff by his side yeah the puppet had a dream
AND EVERYONE HAD A PUPPET
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Anonymous
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The puppets strings were tangled and knotted
big fat nasty bitch boo was teasing the puppet with her milky vericose covered rolls of stinking fat
he could not resist
Johnny Hollywood Johnny Hollywood Johnny Hollywood
Doctor Catsbuger knew the kitty kitty was much more important them himself
The puppet strings were choking Johnny Hollywood and smothering his art
the art of non art was echoing back at him
"you have come to terms with yourself Travis,You have accepted that you are a bass player "
The hot sexy lord jesus God Goddess Muff Muff said as she slid across his lap like liquid
Travis Johnny Hollywood Doctor Muffburgerski our fair puppet agreed to anything "yes me um bass player he cut holes in the yellow telecaster to simulate cheese
I dreamed the polocks dream
mail order brides by his side
no wait he dreamed the poets dream
Muff Muff by his side yeah the puppet had a dream
AND EVERYONE HAD A PUPPET
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Anonymous
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yes but isnt the psych ward always your back up plan?
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Anonymous
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delete all emails unread
no one cares what you said
humour wasted on a waste of time
who are you kidding you could never be mine
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Anonymous
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the smallest cam
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Anonymous
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it bleeds until broken
feeling like roses from which thorns have been stolen
it lays dormant and still
as if something lay underneath threatening still
it explodes with such a handsome demise
like a knights shining honor begs the plunging of knives
it extends and it renders remorse
like the fleeing of treachery at sight of a corpse
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flea
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Fixtures of light once thought to be still
swell the space hung around them when no one is near
Reliving their might and once powerful will
They belittle the darkness and laugh at its fear
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flea
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high and low i search, for a meaning, analyze but every single word
even those unseen and most definitely unheard
Alas, finding absolutely no myth, no grab, you know, that get quick cash fad
like the raging bulls charge attack, abrupt then so serene
seems to me smoking on roof tops isnt really cool anymore it seems
But regardless of the fact im trying to stay clean
I try to look beneath, and below
I find riddles boring me, chilling me to the very marrow of my bone
Kinfolk, both near and far around the world, come look at these..
these, feverishly begotten gifts of old, like molded bread with molded cheese to make my day like whores, very unclean and incomplete to say the least... and even more
I dangled offa ledges with hedges underneath, freshly cut and trimmed to stay that way until
I tumble down the rough experiencing a lifes traumatic thrills, accusing and excusing myself from every scene, but not unlike a written piece much like a painted piece, the texture, the color, and especially the dream, must all be,
done so hastily that you forget when the idea was even conceived
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flea
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The devil in the mirror has no hold on the lies inside the evil truth
as the crown will not be forged and presented by a false goddess
an overflowing toilet swamped with puke would never hold the title no matter how many lies You try to sell
as if you are some word pimp
but hurt yourself if you may
There is one princess there is still one God
whether or not I call her name
the spell of love so strong
still remains beyond life
after I expire
there is still only one truth
there are many pains
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"It doesnt matter anyway
You buy a crackwhore you still have to buy crack
like just add water
just add crack" Said the pilot of the most expensive airline that Doctor Catsburger could find.

"Whats wrong with your eyes sir?" Johnny Hollwood asked the half blind pilot as they passed the forty ouncer around one more time hiding behind the baggage waiting to be loaded as they got loaded.

"How come you drink out here on the runway and not in the nice plush bar like all the other people,Sir"
Doctor Catsburger asked the laser blinded pilot.

"The security is really cracking down on us pilots drinking and all so I drink out here on the runway and sometimes hide in the baggage compartment and get sloppy ass drunk,why one time I got drunk with osmi ben knobbi" Said the now very drunk pilot of the most expensive airline available.

"What the fuck you get so sloopy ass drunk fer?
I done forgot" said Doctor Catsburger.

"I have to get so drunk I cant walk to fly these babies cause I feel bad that I actully have a job that the nasty illegal immegrants didnt already steal from the real true americanos and I'm under so much stress trying to remember the names of eight different hookers in seven different states."
Said the half blind pilot as he scratched himself like he had caught the micheal jackson monkey disease.

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beated youth stands with open arms
a hand holding a babys apple kind of worst
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chachi
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self afflicting crown


the fact that it shows makes the act that much more vain
a true appointment with the care that was never there
enjoy
the fruit you sell has long been spoiled
why
becuz the fairest of them all just became your lie
now
the mirror chose death to better sooth your truth
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D
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Your going to have to be more specific here
a self appointed princess is not the real thing

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Anonymous
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one inclined went up the steede
it was the drinck and was the weed
how fellows push to be ubscene
and cast their vote to shutter themes
this drake of sorts is over needs
his clever joke was now to bleed
on purpose he can muster steam
to power feelings of redeemed
to say the least again repeat
he listens only to his knees
they buckle and regret to be
the only thing that keeps him free
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chachi charms
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its so sweet when moments like these render us new
dreary stands with fists in her hands
she looked quite the scoundrull in my critique
so was the bottle she drank right before i died
it cleans me where others just cant get to
a moment past but all was forgotten
it just might seem that im in the clear
but wait
please dont digress dont belong to steel
lone and fluttered with kane's of sugar
i pictured your tounge well
i imagine it tastes like lime but bitters your inseem
rete=arded but amused i stand by myself
from my crying conversation to your burried confuse
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chachi charms
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BTW Charms..this is the best i´ve read in a loooooong time...

"how sweet it seems that mothers dream
they act the same when they remain
intact the fact that they delay
means childrens hands will always break
this solice crave made older graves
conditions claimed the worst mundane
in fact the act was never true
to say the least i told you soon
play up the chance it wears out neat
you thread a pace where all can meat
it clashes well with your mistique
now go undo and go ugly"

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Z
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So...... I talked to this guy.......

Guy>> Lo m8
Ruber pants, indian war mask wearing wearing me>> Why lo there!
Guy>So wuzz up?
Ruber pants, indian war mask wearing wearing me>> Not much m8, same same, no work all fun...man u still got some nice bitch titts m8...
(small tlak on and on and on)
..........................................
(then suddenly)
Guy>> well i got a new job...sweeeeeet money m8
Ruber pants, indian war mask wearing wearing me>> shiit, whats the deal?
Guy>> im an ass driller....
Ruber pants, indian war mask wearing wearing me>> yeah me too m8, but whats ur work?
Guy>> im an ass driller!
Ruber pants, indian war mask wearing wearing me>> I dont get it!
Guy>> u know, some guy kills the pig, then it comes in hanging on a hook, and i drill its ass out, be4 it goes to the cutters...
Ruber pants, indian war mask wearing wearing me>> Holy mother of god, where r we heading m8?
Guy>> yeah i know, this job is sweeeeet.

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Z
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It is I the blame
for I have brought the soiled and flawed wenches to the garden
and I have been the one to believe that she who is art could in fact write anything near art
I shall be the one who pays the price
for I will always know the differanc e
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how sweet it seems that mothers dream
they act the same when they remain
intact the fact that they delay
means childrens hands will always break
this solice crave made older graves
conditions claimed the worst mundane
in fact the act was never true
to say the least i told you soon
play up the chance it wears out neat
you thread a pace where all can meat
it clashes well with your mistique
now go undo and go ugly
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charms
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cry yourself to sleep
i promise i'll remember you plain
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strange
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how wreched and flawless you teethe
grow out of your childesh antics
your holding so much inside your bleeding
cast off your petty protest and laugh out loud
its funny to show feelings when all you take is grace
for the record you sold used, expensive, relentless
and you even knew the frail dangerous trail
im hunting the killer to stawk on his pray
so even if you think your tounge is as slick
im covered in breaking bottles of flame


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someone
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SUGAR PUffY
You are the dream I have every night
sugar puffy
you are in my brain
and why

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Anonymous
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Sugar puffy you are the hottest of all the sweetest
hotter than the depths of hecksville I am telling you no lie
would you be mine til i die
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Anonymous
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it glistens, but what beauty is there to it
what is truth, if not exhibiting a certain strangess to it
perhaps absorbed by smoke screen
did i write this in a dream
or was it deja vu that fluttered by with flagrant pleasantry
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flea
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creeping unforgiven, trotting undisguised
transcending truth and wisdom
is the bellow of the lie.
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flea
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A mirrored apprehension, bitter crown displaced
What once was a simple fate has now become a crippled haste
I feel nurtured by the shallow, vague, intensifying state
When i press the cold revolver and destroy beloved face

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flea
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its sad that in love i am my groupies groupie
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Anonymous
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stain
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Anonymous
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as you try to pimp your art
or try to find a girl to clean you
how did i ever find you and waste my time on you
i know beauty
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Anonymous
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with no heart to feel
with no dreams to share
with no love thats real
dont kid yourself that i might care
with no eyes to look into
and no smile to say the things i dont want to hear

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Anonymous
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i miss what has always been a part of me
after all is gone i remember what i appreciated
a lecture not written in words but spoken thru moments
i miss the high
i regret the loss
now how will i hack it
it was all a dream
how
better yet what is the reality
the outcome is so very young but im absolutly restless
its only the beggining
its going to be such a change
ill try to blossom and stay in the shade
what is my priority
what is my desighn
im counting on a moment of clarity
im counting on my life
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why tell
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i'll try once more to empty my dreams
ive shed a skin to grow and breath
im leaving tales and broken themes
im not the envy i once breathed
to go to work and feel ashamed
has claimed the purse of your delay
to keep it short i better need
a course of action and a means
to an end i pray i'll take
my disregard for every break
it's safe to say im killing me
its for the best and for the rest

im gone afloat
distant and closed
..............breathe
..............keep
............i tried i tried
im not the same
its over
its for the best
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happiness
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im sheding a skin that holds all my dreams
im drying the face that now holds my fate
oddly it seems its nowhere in pain
it shows me its teeth and bites down the vain
cleared of all wrong i now roam the streets
without my distractions im nothing complete
im losing the battle
im gaining defeat
your question is so true
your answer is bleek
i guess it all holds true
when laughter is mean
i'll pray for it to show
the inside in me
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chachi
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it's so concerning how widows pick their scabs
how lucky was i to witness such an act
to all the framed acused personel that say im gay
i trust you take your sorrow well
your tame regard to your test is sweet
but your civil act has closed defeat
farewell to the flesh

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chachi
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I had to quit my job because my son was going to have sex with a woman
a skinny woman at that
I got a crew cut because my son umm well maybe I cant blame that on him
yet until I think of something anyway
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Anonymous
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russian paperback

ernie skats has always thwarted russians
a task thats taken many years to master
he holds medals of the highest regard
yet his suttle nature makes him humble
a pioneer of the electric razor
he no longer cuts himself shaving
"a man can be afraid but never in danger"
ernie always had a way with words
his women were his temple
and his labido was his might
its not suprising that he ate chef boyarde
a true spoksman for the war on communism
he fights mithodically for individuality
i now turn my attention to identify your nemesis
russians walk among the free
they will convert and deny your individual spirit
a concubine will hold the captured but rest assure
ernie skats will never fail
he holds life in the palm of his hand



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willem skats
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Benedictine widow and abbess. Married to a nobleman at twenty, Bertha bore five daughters.When her husband died, she entered the convent she had founded at Blangy, in Artois, France. Two of her daughters joined her in the religious life. Bertha served as the abbess for a time and also lived as a recluse.


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Anonymous
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cook my ramien noodles you nasty ho
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Anonymous
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Her sugar puppies looked as warm as the mid day sun
ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
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Anonymous
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speak of the devil
Johnny Hollywood took his yeller telecaster guitar and drilled holes in it to look like swiss cheese
rats he said as he painted the insides of the holes
using a non oil based paint
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swiss cheese
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dave
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cheese
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Anonymous
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sad with a hint of apathy
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chachi
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forgive him for he is only testing your love
forgive him for he always was the one
forgive a love thats pure and clean to taste
forgive me now that i can say i blame
forgive the blame that only causes shame
forgive a witness for hes the charm to claim
forgive it with your open tender tame
forgivness is the open tear which you cannot create
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the one cell left
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confusion killed your spirit
now you kill for fun
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D ead------------------------------------
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victory

not to be sad or muster in dun
i displayed affection to wonder thru fun
it dried out before i came to be done
its never as once and vivid in thought
what makes sense if nothing is wrong
a displayed affection rejoins me to run
out to the woods the trees slow us down
but at the end of this pace ive noticed won

p.s. i can never have what i can never give
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To You
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im gone already you chose your path well
in the distance i'll hold your farewell
from dandridge i grasped your concept its staged
it follows a curve">curve">curve">curve">curve" >curve">curve">curve">curve">curve"> curve">curve">curve">curve">curve">curve and tells of a turn
dead end said the voice that prapeld towards fame
your stabe to the back feels so very gay
im laughing so sturdy i hardly can shake
your gone from my memory
gone from your stage
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strange
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im gone already you chose your path well
in the distance i'll hold your farewell
from dandridge i grasped your concept its staged
it follows a curve and tells of a turn
dead end said the voice that prapeld towards fame
your stabe to the back feels so very gay
im laughing so sturdy i hardly can shake
your gone from my memory
gone from your stage
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chachi
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pretend to show me empathy
follow slow to not be seen
carry out what was to be
cuz without hope we both recede
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Davidzoe
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questions born under hidden signs
pleasure where you seem to lie
truth be told it matters not
death came slow but not to rot
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D
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have you put this distance between our hearts
and blame me
have I not tried enough to be the only love
in your wasted drams
am I not still waiting for your truths to meet mine

I ask You
in the winter
are you not going to always be mine?
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R o T
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"Ode to Sugar Puffy"

There is no Love in the grey skies
other than the warmth inside Your eyes
there is no other that has a hold
you intoxicate me
to the soul
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Doctor Catsburger M.D
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"Ode to Sugar Puffy"

There is no Love in the grey skies
other than the warmth inside Your eyes
there is no other that has a hold
you intoxicate me
to the soul
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Anonymous
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camy I love Your guts
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Anonymous
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Over coffee
-like unpolished solace-
scrawled on loose-leaf
in worne disrray
words worn
on my winter sleeves
slowley slipping soulward
until im aching fo jukebox change
or atlease some coffee conversation-



pouring portaitis into ten cent love poems
hardly worth the restlessness riddling


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Leeah
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art never dies
you only saw what you wanted to see
lifeless , painless , honest , careless
adore!
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chachi
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you are your very own victim
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chachi
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trapeze artist


in case you wondered you never speed
you always kept me under me
what i mean is that you toyed
what and when well thats your choice
i now dont care and hope you hate
i know you do because you break
secure your net because you failed
time and time again you bail
keep your concious regret to yourself
you came out the victor in your own betrayl


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dave
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if only it were true
i would pay for the truth
maybe even beg
nah never beg
well if it ment happiness
but then their is humiliation
why no t
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Davidzoe
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dont deny that ive regressed
im only letting you win
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D
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opinions opinions
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"no comment"
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sunshine and the magic opal
they tired their gaze to somehow remain
a touch of light
a dash of glee
on spotless nights they are never seen
shadowed in privacy
showered by leaves
covered for reasons
never for means
together they blossom
forever they will bloom
even without each other
it does not matter
they are imune
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chachi
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im sick im tired
the flem keeps coming out
its croping and scraping
but im still getting tired
sleep
sleep is where im free
in control and never bored
this shell thats life is all i speak
the chase of death thru all thats me
im born with sores and skin of teeth
i knew i lost when i agreed
i knew id cave and still agreed
angry with bitter needs
i fake and take its all in me
now its gone a new approach has settled in
im spiting out my worst lament
im spiting out my needs
my closure so far is nowhere near
its only choice to grow
its only choice to go
its time to take what ive agreed
to trade for what ill never be
to long ive carried vengence free
i now dont care i'll never leak
the time to move on was always apparent
and now ill take care so wish me luck
goodbye everyone!

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"no comment"
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red flag
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Anonymous
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AAAHH you sound hot, please send me a picture of urself naget.
(puts on rubber pants and indian war mask<--the war mask is my new edition just 4 u).

Hello, im naget now....
Hello, plz answer me...
(pulls finger out, makes funny noises on rubber pants)
Hello, c´mon admitt ur getting hot....
UUUUUHHHH, shake that monkeys ass baby, you know i like it...
Heklo, imosinle tu wti witj cim on mu fingerd.



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Z
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ashes for a canvas
life dreams art gone like your lies
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Anonymous
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cut me deep
no brain activity
smudged words never spoken
meaning lost among tears
senseless screaming echos the walls of this hallow body
lift me high
from this hellish night
wrap me in your arms
but you better hold on tight
I'm falling into nothing
no net to save me
this is my freefall
from reality
lungs collapse as the last breath escapes
the jagged metal clings inside the chest
what is this feeling
burning what is left of a broken heart
lift me high
from this comma i'm in
wrap me in your arms
forgive me for this sin
I'm falling into nothing
no net to save me
this is my freefall
from reality
eyes flutter open
white walls surround this lonely bed
no flowers no cards
I fell into nothing
no net to save me
this is my landing
in reality
-------------
Anonymous
-


travis snavis travis snavis travis s navis
-------------
Anonymous
-


The stench of burning canvas
tastes like your lies

Your lies taste like the stench of burning canvas
where there is no art
-------------
Anonymous
-


The canvas burns as quickly as you spit out your lies
-------------
Anonymous
-


The stench of burning canvas
feels like your lies
-------------
Anonymous
-


as soon as the moon is hidden
as soon as your eyes are closed
without logical reason
you write the worst poems
-------------
Anonymous
-


present me with a different dream
one with ho's and bitches that all want some cream
with a suck and a fuck
i curse and scream so all may envy
i will slap and pull hair
i will gush to seem fair
while a cunt causes pain i suffer her name
with not one of the following here
i'll save my face to carry her claim
FUCK YOU BITCH YOU CAUSE ME PLAINPAIN
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chachi
-


im so ashamed i never look directly at myself
bowing and covering what i choose to seek
a gag
a distant whisper
a temptation retrained
i promise to reveal my secret
i promise to tell all i dont care
it was never about one thing
it will always remain as my cling
desperate, the word without composure
silence me now because i dont regret
the only thing i will change
is the threat i cause myself

-------------
D
-


the cold steel barrel postioned at your temple warms up quickly when soaked with your blood
-------------
Anonymous
-


the rot


/,.'[]=-`@#! &^$
)(*^":>L:"
KHDEB|}{+_^@#FSCSDB T@#"::?>?:"
_{:"{}+_
":?>?;/./';[]=-
i left to stay free
i left to stay freee
i left to stay freeee
i left to stay freeeee
now im empty e nvy
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D
-


my cold and fever
its my honest way to punish myself
moving from stable to flock
inching a labido driven by hatred
the cause is a simple kind
that which stains your cloths
and breaks your soul
if you had it to begin with
places of war cleaned out by the pull
splat its out and out it lands
the trouble i find can keep me sweet
but the infection inside will kill me mean
-------------
dave
-


SADNESS

Freezing rain falls on what should have been our love

hearts cold empty wasted apart from each other
there is no heaven above

so far from death nowhere in your soul

spend feelings on the wrong one wasted is is all hope
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:
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"you stupid dork"
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::::
-


how many years now has it been that you have stopped the real art by bieng a freaking idiot on this page alone

what art have you killed in real life is my question


-------------
Anonymous
-


cannons to the left of him
cannons to the right of him
cannons in front of him
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chachi
-


hey ass pump look over there its
its
its
why its daves purse
whoooaa whats this crazy shit hes got a badge and lipstick
that dave sure is funny
right ass pump?
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Anonymous
-


my anus pumps gas
for it will always be a curse
no one will let it rest
they even tap it for fun
im not a resevour
i have feelings
i can eat
my gas should only serve me
its mine its mine

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a gas pump
-


i just cant with a cop calling bitch
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Anonymous
-


to shake and to share
your all invited to every last detail
to break and pose
an attribute left on the skin
cures for saving
cures for crying
endless dying
replace, replace
change into the next chapter
give me one less defense
keep me close
hold me with your eyes
breathe only to release me
focus
its an obvious end
it wasn't obvious then
i care i weep
i tear what i have left just to mend
im dead im lifeless come claim your purse
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D ead------------------------------------
-


it wasn't meant to honor me
nothing sacred honors theives
its better rememdered
as passive relief
i left not to honor but to shell out the seed
if men were of mice
and only if right
the phrase before death
was i'd die to pretend

