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oh my fucking there is no way I shall bring green to any thing that I do over the next little while! Does this mean I am to not celebrate the luck of the charm?
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Anonymous
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I don't know what is wrong with me
why am I so angry???
i cannot understand why i fascinate about the past
why can I not just get a grasp!!!
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Anonymous
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"Them Old I'm Not Going to Wanna Check That Cat Box When Your Ass Is Two Cat Boxes Wide Blues"
I'm not gonna wanna check that Cat Box
when Your ass gets two Cat Boxes wide
I'm not gonna wanna check that cat box
when Your ass is Two Cat Boxes wide
I shouldn't be giving You Chicken Sandwiches
and mint chocolate chip milk shakes on the sly
I'm so sad now I married up to You
and You gained all that wieght
I should have known all womens is blame Me
for making them fat
last wife I had said the same thing as a matter of fact
and the nieghbors wife and the wife I had before that
I'm not gonna wanna check that Cat Box
when Your ass gets two Cat Boxes wide
I'm not gonna wanna check that cat box
when Your ass is Two Cat Boxes wide
I shouldn't be giving You Chicken Sandwiches
and mint chocolate chip milk shakes on the sly
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: Travis Heffer Sniffer
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Wild Trailer Park Womens
Live at the Walmarts
look He don't even know how to say Walmart
they whisper
ahh but He does it just makes it even more trailer park
but We don't want Your trailer parkness Here at the bank sir
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Doctor Catsburger Your Gringo Man
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To have this vision
thy troll looking bitch
have You no heart
every morning somebody has to wake up and look at it
whether it's the leader of the cross threaded lesbian mafia union or humpty fucking dumpty ,Miss Piggy or the fabulous whorecops the shift commander or Your Momma's pimp why would You do this don't eat that chicken sandwich theres not another that is poetry
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The only fitch in the sea sayeth
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I am going to purposefully gain weight so that I do not have to deal with your lust for me
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Anonymous
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sometimes I cannot control the gun inside my pants
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Anonymous
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_~O_
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! ! Y
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Anonymous
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If I am the liquid then you are the molecues
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Anonymous
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If I am the carpet then you are the squashed ant
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Anonymous
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If I am the mould then you are the b acteria
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Anonymous
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If I am a beer towel then you are a sex towel
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Anonymous
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howling in the night and didn't I go and make a twitch
I know I am a snitch and so now I will bend over and cowel
there is an owl on my pepper salt n' pepper making a high pitched squelch
there's no way you were switched into a pink towel and so you do not have a minge
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Anonymous
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"Cue the girl with the camera"
a photographer waiting in my bed
on cold winter nights
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Who cares
really who cares about any of it
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"It Is Lies"
It is lies
so far away from the truth
lies
that has made up what is You
lies
all answers untrue
it is lies
that You buy into
lies
that You have been fed
lies
from Your subconcious
lies
if You wanted to You couldn't tell the truth
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Travis Ray Cole2007
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"Ghetto Fucking Welfare Ass"
Ghetto fucking welfare ass
whens the last time You had a bath
scratching herpes shingle pox on Your trunk
crack sores link card liquor store
what the fuck
ghetto fucking welfare ass
soup line peeps bootin' up
catchin' TB from passing the bottle round
You and Your Mamma's just alley clowns
Ghetto fucking welfare ass
here comes Your case worker
aren't You going to ask Her to dance?
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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshines
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"Out Of Context"
Vitamin B makes You shit
out of context
out of context
vitamin B makes You shit
out of context
out of context
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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
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"Vinegar Herion Smack Crack Bed And Breakfast Brothel"
Vinegar hair on
vinegar hair on hair on
vinegar vinegar hair on
vinegar
vinegar asian man vinegar asian man
vinegar las vegas vinegar las vegas
hair on
vinegar acetic
watch 'em now
bacteria
hair on cam
hair on dookie peek a boo
vinegar
brake fluid coffee
tricks in the snow
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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
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"Our Love"
Nadya baby baby please
I'm on My bended knee
don't You wanna get with Me
I waited so very long
are love will never have a song
are You sure You want My Heart to expire
Your My only true desire
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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
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Nadya baby baby please
I'm on My bended knee
don't You wanna get with Me
I waited so very long
are love will never have a song
are You sure You want My Heart to expire
Your My only true desire
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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
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everybody shave thier heads for Brittney
She coulda waited
blondes are back in season now
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"Open Up That Groupie Hole"
Open up the groupie hole
whoa whoa whoa whoa
open up that groupie hole
your the one I wanna know
open up that groupie hole
whoa whoa whoa whoa
Doctor Catsburger says its good to go
open up just say ahhhh
I'll let You know
when the levee breaks
thats four words not five
princess keeps My heart alive
open up that groupie hole
is this not what I play the guitar for
sorry I don't have the time
to write a girl like You a ryhyme or sonnet No
with some of that analogy
A.B.B.A.C.D.D.C.E.F.E.F.E.F.
not unless You inspire Me
give to You what You give to Me
mew a little to make it flow
make My heart beat fast and steal My soul
by opening up that groupie hole
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Travis Ray Cole 2007
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Has to pretend Shes a fucking mexican
to be here
has to pretend
has to pretend
has to pretend shes a fucking mexican
and it sad Like Johnny F.N.Hollywoods welfare blues
sad like Travis Ray Coles real blues
She has to pretend Shes a fucking mex ican
yah!!
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We shall mate with our electrical devices
We shall spend quality time with the computers
just like rush 2112 and woody allen in his love machi ne
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Anonymous
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pardon? you say I am polarized to what? Umm, if I usually work alone and am very independent, how then, can I be polarized to something else human or electricity?
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Anonymous
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there is no way even if it were true that I am going to tap into you through energy vibrations---the world's natural travelling system. y and y is not home and will not be available forever until you realize that this energy cannot be rounded up and given to you
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Anonymous
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what ye sayth to me ~ How goes it?
well think I am going to call in the yard dogs
you are acting like insane with your religion and you are looking way to egyptian
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Anonymous
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I am so disappointed with the creator's creation of human beings and their failure to recognize that in the end the creator created it all and it was not for the purpose of allowing those to overindulge but rather it was created to provide balance for those who will make a sincere effort in life.
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Anonymous
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see you don't own me and you certainly don't intimidate me ~ that is for sure.
I am on a plateau which I am in control because I am the control.
I am happy because I am the happy.
who cares about the international communities because what we have here is a failure from all to co mmunicate
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Anonymous
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Instead of helping you add to the problem and this makes me very very angry and it is in this anger where I begin to wonder why I even bother with you by my side. But then I look at our creation only to realize the following statement..."ahh that is w hy".
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Anonymous
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why do people kill?
what is wrong with their neurons?
why are they not firing right?
what's wrong with the sparks created from their thoughts?
I cannot believe what I see and hear in the news?
Why do we have news?
why is there such a need to know?
why why why can't life be good but in a good way?
When will it all end for the people of this world?
what is the purpose of our existence if to only fight?
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Anonymous
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what appears to be going on is not what is really going on and this does bother me if you really must know! I cannot and will not be shoed away like a fly who is in the air buzzing around someone's head would be.
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Anonymous
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"How's The Investigation Going?"
investigación psicológica
spy dog code name herpe sores
insignia de estrella numeral
investigación psicológica
espía polito
investigación psicológica
policia seguro es dental
investigación psicológica
caja se paquete la masa
investigación psicológica
donut finger print
huella digital
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Señor Catsburger
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"Next"
never mind the ghost writing
what about the ghost lap dances
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The Artist formally Known as Shoeshine
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"Time for Yous to get a little churchin' up"
Johnny F.N. Hollywood forgot all about crank calling the escort service when He was drunk last spring and when the mail order anerexik albino showed up
He thought She was His new groupie that He had prayed to the bartenders ass for ever since He learned to play ol' My Darling Clementine when He was Seven, back then the bartender was fetching Him lemonade but that was Six bartenders B.C. (Before Yo Mama's Case Worker bitch.)
So making a deal with the devil and selling Your soul is not what You might see on television or read in Grimm's Fairy Tales,a medical dictionary or even what You hear about and sing along to in an AC/DC or Bob Dylan song,No,it shure the censorfuck ain't,You see,
Johnny F.N. Hollywoods wanted the American Dream,not the new one where You get into the landscapers Union,No, the old one where You become rich and famous playing Your guitar breeding with dizzy little actress' and living happily ever after on all that big rock and roll money from the album sales that no one ever dreamed of giving away on the shitternet.
Afraid to take His rest at night because midget mexican crawled over Him during His sleep and hide in redicously small hiding spots because they were extra petite to the point that He could have been traveling with a circus.
"And why did these midget mesicans hide in spots smaller than a drawer? To make boot legs of Him practicing a censorshit sounding arppegio or accidently detuning the geetard for the fifth time in ten minutes by smashing it against something different each time or keep track of how many times He didn't get laid last week?" Johnny Hollywood asked Himself. "Why,Why record that? Is there a market for that?" In an effort to get away from the mexican midget freak show Johnny F.N. Hollywoods decided to play No Casha since She wanted to have two kids with Him, but He was afraid that if He did commence to woo-ing No Casha He would soon have thirteen welfare recieptants,I mean kids with Her.
Sweet Bertha still cared for Johnny Hollywoods even though He paid His fancy down town High flauting consoler to tell him I Holfa as and singer
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"Time for Yous to get a little churchin' up"
Johnny F.N. Hollywood forgot all about crank calling the escort service when He was drunk last spring and when the mail order anerexik albino showed up
He thought She was His new groupie that He had prayed to the bartenders ass for ever since He learned to play ol' My Darling Clementine when He was Seven, back then the bartender was fetching Him lemonade but that was Six bartenders B.C. (Before Yo Mama's Case Worker bitch.)
