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UPDATED - 2nd star named as HIV positive, plus current quarantine list
By: News-Medical
Published: Friday, 16-Apr-2004
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Lara Roxx who worked with Darren James has tested HIV-positive. Lara Roxx, one of three Canadians in the first-generation, has just been confirmed positive by the Adult Industry Medical Healthcare Foundation (AIM).

Roxx, who's age is rumoured to be either 18 or 19-years-old, performed in a scene with Darren James, Mark Anthony, Maxxx Black on March 24. Black is now quarantined as a member of a new line of the virus.

Black has since performed with Rayveness, who is now considered in second-generation of this new line of the virus and quarantined as well.

Roxx had only been in the adult industry for three months.

Her agent Daniel Perreault, the agent who handles the women for the Eromodel Group, told Roxx not to come to Los Angeles on this trip, saying he didn't believe she was ready yet. She came anyway.

In another development in James' line of the virus, John Strong has been identified as a person who worked with Banesca, one of the women in the first-generation of that line. Strong has been placed on the quarantine list.

As of 4/13/04, the AIM Healthcare Foundation found a positive detection for the HIV Virus of an actor named Darren James. His test results are pending for further confirmation and viral loads of HIV. These pending tests will give us further information into the date Mr. James contracted the virus. The following people are on quarantine from working in the industry until they retest!

HIV POSITIVE QUARANTINE LIST 4-15-04

THE 1ST GENERATION INDIVIDUALS SHOULD NOT TEST UNTIL THE DATE GIVEN BELOW!!!!!!

DARREN JAMES POSITIVE DETECTION 4-13-04

FIRST GENERATION DATE WORKED
WITH DARREN QUARANTINE
UNTIL
Candy Ray 04-08-04 05-08-04
Deserie Clark 04-08-04 05-08-04
Miss Arroyo 03-30-04 04-30-04
Kayla Marie 04-07-04 05-07-04
Jessica Dee 03-24-04 04-24-04
Patrice Petite 04-08-04 05-08-04
Persia 03-19-04 04-19-04
Banesca 03-30-04 04-30-04
Jocelyn 03-19-04 04-19-04
Annie Cruz 03-29-04 04-29-04
Laura Roxx 03-24-04 04-24-04
Skylar Banks 04-08-04 05-08-04
Kayla Marie 04-08-04 05-08-04
Dynasty 03-25-04 04-25-04
2ND GENERATION TALENT PLEASE DO NOT WORK UNTIL THE ABOVE MENTIONED TALENT IS IN THE CLEAR. YOU MAY BE PUTTING OTHERS IN JEOPARDY.
SECOND GENERATION WHO WORKED WITH DATE WORKED
Carlos Mendes Jessica Dee 04-12-04
Sean Michaels Jessica Dee 04-07-04
Julian St. Jox Jessica Dee 04-07-04
Mark Ashley Patrice 04-12-04
Judy Starr Patrice 04-12-04
TT Boy Skylar Banks 04-08-04
Marco T
Jason Zupalo
Mark Davis ??
DP Guy?? Sean Michaels 04-07-04
Dwayne Cummings Jocelyn 03-28-04
Alex Sanders Persia 03-31-04
Rhiannon Bray Persia 03-31-04
Steven St. Croix Banesca 04-09-04
Tony Sexton Miss Arroyo 04-01-04
Dominico Persia 03-24-04
LT Turner Jocelyn 03-24-04
Brian Surewood Annie Cruz 04-01-04
Sledge Hammer Annie Cruz 04-01-04
Mark Jessica Dee 04-01-04
Brock Jessica Dee 04-04-04
Jim Beem Banesca 03-19-04
Max Blacc Miss Arroyo 04-05-04
Alberto Ray Banesca 04-02-04
John Strong Banesca 04-02-04
Kelli Starr Persia 03-30-04
Mr. Pete Annie Cruz 03-29-04
Jean Val Jean Annie Cruz 03-30-04
Marc Anthony Dynasty 03-25-04
If anyone has any further information as to 2nd generation contacts please call the AIM staff ASAP 818 981-5681. Help us fill in the blanks in this urgent matter. Thanks to all for all your help today.
As of this afternoon 4/15/04, Laura Roxx, was detected HIV positive by PCR/DNA. We Have taken more speciments for viral load, and other confirmatory tests.

LAURA ROXX POSITIVE DETECTION 4-15-04

FIRST GENERATION DATE WORKED
WITH LAURA FIRST RETEST
Maxxx 03-24-04 04-24-04
Mark Anthony 03-24-04 04-24-04
Darren James 03-24-04 04-24-04
Tyler Knight 03-25-04 04-25-04
SECOND GENERATION DATE WORKED FIRST RETEST
Rayveness worked w/ Maxxx 04-08-04 05-08-04
Eva Lux worked w/Tyler 04-08-04 05-08-04

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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 11:15:54 (PDT)

Jessica Dee tests positive for HIV
A third performer, porn actress Jessica Dee, has tested positive for HIV, according to Adult Video News (safe for work: that page only; early roundup of the HIV story).

Dee, who had been quarantined on the "first generation" list, worked with Darren James on 3/24/04, the same day that Lara Roxx did, although Dee did not work directly with Roxx. This should pretty much end the irresponsible speculation (my previous comments on that here) that Lara Roxx was the source of the HIV outbreak. There used to be perhaps a 1% chance. Now that is down to about .01%.

The overwhelmingly likely scenario: Darren James is the source of the infection. Early last month he went to Brazil and engaged in high-risk behavior (probability, in order: unprotected, receptive anal sex with a man; needle use; others) and contracted HIV. Harboring HIV unknowingly, he returned and engaged in unprotected sex--including high-risk anal sex with the even higher-risk internal anal ejaculation, a porn industry favorite of late--with at least 13 women.

Which pretty much shows why regulating porn is not the same as regulating private sexual behavior (a favorite argument among porn producers). How many men would have the opportunity, upon contracting HIV, to have unsafe sex with 13 people in a couple or three weeks? It happens, sure. But the current requirements of porn--rough, even bizarre, anal sex among them, and generally unprotected--mean that it was almost guaranteed that Darren James would have a chance to infect many people before he found out about his infection. The fact that this unsafe activity was a job requirement should rightly concern every Californian. If you employ somebody in this state, especially to perform a dangerous activity, the state can lay down rules.

You don't get an exemption because you're making porn. Except that you do.

don't care about the sinners who perform in it, or porn producers, who have a financial incentive not to care about the people who perform in it. (I've been criticized for speaking out about this HIV crisis by some in the industry because I am not in the industry myself.)

The vast majority of us cede the entire discussion about porn to either people who make it or hate it or hate the people who make it.

If you're wondering why I keep talking about this porn crisis on my blog (hi, Mom!), that's why. Not talking about it, in general, created this problem.

Porn producers have had it easy so far. The shame people feel about consuming porn ($10B worth or so a year) actually works to the producers' advantage. Because people don't want to talk about it, you don't hear much of a discussion about the (lucrative) trend toward rough anal sex and younger and younger performers--a trend that almost certainly helped this crisis happen. "Double-anal" was not exactly common in the Boogie Nights era. That's how Roxx got infected.

And it happened in a coercive way, or at least unethical. She showed up on the set not knowing about the double-anal requirement (accounts differ as to why she was ignorant of it). Then she was told on the spot she could do double-anal or leave without being paid--her choice. Yes, she made the choice. But this is exactly the kind of manipulation that doesn't happen to actors in Hollywood films. They're protected from it six ways from Sunday--government and trade unions among them. And Hollywood actors are playing for much lower stakes.

Jessica Dee had no protection at all, in a job with life-and-death stakes.

No other industry would have been allowed to create such unsafe and unethical working conditions. None.

And if we'd talked about it five years ago, during the last porn industry HIV crisis, we probably wouldn't have let it happen again.

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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 11:12:35 (PDT)

Pittsfeild To North Adams massachusetts relentless
dyked out area of berkshires everything is for dyke
anyone personal business or family is to be violated
money grubbing and drug induced daisys coverups for
useing underage girls swinging with federal state and city dykes control of everything lieing is the norm and making up stories as well as changing things around to manipulate and win over anyone obstacle
torment and harassment 365 days a years attacking the same person heroin and crack and cocaine usage white supremacy turning races against each other anything for attention public staulking and harassment of target usually anyone male conspiracy at all levels
greedy and jealous crack and heroin induced possesive
obsessive ritual habitual behavior HIV secrecy is more impotant than national security and lying to FBI and all government agencies and when caught exchanging crack and heroin addicted hookers exchange sex for leniency is norm invasion of and heterosexual
violation is everyday passtime scamming and useing everyone els's money to fund daisy's and payoffs usually from a rich extortion or rich black mailed woman thats turning dyke (it will take some time before victim can grasp she is being surrounded and
lyed to and set up to spend rest of life from one partner to next with no respect from community for promiscuous drug and sex lifestyle bashing heterosexuals and manipulating gay law enforcement
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 11:02:46 (PDT)

i guess its time to steal you away from your girlfriend again right hone ypieski?
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Anonymous
- Monday, May 03, 2004 at 05:19:10 (PDT)

J.F.N.H.="Tinas got a Cat Box and its so fine
I love it in the morning
wanna make it mine
I love it in the evening
before the moonlight"

Dr. Gail= "no no no no no
.......not the Cat Box
not the Cat Box"

J.F.N.H.="I love Tinas cat box
its the one for me
I wanna get baptised in it
and never ever leave
I love Tina and her Cat Box not nessicaraily in that order
from deep in the middle
to all the borders and corners

Theres only one Cat Box that I ever want to see
thats Tinas little Cat Box"

The alarm went off and Dr. Gail rattled the tamberine slightly and said "Thats all we have time for today,See the cashier Mr. Hollywood"
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- Sunday, May 02, 2004 at 17:15:56 (PDT)

"Tina let me check your Cat Box,Baby Baby Please"
Written By Travis Ray Cole

Tina let me check your Cat Box
let me check it once or twice,since its way way to nice
well you had better make it three
baby please leave the Cat Box checking to me
I'll be glad to do it and I'll do it for free
Tina let me check your Cat Box
its the only Cat Box hoot hoot the only one I need
Tina let me live inside your Cat Box honey baby
Hoot Hoot
Tina let me check your Cat Box
shoobie doobie doobie doo bie
where can I sign up to your Cat Box,tell me,
and your Cat Box dream?
Its the only one for me,blonde magic Cat Box and so very very purr-ty
Tina let me check your Hottest of all the worlds best of the best there is no better Cat Box
its the only thing that can save meeeeeeee
Tina let me check your Cat Box
in Tina's Cat Box I
IIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIII IIIIIII
believe! Salsa
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- Sunday, May 02, 2004 at 17:00:32 (PDT)

Mr. Pooh Pooh look and see
if theres any fudge puddle truffle cakes in the semi encrusted enlongated cat box for me
Mr. Pooh Pooh look and se e
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Anonymous
- Sunday, May 02, 2004 at 16:41:28 (PDT)

"Johnny Hollywood wake up
you don't have a brain!"
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- Sunday, May 02, 2004 at 10:28:23 (PDT)

Johnny Hollywood wished he could just put the groucho
shades and moustatche on and give the reins of the cult to anyone who would take them so as he could let go of it

"Take Time To Smell The Crack Whores" is the way he put it

a little time of to reflect on my loss
a little time to reflect on my gain

time to relax
miller time only with Old Style
focus
focus is right maybe the spell was holding him back while there was negitive energy facing him that was so weak it did'nt matter a bit he could really fuck the source up if he felt like it it was all an excuse
he wanted something new that was powerful
something that could make his heart stop beating like for instance Jessica

"No Johnny you must play the devils song" A voice spoke from the garden

The garden....
He could see her outline her shape her form

Johnny Hollywood knew he had seen cupcake before in another time another life atmosphere somewhere thats why he held on to her he knew he had some tie to her
and his soul that some many stories have been told about
did exist and was tied to hers

so No Negative
he could not release the spell
and he should close the gap between their minds by losing faith he could would lose everything
she was
she was from the garden
as she was from somewhere so was Johnny Hollywood

but alas Johnny Hollywoods only
fan that counted thought she liked Johnny Hollywood without even knowing how to start to know him at all who the fuck was she to assume who or what he was without even bothering to adlib a script with him
just survielance tapes and cameras holes in the wall
she was nothing to Johnny Hollywood and did'nt exist

like big brother always there

Johnny had no brothers left
only cameras
hidden cameras pepperioni
poperrotzie bogus photo shoots with security caught off guard
and more hidden cameras and wasted film

"But what about the crack whores Johnny Hollywood,ain't you gonna smell them now?"
asked Johnny Hollywoods shitternet stalker bitch.