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dave
-


crossed between favors torn between torment
pain will sooth and shape your vains
pump them red and tear them D
take them off to play with D
fake your name to stay clean D
wash the stabe you left me D
take it all between your knees
its the same if you can be
half the man i choose to be
-------------
Davidzoe
-


how empty rocks can be
it was only yesterday when tough
& hard were ways to be
errors in patience
deffective laws
all a products that can eat us all
it seemed so easy it never strained
it seems that one thing never came
it got up and flew
never seen never groomed never dead


-------------
chachi
-


my baby gots them old Asian tsunami cat box sores from outter space
-------------
Anonymous
-


I love you so much there is nothing other than you in my heart
I really mean this and have no way to make you understand that you are why I am living everyday
-------------
Anonymous
-


I love you so much there is nothing other than you in my heart
I really mean this and have no way to make you understand that you are why I am living everyday
-------------
Anonymous
-


AS THE BABY HEY ZUES WAS CUT FROM THE WOMB THE LORD
of the cat box nuked the cat box island

-------------
Anonymous
-


Johnny F N Hollywood unrolled the old brittle and crumbling treasure map and announced that
"The ugliest womens in the united states were in fact in Alaska" And turned in another direction
-------------
Anonymous
-


you know its you i live everyday for
breathe every breath for
dream every dream for
sing every song for
-------------
Anonymous
-


Johnny F.N. Hollywood in an effort to prove he was still the rockingest of the Rock stars cooked the water in the microwave for the ramien noodles and added garlic salt to it for that JFNH taste then ate the slop while reading the latest issue of Playbutch magizine online
-------------
"
-


saying it, I fear,
shall make it so.
I love you though
there is no cause
or return
I love you as the world,
it burns
and they tell me to move on.
and I lie to them
though they think I'm real
It's a sick confession
to know it's you
I conceal
hide, quarantine,
in my left ventricle
this feeling is endless and
centrifugal.
You hold me to your core
and with this life, there seems
no reason
not to be your useless whore.
Wanting you is like
longing for the sun
no matter how close
you always get burned.
and I beg for your blisers
on my arms
the sweet, acrid taste
of your charm
-------------
Pretynd
-


I am numb i dont cry any more i dont feel any more. No emotion nothing ther as i stare in darkeness my own dead eyes stare back.I want to be alive i want to feel my pain but i am numb, mabey it better i stay that way.Sometimes i wonder if i wasent so numb and so oblivious to the world around me how i would react.
-------------
ME
-


The flame that once burned so deep and pure has been corruped, now it burns low unproud of its ways maby im like that flame.I have been smuthred out by stupid people and there stupid ways.Made sick to the point of no return.I dont want to live this way not any more.
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Anonymous
-


Winter

Vanishing our love
gone is the fate
inside dying memories
time is a waste
second hand,lifes blood for paint
love nothing a deep hollow display
two hearts empty rotting away
wind cries death the dark sky replaced
lies of freedom frozen chains of pain
numb of reason to forget your name
-------------
"
-


who are you
-------------
Anonymous
-


what do you get
what crosses your emaciated heart

today
all the dissapointment layered on
the guilt sinking in
and I float about in the wonderment of
all that was not

I can't lie anymore or pretend
sit here and save

what am I supposed to feel?
your lack of mystery
or humor

time will tell
but I can't keep on hurting
I can't keep hurting

-------------
Eve
-


oh magic eight ball
what should i do
should i burn everything i ever wrote
and be thru with you too?
-------------
Anonymous
-


Your Way

Your answers are smothering my soul
killing the music I have created
stealing memories from inspiration
stepping on my words
twisting my beliefs into wasted dying dreams

-------------
Anonymous
-


"Free Thinking"
expecting answers
translated from artifical intelligence
mirroring games with lies
heart and brain blind echoing
soul suicide thoughts divide
each question hiding from meaningful reply
direction fed to always closed minds
begging for leadership
barking at the bottom of the sewage
rusting and de nied
-------------
"
-


http://web.telia.com/~u42205558/
-------------
Anonymous
-


I'm still dreaming
effortless grace
casually amazing
so soon lifting and separating every part of me

you are my time and place

arrows to everywhere

-------------
Eve
-




who dares and talks of what is shed
who dares to say and take away
your game is near to sudden death
your game has claimed your worst affect
cry to show an once of shame
cry and blame your mother's hate
you prayed but never listened so
i must defend what happens slow
involintary comes and folds
to each and every other go
i will not protect you soon
i will not forget you choose
to make is to affend me too
to mothers and their baby shoes
worry's about yourself consume
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chachi
-





a breath if left can soften cheers
and often bring the most with tears
a spent amount
a turn to drown
we more and more refrain
To fellow hearts I semi seem
and taken vows are so redeemed
he talked of tears and swollowed fears
but only gave a name
i comfort peace because its best
to keep it up in arms
with pleasure and a new frontier
your slowly turning frown
under it is also brave one dares but to recall
a time when dawn would share its fate
and quiet every fall
-------------
chachi
-





with nothing to show my quest was a front
a singled out message for those who we love
to tell about progress and dangerous dues
clears all with forgotten painfull persues
a question insane thru thought of decay
A person from nothing to all which remains
we were to a core what we were to a cue
places opon faces and shallow reduced
tapped out of life claiming i can renounce
a statement from countless fights to break out
its only worth waiting if i can compete
but i think i have failed and now will receed
-------------
chachi
-






how frail and forgiving a power can be
dead without weight a fine child to be
subjected to joy it dances in vain
but all in the while it's cancer remains
the spotlight takes shade as the moment comes clear
it's only decend is my eyes as they sheer
tempting the thought of all those delays
cateured to faliure for once they invade
im ranting and raving to silence my saving
im here to unite with your sacrafice
i'll always be true to that which we lose
an honest mistake to those which we save
-------------
chachi
-






in absence im humble and so very true
it means without question i never asume
if torture can cuddle and cross your path too
im only denying the act that we bloomed

with absence im humble and trying to state
i wish i can cope with what i give late
together in action regret is so old
distractions are favored and seem to be mold

that absence is humble and seems to ignore
the pleasure of words tossed to open sores
with average complaits that claim his reward
my pleasure is hoping with honest restore


-------------
Chachi
-






in absence im humble and so very true
it means without question i never asume
if torture can cuddle and cross your path too
im only denying the act that we bloomed

with absence im humble and trying to state
i wish i can cope with what i give late
together in action regret is so old
distractions are favored and seem to be mold

that absence is humble and seems to ignore
the pleasure of words tossed to open sores
with average complaits that claim his reward
my pleasure is hoping with honest restore


-------------
Chachi
-


When will you realize that you are alive
when will you open your eyes
when will you learn to change
and to grow

Live like today is your last
Love as if it was your first
dream with the reckless abandon of children
and lifes secrets will open with mirth

I laugh not at you
but at what you are missing
with your silly diversions
letting truth slip through your fingers
when will you open your eyes
when will you come to realize
what it is to be alive
-------------
Glitter
-


Cold Steel Blues

The frozen wind howls across the ice
covering layers of untouched wasteland
miles from another beating heart
like steel ripping flesh
the thick cold blood drips
leaving the mind to numb to clouded love,lust or meaningless flir tation.


-------------
"
-


bullets for dimebag
on the day of john lennons death
in memory of pearl harbor
country music sucks

bullets for dimebag
on the day of john lennons death
everybody get on the bus
so you can keep warm

bullets for dimebag
on the day of john lennons death
its time for me to milk you and kiss you with my dog breath
oh god
the cop will save the day
badge badge badge
badges cant bring anybody back
no no no
crazy
-------------
Anonymous
-


inside her eyes

Even after the blood dries
no matter the color
ink could not mimick the depth of her extreme beauty
or slightly reflect the levels of passion
for there is no angel in the heavens more lovely
just as hell holds no flame as high a temperature
be certain my heart will beat
for no other name falls as sweetly on my ears
-------------
:
-


The wind blows cold
straight bone chill through my soul
burning deep down to the bone

The world is my pain
for I know what's in it
for all the goodness of my heart
for all the kindness I have seen
matters not
we still be damned

And damned we shall remain
even in the purest light
for there is a shadow here.
a shadow of all times
a shadow of no times
a plague upon the light
-------------
Glitter
-


Light House of Death

Forever lost are the ghosts inside the light house of death
endlessly trapped within the crumbling walls of rotting structure
a violent red tide roars against
the blood soaked beach of bones and broken skulls
that hide the many wingless devil serpents
in the wake of an undertow from bottom of hell
as all prayers hold the stench of the dead

-------------
Travis Ray Cole
-


It was I, I he said, to the crowd who would judje his quote
Yes her breath, hair, eyes, crooked smile, & man hands to grip my thigh
let the truth be truth, lie become truth, when theres love its love i love.
she turned to me with tears, she felt she had undone, a start
Im sorry her cry, for me forgive my cold untamed soul.
I hate to write i make no sense and to me im the selfish piece of shit i am, weiland, weiland. i dont even know any more all i know is that i love her and she loves me. FLY ON MY SWEET ANGEL
-------------
who do u think
-


A jilted winged angel,
comes in on nights fire
whispering cold upon my soul

Every night he comes
and every day I am alone
Forever
-------------
glitter
-


Her

Thoughts pass
answers valid
questions unasked
inside her eyes
all other life,scenery
every other form of art a lie to itself
a love that will not fade
-------------
"
-


What art could be untouched?
As her
the beauty
the cultured
refined
smooth
warmth
if the defination of love can be found
it is within her eyes
I could spend a lifetime in dreams
the pain in my heart
to her
it beats
What name holds the heavens breath
if not her own

-------------
"
-


Blamed by my love she says im at a different level
We shared laughs for two months, to the day
my walls caved as i sat upright
when she thrue her 2 cents, wich felt
We shared a love to die for, marriage a wed, & with kids theres glee
thursday came she asked me to stay, i said it was your choice. Said to stay, wed lay in lust i said i would not flee
friday arose i got a new fucking job but the bitch expected something more, So what was this, this cry a need, was it me, or did her greed concieve, The child we wanted was born within hours to tell me the tail that i had choked. So fair is fair, I did fuck up, But when theres love, its love, we love to love, they love to love & brake the hearts of Gold
-------------
DEEEEEEEEEPINGAAAA!!!!!
-


it is my guitar that says I can have your heart
-------------
Anonymous
-


the green room

the green room is somewhere I've never been
I heard about it on the tele-vision
maybe when I'm old and wearing depends
I'll see the green room
the green room is somewhere I have'nt seen
right now it means almost nothing to me
whats the differance as long as its green
whats it really mean where did it get its name?
the green room
to me the green room is only a myth
before I die or am so old I have a leaking bag of piss
they will probably paint it another color long before then
and I will never be born again in the green room
-------------
Anonymous
-


Knife in the Back

Hollow heart lined with pain
void of all feeling
the exception bieng repetative sharp stabbing
false affection rains upon the winter of lies
sour words sharpened on the teeth of deciet
held back by the breathe of the sabatour
-------------
trc
-


Yesterday the melting memories
gather in a well of lost and wasted time
reaching for hope useless
without a smile or warm kisses
the tombstone grey horizon
reflects the clouded daylight
soaked with answers
inside deseeded lies
-------------
Travis Ray Cole
-


The pain and lies rip the reality from the truth
the ill feeling that holds hands with interception
the shield invinceable but non-existant
believe if you trust
slide thru your hands all hope
the universe is trying to tell you
you are lost forever
a forgotten waste of your own time
for there is no one on the other end
you talk to ghosts and memories
while my empty heart bleeds trails spelling out your name with mine in another world
aligned with hell
your question answered by your echos
my voice lost at the earths core
-------------
t
-




"amolite"

when a word cares and streams the outcome is feirce
quarter of the way is such a lousy state
a cover if so can only conceale
i fake and i mood only to hide the fate which i hope is only inside
if chance were to meet me before defeat i'll bash and i'll tear for a chance at her feet
to care and to show it all was so clever
but now the care grows and now the bells tow
weddings and praises all seem so true
the real word is envy and so is the sooth
im left with a death not taken so light
I wish I can have amolite

-------------
chachi
-





with a word apart of a glee
i bless the face of an open progression
together with ease the topple of clarity falls
sincire but distracting inept with dissmay
the opened opportunity for invention followed
who's the drawn out clever face that never missed a gaze , the answer was the beauty i could never have
the sense of her grace the follow of her hast
a quick taste of charm
a warm breath of flowers
her endolgense of words
the regret of all things changed
questing the salvage to take a small glance
ill never forgive because i never will receive
-------------
chachi
-


in america
where the theme is freedom
the police help by bieng
the gestopo acting communist
cleaning up the town
sift society

messing with people for no reason
bieng unlawful as a peace officer
to bring the common person down
to make it so the employed who are doing nothing wrong can not get to work
and must then get on welfare and depend on others
for help
thanks officer violate everyones rights and tow thier cars and get money from the towing and sales of the cars you cop suckers steal from the citzens
congrats on your battle to bring the unemployment rate
up
-------------
:
-


i think i will write a poem
about love whatever that is
i hope i die now instead
because you make life so enjoyable
-------------
Anonymous
-


He will come back as something or someone else
maybe worm food who knows
I know he will be happy now
-------------
Anonymous
-


we still have the songs he created
he still have our own lives
and playgrounds inside the memories
where he will be standing at the crossroads
with no angel
until the end of t ime
-------------
Anonymous
-


When I first heard about Travis dying I was very sad but now I understand that he is in a better place now and he will be much happier than when he was here in this living hell,It reminds me of the old NEIL yOUNG SONG HE USED TO QUOTE SOMETHING ABOUT "ANY GIRL IN THE WORLD COULD HAVE EASILY KNOWN HIM BETTER" but I know him and he just wanted to be left alone and could never really get away from the people that made him miserable because they had some mental illness.
Heres to You Rest in Peace
-------------
Anonymous
-


Hot Cop Ass

Snif sniff sniff
sniff that badge
sniff that badge
sniff sniff sniff
sniff that badge
sniff that badge
sniff that sniff that sniff that
hot cop ass
sniff that
sniff that
sniff that badge
sniff that badge

-------------
Words and music by Travis Ray Cole {C}2004
-


Hot Cop Ass

Snif sniff sniff
sniff that badge
sniff that badge
sniff sniff sniff
sniff that badge
sniff that badge
sniff that sniff that sniff that
hot cop ass
sniff that
sniff that
sniff taht badge
sniff that badge
-------------
.
-


stupid people do stupid things with money
-------------
Anonymous
-


stupid people do stupid things with money
-------------
Anonymous
-


seen your sister down in frog town
she never was the love i found
you want me to say you are
you are
-------------
Anonymous
-


I'd like to burn all my shit in the yard and move the fuck away from You
its like a prison hell the everyday you put me through

Your fucking nut Your out there psycho Your toas t
-------------
Anonymous
-


who r u
-------------
Anonymous
-


lost here,your soul haunts me here.traped and sad living my life.growing apart when we were once so close.it burns me up inside.
-------------
Anonymous
-


and this is how your going to cure m e?
-------------
Anonymous
-


oh how i love thee
let me count the ways
1...um, one?
let me get back to you on that
-------------
Anonymous
-


The puppet masters laughed until they cried

Johnny F.N.Hollywood was a wonderful puppet
but becoming very boring
lets give him some dough and a list of things to do to entertain us said the puppetmaster with a nice handsome mans haircut.

Johnny Hollywood wore blinders on his eyes so he would not look at womenfolk and upset the puppet masters

a blackcat crossed Johnny Hollywoods path
a blonde kitty did too
The evil puppet masters talked of neutering the housepets and Johnny Hollywood too
all of a sudden the women in prison were unattractive to Mr. Johnny Hollywood
looking almost as if they were beat with an ugly stick.
Johnny Hollywood worked more on his jail house prison tattoos created souly in the freedom that was like a ball and chain, he dreamed of suicide and escaping the evil puppetmasters.

Even with the additional funds Johnny Hollywood recieved from the puppetmasters he was still not doing the things they wanted him to do

They knew Johnny Hollywood must be neutered at least once for this mistake
"He is so boring!" said the puppetmasters

Johnny Hollytwood wished so badly that the puppetmasters would just leave him the fuck alone
and that they had never gave him the golden coins to begin with as he uncaringly traded them for the magic baked beans

"a can of baked beans?" the stalker asked.

Johnny Hollywood told the world to stick it up thier ass

The puppet masters shit all over thier selves
but what else is new huh?
-------------
Anonymous
-


When the Police are Bad
by
Travis Ray Cole

Who's going to be fair and just
who is it we can trust
When the police are bad
and only want money from us

When theres no crime done
judge jury and God all in one
the power trip gestopo punk
Your badge is a lie
-------------
..
-



day 1
cipramill here i come


-------------
Z
-


http://windowsxp.mvps.org/slowshutdo wn.htm
-------------
Anonymous
-


be a cop steal and lie

the good dental insurance the cop has is not enough the bastard wants my junk car too whats next my shoes my blood?

american gestopo
cop sucker
-------------
Anonymous
-


SO YOU NEVER KNOW

hes an actor who went to

the outhouse

cowboy baby
-------------
Anonymous
-


"13 CAT BOXES AWAY"
Johnny F.N. Hollywood woke up in a stinking stable
with a busting headache Bertha had left him high and dry and took his boots too.
he walked barefoot into town trying to get the shitcakes from between his toes his first stop was the pawn shop where he found his spurs
so he knew he was on her trail
Johnny Hollywood sniffed and sniffed but no sign of Bertha maybe because of his brown nosed toes.

When he got back to the trailer park J.F.N.H. turned the new troft over he had worked so hard on making for sweet Bertha for this christmas
why he even killed the trees used to make the aforementioned troft "Thats stupid" cried the dog ugly detective
-------------
S.S. Bertha Troft
-


changing for you honeycakes
changing for you and how
i been changing fer you honeycakes
i ain't gonna be losin out
-------------
Anonymous
-


All the colors blue
everything means You
You could win again
everyday cold rain day dream
-------------
Anonymous
-


doctor catsburger thought watching
the emptiness would be dull and boring
but the anger came from
watching the secret spy dog
now knowing what a rotten
fuckski deluxe you can be
the secret camara money may have been the props
the props may have been the ball and chain

love TRUN CATED
-------------
"
-


the game where you know who I am and I dont have a clue who you are but you believe I know who you are designed to drive me nuts or drive my to apathy

your so mysterious your such a sneaky one
then who really cares at all
not you
not I
Your perfectly sane
-------------
Anonymous
-


napkins would be my gift to you

water warmer than your blood

distance in the voice

for its Tina that I love

dreams mean not a thing

love is never fun

but when I close these eyes that have seen everything

it is victoria secret and my nieghbor in the heavens above
-------------
:
-


And if I bleed, I'll bleed,
Knowing you don't care

AND IF I SLEEP JUST TO DREAM OF YOU

And wake without you there,
Isn't something missing...?
Isn't someone missing me?

-------------
Evanescence
-


I covent you my muff in your machine made foot wear

nevermind the sweetest jessica playing the role of bar wench never mind the burlyest Mountain Women
who spend the day in the field
nevermind the amish womenfolk wearing thier bonnets
-------------
Anonymous
-


i love you incognito babe
i lust for you even more
i want you to be my everything
i must have told you be fore
-------------
Anonymous
-


so your playing hard to get
when theres women in prison
who don't drink and looking to relocate
quick
while in the year 2020 they will be free
until then a nice desiel dyke with a mullet
will take care of her for me

so I did'nt get to break you into
and the bible does'nt mention a word about me and you
and I never think about you when the crackwhore says my name
or when that hot slut gives me lapdances that drive me insane

so your playing hard to get
is denerio going to carry your cross thru town for you
look into your eyes
and say they are picasso b lue?
-------------
Anonymous
-


oh venus would you
-------------
.
-


your right
and i bieng a man am wrong
once again
-------------
Anonymous
-


november 01/04

He is the master of disaster in a world gone mad.
His behaviour seems learned from watching people or movies.
I tried to get him on board and into the boat of my life but he turned me down and subsequently drowned.
Now he cannot believe that I have went forward in my life with plans to give birth to a new life.
please call me he says but to that I say no because even if I did it would still not be robert de niro!


