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"Somebody please stop her, shes dressed like a chatholic priest again singing Micheal Jackson songs and doing bad bad things to Rudolph and calling him Bambi" shouted the cat box christ
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Anonymous
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Oh Bambi, i lust for thee,
I crave the browness of thine ring,
Thy mighty horns, and the gentle sperm farts to mine face,
Bambi, sweet Bambi for where art though mighty sweet Ba mbi.
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Anonymous
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The Red Queen Vs The Blonde Queen
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your so gay
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Anonymous
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Dreamed of but raping Bambi, my God it was sweet.
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Anonymous
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J LO forever
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Anonymous
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Tasty Stacy

Tasty Stacy
Yous the one for me
Tasty Stacy
sooo pretty should be on the tele
TastyStacy
in who I believe
theres no other does this to me
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Travis Huffmilk
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SecretlyI'm que desea el youAnd que estoy esperando que usted me desea olor del tooI su olor a través del roomAnd no puedo esperar para conseguir al lado de usted SUGAR TREATS OH

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Anonymous
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SecretlyO deseaO elO youO AndO estoyO esperando que usted0 meO deseaO olorO delO too OH IO CATBOXO su olor a través del roomO AndO no puedo esperarO paraO conseguirO al lado de ustedO FRANKS BLEEDING ASS OH

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Anonymous
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deseeo queo podríao pasaro todo mio daysando queo laso nocheso envuelto eno suo tiempo armsspendingo cono ustedo ' causano a todoso elo seeino deo io esteo mundo eso yo yo ustedo debo is a ho o

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Anonymous
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incredibly strong as described by the human
asscociation....the particles of nothing are reserved for washing silver spoons
to save you the energy let us think of the outcome
play it for keeps
up for grabs is the instant success
im waiting pilgram
im chanting all your names
contradictionary cry i take pride as the king of erection
the very daze of very age
graham the detective in charge of the seize was only steps away from the jacket knife
away from the possability of congragation
they all were steadfast and didnt even lose a second
all they had left was a couple of joes
think of the fun factor said nmr whallace
think about the cool breaze that surrounds the upper portion
of the reef
instead of guesses ill stand on the nook.
compare and save the rashions
los besos suyo tienen un acsento bello
muchas de las muchachas sufren for el amor en su tiempo
queremos tener sufisiente carino
not the spanish keyboardist i see
something has to be the alternate figure
just as the bombshell cara was the outburt drama queen
together with several freinds she slowly suduced the coral pretentions
ghama alfa mace my search for yours truely
messed and with digressed and comfort lends the bar
is set at 10
the wait is never as it kinds
correct and flesh were always chased and buried next to nothing it the worst effect

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CHACHI CHARMS
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plop to the plop shit snizzle yo yo debbizzle
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Anonymous
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sugar treats played the depressing guess who riffs until debbies dectective hole fizzed like an aki- seltzer
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Anonymous
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resident evils tardhole exploded with happiness
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Anonymous
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sugar treats and franks bleeding pooper were an item and the old jews could not stop the gene pool from retardation in the name of the cat box christ
wooo wooo I think your mom is another
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Sugar treats knew about the bond between stace's soul and Johnny hollywood's, thats why sugar treats ass hole became inflamed

"I knew it I knew it!" cried sugar treats burning asshole in the name of the father, son and holy popey toast

shove the butter cookies up your crapper
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Anonymous
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"I got this in my spamhole in the name of spock" said sugar treats as the discharge became runny .

"The beagles love guys named "Pete". Bubbas laugh at television
evangelists. Spiritualists panic the racing car drivers.
Fossils make the best doctors. Without exception, the brats hit
on optical illusions. Slime balls are destined to marry
cockroaches.Employees discriminate against ogres. In the dark
of night, the peanut butter eaters maintain that cannibals say
nasty things about idiots. Karate instructors say that the
finite element fanatics beat up Aggies. Boys will marry the
industrialists. Shoe salesmen gaze longingly at telephone
operators. Student senators are befuddled by spirits. Civil
servants lecture sternly to goblins. The President announced
today that the classical musicians make good substitutes for
orphans. Why do drunks believe that geographers are allergic to
shoes? Bullfighters are really Aggies. Cowboys should kiss the
scientists! Giants cohabitate with ballroom dancers. Ecologists
worship grandmothers. Vipers have affairs with walruses. Most
actors feel that the savants invalidate the children!
Administrators are always running into ladies. Many teaching
assistants join forces with jokers. Ghouls will no longer
tolerate turtles. The hammers are believed to be dental
assistants. AT&T operators are destined to become notary
publics. Cowboys spy on employers. Grocery clerks shun the
tailors. you can debate with liberal arts majors. Ballroom
dancers look down upon jugglers. True or false: Amway
distributors idolize grandfathers. Pity skeletons! Marmosets
pester cat lovers. Mandrills malign aliens. Pigs work for the
spelunkers. The T.V. doctors insist that the yuppies breed with
optical illusions. Punks are from outer space, say the karate
instructors.Economic geologists hit on system analysts.
Everyone knows that the human beings wish to meet moms. Sitting
alone in his room, I suddenly realized that nomads dance with
editors. During the summer months, the Americans are believed
to be administrators. Fast food cooks keep telling me that the
National Park rangers join forces with fast food cooks. Did you
know that the veterans hold discussions on maniacs? Mermaids
have gained control of psychiatrists. Teenagers cannot
understand merchants. Guys belittle the spirits. During winter,
the white collar criminals wreak havoc on seismologists. Nobody
laughed when he said that the television personalities kiss the
mobile home owners. Painters analyze aeronautical engineers.
Managers are looking for mobsters. Hippies blame the
professional wrestlers. Physicists salivate over termites!
Cattle like to be thought of as Vikings. I read in the
newspaper that the hermits like to be referred to as Yankees.
While I was in Mexico with Jeff, he told me that undergraduate
students secretly long for the millionaires. Why do you deny
that the bellhops are more fun than boneheads? Ballroom dancers
follow the web geeks! Geographers drink to the health of soap
opera stars. Lion tamers feel that lion tamers are pleased. In
broad daylight, only videogames insist that the primates curse
the children of drones. In some cases, graduate advisors
supervise the soap opera stars. True or false: topologists are
jealous of violinists. Rock stars make music with policemen.
Intellectuals do not know how to use their pigs. Geophysical
technicians sicken mad scientists. Husbands will crush all the
reflection seismologists. True or false: topologists think of
themselves as fathers. Bugs analyze peanut butter eaters.
Spiritualists cleanse the truck drivers! Cadets tend to think
that the aristocrats burst into tears if they see freaks. In
the summer months the circus geeks avoid angels. At the last
conference on law students, we learned that pediatricians have
been seen dancing with the babies. Institute personnel always
respect caribou. Student senators hit the mailmen. Candidates
are experts on Sumo wrestlers. You can't deny it -- all
psychoanalysts harass procrastinators. The robots dream that
the opera singers taunt campers. Bears blush when they see
girls. Yuppies wave their hats at bookworms. Caffeine addicts
amuse heathens. Marsupials annoy feminists. Babies were all
once dads. Didn't you know, the geniuses say, that the beagles
completely trust Vikings? Endocrinologists refuse to believe
that troglodytes scratch the faces of seismo-zombies. Preachers
refuse to believe that laundromats rebel against sadists.
Robots rule over the fishermen. Have you seen the news reports
which claim that the employers seek golfers? Was it you who
told me that maniacs like to tease editors? Was it you who told
me that Presidential cabinet members make prank telephone calls
to babies? While you were at the toy show, didn't you contend
that endocrinologists always hog all the cadets? Actuaries
swoon over Oklahomans. Imbeciles wish to be windsurfers. Tenors
shout imprecations at turtles. Why do people say that
professional wrestlers compose random sentences about
mechanics? Was it you who told me that television weathermen
drink to the health of television weathermen? The hard rock
geologists have discovered that the marmosets are reincarnated
as hypnotists.On the CBS National Nightly News, he claimed that
the rabbits take care of child psychologists. All the faculty
advisors care deeply about the children. Policemen blush when
they see laundromats. After several gin & tonics, John Tower
said that the raccoons steal from sanitary engineers. Puppets
do not trust Democrats. Parents could learn from insects.
Mermaids live next door to mandrills."

Wo you got all that in your spam hole? I cant believe it" said Johnnys caseworker as she put the mercury on her whoopsies to cure the gonarrea just like shakespehere

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sugar treats knew there was a leak from the inside
when sugar treats flushed there it was soggy treats
flush flush flush

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Anonymous
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your rap is pretentiously menthol in blend and somewhat Annita speaks a trip of her own
a lesson in feet cant be preached in inches
play the victor and send out the scout
and your dead headed clover just found out what its all over
totally imposible when Gods not on your side
and the fact that I care
is the fact that I rise
jhonny be good is the only plee
his garbage scent is in-famous
you'll only describe him as you bribe him
and try to archive an uprooted stench
what will be will never be less than God
forever truth amends real friends
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DD
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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your rap is pretentiously menthol in blend and somewhat Annita speaks a trip of her own
a lesson in feet cant be preached in inches
play the victor and send out the scout
and your dead headed clover just out why its all over
totally imposible when Gods not on your side
and the fact that I care
is the fact that their rise
jhonny be good is the only plee
his garbage scent is in-famous
you'll only describe him as you bribe him
and try to achive an uprooted stench
what will be will never be less than God
forever truth amends
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DD
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Anonymous
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"you know Your stupid?"

Your stupid do ya do ya know
you aint got the brains to notice if
your such a nogoodluck pup its within your flow
SIN...its all you have ever lived in
the only place you'll never go
do You know Your stupid how
unless I tell you so

Hey, Your stupid!
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yes

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Anonymous
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GORILLA GLUE

im quietly attempting to shelf your undying attention
to sooth this preasure causes me sores
from tests to less and more for guests
a moments rest is but to shed

a dreamless array of countless endevors
each more depressing that the next
without compassion and stains of fathoms
the pleasure stage has somehow changed

you... the sawing knaw of shame boasts
inclined with rage your reaction was unsettling
to match this chance at pure romance
im dreary from the endless prance

if you so chose you may regard a turn at the argue
because unlike the severed heads your honest bless is true
like letters from a broken heart and sentiments of june
this little page we trust so well is our gorilla glue
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CHACHI CHARMS
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Sugar Treats altered walketh funny now
secret messages inside debbie sauce stalk stalk goose peace clowns hoe down warted queer hole provided by franks bleeding ass guest book wilber treats sugar pence lucille mop the
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sugar treats opened up the deb cams shutter then put the seat back down to hide the spray stains that spelled out "eye luv debbie" backwards so queersie quincepaste knew it must be a message from franks bleeding broken crackpipe pocket
Sugar treats was going to win debbies heart over one way or another so he remembered her badge number and the way she likes her snitch burgers and asked her to the big going out of bizness sale in may so they could say farewell to franks bleeding ass in a big big way
"I will miss you sugar treats,I'll miss You debbie badges" Queersie and Joanie went back into the cotton fields and picked a bale of cotton while sugar treats layed out under a tree and drank ice water until the sad goodbyes were almost over.
The only thing stopping the very "The End" was it took so long to pry "The End" out of YOUR ASS.
And thats why sugar treats and Debbie was crying on each others badges boo whoo whhoooooo
cried debs on sugar treats nice under cover tee shirt that said the slogan on the front of the shirt.