God left the biggest bulldyke in the cross roads
and when Johnny Hollywood formally complained
thats when
God up in heaven found a loop hole as fast as you can make me a nice cheesecake

God told Johnny Hollywood that the reason the biggie sized nightmare was in Johnny's crossroads was that Johnny Hollywood was not at a crossroads.
which was actually was true.

Johnny Hollywood was getting tired of waiting for the big rock and roll monies to fund his expedition to go sniffin' round Jessica and decieded if the Edward Lowe Cat Box grant money did not come in soon and if he did'nt end up in a psychward getting a nice little government "nut check" he would just walk down yonder barefoot if he had to
since it was only thirty seven point six million
cat boxes units of measurement away.

As a birthday surprise Johnny Hollywoods granny and great granny bought him more of the counties ugliest hookers and he did'nt know what to do with the problem so he called up you when they were in the back ground to make you jealose but did it work?
ha

So there Johnny Hollywood was trying to explain to Miss 2004
1. He was not using other women as inspiration and
2. just a lot more of number 1.

the sun came out and the skies are blue
blue and white
Johnny Hollywood could not find the retarded bitch that agreed to let the band duct tape the camera to her head so he thought the next best thing to do would be to hire snookums to

hold the camera and film this mornings emergency brain surgries and that is all nothing else was required of her,what so ever,they had no binding contract that she
would have to wear any kind of outfits like the chatholic school outfit or the french maid outfit or
nurses uniform just as long as she filmed the whole thing because Johnny Hollywood knew going into this that the sweet doctor was only praticing.

Johnny Hollywood lay on the cold steel table and Dr. Gail took his brain out and dropped it in the floor and kicked it across the room.

like a sponge that was soaked with water it was heavy and full of Tina

Dr. Gail was pissed she just spent all that time last week sanding Tina off the outter edges of Johnny Hollywoods brain and it was back

Dr. Gail squeezed Johnnys brain until it was dry and threw it into the fireplace.

Then the camera girl Johnny hired
{who was wearing the catholic school mini skirt all on her own} got a great close up of Johnny Hollywoods brain melting

"Nice camera work" Said Dr. Gail.

Johnny Hollywood went back to the crossroads where the devil always hide s.
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- Sunday, May 02, 2004 at 10:19:08 (PDT)

The Gypsy woman was looking mean and nasty
"You must release the spell, Johnny Hollywood,before it's to late" She said as her eyes burned into Johnny's, and after a few lap dances He wanted to see into the crystal ball for himself if only to watch a few previews.

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- Sunday, May 02, 2004 at 09:27:17 (PDT)

"I am under contract to write poetry thats all,nobody said it could'nt be about Cat Boxes'& Crack Whores,
Now give me my money" Johnny Hollyood yelled into the phone as he sat at a table in the middle of the "Geodonnilos brand greasory" located in Gurnee.
Embarassing the biggest heffer he could get to fit in the door as she ate the breadsticks from the neighboring tables.
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- Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 17:01:39 (PDT)

After bieng dead for so long Johnny Hollywod had about all the reclusivness he could take and now needed massive doses of the hottest Yoko on the planet
and welcomed her imput,not that he was going to listen to anything anyone said but you know.
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- Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 16:55:27 (PDT)

Johnny Hollywood lay there tied to the railroad tracks and watched Gail pull away in her beamer as the train rounded the bend as Johnny worked on his new song it seemed like he was running out of time
but still Johnny sang the fresh lyrics to the love song project
"HA HA SIT ON MY FACE
I LOVE YOU
HA HA SIT ON MY FACE I LOVE YOU
THERES IS NOTHING IN HEAVEN ABOVE YOU
HA HA SIT ON MY FACE I LOVE YOU"
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Anonymous
- Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 16:43:31 (PDT)

"Where are the photos of your little girlfriend,Johnny Hollywood?" said Dr. Gail as she reloaded the survielance cameras that faced the crossroads.

Johnny Hollywood just looked at the blank photos that she did not show up in the film on,then he looked inside the camera and she was not there either.

"You know what a camaro looks like? I don't have one?" Were the first questions Johnny Hillbillytard asked.
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- Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 16:38:47 (PDT)

"Love spells are the devils work, Johnny Hollywood" Dr. Gail said as she drained all of Johnny Hollywoods blood into a bucket to later make candles with.

"I don't love the devil,I love God,the Goddess"
Said Johnny Hollywood as a cry for help.
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- Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 16:30:45 (PDT)

Johnny Hollywoods caseworker broke into his crib and broke his waterpik.
He knew it was her,there was no other explaination.

Dr. Gail studied her notes and looked over at Johnny Hollywood resting peacefully on the expensive black leather couch Dr. Gail bought with the royalities from
the book she wrote about how crazy Johnny really is.

"So to summerize You think killing the nieghbors pets instead of the nieghbors first is a step forward and if that don't work then the peoples can die,right Johnny?"

Johnny Hollywood startled awake
"Huh,ARE THE POLICE HERE?"

"Johnny,I'm going to prescribe an extra strengh Bertha dosage a Bertha so strong so powerful that you will never think about redheads again"Doctor Gail said tossing her crap peter paul and mary cut across her shoulders.

Johnny Hollywood bailed out the window and rolled into the dirt of the road construction that has only taken five years so far.
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- Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 16:24:51 (PDT)

Johnny hollywood tried to lie to the truth
but he did it from a completely different crossroads hoping not to get caught but there was no way around it
If your not at the same cross roads together at the same time how could the spell work

So even though Johnny Hollywood traveled many a crossroads with God and explained that he did have a perceptional vision that was set on the crossroads a quarter mile ahead at all times,that was a long shot and could not compensate for the five mile distance between the required crossroads and the wrong position.
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- Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 16:06:01 (PDT)

security was heavy but getting lighter

"The guys crazy" said the cute thought monitor administration apprentice as she stomped her silly ass out the door.

Johnny hollywood wondered if Morrison had this much trouble with his,Um ....Ho.

Dr. Gail was bored with it to but could'nt leave if she wanted to since her beamer was blocked in by Johnny Hollywoods welfare cadillac that not even a team of landscapers would buy even at times of war

"Its the same old shit day after day with you Johnny Hollywood its always the same your Morrison your Lenny Bruce YOUR NOWHERE MAN, Your a waste of time.
Gail spoke as she made the heavily dosed Bertha Meds cookies that looked fresh from the cat box
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- Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 14:10:06 (PDT)

"Why Don't We Do It In The Road?"

Johnny Hollywood went down to the Cross Roads looking for the truth

"You can't lie to the truth, Johnny Hollywood"
said the devil.

Johnny Hollywood did'nt listen he was thinking about doin' an angel right there in the crossroads
and if he could get that scene done in under five takes then with a little praying he might be able to sue the beatles and get a brick house in Lake Forest that the big bad wolf could'nt make it past the security system......and then maybe he would think "she" as in hottest all time honey would be considered a massieritti but no, that vehicle seemed to large,the right amount of class but a little to big for this dream
this dream a dream
so a Gibson S.G.,A flying "V",a porsche
magic cheese cake

freedom

Johnny Hollywood went back to the crossroads
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- Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 13:59:34 (PDT)

And the thought monitor went blank again
the rat hole empty

The hillbillys with hats interview went as follows

H.B.w/H : "knock knock"

Mr. Hollywood : "What the fuckski do you people want? I don't know how to play country pop"
slam.
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- Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 13:47:05 (PDT)

The newspapers were calling at ten in the morning on Saturday and the media was out front of the Hollywood estate. It seems Johnny Hollywood's Mom got busted smuggling landscapers into the country again and not one of them would buy his welfare cadillac,
and speaking of country,
The country Music station wanted to know the scoop too,via the Bertha Medicaticion.
This had to happen in the midst of Johnny Hollywood
just getting ready to get out of the music biz and go into making bumper stickers full time still hoping to relocate in the niceities of Lake Forest with the super honey and her cat.

"All this looks good on paper to you? A plan based on a bumper sticker that says Quote "My crackwhore can beat up your crack whore?"
Dr. Gail said not believing her ears.

The police helicopters were swarming the Hollywood estate by air causing the siding to fly off Johnny Hollywoods late seventys trailer
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- Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 13:38:05 (PDT)

Johnny Hollywood was very confused
what color is my fiancee's hair he wondered all the time it was in every catagory except blue
and green but all the other colors she had covered and he could'nt began to narrow it down at all it was red it was burnette and it was blonde and he no longer cared what color it was he still had it tied with his around the cross he always wore
He told Doctor Gail in confedence

"What the fuck are you talking about Johnny Hollywood,You don't have a fiancee" said Gail

"I don't ,then whyam I paying her alimony?" asked Johnny Hollywood

You are imagining things again Johnny" Gail said again.
people don't pay alimony to thier fiancee"
"Oh" Johnny Hollywood said as he tried to wake up.
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- Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 11:45:34 (PDT)

"Its so dry here" Said Sherry,whose cat box dried up for good a long time ago.

"How dry is it?"

Its so dry that the milk of crackwhore came out a powdera complete circle
distilled even
powder to liquid to powder again
but the good news is that its street value is twice as much as it was in the first place.
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- Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 11:36:25 (PDT)

After Johnny Hollywood was secured in the electric chair in the bottomless cat box pit
Sweet Bertha paced back and forth looking down over the edge at Johnny thru the sights of her assault rifle

as the sunspotted his eyes he could see her Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union uniform's medals shine like a beacon as Tina Marie nibbled on Johnny hollywoods left ear lobe and hickyed his neck,
Linda Silverstone slobbered on his right ear lobe
and Dr. Gail Schultzski {also blonde} smacked Johnny Hollywoods navigational system with a yard stick that had staples in it every time Johnny Hollywoods navigational system moved towards the blonde nibblers.

"So like, Its not valentines day?" Johnny Hollywood asked.
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- Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 10:50:39 (PDT)

After watching CNN brand news for seventy-three hours straight Johnny Hollywood thought about quitting coffee for good and moved his best guitars into the fall out shelter hoping to phase into the Seizure Chords mode without Yoko there to tell him how much it sucked musicaly while even though none of his guitars were gas powered Johnny Hollywood knew Bob Dylan could'nt stop the war unless he changed the channel.
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- Friday, April 30, 2004 at 20:04:27 (PDT)

Johnny Hollywood dreamed of breeding with the finest woman he ever seen in his life and the best line he could come up with was "When I get that big rock and roll money,me and you are going to move to lake forest"
then the bastard tried to reuse the same lines he used on his vocal teacher no wonder she was pissed. What could he do but try to explain that his brain was so intoxicated by her beauty,her presence that he was lucky to be able to think at all.
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- Friday, April 30, 2004 at 14:17:30 (PDT)

Johnny hollywood woke up back on KellyCakes Island where all the women folk was downright ugly 'ceptin' fer the islands namesake.

Johnny Hollywood tried to see if the emergency brain surgery worked but could'nt remember what he wanted to forget so it must have.