So making a deal with the devil and selling Your soul is not what You might see on television or read in Grimm's Fairy Tales,a medical dictionary or even what You hear about and sing along to in an AC/DC or Bob Dylan song,No,it shure the censorfuck ain't,You see,
Johnny F.N. Hollywoods wanted the American Dream,not the new one where You get into the landscapers Union,No, the old one where You become rich and famous playing Your guitar breeding with dizzy little actress' and living happily ever after on all that big rock and roll money from the album sales that no one ever dreamed of giving away on the shitternet.
Afraid to take His rest at night because midget mexican crawled over Him during His sleep and hide in redicously small hiding spots because they were extra petite to the point that He could have been traveling with a circus.
"And why did these midget mesicans hide in spots smaller than a drawer? To make boot legs of Him practicing a censorshit sounding arppegio or accidently detuning the geetard for the fifth time in ten minutes by smashing it against something different each time or keep track of how many times He didn't get laid last week?" Johnny Hollywood asked Himself. "Why,Why record that? Is there a market for that?" In an effort to get away from the mexican midget freak show Johnny F.N. Hollywoods decided to play No Casha since She wanted to have two kids with Him, but He was afraid that if He did commence to woo-ing No Casha He would soon have thirteen welfare recieptants,I mean kids with Her.
Sweet Bertha still cared for Johnny Hollywoods even though He paid His fancy down town High flauting consoler to tell him I Holfa as and singer
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E E E E E E E E
Ana Stacia Ana Stacia
E G AV1/2 AV1/2
how I long to penatrate You
Dm D E
with My glance
E E E E E E E E
Ana Stacia Ana Stacia
My heart don't stand a chance
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Seizure 7th Chords
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a bull got on a pair of scales
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Anonymous
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I feel sorry for Her
You know
You and I have all these names
and She really has no identity
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I don't even bother because it wouldn't matter anyway. there is always going to be a you and there will always be a me and although together it might be impossible to work but apart it is a race between me and me and you don't factor in because its not you I am trying to beat it is myself who longs to beat me
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Anonymous
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Shortly after Sweet Bertha had done run off with Sodbuster,Johnny F.N. Hollywood got drunk and set the slaves free. They stood out in the front of the trailer and looked at Him in bewilderment for a while then went back to landscaping and cleaning stuff.
He picked up the banjo and started picking,howling and barking about freedom and human trafficing until Nocasha gave Him a series of lapdances and they retired to the honeymoon suite proper.
Johnny F.N. Hollywoods woke up with the nine inch barrel of Sweet Bertha's three fifty seven magnum stuck in His temple and started explaing how He knowed No Casha was not His soulmate because She didn't have the obligatory three Case Workers He looked for in a woman.Sweet Bertha wanted to believe Him but was hesitant and quized Him in depth about the topic. "What about womens that gots only one case worker but Her case Worker is gets seven shhecks?" Sweet Bertha asked Johnny F.N. Hollywoods who woke up wrong every censor day of His life.
"Now what goods that gonna do Me I don't care How many checks some Ho's case Worker gets,I ain't gonna get none that."Johnny F.N. Hollywoods told Sweet Bertha and No Casha as He looked for His work boots.
"Well what about Womenfolks is got a Case Worker that gots a Case Workers thats bigger than the Leader of the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union?" Sweet Bertha questioned.
"No No No, dang it what goods that gonna do, Why just last check day Your own Case Worker got Me drunk and rolled Me, now You think Shes gonna be butterin' the biscuits?" Johnny F.N. Hollywoods preached it as Sweet Bertha stomped His banjo and tossed it haphazardly out the back door of the trailer.
Johnny Hollywoods bailed out on His face in a hurry to try and fit the peices of His banjo back together, with No Casha right behind Him waking up Big Roxy who was sleeping in Sweet Bertha's air conditioned John Deere tractor at the time.Thinking She had some kinda say about the music Johnny F.N. Hollywoods played Big Roxy was madder than a hornet about Johnny Hollywoods busted up banjo and ran thru the trailer door and started to wrastle Sweet Bertha,well the trailer started rocking and swaying and rolled down the hill,rolling over thirteen times and resting upside down in the creek below. JohnnyF.N. Hollywoods then grabbed No Casha by the hand and runned off into the woods with Her never to be seen again and everyone lived happily ever after.The End
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:Travis Ray Cole 2007
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Thursday Night C.A.T. Meeting
Tonight's Citizens Against Travis(C.A.T.)
meeting went fine,
there were biscuits that had been on the floor
for the homeless peoples and blueberry cobbler for the rich folks.
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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
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"If No Name Brand Is Cool,You'll Love This"
Johnny F.N.Hollywoods woke up under the bed in the back bedroom of the trailer,it was almost dark and His steel toed work boots was gone and so was Sweet Bertha.
He knowed She'd done it.It was to late in the day to walk the ten mile to Welfares today anyway.He knew tomorrow would be another day and He could maybe find Him a woman with three case workers and a big ol' shheck and settle down and live happily ever after and commence to breeding so theys can keep that shheck,but tonite He had work to do,band projects and the like. First on the list was something He kept putting off that needed to be taken care of stator asap if You will. He had to print up more copies of the dollar food stamps He found on Ebay and glue them on the head stock of all His guitars proper or what decent woman would want a feller who didn't have no food stamps glued to the head stock of His guitar, unless it was some trailer park hillbilly He found over at the Walmarts Who wasn't all cultured up.As Johnny F.N. Hollywoods was glueing the copies of the food coupons to His guitar His Ghost Anne Frank asked Him "Why's He always playing these Gibson type guitars and not the Fender brand Stratocaster or even the telecaster" Johnny Hollywoods got to explaining that "even though He looked like a trailer park hillbilly He really and truely won't and He wasn't on herions and still had teeth so He wasn't Keeth Richardsons either so that leaves out the telecaster."
"Giddy Up" says the ghost of Anne Frank that lives inside the walls then She asked Johnny F.N. Hollywoods "Why don't You play the Strat like all the masters,the Strat-o master Jimi Hendrix,Slowhand Clapton,Stevie Ray Vaughn,even Buddy Holly?"
"What is this Cupcake an interview? I don't play the strats because the food stamps don't fit on the head stock baby,You know that."Johnny Hollywoods told Her as He nibbled Her ear lobe.
"Get away from Me Johnny Hollywoods I'm a virgin" The bleach blonde ghost of Anne Frank told Him.
"I don't know what I could do with a virgin,never had one of them." Johnny Hollywoods said as He went off to sleep on the couch with the dirty landscaper that was sharing His social security number without Him knowing it.
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Travis Ray Cole2007
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"If No Name Brand Is Cool,You'll Love This"
Johnny F.N.Hollywoods woke up under the bed in the back bedroom of the trailer,it was almost dark and His steel toed work boots was gone and so was Sweet Bertha.
He knowed She'd done it.It was to late in the day to walk the ten mile to Welfares today anyway.He knew tomorrow would be another day and He could maybe find Him a woman with three case workers and a big ol' shheck and settle down and live happily ever after and commence to breeding so theys can keep that shheck,but tonite He had work to do,band projects and the like. First on the list was something He kept putting off that needed to be taken care of stator asap if You will. He had to print up more copies of the dollar food stamps He found on Ebay and glue them on the head stock of all His guitars proper or what decent woman would want a feller who didn't have no food stamps glued to the head stock of His guitar, unless it was some trailer park hillbilly He found over at the Walmarts Who wasn't all cultured up.As Johnny F.N. Hollywoods was glueing the copies of the food coupons to His guitar His Ghost Anne Frank asked Him "Why's He always playing these Gibson type guitars and not the Fender brand Stratocaster or even the telecaster" Johnny Hollywoods got to explaining that "even though He looked like a trailer park hillbilly He really and truely won't and He wasn't on herions and still had teeth so He wasn't Keeth Richardsons either so that leaves out the telecaster."
"Giddy Up" says the ghost of Anne Frank that lives inside the walls then She asked Johnny F.N. Hollywoods "Why don't You play the Strat like all the masters,the Strat-o master Jimi Hendrix,Slowhand Clapton,Stevie Ray Vaughn,even Buddy Holly?"
"What is this Cupcake an interview? I don't play the strats because the food stamps don't fit on the head stock baby,You know that."Johnny Hollywoods told Her as He nibbled Her ear lobe.
"Get away from Me Johnny Hollywoods I'm a virgin" The bleach blonde ghost of Anne Frank told Him.
"I don't know what I could do with a virgin,never had one of them." Johnny Hollywoods said as He went off to sleep on the couch with the dirty landscaper that was sharing His social security number without Him knowing it.
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Trying to pull that tone out of the atmosphere
it could never be the same twice
like when I look into Your eyes
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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
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I missed My 10 o'clock appointment
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Anonymous
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kind affirmations wrap around my sou l
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Anonymous
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"Thy Lovely Music Girl"
Oh Music Girl,Thy Music Girl
these gas station roses are not enough
certianly it is I
that should seek a florist,I must
have You looked inside My heart
have You the defination of love?
Music Girl,Thy lovely Music Girl
a vision of You inside My mind remains
I need no other memory
Your beautiful voice sustains
I seek no other womans mews
for it is You that I love
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Travis Ray Cole2007
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"Thy Lovely Music Girl"
Oh Music Girl,Thy Music Girl
these gas station roses are not enough
certianly it is I
that should seek a florist,I must
have You looked inside My heart
have You the defination of love?