"What a bargain, my my" cried the set decorator
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Anonymous
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the prayer you made was no prayer at all...
as you attempt to stall you seem to only fade...
enlighten me...why ya fighten me?...
I really hate to ruin your watch tower trip...but...your Mr. "Brownnose", Mr.I'm a "Insane Clown" clone Mr. happy easter kung-fu grip...Ive gotta flip...
Can you withstand or do you stand alone...a rolling stone or just plain ol stoned...
Mr. Stone cold...under pressure ya fold...tuck ya tail...as I exhale...inhale...now...I...with passion will unload...
Boldly better...deadlier than Franks Bleeding Arse....bettcha...by the end of this letter...you will have gone Zroke...but...as it turns out...and...between just us cAT Box men...sin is still sin...and...I'll transform...taken the win...again and again...
I hear ya got a little problem...you cant get it right...no matter how much ya write and ya write...
Suffer the sucka...submerged Phoney gosh goblin...stopn SugarQuincy...NEVER!!!...strappn you with lighthouse salvation urination sensation litagation frustration ...Steppn up might set ya back...the next pass might take ya Sugar Quincy Franks Bleeding Ass Auntie Cross Threaded Lesbian head off...wont find your one eyed blonde Debbie Smack in this needle mark stack...
I know...I know...Your the Maccaronni...on your traced IPS ...Yea right..."cough ...cough"
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Anonymous
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It's not a bargain if it's busted
so the buyer must beware
'Cause any savings in the purchase
is outweighed in the repair
If after days in search of discounts
all you really save's a dime
Admit a penny saved is worthless
if you've squandered all your time
It's not real help if now you're anxious
and more worried than before
Better to pay the pro's percentage
and leave anguish at the door
For every deal extracts a value
and how you pay's for you to choose
Balance the gold or grief equation
so that you gain more than you lose!

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Anonymous
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I aint mad atcha!!!!
Powerplay...has ya playen it cool...some do say...you are the labor day fool...but...you know whats...what...Im HOT...and your NOT...cause I follow the rules...and have all the sharp tools...sharper than a two edged sward my friend...My open mic...you will not like...the count down of your end...NOW...does begin...as I push you on down...a page or two...in Pandoras Box...as the clock goes tick...tock
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"How do you know when Your stupid?"

If Your stupid How do you know
if you aint got the brains to notice
and your such a fuck up its from the soul
its all you have ever been
the only place you'll ever go
how do You know when Your stupid
unless I tell you so

Hey, Your stupid!
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yes
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I'm tempted to stare,
As I comb the thinning hair,
Of the man in the mirror.

What seems to be so out of place,
Are the lines in the face,
Of the man in the mirror!

His face is no longer thin.
And there's a double chin,
On the man in the mirror.

Ah, it's getting easier for folks to tell,
He can't hear so well,
The man in the mirror.

And even worse yet,
He's prone to forget,
The man in the mirror.

It's becoming increasingly hard to see,
The resemblance between me,
And the man in the mirror!

Oh, how I would like to deny,
Even knowing that guy,
The man in the mirror!

You see, I know I'm growing old.
But, I don't like to be told,
By the man in the mirror!

Yet even though I pretend,
The aging process won't end,
For the man in the mirror.

The truth is impossible to hide.
I know deep down inside,
I'm that man in the mirror.

So, I know what I must do,
In order to be true,
To the man in the mirror!

I'll live each day by God's Holy Book,
So I won't have to be ashamed to look,
At the man in the mirror!

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quickly...summond DD...anonymous alarms Private lil Mike...Ive picked up a link in the chain gang!!! Something about jonny and a library and DD's consicration? "Oh" nevermind...not to fear...the leader said he's eleven or twelve... and that he's inpatient for a sunrise...and Im not sure but I think he was wipped by God's belt...and it made him pee?..."Hey"...Gottcha...shouts..."Thats a Vegie Tale" as Chachi continues to dream...
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Anonymous
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insane is the iron word that has taken over the airways
dismise the cuttlery it wont be sharpened later
we bed fellows like to keep in touch
i know you know about the secret affair
i tried to cover the display
it all leads back to the day i resighned from heaven
a straggler i was
always wighning about the tragety of imortality
when i heard a whisper from the dark cry out
"HIPOCRACY"
i quickly became alert of a presence unknown at the time
it was the coming of the great fight between
heaven and hell
all decided to fight online
jhonny led the liberals
while dd led the conservatives
they decide the fate of the world one day at a time
one day the page wont be enough
the will try and take the battle to new hights
i will wait patiently for their uprise
then the wrath of god will be felt
for i am he
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chachi charms
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quit...quiet...settle down...give me your attention, comander DD inforces upon his crew as the last man standing falls into place. We have spotted a new virus spreading throughout the pages of screen-town High, the streets have been plagued with wishy-washy... talk of an altered pact to decrease the peace...on top of ol smokey has been peeping the demonic clowns down in the town...report smokey...well...they appear to be rebuilding the temple that our last attack leveled?...Perfect...as DD unvailed the ultimate greese fire surprise...T.Q. answers with truth never known before the third century...They will be loosed for a season th@#**...what the nasty ya talken bout Q?...ruble...ruble...Mr.8 so rudely interupts...thaa nasty...lets hitm now...wile thaa gots thaa nap sacks to unpack!!!...Never the mind always the heart...Is the art of war, DD so respectfully interpets as he punches his time card on the time line provided by the over seas over thrower...tell me its not airline terror mail...and do you like it like this? cricket questions the greatest love of all...Gather the troops...and all outstanding creepy crawlys...and all of mr. jangles'boys in the hood...no stranger to the handbook of mutation...and meet me in the courtyard by double O 7...I've got a thing or two for that jonny u no who!!!
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The road always leads back home,
No matter which way your feet tend to roam.
All my life this is what I heard people say,
Many was the time I tried to go some other way.

"There's no place like home," have you heard this one too?
When we try to leave we find this is so true.
The surroundings familiar, the smells so sweet,
There's no place like home, our hearts repeat.

Have you ever smelled something that takes you back in time?
Or seen a scene that completely clouds your mind?
Take a trip down memory lane and you will understand,
That the road to home is something mighty, mighty grand.

Think about all the times you wanted to run away,
To find a place that gave a new start to another brand new day.
And when you settled into that place all new,
You found that to go home again was all you wanted to do.

I've read that the road to heaven has many bumps and curves.
It is mighty narrow, never widens, and never swerves.
So as you travel down life's road,
And at times when you feel that heavy load.

Know that there is a map to find your way home.
You can call 911, but not on the telephone.
Just put your hands together, close your eyes and bow your head.
Remember all the Words to you so many times He has said.

Home is where the heart is. Where is yours today?
Is it safe with Jesus, or has it gone astray?
Keep your eyes on Him no matter where you roam.
Then one day before long, you find your road is leading home.

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Anonymous
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go ask cat box
"White Kitten! White Kitten! Come in please "Doctor Catsburger said franticly into the secret radio on a band the was illegal unless Doctor Catsburger was a full fledged member of the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union he was not legally vallowed to use thier air space and could be fined or even have his cat box radio revoked.
"White Kitten White Kitten come in please,"
"White Kitten White Kitten come in please,"
"White Kitten White Kitten come in please,"
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ruff
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The award winning landscaper shouted loudly over the roar of the lawn mowers as she made another pass by the pool "Doctor Catsburger is to much the schedule see about Johnny Hollywood"

Johnny Hollywoods newly appointed agent Little Debbie Debs took to looking for Johnny Hollywood,it took two days but she finally found him wandering around the cemetery and had him sign and agree to settleing down with the ho and having a few abortions and a couple of miscarriages with her all as part of his new contract."This ones for the mayor Johnny Hollywood" Debbie told him before she broke into tears again crying over the same ol' shit "Oh franks ass is bleeding again its always bleeding again"

"Shut the fuck up nobody gives a rats ass" said landscaper number four as he raised his head up from the back of the dumptruck covered with wood chips previosly undetected.
Causing Debbie to cry even more.

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humane trafficing god will piss on your momma
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"siren smiles full herion eyes
yesterdays shadow smeared
useless thought under bleached straw
agrees to anything"

Doctor Catsburger said into the minature microphone

"Are You Take this the case?" Asked the award winning landscaper as she unloaded the machines from the trailer and made sure they were full of fuel.

"I can not take the case, I have to many patients as it is,and I have the other project going on ,you remember finishing the cat box for Sir Edward Lowe" Doctor Catsburger announced formally.

"All Your Bases are Mine" said Doctor Billy Boy.

"Come on Doctor Catsburger its valentinesey and the Mayor wants you to take charge of the nasty whore and fixer up good as new" Said Landscaper Number Two.

"What are You talking from" asked landscaper number three as he sat down to lunch.

"Its true,The mayor wanted Johnny Hollywood and his friends to have something nice and he was thinking BJ'S FOR EVERYBODY BUT jOHNNY hOLLYWOOD DONT WANT A BJ FROM THE MAYOR and Doctor Catsburger dont want a BJ from the Mayor and most of the rest except tard didnt want the mayors action so then Mayor did'nt have a daughter or nice looking wife to offer Johnny Hollywood
so he sent the ho, and Doctor Catsburger could cure her, but he is declining"
Said Doctor Catsburgers reciepcionist.

"I see your holding out for something better huh Doctor Catsburger?" Said Bertha pulling up her over all strap again.

"Shhhh" Said Doctor Catsburger. "SHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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Anonymous
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http://cellar.org/iotd.php?threadid=7711

since you wanna play
heres the link to the church i am going to marry you in
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Anonymous
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The black birds fly
through the blue skys white snow

As you float through golden heaven
Why us on green earth, "in black" I still don't know

You all are gone
You left us here
You made your choice
And made our tears

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when the wind cried mary
an obsene gesture was thrown towards his unfamiliar face
it was mama cass singing in the rain
a loud clap suddenly woke up neighbor jhon bonham
who quickly returned the favor and banged on his favorite drums
kurt was at a distance enjoying michealangelo paint
a preety rare acurance seeing as the brush was drenched in paint
never the less they all came to a stop
when a word came than jhonny had fallen out
the famous personality that had entertained the dead
was quickly part of the living
and living was'nt dead
he tried to grow acustume to the ways of the world
but shortly after crying he turned and spelled ohhwell
the colosus of giants will now earn respect
from the very folks that put him there
to play along in a desperate race
means the life that was given
was chosen instead

godspeed
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q
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winner winner winner
miss febuary
Jodi Gus

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senior catsburger
typed in the dark trying to out smart the mini cam circus "if i could have got you to the church on time walt disney baby i would have saved us in the eyes of god
2 late"

"hes crazy" said doctor gail as she as she pornicated her self in the light of the thomas kincaid painting
keeping one eye on the screen at all times

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"And How is it for me
my responisibilty to save the white kitten?"asked Doctor Catsburger as he scoped on Marias MMM MMMM.