-------------
Anonymous
-


I want to be near you
all I want is to be close to you
and against you
in your bear-like embrace
-------------
Anonymous
-


theres no one to trust as you are trying to kill what I am
what is me
my art
the blood flowing thru my viens
life
all that is left
after you have killed everything else
all hope anything I loved
reached for or ever needed
and still Your not happy because the sickness inside you is bitterness and hatred
not because I exist as you believe
but the truth is You
yourself is so fucking rotten that you know you can not stand yourself
in anyway shape or form and can not live with your self and your sickness so you blame everyone around you
to try to mask what a sick fuck you are
although it is not effective

-------------
.
-


why do you lie so much
why did you lie to me
why do you lie lie lie
right thru your police
why do you lie so much
i can not believe
why do you lie so much
at lieing your the chief
-------------
Anonymous
-


are you talking to the crackpipe

are you talking to the closet

is the maypole the crackpipe

is there a ghost in your crackpipe

who the censorshit are you talking too

your persontardailities


-------------
Anonymous
-


I choose You over others because of Your beauty
I want to someday have a tattoo that is art and You are art
no question about that.
-------------
Anonymous
-


You ripped me apart, left me nothing .
-------------
Anonymous
-


You know the way

I steal You away

and collect moments of only us

locked in the soul

it all adds up

if there was a heart to rename

it would be you,yours,the one that drives me insane

the sands freeze in the hourglass

as my love for you remains
-------------
.:'
-


Happy Birthday
Thomas Newman
oh, god of perfect 4ths and 5ths
-------------
Eve
-


Hello?

Whats going on?

When I look into Your eyes I would never believe it has been You I have been writing too
When Your everything without a single word spoken written sang mumbled lost to the wind

can You hold on a minute the other line is ringing
-------------
ok
-


It just didnt jive
it's no one's fault
did you fall out of amusement

from like to fond
to attatched
to love
in 5.1 weeks

but a phonecall or a heads up would have been nice, nonetheless

"36 drive thru hot fudge sundaes and
one lifelong dissapointment IV, to go, please...."

-------------
Eve
-


Its gone Goooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooold
-------------
Z
-


Winner Winner Winner
Miss September 2004
Tina

-------------
Anonymous
-


at this point not even the barb wire thru my heart can feel you
the window of time elapsed the warmth so fa raway
-------------
Anonymous
-


call my number my name out of the sewer
population demographic
for the love of the whorecops
discounted percentage of the rusted coat hanger abortions and the waste of time of a crack slave

you see ghosts in yor gonnorrea mental thought process gone over the edge illness you can not stop or see
you are but a pillar to the community
we must sift socity so there will be only you
you and the clones you have molded like a sticky wet bagel
there must be blood in the waste water it is so sick
i mean thickend
-------------
.
-


time to stand up with the ladies and urinate around the maypole
urinate around the maypole urinate around the maypole
because god oh not dog not god but a raving lunatic said the holy garden of eden shall have no females
in the straight jackect is to tight
tyrannt dick tater tard
nose in everyones ass
always right about everything
yeah

urinate around the old maypole with the bitter old women
dance the dance of retar dation

-------------
Anonymous
-


I never wanted to want
but I do
-------------
Anonymous
-


I never wanted to want
but I do
-------------
Anonymous
-


my wish for grey glossy lips for you to slide on
-------------
Anonymous
-


you need'nt say it
because
I know everything

in the way you shuffle through your pages
when we're on the phone
the way you mind wanders
when I speak
I know you don't hear me
I'm not here to be your bore
I'm not here to be your ball and chain
release if you utterly must

too good to be goddamn true
that love was mine to posses

holds every inch of me
I cradle your wordless refusals
because

I don't need the words
I never needed the words
and page after blank page
I run through the mill of 500 rejections
and I'm sorry if I wasted your time

my useless hope
-------------
Anonymous
-


And PICCASSO GREY MEANS EVERYTHING

How could poetry define the frail beauty
of Your high-tempature art
when in seconds my peak of feeling
for You
a plataue
when my heart could hold onto You forever

Your glance freezes my wasted mind fuck
-------------
% Dr. Catsburger
-


looking out of this cell
this cage
to the heavens lie of freedom
Your wings beauty a vision
dream fantasy

your blonde hair covering the soft lobes
I need to lie to
and taste
exhale into asking You for spel l-getti

-------------
"{
-


If I could change the world or just change you
do we have a miscarriage or lies or the truth
theres not one with more beauty
theres not an answer except we both are fools
I want someday for it to be
me and you
theres no way
theres no one
death sounds ok
until your heart breaking mind game never ends
and I never again hold you
-------------
Anonymous
-


Oh good can you fix the guest book t oo?
-------------
xoxoxo
-


ddd
-------------
Anonymous
-


Johnny F.N.Hollywood rode into town to the County Sherrif's Auction to pick out a new crack whore
and invited everyone to the annual changing of the crack whore ceremony tomorrow afternoon

"I hope your not wearing that to the ceremony,Its a formal affair...We gotta stop by the cleaners and then I gotta get my spurs sha rpened"
-------------
:
- Friday, August 27, 2004 at 11:02:44 (PDT)


Winner Winner Winner

Miss August 2004

Cassandra Cassie
-------------
:
- Friday, August 27, 2004 at 10:57:04 (PDT)


I just wanted to say hi to you little sis,
I miss you and love you
-------------
Be~
- Friday, August 27, 2004 at 06:01:39 (PDT)


Repent

all that agree will survive
but survive what you may say
it all depends on your view
I am a glass is half empty kind of guy
depending on mood off course
but then again doesnt everything
seeming same seems endlessly foul
distaste and the thought of her late guts me
ill wait and wait
keep me posted for a change
dont trust me to say a single thing
ill never reach what i cant see
-------------
chachi
- Wednesday, August 25, 2004 at 19:08:03 (PDT)


"Auntie Stella Stands Up To Pee"

Two old gay womens sportin' dykey summer butch cuts in the name of lesbianism as an ism walk into the bar and tell Jesus Christ they are the shit
way better than J.C. himself because they will and have cast the first stone
they don't need no stinking forgiveness
they are holyer than thou as it were
all they want is for broke dick to like mens not womens and they will have reached the final frontier in puppeteering and manipulative practices will cease for the day
praise the lord the old bitches are dried up and they don't like the wet snatch to be on the same plane t
-------------
Anonymous
- Wednesday, August 25, 2004 at 04:59:46 (PDT)


ok a little bit bullshit
-------------
Anonymous
- Tuesday, August 24, 2004 at 14:31:16 (PDT)


"no bullshit"

It will be your eyes that look into tomorrow
when the answer is us
and for there to be us
we will have to get free
and run in the freedom together
without you there is no answer
with out you there is no me I have asked for trust
I have no hold on yrsterday
except when I reach back and call you name
when there is no song to sing
when there is no freedom to dream
when there is you and me
still your warm heart beats and makes my mind believe in me and you
-------------
Anonymous
- Monday, August 23, 2004 at 04:54:41 (PDT)


she opens my eyes every morning
before the sun has rose
she dances in the corner of my eye
and i can't help but to think
she dances for me

she is my fire girl
burning in my heart
she is the flame that burns me
and in the night
she is my guide

my fire girl
burning bright
does she burn for me
do i burn alone ?

-------------
Bazaagozi Mukwa
- Sunday, August 22, 2004 at 21:24:03 (PDT)


"ode to the gibson all american one"

blood colored curves
devil horns
two full octaves
tones past that
-------------
Anonymous
- Wednesday, August 18, 2004 at 09:11:53 (PDT)


Do I have what it takes to give
Do I have what it takes to not want back
Everything you should not have been

was so much
so why'd you chose it
take the path less taken and
stay

we met behind the same stain

that's what I get



-------------
To not want back
- Wednesday, August 18, 2004 at 08:49:18 (PDT)


are you going to be able to write po etry?
-------------
Anonymous
- Tuesday, August 17, 2004 at 04:51:38 (PDT)


Johhny F.N.Hollywood was drunk as a dog when he pissed in Dr. Gail's pool.

"For I am without remorse." He said.
-------------
Anonymous
- Saturday, August 14, 2004 at 15:33:21 (PDT)


Johhny F.N.Hollywood was drunk as a dog when he pissed in Dr. Gail's pool.

"For I am without remorse." He said.
-------------
Anonymous
- Saturday, August 14, 2004 at 15:33:21 (PDT)


WINNER WINNER WINNER

HOTTEST MOUND EVER
2004

SWEET BABY
-------------
:
- Saturday, August 14, 2004 at 14:05:47 (PDT)


rats on acid seizure chords said as he pissed into the enlongated cat box
here kitty kitty kitty
-------------
Anonymous
- Friday, August 13, 2004 at 11:05:36 (PDT)


The peace garden bass leaned against the wall with parts missing.
Duct tape held the pick ups in place
the covers on the back of the body of the guitar missing the baby mice lived in the nest in the rat holes in the guitar
they fell out of the rat hole nest into the floorand stumbled around like they were drunk with thier eyes closed.

Johnny F.N.Hollywood
Johnny F.N.Hollywood
Johnny F.N.Hollywood

AND HE SAYETH UNTO THEE

"It looks like they're on Acid"


The baby mice eventually lived and played under Johnny Hollywoods fathers bed where Johnny Hollywoods father kept his false teeth.
Sweet bertha barked in the distance

Johnny Hollywood and the ghost of his dead brother "Laser" sat and admired Dr. Gail's art collection as she babbled on about the word she heard was "RAT ACID" the band got its name from the time Johnny Hollywood and the ghost of his dead brother were walking thru the peace garden off Lake Shore Drive and there was a shopping cart with the Les Paul copy sticking out,Sunburst and missing parts and as Johnny Hollywood walked by singing,God did tell him to recieve from the heavens the guitar we all know today as the Peace Garden Bass out of the homeless persons cart as the homeless person was sleepy night nights. Johnny F.N.Hollywood then went to the pawn shop and paid two hundred and eighty dollars for a nineteen seventy one generic Gibson brand Les Paul studio type guitar and removed the neck for the aforementioned Peace Garden Bass.
Stuck it on that doggy, but the action was so high it was like a banjo and people did say it was like telephone poles with the lines so high but if you can play this think how good you can play a nice one and it was true any decent guitar was so much easier to play.Out of love he gave the peace garden bass slightly altered to Laser

Rock You

Laser splentered the Peace Garden Bass later during one of his guitar infintry drills and upon Lasers death he did take back possesion of both the Gibson neck and the peace garden bass Laser B the B bieng for Bass once owned. Johnny hollywood burnt the body of the bass with other nice bodies of guitars during the christening of his cross.
Is it your hair upon Johnny Hollywoods cross?



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Anonymous
- Friday, August 13, 2004 at 07:34:54 (PDT)


"waste replacing"

winds are blowing, so much colder
fragile hands caress my face
footsteps echo in the distance
marking this, my fall from grace
time is wasting, waste replacing
everything is wearing down
lights are burning, barren yearning
night falls on a somber town...

bloodied knaves in sultry caves
their liquids drip from tired hands
sorrowed cries as people die
the tears and blood engulf the lands
war and illness kill the census
pestilence, the people die
thousands crying, millions dying
all survivors asking why...

sun goes down, the pain surrounds
eternal fear comes to my door
darkness falls, the nightlife calls
and creatures move across my fear
must escape this cold dakr rape
the evil comes surrounding me
cannot wait, anticipate
for anywhere i'd rather be...
-------------
Phalkon
- Friday, August 13, 2004 at 06:52:04 (PDT)


does a cat shit in the woods

security has to go to the bathroom and we cant see what your doing in there can you move over to the left some

-------------
Anonymous
- Thursday, August 12, 2004 at 08:02:08 (PDT)


in my dreams yesterday asks of me
inside the strangest of lens
the night calls my alias
my name means you are the answer
my mind tries to close out your love account
my eyes believe you are the song in my descision to keep living
the water I drink does not delute the fact
You are what I want you to be
-------------
Anonymous
- Thursday, August 12, 2004 at 05:50:59 (PDT)



the cameras the money
the other empty souls
easily replaced
when nothing holds value

while nowhere is love
there is no heart to waste

tests inside of tests
each one a lie
with no meaning to us

I could win this if I cared enough to
I've already traded away the answers
and lost my heart to you
-------------
Anonymous
- Thursday, August 12, 2004 at 05:43:39 (PDT)


youre the new black
but im afraid to be frayed
i want to be intersected
i want to be up your dark alley
and i dont mean perversion heist
and i dont want to tip your butler
a promise.....
-------------
monica
- Tuesday, August 10, 2004 at 18:55:30 (PDT)


casting a potential shadow
umbra penumbra -- can i leave myself here?
seldom footsteps mark this floor
was i ever? will i be again?

a slight smile from the corner of her mouth
a moment passes and i loose what i called now
seldom my words reach her ears
was i ever? will i ever speak again?

history romanticized -- fiction instantiates lies
in time this moment drains between loose fingers
umbra becomes penumbra, then shadow becomes light
was i ever? will i never be again?

(c)2004 c miranda (seraphim)

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seraphim
- Tuesday, August 10, 2004 at 17:37:40 (PDT)


BETRAYED


CONSUMED AND LOST, MY INNER CHILD HAS LEFT ME HERE. NO MORE CAN THESE RECKLESS NIGHTS BE FILLED WITH MEANING. I AM AS I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN, BETRAYED.

STONE OUT^

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STONY OCEAN
- Monday, August 09, 2004 at 20:30:07 (PDT)


mourn what never was

"I run to you
call out your name
I see you there
farther away..."
-------------
Anonymous
- Saturday, August 07, 2004 at 15:18:28 (PDT)


"I'd like to thank everyone who made this moment possible and I would espescally like to thank Berthas great big ass"
-------------
J F N H
- Friday, August 06, 2004 at 01:15:47 (PDT)


"Do you ever understand, that you will never understand"
-------------
Anssi Lappalainen
- Tuesday, August 03, 2004 at 00:19:58 (PDT)


"words are'nt enough"

its not,not you or not
maybe not
its not me


-------------
Anonymous
- Monday, August 02, 2004 at 22:03:57 (PDT)


I would desperately like to live in your sideburns
-------------
Eve
- Friday, July 30, 2004 at 20:22:47 (PDT)


hot stalker babe of the week

-------------
:
- Thursday, July 29, 2004 at 22:29:03 (PDT)


the voices are ghosts of the past
the reason you are there
is I am here
the reason I am here is for You to be here
tomorrow I will feel the same

-------------
:
- Thursday, July 29, 2004 at 22:13:13 (PDT)


"Oh Muff Muffy"

Oh Muff Muffy
How far is it from Your heart to Your Soul
There is nowhere for You I would not go
Oh Muff Muffy
I just want You
to know
That I just want You .
-------------
A more poetic Muffoligist
- Tuesday, July 27, 2004 at 23:49:18 (PDT)


you
and your obnoxious cronies
around your globe
should be
lynched

annoying motherfuckers
standing in line for the new brain handouts

praying you would act past your IQ level of -3

no tolerace
at all
for your beefheaded ignorance

-------------
And I'm not sorry
- Tuesday, July 27, 2004 at 14:03:47 (PDT)


"The Johnny hollywoods favorite question song"

Whats the albino's schedule
I am shure to be there
whats the albino's schedule
I am shure to be there
with her ponytail and anerexic-ness
shes hotter than the third rail

whatda ya mean shes a bleach blonde?

Show me the albino
show me the albino
one more time

Whats the albino's schedule
I am shure to be there
whats the albino's schedule
I am shure to be there
with her ponytail and anerexic-ness
shes hotter than the third rail



Written by Johnny F.N. Hollywood{C}2004

-------------
: ]
- Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 12:29:18 (PDT)


"Johnny Hollywood's l&-'ment"

Someday I will play the guitar long enough fast enough
loud enough hot enough and the albino will be mine

Someday I will play the guitar long enough fast enough
loud enough hot enough and the albino will be mine

With her white hair and pink eye lids cheeks and pink lips it will always be summertime

But until then big fat nasty ugly bitch boo
is shure to make me blind
and I hope someday I'll die.

Written by Johnny F.N. Hollywood{C}2004




-------------
:
- Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 12:21:22 (PDT)


Hot Muff Muff


I want You Hot Muff Muff
I want You Hot Muff Muff
I want You Hot Muff Muff
You drive me insane
I want You Hot Muff Muff
-------------
Anonymous
- Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 10:58:34 (PDT)


For I have cast a spell
a spell that will not break
on the Queen of the Underground
Princess Heartbreak



-------------
:
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 18:50:33 (PDT)


Under the moon
I looked into your eyes
and was disillisioned
with lies inside my own mind
wanting more than life
you to be mine

what better way to waste time
-------------
:
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 18:47:25 (PDT)


by the moon
I hunted for shelter
into the sea.

A graveyard
the only bed
my bones will love.

Sweet reprieve
a silence
of your words
-------------
Pretynd
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 08:21:08 (PDT)



Questions You have for me
will have different replies slash solutions
when answered by others

Questions You have for others
I do not care to hear.
-------------
":
- Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 19:46:48 (PDT)


my heart won't listen to reason
my mind is on you
-------------
Anonymous
- Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 03:50:20 (PDT)


what do you want me to do
-------------
Anonymous
- Monday, July 19, 2004 at 21:10:58 (PDT)


why NOT us, huh?

I don't understand this "only in dreams" gig,
and quite frankly
I'd be fine if I never saw them again
if it meant

you're mine

-------------
Anonymous
- Monday, July 19, 2004 at 16:59:26 (PDT)


you know i dig you more than most
i told you i love you
even your toes
-------------
Anonymous
- Monday, July 19, 2004 at 13:29:11 (PDT)


today i will take my mic apart
and remove the asbestoes because it smells funny
-------------
Anonymous
- Saturday, July 17, 2004 at 10:36:39 (PDT)


I still love you

and I'm particularly chained to
"always will"

everything that ever meant anything to me

you know
it was inferred
we were supposed to be married
and all I ever got



a ring around my heart


-------------
Eve
- Thursday, July 15, 2004 at 20:46:34 (PDT)


"I drove for miles and miles
and wound up at your door.
I've had you so many times,
but somehow I want more...
Tap on my window,
knock on my door,
I want to make you feel beautiful.
I don't mind spending every day
out on your corner
in the pouring rain.
If you see the girl
with the broken smile
ask her if she'd like
to stay for awhile."
-------------
Maroon Five
- Thursday, July 15, 2004 at 08:03:36 (PDT)


It is blues within my soul
a hundred miles an hour
sprinkled no,
oversaturated with the Johnny B. Goode lick
until one string solos steal away from the confining rut of the same key solos
as the barbed wire strings cry
freedom rusts

-------------
:
- Thursday, July 15, 2004 at 02:34:32 (PDT)


"I know you think I'm holding you down
And I've fallen by the wayside now
And I don't understand the same things as you
But I do...."


-------------
Keane
- Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 17:22:45 (PDT)


no comprehend
-------------
:
- Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 21:58:18 (PDT)


I am going to burn in hell

my aching body reminds me of this quite of ten


-------------
Pretynd
- Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 10:21:12 (PDT)


Johnny Hollywood

Upstairs maid jealose

take one


"the poor security is the correct way to pronounce it,
all of them mad because they bought all the beers and party esinatials everytime since Johnny Hollywood was down on his luck waiting for the big rock and roll money to get here.

Calling


them bitches
not only let the biggest fattest ugliest women thru to access Johnny Hollywood they called the complaint office numurous times even emailing O.S.H.A. twice
talking about they can not support him unless they get to rodie some mystery gigs too, But after it all was said and done they really only worried about the phrase "Free Beer" bieng a plan of attack"



Its a bad day

Johnny Hollywood's Indian name was "two trucks" and he did not have a truck and the pool table was a buck and he had three quarters,most likely his favorite crack whore was cheating on him and he was somehow obligated to the bartender was the good news

Johnny Hollywood pulled his pockets inside out and said "Did I tell you I'm yidish?"

but that was'nt going to work this time

no matter what happens its gotta be better than having the biggest mistake you ever had sweatin' you for forty five minutes.

speaking of sweating
Johnny Hollywood tried to explain to butterfly
that the only reason he was at hell was to sniff ya all's albino and maybe he could sweat on her albinoness but no that answer was so obviously wrong

The only way you seamstress's are going to get the weekend off for Martha Stwart goes to prison day is if you get two wedding dresses finished up so we can put the prospective brides to be next to each other,side by side or stacked like the two story trailers Johnnys using for the main house at his estate and let his navigational system decide. "Remember ladies one wedding dress has to be chicken resistiant white in color,have a bunny tail,bunny ears,angel wings and a halo stuck between the bunny ears"Johnny Hollywood said.