"Now Johnny you are ready for the anti-bertha brain surgery" said Dr. Gail as she ran at hin with a little modeling knife.
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- Friday, April 30, 2004 at 14:09:36 (PDT)

"How can you afford this, Johnny Hollywood,having emergency brain surgery in the middle of the night
and a house call too?" asked the third bulgarain Johnny Hollywood had bought that looked like Olivia
,pink eye lids and cheeks blonde and skinny. He had nine of them all together four from poland three from bulgaia only one from russia this time and another from romiania.

"Its not that expensive this brain surgery when done in your own home by a well mannered marriage consoler who was still mad at Johnny Hollywood from his second failed marriage" Said the romainian who could have passed for Olivias stunt double if their was no Tina.

Dr. Gail had Johnny Hollywoods brain in one hand and was sanding it with fine sand paper ever so lightly
to remove the memory of Tina

"Its really for the best,Johnny Hollywood has a nice girl who is the sweetest thing on the planet and he loves the living fuck out of her but he has this Tina problem and while I am erasing it I am also trying to leave,not only the minor penatonic scale {which he was so worried about} and as a special bonus I am leaving the blues scales and the freebird lick in his brain too, at the same time removing the Tina but I did not forsee the problems inside Johnny Hollywoods brain before I started it seems the Tina is a drug to Johnny Hollywood and we did not know that going into this but we did know he was addicted to her milk,Now what we could do is just shit can Johnny Hollywoods brain and start over with a brain of a hamster" Gail told the crowd that begun to gather in Johnny Hollywoods labatory as the local newspaper called to see if Johnny Hollywood wanted to renew his ad next week offering a large reward for the return of Tina.

"Oh is Johnny hollywoods super fine curly haired fiancee going to be pissed if you don't get that Tina out of his brain" said Johnny Hollywoods nastiest crackwhore from round lake park.
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- Friday, April 30, 2004 at 14:04:44 (PDT)

She peered through the window
with a shaded heart,
tinted a most beautiful colour of
injustice.
Her anger could have replaced the colour,
the tint,
but it was too ingrained,
stubborn like her feet that would not
move past that windowpane.
Stubborn like her hands,
the sweat from her grip on the sill
rubbing paint chips into her flesh.
Her anger could have melted will.
Her anger could have set men free,
her anger and that lovely heart,
but rather it keeps her here,
where we keep the others

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Pretynd
- Friday, April 30, 2004 at 10:41:21 (PDT)

"The I ain't got nobody, but a dirty ol' crack whore blues" in the key of A

{intro solo}
A
I ain't got nobody
D//// //// A//// ////

I ain't got nobody

D
I ain't got no one

E
but a dirty ol' crack whore

{Solos 1 thru 5}

blues turnaround

A
I ain't got nobody
D//// //// A//// ////

I ain't got nobody

D
no one

E
but a dirty ol' crack whore

{solos 6 thru 10}

A
I ain't got nobody
D//// //// A//// ////

I ain't got nobody

D
I ain't got no one

E
but a dirty ol' crack whore

{outro sol o}
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Written By Johnny Francis Nicolas Hollywood
- Friday, April 30, 2004 at 05:41:14 (PDT)

let me check your cat box baby
let me look and see
let me check your cat box maybe
it belongs to me me me me me
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Anonymous
- Friday, April 30, 2004 at 05:32:10 (PDT)

if you can't get it right during the first set of pills then you will never get it at all and it is only your clients of silence that will suffer
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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 29, 2004 at 19:47:56 (PDT)

ohhh
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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 29, 2004 at 19:31:51 (PDT)

you may be strong but under pressure you would snap like a twig. I am cool but its only because I cannot stay put
and he is the roll inside the thunder
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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 29, 2004 at 19:29:17 (PDT)

not if I don't want to be
and I don't cause I am not
a wannabe
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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 29, 2004 at 19:17:37 (PDT)

the black rose was a long time ago
as long as your hair
all the magic in your heart
echos in mine
theres no sense in kissing goodbye
because forever you are mine
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- Thursday, April 29, 2004 at 18:38:35 (PDT)

I would choose the one
I would choose the only one
I would pick the one I could really love

I would

she is right there
all the worlds unfair
so I know
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- Thursday, April 29, 2004 at 18:34:44 (PDT)

If I had my way
you'd see heaven
nuthin's dry 'round here

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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 29, 2004 at 11:25:31 (PDT)

"Johnny Hollywood and the band "rat Acid" never really praticed at McDonald's Woods forest preserve but they did hang out there in the ouww scarry pitch black darkness and party alot and the second guitar player did get in trouble with the laws there for riding his rubber raft in the swamp but they never said nothing about his little problem with burning the bibles at the tree that Johnny Hollywood said he seen psychic shit from the past including someone dying against one of the trees in the path that had wierd carvings on it
maybe he was just really stoned that night
maybe someone did die against that tree

then there was the guitar fretboard and notes Johnny Hollywood seen when he scattered the coals of the fire around and how it looked exactly like the stars and it told Johnny Hollywood what notes to play.
yeah McDonalds Woods,with three Beck roads

It has had some wierd shit happen there in the past like the crazy guy who was living there and killed the old lady whose house was behind itwhen he told her he wanted to buy her old car she had for sale then he went and tried to live there. No that was'nt Rat Acid connected.

But this morning when Johnny Hollywood woke up and seen Mr. Pooh Pooh kitty trying to ride the fax machine like it was a surf board and with the news people always talking about the circus cats that got loose and have been spotted last week in Mc Donalds woods he knew those cats were looking for the Rat Acid Band and Mr. Pooh Pooh was trying to signal them about the anti-Cat Box activity that he has been witness to,
but Johnny Hollywood has not yet recieved the government grant to further the Edward Lowe project
"Operation Finish the Cat Box".

"What will Johnny Hollywood really do with the monies to finish the cat box problem if he really does get a government grant to fix it right up? Will he put in a new flush valve? Will he party it all away?
Or will he like the bastard he is use the cat box party monies to further stereotype all the women in the world like the bastard he is into little catagories of Berthas, Barbies and Yoko's
but where would the freckled girl fall in and what about the most hottest of them all how could that one be stereotyped with nothing to compare unless he just says women of grayslake but all of it is a contradiction because even with all of this anti-cat box crap he is completly working for the betterment of the aforementioned cat box happiness or just a chance to get next to her cat box like all the world is a sunny day,ANd with that kind of inspiration Johnny Hollywood pratices more often, Butis this the answer to all of Johnny hollywoods problems
yes and no some say.
What do you suggest?" The Bertha Meds asked from afar.
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- Thursday, April 29, 2004 at 05:40:43 (PDT)

fourteen hours later Johnny Hollywood admited it was not his Island at all
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 28, 2004 at 18:22:33 (PDT)

Johnny Hollywood found himself on an island full of ugly women,but still believed in legalization even if it would never in a million years change,adjust or repair the problem at hand.

"Maybe I could get so stoned I can't see" Said Johnny Hollywood.

The ghost of his brother reminded him that the reason Johnny Hollywoods dad started calling him Johnny Hollywood in the first place was a direct result of the darkend welfare shades Johnny Had ordered from some eyeglass place on broadway,when he came out into the sunlight thats when he was reborn Johnny Hollywood
His father called him that first then they drank beer to confirm his new title. Now Johnny Hollywood has'nt really wore shades much since his brother died so maybe its time to wear those shades that are so dark you can't see how ugly the native bitches are in your hoodski there Johnny Hollywood" the bertha medicene said over and over.

"It is because you are in love Johnny Hollywood, all those nasty bitches on your island are blocked out of your vision because your brain is set on that sweet girl with the curls" Dr. Gail Schultzski told Johnny Hollywood.

"Then Why's the mothercensorski bitchin' about how ugly the girls on his island are if he can't see them?" Asked Dr. Gails therapist who also delivers pizza for dominos brand pizza on her jetski .
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- Wednesday, April 28, 2004 at 18:19:52 (PDT)

"more purtty than undergroundski"

"Even though she agreed and her contract stated her duties would entale seeing what the fuckski our hero was up to and asking a few key questions from time to time
he was psycho crazy about her cat boxness and believed her to be his favorite flavor

would her mistake be that
she wanted to get mixed up in his craziness a little more than logic could permit?
and if she left the underground party wont they like some secret branch of some secret government myth be a little upset that she went for the object of survielance and cancel her subpop prescription to any other direction?" The Bertha Meds aske d

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- Wednesday, April 28, 2004 at 15:50:57 (PDT)

It took a while but we got grandma to work on the wedding dresses just in case Johnny Hollywood did find a nice girl to settle down with and rewrite the traditional vows

at first granny was hesitant about making white bib overalls size 26 so Bertha could tie the knot and work in the fields the same day and after granny did agree she said she was'nt gonna make it in white it would have to be in color since bertha was'nt a virgin had kids and was already married to a nice man who supports them kids like they has his own
"Hell she might have colored kids by now grandma can't ya all make them over alls in white ?"

The next dress was for the third fiancee this one needs pockets for crack pipes,
Grandma and pockets for needles on the garter belt and a pocket for brass brillo scrub pads maybe hidden somewhere in the viel.

"I ain't making no crack pipe pockets for no wedding dresses"Grandma told everyone straight out

"Remember Grandma, the material needs to be resistant of the chicken grease stains because even though the wedding vows will not reflect the bucket of chickens
importance Mr. Hollywood does plan to eat a bucket of chicken off the new brides belly
unless she has a better ideal" Said Crissy {the stupid little bitch now in charge of the wedding party plans.

"All of this to make your next wife jealose?" Said the doorman

"Why can't she just wear her old catholic school dress?
And I promise not to eat chicken off it" Johnny Hollywood said trying to save a few bucks until he gets that big rock and roll money.

"Swching!! Yeah why not?"Said Johnny Hollywoods navigational system trying to help save even more money

"Remember Grandma her ass is dank" Johnny Hollywood said only trying to help

"It don't go by the size of her ass,
it goes by thier top" Grandma hollered.

"Oh I been looking at her ass" Said Johnny Hollywood wrong about things yet again because stop me if you heard this on before hes a man
the I'm a man riff played in the background and the angels in heaven who Johnny Hollywood never had sex with started to sing the song "My Sharonna" only instead of My Sharonna they were singing "My Curly haired girl from G.L."
Johnny Hollywood knew not to argue with god and if she caught him talking to this nice blonde angel "amy"
who looked like Bertha back in the day it would mean no more tickle toes and have'nt we pissed God off enough by now
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- Wednesday, April 28, 2004 at 15:09:50 (PDT)

i love/lust you 2
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 28, 2004 at 14:55:42 (PDT)

your toes are the most sexiest toes I have ever seen
your curly hair tied with mine thru and around the cross I wear still
you are my only dream
you are my only dream when I was in southern Illinois I was sleeping and this one dream I had of you still is there your beauty never leaves me
your art decorated my mind
I lust for you so much
but I love you all the time
so then you to me are God

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- Wednesday, April 28, 2004 at 13:57:30 (PDT)

I said your cute when I looked into your eyes
I meant to say the most beautiful girl I have ever seen
but I try to stay cool since you keep me in check
I try to remain and maintain
and not say how much I love you and not tell you how much I care
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- Wednesday, April 28, 2004 at 13:52:02 (PDT)

I believe in you
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- Wednesday, April 28, 2004 at 11:42:16 (PDT)

remind me of an S.G.
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- Wednesday, April 28, 2004 at 11:39:33 (PDT)

everlast?
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 28, 2004 at 11:19:54 (PDT)

I don't think I am done trying
to entertain myself
but my choice is not my choice
it is our fate

How no one looks like
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- Wednesday, April 28, 2004 at 10:52:58 (PDT)

the cold has set in
and it will stay until
the heat takes its place
during this time my mind
will be beyond the blues
and you know it too cause
you is the one that gave
them to me because you
agreed to meet me under
those intriguing details
I gave to you on the same
day as today but the date
is not right only for our date
but in the end this was not our fate
so now behind the gates of cold
I will shake until the heat takes over
and makes me awake so that I may bake a cake
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, April 27, 2004 at 20:00:43 (PDT)

Kitty Litter in the 70's

everything under the sun
lots of coffee and heinikein
middle of a millpond
firkin pool
a kiss goodnight
to last a lifetime
and its only been 1095 days

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Anonymous
- Tuesday, April 27, 2004 at 19:34:50 (PDT)

Johnny Hollywoods attorney finished up quickly there was no breach of promise and Johnny Hollywood could not be held to the two year contract he signed for miss silverstone to be his groupie because he was legally crazier than dogshit.