Music Girl,Thy lovely Music Girl
a vision of You inside My mind remains
I need no other memory
Your beautiful voice sustains
I seek no other woman mews
for it is You that I love
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Travis Ray Cole2007
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um yeah sure whatever you want darli ng
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Anonymous
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We don't have your show here,
but We do have "The Hee Haw Honey's"
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it is lust that I am feeling right now and passion vibrates throughout my body
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Anonymous
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Why do I as a guy have to wear a tie
its not a scottish thing anyway
why do I have to watch them die
because of a gun loaded with death
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Anonymous
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not sure why but am sure that it is what I think it is.......hmmm
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Anonymous
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I want to keep going but always feel as if I cannot do it because of where I am today. I love it but love you too and in no way shape or form am I going to initiate anything as it is not appropriate but it is sexy!
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Anonymous
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there is no reason to suspect my bad thoughts and I certainly do not believe that I am sending out signals
to other people who after receiving them would be able to figure out what my bad thoughts were about
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Anonymous
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where is the end result and where I am trying to take this? What shall be done about the fact that I can keep my communication in tact so that I can raise issues that need immediate and appropriate attention
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Anonymous
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never a moment goes by where I don't think of you and cry. Always are there times where I wonder about you and your artcrimes
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Anonymous
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She must have the power to mind fuck me
and still be art
eclipsing others beauty
or how will I stay ent ertained
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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
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"Whats in a Game?"
I've been waiting for Ana Stasia
all My life
I did not have to even look twice
the spell I'm under is deep
who believes in love at first sight
it's easy to see why
hot is how Your name is defined
Anastasia Anastasia
baby whats Your name
is it Muff Muffin
am I insane
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Nice boots Ms. Pinky
may I?
fall in love
I wish that You were almost mine
you look so much more than divine
see you dance to that zappa song
a hundred times ago my heart was gone
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Anonymous
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Ms. Pinky if ever I am to love again
it shall be You
and if the world will end
during
I pray then to hear You mew
Ms. Pinky
Miss Pinky
a thousand groupies
to waste My life upon
cast out
leave Me the fuck alone
if Your not Miss Pinky
then Scottish Girl will be My only one
Miss Pinky
I am under Your spell no w
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Code name E7suspended 9th
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"Ms. Pinky My Love For You Is Sixteen Cat Boxes High, Hi"
Negitive Ms. Pinky
I have not these thoughts of slaughter
unless another gets to close to thee
and Your most beautiful voice mews
have thou mews for Me?
I must consider this Goddess' wings to caress
I would have only a heart beat to your rhythm
My soul knows the blues as it listen
Ms. Pinky I live to nibble thy lobes
and to wed You
while You wear a garbage bag and french gloves
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Ms. Pinky, Ms. Pinky
think of Me alright
Ms. Pinky, Ms. Pinky
I wanna hold You tight
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SeizureSeventh Codes
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I am blocked and I am jammed and censored beyond the point
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Anonymous
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give me back
my fine lady of steel storage container
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Anonymous
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did you ever wish a backdoor into your pieces so that editing could be accomplished whenever those mistakes are made
I sometimes do and through it I would go so that I could erase the lazy brain syndrome that I previously displayed
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Anonymous
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there's no pretending here because I am as transparent as a leaf whose veins are beginning to show and there certainly is no reason for me to think that because I have spoken it should now be understood that it will happen
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Anonymous
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I cannot believe that I have an addictive personality and am very very d elusional
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Anonymous
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I need to focus my energy on matters that are instead of always pondering ideas that in the real world would not exist
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Anonymous
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21 was the year I met my majic man
I didn't realize it until now
but as jimi plays so clearly in the background
I know that in person is not necessary for us
because from out of his song there you stood
singing to me my own message which it now makes sense
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Anonymous
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doesn't matter
it has no meaning
not unless you
say it does
i joke my way out
and all along there
was you trying to thief
more than just my mind
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Anonymous
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yeah but I don't know which one you are
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Anonymous
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talk to me you know you want to
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Anonymous
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i miss you an aweful lot
can't seem to quit you
no matter how hard I try
my mind runs wild and there
is nothing around me mild
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Anonymous
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why can I not listen to my soul on the cd that was made for me.
why does my concscience keep bugging me for wanting to be close to the Engima that once was me and you.
why do you not think that it would be okay if I made decisions around who was in lust with me and those who loved me from those who would be trying to civilize me. Why not admit that you see me in orion
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Anonymous
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my lust level almost explodes when I am around you
and I hope that my fantansy never erodes but in time I know that it will because what I used to believe is now not applicable where you and I are concerned. Help me however, take the high road to be able to at least confront the fantasy that I know could exist with you and I if only it were just you and I.
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Anonymous
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Sometimes We are funny on accident
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Anonymous
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I guess if I suppose to be writing to Gina somebody could have told Me
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Anonymous
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C.A.T.
Citizens Against Travis
Just a reminder
it's 5 dollars for womenfolk and 10 dollars fer the fellers to join unless the womenfolk look good then he'll let You in fer free,but if the mens is a natural enemy of Travis then its 15 dollars to join citizens against travis and some of his exwives is gets in free and some of the exwives its gonna be a hundred bucks
to join but most family members are free members.
Your membership fee could be waived or doubled its a sliding scale. The meetings are a nice gathering where everyone brings a plate or a dish some of you can bring a dessert and if Your on the welfare role bring a side order of cole slaw from KFC or somethin g.
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"Ana Stacia It Is I,The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshines That Has This Pain In My Heart For Thou"
Ana Stacia Ana Stacia
It is I
I am the one that holds a place in My heart for You
and it is I that wishes to get with You
in a biblical sense
Ana Stacia My Ana Stacia
a blizzard in My mind
a fire in My soul
Ana Stacia it is I
the Artist formally known as Shoeshines
that has this pain in My heart for thou
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The Artist formally known as Shoeshines
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"The Show Must Go On"
My Lovely Karen Cervenka
I long to hold You in the reflection of the ray of light off the whorecops badge as the head lights of Your Mercedes shines so brightly
directly
Your art shines under the artifical lighting
there is nothing I wouldn't lick that is a part of You
as My guitar crys out to you to send the mother fucking shheck It is Your curves I dream of
it is Your voice I beg to breed unto
have You not another waste of home land securities time thoust taxpayers have runneth the well to the bottom for this My only happiness is the end
upon no return upon the deciding factor Who is it that shall own the rights to Me but You My soul is Yours and Big Brothers to discard into the dumpster file
on Garbage Day eve.
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Thy Cat Milker
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Ana Stasia Ana Stasia
for Thy Bartender is no longer God
when it is You that intoxicates Me so
thou Goddess Ana Stasia
for Your sultry eyes to glance My way
one could not count the number of times
I have thought of You today as yesterday
Your spell has already taken tomorrow
no herb of Mother Nature can alter or elevate My mood
as the hold You have on Me
My heart lost in Your maze of beauty
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Travis Ray Cole 2007
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"I'm Quite Sure, Dr. Doctor Is The Cure"
Someone call Dr. Doctor
I got the blues real bad
I'm in love with Her
I'd die to hold Her hand
Someone call Dr. Doctor
I got no other appointments
She's My only future plan
so smooth and silky
Her beautiful hair jet black
I hope She makes house calls
I won't need the latest meds
I'm saving all My love for Her
Shes the only one that can bring My heart back
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Doctor Catsburger M.D. OUI OUI
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"Tell Me Your Not Using Stunt Doubles"
Tell Me Your not using stunt doubles
please
I fell in love with a girl once
She was a bit of a sleaz
and I'm still in love with Her stunt double
to this day
I don't know who
I love
but I love something anyways
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Doctor Catsburger
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"Polish Food Sucks Shit, But The Lap Dances Are Good"
Polish food sucks shit
but the lap dances are good
polish food sucks shit
but the lap dances are good
you want a lemon donut bagel thingy
I'd rather not if I could
Fucking polocks can't cook
not worth a fuck
this is the United States
You can get something somewhere
that tastes good for lunch
Polish food sucks shit
but the lap dances are good
polish food sucks shit
but the lap dances are good
you want a lemon donut bagel thingy
I'd rather not if I could
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Doctor Catsburger
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God I love You so much Your the funniest,I think we all have to do the news caster in comedy at some point.You might try a new name for Her though.You can take one of Mine if You like. Yes I love Anastacia and Dr. Doctor drives Me wild.
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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
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"An Ode To Scottish Girl"
Votre art de mouvement. Mon coeur cassé
je t'aime
Il n'y a aucun autre.
Il n'y a aucun autre.
Je veux vous tenir.
le monde est mauvais.
Vous êtes le seul ange.
Dans le jardin
Mon coeur voit
je t'aime
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The Artist Formally Known as Shoeshine
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"My Scottish Girl"
My Scottish Girl, I have only warm feelings towards You.
My sight is focused upon only Your beauty.
To dream together.Time I spend on You is not wasted. It is from the heart.I consider together eating chicken dinner in public.To stare into Your eyes.Kisses at midnight
Mon fille écossaise, j'ai seulement des sentiments chauds vers vous. Ma vue est focalisée sur seulement votre beauté. Rêver together.Time que je dépense sur vous n'est pas gaspillé. Il est du heart.I considèrent manger ensemble le dîner de poulet dans le regard fixe de public.To dans votre eyes.Kisses à minuit.
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The Artist formally known as Shoeshine
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"Oh Scottish Girl"
Il est important que vous et moi passiez le temps de qualité ensemble
It is important that You and I spend quality time together C'est mon amour pour vous qui dépasse les yeux. Il est à mon coeur.
It is My love for You that goes past the eyes.
It is in My heart.