A new improved Bertha stood at the cross roads.

Johnny F N Hollywood enters stage right looking up towards the balcony removes his hat and casts the magic dust into the midnight air" Lilly, Lilac,Thy Muff Muff a Rose to my Heart,
'Tis no other my heart beats for"

"He is no wizard" Brethas daddy s corns

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Anonymous
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Once upon a time
a long, long time ago in fact
I took a fateful journey
and I made myself a pact
I left my home in Fearful
leaving all I knew behind
And came to live in Neverwood
where no one is unkind
On days when peace is threatened
by my enemies without
I need only remember
just what Neverwood?s about
Never would their sticks and stones
or even what they say
Make me doubt my true self-worth
or drag me to the fray
Never would their silver coins
or promises of gold
Make me compromise my pride
or ever sell my soul
Never would the threat of loss
of any earthly things
Make me cede them power
or the right to pull my strings
Never would their warlike ways
or bold outright attacks
Bait me into conflict
or retaliatory acts
Yes, Neverwood protects me
when life draws me back to fear
And though at times I might look back
I never would go ther e

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As children bring their broken toys,
With tears for us to mend,
I brought my broken dreams to God,
Because He was my friend.

But then instead of leaving Him,
In peace to work alone,
I hung around and tried to help,
With ways that were my own.
At last I snatched them back and cried,
'How could you be so slow?'
jonny', He said,
'What could I do? You never did let go.'

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the prayer you made was no prayer at all...
as you attempt to stall you seem to only fade...
enlighten me...why ya fighten me?...
I really hate to ruin your trip...but...your Mr. "Brownstone", Mr.I'm a "Insane Clown" clone Mr. kung-fu grip...Ive gotta flip...
Can you withstand or do you stand alone...a rolling stone or just plain ol stoned...
Mr. Stone cold...under pressure ya fold...tuck ya tail...as I exhale...inhale...now...I...with passion will unload...
Boldly better...deadlier than broke....bettcha...by the end of this letter...you will have gone croke...but...as it turns out...and...between just us men...sin is still sin...and...I'll transform...taken the win...again and again...
I hear ya got a little problem...you cant get it right...no matter how much ya write and ya write...
Suffer the sucker...submerged foney goblin...stopn JC...NEVER!!!...strappn you with light...Steppn up might set ya back...the next pass might take ya head off...wont find your one eyed jack in this stack...
I know...I know...Your the Mac...on your track...Yea right..."cough ...cough"

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DD
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i dont care about the current events
i stumble and try to understand your crazy antices
your all insane
kill yourselves
im no stranger to shaving
me and willem skats have always shaved in unison

keep on with your dirty trys
ill wait and devoure your sensless pursuit
with a wind and a cry
ill fend off the tired demons of helen saint troy
a flashback not taken lightly,
im affraid of comitment
a pashion ive developed over years of deniale

locating the iron chef to cook my meals
has taken its timely course and rendered me stupid
the dilectible octopus
the fine panda
i crave endangered species for my meals
why eat a chicken when i could have a tazmanian tiger
ill eat them all
those deadly creatures are an exelent sorce of iron
they shure pump me full of gas
ill remain remote to keep them guessing
as for the bounty
well
thats for willem to explain
he sends his regards but the russians are puting up a fight

god bless him for his heroics

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quincy
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resurection

your rap is pretentious and somewhat antique
a trip of its own
a lesson in feet
playing the victor you seek out the weak
but your four leaf clover just turned the other cheek
i know its hard when gods on your side
but the fact that you care
is the fact that their lies
leave jhonny be
hes innocent and famous
you'll only describe him as you would be rename him
try to achieve an honest concieve
and leave all to be less than god pleads
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chachi charms
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mine?
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Anonymous
-

Answer me this.........

Adam, God made out of dust, but thought it best to make me first.
So I was made before man, to answer God's most holy plan.
A living being I became, and Adam gave to me my name.
I from his presence then withdrew, and more of Adam never new.
I did my Maker's Law obey, nor ever went from it astray.
Thousands of miles I go in fear, but seldom on earth do I appear.
For purpose wise which God did see, He put a living soul in me.
A soul from me God did claim, and took from me the soul again.
So when from me the soul had fled, I was the same as when first made.
And without hands, or feet, or soul, I travel on from pole to pole.
I labor hard by day, by night, to fallen man I give great light.
Thousands of people young and old, will by my death great light behold.
No right or wrong can I conceive, the Scripture I cannot believe,
Although my name therein is found, it is to me an empty sound.
To heaven I shall never go, nor will I go to hell below.
Now when these lines you slowly read, go search your Bible with all speed.
For that my name is written there, I honestly to you declare.

What am I?...
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Anonymous
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Johnny Hollywoods stalking mental paient picked up the news paper and read the headline "casting call for Johnny hollywoods favorite crackwhores stunt double was a flop"

"You wanted an angel,Johnny Hollywood" said his nurse "MMM MMMMM" her long curly hair flowing looking just like an older Muff Muff,well sorta.

"Do they really call you Walt Disney nurse MMM MMMM?"
Asked Johnny Hollywoods award winning landscaper

times up said the hour glass

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Anonymous
-

R.I.P

a prayer was made with you in mind
being a fanatic of any sort can alter your mind and quickly claim your life,
an innocent suggestion
a humble invite
the prayer was a gift that led me to lie
i said you were envied
and maybe had hope
with a touch of devotion my hatred turned cold
how sorry it ventures
how crazy it feeds
in a rapid comment your lazyness eats
compared to your silence
and spared from a glee
im faking religion to save your dead leaves
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chachi charms
-

1. Wake Up !!

Decide to have a good day.
"This is the day the Lord hath made;
let us rejoice and be glad in it."
Psalms 118:24

2. Dress Up !!

The best way to dress up is to put on a smile.
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your
looks.
"The Lord does not look at the things man looks
at.
Man looks at outward appearance,
but the Lord looks at the heart."
I Samuel 16:7

3. Shut Up!!

Say nice things and learn to listen.
God gave us two ears and one mouth,
so He must have meant for us to do twice as
much listening as talking.

"He who guards his lips guards his soul."
Proverbs 13:3

4. Stand Up!!

. . for what you believe in.
Stand for something or you will fall for anything.
"Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the
proper time,
we will reap a harvest if we do not give up.
Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do
good..."
Galatians 6:9-10

5. Look Up !!

. . to the Lord.
"I can do everything through Christ who
strengthens me".
Philippians 4:13

6. Reach Up !!

. for something higher.
"Trust in the Lord with all your heart,
and lean not unto your own understanding.
In all your ways, acknowledge Him, and He will
direct your path."
Proverbs 3:5-6

7. Lift Up !!

. . your Prayers.
"Do not worry about anything; instead
PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING."
Philippians 4:6

A POSITIVE THOUGHT

If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it.
He sends you flowers every spring, and a sunrise every morning.

Whenever you want to talk, He'll listen.
He could live anywhere in the universe, and He chose your heart.
What about the Christmas gift He sent you in Bethlehem; not to mention that Friday at Calvary.
Face it, He's crazy about you.

Invite people here that you care about.
I thought this was mighty special, just like you.

remember . . ...

God answers Knee-Mail

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Anonymous
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My body numb, my mind was blank,
the drugs I smoked, they smelled so rank.
This world of mine, had reached an end,
the drugs I did, were my best friend.
Then Jesus said, "Give me a try,
come walk with Me, and let's get high."
But the only high I'd ever known,
was artificial, just on loan.

"It's just a lie, the proof you'll see,
throw down those drugs, get high on Me."
"The drugs you do, they make you blind,
you search for answers, you'll never find."

"For surely with the drugs you use,
your life will cease, and you will lose."
"The high you need, you can not buy,
partake of me, and you'll never die!"

I made a move that darkened day,
to give up drugs, to stay away.
The inner peace, for which I'd looked,
I found in Christ, and I was hooked!

The drugs we take, they can not please us,
if you want life, get high on Jesus!

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Anonymous
-

by Tommy Q
Death and destruction now covet the land
Satan has appeared who has taken a stand
Leaders are falling from both near and far
With many great losses from nuclear war
Crops are failing - famine is on rise
Satan is leading and telling more lies
All from the start he’s been setting the stage
As panic grows widespread from evil and rage
Oceans that boil – the earth is on fire
So many are dying from what Satan conspires
Quakes, winds, blizzards, and rains
So much is now gone with many lives claimed
Red turns the moon and black turns the sun
Rocks fall to earth with no where to run
Bodies lie rotting, all taken by plague
And those once with so much, today they all beg
Computers are crashing – Wall Street is no more
Things will not be as they once were before
There will be no escape – there is no where to hide
Causing numbers to rise from mass suicide
The dead have now risen, those Satan enlists
To continue a war where so little exists

But a star will appear for the birth of a child
Who will send the wicked and Satan back into exile
Such praise will be given his glorious birth
By those who remain – the meek of the earth
He will teach us to love and remove all the hate
And the world will be humbled but have a fresh slate
All souls will be judged and none will be missed
The evil will perish but the good will find bliss
The faithful of earth will continue to stay
To bring glory and honor all in the Lord’s way
All this that I write it has been foretold
It was so long ago upon pages of old
As a choir of Angels now sing a new song
We’ll discover the Bible had been right all along

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Anonymous
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jhonny and me enjoyed a smoke and talked about current events
the blaze of the moon highlighted the rest of the afternoon
its safe to say the only thing that mattered was the new achieve of cues
im proud to say im left to blame not one but all the news
it made no sense i know its plain but the rest will take its course
you'll understand the creatures pain the one he left to soon
its ok im now myself the vacation turned too fused

myself the one who took his shame and settled it for fueds
what i create is for the best a selfish thing to say
i cant control what i console and tend the waters bay

who said the awfull knaw will tear at me inside
the laughfter that comes out when thought will surely skin your crawl
im inbeding words that hardly can compare
to the distance of my cold shrinked heart

im happy and content

lucys in m e

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chachi charms
-

the place is set in a mindow cell
a corner turned a leaf
two shadows placed their idle hands
their joining soft asleep
the taking of a tender read
the hopes of a dying
stranger than the common tale its fate was left sighing

from this somewhat crazed mistake the stench was over sweet
the crowd would share and send me shells for them im all i need
your bashing worked on me the same as you would lash in greed
the same pretend was all the blame i give to you for weeks

after the sun was set the cowboys went to their dens
they laughed and cried their homeless lies
from what i see they fell asleep a failed attept to be
cruel and famed a lifestyle changed a pleasure turned remorse
into the sun the ride will be a torture to you all
because of me your only dream was nothing if a wall
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chachi charms
-

It's not about credentials
regulations or degrees
It's not about some board
that validates your expertise
It's not about the cash flow
or that "money's kinda tight"
It's not about your rent
or getting finances just right
It's not about you needing proof
and knowing this scheme works
It's not about your pension plan
job benefits or perks
It's not about your debts
or paying back the student loan
It's not about your age
or waiting 'til the kids are grown
And NO, it's not a time thing
so just stop THAT idle chatter
We all know people find the time
for things that really matter
So what is it that stops you?
Well, the truth is that you're scared
But rather than admit it
you just say you're unprepared
When children want they're fearless
for there's nothing they want more
But as adults choose safety
the predictable and the sure
And skill and time and money?
You know what I'll say is true:
You've known those who do more with less
who're not half as bright as you!
Yes, all you need's desire
forget all that other stuff
And simply ask one question:
"Do I want this bad enough?"