"Does sticking a jalepino behind my ear make my machine run better? shure enough"Johnny Hollywood said to the crowd as they golf clapped again and again until Johnny Hollywood got caught pretending he was a landscaper.
-------------
"
- Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 00:40:48 (PDT)


Johnny Hollywood begat installing a steering wheel on one of his guitars because super fine Yoko had suggested it,leaving himself open for future litigation from thou lovely Muff Muff,but placing him leaps and bounds ahead of the game in the ass kissing department which he did not mind since even the mirror agreed she had the dankest ass of them all.
-------------
:
- Monday, July 12, 2004 at 11:57:02 (PDT)


yes dear
-------------
Anonymous
- Monday, July 12, 2004 at 11:52:10 (PDT)


show me the steering wheel
-------------
Anonymous
- Monday, July 12, 2004 at 10:40:52 (PDT)


we are going somewhere honeypie

just not today
-------------
Anonymous
- Monday, July 12, 2004 at 07:01:12 (PDT)




Not even caring what any of it means,He wants to know if this is where you sign up to be Barbie's Huckle berry
-------------
:
- Sunday, July 11, 2004 at 19:30:10 (PDT)


On the WAy to the Garden

When Johnny F.N. Hollywood got down to the cross roads God had the intersection blocked with one of his pick a door any door lets make a deal roads blocks

there was a big pile of money on one side of the road
and on the other side of the roads was sweet Bertha
whose ass was blocking out the light of the moon but Johnny Hollywood could still see stars as the chicken crossed the road Johnny Hollywood followed him across checked sweet Berthas ass from the other side put her in the good to go file and without prenups he choose hamburger helper five nights a week.
-------------
::
- Sunday, July 11, 2004 at 19:15:42 (PDT)


that this could have gone elsewhere
-------------
Anonymous
- Sunday, July 11, 2004 at 08:20:33 (PDT)


to love a heart so cold
so far away from anything I could ever reach

to waste feeling on unattainable goal

-------------
.
- Sunday, July 11, 2004 at 00:53:29 (PDT)


at a crossroads


-------------
Anonymous
- Saturday, July 10, 2004 at 15:23:49 (PDT)


script changes
miracle blonde magic

-------------
Anonymous
- Saturday, July 10, 2004 at 12:53:31 (PDT)


The lab coat looked official

Jfnh found the
hidden tooth pick key to access the only elevators
that could take him off the psychward floor
it was fun for a while
but they caught him in the lunch room telling people he was "the legendary Dr. Catsburger
and even had the micrometer to prove it"
"slag" the inoculator shock machine said as it put jfnh's brain on over-extended slo mo

Half way in between here and there he wrote more of his famous landscaper love poetry for you here,


-------------
:
- Friday, July 09, 2004 at 17:40:35 (PDT)


Blood soaks the dirt
as the oil runs into the water


burns into the sky


grey green silver




-------------
:
- Friday, July 09, 2004 at 17:38:37 (PDT)



The Lens Lies

Shreds distorted images
changes the color of your eyes
glass cutting the soul
mirrors
-------------
:
- Friday, July 09, 2004 at 17:37:37 (PDT)


the night could never hide the beaut y

-------------
:
- Friday, July 09, 2004 at 15:17:20 (PDT)



let the earth die
as long as I can see her art when it does
-------------
:
- Friday, July 09, 2004 at 15:13:14 (PDT)


the dead skin

bullet proof excuses

no heart to break


-------------
:: :: :: ::
- Friday, July 09, 2004 at 09:25:51 (PDT)


"Ode to Muff Muff"

I love You So.
-------------
:
- Friday, July 09, 2004 at 00:20:10 (PDT)


jfnh wanted so badly for cupcake to win
he did'nt know what to do all the prizes were already won and shannon was easily the worlds hottest blonde
what to do what to do
jnfh remembered that miss forth of july was kinda still vacant since he choose gina in the white shortes at tugboats would win but was her name gina?
and the only vacant day would be yes it was st. garbage day today so
no shannon was much much more worthy

Winner Winner Winner
remember I love Tinas Guts

Hottest All Time Blonde At The Aquairium
Shannon
2004
no lie shes everything
-------------
:
- Friday, July 09, 2004 at 00:16:09 (PDT)


JFNH WAS SO HAPPY THE UPSTAIRS MAID KEPT CLIMBING IN BED WITH HIM WHILE HE SLEPT THAT HE BROKE THE REWIND SWITCH ON THE CAMERA
-------------
:
- Thursday, July 08, 2004 at 15:04:05 (PDT)


bla bla bla
-------------

-------------
:
- Thursday, July 08, 2004 at 10:22:43 (PDT)


Truth
-------------
:
- Thursday, July 08, 2004 at 00:06:10 (PDT)


"How do you ryhyme this with bertha springer Spice Douche?"


Johnny Francis Nicolas Hollywood did'nt care if the word on the street was that he was in love with Tina or if the nastier bitches spread the good word as soon as he walked into the bar,but what he did care about was well..lets be honest here everyone knows he don't give a fuckski about nothing but Muff Muff, Damn!

But when Johnny F.N. Hollywood trieed to declare every girl who slightly looks like Tina Schwing a winner and Miss forth of July too,the sponsers got pissed the next show was canceled and the government issue crack whore that was suppose to jump out of the cake proper ended up giving out refunds that holiday weekend so there was not a sonnet written here abouts but the Jessica contest is still on,priase the Lord and in other news you mother fuckers better be picking out some nice expensive wedding gifts for me cause the ol' navigational system says we are soulmates
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: : : : : : : : : :
- Thursday, July 08, 2004 at 00:01:51 (PDT)


the rain covered the sound
the earth

never stopped the art her movement

inside the mind like an ocean
wasted lost
-------------
:
- Saturday, July 03, 2004 at 15:41:56 (PDT)


Winner Winner Winner

Cassandra Cassie

Miss July 2004
-------------
:
- Saturday, July 03, 2004 at 07:49:49 (PDT)


Winner Winner Winner

Cassandra Cassie

Miss Summer 2004
-------------
:
- Saturday, July 03, 2004 at 07:49:09 (PDT)


inserting finger, makes funny noise on rubber pants
-------------
Z
- Friday, July 02, 2004 at 12:25:44 (PDT)


at the sound of sound
-------------
Anonymous
- Friday, July 02, 2004 at 01:30:23 (PDT)


my pressure's spent
mistakes appointed
added
multiplied exponentially
worry beneath
holding up your boulders


a wasted want
it went nowhere
you never snagged it
even accidentally
stopped at nothing
there's no fault in generosity

he lies in surprise chord progressions
glare in windows
lace of leaves
set it off

morning fucking coffee

dispell the thought
that this could have gone elsewhere


-------------
Eve
- Friday, July 02, 2004 at 01:28:31 (PDT)


The weight of you
was on my mind when I woke
eight months now
and still
I cannot escape you
unable to erase you

I dont know if it is you I miss
or the way you made me feel
beautiful
smart
wanted
worthy

I havent felt those things in such a long time

I havent felt you in such a long time

I havent felt myself


-------------
Pretynd
- Thursday, July 01, 2004 at 10:57:17 (PDT)


do i got-ta shave first?
-------------
Anonymous
- Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 14:43:59 (PDT)


You refuse the things
you want,
equating denial
with discipline
and morality
with suffering
well go ahead,
deny me all you wish
but one day
the hand that pushes me away
will be the hand I
push up my skir t

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Pretynd
- Tuesday, June 29, 2004 at 09:46:30 (PDT)


cat box love never fades away
-------------
Anonymous
- Monday, June 28, 2004 at 02:13:55 (PDT)


stupid ass idiot retard that cannot spell
and masturbates to anything he can get his hands on
-------------
Anonymous
- Sunday, June 27, 2004 at 13:03:14 (PDT)


big fat nasty ugly bitch boo
-------------
Anonymous
- Sunday, June 27, 2004 at 02:09:00 (PDT)


"At this moment in time
is it in your mind at all
I should be me, it could be me
Forever...."

~ Simply Red
-------------
Anonymous
- Friday, June 25, 2004 at 21:24:37 (PDT)





big fat nasty ugly bitch boo
-------------
:
- Thursday, June 24, 2004 at 22:46:26 (PDT)


"aerodynamic is our love empty is my heart"


the humoungafuck biggie sized watermelonisque breats caught so much wind on the downward thrust it was compareable to a traffic jam turned parking lot
-------------
"
- Thursday, June 24, 2004 at 22:34:15 (PDT)


heavy duty manipulation
puppet stri ngs



freedom
-------------
Anonymous
- Thursday, June 24, 2004 at 22:21:57 (PDT)


"the underground tribe makes me sick believing every little failed attempt at humour"
-------------
:
- Thursday, June 24, 2004 at 22:19:26 (PDT)



"I Know We Are Soulmates"

I know were soulmates 'cause You'll need someone to bitch at tomorrow

and You know
I love you.....

to bitch at Me.
-------------
:
- Thursday, June 24, 2004 at 22:13:51 (PDT)


main objective
get laid without shaving
without utilizing the fat bitc h
-------------
Anonymous
- Thursday, June 24, 2004 at 22:03:08 (PDT)


"Thats the way it goes I guess"


The gas war helped disolve the ozone layer that was blocking the cancerous suns rays from overexposing your flower I killed not knowing it was a flower because it was not nearly as pretty as the crack whore in full bloom.
-------------
:
- Thursday, June 24, 2004 at 22:00:00 (PDT)


"crusty old bitch"

The wrinkles only more pronounced than the scratch and sniff crack sores
the lines bold and vericose
billowing greasy welted double chin belly

The wrinkles answering the unasked question
will it take a case this time?
Willist I have to drink unto me blind?
-------------
.
- Thursday, June 24, 2004 at 21:42:52 (PDT)


Jfnh

the psychcotic stalker bitch lead the team of pissed off onion bagel looking fat bitches on a terrorist road trip from hell with highlights including busting thier rusted coat hanger abortions on the door step of the Hollywood Estate like they were smashing pumpkins
causing the five day notices to be posted on the door of the trailer adding insult to injury Johnny F N Hollywood had to witness the episode in three deminsions
proving the three screens are a lie
the three levels of Johnny Hollywoods brain insinuated
the cat box was as unfinished as his cat box poetry
the banjos played faster god was pissing from the heavens
generic barbies were everywhere and the crazed groupie
was so surprised when the work songs were about her shaving

"fuck you the earths not round and i don't care"
said jfnh not really caring what you like cause you nigga is a crusty old bitch
-------------
":
- Thursday, June 24, 2004 at 21:35:56 (PDT)


I know everything
he told me everything
and it fits

your lies hold hands
-------------
Eve
- Thursday, June 24, 2004 at 07:32:04 (PDT)


This continuance of things…
The churning of it all, swirls of heart and thought
A life lived like a house gets dirty
Is it good enough for ya’?
With things to fix like broken dreams
awakened from beautiful sleep
from a moment more worthwile
to the sound of a "hurry the fuck up" horn
something nothing anything everything
-------------
anincredulity
- Wednesday, June 23, 2004 at 23:39:24 (PDT)


I could, of course, ever so slightly
brush up against you
it would not be such a bad thing, would it?
-------------
Anonymous
- Wednesday, June 23, 2004 at 16:32:36 (PDT)


yes, but it can't even look up to
my
Brunette-nicity
-------------
Anonymous
- Tuesday, June 22, 2004 at 16:52:22 (PDT)


Her Blondeness


I believe Your cakes of make up
are talking to my reproductive glands

-------------
:
- Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 10:50:28 (PDT)


Yes I covet you
long time
I have slightly woo-ed you
for I have meant it
-------------
I am German8ter
- Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 10:37:07 (PDT)


"Ain't You Got No Heart?"


Whats up baby
its just all so senseless
You know you love me
and You know I shure the fuckski love You
You know I love You
how could I not
Uhh Humm.
-------------
:
- Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 02:24:33 (PDT)


"Musician Girl"

It's like this
I dig her more
than you monkey
-------------
I
- Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 02:18:07 (PDT)


"Musician Girl"

I swear to God
You are so fucking hot
I can not b elieve
-------------
:
- Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 02:12:58 (PDT)


"Musician Girl"

No fucking way
Yoko looks any better
than Your as s

-------------
:
- Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 02:10:45 (PDT)


cash me out

Johnny Hollywood was laying in his death bed dying and all of his friends from the cat box came to say goodbye
.

-------------
:
- Saturday, June 19, 2004 at 10:19:56 (PDT)


"Musician Girl"

Bringing on blues
every note bends
with no song
-------------
:
- Saturday, June 19, 2004 at 10:09:05 (PDT)


"Musician Girl"



uninterupted
desireable honey
song of lust
-------------
:
- Saturday, June 19, 2004 at 10:03:10 (PDT)


"Musician Girl"

Her movement noted
undenieable art
smooth as night
-------------
':
- Saturday, June 19, 2004 at 09:56:22 (PDT)


"Musician Girl"

Interestingly
excitingly delicous
I want this
-------------
:
- Saturday, June 19, 2004 at 09:48:06 (PDT)


welcome

I love you more than anything


You are mine
-------------
Anonymous
- Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 23:29:51 (PDT)


welcome

I love you more than anything


You are mine
-------------
Anonymous
- Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 23:29:50 (PDT)


You swallow anything they shove down your throat
willingly
not caring
that it is turning your insides into disease
soon a pain that
you don't even want to know
-------------
:
- Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 00:12:50 (PDT)


mirror the echo you feed on
digesting recycled shit hype

as you
buy into believing
the lies you are feed
bieng the monkey tool
at the end of thier puppet strings
manipulated without reason
in the name of rightous closed minded ignorance
-------------
:
- Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 23:38:38 (PDT)


"Why do people have to die?"

"To make life more important."

~ Alan Ball, Six Feet Under


*****************************
fleeting and momentary life
I love you, love you, love you
and always will
no matter how many miles away you are

save a place for me
****************** ***********
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Eve
- Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 20:25:29 (PDT)


yeah but your mine is what I'm saying, if I was Clyde and you honeypie was Bonnie Parker,while I woo you on the hood of a boxster could you please say "Boy whatta you doin' round my mamas car?"

No! What I need to ask You is "How do You feel about overall's, I mean were in the north you could still wear them....and I CAN SEE THAT YOUR SHIRT IS HARDLY CHICKEN resistaint.....did you ever dream you were on a rice boat to the phillipines to get yer dental work done for thirty five dollars?"

Look I love you thats not pop and its not underground I fuckin' love you I am serious now

I do love you
you
your poetry your music
your magic
Your mine
-------------
h a ha ha Travis Ray Cole
- Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 01:24:42 (PDT)


practice run #1

Hey baby, I know you uh,hmmmfft.
You...
-------------
:
- Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 01:11:20 (PDT)


by the time t-n-t showed up it was to late.
-------------
Anonymous
- Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 01:08:40 (PDT)


hey baby can i see your B- spot
I can fix it!
-------------
The Knight in Shining Armour
- Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 00:58:01 (PDT)




like darkness I have lived outside myself

open

closed

unsure of each turn

only collapse tells me

to back off


you, tightly wound and focused, so unlike me

and my mental wanderings

now a stillpoint in our lives

reveals

you, protected,

and me, abandoned,

as always

to the purple skies

I slumber with a smile

thinking of your triumphs

as if they were partly mine

because I love you


© djchandler2004
-------------
DJ Chandler
- Monday, June 14, 2004 at 16:46:44 (PDT)


A C???????????????!!!
a C?????!!!!

She must be out of her mind.
At least a B-, for fuck's sake.
-------------
Anonymous
- Monday, June 14, 2004 at 15:57:45 (PDT)


"Thru the Soul"

Her claws rip the insides of my heart
past memories beyond dreams
every turn deeper,wider
pulling me down into the crossroads
with no chance of freedom
Her spell overlapping mine
thru the so ul
-------------
Travis Ray Cole(C)2004
- Saturday, June 12, 2004 at 12:28:47 (PDT)


Winner Winner Winner

Miss June 2004

Cassandra Cassie


-------------
:
- Friday, June 11, 2004 at 23:26:19 (PDT)


Winner Winner Winner

Miss June

Cassandra Cassie


-------------
:
- Friday, June 11, 2004 at 23:25:59 (PDT)


Winner Winner Winner

MISS Applepie

Tina
-------------
:
- Friday, June 11, 2004 at 23:25:05 (PDT)


Winner Winner Winner

MISS sUMMER 2004

Cassandra Cassie
-------------
:
- Friday, June 11, 2004 at 23:22:54 (PDT)


you are the past
-------------
Anonymous
- Friday, June 11, 2004 at 23:21:20 (PDT)


"heads to hang"


what if this world was
just one big place
for heads to hang
and people to hate

all mothers must die
before new life is to precede
babies in their cocoon, not alive
but ripped from the womb

children raised in cages
until the age is ripe
for slaughter and suffocation
a new delicacy tonight

a bodie at every street light
hanging from the top
and two or more at stop signs
of children the world forgot

and everyone pays attention
they dont think about themselves
although my world is not this place
reality is so much worse
-------------
adontis06
- Friday, June 11, 2004 at 20:23:05 (PDT)


"Honeypie's Song"

Travis Ray Cole loves me
and can see no wrong
sees the clouds of heaven around me
I'm in every song
Travis Ray Cole loves me
even though he has no monies
and an empty brass bowl
Travis Ray Cole loves me
I feel it in my soul

Travis Ray Cole loves me
believes my love is strong
lives the poetry inside me
chooses no others heart to call his own
chooses no other heart to call home
-------------
:
- Friday, June 11, 2004 at 05:27:18 (PDT)


que the high tempature actress
every songs about her
and her magic
-------------
Anonymous
- Friday, June 11, 2004 at 04:35:27 (PDT)


yo tnt, midrats?
-------------
Anonymous
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 21:19:39 (PDT)


The tempature needs to be at eighty degrees when I breed with muff muff on the hood of a boxster in the rain Johnny Hollywood told god in his little prayer

Your just a whiner said satan

Johnny Hollywood did'nt care what satan said shure forty degrees would work but lets make it nice he thought "I'm not asking for candles and the tide coming in and the stars to be in some spefic place just a warm not to hot eviroment to commence the muff muff breeding excercises only after Johnny Hollywood wins the lottery or gets the big rock and roll money upwards of 41 mil Johnny guesstimated would work fine

who cares what satan said shes just a waitress anyway
Said Johnny Hollywood knowing he would eat those words.
-------------
"
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 21:17:14 (PDT)


"The security issues at hand are problematic" was Johnny Hollywoods last transmission said first class radioman Sweet Bertha Mae

For all we know Johnny Hollywood was playing "Louie Louie" and the Loveboat went down in the burrmuldda triangle and he could be lost right now on some island.

"He was last aboard the S.S.Catbox,Its probably another one of his hype stunts and theres nothing even slightly wrong said the bitch at blockbuster as she tore up his card and shoved it up her ass as the crowd chanted go go go go go go go!@
-------------
:::
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 21:09:23 (PDT)


There Johnny f.n.Hollywood was
at the bar with numourous other guitar players
joking bragging "I know all the chords" Said JFNH
straight from the dire straights song
the joke bieng that he did not know all the chords
in fact no one there did but as soon as Johnny Hollywood recited the line the woman closest to him as
ready to hug

Johnny Hollywood rejecting the contestant like he was declining deliever of brooke quickly said "I don't know all the chords,the second guitar player does"
-------------
"your mama does":
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 20:58:04 (PDT)



void up your ass bitch

for 7 long years i carried your bullshitski of false art flying your flag and now you are going to die Johnny Hollywood said the now angry cousin Sgt. doggystyle

Johnny Hollywood had no clue all he knew was some mother fucker was renigging on wedding presents if he convinced muff muff to be his until the end of love or what ever
and she already had that beautiful cole nose
what could look better
this is the north dont breed lies
-------------
Anonymous
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 20:50:55 (PDT)


GAS WARS DENTAL PROBLEMS AND BEAUTIFUL CLEVAGE

The upstairs maid put down the herion and let the imports in

the door man hid the upstairs maids needles above the door so she would have to deal with him when she returned from the screetski

"Johnny Hollywood are you ready for your guitar lesson with the police?" asked Doctor Gail

Johnny Hollywood was ready for a lot of things but that was not one of them. "I'm ready to appolgize to Miss June, and I'm still saving something for her."

Johnny Hollywood was importing girls from Kentucy instead of Poland saying
" 'Dem bitches just as dumb and ya still can't understand them,only thing is you save a bundle on transporting them in to the Johnny Hollywood site in Northern Illinois.