Vos chaussettes roses et noires. Vous êtes haut temptature. Roses et noires de chaussettes de Vos.
In Your pink and black socks in Your pink and black socks.My heart has reason, My heart now rocks.
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The Artist Formally Known as "Shoeshine"
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"The American Poet,Not Jewel"
Hey Everybody,I got good news!
I have been "Published" on a poetry website
for the "Mentally Handicap".
Check it out!
http://www.xecu.net/fantasy/p/pm.shtml
Travis Ray Cole2007
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:
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"The American Poet,Not Jewel"
Hey Everybody,I got good news!
I have been "Published" on a poetry website
for the "Mentally Handicap".
Check it out!
http://www.xecu.net/fanta sy/p/pm.shtml
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Travis Ray Cole2007
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No more do I love this Crack Whore
that stands in the median to get more action
it is for You that My heart has rythym
No longer do My taste buds crave the coco dirivitve
from the milk of the crack whore
no more do I have the need to drink the brake fluid that tastes like coffee
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Doctor Catsburger
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Doctor.
Doctor,My heart still beats.
it is for You.
вр 1072;чуйте доктора по 078;алуйста, я имейте культ 1087;осле 076;овать за этим не имеет з 1085;ачение. Я имею только вл& #1102;бленность для вас вкус & #1090;ормозной ж 1080;дкости как 1082;офеий. Я про& #1089;ыпаюсь для того чтобы думать & #1090;олько вас. Я сплю для того чтобы мечтать о вас. Я не играю бара 073;анчики в моих сно 074;идениях.The Beautiful glare shines across My eyes until My brain has defect I must kiss Your hair.Doctor I love You madly.Ce n'est pas mon docteur de défaut. Vos beaux éclats noirs de cheveux je dois embrasser votre cuir chevelu. Je dois vous faire l'amour maintenant soigner.
If it is a snake that coils in Your path.
I shall kill it with stepping on the brakes as quickly as I have fell in love with you.I will leave this snake dead.
it will be come liquid and dry before the unit I drive
has come to a complete stop.
Yes My Sweet Lovely Doctor, It is now We must kiss.
I have forgotten the mindfuck crushes that could never be evaulated on the same scale as You for there could not be an equal let alone a greater.
say it with Me. "They are less than."
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Docctor Catsburger
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Has My art not become a tax write off
have I not become a loss
to become a gain
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:Travis Ray Cole 2007
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We will not need translation
for My heart is very fleuent in the Eskimo kiss
the Eskimo kiss
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Doctor Catsburger
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Masha My beautiful Masha
You have such a great beauty
Masha My Masha Brady
have You this dark hair
is not Your eyes dark as well
I would consider whaling with You upon our honeymoon
We could possibly leave the whale carcuss' in the winter air exposed
no we could become together
I love You so much
I have not concern for thy gene pool
what it began as will be unimportant as My heart has finally found You Masha
it is time for this one
the Eskimo kisses
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:right
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You are a mixture of me
it is not something I have done on purpose
I am me
no other
it is funny to me
slightly
but I am so very in love with you
that it scares me almost
but to the point
my words you are trying to decipher
apart from misspelling
sometimes are words I have made up
some are a joke making fun of the south
some are slang
some are a joke making fun of slang
some are in spanish
some are making fun of europe
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Anonymous
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Johnny F.N.Hollywood almost in tears stood up to accept the award for His Bertha stories, then as soon as He sat down He had to get back up there and cry on que again thanking the Legendary Doctor Catsburger for His poetic inspiration on the Cat Box poetry. Then after several more drinks He took off His pants to accept the award for the Poetry He wrote to the Finest Lady of the Steel Storage Container at the Port,but when they called His name to accept the award for the blues songs He wrote for the Crack Whore and His Welfare Case Worker that got seven checks in seven different names He was alleged to be out in the parking lot with a girl that could mew in eight different lan guages.
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Travis Ray Cole2007
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To My Dearest Ana Stasia
I have only this empty heart
to offer until it drains empty
of My lifes blood
I know this could never be enough
Yours Forever
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Seizure 7th Chords
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Lets say You go to the animal shelter and theres a hundred cats but none of them look anything like Yoko from behind and they don't have the high pitched voice that would take the "POP" right out of everything You play,musically saying "FUCK YOU" to Anyone and Everyone who loves the am radio worthy censorshit You spew out.Should You mention prenups during the woo-ing process before or after You think about the Bartender or not so much?
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:Travis Ray Cole 2007
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O.K. Say Your Girlfriend was not Your Sister
and She could dance a little bit
causing You to consider Her amazing. Should You then have Her meow on the tape before Your guitaring or would it be a better ideal to have Her squeeze the belly of a real feline until it meows onto the tape before the guitar kicks in because cats don't do a lot of shopping and the courts do not consider Kitty squezing worth that much in monitary value even if You in fact live for it?
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:
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OK say Chuck Berry owned the rights to every song ever written except for "Mary had a little Lamb"
and Stevie Ray Vaughn covered it before He died in a helicopter crash at Alpine Valley, would the pieces of the heilicopter wreckage go for more money on Ebay than Jerry Garcia's stolen toilet, and what kind of feedback would be required to bid on these items?
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:Travis Ray Cole 2007
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Let's look at it from a different view,
If You played a bar chord solo because that is punk
and Your Sister hollered and whistled
would I then become very confused
as to why I play the guitar in the first place.
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:
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Again with the look at it this way,
If I did what I am expected to do,that bieng play "Johnny Be Good" double stops to ever thing everyone else plays,even if I do not know how to play "Mary had a little Lamb" to this day.If only because I did not want to learn to play "Stairway to Heaven" because everyone else played it or I never cover skafish because I could not find the tablature to the crap,even in Chicago would the record then show that Your expired Meds are causing You to have clouded visions of Your Doctors fat thieghs and they are not infact even American while at the same time Your fucked in the head groupies are crowding My space
spreading Your lies like disease?
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:
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Ok,say My attorney wore a short skirt and was still plain looking would that then cause your expired medications to make Your Doctor's fat thieghs eclipse a Honeypie that could meow so hot I had to replace whatever it is You do or don't do in the name of art, damaged or not with the meowing that She could in fact do to both My brains expectations?
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:
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Say You were a dumb fuck and lazy
alright, then say if Frank Zappa was educated to the fullest extent possible musically,
would that then make everything He did the greatest music Your ears ever heard? Would His every note make the angels cry?
O.K. we are off the topic.
Nevermind that
Say You were Hot
and tried to make Me want You and it worked
have You then won
and if You have won,what did You win?
What did You want to win if I was not the objective
Thus Cat Fight?
Now that we covered that,
Say You had no talent what so ever and
I too claimed to be "One take Johnny"
would that make the outhouse smell nice and give You the rights to My Name spelled backwards when You take Your Meds to close together?
it don't matter.
Look at it this way
say I was looking for My soulbride Yoko and You had what it takes would that then expire when Bleach blondes and Blondieisque Barbies came back into
season?
Not if You mew-ed in front of My guitar it shalt not.
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:
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Say You could not play "Mary had a little Lamb" correctly to save Your life for example and tried to show Me how to not to play "Mary had a little Lamb"
and I couldn't. How much Crack Cocaine would I then owe you and how many Vicodin's would make up for it?
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:
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Your banality and thick headedness is to be expected
so to recap,if I never in My life had heard of the song "Mary Had a Little Lamb" and You tried to teach it to Me but I played something else instead would that then give You the rights to both "Mary had a little lamb" and everything I write after the fact for the next fifteen years? I could be wrong but,I don't think so.
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:
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sometimes people say they are farther away than they really are
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Anonymous
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"They Wanna Play Pretends"
I have not stolen what came from Me
when My guitar hath played
on page one
How is that not mine?
yesterday you have traded Your blood for lies
if I told You to sing
"Mary had a little lamb"
and You sang about Your shoes
would those word then become Mary's
and then does the story
of De Jesus then become Mary's too?
and if so who obtains the profit for the wool?
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:
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Yest You Judge This Meowing as an Ism"
Although Her mews and meows may be suppressible
mine are not
clearly My guitar plays
whether from the grave
or from hell singing to angels from heaven
making the devil dance
welcoming the sabatour
it is not the worlds views
Your own mind prison
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:Stop the anti-meowing now
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"Controlled Allocation of Meowing or Mews as it Were"
Rrrrr errrrrrr rrrrr ruff
rrrr rrrrr rr love you
rrrrr
rrrr?
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:
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its time to be mad at everybody
I guess
Don't You get tired of hateful people
that just have all that hate inside of them
I really want to be a man of peace with everyone
that is
until we have the sabatour
the stab you in the back
mission against what it is I care for
what is me
I have to be freed of the closed minded anger
towards our own
versus everyone
against the world
oh yeah why am I telling You
your fantasy is that I don't exist
and neither do My words
in a seperate world of hate,or love of hate
so peace.