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Anonymous
-

"What the censor is this beeeeeep?" hollered Johnny Hollywood as he threw the script into the toilet.
"I can't work under these conditions I was promised an angel at the cross roads,I'm from the cross roads baby
thats what I am wheres my angel my inspiration
fuck You I quit" johnny Hollywood shouted as he stomped off the set.

"He can't quit" Said Debs his newly appointed agent

"Get him an angel" said his hot hot nurse "MMMM MMMMM"

"It is too late I am afraid, he is under great stress over the Union of the Desiel siphioning the monies"
Said Doctor Catsburger

"No No No its the christmas time ever body thinks your christ if you look like Johnny Hollywood and his stunt double didnt know about Johnny Hollywood shaving his head and he didnt know they were killing the christ like figures in the public this year like the dude from that band what the censor is the name of it the do drag the water some more? man people wanna kill god, and Johnny Hollywood is a chicken shit mother fucker all year he is god and at christmas he shaves it all to disappear why dont he just go sell books at the airport" Said Doctor Gail

"You have to remember he is in public office people will want to off him for nothing" said Johnny hollywoods hot hot nurse "MMMM MMMMM"

"That is bull shit hype started back in nintey four to get a cult following on the stupid cable show, just a joke it started out as" Said Doctor Billy boy

"Oh I used to love that show,My favorite episoide was "Milking Anne Frank" And was that microchip in Johnny Hollywoods brain you guys took out really replaced with a hotwired one you guys made out of Gibson guitar parts or was that more comedy?" asked Doctor Gail.

"There never was a show" said Doctor Catsburger, "Johnny Hollywierd is delusional and skitzoid in a bad way" He continued.
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:
-

It bieng Christmas Johnny F.N.Hollywood shaved his head not wanting to go thru the whole look theres God thing again.

"I really don't care what you think or say or if You get along with each other all I ask for is world peace within three square miles of where I reside."
Johnny Hollywood said laughing as he held the nuke button half way down.

"What do you really want Johnny Hollywood?" asked just another voice inside the wall.

"A nice nurse,or maybe a girl with a beautiful name that sounds nice whan you say it" Johnny Hollywood said.

"like systris?" asked just another voice inside teh wall.

"Why don't You name the voices inside the walls Johnny Hollywood?" asked the world reknowned award winning landscaper Harpo Marx.

"Because they don't stay long enough and the change so often,I guess" Box car jesus said as he finished up the last of the Bertha MEDS.
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:
-

"you could be anybody
how do you expect me to know who the hell you are
if your game is to mindfuck
we had nothing to remember so how could one be distraught over something that was non-existiant
so who could want to have a reunion relationshit with someone who you never had one with in the first place unless i was to become just as mental as you?
and if we did have something it meant what to who
yoiu don't even know who you are so how do you expect me to?"
Box car jesus said into the telephone reciever,
His stalker at the other end
in the middle of yet another pyschosis

Tom Petty "break down" was playing on the juke box at the cross threaded lesbian mafia union hall and bingo dance party.

It was quite obvious that it was not ladies nite tonight and there was no alice to go ask.

The drama meter went off so loudly the cheesy stain of a human bieng moved away before getting his wings and becoming inducted into the union of the cross threaded lesbian mafia as a private first c lass.
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:
-

DD met christ and decided to pray
on what god would say if he were to pretend
the answers were whispers and drawed out remarkes
the only thing clever was the way they were lost
an effort to please their own memory
they teathered their way to my dissaray
i caught their redeemed selfish achieve
in hell they will stay to keep their remains
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devil
-

"jhonny hollywood made a believer out of me"
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chachi charms
-

roses are red
violets are blue
I love the crackwhore
more than you
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Anonymous
-

VALENTINE

another entrapment before we hit the road
i slept with a girl and her yellow blue vest
i left it around and took it to town
the door in the medow was awfull and brown
im tired and down to help is to down
im fading to night with a clever surprise
but i rather say once what i cant say nice
the rim has a time and a chim in its crime
together forever valentine is dying
"survive with drugs"
my oxy is love
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chachi charms
-

in the calm wake of a storm they all came out dry
the thunder of paces grew louder with faces
to follow up gladly a fellow threw sores
not to sound deadly they all were to cheer
as soon as the moon struck the valley with fear
to conquer is to shame and to leave would be the same
the moment of clarity has passed us all by
one thru a distance
one thru a gaze
but all with the quickness of age over days
a cold enough reality that set forth the pace
you act as if your children have withered your decay
your moment of weakness was always apparent
and your countless advice has now been sufice.

"simply an act of god"
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chachi charms
-

jen vs jen

the virus has cleared and brought forth a trend
tales of spirits and hopes of an end
it ran out its course and trailed thru your use
the final lament of a sickness in bed
without an ailment your struggles seem vaige
the final attempt to cover your straye d
eMBA">MBA">MBA">MBA">MBA">MBA">MB A">MBA">MBA">MBA">MBA">MBA">MBA">MBA">MBA">mbarassed redemption to those who you trust
and gather your wisdom for once can you lust
the counter is their and up for the grab
in the case of your sister its all in the air
your trusting is tame and breaking from shame
i trust your regret cuz its all i can vent
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devil
-

jen vs jen

the virus has cleared and brought forth a trend
tales of spirits and hopes of an end
it ran out its course and trailed thru your use
the final lament of a sickness in bed
without an ailment your struggles seem vaige
the final attempt to cover your strayed
embarassed redemption to those who you trust
and gather your wisdom for once can you lust
the counter is their and up for the grab
in the case of your sister its all in the air
your trusting is tame and breaking from shame
i trust your regret cuz its all i can vent
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chachi charms
-

in a hope to bring the pain
i only ask to suffer with the dead
its all you write in this temple of christ,
it all has been forgiven
it all will go away
i promise eternal bliss without the pleasure
of your dirty clit
god is now watching and he remembers your cries
its time to leave it all to chance
the only content of a broken life
yours truely
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chachi charms
-

ONE...LOVE...ONE...LAW...ONE...LIFE. ..ONE...KING...ONE
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Anonymous
-

There in church on new years eve,

Ann’s heart was filled with joy,

For soon she would receive,

Communion with her little girl and boy!

Then all too soon,

The service came to an end,

And it was time for them to go.

So, she embraced Karen her friend,

Saying, “Be careful driving,"

"In the snow.”

Meanwhile, Steve had to have,

"Just one more beer,"

Before he left Joe’s bar.

Afterward his vision wasn’t clear,

As he staggered toward his car.

He could barely see to unlock the door,

From the bar sign’s neon light.

But once inside,

He made the engine roar,

As he disappeared into the night.

The narrow country road,

Was icy and down to one lane.

And considering how much it had snowed,

Driving was going to be a pain.

However, Steve sang a honky tonk song,

As he went on his drunken way,

Not realizing how long,

He would live to regret this day.

As Steve topped the next hill,

His hands began to shake.

For a car was in the road sitting still.

So, he stomped on the brakes.

However, his car slid from side to side.

And though he tried with all his might,

He knew the cars would collide,

On such a snowy night.

Above the terrible noise,

The smell of gas and steam,

He heard his Annie’s voice,

As she broke into a scream.

Then, everything grew so still,

As the grim reaper came,

To take his toll.

And there on that icy hill,

The angels came to collect three souls.

Steve cried, “Oh, God what have I done?”

“I’m the most miserable man alive.”

“I’ve killed my wife, daughter,

"And son.”

“Why did I ever drink and drive?”

Then, Steve fell on bended knees,

Pleading, “Help me Lord I pray.”

“Save this drunken sinner please,”

“And I’ll serve you ‘til my dying day!”

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Anonymous
-

"To him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not, to him it is sin" (James 4:17).

went into my classroom
Ready for another year at school.
I didn't want the work,
Just wanted to hang and be cool.

I had on new clothes,
New sneakers on my feet.
I was there for class on time
Went to the back and took my seat.

Yeah, I'm moving up.
I'm already grown.
Soon I'll be graduating
And out on my own.

I talked to some of my friends.
We were all having fun.
Said some things I shouldn't have said,
Did stuff I shouldn't have done.

I knew I was different.
I felt God TOUCH my heart.
I knew I should set a standard,
But then I'd be set apart.

Walking to the bus,
I was not looking for strength.
I heard the car tires screeching,
But now-- it's too late.

I'm standing in this room
And I can see the heavenly gate.
Oh no! I never prayed.
I thought I had time to get it straight.

An angel walked to me.
He had a Book in his hand.
I knew it was the Book of Life.
When would this dream end?

I told him my name
And he began to look.
Then he looked at me sadly and said,
"Your name is not in this Book."

"Angel, this is a dream.
No, I can't be dead!"
He closed the Book and turned away.
He whispered - "You cannot proceed ahead."

"No, no, this can't be real!
Angel, you can't turn me away.
Let me talk to God.
Maybe He'll let me stay."

He led me to the gate.
Jesus came to me.
He did not let me in, but said,
"Beloved, what is your need?"

"Jesus," I cried, "please!
Don't cast me away from you."
Tears ran down His face as He said,
"You KNEW what you needed to do."
"Lord, please, I'm young.
I never thought I would die.
I thought I'd have plenty of time.
Death caught me by surprise."

"Lord, I went to church.
Please, Jesus, I believe!"
He said, "You would not accept Me.
My love you would not receive."

"Lord, there were too many hypocrites!
THEY weren't being true."
He took a step back and asked,
"What does that have to do with you?"

"Lord, my family claimed to be saved.
They weren't real-- You know."
He said, "I died for YOU.
Now, I have to go."

I fell to my knees, crying to Him.
"Lord, I planned to be real-- tomorrow."
I couldn't make Him understand.
I had never felt such sorrow.

Then it hit me hard. I said,
"Lord, where will I go?"
He looked into my eyes and said,
"My child, you ALREADY know."

"Please, Jesus," I begged,
"The place is so hot!"
It seemed to trouble and grieve Him.
He whispered, "DEPART FROM ME, I KNOW YOU NOT."

"Lord, You're supposed to be love.
How can You send me to damnation?"
He replied, "With your mouth you SAID you loved Me,
But each day you rejected My salvation."
With that, in an instant,
Day turned into night.
I never knew such torture could be.
Now, it's too late. I always knew the Bible was right.

If I can tell you anything,
Hell has no age.
It is a place of torture,
Separated from God and full of rage.