The seven caseworkers disgussed how they would dispose of Mr. Hollywood.

Johnny Hollywood cared not

Johnny Hollywoods award winning landscaper and soon to be painter was practicing her broken english and cat calls
"YA ALL COME ON IN OUTTA THE RAIN MR.HOLLYWOOD" She hollered
Johnny Hollywood wrote all new lines for the hot anerexic down the hill
since "goodmorning",and "You got any spell-getti?" did'nt work The new attemptage was ranging from
"Can I see your breasts before the war is over" to "Wanna go to the prom" ..



"The Ballad of Muff Muff and Johnny Hollywoodski"
as told by mayor Mc Hollywood

Is there a love that could be true
'tis You, my heart only reconizes
as the rain wears down the stones
in the way of Us
painful jealosy inside rust
Hotter than Venus
not another as exotic as my Muff Muff.

clap clap clap Yeah wooooooo! Hollered the wrinkled old artsie bitch as she galloped on over towards the clusterfuckski ya all call the mic.

"Keep her away from me" Johnny Hollywood said to his laziest of all his lazy security
it did'nt matter they did'nt care they let fat ugly biches thru the let fags thru and tried to get with Johnny Hollywoods best of the best hand picked sexy goddess' like they just did'nt care.

"Everyone can be replaced even you Yoko" Johnny Hollywood said knowing it was a lie.
shifting into the more reclusive mode.

Yeah that was the biggest lie Johnny Hollywood ever told himself for Yoko could not only be replaced
thier was hot orientals lining up to compete with her which was nowhere

in fact as fucked up a world we live in the cult moved forward on thier own buying a percentage of the phone company Mr.. Hollywood had choosen with a mystery badge and intercepted Johnny Hollywoods attemptage at other crusty contestants.

And lastly the Cult took it upon themselves to provide a Johnny Hollywood stunt double since Johnny Hollywood begat the bad haircut and the stunt double now looked more like Jesus Christ, and the stunt double played a meaner guitar.

But I was born unto the Crossroads Said Johnny Hollywood as the laser beam sights settled on him.

"All you got going for you Trav is them dusty old work songs" Said a very demanding Bertha Spice.

Johnny Hollywood not even sounding like jesus said unto the mic,
" Live from the crack of my sweet babies ass.............heres Johnny!!!!!!!"

"Is there a finer ass?
are thier better cheeks?
you ain't gotta wait til next week
the answer is negative
Day dream all you want Johnny Hollywood you aint seen yer baby since I don't know when" Said Johnny Hollywoods navagational system sadly and without the help of mushrooms

Bertha smacked Johnny Hollywood with the cast iron frying pan in the steel plate in his microchiped minds outter shell for bieng "chauvinistic" and again he said he did'nt drive anywhere today because he ran all the gas out landscaping for love


-------------
:
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 20:40:43 (PDT)


"You Never Give Me Lapdances In The Morning"

You never give me lapdances in the morning
its just bitch bitch bitchings from your throne
You never give me lapdances in the morning
in fact I think I wanna go home

You never give me lapdances in the morning
or wake me up with your love
like that mesikin bitch I used to knew
You never give me lapdances in the morning
so maybe baby I think were thru

You all never give me your lapdances in the morning
I'm sick of your sisters too
You never give me your lapdances in the morning
and thats what I been looking forward to
-------------
Johnny F.N.Hollywood and the Johnny Hollywoodski diseaseD FAILURE OF A BAND
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 20:25:22 (PDT)


creamy, wet

sliding
-------------
Anonymous
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 14:49:58 (PDT)


shes not listening

Tina you wanna maybe get some lunch?
-------------
Anonymous
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 05:47:50 (PDT)


Tina, lets get some breakfast.
-------------
Anonymous
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 00:13:33 (PDT)


Tina,lets get some dinner

-------------
Anonymous
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 11:41:58 (PDT)


Theres Another Crossroads

She's calling that a crossroads
playing a winning game
she plans to bring you to your knees Trav
how's she going to call a crossroads
I give to her,anything
She's affraid for no reason
for there is no higher power past insane
better get your crosses,guitars and a biblical bong that needs no parts replaced
She's calling that a crossroads
it's all about the truth on this page
-------------
:
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 23:58:03 (PDT)


"Your Crazy but I Love the Shit Outta You"

You can't affect me
and request encores from the past
truth reflecting
I never had a chance

-------------
::#::
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 23:44:25 (PDT)


You look better in person than on the front page
I am so attracted to you now more than ever before
it was just draining trying to figure out the characters but I can not think of an ending
without knowing what has brought us together
and this is no game now.

-------------
Anonymous
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 23:21:28 (PDT)


what??
-------------
Anonymous
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 19:01:06 (PDT)


"I'm not going to look at other bitches and I'm gonna answer the phone"


I'm not going to look at other bitches and I'm gonna answer the phone

I'm not going to look at other bitches and I'm gonna answer the phone


I'm not going to look at other bitches and I'm gonna answer the phone

Cause I know it might be you and I'm brainwashed now even when your with me to answer it even if I am going to die if I do cause it might be you when already your by my side but not my bride well yeah my soul bride but official like in the church of rock we are not yet legally tied

so

I'm not going to look at other bitches and I'm gonna answer the phone








-------------
Anonymous
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 10:47:38 (PDT)


Live from Fuck Street
no? that was cancelled
-------------
Anonymous
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 10:42:07 (PDT)


"I'm Sorry,We gotta censorfuckski before I can get anywhere near poetic about you,Blues"{In the key of E}

intro solo

I'm sorry We gotta censorfuckski baby
really I'm happy is what I mean
thats the way I can get the words to ryhyme or not ryhyme and describe how I feel about the best thing I've ever seen

No not you groupie bitch

lead break

electric solo

I'm sorry We gots to be censorfuckski ing
before I can get anywhere near poetic about chew
and thats the only reason
I been doing all the crazy things I do

You know I love you and a hundred other women a hundred other women too
but that won't make a differance
if there was a way to live with only me and you in the world that would be cool.
solo
I'm Sorry,We gotta censorfuckski before I can get anywhere near poetic about you,
yeah I'm thinking 'bout germinating
the hottest honeypie I ever knew

some johnny be god left the building in outter space acid solo including double stops and trained feedback rests

extended blues turn around

thats the reason then I looked into your eyes and knew I was bound to be getting them

I'm Sorry,We gotta censorfuckski before I can get anywhere near poetic about you,Blues

outro solo

-------------
Johnny F.N.Hollywood
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 10:31:55 (PDT)


Inaudible whispers of velvet desperation
Breathless cries of need.
Stifled burning thoughts.
Obscuring logic with a veil
of dream
-------------
Pretynd
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 09:37:41 (PDT)


what's a niglet?
-------------
Anonymous
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 09:22:09 (PDT)


with no poet at the crossroads of death "look your a hillbilly, i dig hillbilly crack whores lets breed" is a line that still works
-------------
Anonymous
- Monday, June 07, 2004 at 20:42:13 (PDT)


with no poet at the crossroads of death "look your a hillbilly, i dig hillbilly crack whores lets get married" is a line that still works

-------------
Anonymous
- Monday, June 07, 2004 at 20:40:20 (PDT)


I hope its a Niglet.
-------------
+--*---:(:%%:):---*--+
- Monday, June 07, 2004 at 19:42:25 (PDT)


hey d....., hey m..., its baby time for me
-------------
Anonymous
- Monday, June 07, 2004 at 09:21:36 (PDT)


http://www.creedence-online.net/tabl atures/suzie_q.php



:::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::
-------------
Anonymous
- Monday, June 07, 2004 at 06:52:29 (PDT)


I love you mind fuck
I love you baby
I love you mind fuck
ask somebod y
-------------
Anonymous
- Monday, June 07, 2004 at 06:40:02 (PDT)


I wanna get with Miss June
thats really what I wanna do
wanna get with her now
since shes so hot
my navigational system is saying wow


-------------
Anonymous
- Monday, June 07, 2004 at 06:38:01 (PDT)


You can't hang your guitar on the wall in jail.
-------------
Dad
- Saturday, June 05, 2004 at 23:03:02 (PDT)


The beautiful sculpted face
is she not an angel?

The work of God this art
her hair several shades of blondage
to replace her memory impos sible
-------------
:
- Saturday, June 05, 2004 at 20:55:33 (PDT)


Winner Winner Winner
Cassandra Cassie
Miss Spring 2004
-------------
:
- Saturday, June 05, 2004 at 18:03:22 (PDT)


secret cameras installed inside the safe room for monitoring and survailance purposes

outside looking in inside looking out

outside looking inside out
-------------
:
- Saturday, June 05, 2004 at 17:51:40 (PDT)


Can we get some more chicken over he re.
-------------
:
- Saturday, June 05, 2004 at 17:45:27 (PDT)


Hey Baby nice shoes.Can I rub chicken on you?
-------------
:
- Saturday, June 05, 2004 at 17:44:52 (PDT)


Build 83
-------------
:
- Saturday, June 05, 2004 at 17:42:50 (PDT)


I brake for bleach blondes
-------------
:
- Saturday, June 05, 2004 at 17:41:43 (PDT)


yeah,you know what I'm tired of?
Look you know my words
that is not even half of me
and your putting in overtime on
mindgames and what you mean to me
you have my words that flow so easily
and now I'm wrong
I love you more than anything
I swear to any God you choose Cassie I love you




in any dream
-------------
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::
- Saturday, June 05, 2004 at 01:08:56 (PDT)


well theres only one answer
and its not duct tape
-------------
:;
- Friday, June 04, 2004 at 13:52:35 (PDT)


I am tired of pretending
tired of being pretend

tired of this

I did not pretend to love you
though I spend every day pretending
that I dont

At least pretend to leave me alone
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Pretynd
- Friday, June 04, 2004 at 12:57:03 (PDT)


The Girl I Love

The Girl I Love is You
so what do you suggest I do
always playing a part
that was not meant for you
I give You all my heart
and am glad You are so cool
and put these words together
cause the girl I love is You
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pretend I did.nt write this
- Friday, June 04, 2004 at 10:11:49 (PDT)


Legalize it

live free
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:::
- Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 23:05:59 (PDT)


I only want to press my lips to yours
the thought infects me
spreads throughout my body
and is all I can see in my mind
when I am in your presence
I can clearly recall the way
your lips felt against my neck
and the way your teeth lightly
scraped against my flesh
I would give anything
to either replicate or
remove that memory
please help
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pretynd
- Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 11:49:11 (PDT)


After the big budget cut back Johnny F.N.Hollywood asked the bodyguards/first shift landscapers if they would'nt mind pulling a double shift and working third shift and first shift so that he could save the money he spent on partying with them on just partying with buttercups and himself.

The new lines "I uh, know why I love you but can not figure out why you even talk to me,no take two. ..... I know why I love you but do not know why you love me...no why do I love why don't I love me I love lust first and formost dank ass dankest ass this is not a drill three... four whatever....I know what I love about you,What was the answer?" worked much better for Johnny Hollywood than the previous lines of

"I like to listen to you bitch all the time,
I like to listen to you bitch all of the time" Johnny Hollywood said them over and over practicing the lines he wrote thinking that it was coming from an excelent script.

"Johnny F.N.Hollywood soon tired of the drama queen? Negative" Said the best mindfuck in existance.

Dr. Gail had Johnny Hollywood's brain stuck in the micrometer and was smacking it against the lab table again.
"What are you doing to the chauvinistic bastards brain" Asked Dr. Karen Crvenka

"I just wanted to see why he ditched Muff Muff" Said Dr. Gail as she spilled some of the Bertha medicated boxelder coffee on Johnny Hollywood's Brain.

"He did'nt really dump her he just woke up one day and did'nt want to shave,everybody knows that" Said Doctor Karen Cervenka as she rolled Johnny Hollywood's brain around in the cat box to make a nice breading and dropped it into the deep fryer.

"That outta stop him from charging albino escorts to Buffys credit card."Said Dr. Gail as she vacuumed the devil outta the lump of mush and reinstalled it upside down just for the heck of it.

Johnny F.N.Hollywood stood at the bar next to Honeypie
{She was too damn hot}. Johnny F.N.Hollywood kept thinking about bleach blonde lady police officers with the obligatory pony tail then he wondered if they might be able to assist him in electrocuting himself in one of those nice death machines if they had the nesicito access.
"I think my brains upside down" He told the only reason he wanted to live.
"Blog" Said Johnny F.N.Hollyweeds brain
as it looped non-sensical equations to the dreaded disco era.
on the three monitors Johnny Hollywoods thought pattern was the same.
Every level "Jessica wearing long black gloves"

"What the fuck is that about?" Ask Dr. Gail as she kind of flushed/ crammed Johnny Hollywoods brain down the bidet stopping it up.

"If it ain't broke" Said Doctor Karen Cervenka.
"Fix it 'til it is"Said Doctor Gail.

"No line dancing ladies, You seem a little to happy" Said the afternoon director "the wrong Jessica
(but a nice looking one at that}"

Just then Johnny Hollywoods half ass proof reader stormed into the room having another one of her urinary knipshins
she was spiting and drooling and bubbles were coming out of her mouth as she stained the carpet with her fatal retardation zone.
"Johnny Hollywood spelled his own gosh dawged name wrong" She said in broken hillbilly.

"His brain is upside down Ma'am" The Doctors told her in unisome.

On the screen the answer was in black and white
"It's all the same dreams,only with a better looking girl.
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""...>>:
- Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 11:00:24 (PDT)


hey d....., hey m..., its baby time for me
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Anonymous
- Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 07:03:20 (PDT)


"O.K. Johnny Hollywood you made sweet love to tina thirty seven times can we put the film in the camera now or do you have to practice again?" Asked this mornings director as she handed Johnny Hollywood an overfilled bong.

Johnny Hollywood could see the clouds move around Tina's angel wings and halo.

SMACK!! "Wake up Bastard" hollered Bertha into J.F.N.H's face as he awoke to a cruel inhuman world.

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:
- Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 04:13:05 (PDT)


Johnny Hollywood woke up wrong and took a 10-100
Then he called and ordered a nice oriental who played the electric violin as soon as he hung up the phone a tall blonde with a big ass showed up so he thought this must be the evil workings of the Cross tHreaded Lesbian Mafia Union.

"Your just paranoid Johnny Hollywood" Saide the upstairs maid almost beliveable
The trailer park was mad about Johnny Hollywoods excessive landscaping in the front of the Hollywood estate and asked him to please have his crews refrain from the midnight landscaping becasue the lights were shining into the nearby trailers and keeping the neighborhood complaining at each little meeting they had.Johnny Hollywood did'nt even know he had second and third shift landscapers but he did know that he had some bozo scouts from the worst record company in town following him around like they was the po po reporting every move he made back to somebody somewhere,but he did'nt care he could lose them if he wanted to but these police assisted bumbling buttfucks could be used as free public relations pawn tool tards if it was done correctly but Johnny Hollywood was to lazy to sign up on welfare let alone put two and two together and come up with a great plan like that but Johnny F.N. Hollywood always had good luck and a blueprintless plan just fell together the night he was trying to get it together with his inspiration who could have easily have got a free drink out of the deal by telling them Johnny Hollywood had secret plans of a new band called "satan cracker" even though he did not. "Don't give her any ideals,Johnny" a voice inside his head told him.
"Rub chicken all over her Johnny" the voice said again.
Johnny F.N. Hollywood thought it might make more sense to talk to someone other than the hungry little voice.

"Whys my sixth grade art teacher following us around Honeypie,Why's she know so much about me" Johnny Hollywood asked his lovely fiancee.

"She real underground Johnny not no bubblegum and since she knew you way back then she has had a file on you before any of these governments ever did" Said a super sonic Muff Muff.

"In the midst of Johnny Hollywoods lies he has caused undue stress and ilrepairable damage to his and his only reasons relationship" Said Doctor Gail into the crazy little micro-recorder that looked like a pen cap.

"I was fucking sleeping in a very big half full cat box, I had no gas, I had no money what so ever, I ran out of things to sell, I had to work the next day, My back hurt, The dog piss ate holes in my skin on my feets, Wait Wait I got another one I am sorry I have issues,I am now sucidial" Johnny Hollywood told the girl that had J.F.N.H. by the censorballs and he was hurting.

Oh no shit he was back in the penaty box for this stunt and I don't think he wanted to marry anybody anymore not even if You gave him Tina in her birthday suit no wait a minute theres been a revision he says shes good to go.
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Hollywood
- Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 03:57:31 (PDT)


ok god how about
a nice

gibson s.g.
jessica k.
camaro with t-tops
a mars hall stack
big bucket of chicken
jessica k. some more
and then again
........................ ...............
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 23:11:43 (PDT)


Im not meant for that
Im not meant for what you think

and unchained unraveled
straight lines haywire
in the back of my brain's true best friend
and i fail to realize the lie in question

you were a passing of time
regret doubly mounted
royally split to smithereens
to hang with the remorse skeletons
there is no worse sound

than nothing at all
the void of your voice
lack of inflection
I wish God had never not given

everything I can't handle
what I couldn't have

everything I know I don't have
to know
everything I still don't have
the things not to be thankful for
selfish stupidity

I still hold hands with it


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worse than spray mount
- Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 20:25:02 (PDT)


He will be my dream
and everything I've ever hoped for

or nothing at all
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 17:43:17 (PDT)


no knock it offski
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 23:46:36 (PDT)


Miss Australia!???????????!!!!!!!!
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Eve
- Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 21:46:04 (PDT)


The past six days
magic has left me
breathless
and anticipating
I feel complete beside you
I feel whole in your hands
I feel happy if only to know you
I feel you drawing closer
I feel our pulse quicken
and I am reminded
Just because you feel it
doesnt mean its real
But sweet Lord I hope it is
and either way
thank-you for the last six days
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Pretynd
- Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 09:48:19 (PDT)


Bertha Mae rolled up onto the Hollywood estate like the spelling error police.
Her Hummer sparkling like a diamond bracelet in the morning sun.
She did a nice lawn job across the sod Harpon Marx had just laid upsetting the rest of the landscapers in the front and they began a little display of a half ass revolution.
Johnny Hollywood was just about to call the union on them guys when the lunch truck lady pulled around the corner and Johnny Hollywood was front and center with his "I was born on a lunch truck" lies.

"Come on Johnny F.N. Hollywood lets go win this gas war." Said Bertha into the hidden microphone on the dogs collar.

"Come on Bertha baby, I was planning to stay home and play my giutar today,If you wanted me to go fight the war with you should'nt you have given me a little bit of a notice" Said Johnny F.N. Hollywood tring to hide the fact that he really did'nt want to go to war that morning because his navigational system was set on Tina and it was recieving a faint reading meaning she was within fifteen miles and if she was lit up enough this would be the perfect time to go pick out rings
He could talk her into this cheapest thing they had {since it was going to the pawn shop soon anyway" Line of thinking.

Well Johnny Hollywood was wrong and rode shotgun in the hummer all day for nothing because with the little bit of gas money Bertha had they could'nt find a war but they did try to get the secret donut reciepe from the fat greasy guy over yonder with no prevail.
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:
- Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 08:32:01 (PDT)


I'll accept the sacrafice.
Come on Muff Muff lets get you some accoustic cheese
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:
- Monday, May 31, 2004 at 22:32:05 (PDT)


I accept the sacrafice
Come on Muff Muff lets get a room
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 31, 2004 at 00:06:28 (PDT)


Heartless Core

Johnny Hollywood played his waterproof guitar as Satan crawled underneath his plateau in the form of electric conducting snakes in an assaination attempt on J.F.N.H. using the open heavens electricity and sewage.
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::
- Monday, May 31, 2004 at 00:00:12 (PDT)




I am the scenery in her cartoon
she is running past me
I don't move at all
She changes slightly
She is gone
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:
- Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 23:36:12 (PDT)


sweet and juicy
you don't know what you're missing
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Anonymous
- Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 21:29:43 (PDT)


"I Wanna Do My Life Coach Weee!!"

Featuring Johnny F.N. Hollywood

"Theres a reporter back in coach who just gave me an eight ball to talk to you" Said the upstairs maid looking early french slut.


Just then Doctor Karen Cervenka burst thru the door wearing a bullet proof scratch and sniff thong and a cape.