So now all he had to do was bring god a flower or something
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- Tuesday, April 27, 2004 at 05:56:56 (PDT)

The S.S. Bertha's Cat Box was bieng fired upon,hit and taking in water Johnny Hollywood had another one of his major revelations
God could be his wife!

The water level was rising
all the crack whores could go overboard and the best could be kept
it was a good plan and if he did get the big rock n roll money the same plan would work fine either way
they were extra weight and time was running out

Johnny Hollywood needed to do something quick
so he would be a confirmed passanger on the upcoming love boat episoides after pretending he had the nasty crack whores interested in him live on the shitternetski and God catching him in this little charade he would not only be in trouble but he was in love he was in lust and in fantasyland forsure
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- Tuesday, April 27, 2004 at 05:27:52 (PDT)

you are

breathing hope

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Eve
- Tuesday, April 27, 2004 at 00:25:29 (PDT)

apathy
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Anonymous
- Monday, April 26, 2004 at 13:23:52 (PDT)

"the bizatch bizo snatch owes you money Johnny Hollywood and your going to continue to waste your time on her" said the president of the mail order bride scam.

Johnny Hollywood was done buying razors so that ugly bitch could shave and still she had facial hair on everything but her expired visa.
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- Monday, April 26, 2004 at 13:19:57 (PDT)

The bell rang and the mosh pit swallowed Johnny Hollywood whole

The leader of The Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union picked Johnny Hollywood up and tossed him onto her shoulders
she spun around nine times and threw him out of the ring where he landed in the third roll.
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- Monday, April 26, 2004 at 12:26:01 (PDT)

ctlmu
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Anonymous
- Monday, April 26, 2004 at 09:32:00 (PDT)

Johnny Hollywoods plan worked
he was trying to out mindgame little miss mind fuck
at her own game and trying to stay out of check
move the game pieces around
trying to be down

"You better go on and get together with that bitch on the shitternet Johnny Hollywood because you know you ain't had pussy since pussy had you" Said Bonnie Parkers Momma.

Johnny Hollywood knew she must be right and thier was no sense in pretending like his entire existance was based on a girl from the north

"I hopes you not gonna bring back no eskimo's Mr. Hollywoods" The obease black door man said as he held his hand out.

Johnny Hollywood did'nt have any extra funds for the door man and his doorman advice but he was shure to throw on the Doors Cd when he got to the room full of mirrors.

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the pizzas here
- Monday, April 26, 2004 at 09:24:28 (PDT)

my happiness no longer looks like Bertha
she likes to shoot the shit
She says she loves me all the time
but I know she don't mean it

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Anonymous
- Monday, April 26, 2004 at 06:42:04 (PDT)

When you closed your eyes
I disappeared,
stuck somewhere in your
right ventricle.

Even now I feel your fingers
at my throat,
and our scent
just inside my nose.

You have forced my hands down.
A knot in the cartoid.

This, my love,
is your perfection.

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Pretynd
- Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 23:38:09 (PDT)

Your missing out
on how good I could make you feel
hate to say it but ---
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Anonymous
- Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 20:36:51 (PDT)

When the subject came up Johnny Hollywood told the crowd he would do an angel
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- Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 19:58:01 (PDT)

The changing of the crack whore cerimony went way into overtime and Johnny Hollywood knew his wife Olivia would miss him if he was'nt dreaming.
The line up looked like disco night at the trailer park laundry mat

"Whats the problem" the Jury asked "How long does it take to choose a new crack whore?"

"Usually it would be over by now and he would have choose the freckled waitress but his brain is locked on Olivia's stunt double "Tina" and hes not accepting the Bertha Transplant replacement" said The devil

"What if we found another bertha that looks like Tina who looks like Olivia?" asked Johnny Hollywoods favorite caseworker whos hair looked like yellow roses.

"No! that will only cause a big bertha blur where they all look like Bertha and then the only thing thAt will make his brain have a sensible thought process would be a red head and the worlds hottest red head is still pissed at him for making her late so I don't recomend that we try it because maybe his brain will freeze and the thought monitor recieving all thoughts from his brain will fuck up and the printer will do more crazy shit and then the government will want to sue us again for wasting film when its not our fault so we gotta keep his brain moving and different pictures moving thru it so it doesnt look suspicous even if he only thinks about some super model for days again then it was caused by his brain and it could not be our fault so just get another new Bertha if that one did not register maybe he needs higher concentrated doses of the new edition of Bertha,you dont want to overdose him I mean his heart wont stop beating unless you give him Jessica thats what stops his heart and I don't want a murder charge,if he still gots a heart,he might have traded it to the devil for a chance to suck Tinas middle toe again." Said Special "K" Johnny Hollywoods personel head nurse
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- Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 19:27:56 (PDT)

"forget it dude" Satan told Johnny Hollywood "Tina's been turned into kitty kitty and your going to have to pick up and go on now theres nothing wrong with the edition of Bertha so thats where the blonde fetish stands"

Johnny Hollywood knew satan was again lying why not even Satan could turn Tina into kitty kitty and Johnny Hollywood still was planning to kill kitty kitty and marry Tina although he might always almost never refuse the fact the the new Bertha was a Bertha to be reconized and on the scale of hot Berthas last nights Bertha was doing much better than carmen diaz.
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- Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 16:37:31 (PDT)

"What if kitty kitty was really Tina turned into a common house pet by some magic jealose witch" Johnny Hollywoods rollercoaster ride of blonde thought hit the roof again causing the microchip to overheat and thus begun the witch hunt and again Johnny Hollywood raised the bounty on The ever so sweet Tina of Johnny Hollywoods dream Johnny Hollywood placed everything on Red Hot
"let it roll" He told the devil.

The devil was pissed after releasing the new hot little Bertha on Johnny Hollywood he still was looking for Tina.
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- Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 16:24:15 (PDT)

Even though kitty kitty was all yellow like Tina and had yellow eyes yellow like the aforementioned supergoddess of crack whoreism and the unquestioned reason they really call it Fucks Lake as a matter of fact.

"The newest hot little Bertha did have better nails than the kitty kitty even though I don't remember the color I think pink" Johnny Hollywoods brain said on the first level
"I remember red nails" Johnny Hollywoods brain said on the second level.
"pink" the first level answered back.
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- Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 16:15:42 (PDT)

"The Bertha Medicene works great" Johnny Hollywood said as if he was doing a Bertha Meds Commerical

Johnny Hollywoods new naked editor dont exist said the Bertha Meds

Johnny cared not
but it was'nt kroakee night was it? the sky questioned
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- Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 13:21:57 (PDT)

The phone rang and rang

"Thank You for calling Johnny Hollywoods residence,hes not available at the present time because hes out blameing his farts on Kitty Kitty" Beeep

Johnny Hollywood give me a call the new Bertha import is in beep said the frantic voice inside the wind tunnel.

"Sunday at three fifteen pm" said the operator from the nineteen thirty-seven movie
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- Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 13:16:00 (PDT)

The new winner of most of the contests got gone maybe with an enlarged Bertha and Johnny Hollywood rode in the stagecoach to round up the morning posse to began the search for her hieness the high priestess of Tina crack soreism,only after Johnny Hollywood called up the devil and tried to make a new deal where if the cat box was half full then Johnny Hollywood would then neither give nor get the hot Tina crack sores and the obligatory Tina crack sore smiles.

"But thats whats holding your heart together Johnny Hollywood, Them ol' Tina crack sores and the Tina Crack Sore Blues" Said the way way overpaid welfare quack sweet Gail.

"Should'nt that be The Tina Crack Sores Blues Band?"
asked Doctor Gails apprentance the devil.

God knew Johnny Hollywood and his friends were men so they were wrong and Johnny Hollywood knew it too but the no one wanted to remeber the nasty women Johnny Hollywoods dad used to drag home from the plentiful heffer smogisborg collection at the favorite welfare office and Coloumbo was going to get to the bottom of the story before cnn on the day of the lord
before the original microchip melted and they replaced it with Gibson brand guitar parts
Johnny Hollywoods brain went into the index of mail order brides and deleted each and every file replacing them all with one female goddess
To slave or Slave not the slut looked like she was tied up
"What are you wearing" was the title of the new album that day.
So Johnny Hollywood was again the first to overdrive the amp with a larger amp causing that warm tone
right before or a while before it blows up.

"did you say blow?" asked the whorecop as she applied even more spakle to her badly damaged face

Theres no art there the lord spoke thru a pile of freshly puked up spell-getti
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- Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 13:07:22 (PDT)

Why shave its the weekend the lord sent a message thru the toilet water noises telling Johnny Hollywood satan was a blonde and that satan would look even better carring Johnny Hollywoods litter if satan would'nt mind bieng spawned upon.

Johnny Hollywood splashed the pure and clean un-demonic tap water onto his face and dried it on a towel covered with cat hair The director sent in the generic Bertha
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- Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 12:40:40 (PDT)

The guiltpain eats away at the worm brains
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come on come on and do the locomotion on me
- Saturday, April 24, 2004 at 13:26:36 (PDT)

I am still every breath you breathe
and every channel on your TV screen

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Pretynd
- Saturday, April 24, 2004 at 12:27:22 (PDT)

I melted

and you still don't know

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Eve
- Saturday, April 24, 2004 at 11:15:04 (PDT)

The microchip in Johnny Hollywoods teeth short circuited and while he was making out with his honey
he kept getting a shock,so its a good thing that because thier was a gas war going on that they were not making out next to the gas pumps because even though it is not illegal yet it still could have caused an explosion.
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"::>
- Friday, April 23, 2004 at 08:52:20 (PDT)

.kiss\ /kiss.
./kisskisskisski sskiss\.
*ºkisskisskisskisskisskiss kisskissº*
\kisskisskisskisskisskis s/
*kisskisskisskiss*

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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 20:11:05 (PDT)

I did it because I want to be the only one you like
so its like that
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""::::
- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 16:17:14 (PDT)

he's got groove in his eyes
he's got groove in his lips
he's got groove in his hips
he's got groove in his mind
he's got groove in his soul
he's got groove in his heart

qwe rtyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 15:25:35 (PDT)

I am so weak right now that I would do anything
including sucking your dick for some coke ... so
please just give me a drink.
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the real thing
- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 15:18:55 (PDT)

the rocks were big and had splits throughout them and I just happened to stumble upon one and when I looked at it all I could see was a perfect crossroads staring at me. I knew immediately that this was the place and soon baby soon it will know your face too.
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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 15:09:59 (PDT)

you have demonized me to the point where noone anywhere likes me and why you did this is totally beyond me but what you never knew I am sure is that I helped you ruin me.
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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 15:03:08 (PDT)

I did not come prepared because I did not think I was going to win but let me begin by saying thank you to all who supported me during my time of need and so with this award that I have won I only won because of you.
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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 14:52:23 (PDT)

The devil stood at the crossroads and told Johnny Hollywood he would show him where Johnnys favorite crack whore of all time was if Johnny Hollywood gave him his soul and since the devil got real old now he did not remember when Johnny Hollywood already gave him his soul to be a half way decent guitar player and that Johnny Hollywood had no soul left to make a bet like this but he agreed anyway not really giving a rats ass what the cocuenquences may be and right after that he went to the dog track to see how his luck would be there.