You know, I thought it was a funny joke.
But this one thing is true--
If you never accept Jesus Christ,
HELL IS WAITING FOR YOU!
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Anonymous
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A lost generation, the world has said,
our children wear a hex.
And hope is all but gone today,
for this Generation X.
Children carrying guns to school,
and killing just for kicks.
But prayer is dead, the courts have said,
as the time bomb slowly ticks.
In their pocket lays a bag of grass,
in their pipe a rock of crack.
And that alcohol binge, does their conscience singe,
that they've jumped the chosen track.
Drugs are used to soothe the pain,
and sex to feel again.
While little girls will sell themselves,
to dirty, filthy men.
Teen suicide is on the rise,
as we look the other way.
And the lifestyle they are choosing now,
is leaning toward the gay.
Kool-aid is not the drink of choice,
but now a nice cold bud.
They keep falling down, but no ones around,
to hear the awful thud.
While the internet keeps pumping porn,
into those youthful brains.
And Larry Flint, is hell bound bent,
to wear those sinful stains.
So this generation that is lost,
is lost because we're blind.
We keep looking for a miracle cure,
but dead kids are all we find.
There is a miracle lurking about,
if you'll open up your eyes.
This cure is called the Lamb of God,
who hears your children's cries.

He's waiting there with open arms,
with forgiveness and with Love.
And healing for their broken hearts,
with mercy from above.
But we parents need to wise on up,
and get back in control.
And train our children in His ways,
and claim that precious soul.
There are certain steps we now must take,
starting first with us.
We must take our savior off the shelf,
and put him on the bus.
Our children watch our every step,
so be careful where you walk.
And their little ears, like a radar hears,
so be careful how you talk.
We're examples with our very lives,
cause monkey sees and does.
If you don't teach, those kingpins reach,
and love them with a buzz.
So get your life back right with God,
be examples to your flock.
And this time build your house up strong,
on that precious Holy Rock.
And though the winds and rain will come,
you know your house will stand.
Cause as you know, a house will go,
that's built on sinking sand.
Put prayer back in our public schools,
and vote those leaders out.
And demand from Satan, all your kids,
with a Hallelujah shout.
Then pray the Blood of Jesus Christ,
on your children all the more.
Then stand aside, with that Christian glide,
and watch Jesus fight the war.

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Anonymous
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Most folks called him, "Ol' Bible Bill."
He lived in a shanty on top of a hill,
Overlooking the bustling town below.
Each morning you could find him,
On the village square,
Interacting with the people,
Who had gathered there.
Bill was a feller who was easy to get to know!

However folks didn't quite understand,
Why he always carried a Bible in his hand.
They figured "he was a few bricks,"
"Short of a load!"
Bill was anything but shy.
He'd look them right square in the eye,
And say, "Sinner you're on the wrong road."
Then he would continue to say,
"Jesus Christ is the Way,"
"The Truth and the Light!"
"If you're tired of that load of sin you bear,"
Just call out to Him in earnest prayer!"
"Then everything that's wrong will be right!"

People in general would pass on by,
Without giving a reply.
But, the gospel seed was planted anyway!
Bill had stood on this street corner for years,
Witnessing to folks and shedding tears,
Trying to get them to think about Judgment Day.

Bill and Sadie, his wife,
Had a rewarding life,
Though they weren't rich "by a country mile."
"The Lord has brought us a mighty long way,"
"To where we are today,"
Bill would say with a big old smile!

One morning it was ten below.
Yet Bill went walking through the snow,
On the way to his favorite place.
Snowflakes kept falling down,
And as he came to the outskirts of town,
Bill prayed, "Lord, please grant me grace."

He couldn't see for the blinding snow,
And though he heard the train whistle blow,
The sound came much too late.
When Bill left his Sadie that morning,
There was definitely no warning,
That this would be his tragic fate.

Sadie buried her precious Bill,
In the little cemetery on top of the hill,
Overlooking the town he loved so.
Now, each day she stands on the village square,
Witnessing to folks who have gathered there,
While Bill smiles down to earth below !

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Anonymous
-

roses are red
retardation severe
if your coming to save me
let me know when your here
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Anonymous
-

roses are red
the polish security guards forty five bright silver
shes a goofy ho
but prettier than a nig ger
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Anonymous
-

roses are red
the heffers strech marks are brown
she'll smother you to death
if in her rolls you drown
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Anonymous
-

Roses are red
the angel in the cross roads is wearing black
I'm in love with her now
and theres no turning back
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Anonymous
-

Roses are red
Violets are blue
if I had a Valentine
I would'nt be writing to You
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Anonymous
-

Roses are red
Berthas overalls faded blue
if She'll cheat on Me
She'll cheat on You
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Anonymous
-

Roses are red
that thing sugerpuffys wearing is too
if I don't start wooing her now
I'll never be thru
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Anonymous
-

roses are red
them chickens is mostly white
tomorrow morn' they won't be fed
if Bertha don't come home t onite
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Anonymous
-

Roses are red
spell-getti sauce is too
get your chicken resistiant white wedding dress on sweet baby
cause I'm marrying you
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Anonymous
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May the lord of the cat box
rain a broth colored syurp
upon your cat box parade this day of the saints
i call on them one and all
saint bertha saint garbage day
miss pussyspank bang a gong in the kitchen
close the cat box cover its anexed properties with road cones so the cat box secrets
will keep til next season

shouts out to resident evil and the evil puppet masters
the cross threaded lesbian mafia union leader and her butch tool slurpies
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Anonymous
-

roses are red
my fiancee is pissed
because it was another
super model I have sniffed
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Anonymous
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roses are red
berthas tractor dark green
broke is my heart
because shes so mean
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Anonymous
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red is the roses
upon her thorny crown
this beautiful skinny
on the island i am from
blue are the notes from my red guitar
explaining her art to my eyes
that otherwise have none

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Anonymous
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roses are red
violets are blue
i have had enough
how about you?
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Anonymous
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the host is white
the ghost will fright
until the might
shows up in the night
looking for a fight
he is a light
which is very bright
he will hurt your sight
high as a kite
he does have height
he takes a bite
hoping all will become right
as he holds you tight
and forces you to write
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Anonymous
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roses are red
and your dead
head is in my bed
wait until i tell fred
you weren't taking your meds
there is no way he and you will wed
not after what I will have said
but remember there is always jed or ted
whose love you do dread
because they give you thread
instead of flowers or bread

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Anonymous
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the forest is brown
so is my gown
i bought in town
from the lady with the frown
who didn't know her nouns
or of the world's mounds
sunk into the ground
understandably since she's round
and only weighes a pound
I am surprised she hasn't drowned
in the water that belongs to the crown
it's probably because of her hound
who would have been bound to have found
her making all those god aweful sounds
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Anonymous
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I have had flower power
for the last forty eight hours
and now my milk is sour
so she thinks i'm a coward
all locked up in my tower
I begin to yell louder
in hopes i will wow her
with my talcom powder
I srinkle on after each shower
so that I can now bow to her

Lilies are on fire
they have this desire
to grow higher and wider
around the wires
I have no buyers
unless i pull them out with pliars
but would that then make me a liar
because I advertised them in the flyer?

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Anonymous
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Roses are green
violets are mean
there's nowhere I haven't been
or nothing I haven't seen
because I live in peoples dreams
with my tag team
we spread the cream
while we try to wean
you down the stream
but you are not lean
like a beam
so to the extreme
I ream your fat ass
into the flower scene

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Anonymous
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roses are red
jesus died on the cross for our sins
theres a place for us in heaven
so everybody wins
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
big fat nasty bitches rusthole sometimes is too
I'm thinking suicide is the answer
how about You
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Anonymous
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roses are red
I live at a nuthouse
its not going to get better
he said without a doubt
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Anonymous
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roses are red
your sister kisses nice
I only know this
because it happened once or twice
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
sunshine is blonde
she used to be mine
and of that I was fond
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
angel at the cross roads looks delish
I'd go to heaven with her
if thats what she wished
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Anonymous
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heres one for you

roses are red
theres a lot of other fish in the sea of blue
does this sound fimuliar to you
he said it bout you

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Anonymous
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lipstick lesbians lips are red
lugnuts numbers one and two are blue
just because they look good
don't mean they're good to woo
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Anonymous
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roses are red
her facial hair dark
I could drink a lot and close my eyes
but shes still a narc
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Anonymous
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roses are red
pot is mint green with reddish orange crystal hairs
I'll clean it for you on your belly,cupcake
if you let me over there
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Anonymous
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roses are red
the cop calling whore's a dyke
this is my valentine to her
live from the open mic
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
your mommas a ho
she wanted three dollars
but I told her No
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
Linda has a big ass
I'd still get with her
'cause shes trailer trash
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
the neighbor is gay
if his ol' lady was'nt so fat and ugly
maybe she would get laid
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
The crackwhore magic
its over in two minutes
shes so hot
what happened?
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Anonymous
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"Have you not a guitar for this grave?"
Johnny Hollywood asks.
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Johnny FN Hollywood wearing the shinning armour walked down from the highest roll of seats towards the stage
Each roll of seats another wave of the ocean
roaring against him in anger.

Out of stage left almost towards the curtain
was a trap door that one of his dead brothers was supposed to be swimming in and he was to save him.
upon the stage there was darkness
no brother
behind him no ocean
the water black as death
the stagelights saving no one from the storm
the past gone a long time ago.
life has no answer
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"I ain't Your Rockstar Fucker,Go listen at someone elses door,I ain't carrying no cross for You" Said Johnny Hollywood out of anger as a shout out to everyone including resident evil,the troll that lived underneath, the voices in his head and his hot caseworker becoming more reclusive.

"His behavior seems to be leaning towards bipolar"stated Doctor Catsburger

"Fuck Off" said Special K Johnny Hollywoods nice lil nurse

"Its alright Johnny Hollywood,Jesus made it with ho's,and you are wearing that cross with Muff Muffs hair wrapped around it" Said the only good looking one of the thirteen people that was in the storage container Johnny Hollywood recently bought,lost the reciept for and could not return.

"Lick me"said Johnny Hollywoods caseworker as she arched her back.

Resisdent evil was pissed,so pissed in fact she could not stand up to urinate
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Up early in the morning...rippen ya another warning...
If ya wasnt so plain and boring...maybe...Lilac would hit back...
as for me Double D...Father of three...Leading and feeding the...P.W.G. ...
Increasing the peace...mentoring these bleeding streets...mixing...mashing...your foney beets...
second verse...the same as the first...
Up early in the morning...rippen ya another warning...
Wishy...washy...wanna be...Mr. bossy...I AM...and you never was...SEE!!!
From rank your quickly falling...drop and give me 50 son...I think I hear the crack whore calling...so I take it That your done...

