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the dream is over
and it never begun
my tears fall like rain
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like I said, the dream is over
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beautiful nape ending up in an ebony dovetail
knees that hit my dashboard
perfect hands and perfect fingers
a comfort like none other
confidence in your laugh
I try to fool myself in believing
you couldn't possibly ALWAYS be this charming

The alarm in knowing
with every breath
THAT YOU DON'T FUCKING SWING THIS WAY




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one more before I go

like I said a million stars ago
there is no
there never was
never will be
never has been
there never could be
there never should be
there never would be
because you'd have to exist first wouldn't ya
I wish soon for these demons to leave my mind
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I really am tired of it all and now okay now that's a bit much for you to leave that there so now what cause I didn't want it to end this way so its just you today
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I have humiliated and been humiliated enough

to know that you aren't going to phone
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ARE YOU ALLOWED TO SPEAK YOUR NAME
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The Affair Worth Writing About


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Harsh thoughts pounded into the core of my brain
What am I doing besides driving myself insane
I am the one who has injected you into my vains
and now I sit here alone with nothing to gain
I am a fool with a metal pole standing in the rain
Why then if I knew this did I not change lanes
now my view has been self distorted by this window payne
my blood needs refreshment by way of being drained
After this I am no longer permitted to speak your name
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Who
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I had no idea that emotions can be this intense but then again I had no idea it is you that I do love

As if you care how intense my notebook really is - holy shit i could end my life
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I get it and yes it is over

I am so full of something right now and it makes me want to just fuck off
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you were never much for conversation unless it was going to lead to some thing
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I am not capable of judgement
for I have no doubt done worse
when you live like I do
you learn to be well versed
in the cover up stories that
need to be told out loud
so that none of this folds
because I chose to hold you too
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I did all of this to better understand you and if that makes me a stalker then so be it!
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What If

I told you I fantasize about you all of the time
I am ridiciliously addicted and believe its a crime
so if you want to know more and can find the time
to follow my thoughts through this next rhyme
my Dreams are Illicit so watch it with an open mind
so that when the wild orchids start growing in a line
you will agree to find you deep inside of me at a place near the White Oaks Mall reserved for you and me and just maybe if your open to it we can have some tea for two before I show you what I am really made of inside and out and from above as we merge and make love
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not knowing if its all just a waste of time, I continue with this journey hoping however that something beautiful will come of it soon as I've
been on this particular journey a lot longer than the nice day we had today weather wise.................... .
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logging in and logging out
babies to feed love to give
family to raise
hobbies to maintain so where's
any time for you you wonder
believe you me I would make time
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its not just stuff

you hate me and I have to deal with this
I don't blame you after all I carry no morals
where you are concerned as its always been about you
and me trying all the time to call you with the telephone in my mind in order for you to fix me to approve of me to accept me despite the fact that I was who I was some of the time when we hung o ut
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Yes but can You do that without Me knowing who You are?
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Im so confused that i'd take you just the same
in order to get some peace and quiet on the matter. Maybe then my confusion would disappear just like it should but can't so it won't no matter what the outcome
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screw this
it's all or nothing and I know
you know
it wouldnt be the same if we were again

then i wonder why im alone

why couldnt
you reciprocate

tumbling down faster
because you're up so high
it's a long way down

thanks for everything


thanks for nothing
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I just wish that at the end of this day you will have said to me that you love me or even that you care about me. This is important to me because I have spent 15 years pursuing something that as of today never was nor will it ever be. The foolishness that I feel for what I have done to you and for thinking of you for this long of a time will wear off in new time spent not thinking about you and I. The reality is as I understand it that once I share this piece of writing with you then it will be all over and yes I will cry just how you had said it would be. The guilt I live under and will live under for quite sometime is quite severe at times but in the end I always manage to manage the level of it that I feel at any given time...To Be Continu ed
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today is the day of change
no more sitting around
waiting for something
that really is nothing
and in the end it is
my family who suffers
because I am too caught
up in not wanting to change
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I don't get this
I go from big to small
happy to sad
alone to popular
and yet happy again
only to miss out
if I act out
this is not
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Not the rose colored glasses please not the rose colored glasses hasn't that been exhausted a some time ago?
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we don't know each other so why then do I hover
I have been a fool for all these years when I
could have been something else because I dared to be different except when it came to trying to know you without really being with you
A fantasy is what I wanted and therefore is what I created and for me to think for one moment that I am what you are suppose to be about for eternity is not accurate because I have been wearing rose coloured glasses
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I cannot legitimately justify why I have thought about you for 15 years because as each year went by I did understand that every day was another day gone by and closer I was coming to not knowing who you and we are despite the fact that in the end I never really knew who you were and to this day I have lived my life as if you were always there to save me when in the end why would you ever want to spend your time thinking about me someone who you never really knew at all but always took me in whenever I called to say I needed something from you but never really knew what until now when I need to be saved and you are no where to be found and I don't blame you because your job is not to be there to rescue me
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Always and Forever - Donna Lewis - youtube

I am tired of the bullshit that loving you leaves around and the fact that it just creeps up without making a sound. When I found out that this may be less than what I have always thought it was suppose to be, I sat down and cried just like you had said it would be. You may or may not agree with anything I have ever wrote to or about you here, there and everywhere for the past 15 years, but the truth of the matter for me has always been that my dreams or my reality have always spoken to me about We.
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I can move mountains when I am mad
well maybe not mountains but indeed cars
I know the end is near for this nonexistent life I live
but please know this before my time expires as your friend I knew that nothing more was forthcoming anytime before fortnightly and when something does come forth I am prepared for you to tell me the thrill is definitely gone
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And so We are Soulmates
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Travis Loves You all
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the truth of the matter is that i cannot relax around you and that is why it would never work is because im not interested in living under your thumb---or microscope
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when will the sun in your eyes set its sights on these words that I have thought up and broadcasted tonight? Will the possibility ever present itself whereby you come into contact with what has been said here and upon reading it you and I are finally convinced that each other does have a gift and its just with me I am always needing to say something to you everytime we meet up and if I had to do it all over again I would keep you but I would say it right...haha get it
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the long time attraction has all been one sided and it is me who is the only one seeing how this could work despite the fact that remains which is that the world is not equipped to allow people to have two different leaves off the same tree and that is what I desire to see the whole idea of a life of a perfect circle where in it were you, him, and I living out a twisted fantasy lie and why you might ask would I spend my time and mind on such an outrageously flattering dream and the only answer I can give to you that will make sense is that I thought like this because of the way I feel about you and him when it comes to the metaphysical
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it would never work because it has been designed to fail so no matter what we did we would always end up in the shop needing to be fixed for the next batch of ups and downs that we would have because the program we operate from is flawed from trying to live out something without living with it from within
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I wouldn't dare come clean for never have I been dirty
There's no way I have the will for just in the fact that I say this I have sabotaged my right to find the will to find the w ay
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my situation may not be top notch but it does have its reasons for wanting it all to work out and without a doubt there is no reason to shout it to anyone other than myself unless I'm lQQking for mindless opinions which could trigger me into needless p outs
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if I buy a shit load of time will that ever fill the void
or am I destined to always have this gayping hole in my heart....since you seem to be the expert why don't you weigh in on what I ponder currently
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my brain needs a rest from all the tests it has endured over the past few months ever since you been around
not making a sound while you flatten out artwork on the ground all over the country not the towns
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there is no us as there is only me in this fantasy
built on an elaborate romantized reality that never
could exist even if both of us really did try
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I'm afraid of the answers to the questions I have to ask myself- I'm afraid of the truth
Life is just a process of getting over things
one by one by one