He knew someone was pulling a different direction than he wanted to go and since he knew that he just reflected that bad energy and as it passed him it took the "bad" energy he had with it building up even more and it has found its way back to its original source causing great damage but Johnny hollywood was now pissed while focusing hold the fuckski on
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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 14:39:08 (PDT)

"You really have gone over the edge this time Johnny Hollywww.ood ! "Gail the doctor of love scolded him like she was his momma and he was a redheaded bastard step child. "Buying women for Russia and Poland and Yugofuckski because they look like women you know here that won't have no thang to do with your stupid ass and then the ones you bought are only good for landscaping or toilet cleaning duties because they won't have nothing to do with your retarded ass either" said Gail this time trying to sound like a prejuduce oreo.
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- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 14:30:01 (PDT)

Johnny Hollywood signed a two year contract for Linda Silverstone to be his groupie and go out to the 'talian
restraunte and make the worlds hottest redhead jealose from time to time as soon as the extremly nice looking girl at the bank handed him the pen.
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::P
- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 14:06:19 (PDT)

"*~Love~*"

The steel barrow shined beautiful colors in the midnight sky
as Johnny Hollywood held the barrel of the forty-five
to the stupid bitches head and pulled the trigger several times in a half assed attept to rid himself of boredom contained blues
then he put a hunk of her brain in the blender and feed it to the hogs out by the back porch

The copsucking badge holding bitch took forever to put on her make up and after a few pitchers of margiritas she wanted her sewage lines under the cat box clusterfucked in a bad way and two more pitchers of margiritas didnt change the script any either
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::P
- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 13:59:31 (PDT)

that line of response is so typical of Dr. Gail because just last week she told my friend that my friend was
exhibiting obsessive behaviour everytime my friend thought about her ex friend. I wonder then what is
beyond obsessive or if there is such a beyondness because my whole existence is based on my old friend.
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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 13:49:55 (PDT)

undermined by godsend

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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 13:40:12 (PDT)

Johnny Hollywood took some of that big rock and roll money and bought a Porsche Boxter and then named it cassie because he had ordered it the color of Cassies eyes.

I think this is quite obsesive said Doctor Gail.
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- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 12:28:37 (PDT)

Johnny Hollywood doubled the doses of geritol his granny was taking so she would have the energy to sew the white wedding dress together when he convinced Linda to marry him then he went to carson perrie scott and walmart to register so the guests of the wedding could have a clue of what to buy the cute couple if they were not going to give livestock as a gi ft
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- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 12:26:20 (PDT)

"i deny the alligation" said Johnny Hollywood "I would never dream of doggie stylin' Miss Jessica shes to damn hot and I wanna look at the art of her britneyness he said into the mic
the judge looked at pictures of Jessica and agreed Johnny Hollywood was right

Johnny Hollywood is always right and right above the law said Berthas mother from the stands
and Johnny Hollywood knew there would be trouble

then the state brought in the new evidence

the eightteen thousand dollars worth of film Johnny Hollywood had spent on photos of Cassandra
it looked like Johnny Hollywood was wrong here but when his new attorney finished with her speechs and explainations it was obvious that Johnny Hollywood did not spend the eighteen thousand dollars on film it was all taken on the camera in his mind and as he kept thinking about her the microchip in his brain projected the vision of this goddess to the thought monitoring reciver that the government had watching his thoughts twenty-four seven and they printed his visions which were all her everyone of them and when the printing of all of Johnny Hollywoods visions were finished the government had spent the eighteen large on photos of a very sweet girl as a matter of fact.

"Dismissed" said the Judge and went home to watch more tele vision
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- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 12:21:05 (PDT)

"What is wrong, Johnny Hollywood?" asked the downstairs maid who was cheating on him before the race began

"Someone is pulling in another direction, someone has a curse on you Johnny Hollywood
someone is trying to cause harm to our hero" said the gypsy woman

I met her at the "get to know your ho seminar" in clarksville I bet its her that heartbreaker" Johnny Hollywood said

"Or maybe the second guitar player,you know that little bitch is still mad because you play better and make fun of the way he dances with the guitar" said the newest member of the cult who was assigned to the shave the sacrafical kitty kitty duty.

Just then Johnny Hollywoods caseworker called and said "You better not be hurting no kittys over there Johnny"

Someone was pulling in another direction someone was causing a slightly noticable power up
someone was using magic

Johhny Hollywood could eat kyptonite and spit it out into the gypsys hole he didnt give a fuckski no matter
but he needed to power up and he raised the bounty on Tina to twenty five welfare solos or twenty five hundred dollars and a used nineteen sixtys black and white television that only got the Jerry Springer station unless it rained.

I need to power up Said Johnny Hollywood as he became weeker

"Oh No hes going to die" said the lunatic fringe as Johnny Hollywood done a decent sized line off thier ass

Johnny Hollywood was still getting weaker like samson when he went to the lindenhurst hair cutting dive next to old eagle and the laundrymat when the bitch butched his freedom freakflag

"Johnny Hollywood needs to power up" Said Special "K" Johnnys personal head nurse

Dr. Gail concured

Johnny Hollywood needed to power up on the Tina crack sore milk

"The milk of Tina? thats the only thing this guy drinks" asked the Phycisians assitant

"Like it was red bull" said special K

"No way he drinks gallons of coffee a day" said the fat guy who never told anyone the secret donut reciepe but Johnny Hollywood one day when Johnny and the ghost of his brother got the greaseball drunk.

"And did he get creme in those gallons of coffee each day" asked special K the sexgoddess generic marsha brady clone meets gangsta barbie in the miday sun

"NO never"said grease ball

"Thats where the milk of crackwhore comes in,he puts it in his coffee he would drink it straight if he had a fountain like the fountian of youth only the Tina fountian that is what he is dependant on he needs the milk of Tina or he will die" Said the pyshisist who works at dairy Queen "and he has me put it in his blizzards for a nominal service charge
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- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 12:06:24 (PDT)

Johnny Hollywood was slipping out of the hypnosis
fading back into it
back and forth back and forth

"What is the secret code Johnny?" asked the russian mail order bride that showed up two years to late.

and Johnny told her like he would have told anyone

"The secret code is Bertha
Bertha is the password
Bertha,Berthachrist, berthaspice and Berthasgreatbigass" Johnny Hollywood said in a monitone voice

"What is a Bertha?" asked dr. gail and the russo bitch simotainisly

"A Bertha is a generic blonde or bleach blonde otherwise known as a barbie" said Johnny Hollywood with another dose of monitone drone words.

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:
- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 11:38:36 (PDT)

While Johnny Hollywood rubbed sweet berthas feet she looked in the newspaper for a free give away anything
When we heard all the comotion we thought somebody was dying
"She really cuts a shine" Said Berthas momma
as if she was from the south

Editors note {she might be from the south but at least she don't have the sicking england accent that makes me want to puke} "Oh but you can listen to a mesikin all day huh" said the opposing editor

"Only if shes calling my name and saying oh se,or buying my car" said the editor.

"Thar she blows" hollered Mrs. Wilson as she milked the cows in order from large to small

There it was the free give away for a kitty
what a wonderful surprise
so they loaded up the truck and went to beverly no just over yonder.

and guess what it was such a coincidence the man giving away the kitty was Sherrys first pimp so this was a very special kitty indeed
and what a better kitty for the sacraficial ritual upcoming event

"I almost hate to kill kitty kitty because it is all yellow like Tina" Said Johnny Hollywood as he called the newspaper to place the add for a bounty on Tina
"Oh Tina this and Tina that shut the fuck up asshole" said the nice lady who answers the phones all day at the local newspaper
not to be confused with the loca musica

Meanwhile Dr. Gail had Johnny Hollywood under hypnosis
"Why do you want to kill kitty kitty Johnny Hollywood?"
Give me Tina and the kitty kitty lives" Said Johnny Hollywood now making the situation worse by taking a hostage causing the hot blonde copologist to lose respect for him.

"A mere runner up to the real thing" Johnny Hollywood said to the postal worker
she was fat she was black and she thought Johnny Hillbillywood was crazy everyday he praticed his ill attemps of humour out on her and everyday he failed then there was the incident where Johnny Hollywood using only a bucket of chicken, lured the postal workers welfare recieptant daughters back to the studio to be the new hoo hoo girls . so she was still mad at him about that too.
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- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 11:21:26 (PDT)

Oh Sweet Bertha
would you put on the french maid outfit and clean the basement for me
oh sweet bertha would you baby please help me sort my songs and see if theres any that will get us a nice spread in lake forrest where I might almost never cheat on you with Lisette
except for in my dreams
oh sweet bertha
would you cook some speggitti
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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 10:54:38 (PDT)

Dr. Gail sounded like she was about to crack as she summerized "So you named a guitar after her you,wear a cross with yours and her hair tied around it and you think shes god? why cant see that you are in love with her and quit asking me to sew a white wedding dress together for crack whore Barbie

"I'm about done with her shit thank you" Johnny Hollywood said looking away from the microphone.

"Thats so nice Johnny Hollywood, going to settle down and start a new life with the right one?THEN WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A TWENTY-FIVE DOLLAR REWARD OUT FOR TINA THE CRACK WHORE?" Gail looked as though she was going to shit herself.

"Look Docski, Dont call my favorite blonde a crack whore for one and its a 25 hundred dollar reward
that I'm offering,and besides crackwhores can change just they become retarded at what point?" Johnny Hollywood said trying sound respectable.

The men in the white coats came in and measured Johnny Hollywood for the straight jacket
"Which prison did you niggas earn your nursing degrees from? DiD I ever show you my Martha Stwart pot? Johnny Hollywood asked as he displayed the twenty-five dollar light green boiling pot with a nice chrome looking lid
"It also doubles as a pot to cook raimen brand noodles in"

"Get that pot out of this office,there are no lighthouses on it at all" Said Gail

"She really has a problem with the light houses dont" she said nigger number one.

"Man you aint doin' nuthin right you aint gonna find Tina crack sores no way fer shure, You aint gotta put out no reward and we knowed you aint got that money up that kinda money who you foolin' and it aint fer love she could'nt make your heart stop even fer a little while like Jessica do, Now listen cracker ass white boy all you gotta do is hide her needles and crack pipe and she'll be yours forever even get a regular job at a dollar store and only do her ho'in part time" said nigger Jim as he finished mopping up the blood off the floor.

"Is gail Italian?" asked mojo number one as it was rising rising

Just then Bertha {the original Bertha not a generic substitute}let Charie Manson outta his cage and handed him an old flat top guitar hoping he would do the right thing and smash it on the tree but he stared into the beach boys "Little Surfer Girl"

It was a magical night your sister was still a nasty ho and me and you were having a candle lite dinner under the stars on the beach as the waves splashed against the sand like it was a great big cat box
at the little restraunt miss 2002 worked at as a waitress
Heres a girl whos job title was waitress and she was a waitress not a stripper not a dancer I love her

You brought me here to make her jealose yelled Miss Jerry springerski

time moved forward Johnny snuk out on the crazy bitch leaving her with the check
flying down the road in a new corvette the color of Cassies eyes that he bought with the money from winning the lottery
then he woke up from the dream

His head was down on Gails desk

"You gottA get a Job Johnny Hollywood I cant maRRIAGE console you for free all the time Gail told him

"I'm not even married" said welfare Johnny
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""""
- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 07:38:03 (PDT)

He's only a kid
who the
FUCK AM I kidding!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Wow, that venture needs to slide off into an abyss, rot and die. My God, if only he were more mature.
*Everything* I need.
I swear.