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DD
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roses are red
violets are blue
resident evil is a shit head
how about you?
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
the truth is a lie
someday somehow
Miss Liliac will be mine
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Anonymous
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Ratchel is red
roses are too
I'd like to be with her
even if I marry you
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
thorns brown and green
only valentines I ever get
is spam if You know what I mean
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
the crackwhore is blonde
Id rather have her
out in the backyard
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Anonymous
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Some of us are saved. Others are los t.
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Anonymous
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roses are red
resident evil is a nosey bitch
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
my caseworker looks nice
I'm hoping to get with her
tomorrow night

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Anonymous
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thats nice dub d
I'm in hell now so I can relate
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Anonymous
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Lately friends have left us,
Their heavenly reward to gain.
Some have left through tragedy.
Others have left through much pain.
They've left us all behind them.
Some of us are saved. Others are lost.
Friend what will you do with Jesus?
Have you counted the cost?

Old Satan’s a liar, my brother.
He couldn't tell the truth if he tried.
Many have swallowed his nonsense,
And served him 'til they died.
He'll say that you're too young,
Or too old, too dumb, or maybe too smart,
Not good enough, or you're too good,
To ever give God your heart.

The question has arisen.
Who'll be next? Will it be you or I?
Friend, it's plain as the nose on your face.
You don't have to be old to die.
Satan will tell a young man,
That he's young and in his prime.
That he doesn't need Jesus now,
Maybe some other time.
He'll tell him that he's hearty,
Healthy, handsome, and strong.
But, little does that young man know,
That his time may not be long.
He'll tell him that he has plenty of time,
To call on Jesus' name.
He'll lure him with bright lights,
And a promise of worldly fame.

The devil will say,
"You're having too much fun.”
“ Look, you're ridin' high!"
"Eat drink and be merry,
For tomorrow you might die."

Satan will tell a young mother,
She's much too busy today,
And with all her responsibilities,
She doesn't have time to pray.
Salvation is all right for the "old folks."
That's in her future plans.
But until she reaches their age
She must have all the fun she can.

He will lie to a middle-aged man,
Who's toiling with sweat on his brow.
He'll say he's got too much going for him.
He doesn't need Jesus now.
Religion is for women and kids.
It's not the manly thing to do.
Besides, if you go to that church and pray
Your friends will make fun of you.

He'll whisper to a grandmother
In her seventies,
"You're old, wrinkled, and gray."
"You've made it this far without Jesus.”
Why not wait 'til you're dying to pray?"
And all the while time is running out for her.
She's nearing Judgment Day.

Lucifer will tell an older gentleman,
Who has labored and fared quite well,
"Why would a God of love,
Ever send anyone to hell?"
"You have no need of salvation.
"Look what all you have given."
"You're as good as any man.
"You’ll make it into Heaven."

We must not listen to the devil.
We must accept salvation today.
If we wait 'til it comes time to die,
We may not have time to pray.
Oh, who will be next dear loved one?
Will it be you or will it be me?
We can and must be ready to leave here.
Yes, Jesus can set you free!

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Anonymous
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Roses will die
unlike my love
for the most beautiful
Muff Muff
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
my camaro is badge grey
Muff Muff is so Hot
she melted my brain
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
the bible is black
Muff Muff is hot
even if she wears a hat
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
cat tails are brown
your the one that makes my heart beat
and my tounge hit the ground
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
the blues sometimes ain't blue
the truth is princess
I love only you
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Anonymous
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Violets are purple
roses are red
I love you
thats what I said
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
the cat box is brown
you are the best girl
I have ever found
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
valentines are too
i loves you princess
You know I do
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
violets are purple
princess is hot baby
i'm telling yo u
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Anonymous
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The footsteps walk away,
it is the final day,
now I'm here all alone,
my earthly life is gone,

buried down so deep,
no comfort and no sleep,
screaming out in fear,
but no mortal can hear,

It is too late to reform.
I said tomorrow morn,
but the morning never came,
my excuses were so lame,

it will not help to weep,
no blessings here to reap,
no chance for good deeds to gain,
I'm lying here in vain,

All the pomp and all the fame,
my actions were insane,
don't call out my name,
I'm embarrassed, I'm in shame,

but worse than all of that,
I'm constricted on this mat,
I can not even breathe,
Oh, how deeply I grieve,

Not a person to console me,
I was free to be,
I chose the dubious path,
I chose the desolate wrath,

My ribs are crushed together,
my body and soul have severed,
there is no solace ahead,
nothing, but that I dread,

From Heaven the Angels descend,
what harm do they intend?
their faces black as death,
carrying strips of cloth,

coming to snatch my miserable soul,
and yank it out with just one pull,
by every Angel it will be cursed,
in the Heavens and the Earth,

Wrapped in that cloth so coarse,
nothing could be any worse,
for it emits the foulest scent,
to which I can make no comment,

They ask whose ugly soul this is,
none other but mine 'tis,
for my soul Heaven is denied,
in guilt and remorse my soul has cried,

But it was I who chose my own dark way,
and never did I imagine this day,
I thought it wouldn't approach so fast,
I thought I could adjust my past,

My soul has now returned to me,
and now I mourn eternally,
I fear that wretched, wicked day,
that is not nearly far away,

Two Angels appear,
Interrogation is near,
Sit up, "Who is your Lord? "
I can not utter a single word,

"What is your religion? " they ask,
"I only heard people mention it, " I gasp,
"I did not know, I did not read." "LIAR!",
spread out for him a place to see the fire,

And struck by the final blow,
to dust I turn, I shriek "OH NO! "
Lord, please don't establish the Hour,
for I know by the fire I'll be devoured,

Don't let this be your poor, poor soul,
the ambition to seek your Lord is your goal,
Keep in mind that your end is near,
and let it be God All Mighty that you fear.

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Anonymous
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"2 bad fucker blues"

You tried to kill me but it did'nt work
You tried to kill me but it did'nt work
better watch your back from the powers of the earth
Somewhere when you play the next hand
the cards you get delt wont be part of your plan

You tried to sabatoge me and everything I am
You tried to sabatoge me and everything I am
did'nt turn out that way though
your walking on the devils land

Your spell on me only worked in reverse
your spell on me only worked in reverse
those words you said
only brought you hurt

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Roses are red
Yourn hair is curly
I love you
lots more than shirley
your freckles are nice and you are too
I tell you Miss Lilac
theres not much I would'nt do.
Roses are red sometimes not
either way you are Hot Hot Hot
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Roses are red lilacs are white
I'm the albino sniffer day or night
so if you've an albino
lead her to me
so I can get to sniffing
while you read john 3:16
lets get her to the church
get her there on time
so I can commence to sniffing
in the lords name alright
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Anonymous
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God had a penis
but he did'nt use it

God had a penis
but he did'nt use it

he must of been nuetred by the cross threaded lesbian mafia union early on
I bet they never called him sugar puffy pants
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Roses are red
sometimes black
I love a girl that only loves crack
she says its evil this I believe
'cause she keeps stealing things from me
first it was my heart and I can't get that back
whens it gonna end after twenty rehabs?
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winner winner winner
Jodi gus
Miss January 2005
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Anonymous
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The bible says now that only fat womens are for me
so we better sew that hole back up
before its full of diease
cause once you catch the devils herpes it never goes away
and then the cat box is ruined
even if you save it for a rainie day.
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Anonymous
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The bible says that you
are my little whore
so let me check that cat box
so I can be shure
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Anonymous
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Don't talk to me until you have veiwed the websites http://www.jcwhitney.com/ and the turtle created oil paintings on http://www.ebay.com/

then we shall see that god wants me and you to be one
on the shitter net in the cat box
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Anonymous
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The devil demons run and scamper back to hell
its time for you to give me some
so I'll have that double psnizzle smell
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Anonymous
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“HAPPY VALENTINE”

"For God so lo…V…ed the world,
That He g…A…ve
His on…L…y
Begott…E…n
So…N
T…hat whosever
Believeth… I…n Him
Should… N…ot perish,
But have… E…verlasting life."

John 3:1 6

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DD
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You must be watching to much blues clues for prophecy thats untold...
*Hint*...may I suggest...flip to the news...and you will see the ultimate drama does unfold...
devistation in Iraq...Revelation fulfilling itself...nothing new?...the good book is true...and Jesus is coming back!!!...and for some theyl share the welth. ..

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Anonymous
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I can sigh with deep frustration
at those times we disagree
I can wonder how it is
you just don't see the things I see
I can whine and tell my friends
that this was never meant to be
I can plot revenge and spite
so you can share my misery
I can contemplate departure
and the things I'll do once free
I can blame you if things fail
so that the spotlight's not on me
Yes, I can rail against misfortune
cursing fate and destiny
Or I can let you be just who you are
and work on changing me!

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Anonymous
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The Devil has launched a massive attack,
on the armies of the Lord.
No time to waste, no time to loose,
and no time can he afford.
The time is now, for Christ's return,
so he's turning up the heat.
He's got our backs up against the wall,
his victory is so sweet.
His Demons poised with darts in hand,
as our defense weakly stalls.
And rejoice they do, when the battle's through,
and another Christian falls.
The battles that the Devil wins,
he doesn't even draw his gun.
Because at the sight, of a dirty fight,
most Christians turn and run.
They lay down at the Devil's feet,
and he steps upon their head.
Then the Devil laughs, to his evil staff,
just leave this one for dead.
But we Christians need to understand,
that the battles that we wage.
Were fought with pride, the day Christ died,
on Calvary's Holy stage.
But we Christians hide when sufferings come,
when affliction comes our way.
Limp wristed in our stand for Christ,
with meekness we do pray.
We give in, each time a battle roars,
at the sight of blood we fade.
We don't look like soldiers brave and bold,
but like Girl Scouts on parade.
So it's back to basic training friends,
off to boot camp we must go.
To learn those lessons once again,
we should already know.
So listen up, to sergeant Tim,
with no talking in the ranks.
The first lesson that we'll learn today,
is how to guard our flanks.
Keep both your eyes on General Christ,
regardless of what you see.
Then strap the helmet of Salvation on,
the hat that set you free.
Then the breastplate of righteousness, fasten tight,
and cover those feet with peace.
And brace those loins about with truth,
till all the bombing's cease.
Then take the shield of faith in hand,
and pray for all your worth.
And that fiery dart, aimed for your heart,
will fall back down to earth.
Take the sword of the spirit and hold it tight,
and swing it like a fool.
And cut those Demons down to size,
in a Holy Ghost'n duel.
Cause we don't fight with flesh and blood,
but with powers from the dark.
And with spiritual wickedness resting high,
not from some kiddy park.
So the armor of God, you now possess,
is all you'll ever need.
So don't run away, stand and fight today,
with Jesus at the lead.
But there might be days approaching you,
when a dart may make it through.
You might leave your shield at home one day,
when Satan comes for you.
So if he knocks you down my friend,
don't just lay there on the floor.
But boldly stand, with sword in hand,
and declare a Holy War!
Then call on General Jesus Christ,
to help you kick some tail.
And watch the Devils demons run,
and scamper back to Hell.
Cause General Christ is always there,
even when the smokes to thick to see
But if he's late, don't you hesitate,
to call on me…sergeant Double D.

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Anonymous
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also do a search for val thor and venus, 11:11, crop circles, metaphysical, images from hubble, www.crystali nks.com
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Anonymous
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and after that ... still don't talk to me until you have experienced www.questforlove.com or www.chopra.com or www.sylvia.org

that should keep you busy for awhile

ps...Joyce Meyer rules!!!