Why didn't you just
F UCKING
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with the sun on your face and
stars in your eyes

The way I can't turn it off
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For it must have been a past life
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Right now in this body

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I don't remember asking,actually
find your way down the putrid, stench-filled corridors
that is your brain

up a creek
landfill landmine
I found gold,don't bother
don't mess with me motherfucker


learn
it's not a lie or a promise

just the truth in advance

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Anonymous
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Travis? try Youtube.com
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Anonymous
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because You stole My pot You little bastard
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well why not dad
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travis cole
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why wont you tell me your email address dad
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travis ray cole
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and what did we learn?
We learned that when You sing about crackwhores across the way from the whore house everyone gets upset
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You don't love anything
You never d id
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Anonymous
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I love you now like I loved you then and I wish in the spring you would come to our pow wow
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Anonymous
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used in a commercial sense nothing returned

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Anonymous
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true dat
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Anonymous
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Roses are red
Your lips are too
the nigerian scammers sent Me pictures of You
they asked Me for money
to get to this country
I told them to ride the steel cargo storage containers
over here and come visit Me when they do
as long as they look like You
two years later
I think its funny too
I'm looking at Your pretty face on the Youtube
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The Artisit Formally Known as Shoeshine
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Ladies and Gentleman
The Copass Cable sign on cookie
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The Artist formally known as Shoeshine
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Hope You don't have a problem with Me burning guitars for other womens You know I love You
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im sorry im broken and i cant feel, im sorry this world has a growing chill. no more chemicals to subside the pain so i instead wait for the rain...


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tabby
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I just wish for once I could find someone that would get rid of all my frustrations, all my emptiness like I seem to do for my lovers. BUt alas Im still waiting, and my patience is growing thin.
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Tabby
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The coffee's cold enough to drink no w

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The Artist formally known as Shoeshine
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BRAVO!BRAVO!Great story,Reminds Me of how I piggyback My sell out vid of the gayass lite
houses I drew for Momma,2nd Vol.is the ones I drew for the Crackwhore in prison & the les
bion of My dead brother/bassplayer
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Anonymous
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BRAVO!BRAVO!Great story,Reminds Me of how I piggyback My sell out vid of the gayass lite
houses I drew for Momma,2nd Vol.is the ones I drew for the Crackwhore in prison & the lesbian who went out with My dead brotherbass/bassplayer This has been a tes t.
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Oh yeah, like I'm going to answer
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good poem
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Anonymous
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I want you in the way you'll always want her
the driving force towards obsession
panicked laughter
fumbled charm
dead-end punchline

in the rejection dose
even my hair hurts
the guilt brings me
closer to the edge


hanging up before you an swer
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Anonymous
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these dreams crystallize

fantasies are real

my wounds are healed

they are all played out







in sleep
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Anonymous
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you turn me left you turned me right
you turn me on hotter than rolling dice
oooooh Caity
I just had to look twice
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www.youtube.com
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Anonymous
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I can get another Marshall
I can get another Gibson
I can get another You
theres a tap on the tap
and I'm bieng stalked by better

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I can get another Marshall
I can get another Gibson
I can get another You
I'm not kidding
He's not kiddi ng
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I really loved Tina
I really did
but something was missing
I really loved the bitch
and I didn't even know Her
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I really loved Tina
I really did
but something was missing
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Anonymous
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one
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Anonymous
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Ghost Writer for Actress' and Actress wannabes

Perfer long dark hair no ass honey's that can't act whatso ever
but will reuse jokes from My marriage to Sweet Bertha
if You can meow better than the generic Yoko's




it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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edited
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Ghost Writter for Actress' and Actress wannabes

Perfer long dark hair no ass honey's that can't act whatso ever
but will reuse jokes from My marriage to Sweet Bertha
if You can meow better than the generic Yoko's




it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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Like to get drunk and burn chicken on the grill ?
Then passout in a twin size bed with two dogs a cat and a box of chicken? Like to go out for burritos,drink two pitchers of margiritas and puke it up in the bathroom sink? Hey I'll unstop it for Ya,at least it wasn't the tub this time right? Do You like to chisel people down on everything You see?Yard sale thirft store pizza place DMV ?Have You ever fetched a Thanksgiving Day turkey from the dumpster and expected Your signifacant other to eat it? Do You enjoy downers more than life itself? Ever wonder "Hey maybe Budda's not the one eating the offerings You put in the fruit bowl everyday?" Do You enjoy hitting on hot waitress' I'm trying to pick up? Do You have a dodge that You want Me to put the raditor in? Do You have a cousin I had an abortion with? Then We must be soulmates,plain and simple.
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Wild Trailer Park Womens on location at the Walmarts

Looking to park the short bus You rode to school on next to the trailer and call it the den? Spend more on make up than Your caseworker gived You this month? Wanting to go to Tacobell three times a day? Do You need someone to blame Your weight problem on? Here I am, Every day I wake up wrong and I'm used to it. I need double doses of bitching tag team bitchings and general complaining past the point of no return, then We can go to arbys for that 5 for 5 deal.
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Travis Ray Cole
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"Has a little piece of My heart in it"


What I mean to say is that Your worth getting the camera out for.

has a little piece of My heart in it

What I mean to say is that Your worth getting the camera out for.