No amount of pizza or straight-from-the-pint
ice cream
can take that away
That's twice in one day
I'm batting a thousand

when what I need's a home run
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Chickpeas and Lentils
- Wednesday, April 21, 2004 at 22:01:22 (PDT)

I have a problem
with a groove
that I seem to
be in and the
only way out
is to quit
living in sin
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 21, 2004 at 17:18:32 (PDT)

The guilt eats away at the lining of my stomach
while all along I sit here with nothing to do
my thoughts are too focused and not a damn thing
is getting done that I need to have finished. I
have no more tears to cry out and this affects the
earth tormendously considering that it is my tears
that provide the rain we experience every other day
where I live; I wonder how long it will take to all dry up even though there still is much to cry about now that the guilt has taken its toll on me.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 21, 2004 at 17:02:12 (PDT)

I love you ....... you know I do ... .../.......
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 21, 2004 at 16:37:40 (PDT)

I only want you
you
no one else will do
I only care about us
its a must
there has to be an us
I only love everything that is you
theres nothing to be confused
I only love you
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 21, 2004 at 16:30:09 (PDT)

alrighty then
you always say that
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 21, 2004 at 16:00:26 (PDT)

I visit you
you visit me
words are what we have together there here
what if we could have a real conversation one day
I dont know what about unless maybe we could talk about words
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 21, 2004 at 15:58:59 (PDT)

A lsave yet again,
aint life grand.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 21, 2004 at 10:29:16 (PDT)

Smoke me

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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 21, 2004 at 10:27:15 (PDT)

drink me
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 21, 2004 at 07:31:36 (PDT)

the wind tells me you are mine
the song says this is no lie
the moon has disapeared from the sky
and your voice is all I need
my love for you I could never hide
your warmth is all I need
you and me
there is a world full of signs
you are all I need
I hold onto the cross
with no rose
I hold on to your memory
before your love
your love
I wont let it go
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"
- Wednesday, April 21, 2004 at 05:26:17 (PDT)

yesterday when I talked to you on four twenty
you are the one that gets my high
today is st. garbage day and its time to throw away my mind
for now I do not hold you close and my heart will shurely die
I would pray to God to have you always
but would you answer that prayer
yesterday when I called you up
I forget to tell you I love you guts a hundred and one time
maybe because you intoxicate me so
I can't exactly think right

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- Wednesday, April 21, 2004 at 05:16:33 (PDT)

I thank you for making me realize my own reality
Extinct of my own vitality
I feel no pain, for knowledge is all I gain
You would be a wonderful person to grow with
Who knew our love would be a myth?
Meant to be what was believed, a friendship gone, I cannot conceive
I just wanted to thank you for teaching me
That we truly weren't meant to be
I realized through loving you, a message to everyone, no matter what you do,
To your own heart be true.
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Maria
- Tuesday, April 20, 2004 at 16:17:14 (PDT)

Whatda you mean your taken
you bitch
you have lead me on this entire time and I dumped whats her face cause you said we was meant to be together and now your taken
you heart breaker
you vixen
I guess causing me pain makes you happy
I wish I was dead I am sick of this cruel world and this shit hand life has dealt me
you have your cake and eat it too walk on my feelings when I only wanted you
miss mind fuck
I have wasted my heart for nothing
oh poor me
I love you so much
shut the fuck up
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, April 20, 2004 at 13:37:24 (PDT)

"Sweet Ass Blues"

My Babys got a sweet ass
nice and round
my babys got a sweet ass
the best I have found
My Babys got a sweet ass
the only one I need
My babys got a sweet ass
the best I have ever seen
my babys got a sweet ass
I love her I think
my babys got a sweet ass
in this I believe
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- Tuesday, April 20, 2004 at 13:28:36 (PDT)

I will not release the spell I have on her for nothing in this or the next world
I love her more each 4 20
it is her dank ass that intoxicates me
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, April 20, 2004 at 06:56:39 (PDT)

alrighty then its time to let it go because afterall it is as obvious as it's going to get that in no way shape or form are you him or him and you certainly ain't workin for them and I see this now.
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damien
- Monday, April 19, 2004 at 19:54:19 (PDT)

What you ask is to much
I have nothing to focus on because I do not know who the fuckski you is baby now do YOU get it?
I need a vision to concentrate and release the energy to
you do not want this directed to the wrong person do you
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:::
- Monday, April 19, 2004 at 19:26:15 (PDT)

the energy that you are sending I am receiving
and therefore I am connected even though we should
never have been separated in the first place.

YOUR EYES SHOW THE STRENGTH OF YOUR SOUL - source unknown
i need to be what I am no matter whether
it invokes attraction from the opposite
maybe you are on my wave length or maybe
I am on your frequency level but one thing
is for sure that we are communicating from
a distance by gazing up at the stars
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Anonymous
- Monday, April 19, 2004 at 16:27:41 (PDT)

you just don't get it do you.........I love you so much it makes me sick and I need you so much I think I will die without you and I want you so much that I could burst from the orgasm building up inside me over you...........therefore love me now, need me immediately, and want me tonight ... I will be waiting for you so make your communication move......now do you get it???
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Anonymous
- Monday, April 19, 2004 at 12:33:00 (PDT)

Que the Actress
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Anonymous
- Monday, April 19, 2004 at 11:59:54 (PDT)

pffht

I check my email for a sign of you
theres three hundred garbage spams a week its true
I block everything from dot com and dot net too
and today four spamskis have still gotten thru
still no word from you

I ask you to marry me and your sister to
you both have issues we could never make it thru
still I would try but for you it never would do
so I think I'll find something else to do
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Anonymous
- Monday, April 19, 2004 at 11:40:50 (PDT)

can you see love
the feeling
what it does inside the mind or heart I mean the actual
whatever is considered love not a chemical that causes
a reaction not people displaying it
really it
can you see it
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:
- Monday, April 19, 2004 at 11:28:41 (PDT)

“Never Thought”

Time once shared, my
life stripped bare. A reason
to carry on, fighting to right
this wrong.

Tattered… A broken
me you’ll never know.
Put on a smile so these
scars don’t show.

Never thought it would end
this way. Never listen to what
I have to say. Never thought I’d
see the day when my heart
runs cold and turns away.

Looked for you to
find me, thought you
would erase this
pain that binds me.

Thought you would wake
me from this dream. I hold
back my laugh as I burst at
the seams.

Never thought it would end
this way. Never want me
and turn away. Never thought
I’d see the day when my heart
runs cold and turns away.

I’ve waited… Oh... I’ve
waited, waited for
something that never comes.
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Ryan
- Monday, April 19, 2004 at 11:20:29 (PDT)

"I thought you said satan had a muffled microphone male voice like a television monster on a superhero cartoon"

It was a beautiful spring day and the wind from the bombings on the other side of the planet was pushing homeless peoples shopping carts full of garbage down the street and flipping them over before they slammed into the armored car Johnny Hollywood was spending his reclusive days in watching Jerry Springer wishing he knew trailer park women like Mr Jerry Springer knew even with three trailer parks in round lake Illinois he was still lacking in the trailer trash hall of fame deptartment.
Right in the middle of his show two men in goverment issue suits started knocking on the side of Johnny Hollywoods armored car "Mr. Johhny Hollywood,you have an agreement!"
Knock knock knock.

"ain't this a pisser" said
Johnny Hollywood who was tring to save gas
as he started the engine and drove away
"where to go where to go? maybe I should just roll on to Oklahoma
where you only know you are in a town if you see a walmart ie{hey theres a walmart I bet this is a town}and look for my wife Olivia he could see her in red six inch heels or pink to match her eye lids and skin tone schwingski deluxe as she clicked her heels together there was no toto in this picture no doggies at all and no cotoyte ugly either super model forshure he thought later decieding to go live down by the river like a corny saturday night live skit and he played the song one more saturdaynight to get in the mood for the entire loser mindfuck even though it was monday afternoon.
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- Monday, April 19, 2004 at 11:19:29 (PDT)

"Paranoid"

Johnny Hollywood spent the entire night locked in the armored car so that even though he signed a contract for sweet Doctor Gail to remove his brain and try to get all thought of Tina out of it
He was going back on his word
each time someone called him or knocked on the side of the armored car he gave some bull shit excuse why he was not having the scheduled brain surgery as planned

Doctor Gail was getting angry calling him over and over
when he finally picked up
she went off "Johnny Hollywood you sir are a RENIGGER
you have renigged on our deal and I will take legal action" she shouted in to the little microphone on shit shitbox cell phone.

"Oh yeah, I can sue you to doc, using the "R" word"
Johnny Hollywood tarded right back.

Nobodys taking nothing out of my brain what if you take the minor penetonic scale out and then my guitar playing sounds like hall and oates and never attracts another bleach blonde ever?

Gail talked soothing into the shitbox cell phone "Noones taking the minor penetonic from your memory Johnny I'm Just gonna take your brain out and remove Tina"

"What did I agree to?"
Johnny Hollywood thought "...and Tinas not a bleach blonde shes a real blonde I thought I was going to consoling to sort the importance of bleach blonde from blonde and find out why I would rather have a bleach blonde most of the time unless the moon was somewhere it shouldnt be and why some red heads eclipse the entire collection of blondes and bleach blondes making me insane,not to have a marriage consoler remove my brain and guinea pig her way into a lawsuit."

"You agreed to this Johnny Hollywood now quit bieng a little baby" Gial retorted
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:::
- Monday, April 19, 2004 at 10:52:52 (PDT)

while everything is changing around me
it is my love for you that stays the same
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Anonymous
- Sunday, April 18, 2004 at 18:16:30 (PDT)

peace baby
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Anonymous
- Sunday, April 18, 2004 at 15:52:47 (PDT)

if I was'nt in hillbilly land last week
I would've said
Happy Easter Eve
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Anonymous
- Sunday, April 18, 2004 at 07:38:19 (PDT)

Travis, wherefore art thou?

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Eve
- Sunday, April 18, 2004 at 00:35:25 (PDT)

yeh....we finally agree on something!
see yah soon...cause i am tired of
being treated like shit by my dud e!
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Anonymous
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 19:41:24 (PDT)

ithinkyoupissedyourretardgirlfriendoff trav
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Anonymous
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 19:22:56 (PDT)

oh yes I to want to be inside of you so badly
because even though your poetry is a complete abortion
your the only one that almost likes me in the world
ruining my attempted reclusivness a little but I think its good that you are so full of shit and think we are going to connect when it will never in a million years happen because
um because
you fuck up my flow and
the end result is that both our poetry becomes a total abortion
thus we are one
we have that in common
soulmates til death
me and you only
in a world of shit
so nevermind Tina
well maybe not never mind tina
but at least never mind Gina then
and christina
fuck them
its me and you only in this world and someday when you get tired of bieng treated like shit by your dude
we will live happily ever after in space
yes space just me and you
or in the woods in space where it will only be me and you
and some weird tree people and bugs and dirt but I wont mind I will just pretend you are tina and we are in a car any car it wont make a bit of differance or

so yes go ahead and get you tattoo of my name on your snatch a soreous
because I accept the agreement
you are my bitch yum yum
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Anonymous
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 17:20:07 (PDT)

hurry quick run and call a tow truck
Berthas air conditioned John Deere tractor over turned out in the field and it could be two or three years before they build condos there
ru n!!
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Anonymous
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 17:09:54 (PDT)

but we both know that could never happen because of your mental illness
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Anonymous
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 16:58:41 (PDT)

I may be taken but
my heart belongs to you
I am fucking serious
I am so hot for you
I need you inside of me
I cannot bear to live life
without you by my side
I wish there was something
that I could do to make you mine
if only there was some type of spell
to place over you until you come around

Can you picture us on a blanket
in the middle of the woods with
candles of every colour surrounding us
while we submerse ourselves in pleasure

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Anonymous
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 15:24:04 (PDT)

my love for you runs deep like roots do for a tree
today I have thought about nothing but you and I
I want you so bad that if I could I would wish myself
to be there with you giving you the exctasy that you need
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Anonymous
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 14:56:42 (PDT)

"Badgering the witness"

"Most crackwhores have some sort of dental problems" Johnny Hollywood said into the microphone

"That is all,you my step down" said the new attorney

Johnny Hollywood steped down from the witness stand and went back to his seat.