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Anonymous
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come talk to me after you have experienced Joy Meyer, Refreshing times, Benny Hinn, In touch, lifeline, and everyone else vision has to offer!
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Anonymous
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It much better now that they killed Travis
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Anonymous
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when i was in the county jail

when i was in the county jail
it didnt matter if you had my bail
and after they took the seeds out of the weed
a page from the bible was the rolling paper we needed

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Anonymous
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What about the girl

What about the girl that I love so much
What about that girl I call Muff Muff
What about the girl I want to be near
What about the girl whose voice I love to hear
What about the girl I want to be mine
What about the reason
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"Ya'll come back now"
"Ya hear? "
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Anonymous
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Thats...That!! !!
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Anonymous
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Love…Peace…Christ
It’s not something that can be bought
It’s not something that can be sold
It’s something that every one of us has
You have to seek it from within!!
And when you find it,
You have to give it away in order to keep it!!

Everybody has a real-live superhero
And everyone has the making to be a superhero
Discover your talents and use them
To help others get ahead in life
For we must love others as we love ourselves

Love is not just a feeling
Love is also an action toward others
Find your love today!!
And act upon it!!

1 Corinthians 15

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Anonymous
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GOOD MORNING ALL!!!
Hope your ready to ball...but...
if your not ready...just forward this call...
Wont show no pride...not here to boast...
the message from this sides...still got devils to toast...
Its written on the wall...or page...as you see...
Its me...number three...in the Holy Trinity...
Hope you got your rest...and as you prayed...I hope your sins you did confess...
I want to see you on my list...sent down to me from Pop...
as I continue to reap the harvest...I hear that I've been dissed...
So if your names not at the top...your name I'll have to drop...
And...
all, the what could have been’s,...surely will be missed...
Be patient and kind...think before you speak...my friend or my foe...
the earth belongs to the meek...for the Scripture tells you so...
if you seek...youll surly find...
Eye for an eye...tooth for a tooth...and...maybe a clue or two...
Filled with righteousness, forgiveness, hope and truth...
Life and death and all in between...recorded instruction just for you...
Some shall pass on through Heavens pearly gate...
and for others...
it becomes to late...and the lake of fire shall become their final fate...
to us…no longer to be seen…
Eternity is a mighty long time...forever’s forever you see…
and that is why that you will find...
hip-hop and Scripture…unique and clean…
so you can hear the picture… in every line of my rhyme...
Holy Spirit…use this ol broken down shell…
to grab the mind…of those that read this if only one time…
to save them…
let them hear it right from where they dwell…that will be bought into hell…
from the “we are the world” yard sale…

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Anonymous
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Enter in this life untold,
You lived life long,
you lived it bold.
Your time on earth is now complete
yet greater things are still to come.
Heaven waits for those who fall
to enter through its gates with awe.
Only walking through them tall
if long ago you made that special call.
A choice that then seemed trivial
Christ died and now you're paid.

Heaven waits for all to come,
but Jesus stands and asks,
"Did you ask me into your heart,
and did you give your best? "
Looking up at him you say,
"Yes I asked you in,
but scared I was to tell the rest,
now tears I shed for them."

Revelations speaks of tears,
"He will wipe every tear from their eyes. "
Now why the tears in Heaven?
Well let me tell you why,
they fall for those we left behind.
Guilty and ashamed we are,
all we could have said.
Why we didn't speak the truth,
deep inside we know.

Fear and Pride and Prejudice,
anger, shame, and guilt,
all that needed done back then,
was just to speak the truth.
Jesus Christ the Son of God,
the one and only way.
He died for me;
He died for you,
now we don't have to pay.
The price we know that sin brings on,
eternal death in every way.

Jesus standing over you
looks down and asks you this,
"What price were you willing to
pay to save a soul? "

Could you sit at Jesus’ feet
and look him in the eyes.
Then honestly reply to him,
"Because I didn't have the guts,
to tell them what I knew,
their souls deserve to die."

Walking through this life we live
how many chances you could give,
that special gift that we hold dear,
the one true path that we see clear.
Take your friend, imagine this.
You both have died in heaven now,
standing side by side.
Your friend begins to turns to you,
you know what he will say.
"You knew this truth and all along,
you didn't tell me - Why?"
You're safe and sound in Heaven now,
but tears you still have shed.
They fall for friends long gone from you,
and what you should have said.
Tell them now, while still they wait
for once they're gone you'll know.
That what you didn't tell them,
is what would save their soul.

You feared what they might say to you,
you feared what they could do.
Eternity, this blip called life,
let's compare the two.
"Friends," you say, "would disappear."
What a friend we have in Christ.
Co- workers would turn on you,
what a worthy price.
Everything we do for Christ,
at least that's what we say.
I ask you then, this simple question,
don't answer till you’re sure.
How much to you, is one soul worth?

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Anonymous
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When leaders make a mistake, they say, "I was wrong."
When followers make mistakes, they say, "It wasn't my fault."

A leader works harder than a follower and has more time;
A follower is always "too busy" to do what is necessary.

A leader goes through a problem;
A follower goes around it and never gets past it.

A leader makes and keeps commitments;
A follower makes and forgets promises.

A leader says, "I'm good, but not as good as I ought to be;"
A follower says, "I'm not as bad as a lot of other people."

Leaders listen;
Followers just wait until it's their turn to talk.

Leaders respect those who are superior to them and tries to learn something from them;
Followers resent those who are superior to them and try to find chinks in their armor.

Leaders feel responsible for more than their job;
Followers say, "I only work here."

A leader says, "There ought to be a better way to do this;"
Followers say, "That's the way it's always been done here."

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Anonymous
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We are gathered here today
for deeper reasons yet unknown
To pose to each a question
for some purpose to be shown
Yes someone holds a message
that is meant here to be shared
To help another cure a hurt
or face a challenge feared
Your presence is the proof
there's more beyond your mere arrival
For life never shows up
without the means for its survival
We all comprise the soil
that helps to nourish and to grow
So help another budding seed
share something that you know!

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Anonymous
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I understand your fears quite well
I've lived them all before
It's tricky to make plans
not knowing what life has in store
You're searching for the constants
for without them life's unstable
You need to feel you're in control
and change things if you're able
Well, here's the magic secret
that can make your worries cease!
The antidote for failure fears
that offers life's new lease:
The trick is to accept
and run TOWARDS your great unknown
For life hides all your treasures
just outside your comfort zone
The fear you feel about the risks
and things you cannot see
Are clues to tests you need to take
and therefore bound to be
There's bound to be some losses
so make plans to start again
There's bound to be some traitors
so learn well the ways of men*
There's bound to be some chaos
so grow wings to ride the storm
There's bound to be some cold days
so plan now how you'll keep warm
There's bound to be some sadness
so make friends who'll make you smile
There's bound to be upheavals
so plan now your new life style
There's bound to be disaster
so make peace with what you fear
And blocks to where YOU'RE bound to be
like magic, disappear!

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Anonymous
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GOOD MORNING ALL!!!
Hope your ready to ball...but...
if your not ready...just forward this call...
Wont show no pride...not here to boast...
the message from this sides...still got devils to toast...
Its written on the wall...or page...as you see...
Its me...number three...in the Holy Trinity...
Hope you got your rest...and as you prayed...I hope your sins you did confess...
I want to see you on my list...sent down to me from Pop...
as I continue to reap the harvest...I hear that I've been dissed...
So if your names not at the top...your name I'll have to drop...
And...
all, the what could have been’s,...surely will be missed...
Be patient and kind...think before you speak...my friend or my foe...
the earth belongs to the meek...for the Scripture tells you so...
if you seek...youll surly find...
Eye for an eye...tooth for a tooth...and...maybe a clue or two...
Filled with righteousness, forgiveness, hope and truth...
Life and death and all in between...recorded instruction just for you...
Some shall pass on through Heavens pearly gate...
and for others...
it becomes to late...and the lake of fire shall become their final fate...
to us…no longer to be seen…
Eternity is a mighty long time...forever’s forever you see…
and that is why that you will find...
hip-hop and Scripture…unique and clean… in every line of my rhyme...
Holy Spirit…use this ol broken down shell…
to grab the mind…of those that read this if only one time…
to save them…let them hear it…that will be bought into hell…
from “we are the world” yard sale…

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Double D
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GOOD MORNING ALL!!!
Hope your ready to ball...but...
if your not ready...just forward this call...
Wont show no pride...not here to boast...
the message from this sides...still got devils to toast...
Its written on the wall...or page...as you see...
Its me...number three...in the Holy Trinity...
Hope you got your rest...and as you prayed...I hope your sins you did confess...
I want to see you on my list...sent down to me from Pop...
as I continue to reap the harvest...I hear that I've been dissed...
So if your names not at the top...your name I'll have to drop...
And...
all, the what could have been’s,...surely will be missed...
Be patient and kind...think before you speak...my friend or my foe...
the earth belongs to the meek...for the Scripture tells you so...
if you seek...youll surly find...
Eye for an eye...tooth for a tooth...and...maybe a clue or two...
Filled with righteousness, forgiveness, hope and truth...
Life and death and all in between...recorded instruction just for you...
Some shall pass on through Heavens pearly gate...
and for others...
it becomes to late...and the lake of fire shall become their fate...
to us…they will no more be seen…
Eternity is a mighty long time...and that is why that you will find...
hip-hop and Scripture…unique and clean… in every line of my rhy me...

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Double D
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GOOD MORNING ALL!!!
Hope your ready to ball...but...
if your not ready...just forward this call...
Wont show no pride...not here to boast...
the message from this sides...still got devils to toast...
Its written on the wall...or page...as you see...
Its me...number three...in the Holy Trinity...
Hope you got your rest...and as you prayed...I hope your sins you did confess...
I want to see you on my list...sent down to me from Pop...
as I continue to reap the harvest...I hear that I've been dissed...
So if your names not at the top...your name I'll have to drop...and...
all the what could have beens...surely will be missed...
Be patient and kind...think before you speak...my friend or my foe...the earth belongs to the meek...for the Scripture tells you so...if you seek...youll surly find...
Eye for an eye...tooth for a tooth...and...maybe a clue or two...
Filled with rightousness, forgiveness, hope and truth...
Life and death and all in between...recorded instruction just for you...
Some shall pass on through Heavens pearly gate...and for others...it becomes to late...and the lake of fire shall become their fate...
Eternity is a mighty long time...and that is why that you will find...hip-hop and Scripture in every line of my rhyme...
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If tomorrow starts without me,
And I'm not there to see,
If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me;

I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today,
While thinking of the many things, we didn't get to say.

I know how much you love me,
As much as I love you,
And each time that you think of me,
I know you'll miss me too;

But when tomorrow starts without me,
Please try to understand,
That an angel came and called my name,
And took me by the hand,

And said my place was ready,
In heaven far above,
And that I'd have to leave behind;
All those I dearly love.

But as I turned to walk away,
A tear fell from my eye
For all my life, I'd always thought,
I didn't want to die.