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SeizureChords
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caity cuddle time
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cold
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Miss 2007
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I'm a writer, anybody wanna give Me what I want?
Howl, Howl !
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Zig Zag
baby !
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Anonymous
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Open up the thoracic cavity
and let the floodgates of desire run forth

I invite all of you
come in
dark squires
deep princes
riding in on
nighttime nightmares

skating on underworldly sin


come in
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I could have
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Oh Anna Zig Zag A Stasia
I have this undying love for thee
Oh Anna Zig Zag A Stasia
I have but an accoustic sacrafice
only an accoustic sacrafice
for the one that makes My heart beat
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Seizure 7th Chords
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Got Thirsty Blues

I woulda quit You
three or four caseworkers ago

I coulda quit You
three or four caseworkers ago

Your shheck ain't big enough
for Me to drink on no mo

repeat 3 times
solo as needed
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so what if I leave,
that's not why you don't give a crap.
you never did... and now I'm supposed to?
there are things I have to do to continue...
...in this state, miserable and aching
of a life under my own scrutiny and doubt.
for years, now.
I still can't let things go,
I still think I'm wrong all the time,
I still think it's all my fault.
I still don't feel safe.
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Anonymous
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"Sultry Explaination"

Oh Sultry
Sultry baby
You come here
come here and meow
dirty to Me
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


"I See You Found Miss Piggy On The Way To The Old Out House"

I see You found Miss Piggy
I see You found Miss Piggy
I see You found Miss Piggy
on Your way to the old outhouse
what would We do without Miss Piggy
We can't go on without Miss Piggy
We can wait a while for Miss Piggy
a little while until She comes out
I see You found Miss Piggy
I see You found Miss Piggy
I see You found Miss Piggy
on Your way to the old outhouse

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Seizure 7th Chords
-


Lumberjack Ladies and Case Workers

"Pork Chitlins for Me and Oprah"
I mean "You Tard"


I was born on a Lunch Truck.
I married up to Sweet Bertha
She stole My workboots and done got gone.
I got Six Youtard friends
from the spam mail.
I guess Lisa Nova retired.
Its Your momma that sux bitch
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Oprah Man
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I think that when a man commits to
killing spiders for a
shall We say Goddess of Goddess'
that it really means something

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Seizure 7th Chords
-


Upon bieng accussed falsely, Johnny Hollywood became poetic thru satire.
"For it 'tis You
my Lovely
the one I pornicate in thy basement."

At sun up Johnny Hollywoods was in deep beneath the surface of the Free Crackhousing unit digging the underground railroad as per his Satanic Welfare Caseworkers request."Rapido Rapido!" Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker hollered at him as she cracked the whip across his bleeding back.He dug faster and faster so the slaves could maybe get ahead in life.Johnny Hollywoods had no ideal that his Welfare caseworker was planning to sneak South America into the United States through her free crackhousing issued to her by the same Government that gave her the yob with the obligatory three hour lunch breaks and made her recieve them old mandatory shhecks in seven different names.
"Some of the peoples was calling this ghost payrolling but they wasn't werk shhecks so that there was a false charge." Johnny Hollywoods Welfare caseworker said as she stuffed another piece of her link cards into the broken glass flower holder makeshitf crack pipe she got at the same fillin' station Johnny Hollywoods buys his gas station roses for his Ho's "and No he doesnt steal them outta your censorfucking neighbors yard like your crazy ass has been accusing him of doing because you need some Medicaticion Biotch,Johnny F.N.Hollywoods is a good boy You better reconize." Johnny Hollywoods Award Winning Landscaper told the High Priestess of Geetaring proper.

"Oh Yeah he'll premeditate the wooing of yer Mom,Daughter,Sister, best friend,yer who who girl,your lesbian girlfriend or any biotch that looks like Sweet Bertha from a football field away is in season and thats why Honeycups got mad at him the other night fer trying to pick up nasty ass homeless looking baglady biotches off the skreet."

Seizure Seventh Chords ate pork rinds as Johnny Hollywood sat at the bar looking into the mirror,practicing his lines He wrote to Muff Muff,over and over.
"Thus wasted desire
It is I that covet you
enviously
Thus wasted desire
It is I that covets you
enviously
Thus wasted desire
It is I that covents you
enviously."
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Travis Ray Cole
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the reaper shouldn't fear ME, bitche s!
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Anonymous
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don't fear the reaper
-------------
Anonymous
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I love you all, you never change!
(insert cowbell solo circa 1999)
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Anonymous
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Bottom Parser....
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Z
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its always been Tina
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Anonymous
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"O.K. Asshole"

Sweet Bertha Sweet Bertha,
How come You stole My drawers
and gived them to another feller

Sweet Bertha Sweet Bertha,
How come You stole My drawers
and gived them to another feller

While I went to work
and You stayed home
and watched Oprah
with Your Momma

Sweet Bertha Sweet Bertha,
How come You stole My drawers
and gived them to another feller


Sweet Bertha Sweet Bertha,
How come You stole My drawers
and gived them to another feller

You know I always loved You
and only sometimes loved Your Sister
yeah You know I always loved You
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


"I Love Russian Girl Who Says "Fuck" A Lot!"

I love Russian Girl Who says "Fuck" a lot
I love Russian Girl Who says "fuck" a lot
I love Russian Girl Who says "Fuck"
a great number of times
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Seizure 7th Chords
-


"I Shoulda Quit You 7 Cross Threaded Lesbians Ago"
Travis Ray Cole

I shoulda quit You
seven Cross Threaded Lesbians ago

I shoulda quit You
seven Cross Threaded Lesbians ago

I turned a few chairs over down at Welfares
They don't want Me back there no more

I shoulda quit You one two three four Cat Boxes ago
I woulda quit You a couple lumber jack ladies ago
I shoulda went to school to be a goat doctor
I could marry Us up in My culture

I shoulda quit You
seven Cross Threaded Lesbians ago

I shoulda quit You
seven Cross Threaded Lesbians ago

I turned a few chairs over down at Welfares
They don't want Me back there no more



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"O.M.G.means Olga My Goddess"

I write work songs for Olga
and stalker bitch puts wine glasses in
and on My mail box

I write work songs for Olga
and stalker bitch puts wine glasses in
and on My mail box

I no like it this
if it wasn't for Her cat box
I no like stalker bitch

I write the poetry to Olga
some stalker bitch thinks its to Her
I write the poetry to Olga
some stalker bitch thinks its to Her
but it ain't
I should quit stalker bitch seven cat boxes ago
You know but I c an't
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


"Nostril Hair"

The finest fast food has to offer
Nostril hair nostril
Nostril hair nostril

greater than bieng married to
hamberger helper eight nights a week
less than going drinking with the bartender
and waking up with a dollar

The finest fast food has to offer
Nostril hair nostril
Nostril hair nostri l
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
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You have left My heart as emoty as You have left this page
-------------
Anonymous
-