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shhh
-
or is it the greatest love you can have
is no love at all
or the boxelder coffee is love and the brake fluid they call coffee represents world peace within 3 square miles of where I reside
or is it I found You a stunt double to help with
carrying my laundry down to the river and beat it with a rock on wash day
and hang it in a tree like the hillbillys do
or that line of mine over used
or is it the greatest thing about love is You
or is it yes You brain washed me
help me burn that ukelele
if Your not going to make it into a lamp
or is it you made me love you because Your the devil
or is it observation time
get me a doctor my heart has gone stupid
or is it I love my valentine
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
the cat box is half full
me and You better get outta the way
theres no tellin what it'll do
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
there nothing in this life free
How about chaining
Your sweet ass to me
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
Your beautiful and funny
think of the films We could make
and I'm not even talking about po rnicating
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
to the pawn shop we go
cause Your the one I dream about
being My Ho
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
Miss Piggy is hungry
I don't care how fat You get
after we commence to breeding
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
Your diffently in the running
to be My Yoko
I ain't even funnin'
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
blondes are out of season
Your overdose of beauty
makes it difficult to reason
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
the left side of My brain sings Your name
I think we needs a clergy
because the right side of My brain screams the same
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
Your hair,it's not
there world is full of Bertha's
but Your the Foxx I want
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
I bet Your kisses are hot
inspiration should be Your middle name
Your vision makes me intox ed
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
Valentines are too
come on Foxy
be My boo
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
Your hair is long
Here Kitty Kitty Kitty
You are both art and song
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Anonymous
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"Damaged Art"
Mindfucked
I have influenced
influences Me back
until We blend as one
bieng neither
not knowing where it began
shattered thoughts
always to the wrong hear t
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Travis Ray Cole
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"Drunk As A Frog"
Johnny F.N.Hollywood was drunk and censorpissed because Sweet Bertha was dancing on the bar and the other fellers was looking at Her cabooses.
In fact He got so mad He called up Dee at Midnight and got hung up on proper,then He started telling the generic Barbies from His holler that was following Him around town that He wasn't gonna commence to woo-ing them because He didn't want to have chitlin's that played soccer. Since these Grienga's wasn't Latina's at tall there was no need to give the country to Mexico so quickly,because even though it is America
it was infact North America not South America and He knew the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union Leader was behind all this. He didn't mind the Barbies cuddling with each other but to make their offspring play soccer was really bothering Johnny F.N. Hollywoods a lot. He first scrapped the "MILF MILKER" bumper sticker off the Hoop D and then He told everyone in the bar that America's past time was Baseball even though it was boring with out the bartender in Her Sosa shirt and the little blue shorts.
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Travis Ray Cole 2007
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Johnny F.N. Hollywoods took a no name strat copy
out to the grave of His Brother and gave it to Him,
He stuck it in the ground head first He had just installed some nice new tuning machines on the said guitar and it was there around two years until someone broke it at the head and took the tuning machines that were in the ground. Other people and friends came to the grave and threw bud around. Johnny F.N. Hollywood A.K.A. Seizure Chords,Doctor Catsburger,Travis Ray Cole,Late to Dinner,The Artisit Formally Known As Shoe Shine,The Self Acclaimed World Reknown Cat Box Poet and Official Like Kitty Sniffer became angry when the tuning machines turned up missing and took the no name strat copy home not knowing the girl from a nearby graves ghost was inside the guitar.
She fell in love with Travis I mean Johnny F.N. Hollywood and was present whenever He brought Womenfolk around causing problems in each and every relationshit He tried to have.
Sooner or later He discovered Her presence and tried
not to believe in ghosts making many jokes about the subject but She didn't go away,So when He started to restore the no name strat copy He would go to sleep at night and dream of Foxy Kittys He was in heat for and the ghost who He thought was the bleach blonde ghost of Anne Frank would get jealose. He called Her the bleach blonde ghost of Anne Frank because way back in grade school He read about Anne Frank hiding in the attic to hide from the Nazi's during World War Two
and He lived in the attic but could not see Anastacia but He knew She was there When He was sick with the chills one winter while on His death bed She came to Him while He took His rest and kissed Him on the lips, He looked for Her everywhere He went after that.
She was always there by His side when He jammed at home. She loved His music and the covers He did too for the most part, She did bitch at times and even told other ghosts His happy endings came to quickly embarassing Johnny F.N.Hollywoods to the point that He decided to never die.
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: Travis Ray Cole 2007
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this is not art
I have no heart
I used to love something
its gone
I used to love something
it couldn't come back if it wanted to
I think I'm looking for actress
to be honest about playing the part
I think I'm looking for My own Yoko
to make me forget about the generic barbies
I think I'm looking for the meter reader
to erase the bartenders ponytail
I think I'm looking for a girl with a camera because I'm a fucking jew thats polictical correct
well I'll be by the time I can spell it
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Anonymous
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Dear Ana Stasia,
Your are My dream
I have to confess
My love so great
but it is Dr.Doctor
that does it for Me.
I do need definition
How does this relate
to the music in My heart?
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Anonymous
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"You came a long way baby"
You came all this way to hide in a fucking closet?
What?
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Doctor Catsburger
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"Who is Dee Allen Anyway?"
Have I brang her cold food in the project and kissed her face
while she spoke the most poetic words I ever heard
in my life?
or was that just a token mind fuck that never goes away
or was she standing by the road that summer day with a drink in her hand
kissing me because she was mad at her man?
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the seventh lord of the cat box
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"Most of the shit on this page was written by Travis Ray Cole because he is a mic hog and theres shit in between written by the fat bitch he will end up marrying someday and thats how the censorfuck it is"
It is very clear now that
I am far more crazier than you.
I know that its mean but I paid my dues
with fat nasty bitches a long time ago
and fat nasty bitches of today will not like this
but fuck them
I mean You fuck them not me
although your ass is big I am still in love with you and I know after we breed it will get bigger and after we breed again it will become even bigger but we will be divorced by then anyway even if you weighed 95 pounds because thats how love is who could stand
bieng with anyone for that long
its not 1925
and Your hot but not fat and I'm the worlds biggest asshole
but I'm the one who loves you most
I know you think I'm gonna blame this waste of page on pete seeger or somebody r ight?
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The seventh lord of the cat box
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It bieng Valentines Day Johnny F.N. Hollywoods Momma
was out in front of the trailer beating the nasty prostitutes like it was Friday night.
Johnny Hollywood didn't care anymore how many times can You save one Ho like a knight in shining armour
and the following day was a rerun of so many before.
The objective bieng to play the guitar in the whorehouse.Johnny F.N. Hollywoods still had His guitar which was worn out from smashing it on the floor to many times and He still had His regular Valentine the ghost that hid in the wall like She was Anne Frank and narraited His life to the darkness and stalked Him everywhere,even down to welfares on Monday mornings to pick out a new Mom for the kids.
Johnny Hollywood got out His secret Guitar He only played when a black cat crossed his path,which was every night according to His new blues song He had just written under the spell of the foxiest photographer He had ever been in love with.
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It bieng Valentines Day Johnny F.N. Hollywoods got drunk and gave the beautiful photographer the rights to Sweet Bertha and The Berthettes thinking She would become His new improved Bartender. It looked real good on paper but when He asked the Bartender to show and tell the lucious Photographer the important info needed to be Johnny F.N. Hollywoods Bartender like massaging His triceps and fetching Him bottles of old style brand beersch keeping Him warm with lap dances and introducing Him to the occasional drunken slut until His Granny finished up the wedding dress so they could be wed.
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Johnny F.N.Hollywoods decided the new path for the band would be to go underground and what better way to be underground than commence to breeding with the hottest dream of the film crew.
"I don't see how that is underground Johnny F.N. Hollywoods?" the ripe slave bitched a hundred miles an hour.
"Think of what could be done theres art and then theres art." Johnny F.N. Hollywoods explained to the ghost that was always getting inbetween Him and His guitar especially when it was time to think about the foxy inspiration that made His and His guitars heart beat faster and then outta nowhere just stop.
"O.K. I already don't like the girl but You can't blame her for the cowboy chord trainwreck of censorshit You call music Johnny Hollywoods, that censorshit is on You."
Johnny F.N. Hollywoods felt like He had spent the night in the cat box or something.
He had to get rid of the ripe slave and more importantly He needed to burn some guitars because Sunday only comes once a week on this calander.
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Travis Ray Cole 2007
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Johnny F.N. Hollywoods went to consoling
with the ripe slave so She could deal with the fact that He would need to spend time alone with His guitar
while He waited for the lucious Photographer.
"You got a long wait You Bastard!" the ripe slave teased.
Johnny F.N. Hollywoods knew it would be worth it.
He let the ripe slave tape him freely like everyone else but she was ruining it for everyone with Her obsessive behavior and now He either
wouldn't even play or He played the am radio at the same time He played on the amp, to punish the ripe slave for the endless outhouse tapings which Johnny F.N. Hollywoods considered a private function
and sometimes He would not have invited Her to that peticular festivitie.Rightly so,She again went off on several series of rampages claiming that He was again using other womens as inspiration,thinking She would end up tending to the landscaping duties imeediantly following the changing of the Yoko slash personal bartender.
Doctor Gail looked at Johnny F.N. Hollywoods funny
and shook it for Him then She began "Johnny F.N. Hollywoods Your Honey is a ghost theres not a lot I can do for You as a marriage consoler if You think
you can have a relationshit with a ghost go for it
otherwise I recommmend getting with the camera girl since You despartly need a photographer anyway to record Your Welfare blues songs and love ballads to your case worker.
Johnny Hollywoods went back to the crib and tried to explain it all to His guitar while the ripe slave bitched and complained and told the other troll looking slaves juicy gossip about Johnny F.N. Hollywoods in hopes that they wouldn't try to sneak off with Him while the Ho was passed out.
"Could You shut the censorfuck up? I'm trying to think about my inspirations big ass." Johnny F.N. Hollywood told the ripe slave this time electronically as She covered Her barcode with make up for the fourth time that night.
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It took six hours for Johnny F.N. Hollywoods to translate what the ripe slave was trying to tell him.
Although He strongly disagreed, He knew for a fact that He could and everyone around knew He would.