Our next witness Margree

Margree a tall middle aged blonde looking halfway cute took her place in the penaty box
She raised her hand and milked the bible
the newely appointed attorney walked over to her and said "Margeree Did you ever have a live poetry reading inside a taxi cab?"

"Yes I did I was one the way to Ohare airport to go back to Canada and that bastard there started babbling on about oil spills when I just told him I was a steel line pipe inspector"

Johnny Hollywood put on his groucho shades and moustache to try to throw the jury off track and whispered into a blonde he didnt even know's ear
"I thought she was a narc or something"
The newly appointed attorney then asked Margree if she tiped Johnny Hollywood and she replied "Yes a Dollar"
the crowd gasped
the judge then asked her sweetness " What about the freakin' tolls, You stuck up biotch?"

Margree stepped down from the stands and stuck out her tounge at Johnny Hollywood
he then whispered into the unknown blondes ear that her toungue didnt look half as good as Jessica Knutsons pink toungue.

Next witness

"The fat pregent trailer park women entered the courtroom

The fat pregent blonde girl was the first to the stand
"Did Johnny Hollywood ever ask you out?"

Yes ! she replied
that is all
next witness
The pregent mesikin whos face still looks like she works the french fry machine even though its been two years since she had that gig took the stand
"did Johnny Hollywood ever ask you out?"

Yes ! he did hes no good

the new attorney then said and what did you reply?
"I asked him where,and he said the Olive Garden"
and I said I don't think so"

the judge then asked the fat pregent mesikin whos face was severly cratered with acne "So if he would have said Taco Bell then you would have went?

"Shure" said the fat mesikin

Johnny Hollywood was again called to the stands
" Johnny what happened there?" asked the states attorney

"I think shes Iranian anyway" said Johnny in defense

more obease women entered the coutroom
next witness
"The next witness smelled like a bottle no a 55 gallon drum of cologne was dumped on her
she took her place on the stand as it colapsed

when the dust cleared she was resting her big ass on a fork lift going on and on about how " Johnny Hollywood said he was going to take her out parting one saturday and she got dressed for nothing
then the next heffer was again telling a no show story about how he was supposed to take her to the movie house to see fifty first dates

the next witness' was undercover officers Kim and what the fucks her name telling the sad tale of how they partied in Johnnys dirty filthy basement or how he didnt wanna take a credit card for the five dollar fare to go cop a little rock

It wasnt looking good for Johnny Hollywood
in fact if this kept up no respectable crack whore in thirty square miles would have anything to do with him
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""
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 14:42:22 (PDT)

"The ink blotter tests are going well" Gail said thru the intercom to her obease black male supervisor

Johnny Hollywood ate all of the ink blotter thinking he could overdose and end his miserable life without Hot Hot Hot Tina
"you cant die from eating paper Johnny Hollywood"
said gail out of disgust
"You are suppose to guess what the ink spot may be"
Johnny Hollywood didnt care anymore he already was severly depressed and sweet Bertha wouldnt hang up her phone so he could call her and be mentally abused
she was playing more of her evil wicked mind games and even Johnnys welfare caseworker Anna with the hair that looked like yellow roses said maybe bertha is really an old fat guy named Billy sitting in his underware at the other end of the keyboard pretending he was brittney spears as he tried to homo his way into the naget hall of fame with his buddy "Z"
I object said the states attorney as a small bag of white powder fell out of its suit pocket
the judge looked mean as she recited her nickleback favorite
"I like your pants around your feet"
her husband the copsucker state trooper just glared he was ready to divore her but hadnt drained her bank account yet
I move to recess said Berthas gynocoligist
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Anonymous
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 14:05:30 (PDT)

"Failure to communicate"

I take the telephone and carefully place it on the pavement and smash it with a 3 foot piece of steel pipe with a 3/4 inch steel plate welded to the end of it watching the pieces fly into the light blue sky
I can no longer hear you bitch constantly
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pfffhht
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 12:01:52 (PDT)

Miss Pussyspank was playing real hard to get this time
avoiding Johnny Hollywood and dening his love and the fact that they were in fact soul mates and she was his soulbride.

Yeah buddy real hard to get was her code name.

But did Johnny Hollywood notice? he didnt know her name let alone her number
and at that very moment of her clusterfuck mindgame reason for existance
Johnny Hollywood was having a huge cutback on whores and was laying off dozens of them while getting ready for summer when some real decent blondes come into season dreading august when the red heads are again in season

thus asking himself are the redheads in season now in april? they shure are plentiful.
and how does this parrell the life of a Gibson S.G.?
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:
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 11:54:01 (PDT)

Johnny Hollywood signed the waivers Dr. Gail Sholtzski needed in case she fucked up when she took out Johnny's brain and they had a verbal agreement that it was cool if she removed his brain and tried to take out all memories of Tina even if she had to remove most of his brain and shit can it if while doing all this she would clear up that pesky ear infection he had
so all the paper work was finished and Gail was filming the event with her new Thomas Kincaid signature light house mini cam.
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what do disco and your mothers ass have in common and why do you hate disco is no longer the password
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 11:44:54 (PDT)

don't get mad because my line is busy
just keep trying as someday you may get through
until then though there is always email!
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Anonymous
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 10:33:39 (PDT)

"Oh Baby, Nice Credit!"

I take the telephone and throw it high into the air

splash it sayes on re e ntry

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:
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 10:15:04 (PDT)

all of a sudden Johnny Hollywood realized that Mimi
with her barbed wire tattoo on her arm like she was hepititis barbie was the director of his loser fuck life and beyond that
he knew not to try and make a flying machine out of bongs because it didnt work last time

Shouldnt mimis tattoo say mom or cross threaded lesbian mafia union? Johnny Hollywood thought

maybe he better she miss hugemounga fuck over to retrieve his soulmateski from the bus station
and find out how her seven hundred mile ride with the eighty five niggers went.

naw she never even called he thought and then he tried to remember if cheese went on a pizza before or after the sauce
speaking of sauce "Wheres Jessica"

which side of your brain is Jessica on asked Johnny Hollywoods overpaid marriage doctor "Gail"
she erased the memory of the squall to easily
Johnny didnt know what to say if he told her the truth Both she was shure not to share the cheese cake

then she began the list wheres Lisette in your brain?
wheres Tina

"Thats a good question you cats wanna help me find Tina?" Johnny Hollwood asked into the microphone so even granny who always evesdropped could hear
but did it help anything did anyone want to help Johnny Hollywood out with his blues problem here nade
negative no body cared if he ever looked into Tinas yellow eyes again

So fuck you all Johnny Hollywood said as he made a surf board out of a nice gibson S.G. I shure hope this thing floats

If I ever get off this Island......
yeah I'll meet you in space as long as there is a space
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...
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 10:01:41 (PDT)

While buttercups waited all day at the bus station for Johnny Hollywood.

Johnny Hollywood woke up on the glassy beach of the island he now knew he would never get off of
even the shells were sharp and jagged along with the other debrie and dead things he picked himself up out of the filth and sand wiping the sand off of his Cassandra tattoo he tried to gather the broken parts of the flying machine he made to get back to civilation
or at least to a beach that had a nice blonde at

Tired of eating sea weed he logged onto his computer to try and buy some amoxicillan with a check from a very covient mexicain pharmacy that sold the stupid shit he needed he in the states
it was'nt overseas but it was still medication
and hopefully the mexicains did'nt use water to make amoxician he thought
Its ok said the beached whale next to him if the mexicans did use thier water I will eat them for you
"Oh my gosh, shes going to eat the mexicans"
Johnny thought.
Johnny Hollywood then wondered why the mesikins had bad water and where all that began musta been before the almo that week he didnt go to school in 5th grade maybe that history teacher might have just skipped a chapter she was such a slob her house a filthy place he wished he had never went to her scouts tardfest and seen it because later in life he would have married a sow just like her it was destined to be and he was rid of her and no one died
but speaking of almo Johnny Hollywood started thinking about how hot Jackie was the nice girl that worked at almo and maybe she would have a nice rental paddle boat and come save him.

go on with your life the beached whale burped

then Johnny Hollywood realized thier were heffers everywhere and he could be hugh heffer if only that retarded bitch that agreed to let the band duct tape the camera to her head were present the photo shoot could commence
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:::
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 09:44:57 (PDT)

everything including our love is pre-determined
so my advice to you would be to stop fighting it
and start accepting it so that we can be together soon
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Anonymous
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 08:27:40 (PDT)

I now accept that you will have no part of a physical affair with me and that is only because you are not into the extra bs that will no doubt come with the physical affair. Would you ever consider an affair in space and if so then I am sure through the dirtyness of dean you can trace me...yah dig?
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Anonymous
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 08:17:39 (PDT)

no matter where I go or what I think the fact remains that I will always love you in everything I do and say. It is too bad that our love was not elastic enough to stretch us through the unstable times. If it were I would have stood in the middle of the crossroads not scared because in time our love would come along and carry me over the mud
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Anonymous
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 08:11:34 (PDT)

no matter what you think of yourself
you are comparable to all that is love
and don't you ever forget that !

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Anonymous
- Saturday, April 17, 2004 at 08:06:31 (PDT)

crossroads empty
no angel in sight
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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 17:30:49 (PDT)

oh like I never figured that one out from the time you stood me up
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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 17:02:43 (PDT)

Hey how bout them there smokes...do you think I could have a puff that there nan? Hey there what is up? Upstate or Uptown so take your pic.
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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 17:01:12 (PDT)

I know where I hail from and I can vision us there
you must see it too how could you not considering
you are involved in this too. The water is all
dried up and the landscape is gone but somewhere
near me there is a magic trail and a millpond. The
cost is clear let us move toward the crossroads and
then deeper into the open field. Our purpose for
ending up there is to mess around and then lie there
watching the night sky. Soon baby soon.

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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 16:57:58 (PDT)

and I aint going to no freakin bus stations either
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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 16:53:57 (PDT)

it cant be stopped
it cant be helped
oh theres a compass you brain dead brain fart thoughtless bitch
its all part of the Navigational system
it leads and everything else follows
yeah theres a compass alright and its set on Hot

and theres no way I going to live in the woods
when theres still a lake forest
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:
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 16:40:40 (PDT)

it is all about balance as far as I am concerned
because there is no way that you can tell me without lying, that a person can sail through life on the sailboat of life without knowing how to operate a compass. The balance becomes the fuel which fires
the soul and the soul cannot experience life without
this fuel for life itself is too big to sail around for free...ya dig?
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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 15:41:18 (PDT)

its hard to believe that you suffer from all that you say you do because when I talk to you you seem so in control of everything that you have that there is no way one would ever think that you are living in total blue and are being silenced by forces not real but real enough for you to think you cannot move forward in life without this strife.
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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 15:35:58 (PDT)

i wish i could relieve you of your pain
first i would take you from the hospital
and take you into the back woods to live
i would help you with taking your meds and
make sure that each day you were fed food
instead of the hate currently being served
where you are residing at the padded place
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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 15:29:35 (PDT)

"Hail,my much more than fine Jessica"
jOHNNY hOLLYWOOD SAID INTO THE mic that was stabing him in the back while he played the thirteenth solo

"It all sounds like shit" said the newly reformed welfare grant payed for twice over monkey farm resident nurse as she shook the dust off her enlongated ass, an ass of asses here,an asses ass,and another ass for a face.
That would be why she almost got the part of Nurse Ass Face in an old episode of Mash

Johnny Hollywood then called the escort service and requested a nice blonde postal worker who can kill an aligator and skin it without staining her uniform
to be sent over in time to make dinner but like always he got hang up on before he could charge it to his bosses card.You Suck mooooo the fat bitch from under the porch she was stuck there for weeks
causing the hot crack whore to think she was hearing those voices again
last time it was bells

as soon as the boxelder tea was done
the upstairs stripper/maid was on the roof hollering for someone to call 911 because the rusted coat hanger abortion gig was'nt going as well as planned.