You look like Avril with dark hair
-------------
Anonymous
-


for no one about no one with no one by no one
-------------
Anonymous
-


writing to no one
-------------
Anonymous
-


"The Cop Just Spent Quality Time With Honeycupsis,I'm Hoping That I'm Next"

The cops just spent quality time with Honeycupsis
I'm hoping that I'm next
'cause theres no other like Her
I'd have to say
if it wasn't for that cop thing
I love Her the best
I should lost Your number and throwed it away
Honeycupsis
but I can't
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


"Bleach Blonde Ghost Of Anne Frank Stays Hungry"

They Give Me Free Shitternet and Copass Cable
But they monitor My activity to better target
the market group I am stereotyped into
and the good news is an agent comes to live with You
to preform regular maintance as needed
but its Your responsibilty to feed them
at least twice a day.
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


1 2 3 4
I love You more
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Anonymous
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"Welfare Outting"

One of the three obease Welfare Whores
sold some of Her Viccodin's
to cover the cost of taking the Kids to the Zoo.
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Travis Ray Cole (C)2007
-


"No Decent Woman,Anyways"

Winter times a coming
We gotta fix these here camaros
so as I'll have something to lose in My next de vorce
ain't no woman wants a man ain't got nothin' to lose in a de vorce
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


"Welfare Outting"

One of the three Welfare Whores sold some of Her viccodin's to take the kids to the zoo
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


"Sweet Bertha Was A Corn Fed Woman"


Sweet Bertha was a corn fed woman
thats the honest to God truth
I remember that day She throwed Me in the floor
and knocked out My tooth
I ain't done nothing
no not a thing
'cept fer looked at Her albino Sister
and if You thinks I can help it I can't
Sweet Bertha was a corn fed woman
that My friends is no lie
whenever the tractor breaks down
She's the one Who pulls the plow
and makes the mule cry
Sweet Bertha was a corn fed woman
believe Me this is true
We need someone to sew up feed bags every day
because She always chews thru them
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


"Work Songs All Around"

I'm holding auditions for a new personal bartender,
it pays 6 to 10 yeager bombs a night
5 bucks for the jukebox,
and oh yeah dinner before We commence to drinking.
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


I like cats too much
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Hey
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Criss Angel

I love you and you know this
you want me and this I kno w
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Anonymous
-


"I love You Ms. Pinky"

I love You Ms. Pinky
guess this means I gots to shave
I love You Ms. Pinky
enough to worship You and be Your love slave
I love You Ms. Pinky
I don't think that'll ever change

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Seizure 7th Chords
-


could You keep it down? She's still sleeping
-------------
Anonymous
-


all the world says lol
but you and I not so much

-------------
Anonymous
-


Zig Zag Shall Be My Yoko

To loop My heart to Yours
honey bee sting dream
defination inspiration
the spell You have on Me
-------------
Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


Hey Baby

I get this note in email called subscription update,it tells Me new vids from the channels I subscribe to. It don't mention Yours but it tells Me other ones vids released who are not as entertaining as You which eventually leads to disappointment You know what I'm sayin'?
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chords for cats burger
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Worlds Shittiest Poet
Travis Ray Co le
-------------
2007-2008
-


Checking The Editor's Censor Cat Box Bitch

I hope they didn't invent Your character to make fun of Me, No the sluts I ghost write for don't have an imagination but looks,look out
if You like drinkin'
its almost as if You have a license to sound like shit
when You own an electric violin
with the cops hiding in the closet bieng lesbians
The only thing I like about this song
is it doesnt ryhyme with
sweet Bertha's great big ass
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


Checking The Editor's Cat Box Bitch

I hope they didn't invent Your character to make fun of Me, No the sluts I ghost write for don't have an imagination but looks,look out

its almost as if You have a license to sound like shit
when You own an electric violin

with the cops hiding in the closet bieng lesbians

The only thing I like about this song
is it doesnt ryhyme with
sweet Bertha's great big ass
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


I hope they didn't invent Your character to make fun of Me, No the sluts I ghost write for don't have an imagination but looks,look out
-------------
:
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its almost as if You have a license to sound like shit
when You own an electric violin
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with the cops hiding in the closet bieng lesbians
-------------
:
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The only thing I like about this song
is it doesnt ryhyme with
sweet Bertha's great big ass
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:
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let us pray
-------------
to a girl with long dark hair
-


Why does drinking help make mistakes
another check on the list of bad
as another friends heart breaks
Its because of you they are now sad

Eye am sorry..

Eye would take it back 4 u if Eye could.....
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BabyCat
-


"The Devil"

Johnny F.N. Hollywoods was walking along side the highway picking up aluminum cans to feed the hoot hoot girls the buckets of chicken like He had promised them
when outta nowhere Sweet Bertha flies by in Her air conditioned John Deere tractor and splashes Him with a great big mud puddle.
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Travis Ray Cole
-


"Who Gives A Dog Doo If Sweet Bertha Got Gone"

Who gives a dog doo
if Sweet Bertha got gone
I still got My bong
the upstairs maid is drunk enough
to mow the front lawn
Who gives a dog doo
if Sweet Bertha comes back
I changed the lock on the trailer
and the upstairs maid
is have it a bath
Who gives a dog doo if Sweet Bertha got gone
the upstairs maid is inspiring me
to later write a song
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Travis Ray Cole
-


"Never Mind Sweet Bertha I Loves Caity Boo Now"

Never mind Sweet Bertha
I loves Caity Boo now
think I'll love Her forevers
so You can step back out of the line
never mind Sweet Bertha
I ain't got no love for Yous
even though I do
I loves that high tempature fox
I'll be the one to check that cat box
I loves Caity boo
never mind Sweet Bertha
You ain't no kinda valentines
Caity Boo's the one I want
to always be m ine
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Travis Ray Cole
-


"Ode To Britney Spears"

You shaved Your head because You couldn't stand that Micheal Jackson touched You
but the coporate rock whores sold You out and You danced good in the heels

I'm gonna spank it
thats a fact
to the bank
thats a fact
I'm gonna spank it
thats a fact
to the bank
thats a fact

You shaved Your head because You couldn't stand that Micheal Jackson touched You
but the coporate rock whores sold You out and You danced good in the heels
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Travis Ray Cole (C)2007
-


carry on
-------------
Anonymous
-


you made the pain in my heart go away
I remember that
even though now things are messed up beyond repair
I had a few days where I felt safe
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pretynd
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May the pain and discomfort of pubic lice linger with you like the pain in my heart. Teeheeeee. Scratch on fucka.
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Anonymous
-


My Kidneys Or My Heart Blues?