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"Valentines from the North"
I'm so crazy
crazy about you
woke up this mornin'
there was something
I wanted to do
I'm not going to ask you
to be my Sweet Bertha
when You could be my Yoko
if you wanted to
nevermind the mail order bride
living in a steel storage container
nevermind teaching her english
what toilet paper is
and how it's used
actually what I'm praying for
is that you replace the bartender boo
she was intoxicating
then again so are you
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:
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just say no to batman
robin can go too
except for the roller coaster
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Anonymous
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"No I Didn't Fall In Love With The Wrong Girl This Time"
No I've never been right
theres no use to love anyone
here on the open mic
I got silly stalker bitches
thinks blinders on the worlds the way
don't know about living
I don't need the input
I got one thought anyway
it's girl
her boot tah
her brain
mother fucking meow baby
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Anonymous
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"I'm Ready To Write The Dolphin Poetry Now"
Dolphins are grey, I think
they swim around with tuna
and get caught in the nets
and end up in the canned tuna
with the mercury poisioning
now I want to fuck you
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Doctor Catsburger
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"Untitled" (But if it had a title the title would include something about a Fox or a Cat.)
Lost within her spell
impossible
to measure the depths
the heart connected now
her spell has a hold
of my freedom dreams
not a season matters
yesterday is only that
And I have no request
to be released from her spell
no dream to replace
words said in the dark
to a machine
brought to life
love at first sight
the truth
blinding my mind
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Travis Ray Cole 2007
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Goober
Hey you what's going on?
Not too much round here!
same shit different day!
Anyways, there is no school
for me today, it pisses me off
because I'm suppose to be
taking my TABE test so
I can go home but everyday
my teacher misses I get
pushed back another day
its rather frustrating.
Yesterday I smoked a
whole pack of smokes so today
I have to control my smoking
because it makes me sick
the night and next morning!
So today is my last
day no tomorrow for anger
management, substance
abuse is today.
So do you think
my shitternet picture is
better then the last?
I do! I need a favor can
you make a copy of it
and send it to me?
When are they going to
call for lunch? I'm starving
we are having fried chicken
I like that!
So, now I need to
get money for a bus
ticket to round lake cause
I'm paroling to my moms
friends house till I can
get my own place can
you help me I need $40.00
30 for the bus then 10 for
the train. And why didn't
you come visit me at all
I was looking forward to
seeing you? Well if
you can send me 40.00
I'd appreciate it. I will
pay you back I might
even wash your underware!:)
So it's raining down
here what about up there?
Dig any more holes find
any money or dead bodies
Dude wouldn't that freak you
out if you found a dead
body? It would me!
So if my teacher don't
miss any more days I should
be coming home May 5th
or the 9th! Soon baby
so stock up on the hamburger
meat I'm ready for some
real food!
So lunch was good
fried chicken and cookies good.
Anyways I'm gona take
anap! and send this
Love ya
Crystal
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Goober
Hey honey whats new?
Not much here. Haven't heard
from you in a long time now.
I'm begining to get worried!
Whats going on?
Nothing much has changed
here eacept I got my hair cut.
And I can't stand it. but it'll
grow back so they say!
I'll be taking my test
on wensday I was suppose
to take it tomorrow but they
post poned it till Weensday.
So if I pass it, I'll get 40 days
for school And I'll be leaving
May 19th.:) I'm very excited!
How are the old biddy's?
Are they all okay? And your
daughter? She cool? I hope so?
Anyways, I went shopping
today I only can only spend
30 dollaars today. thats all I
had but I'm cool on smokes
thats all that matters!
So I'm watching soap opera's
because the sun isn't out today
and I'm bored! I can't believe
it's 1pm already, I hope this
weekend goes by quick
like last week. I can't stand the
fact I have to spend 10 more days
here! It really is getting to me!
So my girls live in the
house next to the pimps
with My pimps Sister. They can
count in spanish to 10. One
is 4 and the other will be 3.
I just pray I'm home by then!
I really need to pass this
test! I hope to get a letter
from you, its sort of like you
just forgot about me!
I know I haven't been
writing as much as I could
and thats because I've been
busy with homework. and
well I'm not sure if you even
want me to write.
I get paroniod sometimes
about people not loving me. Sorry
Anyway I'm gona go for
now, until mail, just maybe
I'll get a letter from you!
write soon!
Well I didn't get a letter from
you like I was hoping to
Oh well maybe tomorrow!
or maybe you really have
forgotten me?
Okay sweat heart I've
got to study and take a nap
I'm really tired and bored!
I'm going to send this out
to you today! I'll write to
you after I take my test!
Love
Cry stal
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Goober
Hey Babe whats up? Not much
here! I can hardly believe Monday
will be May 1st. It's like a dream
I guess my time has flown by
considerably fast!
The weather is very shitty
out down here, Sprinkles and
its cold Til tuesday they say!
So hows the weather up
there?
I hope to be home anytime
between May 10th -12th I want
to be home before Mothers day
And I hope the weather is good!
So tell your mom + grandma
I said happy mothers day
that might kill them off for
you I'm kiddding. guess that
wasn't to funny huh?
So did I tell you how
I went to the dentist the
other day to get my teeth
cleaned and then I got a
cavity pullled all for a
great price 4 dollars!
You need dental work I
suggest going to jail if
you want to pay a cheap
price!:) Kidding. Jail Prison
it all sucks a big fat one!
So anyway how's Goober
doing? Did you find your
own place yet? Are we
still going out on a date
or what?
Well I'm doing laundry
and waiting for mail
so I'll write to ya later
Love Crystal!
Okay I'm back did you
miss me?
My hair is in braids
again little tiny ass braids
I look Jamacan and it took
3 days to complete
I hate the weekends! They
drag by it would be cool
if some one came to visit
me! But I understand
prices for gas are obscene!
3.00. I don't see how people
are letting the government
get away with it
But the government is just
not something I paticially
like anyway.
ANd this global warming
shit. Something is very
wierd with the sun this
year. It's strange how bad
I got burnt. I never get so
burned that my legs peel
except this year!
Anyway, so when do
you go to court?
Neighborhood butt brains
Oh I got a joke for
you.
There's a blonde in
a cornfield and she's rowing
a boat. So another blonde
walks by and see's her
She shouts to her it's blondes
like you that give blondes like
me a bad name, if I knew
how to swim bitch I'd swim
out there and kick you ass!
Ha Ha Ha!
So have you wrote to
me yet? I know you are
busy with work old biddies
and your daughter so don't
feel compelled to write!
Did you think about the
bus ticket deal? I will pay
you back as soon as I get
into Round Lake!
I'm glad its raining
out because now I don't
have to mow the prisons
grass. Thats a good thing!
So thursday may 4th
I will have finished my 45th
day in schoolfinally I've
been in school since Feb 1st
and then May 9th I take
my test? I'm not nrvous
anymore I just need to
buckle down tonight +
tomorrow And the rest of the
week and finish up my books!
I know I'll pass then it's
just a matter of a few days
befor I'm free!
Did you look on the
Shitternet about my picture
it looks alot better doesn't it?
So anyway its almost
time for mail thank god.
I'm gona take a nap till
then! I'll write later!
Well its 330pm no letters
from anyone! No one loves
me no one cares for me!
That's okay so no pity party
for me!
Anyway I took a nap! I
feel a little better! It's
count time we are in
our rooms. I'm hungry so
it better hurry up and be
4pm so I can eat! When
I get back I am going to
do some home work! Sundays
suck real bad (tomorrow)
Yep its gona suck! no mail
no nothing ! But it will
be comissarry eve. Monday
we will be able to shop
so I can send you this letter!
My count down will be on
that day to 11 days on Monday!
I can't wait any more!
I'm so ready to come home!
See you and my girls!
Any ways I'm gona end this
letter! I Love You! Love Crystal!
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Goober it's April 30th The end
of the month 11 more days
or 12 whatever and I get
to get out! Sundays suck
no mail no nothing!
But it's already noon I
slept half the day away
I want to sleep the rest
of it away.
I'm working on writing
a book about my life.
But it'll be months before
it's done! I'm gona try to
get it published. Maybe
it'll be a number one seller!
I have run out of coffee
sugar food and smokes thank-
god I shop tomorrow!
Shopping makes me happy
for some reason!
Anyway I wonder how
you are since I haven't heard
from you in a long time!
I'm taking the braids
out of my hair 2,000 of
them it took 3 days to get
them now it's taking
2 hours to get them out
all the damn hair I have!
Well nap time!
So okay it's now 2pm!
I've have tried to sleep today
away so far so good! I am
very hungry now though!
Because I haven't had nothing
to eat all day besides
a bowl of doritos!
I was going to read a book
but I just can't seem to get
into it.
Anyways its raining
pretty good down here. Perfect
sleeping weather! It's actually
pouring I wonder if we'll have
another tornado drill!?
So this letter to you
might be the longest letter
ever huh?
Have you seen our not so
good friend Ray lately?
He should be dead soon
unless he lied to me about
his heart condition?
He is a real nasty guy.
His apartment in Antioch
was gross. He smelled grossed
and I think he liked guys
he had a vibrator actually
two of them and he lived
by himself! Sick huh.
I guess I shouldn't talk
about him.
He's the one that called
me and said that if I slept
with you I have Aids because
you told someone you had found
out you got it. Thankfully
5 out of 5 tests have proven him
wrong about me having it!
Anyway I'm gona go
I'm gona write to my mom!
I'm looking forward to seeing
you soon!:) Love Crystal
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Goober
So, how are you? Me Im cool
I guess Feeling Sad, the weather
is great and i'm stuck in prison!
it's about 10pm i'm very tired but
I was thinking about you so I decided
to let you know! Okay now I'm going
to bed! Goodnight! So it's 11pm I can't sleep
I'm in a wierd mood. it was 74 degrees today I
didn't go outside I took a nap from 5-730pm
I haven't been to gym all week. I need to
start going again! I have 7 more hours
to walk and I'll get my picture taken !