"Who do you think you are?" She yelled at Doctor Gail,"Playing God with Johnny Hollywoods brain,You know you can not erase Tina from his brain and you took it out and was sanding it down like it was a pinewood derby project" Doctor Karen Cervenka seemed to be venting as she pulled out her sword and the keys to her Benz fell to the floor.It was to late to place a bet because the Cat fight was on.The fencing became vicious and Doctor Gail ripped a hole in the cabin wall with her nine iron and the plane started to spin in a down ward.
Johnny F.N. Hollywood had no litigation problems with the people at disney, it was his Chinese honeybabe that was mad at them and he did'nt have a clue why,but He did remember once Bugs Bunny was in this same predictiment and the plane ran out of gas just before hitting the ground "Look at the gas gauge its not going to happen Johnny Hollywood" said Doctor Gail as she gave him this months bill.

"Forget about it,Time to bail" Johnny Hollywood said since he was'nt Tera Reid or living in a cartoon.

"Were going to die Johnny Hollywood" Cried the reporter for the Cross Threaded Times.
"At least I got to ride in a tow truck with the Worlds Most Beautiful Tow Truck Driver before I died" Thought Johnny F.N.Hollywood as he closed his eyes tight and prayed to a girl that would'nt even speak to him anymore.
Johnny Hollywood opened his eyes and he was at the crossroads.
It was empty and someone somewhere was calling one of his names.


Johnny Hollywood had few rules to his life
but one of them was "Not the Cinnamon Girl,just say No to the Cinnamon Girl"
Big red circle with a line thru it.

"He obviously was stabbed in the back once to many times,Is she a whorecop too? Thus giving him the Whore cop blues" Said the false Bertha

"Wait a minute,Thats Sister Christian not Bertha" Johnny Hollywood said as he got ready to wrastle her once and for all for the Title to the Blazer"

"Johnny Hollywood theres bad news,Bertha done got gone.
The aliens in outter space took her, look at these arieal photos of the crop circles just outside of the fields Sweet Bertha normly worked" Said the reporter for the Cross Threaded Times.

"Your talking to a bot Johnny Hollywood" said the green haired biology student, a little to warm for Johnny Hollywood to face death with which depressed the censorshit out of him because he would rather die somewhere next to Tina right now and with his brain on three screens at all times not only was he going to die he was wrong and in trouble with your honeyness.

Johnny F.N.Hollywood spent many nights and days in the hole.
"How do you like solitary confinment Johnny Hollywood?"
Asked the caseworker he rode into town on, most likely He was trying to get some of her seven welfare checks.
God dangled Johnny Hollywood from his feet above the bottomless pits of hell,Johnny Hollywood could see the mammoth mountian women ready to eat anything that landed inside the political arena.

Inside the hole,The box

"I don't really care,I like it better this way more reclusive,Its just you never know if its a plate of maggotts or a gosh dawgged happy meal they slide under the door" Johnny Hollywood laughed,Thinking Buttercups was right now on her way to bust him outta there.


Closer to the ground the plane spun as lightning lit up the grey clouds like a late seventys waste of film.

The cross roads spoke to Johnny Hollywood.
"We don't take requests Hollywood,You get what you are delt"
"So thats why I never got Jessica?" Johnny fn Hollywood mumbled with a slight hankering for a barefoot pizza maker instead.

"Your not doing that little tramp from scenery and costumes are you?" asked the clamp on lug nuts one and two.

The entire jury looked mean and hard at Johnny Hollywood.

"What a landscaper? I think not" replied a true bluesman.

Johnny Hollywood took the cult down to the pawn shop and traded them in for six cases of the bootleg milk of crack whore that he personally sold to them to begin with,falseifieng the serial numbers on the mason jars so that everything would be kosher.

The real pisser was when Paul Newman's offices called the Hollywood estate to try and buy the reciepe for the Milk of Crack Whore but as we all know the Feds done took Johnny Hollywoods favorite Crack Whore and any other crack whores milk would not have the same flavor and most likely taste nasty so now not only did Mr. Hollywood have a bounty out for his favorite all time crack whore others were looking for her too.

"Hes not a sellout,Hes not a pimp He's looking for her strictninely for his own enjoyment" Said Johnny Hollywoods award winning landscaper still mad about the earlier dig on ladies in landscaping.

"And I'm sorry too" Said Johnny F.N.Hollywood.

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"""::::
- Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 18:05:08 (PDT)


The angel in the cross roads had the blonde ponytail,beautiful white wings and a bunnytail,but she knew not to mix it with Johnny F N Hollywwwd because he wrote the devils words.
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: : ;
- Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 07:55:10 (PDT)


Johnny Hollywood worked thru the night tunneling his way out of the penaty box only to find himself farther down deeper in
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::
- Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 02:07:52 (PDT)


Technical Diffaculty

"No Johnny F.N. Hollywood I do not believe that changing your name to Travis Gonzellaz would make a bit of differance to muff muff even if you could spell it,If you have made her angry than its on you,dude You fucked up somewhere and I have a little thereoy about you always doing that too, its um, I think you mess up often because,No you messed it up backtrack and figure out what made your hot little fiancee so upset did'nt you rub her feet?" Asked Dr. Gail in a slight feces seizure.

Johnny Albino Sniffer Hollywood tried to think of anything he did wrong and drew a blank, A joker from another deck.
"Go ask Yoko,when shes ten feet tall" played in his head.

Security was intense.
A black widow spider crawled out of the well and the Cat Box monkey sallowed it whole.

Johnny Hollywood needed extra money so he bought out a couple of nearby cults and sold them from almost twice as much.
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::
- Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 02:01:18 (PDT)


"Something Needs To Die"

Satan was already at the crossroads with two violinists.
He told Johnny F.N.Hollywood that he had the right spell on the wrong girl and if Johnny Hollywood would
write new spells all the day and night he would be able to refianance his soul for the fifth time.
cold pain inside
"You have no power over me"
felt the failures attact and could see the face
this means nothing you are weak and have no power over me.

"Pawns, It is not your oppenent this time , It is still the one you truely had the heat for while you have made the choice
it will not fade, You know what to do." Said the nameless gypsy

"I will not asorb the sickness" Johnny Hollywood said.

radio garble

"You can't go out with the Presidents daughter" Said Doctor Gail as she tried to make fun of Johnny Hollywoods prissy little mexican honey.

"Change the channel, Daddy" Said Crazy Linda as she text messaged the neighbors in charge of tracking all computer movement inside the new improved government issue crack whore stunt double's brains hard drive,
like they was colombo and hutch over there.

Johnny Hollywood did'nt give a fuck, He started a new spell on a different Goddess,Only he chose a lesser value weaker power.A mortal very beautiful to erase or replace the delicous mistake,impossible.
The flames burned in thin black air inside the crossroads
"Satan,your wasting my time" Johnny Hollywood said as he laid his words to waste.
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Anonymous
- Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 01:33:24 (PDT)


"The ballad of shit bag doggy & the urinary sediment collection"

Urine inhalation
from a liquid to a gas
into the lungs
replace the oxygen
the answer to all lifes problems
its the right thing to do
your an asshole
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Anonymous
- Saturday, May 29, 2004 at 23:02:33 (PDT)


acute maxillary sinusitis
coupled with TMJ

and you could'nt even hold my hand

bastard
I'll remember
never to date anyone who's name starts with a "D"

or to talk to anyone
WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HE WANTS
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All for nothing
- Saturday, May 29, 2004 at 22:17:30 (PDT)


The River

She has not a heart
I can fix that
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.
- Saturday, May 29, 2004 at 19:13:05 (PDT)


Her throat so warm
taste the erotic passion
if a thousand hearts have been fooled
then mine will not die alone
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:
- Saturday, May 29, 2004 at 14:40:11 (PDT)


bout damn near 37 womens over yonder
claiming to be Eve which one is you is?
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Anonymous
- Saturday, May 29, 2004 at 10:27:12 (PDT)


Johnny F.N.Hollywood thought.....

It was only a game of cat and mouse
just a joke how could she be serious
he loved her guts.

She sat on her throne
a high maintance fiesty one at that but worth it

"Into the dungeon Travis" She ordered.
The guards siezed him

She used his birth name "Can she do that?" He asked
this was real she must be pissed
of coarse he was wrong and could'nt spell
but what the fuck was up? Could this mean they would not breed?

The devil was visible in the garden.
There was no move to be made without losing a valuable playing piece it was a long shot but there was an opening a straight line down the fretboard he could try for

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:: ::
- Friday, May 28, 2004 at 16:55:01 (PDT)


"Stay in the penaty box bastard!"

Go back to the penaty box Johnny F.N. Hollywood
Said the dream Yoko

Johnny Hollywood was planning another escape attempt tunneling out of the penaty box.

Putting the High Priestess in any attemptive form of check was not going to work and Johnny F.N. Hollywood knew he needed some kind of outside help on the honeypie deluxe.

A double dose of the black magic on the dankest ass in the midwest now that Jessica was disqualified would be in order but with the second guitar players constant hex attempts on Mr. Hollywood coupled together with the depleted supply of magical coca milk of crack whore, Johnny Hollywood had very little energy to play with but this was an emergency if he every wanted to woo Yoko on the hood of a boxster in an nice moon lit setting he had to draw a card higher than the devils dictionary.

"Not a problem" Said the fun loving Johnny F.N. Hollywood
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::
- Friday, May 28, 2004 at 12:35:35 (PDT)


"1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Nine"

Just when Johnny Hollywood "World Champion Albino Sniffer" thought all the smoke had cleared and things could'nt get worse
and since it was his B day,well not his B-day but the birthdate on one of his fake I.D.'s he bought from the pigs and had to use to throw off the fans as to his whereabouts.He thought a little celebration was in order,So there he was caught red handed and white moustached down in the fall out shelter with his entire stash of mason jars full of the coca milk of crack whore He was taking a little more than a little B-Day nip of the high poentency milk of crack whore

"The Taxman was the one who found You Mr. Hollywood but this is bigger than that" Said the Judge who had Johnny F.N. Hollywoods lugnuts in a vice and things were'nt getting better.

"It was strickly for my own enjoyment"Johnny F.N. Hollywood told the mind in charge of the seven false medias.

"We can call it a movie about the making of the making of Johnny F.N.Hollywwods life" Said the original Bertha.

Johnny F.N. Hollywood woke up and both lugnuts one and two were so sorry they offered to do public service
out on the side of the highway picking up garbage.
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- Friday, May 28, 2004 at 12:19:49 (PDT)


The river of shit


The inspectors showed up a little sooner than expected
shure the license to run a cult was up to date and hanging on the wall all nice and straight
all the weapons were in order.
and dizzy had a dazed look in her eyes

So they could'nt get him on any thing there.
but because Johnny F.N. Hollywood was homeless he was causing the unknown number of his cult members to be homeless as a result of his apathetic reasoning.
So they issued him a citation for that fuck up but it could be worse right Johnny? You could be making fucking candles in P ennsivaina.

taps
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:
- Friday, May 28, 2004 at 11:58:37 (PDT)


http://www.pandorapads.com/

come baby its only tush wipes
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Anonymous
- Friday, May 28, 2004 at 08:44:09 (PDT)


guess ya knowed i was just over to the webpage...


http://www.pandor apads.com/
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Anonymous
- Friday, May 28, 2004 at 08:42:28 (PDT)


Johnny F.N.Hollywood woke up and God had pissed on his parade.

The Taxman was at the door and as soon as Johnny Hollywood let him in they took Johnny Hollywoods most prized posession,his favorite crack whore.

"Thats all he had,We could'nt let him keep it,he looked to damn happy." said the Taxman.
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- Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 20:45:47 (PDT)


"Come on Muff Muff we're not having a domestic
you know I love you so,God I know you know"
Johnny Hollywood wrote on a coca leaf and forced it into a Bertha Meds medication bottle and threw it into pure shit water on the east side of the island as soon as the tide started to go out.

Johnny F.N.Hollywood did'nt care if it rained or shined.He was so depressed he had the blues.
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- Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 20:38:37 (PDT)


Johnny F.N. Hollywood {Wanna be Albino Sniffer}
woke up wrong.


"Johnny fucking tardsalotski you ain't right
day or night,You don't give no whore flowers,Its bugs and dirt,ain't she got enough of that in her life? You gotta get her something nice and clean like some pure uncut lines" Said Dr. Gails substitute marriage consoler{since Dr. Gail was out with the flu}
as she whipped the two dozen roses at the light house chess board.
"Shakespereski? Well you reckon she dig the poetry I wrote her?" Asked Johnny Hollywood before he went on to give a live poetry reading amidst the Thomas Kincaid collection that sweet Dr. Gail took much pride in.

"I's in love with this honey
her name begins with a T
everytime I start to think about
the way she gave me spell-getti
I know I's in love with this honey
there could never be another one so sweet
whats more important than money
having her under me?"

"Thats not underground" said the leader of the cross threaded lesbian mafia union who so obviously was suffering from penis envoy.

"No No No, Cut!! " yelled todays acting director of Johnny Hollywoods waste of time of a life.

"Shut yer nasty rust hole biotch" Cried Big Roxy Johnny F.N. Hollywood's mean and hungry Manager.

The Cat fight began and Johnny Hollywood bet everything on his manager,took the winnings and bought
a nice white wedding dress to fit the lovely albino substitute {Olivia's stunt double} Super Hot Tina.

"You spent fifty five hundred dollars on that thats crazy" said muff muff.

Johnny Hollywood was in some deep shit with Yoko now
so deep that he climbed on top of the furniture and broke into the usual "Baby Please don't go"
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- Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 14:20:27 (PDT)


Even though he's not mine
please
please
dont take him from me
he is everything I dont have
and the only thing you dont
please let me keep him
and if not him
please
please
let me keep
his illusion


Dear Lord I think I know how Dolly Parton
felt when she wrote Jolean
not really though
if I had some of her tits
on me
I wouldnt have such a problem
with you
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Pretynd
- Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 11:20:15 (PDT)


I loves my favorite crack whore
shes the one for me
when I think about her I even forget my A B C's
I loves my favorite crack whore
shes looking better than the rest
when I go to sleep at night
I dream about the little mole on her left breast
I loves my favorite crack whore the only love I need
can't you see I love you even if you bleed
* 'bout damn near 'nuff to breed

Everybody
Chorus
He loves his crack whore
Yes that his favorite crackwhore
You can see its love
a love that will never die

He loves his crack whore
shes such a sexy girl
shes the only crack whore in his eyes
and in this crack whore he believes

I loves my favorite crack whore
want to take her to the pudding wrestleing
I loves my favorite crack whore
I can make her clean

I loves my favorite crack whore
I don't care what this means
I already lied and told her I got her roses
and she gave me spell-getti
its easy to look at those toes and her blonde cat box dream and see
shes the only crack whore I could ever need
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- Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 09:04:37 (PDT)


Johnny F.N. {Albnio Sniffer} Hollywood woke up and took a power piss.

He could see Bertha on the screen of the security cameras looking like a country music video in her
over alls and barefeets cleaning the horse stalls just shoveling the dookie.



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":::
- Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 08:44:44 (PDT)


"So Sad, Only if He Knew How to Spell", vol. VII
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 15:50:32 (PDT)


Johnny Hollywood woke up and took a piss.


Only then was the new security system installed
so that ghosts would not be able to sleep with him anymore.



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- Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 05:41:28 (PDT)



"Angel in the crossroads at twelve o'clock"

Johnny Hollywood's new manager ate all the chicken legs and wings and breasts leaving only undetectable oieces that tasted like fish,then she told him that he would not be alloweed to continue to overuse his name in his fictious biography and would not be eligible for the world record book of the same name bieng in a book.

"The script done got gone" the moist hillbilly said over the Bogen intercom.

"Radio radio radio computer computer pink floydianisms the wall whos the hottest Yoko after all?"Asked the evil Gypsy {Who was shit hot herself }
"What no viks" asked The cross threaded Lesbian mafia as they made Johnny Hollywood carry the cross thru town

The towns people carried signs that said "ban the abuse of dairy products for wooing purposes"

"How did they know and did they also know he was looking for a nice boxster to woo your mama on the hood of in the rain at dinnertime without utilitizing garlic bread or a garlic bread substitute?" Johnny 2times Hollywood thought on the first screen and he thought "Jessica sleepage" on levels two and three

"Is there another plateu?" Asked Gods Girl as the bongwater burned her soul

"Your crazy Johnny Hollywood" Said the fiesty pizza maker.
"Bad search engine Bad No No": Said the barefoot and pregent welfare recieptant


He did'nt care he said "Fuck it I'll carry it to Oklahoma if you told me Olivia was really there."

"All thats there is walmarts and Merle Haggard's Music, Johnny" said the nasty troll that lives in a hollow log

bulldyke number two stood up and made a piece offering to Mr. Hollywood


The E chord

Johnny F.N.Hollywood's imaginary invisible fans will live homeless because johnny hollywood is homeless and in addition to Johnny Hollywood bieng homeless he was in denial about bieng homeless and crazier than dogshit
not only was he delusional his thought pratterns were erratic
"I thought they did'nt make Liquid anymore" Dr. Gail said heistantly
"Wheres my groucho shades?" asked the cartoon of lisettes brain.
"out of his element" said the virgin slut rocket scientist
and therefore could not tell the crazy obsessed fans that wanted to UH HUH SEE
Cut you cant have a virgin slut rocket scientist in the movie Johnny it just is not proper" Said the new director of Johnny Hollywoods life.
Wait a minute its my script "I wrote it"
and he lived it said god not wearing the birthday siut Travis requested her to wear.
The new director looked suspicouly like the old and very first self appointed manager and all of a sudden Johnny Hollywood was'nt doing likes of freckled waitress' and thier was no bunny tails and blonde versus bleach blonde revalations for Mr. Johnny Hollywood now there was fat ugly biotches and scenes where Johnny Hollywood was some heffers house boy but Johnny Hollywood could'nt complain much because he threw away the script way back when and it was what ever happens happens bertha meds induced coma of retardation
the only constant was that the script needed actress whether or not she was one hundred or three hundred pounds was up to the director which is why a lot of people say the Johnny Hollywood did commit suicide was because he lost control of the script of his life and already during that life previously he had document evidence that he had paid his dues with fat ugly bitches and just when it was understood satan reared her ugly head.
Johnny Hollywood was again bieng manipulated the puppet master making no sense
in direction just random attacks at sainity radom bitchings to soundtrack the insanity.
Johnny Hollywood was even more pissed when the new director said the script is supposed to suck as an non-art of art protest against sell outs until they pay

"Contradiction" Said the girl who asked to be wrote in

"Your homeless Johnny Hollytard, you cant afford imaginary fans even if they are invisible and you talk of underground, Do you know what it costs to insure imaginary invisible fans Johnny Hollywood" gail the doctor of love reminded him he was homeless three more times while adjusting her new kincaid on the freshly paint office wall
Johnny Hollywood dug thru Dr. Gails garbage can looking for alumimn cans
Shure Johnny had more fans coming but for no reason I mean he was a lousy landscaper,a shitty guitar player he was'nt even a plumber the crowd heckled.

The wiccan tree people did wellbecause they could live in the trees with that crazy tree magic ,but the others were just as homeless as hopeless Johnny Hollywood and he just kept inviting more groupies to live nowhere hr tried to sleep on the "L" but when the train stopped they wantedeveryone to wake up

but thats not how JFNH wanted it you see he always wanted to take care of all the fans
like the stories he heard about the beach boys jan and dean and the manson family
only with out the "pocket full of shells"

If jfnhollywood had it his way he would live in space with honeypie hot hot hot Yoko where he could practice with out bieng interupted or stopped by the
music haters

red dog red dog its going down over
red dog red dog
its going down over

"SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING BLAH THAT RELATES TO NOTHING"
Said the voices in the crack whores head.


"Freebird Freebird! Freebird Freebird!
Reverb Reverb! Reverb Reverb!"
Said her cellmate for the week


After a few drinks
Johnny Hollwood told his little honey he was thinking about her on every level
of his brain.

The next morning the company had the front of the Johnny Hollywood brain on three different screens.covering each level.
The fastest Yoko around I mean its a hundred miles an hour if its anything
could now see JFNH's thoughts were scrambled
He had no where to go and stuck the barrel to his brain
and pulled the trigger.
The End.

"Zip guns are'nt zip guns when you make them outta coverts Johnny Hollywood"
said gail trying to hide the fact that Johnny Hollywood had angered the fucking pollocks to the point where they were spitting mad but not enough to would've or could have shaved it.

"Bitch bitch bitch,I'm dead and I still gotta listen to you bitch" Johnny F.N. Hollywood said on just another easter morning in may."Nice body
To bad about the face" the navigational system went off "Down boy" Said JfnH's brain

"Good night Johnboy" said the Bertha meds.