I gotta go to the outhouse
but I wanna write love poetry to Staci too
I gotta go to the outhouse right now
but I wanna come up with a line so smooth for Staci boo
I need a line thats gonna get My laundry and cooking done for a decade and get Me laid for two

I don't know which ones gonna give first
My kidneys or My heart
maybe they both will
and then We can believe in God and get churched up

I gotta go to the outhouse
but I wanna write love poetry to Tasty too
I gotta go to the outhouse right now
but I wanna come up with a line so smooth for Staci boo
I need a line thats gonna get My laundry and cooking done for a decade and get Me laid for two
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Travis Ray Cole
-


"I Lied There Is No One"

I lied there is no one
I just didn't wanna end up buying Your napkins
I'm sorry now
believe You Me
I'll fetch You some kitty litter baby
what kind of Cat food You need
I know I was wrong
what else is new
Your the Censorfucking Goddess
I worship You
So now then let's get You some bunny ears
because the wedding photographer might be on Her way
and if She has Her own bunny ears
then invaild and void may be our lunch I mean love
so what I'm lying again
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Travis Ray Cole
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"Your My Soulmate We Just Gotta Fix Me Until I'm Your Soulmate"

Your My soul mate
I believe You are
unless someone sold My life story down the river
sold Me out
unless
Your My soulmate
You
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Travis Ray Cole
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"If I Wasn't Seizure Chords,I'd Clean You 'Til You Mew Dirty For Me"

It's automatic
words matter not
fate
for this 'tis not thy hocker in it
and it's good to go
certianly not a drive up
reality

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Travis Ray Cole
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"The Ballad Of The Bleach Blonde Ghost Of Anne Frank"

She's in there
still having ladies time aimed at Me
like a complaining groupie
We don't censorfuck no more
it's like we're married
only I never get My war-sh done up
and I don't gotta pay to fix Her teeth
without a net
theres no stunt double
except that slut in the south wall
but She can't act niether
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Travis Ray Cole (The Cat Box Poet)
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"The Ballad Of The Bleach Blonde Ghost Of Anne Frank"

She's in there
still having ladies time aimed at Me
like a complaining groupie
We don't censorfuck no more
it's like we're married
only I never get My war-sh done up
and I don't gotta pay to fix Her teeth
without a net
theres no stunt double
except that slut in the south wall
but She can't act niether
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Travis Ray Cole (The Cat Box Poet)
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"God Bless Iceland"

God bless Iceland
and the Eskimo Womenfolk there
they stopped whaling for while
maybe for good if The Japense don't want
to buy thier Whalemeat on sale

Godbless Iceland
and the whaler womens too
I'm gonna get Me the biggest on I can find
and forget about Sweet Bertha Boo
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Travis Ray Cole
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I Think I'm
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The Funniest Mother Fucker In The World
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the rock and roll has to die now
mainly because theres no punk rock girl to hurt the pandas in the video but also because it's going to take five or six hours a day to woo You proper and that would be the guitar time if We wasn't in love so bad and then of course the other five or six hours I'm going to be woo-ing You during the night time hours.
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Love notes from Shoeshine
-


"Whata Ya In For?"

Whata Ya in for?
Eatin' maters and stealin' skittles
whata Ya in for?
Eatin' maters and stealin' skittles
whata Ya in for?
Eatin' maters and stealin' skittles
whata Ya in for?
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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
-


well then
what really ahppened was a little along the lines of
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Anonymous
-


I stopped luvin you

I stopped luvin you when you wuddint
leave yur ol' lady
an you didnt tell me I wuz purdy no more

I stopped luvin you when you wuddint
gimmie my money back
an dey shut off my water

I stopped luvin you when you wuddint
call your mama
an I become your wh ore
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Pretynd
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"Nevermind Sweet Bertha I Love The New York Movie Star"

Nevermind Sweet Bertha
I love the New York Movie Star
She's the one I loves and needs
She's the one that gots My heart
nevermind Sweet Bertha
get Me a divorce attorney
I ain't gonna beg You
I'll just burn all Your censorshit
next time You leave
Nevermind Sweet Bertha
I love the New York Movie Star
She's the one I loves and needs
She's the one that gots My hea rt
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
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"I'm just waitin' for Sweet Bertha to come on back to Me"

I'm just waitin' for Sweet Bertha to come on back to Me
just waitin' for Sweet Bertha to come on back to Me
sooner or later it's bound to happen
unless I get married up to Caity
I'm just waitin' for Sweet Bertha to come on back to Me
I'm just waitin' for Sweet Bertha to come on back to Me
hope She's got a lot of money saved up
So I can fix My teeth
just waitin' for Sweet Bertha
don't matter how long it takes
She'll probably get over it
then We can see if Caity will jump outta the divorce cake
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Right on Man,groovy
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Love at first
If I have nothing else ever again in My life
let Me have You for just one night
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Goin down to welfares
get the kids a new Mom
eight hours after theys be closed

Goin down to welfares
get the kids a new Mom
eight hours after theys be closed

Try and help Her wit Her luggage
She gived Me a punch in the nose

I shoulda quit You baby seven welfare shhecks ago
I shoulda done quit You babycakes
just about seven welfare shhecks ago
'cause You been watching that oprahs reading cosmo
and listening to My ex-wife and My Momma
so You's got to go

I'm goin' down to welfares
get the kids a new Mom
after welfares is done closed
goin' down to welfares
get the kids a new Mom
after welfares is done closed
gonna find Me one at midnight
before they opens the door

I shoulda got rid of You and Your Cat Box
seven or eight checks ago
it ain't worth the trouble
I'd rather work to get the heck away from dis heh Ho
I coulda left You at the truckstop
somewhere five or six hundred miles down the road

I'm going down to welfares
before the opens the door
I'm going down to welfares
like I done before
goin' down to welfares
I'm gonna throw back the squirrels

My friends is made fun of Me
for bringing bag ladies home
My friends is laughing at My expense
but I'll bet You 'bout this time
after You get Your next shheck
Your gonna get us kicked outta the trailer park again

I woulda quit You
but You gots that medical card
I shoulda quit You
and Your medical card
and from now on You can cheat on Me
with Your caseworker and the Landlord
out in the yard
and I'm keeping the mattress
as a memory of Your Sister b iotch
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:
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12 bar blues in A

"Goin' Down To Welfares Get The Kids A New Mom After Welfares Is Done Closed"