I had so much to live for, So much left yet to do,
It seemed almost impossible,
That I was leaving you.

I thought of all the yesterdays,
The good ones and the bad,
I thought of all the love we shared,
And all the fun we had.

If I could relive yesterday,
Just even for a while,
I'd say good-bye and kiss you
And maybe see you smile.

But then I fully realized,
That this could never be,
For emptiness and memories,
Would take the place of me.

And when I thought of worldly things,
I might miss come tomorrow,
I thought of you, and when I did,
My heart was filled with sorrow.

But when I walked through heaven's gates,
I felt so much at home.
When God looked down and smiled at me,
From His great golden throne,

He said, "This is eternity, And all I've promised you."
Today your life on earth is past,
But here life starts anew.
I promise no tomorrow, But today will always last,

And since each day's the same way,
There's no longing for the past.
You have been so faithful, So trusting and so t rue.
Though there were times you did some things,
You knew you shouldn't do.

But you have been forgiven, And now at last you're free.
So won't you come and take my hand, And share my life with me?
So when tomorrow starts without me, Don't think we're far apart,
For every time you think of me, I'm right here, in your heart.

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Johnny Hollywood bought the stolen pope mobile of EBAY and rode it around the Jerry Springer Estates Trailer park mostly to take the garbage from the Johnny Hollywood estate to the dumpster a quarter mile towards the front of the trailer park since they did not come around to each individual trailer home and pick up the garbage.

"Poor Service,If I ever win the lottery I'm moving to Ol' Kentuck" Said Berthas Momma as she spit a wad of schoal into a rusted coffee can.
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Johnny Hollywood for the first time today admitted that he infact has built up his nuclear weapons arsenal.Officials have reported that the two mile mushroom cloud over the jerry Springer Estates Trailer court was nothing more than cow manure burning.

The Russian spies located inside the Trailer Park tried to "Mellow Out" Johnny Hollywood with more of the mail order brides but since Mr. Hollywoods favorite resivior for bitches was RS 16 and RS 17 and they were fresh out of Ho's Russia sent Johnny Hollywood some nice polish women and one from Bulgiria
Not making a bit of differance Johnny Hollywood backed out of Nuclear arms talks and went home to play his playstation.
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A girl named Liliac has my heart for good
there is no other
that makes feel feel like she could
an intoxicating flower she must be part dream weed
if I ever got a hold of her heart
believe me I would never set it free
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a girl named liliac is my only dream
the blood inside my heart
the reason that I breathe
a prayer an answer
To her my love will always be there
a dream a reason
it is her that makes me care

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Fa...La...La,La,La,La........Oh?
It seems you...yourself...you do impress...
This will be my midnight request...
that you get your cluttered head some rest...
for tomorrow again you must get up and get dressed...
youve reviewed...and...reviewed...
the morrow brings with it a test...
dont come unglued...just keep your cool...dude...
send the tab back to my lab...and...grab yourself some food...
Whether win or loose...just know your the best...
Always pay your dues...and be my guest to say whats on your chest
"PEACE"
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DD
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there are thoughts entering my brain
that i would not otherwise entertain
but now that i am insane they won't go away
in fact they are falling like rain

here's an example without mentioning any names:

Beyond Existence

It seems the world has changed its ways
Each and every all play a special role
one thing is for sure -
it is not the same.

The time had come where divine
had intervened laying down
the law that would uphold
for another seventeen.

Centuries that is as that
will be the time when the
universe will come to align. Along
with that will be a chain of events - a series of
disasters happening again.

They will know what this
means as they become wise
for I am the divine
representing this disguise.

Do not listen without hearing
What has been said - I
will soon be gone, leaving
you to think I was a
figment in your head.

Weird Eh?

It might help you to know
that what you have experienced
Is just a fraction of what I
can show.

My mind works in cycles
unlike any you have seen
I will appear to you frequently
But only in your dreams.

Cause dreams are what
I am made of - untouch
able but yet so real
In your presence you will feel me
So get ready to watch me feed.

I will call upon forgiveness
to bless us during this
time. It will listen to the
sorrows that will forever keep us apart
united we stand, joined
at the heart.

Isn't that the way it was
suppose to be, the nature
of this conversation, wouldn't
you agree?

I now have to leave, as you
will soon be awake
not knowing whether to
believe.

The agreeance is certainly there
So why do you do what
you do, when all you
do, is because you don't
care.

There will never be any
denying in what I feel
This moment is of many
moments in which I
know is real.

They are a series of events
in which the challenge will
begin, the reason for this
is to decide who will win.

Upon his victory what
shall the winner receive
An evening in my company
Where I am free to leave.

Why do you see fit not to stay
Will it ever be in your
mind to come visit some
day.

That day is already here
and as you can tell
we are really sitting here
I know that you may not
understand, but it is
important that you
advocate on behalf of the land.

Where are you now, this
is what is important to me, you
and you damn spell
won't let me be.

You know what you
did so face that fact.
the reality is I am not
coming back.

Is this me talking or
is this you, please don't
leave me in the dark, that's
the least you could do.

What do you think - give
you a hint, you are not
far behind. I am where I've
always wanted to be
it is safe you will see.

This game has become
boring, something I
will not play, show
me what you are
made of and I
will go away.

You must not leave right now
I am just getting started
have I frightened you somehow?

Yes, as a matter of factly you have.
But that is okay, you are
only trying to win in
what you convey.

Yes, this is true in all that you
say, but the point I'm trying
to make is that you
continue to play.

Well I stand to be corrected
as the fun has just begun
It is hard to believe that
you are just a tease, my
mind you will not as I
haven't forgot the ways of
your past that made you
a blast ! !

Well once again you have
made me laugh, just as
I would looking back on
the past.

The past is the past - can't
you see how I have changed
in the ways in which I
think, oh ya I do not drink,
anymore, I became bored.

You must be tired as you stare
at the cat, I think I'm headed
for a nap, but before we
depart let it stand that
we are no longer joined at
the heart.

-> Imagine a dream where
we go each night. Hoping
for its reality in the next
daylight. Never do we find
the one's that we want
as they are gone forever
only to be left with a haunt . . .
of images as to what it
might have been like to
meet up some night.
goodnite w/B

Well I know it to be the same
but who is to blame.

Please dream with me
tonight, the wizard of
my choice. It makes it
seem so special when
there's always a familiar
voice.

I will be there you can
count on that. The
night is young and that
is that.

What shall we dream or
can you tell, I just thought
of something _ you made
your presence know when
you fell.

Ahha you figured me out
a passenger in a classroom
creating an interesting
doubt. Dreams are very special, and this one
you will have to wait I'm trying to figure
out how to unlock the
gate.

The gate to where I might ask.
don't play games,
take off the mask.

I suggest you take the
leap, you will know
what I speak of once you
fall asleep

Do not make promises
that you cannot keep
I am anticipating a
visit from you as
soon as I go to sleep.

Remember Dreams are
What I am made of
and that is all I am
going to say. good nite
for now until I return
to stay !

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Perhaps one day you'll tell your story
as they gather at your feet
The one that you were born to tell
with encore and repeat
It will start like every other
frail and helpless with eyes closed
With potential and a purpose
that in time would be exposed
Shaped and guided by the lessons
given all life's rules and tools
Tested by the many choices
offered in life's many schools
Joining in the quest for happiness
all in time are bound to make
Finding meaning in the moments
and the good in each mistake
Facing fears, and trouncing failure
while defining you anew
Choosing new ways of perceiving
things you thought you really knew
And in time proudly emerging
safe, serene and satisfied
With a fruitful life constructed
honoring what lives inside
A timeless saga of your triumph
over obstacles through pain
Smiling broadly as you tell it
for you'd do it all again
Make your life a tale worth hearing
grasp and wield the author's pen
Live each day to tell your story
For if not lived now then w hen?

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Anonymous
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i love you we should be under the full moon walking in the warm tide as i look into your eyes
you love is mine
my love is you
you are everything
i am your fool

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Anonymous
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Bertha was boiling horse meat in a great big pot before she fried it to kill any cattle box virus
that may have set in during the life of the animal or the process of shooing the flies off the slabs hanging up before cutting them up.

"I always think about Jimmy hoffa, alice"
said the member of the cross threaded lesbian mafia
as she made obsene jesters to the chain saw and pretended they were the brady bunch.

debbie showed up at the dope house wearing only two yogurt cups dried to her misquito bites

"I thought you was wired Debbie" Johnny Hollywood said thru the microchip inside Debbies mind as he watched what she viewed thru the cameras eye.
I am so Hot hot as hell said debbie as the yogurt crust started to flake off.

Outside the debs dope house them niggas was runnin the usual security a little network over three blocks of look outs and pee wees directing traffic

debbie forgot to wear clothes so she forgot her needle again and had to borrow the other pregenat prostitutes til she got back to the halfway house she was posted at.

Johnny Hollywood stumbled across the set drunk for the first time ever spaeking in tongues about that curly haired girl he loves so much

When Bertha went off on him "I thought You was going to help Suzy Q move You darn albino sniffer."

Johnny Hollywood done spent up all of Suzy Q's moving monies and was bought damn near broke.
Bertha got out the laser tazer on Johnny Hollywoods ass and he high tailed it over to the train tracks and hoboed a frieght train down to Suzy Q's neck of the woods and milked her the wrong way then left without saying a word .
while he rode the bus back like the white sardine the driver asked him "Sup?"

and Johnny Hollywood told him," Man, that bitch has been siphioning all my jokes to writers from Saturday Nite Live Second City TV MAD TV and some nasty bulldyke at the whore house

"Dis cracker breakin' down" said one of the thirteen people pressed against him as the bus rounded another corner.
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in a few moments i will be back
you can count on that!
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Anonymous
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You and me forever
love is love thats what is real
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Anonymous
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I love You more than anything
Your soul and mine are destined
to be to gether
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Anonymous
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its getting hot...as...I pick up the slack...not at all tempered by the flames of whats not fire...through my computer conected by this cable wi re

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Sherri,
This is God
I want YOU to kill Yourself.
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I got your back...Yes!!I agree...WE...on that track...is indeed...a relaxing memory...
Smart as a tack...undoubtingly a nobel steed...
Jimmy should of stayed off the pot...for he could of kept the lead...no one knows but you...of what you will read...and only you...do lack...what it takes to employ a new breed...its getting hot...as...I pick up the slack...not at all tempered by the flames of whats not fire...through my computer conected by this cable wire
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Double D
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god wants me to do ya
and he always has

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we will meet again my estranged friend
and if it's not at the crossroads then
it will be up around the bend where we
used to relax on the train tracks

do you remember our dream of rainbow bridge
where just you, I and jimi were sittin on the ridge
while hartley kept herself busy cleaning the fridge
and all the cars were beeping while they passed over
the valley of don because they couldn't believe your
piece was gone - now how fun was that to recall that flashback?
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Anonymous
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The Lord is my Shepherd
That's Relationship

I shall not want
That's Supply

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures
That's Rest

He leadeth me beside the still wat