"generic barbies are real?" asked the lords overlysaturaited sanitary napkin
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- Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 22:42:43 (PDT)


well i'm over her or you
whoever we are
sell that
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 20:31:54 (PDT)


"Upon further inspection,it is plain to see that this girl is not albino "
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- Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 14:46:07 (PDT)


brain needs more imput
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 21:38:05 (PDT)


I'm not sure what you expect me to do with this

in the palm of my hand

you've shown me everything and taken it away
I breathe and shake my head
such trust
guilt for loving
disgenerous to a fault
in the name of my disgrace

I want more
and who the hell on the face of this green earth will indulge me
if at all the thought has crossed you

break
break through

you and her

my ventricles crumple at the thought

I don't understand




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Eve
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 00:52:55 (PDT)


No, no, no...see...
*You* made my d ay
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Eve
- Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 19:53:45 (PDT)



Acid face waste


faceless

edits

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- Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 01:56:36 (PDT)


"Sonnet for a Crack Whore"

Nothing like the crack ho's toes
you know I lied and bought her roses
the angelic looking high tempature overdose I told
'bout right now her I'd lust to hold
maybe I should have
I should have known
when I seen her cat box was really gold.
Nothing like the crack ho's eyes
'ceptin' for maybe her sweet thieghs
this is certian-ly not a lie
I should have tried and made her mine
Nothing like the crack ho's kiss
warm and hot its like this
something I will always miss
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- Saturday, May 22, 2004 at 13:23:26 (PDT)


Meant for each other

The bertha medicatcion had no refill
but before the bottle became completely empty.
"What is this a morman candle party?"
was that the devil?
Like a ho needs a pimp the sloppy seconds libarian with vericose neck veins and crack sores all over her face caught the bouquet and the world did'nt stop.

There was no one song to tie the broken hearts together
and the hitmen and cleaners look just like the police
clean the walls with blood.

No one boiled water
no one tore up sheets
no one sent out invitations to the bridal shower
and all the gifts were garbage picked from the dumpster she was born in or else they were shop lifted
by non-violent welfare recieptiants

Miss pussyspank marched by with a sign protesting
the furless crop circles in the heffers rust hole ka-bush drainage system with lrss than oridianary horticulture
"Nuke plants help them hillbillies brains work fast"
said the most annoying voice "ka-douche"
she had nothing good hid in her shirt
and the barrel of her gun needed cleaning

Sweet bertha fluffed her wings and climbed down off the air conditioned John Deere tractor and squatted over the ground hog hole and shit out a niglet.
"I'll be by your side" yelled Sod buster as he came running across the corn field just a little to late
yes he had a nice hub cap to catch it in
yes he was late because it took him to long to steal a nice enough hubcap for the rusted coat hanger abortion south side baby jesus to land in
yes the town elders thought that to be grand of him
sodbuster to support Bertha in between those monthly welfare checks and after those long nights of ho'in for rock whose kids are they anyway Bertha even questioned.

"The State's!" said the nicest caseworker you ever hoped to see.

"Underwater welding? Can't ya all just braze these four coat hangers together in case its twin niglets?"
Asked the whorecop undercover angel as she hid behind the door frame peaking around slowly with her bed pan drawn and ready,wearing rubber gloves she tossed her police issue pony tail,just another badge number with a nice dental plan.

laying in a river of puke
and the stench of piss
the troll that lives under the house
with the malfunctioning hard drive for a melted brain

never thought of clicking her shit covered spurs and heels together.

Inside the Musuem of Cat Box History
they studied the beginning of the Cat Box time line
and he learned to wipe the rim of the toilet afterwards so she would shut the fuck up but he still would'nt fetch no tampoons from the liquor store when she had a request.

"No muss no fuss Cat Box abortions" said the license plate on the mobile Cat Box time machine.
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I'll fix it
- Saturday, May 22, 2004 at 13:12:58 (PDT)


Meant for each other

The bertha medicatcion had no refill
but before the bottle became completely empty
what is this a morman candle party?

The sloppy seconds libarian with vericose neck veins and crack sores all over her face caught the bouquet
and the world did'nt stop

There was no one song to tie the broken hearts together
and hitmen and cleaners look just like the police

No one boiled water
no one tore up sheets
no one sent out invitations to the bridal shower
and all the gifts were garbage picked she was born in or else they were shop lifted
by non-violent welfare recieptiants

Miss pussyspank marched by with a sign protesting
the crop circles in the heffers rust hole ka-bush
"Nuke plants help them hillbillies brains work fast"
said the most annoying voice "ka-douche"
she had nothing good hid in her shirt
and the barrel of her gun needed cleaning

Sweet bertha fluffed her wings and climbed down off the air conditioned John Deere tractor and squatted over the ground hog hole and shit out a niglet.

Sod buster came running across the corn field just a little to late
yes he had a nice hub cap to catch it in
yes he was late because it took him to long to steal a nice enough hubcap for the rusted coat hanger abortion south side baby jesus to land in
yes the town elders thought that to be grand of him
sodbuster to support Bertha in between those monthly welfare checks and after those long nights of ho'in for rock whose kids are they anyway Bertha even questioned.

"The States!" said the nicest caseworker you ever hoped to see.

"underwater welding? Can't ya all just braze these four coat hangers together in case its twin niglets?"
Asked the whorecop undercover angel as she hid behind the door frame peaking around slowly with her bed pan drawn and ready,wearing rubber gloves she tossed her police issue pony tail,just another badge number with a nice dental plan.

laying in a river of puke
and the stench of piss
the troll that lives under the house
with the malfunctioning hard drive for a melted brain

never thought of clicking her shit covered spurs and heels together.

Inside the musuem of Cat Box History
they studied the beginning of the cat box time line
and he learned to wipe the rim of the toilet afterwards so she would shut the fuck up but he still would'nt fetch no tampoons from the liquor store when she had a request.
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- Friday, May 21, 2004 at 23:45:40 (PDT)


Search for "Jessica's belly"
enter

The S.S. World Wide Cat Box was leaving port
the mouse in the rusted wheel started running around and around the wheel squeaked the anchor started to raise out of the sewage canal slowly pulling clumps of sea weed up with it.
Bertha the mermaid rode on it like she was at the waterpark.
Captian tardzilla put on his dark goggles and waved goodbye to the party onboard the S.S. Popup Window Virus

Take off!!!

The wheel turned and squeaked
sparks flew from inside
grind grind scrape
we have lift off
into the atmosphereic haze of the shitternet.
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- Friday, May 21, 2004 at 11:20:33 (PDT)


Ok so all I gotta do is type what I want in here and the cult finds it for me or the police stop me from getting the requests and either way my hot yoko gets mad about it and inflects pain upon my soul
and under no circumstances do I get to woo Miss 2004, Is that correct?
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- Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 16:48:35 (PDT)


There was no medicated coffee when Travis got to heaven
just white fog
so thick all around
clouds
turning into two giant american flags
one on each side of him and the credits below read

"American Landscaper Travis Ray Cole"


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- Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 13:43:54 (PDT)


mysterious thought
from a distant feeling
mixed with insight
and purpose for unknown reason
kept me up at night
i wonder why
it was so ple asing
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zbert
- Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 18:44:17 (PDT)


I did'nt mean to break your little shit stain of a heart

but it sucks to love you

I did'nt mean to break that little shit stain of a heart

theres no other like you

so you know I did'nt want to
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 08:46:50 (PDT)


Johnny Hollywood woke up in the morning and took a piss

He was still wearing his "Official Albino Sniffer" Tee shirt.
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- Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 08:09:41 (PDT)


so much pain so much anguish is what i have caused. All because I lusted for a friend and know sit hear all alone with no where to go no one to hold. empty thoughts go through my head as i start to ask myself why... ollin-mixco atl
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ollin- mixcoatl
- Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 01:59:23 (PDT)


so much pain so much anguish is what i have caused. All because I lusted for a friend and know sit hear all alone with no where to go no one to hold. empty thoughts go through my head as i start to ask myself why... ollin-mixco atl
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ollin- mixcoatl
- Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 01:58:57 (PDT)


You Truely Are An S.G.

electric
Smooth curves beautifully rounded
devil horns
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- Monday, May 17, 2004 at 04:24:10 (PDT)


The scene closes with Johnny Albino Sniffer Hollywood telling a girl of great cakes magnitude and art,
that he "Was not using other womens for inspiration".



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: :::::::::::::::<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

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- Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 16:30:53 (PDT)


The scene opens with Johnny Albino Sniffer Hollywood telling a girl of great cakes magnitude and art,
that he "Was not using other womens for i nspiration".
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- Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 16:28:21 (PDT)


Johnny Albino Sniffer Hollywood showed up late for band pratice for the third time in a row with a note from his crack whore stating....
"Please excuse Johnny Albino Sniffer Hollywood from band practice today because he was up all night smoking space with me, Thanks Again.
Johnny Albino Sniffer Hollywoods favorite microchipped crack whore.

"You expect us to belive this is real?, it says Johnny Albino Sniffer Hollywoods favorite microchipped crack whore?
Ha Ha how stupid do you think we are?If this document was even slightly real it would be noterized and the signature would say Johnny Albino Sniffer Hollywoods favorite government issue microchipped crack whore, GET THE FUCKSKI OUTTA HERE!"Said last seasons "Opie"into the open mic then he followed it with "Where are the Who-er's."

Johnny Hollywoods award winning landscaper was then quick to point out that the document had indeed been noterized with Johnny Hollywoods picking hands thumbprint of weed resin in the middle of the page and again at the bottom.
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- Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 16:24:51 (PDT)


Johnny Hollywood sat in the penalty box for what seemed like a life time he got caught double checking his microchipped government issue crack whore in an open atmosphere.

All he really knew was that he was WRONG.
It was no easy task loving an actress.

To make the time pass he sung prison and work songs

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- Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 16:07:55 (PDT)


The body guards were under strick instruction with no variables.It was a standard the bitch would have to meet or beat.Nothing less than Jessica could cross the line,one did almost slide thru because when you looked at her really very very again to the ten power nice ass You would and could easily think she was in fact Jessica but even after untold amounts of beer-sch
her face was indeed not but that was only because Yoko's spy girl was scoping on the entire scene ready to report back the secondary attemptage.

While and when it was without
the standard may change enough for a buttercups ate up with large ugliness to the point that she may think she could get with our hero who was then thinking suicide and masterbation would have to be a better soulmateski now that life had took a turn for the dark edge of the runway.

The courtroom was so far away on the left side of the brain while on the right side of the brain there was the two usual signals at all times the first one had curly hair and the second constant thought pattern
was an adventure where the bottom line was that
Johnny F.N.Hollywood was ready to legally change his name to "Johnny Albino Sniffer Hollywood".

Johnny Hollywoods brain edited itself just like he programmed it to do,but got locked up when it came to a fork in the road with the memory file playback repeating,"Thats why I love You" Johnny Hollywood said with no ideal what he was talking about.

"The replay button must be stuck"
He thought on the second level undetected by any and all thought monitors out today.
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- Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 15:51:52 (PDT)


"Higher Math"

The base station shut down both the government issue crack whores brain and Johnny Hollywoods.
The thought monitor and recievers froze and Johnny Hollywoods brains computer backed up to last night when he looked across the bar
the only thing the screen now said was "Theres a blonde at two O'Clock and shes a ten but its only one fifteen a.m ."
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- Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 12:06:57 (PDT)


Johnny F.N.Hollywood double checked the government issue crack whore and drew her attention
looking into her camera eye lens he told her
he loved her
she knew he did
he nibbled her lobes and distracted her so as he could
access her brains computer port
once inside the government issue crack whores minds vast computer port that was simutainously recieving thought signals from him he disconnected the direct soulmate line and searched her memory files for the imformation...search results for "immune system failure + a cheap medication to make the transition easier how to dog urine as a gas,lung conversion rejection,inhalation of dog urine modified oxygen" he typed into her electronic brain. red flags went up everywhere and the base station tried to shut down the government issue crack whores computer brain and when Johnny Hollywood stopped it in its tracks the base station then tried to make the government issue crack whores brain seduce Johnny Hollywood.

"Don't you love skinny no ass bitches Johnny Hollywood?" the government issue crack whores brain asked.

"You know I do" Said Johnny Hollywood "but we have got to come up with a plan to convert our lungs from breathing air to dog piss as a gas just in case there is a war and there is a shortage of coffee"

"Your just trying to confuse me Johnny Hollywood"
said the infamous crack whore of lily white beauty.

Johnny Hollywood was confused himself he loved Blonde and that would be the one thing that would stop him and his expiramental inventions.
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- Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 11:41:18 (PDT)


Johnny F.N.Hollywood double checked the government issue crack whore and drew her attention
looking into her camera eye lens he told her
he loved her
she knew he did
he nibbled her lobes and distracted her so as he could
access her brains computer port
once inside the government issue crack whores minds vast computer port that was simutainously recieving thought signals from him he disconnected the direct soulmate line and searched her memory files for the imformation...search results for "immune system failure + a cheap medication to make the transition easier how to dog urine as a gas,lung conversion rejection,inhalation of dog urine modified oxygen" he typed into her electronic brain. red flags went up everywhere and the base station tried to shut down the government issue crack whores computer brain and when Johnny Hollywood stopped it in its tracks the base station then tried to make the government issue crack whores brain seduce Johnny Hollywood.

"Don't you love skinny no ass bitches Johnny Hollywood?" the government issue crack whores brain asked.

"You know I do" Said Johnny Hollywood "but we have got to come up with a plan to convert our lungs from breathing air to dog piss as a gas just in case there is a war and there is a shotage of coffee"

"Your just trying to confuse me Johnny Hollywood"
said the infamous crack whore of lily white beauty.

Johnny Hollywood was confused himself he loved Blonde and that would be the one thing that would stop him and his expiramental inventions.
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- Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 11:40:43 (PDT)


I love a white girl
white as can be
I love a white girl
give her to me
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- Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 09:24:42 (PDT)


Johnny Hollywood looked right inbto the eyes of the fat ugly bitch and said "I like skinny no ass bitches"

it was art
it is art
it is all there is
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- Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 01:03:35 (PDT)


I love You

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- Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 16:34:33 (PDT)


a hundred pound actress
a ten in the light
all worn out on this dead life

gestpo tactics free and elude
gestpo tactics free and elude
gestpo tactics free and elude
jesus gots a law suit

arrest me arrest yourself
digging on a book about self help

church monkey church shoes
newly wired church shoes

gestpo tactics free and elude
gestpo tactics free and elude
gestpo tactics free and elude
jesus gots a law suit
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- Friday, May 14, 2004 at 17:53:38 (PDT)


"You can not sue Ellen Degeneris for stealing your jokes Johnny Hollywood,and if you could what would you get? She has everything tied up in a trust fund for the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union to get thier paws on and you have been beating a dead horse already in your daily battles against the aforementioned C.T.L.M.U. Just what does she have that you think your going to get thru litigation,Johnny Fucked Up Hollywood? JUST TELL ME THAT."Dr.Gail went on and on.

"Well, shes got Paula Abdual" Johnny Hollywood said slowly.

"Yeah but shes old and nasty now Johnny,forget about it" Said Gail in her wopski impressionist tone.

Johnny F.N.Hollywood's award winning landscaper and Harpo Marx look alike stood up and said "In Johnny Hollywoods defense I would like to point out that he DOES NOT battle the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union on a daily basis and as a matter of fact he is an honary member of the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union,And in addition to that fact where did you think Mr. Hollywoods upcoming wedding reception party was going to be located? Yep, he already has a deposit up to reserve the C.T.L.M.U. bingo hall for the hootenany festivities,now all he has to do is find a honeypie who is hot hot hot but yet crazy enough to say "I DO" when it comes to the ligalization of the rusty chain attachment"

"And thats why we are here today folks,Our intrest lies in the legalization alright, the legalization of hemp and all hemp products and in the old days our countries forefounders used to use hemp to feed the war horses during the times of war and my daddy used to even feed it to his horse" Said Johnny Hollywood.

"I wish I was a horse" said Bertha Mae

"I thought you look more like Carmen Diaz" Said Johnny Hollywoods psychcotheriapist as she winked at the original Bertha.

"Watch shes going to say "These puppies are real next,they all do"Harpo Marx whispered into Johnny Hollywoods ear.

"Get off me,theres hot bitches at twelve O'Clock" Said Johnny Hollywood trying to move away from the dirty immergrant pezzant.

Enter Special K with the cart of Bertha Medication
"Say AHHH, Johnny" she said as she pulled the trigger twice dosing Johnny into the Special K zone.

"Special Kaaaaatttt" Johnny Hollywood sno red.
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- Friday, May 14, 2004 at 10:23:31 (PDT)


A half ass decoloration of love

yes the leading lady is everything to me
and the generic stunt doubles are in the way
"get off the cat walk generic stunt doubles I repeat get off the cat walk generic stunt doubles,this is not a drill"

The stage almost naked
your love datefakefatesnowflakeswakeandbakeanything but can not be replaced uh huh
but I knew it was you
the script a bore only because I wrote it to be
feeling I know what the fuck I'm doing I'm gonna end up with you
if it takes to long I'll be there
we don't need to define apathy here
my love a constant
today we passed thru the crossroads where I first told you I love you and still I had the same thought the same feeling

words are words
except for the character transistion you under go

you love me you hate me
you are under my direction I am under your spell
that means nothing?
that means everything
every word I ever read was a path to you
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- Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 22:55:28 (PDT)


boring
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Anonymous
- Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 12:50:33 (PDT)


"The Cattle Prod Decendents of the disgusting Lord Christ A Motzaball Sundae"

You don't look like the drawing of yourself on the front page
Germ sausage of emotionless
air windtunnel toto moisture
inhalation of the animal urination
I made you fat with need
disovles
the voicebox
a lyrical stench a rough cure
happiness tomorrow
wheeze down the stench
linedance country puke pile
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- Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 07:01:55 (PDT)


orange or apple?
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Anonymous
- Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 06:16:46 (PDT)


HE BRINGS OUT THE JUICE

HIS SMELL IS PURE MAN
HIS LOOK IS SO DEVINE
HIS SMELL..SWEET AS WINE
ON MY PU**Y HE DOES OFTEN DINE
HIS ART IS THERE FOR ALL TO SEE
BUT THE JUICE IS ONLY FOR ME
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MS.
- Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 01:33:08 (PDT)


what did you think when you opened it up and it was a rock?
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 13:15:55 (PDT)


every room wired energy wasted on

As soon as Johnny Hollywood noticed that his evil X wife had the reins of the "Acidic Rodent" cult and had possesion of one high tempature hillbilly too,he aknowleged there was indeed a problem. Her and Yoko could have the band for all he cared as long as he got to keep the Mars Hall and still sleep with his guitard.
"But why does she get to keep the hillbilly?" Johnny F N Hollywood asked.
This obviously was no ordinary hillbilly.
But bieng a man J.F.N.Hollywood was still wrong.
So in a drunken stupior Johnny Hollywood tried to write a nice song for the hillbilly who done got gone, not knowing that she had went over to the townhall and applied for squatters rights to do her hillbilly like homesteading a midst the secret Johnny Hollywood bomb shelter.

"Them cameras everywhere is using up batteries and electicity" Said Johnny Hollywoods personal shopper/baglady the ghost of "Black Betty" who he found at the shelter.

The whorecops tried to pull the puppet strings
although they were not barbed wire Johnny Hollywood could feel thier presence.

It was a day to be repressed if there was truely no god why has'nt anyone proved it many Yoko's ago.

Shure someone needed to take the wheel so Johnny Hollywood could party and take time to stop and smell the crack whores because life is short.

"All I want is a nice bunny hop lap dance" Said Johnny Hollywood.

Maybe Johnny Hollywoods agent could stop barbie cueing
long enough to take him back down to the welfare office and he could select a nice generic bleach blonde with a niglet to feed or a couple of mesikins to be hoot hoot girls.

but today there was death on the schedule
someone must put shitlegs in the bottom of the river
someone must make the almighty sacrafice
someone had to play god
someone had to do the right thing
someone had to move the family out of the pile of shit god delt them for a playing hand

"Your going to need weights,Johnny Hollywood" said Harpo Marx Johnny Hollywoods award winning landscaper from a very respectable mail order bride outfit that supplied most of the Hollywood estates staff.