Goin down to welfares
get the kids a new Mom
eight hours after theys be closed

Goin down to welfares
get the kids a new Mom
eight hours after theys be closed

Try and help Her wit Her luggage
She gived Me a punch in the nose

I shoulda quit You baby seven welfare shhecks ago
I shoulda done quit You babycakes
just about seven welfare shhecks ago
'cause You been watching that oprahs reading cosmo
and listening to My ex-wife and My Momma
so You's got to go

I'm goin' down to welfares
get the kids a new Mom
after welfares is done closed
goin' down to welfares
get the kids a new Mom
after welfares is done closed
gonna find Me one at midnight
before they opens the door

I shoulda got rid of Your ass
seven or eight checks ago
it ain't worth the trouble
I'd rather work to get the hell away from dis heh Ho
I coulda let You at the truckstop
somewhere five or six hundred miles down the road

I'm going down to welfares
before the opens the door
I'm going down to welfares
like I done before
goin' down to welfares
I'm gonna throw back the squirrels

My friends is made fun of Me
for bringing bag ladies home
My friends is laughing
at My expense
but I'll bet You 'bout this time after You get Your next shheck
Your gonna get us kicked outta the trailer park again

I woulda quit You
but You gots that medical card
I shoulda quit You
and Your medical card
and from now one You can cheat on Me
with Your caseworker and the Landlord
out in the yard
and I'm keeping the mattress
as a memory of Your Sister bitch
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
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Pronounced
-------------
Censorfuck
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"I don't have any weapons of mass distruction"

The thoughts I have
I'd rather be alone
than have other people on this planet
property values might go down
I'd nuke the fuck outta everybody
then cry for the baby seals and the polar bears
I don't have any weapons of mass destruction
but I have self esteem
maybe I should change My middle name to cens orfuck
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Travis Ray Cole
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"I Like How Your Not Tying Yourself In With Level 42"

I like how your tying Yourself in with level 42
You know so that Your reconized as You
because Your way better than them is the truth
I like how your not tying Yourself in with level 42
I actually thought You would have done an interview with them by now
theres no need to with all Your art
He said as He looked to much
can You help Me get completely over muff muff
"heres some bitch hiding in My closet"
by Travis Ray Cole
is the film of the day
why won't You wear the bunny ears?

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Shoeshine
-


"I was looking for that poem I wrote about beating the camera with a hammer so that the shutter would stay open longer but I haven't wrote it yet, in fact I wrote another love poem to Oprah instead"

I don't know if I'm writing about camaro's or cameras
You don't have the freedom of speech to say
give the church away



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Shoe to the shine
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I did it again
I got no one
wish I did
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Anonymous
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"The All This Time You Thought I Was Writing Bad Bertha Love Poems I Was Writing Songs For The bluegrass band "The Hillbilly Gypsies",But They Don't Want Them Either Blues" In the key of E

By
Travis Ray Cole


All This Time You Thought I Was Writing Bad Bertha Love Poems I Was Writing Songs For The bluegrass band "The Hillbilly Gypsies",But They Don't Want Them Either, Baby,So how am I gonna ghost write for You

All You wrote in the past twenty four months was bad checks Oh yeah You wrote Me that I.O.U.

Your not no kind of inspiration
and niether is Your Sister Boo
I could ghost write for a honey thats a lot faster
no wait a minute thats not really true

All I want from You is that Valentine You owe Me
and I'll give this next solo to You

The paper back writer solo played backwards while upside down goes here


All This Time You Thought I Was Writing Bad Bertha Love Poems I Was Writing Songs For The bluegrass band "The Hillbilly Gypsies",But They Don't Want Them Either

and winters coming soon
since it cost to much in gas to go recycle them
We'll use them for fireplace fuel
maybe get some marshmellos
if You like them tasting like that
I never went to culinary art school
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:
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"Ruff Ruff RRR Ruff"

Ruff ruff rr ruff
arrr ruff roof
ruff ruff rrr ruff

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Shoeshine,The Artist Formally Known As
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"I Only Asked Her"

I only asked Her to be My camera girl
I never asked Her to meow on My Rat Acid tracks
that I'm saving for You
a star that is true
although I might ask Her to meow dirty for Me
when Shes on Her back
I only asked Her to be My camera girl
rrruff
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Shoeshine
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"Lumberjack Lady"

The big lumberjack lady
massaged Johnny F.N. Hollywood's strumming hand
because He was learnin' to strum "Greenday"
She whispered in His ear that
there was a big market for Lesbian Rock again
lumberjack lady
lumberjack man?
don't forget to massage
Johnny F.N. Hollywoods fretting hand
because this morning He found an old flat top
in the garbage can
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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
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Johnny F.N. Hollywoods fired all the remaining band members for acting like David Bowie and changed the name of the band to "Censorfuck",that lasted most of the night but by midnight the name of the band was back to "Rat Acid" again,but He was the only member in Ratacid now although like always He needed a groupie and He needed Her now as looking deep into Sweet Bertha's eyes He felt no solo but He did feel alone.
as stupid little biotches threw thier selves at His feets.
So Johnny F.N. Hollywoods or Seizure Chords as You may know Him set out to find a girl with long dark hair and an accoustic guitar so He could do Her on it or else a biotch that gots so many caseworkers she gets a shheck so big He ain't gots to be no rock star.
"Who the hell wants southren rock from the north anyway,Your all fired!" Johnny F.N. Hollywoods hollered. They upstairs maid gave Him a smile. "Not You" He tried to tell Her in broken spanish or what He thought was broken spanish,then He told Her how He was born on a lunch truck.
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Travis Ray Cole(C) 2007
-


Now I'm just accusing My Pirate of stuff She didn't do causing stress on the relationshit

but she did do it
-------------
this just in
-


That really is My name Carl Sandbergski
You think I'm just gonna make this shit up?
-------------
Anonymous
-


I think I'm having a spat with My pi rate
-------------
Anonymous
-


"Art Payment"

I'm so unsure about You
thats how crazy it is
I love the words You say
they are what poetry meant
have I heard Your words before
all of it I get


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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
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Did I order that?
I musta been drunk
You sure it was Me?
I don't think so
Maybe I meant something else
I mean come on the Oprah foot massage yeah but lily tomlin get outta town
thats just mental
-------------
Anonymous
-


"Hey Jagoff I Ordered The Lily Tomlin Foot Massage"

Hey Jagoff
I ordered the Lily Tomlin foot massage

-------------
Anonymous
-


I Love You Now,Oprah My Darling
by
Travis Ray Cole
I love You now
I loved You then
if You gave Me a chance
I wouldn't git with any of Your kin
I love You now Oprah
My darling
yes its true
lets Me and You take the Sheridian 151 to the Zoo
where I'll show the ex-wife to You
I love You now
Yes You win
My heart stopped beating and started again
Oprah My darling