So, no letters in two weeks what's
really going on?
County been around lately?
My mom sent me a card and
She's been writing me alot, I guess
me writting to her asking why she
can't be a mother to me has gotten to her!
I'm trying hard to quit smoking
because she asked me to stop but
the stress of my days 35 at the least
and 49 at the most and the days are so
nice so it's getting to me!
Either I eat and gain 100lbs more
or I smoke but I seem to be doing
both! Anyway I'm very tired
now so I'm going to go! Goodnight
So it's April I just have to get
through this month and I'll be okay!
it's 10am I'm on my homework
today thank god it's a shittyday!
I'll write later!Love ya!
So I did 2 assignments 3 to go
it's 11am and I have a headache
from hell! it's so loud here I
hate it!
Hey I hate life! I can't
bring myself out of this mood!
I'm drinking coffee still
clean.
Well im better now! But
I've got to go do home work it's 6pm
Im going to send this off to you!
Hopefully youll write me back!
Love ya,
Cr ystal
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Goober
So how are you? I hope your
okay considering I haven't heard
from you all month. What's up?
Maybe Your working now
that the weather is begining to
be nice ?
I miss my Goober letters!:(
I've been busy myself, with
school and my anger management
classes now I started my substance
abuse class.
I took a percent quiz 2 days
ago and only missed one. I'm a
brainiac!
So I went outside today
for 2 hours and got some fresh
air. it's really shitty im in here!
I only have a few more weeks
March will be over I'll take my
test and get 40 days off my
out date! I really want to get
out of here!
So anyway I'm watching
samllville along with soaps
and American idol thats my favorite
things to watch!
Okay so I'm really sick of
this place, I'm not so sure I can
make it much longer! I know
I have to but, I hate it!
So, anyway I hope your
working so you can get rid of the
no money stress youv'e been having!
Maybe you could send me twenty
dollars (or more:)) So I can get smokes
and envelopes? If not it's okay!
Anyway hows your daughter?
And sister and the old bitty's
I hope all is well at the home
front! Well I'm gona go I've got
some school work I need to get done.
Miss hearing from you! Sorry this
is short! I'll write to you over
the weekend promise! Hey whats up with the truck did you get that
matter settled?
Write Back
Love
Crystal
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Goober
You wanna get wit me?
Your cute! Thanks for the
$50. You didn't have to!
So now I'll be writting to you
more.
I got my hair cut today
I look like a movie star for
real now!
I will be getting a picture
of me to send to you.
I'm doing good in school I've
gotten alot of my homework
done. And I'm getting out
June 1st because I get 30 days
off my sentance instead of 15.
So I'm going to gym I'm
going to run a mile so I
can get a free picture!
Things are okay for me
I've been spending alot of time
in my room doing homework!
So grandma won't make
the dress huh?
I'm not sure about bunny
ears but if that'll make you
happy we'll see!
So I went to gym I ran 5
laps I thought I was going
to die! I'm back now and
could use a rub down
to bad your like 200 miles
away, cause I know you'd
tend to my every need! :)
Well I know this is short
but I figure some thing
is better then nothing!
I'll write more I
promise
Love Crystal
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Goober
So I slept all day til
4pm, got up ate took a shower
then we had a tornado thing
again,so we had to get on the
floor with out mattress over our
heads another tornado in springfield
that poor town.
Anyway so as soon as this
month is over I'll be free! I
go see about my 14 day that
they owe me tomorrow then my
out date will be June 16th then if
I get 40 days from school I'll be
out even sooner like May 5th or
so wouldn't that be great? So
where are you taking me to dinner
or do I have to cook for you?
I was thinking McDonalds :) then
I'd like to go have a drink some where
maybe Hello Folks and I want to play
301 and some pool! Can you handle it?
So due tell are you working?
I didn't have any money to send
out any letters but you should be getting
a couple this week! I'm not going
to volleyball anymore because I don't
know why really, but I've been cracking
down on the homework! I've got thirty
more days to get as much done as
possible. Did I tell you that when
I get out I want to get my GED(because
I don't have enough time here to take
it.)and then I want to go to college
to become a conselor for domestic
Violence and Substance abuse and
Sexual abuse ,I 've got experience in
it all !
My roommate LiL Bit is brushing
my hair again I love when she does that
it's so relaxing! Anyway sheis funny
I'm glad I'm in this room with the
two girls I'm in here with because I'd
probably go crazy with anyone eles!
I can't believe I slept all of today
away, But it's good I did. Sundays
are long and boring!
How is your sister doing? I
hope she is well! And Ma + Grandma
are they in good health?
When is the baby due Grandpa? :)
Gosh that word makes you really
old doesn't it? Well I'm gona go
rest my eyes. I'll write to you tomorrow!
Good night!
Good morning! How are you?
Me I'm good I've been up
since 430am guess I slept
too long yesterday, anyways,
I went for breakfast then
I walked for a half hour
now when I'm done writing
you I have 800 math problems
I have to get done by 1030!
So it's about 50 degrees out
I'm kind of glad it's shitty out
because when it's nice out
I seem to be depressed!
Okay I've got to do this homework
I have a busy day ahead of
me, I'll write after mail
thats at 3pm! Love ya!
Well no mail from you have
you fallen off the earth?
Well I'm gona send this to
ya!
Love Crystal
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TITLE: Mr. Soul
Lyrics and Chords
Oh, hello, Mr. Soul, I dropped by to pick up a reason
For the thought that I caught that my head is the event of the season
Why in crowds just a trace of my face could seem so pleasin'
I'll cop out to the change, but a stranger is putting the tease on
/ E - G GD E - G GD / / A - - - E - - - / D - A - E - G GD /
I was down on a frown when the messenger brought me a letter
I was raised by the praise of a fan who said I upset her
Any girl in the world could have easily known me better
She said you're strange, but don't change, and I let her
In a while, will the smile on my face turn to plaster
Stick around while the clown who is sick does the trick of disaster
For the race of my head and my face is moving much faster
Is it strange I should change I don't know, why don't you ask her (4X)
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if it was written to another because i dont know you why does it make you feel bad
and the fact that i dont know you
and you do not tell me who or what you are
then its all on you
so you don't make a bit of sens e
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scrolling down memory lane
strolling through familar
the hatred you project
is one step away from rage
and I was always afraid
so say what you will
but in the end if I don't like
then I will will onto you
what you say about me and then
we will witness a true beer drinking
pool playin head bobbing fact spuing
bike riding cop escaping pool hopper
guitar playing dope smokin kat of that
time who was all that through knowing
where with everything I mean everything was at
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cops and drug dealers
james dean desperately
seeks susan and when
it was all said and done
they partied in the bathroom
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accidently what you say makes me feel bad and I don't know why because I don't know you and so what you say here is for someone else other than me
extremely wealthy stupid wealthy
why is the hydro so high or am i
why is the hydro in my head so darn free
and yet the ceo's seem to think everything is free
because the people like you and me make sure that they are wealthy
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Oh my god what is going on that we need to know down to the nanosecond what it was like for us in our final moments
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all your words ring hollow to me
because I know who you are
and I always see therefore I believe
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"here kitty kitty kitty"
you have infected my brain
i love you
i'm past insane
i love you
i love you again
thats what i'm thinking
every second in my obsessed brain
how do i sign up to you
for like a forever thing
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and I think Your
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"Your Love Has A Thousand Badges"
Your love has a thousand badges
your numbers nine one one
lets go down to the firing range
you look so good in your uniform
turn in your own mother
fuck she's just a whore
and your a whore cop sucking donut
that makes it even worse
your love has a thousand badges
your numbers nine one one
your a fucking snitch bitch
thats what you do for fun
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"Theres a Ten Something in progress"
Theres a ten something in progress
thy whore cop sayeth to me
turn me into a picture frame
have a donut
reward
lets half a donut
share the donut
taser my rights till I bleed
tell me to get up whore cop
taser me again
tell me to get up whore cop
taser me again
tell me to get up whore cop
taser me again
tell me to get up whore cop
taser me
its your right as a whore cop
to rip apart my flag to see whats inside
badge number
badge number
boston cream
tell me to get up whore cop
beat me down
don't read the miranda
don't believe in the miranda
your a whore and a cop
the miranda is something
something you don't need
set up the bowling pin
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"Whorecops of Love "
Dance dance whorecops
sell out your family tree
picture frame girlfriend
make a deal with the man
the whorecops court date
seting up you and me
shine his badge up
shine his badge up
confessions to cheese
you hold the five O close
tear the flag apart
to see whats inside
inside the constition inside
no warrants needed
pigs do what they want
pigs do what they please
cop sucker
cop sucker
whore cop
the land of the donut
the land of the free
crisp crisp crisp crisp
crisp crisp crisp crisp
dunk it
eleven whore cop bendeho ov er
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"The Whorecops"
The whorecops
snitching
snitching
snitching
donut
the whorecops
snitching
snitching
snitching
donuts
the whorecops
like a picture frame
set you up
sell out
turn you in again
cop sucker
whorecops
cop sucker
whore cops
cop sucker
set you up like a picture frame
turn in your own
heartless mother fucking snitching
whorecop brain
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a train wreck occured today
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Anonymous
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the light shines like a
the drink takes like , but only lite
she killed herself because she knew
after the court of appeals made their
ruling that a paternity test was going
to happen, that she would be made a liar
about the baby and this lie getting out
was something she knew she could never
live with so she took her own life
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Anonymous
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sudden and unexpected is right
what is going on why this now?
someone is gone and now someone else
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Johnny F.N. Hollywoods Presents
the long awaited
"Letters from the Crack Whore (Volume One)"
with a spam intermission
stay tuned for the lost
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Goober
9 more days and a wake up
I can't hardly believe I get
to get out of here soon!