"Everybody calls her Harpo Marx,'cause thats who she looks like" Said Special K the "Marsha Brady" look alike/onboard nurse.
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- Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 07:48:59 (PDT)



The microburst sky opens the emptiness
bolts of electricity slice through the midnight cloak
staining the heavens with anger
destorying what has been
killing life in its way
no heart could beat forever
there is no song that can hold you
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- Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 05:40:23 (PDT)


Winner Winner Winner
KellyCakes
Miss May 2004
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- Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 13:28:51 (PDT)


Johnny F.N.Hollywood was securely held in place
as Dr. Gail Tried to reason with him,the lovely nurse vixon "Special K" shot the Bertha medicatcion into J.F.N.H.'s heart or where his heart would be if he had one,and the original Bertha herself pushed the button sending the extremely high voltage throughout Johnny Hollywoods body.
Johnny Hollywood yelled and cussed the C.T.L.M.U.
as he kicked and jerked and shook his head violently.

"What the fuck is wrong with him? Why won't he just accept delieverly?" asked the postal worker as she looked down at her uzi hoping to use it.

"He's a stubron ass" Said Special K as she double dosed him again and then blinded him with her glittering sweaty clevage.

Bertha Mae shocked J.F.N.H. once again and said
"You ordered a generic bleach blonde you son of a bitch now deal with it."

"He hates the name Kim and won't have anything to do with any bitch named Kim unless shes a doctor or something" Said Harpo Marx,Johnny F.N.Hollywoods award winning landscaper.

"You should just let him smell her or something"
Said the postal worker looking at her watch.

After a while Johnny Hollywood chilled out some and the let "Kim" into the labatory, Johnny Fuckin' Hollywood seen her and said "Jessica!!!"

"No, Johnny,its Kim." Said Bertha.

"Shut up bitch....Sign here Johnny Hollywood" said the postal worker in somewhat of a hurry.

Johnny Hollywoods navigational system kicked in,and he soon forgot tomorrow and he forgot about yesterday
as he signed Bon Scott's name on the paper.
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"""
- Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 10:13:17 (PDT)


Johnny F.N.Hollywood was securely held in place
as Dr. Gail Tried to reason with him,the lovely nurse vixon "Special K" shot the Bertha medicatcion into J.F.N.H.'s heart or where his heart would be if he had one,and the original Bertha herself pushed the button sending the extremely high voltage throughout Johnny Hollywoods body.
Johnny Hollywood yelled and cussed the C.T.L.M.U.
as he kicked and jerked and shook his head violently.

"What the fuck is wrong with him? Why won't he just accept delieverly?" asked the postal worker as she looked down at her uzi hoping to use it.

"He's a stubron ass" Said Special K as she double dosed him again and then blinded him with her glittering sweaty clevage.

Bertha Mae shocked J.F.N.H. once again and said
"You ordered a generic bleach blonde you son of a bitch now deal with it."

"He hates the name Kim and won't have anything to do with any bitch named Kim unless shes a doctor or something" Said Harpo Marx,Johnny F.N.Hollywoods award winning landscaper.

"You should just let him smell her or something"
Said the postal worker looking at her watch.

After a while Johnny Hollywood chilled out some and the let "Kim" into the labatory, Johnny Fuckin' Hollywood seen her and said "Jessica!!!"

"No, Johnny,its Kim." Said Bertha.

"Shut up bitch....Sign here Johnny Hollywood" said the postal worker in somewhat of a hurry.

Johnny Hollywoods navigational system kicked in,and he soon forgot tomorrow and he forgot about yesterday
as he signed Bon Scott's name on the paper.
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"""
- Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 10:13:14 (PDT)


"Love,Greed,Inspiration,Breathe"

When I look into your eyes
I see where I want to be
wrapped so far inside your heart
close to the heat the dream a pain like need
seeds of life ask not direction
like leaves turn,a jagged minute hand
asks only one thing of me
Where will I hide your heart
so I am the life it bleeds
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:::
- Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 05:49:08 (PDT)


"With"

Your eyes glow inside my heart
your the love I want to hold
a warmth from which I never want to part
tested by many loves before
not one could play the part
of what my heart needs

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Anonymous
- Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 04:50:45 (PDT)


Whom ever has a bunny tail
hot as the "L" trains third rail


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Anonymous
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 15:27:40 (PDT)


Dr. Gail had Johnny F.N.Hollywoods brain out and on the table again for the second time in eight days
the microchip made out of Gibson brand guitat parts
was not the problem as she first expected it to be.
She did detect another unauthorized thought signal transmitter that was sending a duplicate copy of his every thought to who ever was on that frequency but it was not causing the problem either.

Somehow he down loaded a virus into the hard drive in his brains computer and it was networking additional virus' from the government issue crack whores brains computer too.
When she did get Johnny F.N.Hollywoods brain to go solo again the only thought that would register was "BLOND" and after Dr. Gail took his brain out three more times that night it had not changed so she tossed it in the shitcan and called it a day.

Later that night the polish team of janitors came in and one of them found the brain of Johnny Francis Nicolas Hollywood and took it home and sent it back to the mother country of Janitorism where his family cooked it up like it was a nice corned beef and later they shit J.F.N.H.'s brain out into a big vase and J.F.N.H.'s brain grew back together molded together like a bonding as stong as our love then the GPS kicked in and the government could track it and sent some recuriut over to fetch it and then with a court order they made Dr. Gail put Johnny's brain right back in where it belong.

"Was it like heavenJohnny Hollywood,or was it like bieng in a comma?"Special "K" asked.
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:
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 15:26:00 (PDT)


it really is you

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Anonymous
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 08:37:02 (PDT)


"Thats an out and out lie,Satan is not a blonde" Johnny Hollywood preached to the past.
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- Sunday, May 09, 2004 at 17:18:33 (PDT)


Johnny Loserfuck Censorshit Hollywood
made a effortless attempt to become a real official like Taxi driver he rented the classic denero movie and imagined Miss 2002 to be his betsy but denero did'nt have any salad dressing on the market so there was no punch line there.
"I gotta be real" Said J.F.N.H.
and tried not to get anywhere near soap and water for thirty-one days and nights but on the third day the crack whore crust became a problem
and like snookums once told him to do..
He jumped into the cat box river
to try and get a rinse cycle going.
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- Sunday, May 09, 2004 at 17:14:14 (PDT)


"I can see long blonde hair and a nice bunny tail"
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- Sunday, May 09, 2004 at 14:33:56 (PDT)


"The special milk for the coffee
not just in the morning"? Thats what you want to name the boat?" asked the sign painter who was still half drunk from the night before.

Johnny Hollywood looked down at the ground and tried to figure out why his very favorite high class girl friend was mad that he wanted to marry a crack whore
and when he told he she could choose which crack whore he married she got even madder.
Johnny Hollywood woke up and the instructor was handing him a note to see the carrare consoler
He waited in the office bored out of his mind
The clock slowly moved
finally the wonderful bearer of good news called Johnny F.N.Hollywood in to the office
"What do you like,Johnny Hollywood?" she asked.

"I like blondes mostly sometimes bleach blondes"
Said Johnny FN Fasterski in a flash.

"well it looks like the only thing we got for you in that deptment,Johnny F.N.Hollywood would have to be Taxi driver, but since you bathe more than once a day and the prerequeistite for that job is that you do not bathe more than once every thirty days and you don't wear a towel on your head,and you still would have to gain two hundred pounds,but you do get to meet women and the good news is that women don't give a rats ass how ugly dude is as long as they get something outta the deal" said the libiarian looking carrear consoler.

"But I don't know how to spell,I mean when and how often do I get to play the guitar?" Asked Johnny Hollywood with great concern.

"No,theres no more guitar Johnny F.N.Hollywood and no more partying with your friends you must now put your nose to the grind stone.You asked a whacked god for a blonde or bleach blonde or red head or a girl that looks like Cassie and God hooked you up bro, now you might have to work the french fry machine to pay the bills but you'll meet lotsa mesikin senoritas that you like so much if you want entertainment pretend the grease pit is a mosh pit."

Johnny Hollywood dozed back off into the twight zone
he could see long blonde hair he could see bunny ears
he did'nt need the world around him.
He was falling hundreds of feet SLAMMMMMM he hit the pavement.

"Have you choosen which crack whore your going to marry" asked the enemy and lifetime sabatour.

"Which ever one gets cupcake the most-est jealose" J.F.N.H. said in his sleep while standing at attention

"Dismissed" said the joke of a consoler who harbors great mental conditions in the corners of her tard drive.

Johnny F.N.Hollywood went right home and piled all of his guitars in a haphazzard pile and started the bon fire

"Six strings or Blonde hair Johnny Hollywood asked the mirror as he felt a tug on the puppet strings like he was catching something a nibble a bite just a little more.
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:
- Sunday, May 09, 2004 at 10:52:25 (PDT)


Johnny F.N.Hollywood failed all of todays tests on purpose because he had doubt life would become better if he told them what they wanted to hear.

"Thats just laziness" he could hear from the distance.

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- Saturday, May 08, 2004 at 19:44:04 (PDT)


Johnny Hollywood could see the crossroads in the distance and he could see Satans red hair shining in the sun on the other side of the intersection he knew he would arrive at the crossroads before she would and he could see that she did not see him coming.

When Satan got to where Johnny Hollywood was standing she did'nt wanna kick it with J.F.N.H. for to long and acted as if he was stalking her sweet ass,which was a bogus call because he stopped stalking her a very long time before now and it was just fate that brought them both to the same crossroads at the same time and all this hype was brought to the script by the second guitar player who never brings anything else to the table as it were.

"All I ever wanted was to count your freckles."Johnny Hollywood said from inside the hole he crawled into to pray to die.

"I don't know how you got Miss 2002 to play the role of Satan, Johnny" said "Red Dog" the red and white generic strat-o-crapster that Johnny F.N.Hollywood never played anymore.

The voices echoed from the blonde heavens
Johnny was wrong and he was still wrong
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- Saturday, May 08, 2004 at 15:02:47 (PDT)


Johnny Hollywood went to the crossroads and the devil was already there waiting.

"I need a blood red Gibson S.G." Johnny F.N.Hollywood told Satan as he looked into her Hazel eyes.

"Your on the shitlist Johnny" The devil replied.

The trees in the garden rustled with the serpents

"I don't care,I dig pregenant chicks too." Johnny hollyweird said as he left the crossroads.
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- Saturday, May 08, 2004 at 14:46:37 (PDT)


Johnny F.N. Hollywood had to sit and listen to the same old obligatory "Magic is nothing to play with" speech and then the old gypsy bitch told J.F.N.H. that he had made a big mistake in the wording of the spell by saying forever or some variation of it.

Then the severe bitchings took a turn towards
"You can't just call the escort service and have them send out an anerexic blonde spell editor because they most certianly will be out of stock".
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- Saturday, May 08, 2004 at 12:49:08 (PDT)


Johnny Hollywood looked both ways for any sign of the girl he has the very potent love spell on and after he scanned the entire room for bugs,cameras,transmitting and recording devices he then said,
"I'm sorry,but when a hot blonde does a little bunny hop for me when I ask her if she knows how to tighten up lugnuts I am somehow moved"


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- Saturday, May 08, 2004 at 12:37:52 (PDT)


Johnny F.N.Hollywood got on the train and went three cars south to the far end of the third train car
where in the last seat on the left was the wrong red head he sat across from her not knowing the lovely freckled contestant was not you since you are only words and he read to her aloud..."

"Words Wasted On the Wrong Heart"
I only have your words
never a vision to connect the soul
with all the time in the world
how could I have known
looking into the wrong eyes
until your mind lets us go
words"

She looked at J.F.N.H. like he was crazy and he knew
he was born wrong.
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:
- Saturday, May 08, 2004 at 10:51:33 (PDT)


"Crack Whore Sprinkled With Rose Pedals"

Crack whore sprinkled with rose pedals
hide your needles in the sun
rusty coat hanger abortions
sell everything you love

Crack whore sprinkled with rose pedals
almost as pretty as a gun
its nothing betadyne won't cure
and your my only one

Crack whore sprinkled with rose pedals
the cat box surprise of love
nothing in this worlds gonna save us
when not even you give a fuck .
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:The Crack Whore Poet
- Saturday, May 08, 2004 at 10:38:54 (PDT)


The endless well of Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union Leader songs was running dry as the fire was burning out,the night turned cold and the wolves in the distance seemed closer.

Johnny F.N.Hollywood had to lay low and work on project ________ .
Somewhere that the opposing bands could not find.

He was so paranoid that he would not even consider "Opie" bieng the bass player again because of the connection with the second guitar players solo experiment and J.F.N.Hollywood was not going to join another band.
It was begining to look like the ghost of his brother was'nt going to show.
"So whos going to play bass" Satan asked the age old question.

Johnny Hollywood did'nt really care at that point with his only thought process bieng the hottest Yoko ever
to the point of giving her power of attorney with the descsions concerning his life sorta without actually legally giving her power of attorney.

"So your just stringing her along with more of your lies?" Said Dr.Gail trying to start more shit because She was secretly hot for J.F.N.H. and was his first girlfriend in kindergarden but he did'nt know and she did
so the entire time he was paying for marriage consoling and was'nt even married she was trying to abort every booty call mission Johnny F.N.Hollywood began.
Yeah she was trying to fuck it all up for Johnny Hollywood alright.
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- Friday, May 07, 2004 at 14:33:21 (PDT)


the I love you
games inside the mind
mean nothing at any giving time
with only a kiss from you
I am not afraid of dying
by now the world could be expiring

all I can see is that there must be a way
to keep you with me
so that your heart don't change

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:
- Friday, May 07, 2004 at 11:04:52 (PDT)


Bertha planned to pimp Johnny Hollywood out to the masses and after an eighteen coarse meal she called up the newspaper,the cable ad channel & the yellow pages to place an ad for the rich fucks in an undisclosed location with money falling out of thier asses to have thier toilets cleaned by the world reknowned American Poet Johnny Hollywood.

But not one of them within seventy miles would let another ad run from J.F.N.H's phone number until someone payed for the massive media strike of "The Search for J.F.N.H.'s all time favorite crack whore.

Bertha was so mad she was drooling and foaming yet again and that was before she found out about the secret Johnny Hollywood lyrics to his wonderful little song "I Shoulda Been A Landscaper".

The Mayor took the tape of Johnny Hollywood cleaning behind his toilet and threw it across the room at the wall before it splintered and the tape went everywhere
"He's just mad 'cause Johnny Hollywood looked at his 'ol lady" Said Harpo Marx(the big kuhna of the ladies landscaping industry}.

"Get that peasant outta here" The Mayor said rasing his voice slightly.

The attorney for the state walked over in front of the jury and looked at each one of them and then stuck out his tongue and said "Pfffft" as Johnny Hollywood franticly called his Yoko to see which guitar he should play to day if it was'nt a full moon any more.

The cat box opened up to reveal the bottomless pit of hell and the sea of your mothers faces bitched and complained until the devil closed the bottomless pit for the season.

"This may have been the work of the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union but Johnny Hollywood is still responsible" The cross threaded Lesbian Mafia Union leader {fresh back from the Califorina gold rush} told Jurior number six as she handed him a bottle of vodka
and a handful of the little dogs ashes.
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- Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 17:06:51 (PDT)


that should be

Coolcoolkitttykit ttykittttykittykitttykittttttttttttt tttttttttttykittykitty
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:
- Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 16:13:06 (PDT)


super model love call
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,
- Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 05:20:35 (PDT)


coolcool kitty kitty kitty
coolcool kitty kitty kitty
coolcool kitty kitty kitty
coolcool kitty kitty kitty
coolcool kitty kitty kitty
coolcool kitty kitty kitty
with the bunny ears
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:
- Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 05:19:05 (PDT)


set you free
your still there
I love you
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:
- Wednesday, May 05, 2004 at 15:24:39 (PDT)


set you free
your still there
I l ove
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- Wednesday, May 05, 2004 at 15:22:52 (PDT)


The servants
the peasants
the gar bage

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:
- Wednesday, May 05, 2004 at 15:21:26 (PDT)


I watch your little cheeks sway
under the full moon
theres only one thing about you I would change
that would be to make you love me
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, May 05, 2004 at 05:15:36 (PDT)


snipped off again

if I only knew

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Eve
- Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 19:58:55 (PDT)


"The Tina Milk Moustache"

If I could drink the Tina milk I would'nt think about Susie and how "Rock On" was our song

If I could drink the Tina milk I would'nt be so choosey
from which spout it came from

If I could drink the Tina milk
you bet I would alllllll day long

I would have a diet of it only
so that my navigational system could grow up to be big and strong

If I could drink the Tina milk on sunday
I honestly believe it is not wrong
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say cheese baby
- Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 15:28:44 (PDT)


I have had to put you to rest but that does not mean that I have forgotten about you!
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 12:31:06 (PDT)


my girlfriends mad cause i woke her up

my girlfriends mad cause i woke her up
she no longer gives a fuck

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Anonymous
- Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 05:52:18 (PDT)


since you never call me

since you never call me
since i no longer care
since they do call me
and its all a waste
since you don't want to have my baby
I'm gonna change my nu mber
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 05:50:43 (PDT)


"pay"

So they fooled you into paying to see
so the con-ned you into paying them money
if Travis knew
they charged you anything he would not be there at all
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 05:43:40 (PDT)


the little dog

the little dog shits
the little dog barked
grandma called me a tit
cause I'm gonna drop the aforementioned doggy off
somewhere far away
where its microchip implant won't bring it back again someday
the little dog has hair all over every thing
and you can bet your sweet ass I'm thinking about Tina again
but what about the little dog you ask
right pretty soon we can all forget about it and its shit because our lady of urine samples has to go
whooaaaa whooooaaa whooooaaa yeah
I think I'll dig a hole
right out back
put the little dog in it blow its fucking brains out
and then go take a bath
zip gun zip gun even with a zip gun
there will be no fun
I want to see blood in the air
then at night in my dreams
I won't feel guilty
because I'll know I did the right thing
and I'll be in heaven with an angel named lisette
trying to make her wet
until i wake up again
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- Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 05:40:15 (PDT)


more cake related poetry attempts

get out of the way girls
theres a real cakes walking down the block
theres no use putting your make up on
cause you can't be what she gots

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Anonymous
- Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 05:29:40 (PDT)


I don't really have a reciepe to share but I have a little song about one,ready? one,two,three....

The coca-cola cake is gonna make you dookie
and it won't take very long

the coca-cola cake even made with pepsi or doctor pepper is going to make you dookie
and you might have to dookie all day long

The coca-cola cake is going to make you dookie
and it won't take very long

Thats why I call it a shit cake and wrote it a little song.

repeat as desired

coca-cola substitute
the same song can be used with the potato cake special
because it also could be used as a laxitive during times of war,I hope this one wins






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- Tuesday, May 04, 2004 at 05:24:08 (PDT)


I only came here to see your words because I love you
only
no one else you are my everything you are all there is to me and now there is nothing but you
only you always blah blah fuck off
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 18:49:03 (PDT)


debbie slurp
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 18:39:32 (PDT)


Tina I love you too
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 18:37:27 (PDT)


I love you milk of crack whore
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 18:36:04 (PDT)


I love you retardation factor
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 18:35:39 (PDT)


I love you Nicole

oh you cant say nicole

dumbass

I'm sorry
Um
can I say "Really or for real?"
"Whats a girl like you doing in a place like this?"
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 18:35:12 (PDT)


I love you psychward
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 18:33:17 (PDT)


I love you cat box lady
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 18:32:57 (PDT)


I love you Bertha Mae
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 18:31:34 (PDT)


I love you Bertha
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 18:31:15 (PDT)


I love you Racheal
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 18:31:03 (PDT)


I love you Barbie
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 18:30:05 (PDT)


I love you Robbin Lee
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 18:29:52 (PDT)


I love you Robbin
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 18:29:36 (PDT)


I love you Gina Lee
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 18:28:40 (PDT)


I love you Regina
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 18:28:24 (PDT)


I Love You Gina
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 18:27:45 (PDT)


As soon as Johnny Hollywood read on AOL yesterday about the dog ugly short haired darkies who take it up the yen yang catching collective combonation's of STD's,
Johnny Hollywood called up the same escort service that always hangs up on him when he asks them to send out a anerexic blonde and asked the service to send out a nice generic barbie to clean up & throw away any pornograghic material that might be at the Hollywood estate
so that Johnny Hollywood would not catch Hiv or aids from the XXX rated crap.and then using baby shampoo he washed his eyes out from looking at the dirty filty AOL screen to read about the sinners.

Then he did a great big line off the neighbors ass instead of a strippers just to be on the safe side.
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- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 18:24:42 (PDT)


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