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"Up Yours,You Lesbian Ho"

Up Yours
You Lesbian Ho
I wanted to marry up
but not no mo'
I'm tried of waitin'
to woo You proper
while You spend quality time
with a lumberjack lady
that likes to call the coppers
Up Yours
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Travis Ray Cole
-


The Ol' Lady Has Anger Issues Because Oprah Massages Our Feets Everday At Lunchtime

Everyday at lunch time
every day of the week
I gotta work the fields
out here in this heat
I have to pick the crops
they no like me eating them too
I have a hot pepper behind My ear
I keep it behind My ear for You
work work work work
I can hear the bossman say
work work work work
don't bother praying for rain
every night at midnight
the dream I have never comes true
I dream about the union man
bringing us sunbrereos and oreos
saying We don't have to go to the meetings
and We don't have to give Him our loot
then I dream the lunchtruck I was born on
pulls up and I buy chicken for You
work work work work
on the waiting list to get fired
on the waiting list for some welfare whores to feed Me ketchup soup
every day at lunch time
She can stay mad
Oh censor You
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Travis Ray Cole
-


"I am the gum on Your choose"
By
Travis Ray Cole

I am the gum on Your shoes
I never ever want to leave You
but if by some chance
fate causes Me to
I will be on the sole
talking about they'res room in My soul for You
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:
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m660k
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ro660ck
-


"Round Here, Your A Commie If You Play Grace Slick"

Round here Your a commie
if You play Grace Slick
closed minds of retardation
mental ill and sick
daily witch hunts
backwoods country fuck hill billys
some how roaming free with out proper medication
in the Northland of these United States
relocating yesterday
two hundred years ago into the past
low IQ's beyond confussed
in thier heads must be a steel plate
-------------
Travis Ray Cole
-


"What Are You Supposed To Be?"

You think You mean something to Me
You think Your something
what are You supposed to be
a censoring joke
in the way
killing the art before it is born
preventing progress
to steal and call Yours
what are You supposed to be
-------------
Travis Ray Cole
-


"Ana Free"

You set My soul free
when I listen to You sing
from far away I dream
inside My guitars leads
inspiration
is what You are to M e
-------------
Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


I said I'd go out with You

I said I'd go out with You

-------------
Anonymous
-


"Kill Every Last Ocelot And Give Me A Job"

Kill every last Ocelot
give Me a Yob
don't wanna work in an office downtown
with a suit on
standing by the water cooler
with a woman going into labor
hoping to get laid
most of the day
until We get paid
kill every last Ocelot
build a border
I'll work on it if You pay Me a good wage
I need a yob
I need one now
send all these illegals
right back home
unless they look good
sniff sniff
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


"Shoot the Whales with a Rocket Launcher"

Shoot the whales with a rocket launcher
You can go to hell
shoot the whales with a rocket launcher
waste them on the beach
fish with dynomite
film it
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


"The Tractor Broke Down, I Hooked Sweet Bertha To The Plow"

The tractor broke down
I hooked Sweet Bertha to the plow
She plowed the fields around for a while
but She done run off with the preacher now
I gotta move so She won't come back
in the morning with a hang over smelling fowl
the crops won't make it
no way no how
I'm 'bout to burn the trailer
and give Her Daddy back the cow
The tractor broke down
I sent for parts in that great big town
meanwhile
Sweet Bertha's gonna be pulling the plow
the tractor broke down
I hooked Sweet Bertha to the plow
She didn't like it at first
but look at Her now
I thought She was right over there
Where'd She go
don't She care
the tractor broke down
I hooked Sweet Bertha to the plow
She ran off with the preacher man
even took the sow
the tractor broke down
and it's still broke down now
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


"Build Projects In Wilson's Creek"

Build Projects in Wilson's Creek
it won't matter if they float away someday
with the global warming and the earth quakes
Caldwell County really has no where to put the illegals
where they will have access to free cable
the project dwellers need a project
so scenic and nice
build sky scrappers
and projects in Wilsons Creek tonight
with a seven dollar toll booths
every mile on a brand new turn pike
-------------
Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


"Oprah Man"

People call Me Oprah Man
because Her pic is at the top
of all the poetry I dump in this chit can
they laugh and giggle
because My Oprah poems,like Her,They sizzle
that is why
people call Me Oprah Man
Oprah Man
Oprah Man
writing bad Oprah poetry as fast as I can
I wanna take Oprah to the gas station
buy Her a gas station rose
put My eskimo kisses right on Her nose
Oprah Man
Oprah Man
every channel in My brain
has Oprah on them
and Oprah on them again
Oprah Man
Oprah Man
gonna die of an overdose of Oprah if I can
Oprah Oprah Man
Oprah Oprah Man
fade
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


Wanting To Get With Oprah, I Be Looking To Much"

I been wanting to get with Oprah
I be looking to much
somebodys gotta feed these chickens
but I wanna take Oprah to the top of the John Hancock building for lunch
She kinda looks like My caseworker
but She isn't big enough
I been wanting to get with Oprah
but I won't if Caity wants to marry up
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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
-


"We Don't Want No Health Care,Build A Great Big Bomb"

We don't want no health care
build a great big bomb
Give all the cops nice teeth
and the rest of the country can go to hell
it don't matter if You work three yobs
or if Your to lazy to sign up on welfare
bet it all on a great big bomb
'cause We don't need no health care
-------------
Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


Stop The Kitty Burning

Stop the Kitty burning
because that ain't nice
they're gonna make it a law
You'll have to pay the price
stop the Kitty burning
stop the Kitty burning
stop the Kitty burning
-------------
Travis Ray Cole
-


Johnny F.N. Hollywoods woke up to Sweet Bertha
whooping Him with the steering wheel from the old tractor.
Soon as He stopped dreaming about Big Fat Nasty Bitch Boo He looked Sweet Bertha in the eyes and says
"Your face is as smooth and purrty as PVC Leather"
then He got whooped with that steering wheel some more.
For a second He was praying it would rain or something
then He ran all the way to the Welfares.
-------------
Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
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where'd you
-------------
Anonymous
-


Now I really wanna spank that cat bo x
-------------
Anonymous
-


Please don't spit on My bagel

-------------
Anonymous
-


if there was You
there would be Me
-------------
Anonymous
-


"I'm the best dang Oprah poet in Seven counties"


I'm the best dang Oprah poet
in Seven counties
that includes Cook,Lake,Kane,McHenry,Kenosha,Rock and Dupage Counties
ask any one You see
they'll tell You it is Me

and if You disagree
they might begin shouting
I'm the best dang Oprah poet
yeah buddy it is Me
the best of the best
the top of the heap
the cream of the cream
the best dang Oprah poet
in seven countie s
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