I'm really looking forward
to seeing you!
I still haven't gotten a letter
from you, I'm really beginning
to think you don't love me
no more!
So,I take my TABE test
tomorrow!
TABE stands for test ability Basic
Education.So, in case you were
wondering! Oh and I'm really
nervous about taking it!
So anyway, I hope your
doing okay and the whole
job thing is going well
for you?It's only 8am I've been
up since 6am I'm kind of
tired but 6 cups of coffee
should do me justace!
Did you miss me? Because
I had to go smoke,now I'm
drinking my 6th cup of
coffee! I still can't seem to
wake up! So anyway the weather
is crappy my hair looks like
shit I feel like crap
maybe its the weather I don't
know I'm pretty upset that
I haven't heard from you!
But I'm sure I will
even if its when I get out!
Okay I'll write after school!
So I'm back from school it's 3pm
and I'm frustrated with the fact
that you haven't wrote to me!
No one writes to me and I'm
getting the feeling no one
cares about me anymore!
Oh well I'm glad today
is over I'm tired and I need
to get some sleep! My test
is tomorrow!
Tomorrow will decide if I
stay till june 30th or if I
go home next week!
So with that I'll write
to you in the morning and
after the test!
Good morning how are
you? Me nervous today is
test day. I'll be okay
I know it I'll just have to
pray! God will walk me
through it! Well honey I've
got to run! I'll write when
I get back from the test!
So its 7pm and guess what?
I passed my test from
a 7.9 to a 11.3 I brought my
math up from a 7.0 to a 12.9
thats the highest you can get
I'm so proud of myself!
So now I need to just sit
back and wait for them to
tell me to pack out.
So looks like you don't want
to write to me no more,why?
I don't understand what it
is that I've done?
I've been studying so
much I haven't wrote to you
and I'm sorry!
Well I think I'm going
to go to bed early tonight
so. I'll be mailing this
on Monday due to the fact
I have no envelopes!
Okay Goodnight!
We are on lock down
level 3 AGAIN this is
insane we are not aloud
to come out and smoke
or nothing! I'm glad I'm
leaving !
Hey I'm going
to send this now
Goober, Just a little postcard
to let you know I'm thinking
of you! I'll be home soon!
it's been a very long time
No laundry though cool? :)
Love
Crystal
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Goober
Hey you its me Crystal
How are you? Me I'm good
Look on the internet I have
a new picture, one that really
looks like me now!
Thank you for sending me
the $20 it helped out alot!
So anyway hows all the
people in your nut ward doing?
Good I hope!
Work is good for you thats
good. It's funny how we complain
about not working not having
money and then when we
begin work we complain!
So I've been getting tan
and studying for my test
that I'll be taking May 3rd
I got a 100% on my last
quiz in school. This week
is my last week for Anger managment
couple more classes in Substance
abuse!
So whats new around town
anything exciting?
Hows Jamie? Still
hounding you?
Its been tough for
me round here, some girl
lied about me they put
me for a day
but I got out people are
very hateful!
So laundry huh?
Okay I'll do the laundry
first then have a drink
Well this is short
but I've got alot of shit
I need done so I'll write
later!
Love Always
Crystal!
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Goober
Well it's almost time for bed
and no letters all week from
you. Whats going on? Do you
give up? Or are you busy
working?
So we had some wicked ass
weather tonight I believe the
worst is over! Rain, lightining
thunder Big storm! But its all
over.
We (My roommate and I) are
watching America's most wanted
good news your not on it! :)
kidding,
But I played vollyball again
tonight I kicked ass! Spiking the
ball and serving I played real
good girls even asked if I was
on a team, my reply "yeah now
you want me!"
So anyway it'll be sunday
in a matter of hours and
there is no mail!
I was really hoping for some
mail! I won't be getting my
walkman till monday I'm
assuming but its all good
I know I'll be getting it!
So,hows things going?
Hows the whole insurance truck
stupid neighbor thing? I'm
sure it will all work out just
have patience! Easy for me
to say I still need to learn
that concept!
Well it's bed time I'm
worn out!
Well it's been a few days
since I've seem to of wrote to
you forgive me! I am just
going through some things!
I've been going through some
shit with my mom (bitch)
you can ask Jamie about my
family then maybe you'll
think twice about me!
I might be getting out in 50 some
days! Most of the women here
hate me, school and gym I'm on
a volley ball league! :) Well I'm
in anger mangement 'class! I'll write
later!
Hi how are you I got the
top of a card today you
could have wrote on it!
But I like what I get I
don't have much of a choice
well I have to go practice
for my vollyball tournament
I'm gona send this I'll write
more later!
Love
Crystal!
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Goober
Sorry I didn't write yesterday
I had a busy week it seems
like!
So today, I went to my
last parenting class and got
my certificate. An hour of
school, no letters from you. Whats
going on. I think the mail
room is completly back up!
I have been going to gym
lately run 5 laps play volley
ball I'm pretty good at it, I've
been asked to be on a team!
So I won't get my walkman
till Sunday or monday either
way I can't wait!
So I got some good news
the latest I'll be out is May
15th!
So it's almost time to go
to gym! So I'll write later!
Hey I fell alsleep I'm waiting
now for gym we didn't have
gym at 530 like we usually
do.
Anyways now its 1030
did you miss me? :)
So I've had no letters all week
from you it's like you fell off
the face of the earth or something
Where oh where can my Goober be?
Anyway how's your mom,
grandma, and daughter hope
all is good!
I get a 3 day weekend this
weekend only to be doing
homework I'm sure!
I'd like to get alot
of it done so I can get
40 days off my June 30th
out date!
Well it's 11 pm no I'm very
tired and need to get some
rest. I really don't have
much to say. I'm still stuck
in here still haven't gotten
any pictures from DCFS so I can
see what my girls look like!
The woman here all almost
all black and the ones who ain't hate me, I should get my
walk man Sunday or Monday
I hope I did already pay for
the damn thing.
So now that I have my 2nd
certificate in parenting am I
qualified to be a parent? :)
I'm not sure about this whole
anger management thing but
I am doing everything DCFS
wants of me so I should have
no problems on getting them back!
So do you ever see the
po po's down by my pimps?
I hate that family I wish I
would never of entered the town
limits I have 1 boy
with the dude up yonder
and 2 girls by my pimps
families isn't that some shit?
well my dear I'm gona
go I'm sorry this is so
short but it's better than
nothing you know!
Goodnight Sweetie sleep
with the angels
Always in my thoughts
Crystal
P.S.
Do you know you have like
the longest address in the
world!Look at the envelopes
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dont you usually do that in the guest book?
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Anonymous
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somebodys got a one spam mind!
you can read it hear or have it read to you on youtube.cop
either way
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kisses
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Goober
Oky maybe you are a little
crazy. What do you mean
you tried to get me pregnant?
That's fucked up! I want you
to know that that's fucked
up. But enough on that
I enjoyed reading all you
sent, It's funny when I get
called I have mail then I
read your letter and laugh out
loud people think I'm crazy.
I'm not skinny anymore, Goober.
I'm probably ready to start
on my own football team!
I'm very tired today!
I only had a hour nap.
Hey its is now 930 I
slept for 3 hours I'm still
tired! But it's time to go to bed
they tell us to go to our rooms
at 930 and shut off the
lights like we are kids but hey
it's cool! No work tonight or
tomorrow! I do have parenting
tomorrow though! I like the parenting class! I can't
wait to get my certificate
I already have one but need
some more for DCFS I hate them
but if I wouldn't have smoked crack
I'd be alright!
I'm going to quit smoking
cigarettes! they are 5 dollars
a pack and I feel like I'm dying
I've had the same pack for
3 days 2 more packs and I'm
done Just can't do it anymore!
So I'm not going to be able
to write much more I don't have
paper or envelopes till thursday
it sucks so bad!
I should of ordered more
but I was broke this week!
My mom sent me pictures
of my girls and son! I wanted
to cry!
Yes I miss them so much!
Is your daughter living at
Grannys house?
I remember talking to your Mom
I hope I didn't make a fool out of myself!
Remember when the pimpin' daddy of some of my kids hit punched me in the eye and I
ran to Doctor Goobers house?
Thanks for playing Doctor!
Anyway I've got to sleep
I'll write later glad you got
my letter hope unopened
but one more thing has Ray
died yet? He told me he
had like months left to live!
Tell Granny+ your mom I said
hi no better not they might disown
you! I wonder what they think
when they see the envelopes! Stamped
Department of corrections?
Well goodnight for now!
Good morning baby it is 900am
I'm in my parenting class. it's actually 845! I was very tired this morning
and my body aches I don't
know whats wrong with me I might
have to drop a slip and see the
doctor! Today is going to be the
last day I smoke! I have 106 more days till I get out of
here! Provided I get all My days
for school.
So where's the teacher?
I'm sitiing in class which could
be the wrong class with no
teacher writting my baby!
My stomach is all upset
I'm steady feeling sick! I'm
withdrawing I call them big country
withdrawls!
Hey whats up? Not much here
I didn't work last night and never
again I hope because I'll be in
school monday!
I'm off to catholic mass now I'll
write later!
Hey I get a letter aday your
so cool! Thank you it makes my
day brighter! School started
yesterday I took some test today
it's gona be a long haul!
By the way I've alwaysed believed in God! it's not just cause I'm in jail!
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