Johnny Hollywood was forever stuck on the Island so far away from civilization
buying his tattoo equipment off ebay
praticing up on the heffer guenie pigs that where so fucked up on viks they didnt care if it was a goat they slept with.

Nowhere was a supermodel insight
coming to save him.
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:
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 15:15:26 (PDT)

what are you talking about honey?

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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 11:57:59 (PDT)

I am all alone
with the ring
tone in my ear
the email is
open and waiting
for mail

you are the thrill of a lifetime
a light of hope and the knock of
opportunity that is waiting for me
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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 11:35:49 (PDT)

THIS IS A TEST,THIS IS ONLY A TEST

Mice and monkey,wheel in cage

test you until your trained

toxic rodent losing rat race

tastes like chicken,shreded snake

infectious disease research cell freezing

lost in a maze cheesy albino with lesions

Rat brain in space,sattlite reception

double dose of cloned mutation

micrscopic study prevention

genetic strain of humane intervention

from the brain and seminal fluid

of the rat comes acid phosphate

dying in a rat trap,last in the rat race

not really giving a rats ass

I smell a rat in space

domestic lab rat died here insane

rat pack,rat patrol,rat breath,cat bait

dying of strictnine poisioning

rat acid ,rats bane
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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 11:15:05 (PDT)

my new best friend

You pick up the telephone and before you can say hello, I say to you "I bet you are relived to know that I did the right thing?". I look back now on what happened back then between us and it makes me stop and think how even though it was the right thing to do I still have increased my chances of not ever being right with all that is around me and this is simply just one big shame that I will never let go of no matter how hard you try through spell to make me.

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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 10:53:14 (PDT)

our physical relationship may becoming extinct but our love will live on forever because energy does not go extinct as it just simply changes form
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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 10:45:26 (PDT)

How could I refuse you?

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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 10:33:54 (PDT)

There is nothing better
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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 10:33:21 (PDT)

the guards finely chopped the bertha meds and put it all in nice lines and told Johnny Hollywood it was his turn

Johnny Hollywood told the guards he was'nt into the Bertha Medicaticion and they told him he had to do it unless he wanted to smoke it out of a dogs skull made into a water pipe but it smelled like a kidney dialisis center exploded and flooded out a hill billy meth lab in a 1972 dodge dart when the bertha meds were cooked in its natural form and adding battery acid with it only made it worse
the fat heffer women who lied to each other and said they had all been with Johnny Hollywood in the waterbuffalo style had every entrance blocked and thier sweat had sealed the doors so there would be no air pockets

Johnny Hollywood knew he did not need any of the Bertha Medicaticions and if anything would become wrong with him he was shure that a nice skinny blonde would fix it right up in no time but how could he lose the required dosage in the rolls of fat the sweat hogs had on display without bieng noticed?
maybe he could pretend he was looking for part of a sandwich in one of the heffers middle rolls and leave the bertha meds there but he would have to put it in his nose with out it getting stuck on a booger and without it getting into his system long enough to get over by the nasty sweat hogs to conceal the fact that he did not believe sniffing the bertha meds to be hip
but if it was uncut coke he would be happy to snort thirty seven lines of a nice little strippers ass in a heart beat.

Then it hit Johnny
who are these heffers and how are they connected to the C.T.L.M.U.?

Johnny Hollywood woke up three weeks later rowing the rice boat up the Bertha canal on his way to the Phillipines to get his dental work done for almost nothing
he had two crack whores with him on the rice boat who would 'nt help paddle for nothing and at the last truck stop they sold the trolling motor for crack because they was tired of "Working"
You could not even see the words "cat box" on the back of the rice boat because nigger jim had war-shed the rice boat so well it came right off.
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::
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 09:39:08 (PDT)

Something wicked whirling in the wind
takes my time and turns it toward the sun
break my balls but be my beautiful baby
grab my grey hair and give me to the ground
seduce me on the spot show me sexual situations
right the wrong and reward me with your rod!
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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 06:47:34 (PDT)

Someday I will make time to get to know you before you die.
but it of course will be on my terms as to what I need to
know.
I am not sure that I would be able to handle much more information being jammed into my brain as it is liable to make me insane.
So just because I do not want to know you altogether does not mean I do not like you it just means I don't want to be insane.
Communication is an artform which does not have proper recognition especially considering that you and I talk through precognition.
I will choose the time when I want to get to know you and so let it be known that in the tenth month of our year in lord 2004, we three will be one if not through everything under the sun then it will be through a good cupa coffee at the bus terminal stop.

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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 06:39:30 (PDT)

reunions of any kind are always loaded with every emotion that one could possibily experience and for the most part every person goes through a wide variety of these emotions when they are involved in a reunion. To lessen the gap or distance beween these emotions so that during any given time a person will only experience a few appropriate and likeminded emotions, it is important to not have reunions and instead hang around other people more often so you can never lose sight of them.
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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 06:28:33 (PDT)

I always thought I was this way
when in fact my friends say I
was that way and only for awhile
until the day arrived where I
changed my style and from that
time on my friends did not know
who I was because they did not
have the pleasure of meeting you
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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 06:22:51 (PDT)

i have been swallowed by your love
whosh down the love tunnel I go
in search of my place

I cannot remember my past
I do not know who I am
I guess as you get older
so does everything else
and so when I say I know
I only know because it
ages too like I do
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Anonymous
- Friday, April 16, 2004 at 06:19:58 (PDT)

Since our love has been on life support
there have been many sleepless nights
that I have had to endure in this place
I have posted my price on my forehead
but so far I have had no real offers
only laughter and mocking remarks
Someday is finally today and the day
has arrived where I really do feel bad
for what has happened to you after meeting me
and I must say that you fell hard and deep into
the hole in the ground which is also the same
hole that will lead anyone into the core, pit or
centre of my heart. You are so in love with something
about me that you are willing to give up everything including your life so that I can be free from the love you want to give me. What I say to this is that you talk non-sense when it comes to ending your life because you love me so much. Instead of going through the afterlife alone because of suicide, why do you not consider connecting with me permanently so that we can love each other the way we are meant to be loved every minute, day, noon, and night. If we do this now, we will increase our chances of living together in the afterlife and would that not be nice. Answer me now please as the Doctor's want to pull the plug on our love soon!
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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 22:28:42 (PDT)

During my vacation
I tried to forget you
but the television said "You can not open Pandoras box up and close it again
and I wondered why then I tried to forget the whores
and the television again told me this
then I discovered the happiness I have been missing in life
other than Tina was keebler brand cookies strawberry cheese cake sandies will have to share a place on the cross with a sweet babe with a nice perm
so I tried to sleep and not dream about any girls I named guitars after but still did
and I am in recluse I tell myself to the point of berthachrist retardation
I will work at white castle with the other niggers
dance the nixon dance milk the crack whore
hitler will kill the monkeys we will dig for oil can I please eat margine out of Ratchels navel if the world is at war
if we are all going to die I ask god
she gets jealose
I write her shit poetry and flush it before she sees it I believe but she sees everything and climbs on me like yesterday

she is dank
she is a moist christ
I belive a 1979 porche 944 born in 1982

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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 20:28:26 (PDT)

Kara Kara Kara
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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 20:17:21 (PDT)

Well.....

the white sky opens to blue
as the orange sun bleeds into the horizon
hiding the stars I have spent money on trying to get Ratchel's name spelled right
as I believe the con the the entire world will someday call out to the brightest star
"I wish upon RatShell" or to its left "I wish upon "Racheal" or to the right and just above it in this telescope
I could be looking at the movement of eye snot in a microscope
I could be drooling on a blonde who tomorrow will forget me and leave me like a bungee cord on the side of the highway
will the moon someday be forsale?
Who will pimp the moon? Will they be to chauvinistic and call the moon stupid bitch until the moon snaps and does some serious damage like malory in "Natural born killers"?
can I name the moon like it was a hamster?
I will name it Ratch or ratchet set or Rae
or miss 2002

and afterwards if you are mine but not locked inside the psych ward and you help me find my hear aka Miss Tina then I will be you valentine
unless you got a better plan
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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 20:15:00 (PDT)

...just as I am sure you have beautiful, available young bachelorettes breaking down your door
this very instant

why are you so sweet
oh, God
you make it so difficult

my back teeth are floating

I want you on sterling silver platters
I want you even on Thursdays
I want you when you are rain-soaked
I want you through migraines
I want you when I can't see straight
when I'm changing lanes
giving out to charities
breaking pencils
rubbing out popscicle stains
snagging stockings
pouring coffee
bagging groceries
tripping up escalators
failing exams
on a couch
in bed
standing
weeping
running

walking in my sleep
there's not ever ever ever
a moment

I would'nt

want you here

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Eve
- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 17:32:36 (PDT)

F5
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- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 17:10:24 (PDT)

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- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 17:09:47 (PDT)

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- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 17:09:31 (PDT)

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my boyfriend wont write to me and read my stupid dribble co mmentary

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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 17:06:07 (PDT)

nevermind your lies
bring on the fat women
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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 17:04:56 (PDT)

ok...I don't know...I give up...who was the ..... ....?
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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 12:28:22 (PDT)

OK WHAT NASTY SLUT THREW HER PANTIES IN THE YARD?
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Anonymous
- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 12:07:16 (PDT)

no mine doesn't have either of those names because it already has its own name which is eminem
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 19:40:39 (PDT)

no as a matter of fact it has peavey and it is one of a kind considering I am no doubt the only person in the world who would glue their boyfriend's name onto a storage boxq
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 19:36:12 (PDT)

seduce me with your eyes
stimulate my senses with your smile
captivate my attention with your voice
I've got all night as I am not on the clock
I want you on the blue carpet now please

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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 19:32:26 (PDT)

does the box say MARS HALL on it?
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 18:09:46 (PDT)

Winner Winner Winner

Rainie

Miss April 2004
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- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 18:06:17 (PDT)

my love for you is stored in a box
and that box is buried in the basement
in a place where only the cat will find
it because of the litter I poured inside
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 17:10:35 (PDT)

if I could change the past
I would go back and do you right

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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 16:56:29 (PDT)

because these words are only words today three years ago tomorrow three years from now
next week
last week
what is your thought process here
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 16:42:20 (PDT)

one man down
increased risk
maybe I am losing
someone tell me now
How so is it that you
doubt my love for you
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 16:39:38 (PDT)

come everybody get on the floor and do the water retaining sea cow dance
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Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 16:32:32 (PDT)

There once was a troll who lived in the dirt
she was so nasty looking we told her dont take off yer shirt
she was ugly as could be
took her to the grayslake train station
and hoped she would die
but the ugly barf bag bitch
didnt get on the train and wave goodbye
she wanted to bitch about things
and ruin everyones high
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Disco sucks and your mothers fat
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 16:29:33 (PDT)

happy bertha day to ya all
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 16:24:49 (PDT)

"How I Miss The Lovely Crack Whore"

The strands of brass
have fallen to the carpet from the pieces of the scrub pad shine like Her blonde hair in the morning sun reflecting all the answers in the heart
broken like the glass stem
pushing my mind back into nowhere without her warm
riper than you could ever be heat
uncaring one second gone forever the next
magnetic
looking into the sun losing sight of her badge in the mirrored glare of christmas lights rehabilatating her cancerous and completly gone lungs.
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The Crack Whore Poet
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 16:23:02 (PDT)

you always say that in the spring
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 15:52:13 (PDT)

take me
I am ripe and juicy
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 15:33:54 (PDT)

Bagged,boxed and miscounted
the recycled tea of tasteless remorse
I have loved noone
with the exception of stabbing lies
like the sky steals the winds thoughts
as radio transmissions da