Sweet Bertha Ate A Gallon Can Of Baked Beans Then Ran Off With A Man In A Checker Marathon Limosine"

Sweet Bertha ate a gallon can of baked beans
then She ran off with a man in a checker Marathon Limosine
I don't know if I want Her back round these parts
I'm afraid Shes gonna get the farts
She can stay with that man
Shes not the one for Me
I'm trying to get a girl with long dark hair
I'm not trying to be with one that stinks
Sweet Bertha is gonna be back soon
Sweet Bertha by the light of the moon
because that man with the Checker Marathon Limosine
is gonna run soon as He gets a chance to leave
So come on Baby, Baby please
lets You and Me runn off
and get away from Sweet Bertha
before She cuts the cheese
Sweet Bertha ate a gallon can of baked beans
then She ran off with a man in a checker Marathon Limosine
take My hand
come on with Me
lets build a bomb shelter on stilts
for troubled times like thes e

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Travis Ray Cole
-


"The Seventh Lord Of The Cat Box stay"

I shoulda forgot about us
I shoulda forgot about You
Six Bertha's ago
and Your Sister too
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if I can take Oprah to Walmarts with Me

I'm working everyday
and I hope to save
what I slave and slave for
I'm gonna take Oprah to Walmarts
ask Her to be My Girl

Oprah
won't You
Oprah won't You please

I'm working all the time
I won't change this life
if I can take Oprah to Walmarts with Me
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


"These Are The Days To Remember"

Oprah came to work every day at lunch time and massaged our feets
just like the boss man promised
so the moral of the crew was up
I couldn't believe it at first
but I seen it with My own two eyes and felt it with My own two feets
it was really Oprah and I really told Her I was gonna vote for Her three times if She gived Me three kids
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


"I Don't Want No Hand Me Down Bertha"

I don't want no hand me down Bertha
I don't want the
hand me down Bertha Blues
I don't want no hand me down Bertha
I want a Bertha thats gonna be true

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:
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When Sweet Bertha gets Her Black Lung Shheck


When Sweet Bertha gets Her Black Lung Shheck
We're gonna drink the night away
I'm gonna have two draft beers and then another draft
then it will all be gone
Me and Sweet Bertha drank it up
Pittsburged it away
and lost the lottery too
when Sweet Bertha gets Her Black Lung Shheck
I'm gonna be Her fool
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


"I Don't Care If I Gotta Work"

I don't care if I gotta work tommorrow
I don't care if there seven suns in the sky
I don't care if its snowing
in the middle of a hurricane
or if We stand in the rain until supper time
I don't care if I gotta work tommorrow
or if My lovely account is spending quality time
with my ex best friend
while I'm working like three illegals
just as long as She has air conditioning
I don't care if I gotta work tomorrow
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


"Some dumbcensorfuck farther back
starts handing coins to Me"

Waiting in the line
She shows it to me
then some dumbcensorfuck farther back
starts handing coins to Me
I was doing alright 'til
some dumbcensorfuck farther back
starts handing coins to Me
I don't need no coins
and Shes showing it to Me
again with the dumbfuck farther back
censor dumb fuck
dumb censor fuck
starts handing coins to Me
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Travis Ray Cole(C)2007
-


What comes around
goes around
what goes around
comes around
What comes around
goes around
what goes around
comes around

-------------
The Artist formally known as Shoeshine
-


Sweet Bertha leaned against the bar and spit chew out on Johnny F.N. Hollywoods new boots then looked thru the swinging doors to see the Sheriff spitting on the windshield of Her air conditioned tractor and His Deputy pissing on the back tire with the most tread on it.
-------------
The Seventh Lord of the Cat Box
-


I wanna write a song that makes Amy dance
My God
-------------
Anonymous
-


when I'm dead
it will be to late
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>
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"This Is Not To You"

The money just poured outta Her ass like
She just got a rebate from buying an alarm clock
over at the Walgreens
She wasn't from the wrong side of the trailer park
like some of the wild trailer park womens and
welfare whores
She was a real high flautin socitiety type
even if Her burgerking coupons were expired
I would of walk ten miles in a blizzard
to fetch Her some kitty litter and tampons
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Travis Ray Cole
-


"Wanna be My Girlfriend?"

Wanna be My Girlfriend?
wanna be My Ho?
Wanna be My lovely fiancee
just let Me know
I don't care if You get three shhecks
or if You gets none
I don't care that You can't really cook
long as I get My laundry done
but I don't want Your husband wearing My drawers
You could do Me a solid would You hon
wanna be My Girlfriend
wanna be My Ho
wanna be My Yoko
forget about Miss Piggy
it's time to let it go
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The Artisit Formally Known As Shoeshine
-


"Either Sweet Bertha's Wearing Old Spice Or She's Been Spending Quality Time With Another Man Blues"

Either Sweet Bertha's wearing Old Spice or She's been spending quality time with another Man

Either Sweet Bertha's wearing Old Spice or She's been spending quality time with another Man

I bought Her a twenty six dollar service merchandice
ring the preacher calls a wedding band

there was no singing at that wedding
and they won't no music too
I ended up walking to the divorce attorny's office barefoot
because Sweet Bertha's Welfare Caseworker
done stole My old work boots
and they had a hole in them
-------------
Shoeshines
-


let me hold onto your Sister
I think I'm starting to miss Her
You don't got to get pissed there
let Me hold on

-------------
Anonymous
-


"Going To The Popeye's,Hoping To Get Married Up"


Going to the Popeyes
hoping to get married up
She gives Me My drink
with the cap coming off
I could be in love
with this red head I lust
going to the popeyes
going to the popeyes
least She's got a yob
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The One The Only The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
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"The Spider eats better than Me

Your cooking makes Me shit
Your cooking makes Me sick
Your cooking
ain't that good
only because
You don't have the attention span to cook
Your cooking makes Me shit
Your cooking makes Me sick
Your cooking is an assignation attempt
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Travis Ray Cole
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"The Spider eats better than Me

Your cooking makes Me shit
Your cooking makes Me sick
Your cooking
ain't that good
only because
You don't have the attention span to cook
Your cooking makes Me shit
Your cooking makes Me sick
Your cooking is an assignation attempt
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Travis Ray Cole
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the question of the day


ok who do you want in your family?
me or adolph hitler?

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Anonymous
-


"Thats Stupid"

The acidic whores were well rounded
the hot cop ass had muscles where cops have muscles
generic ponytail
her offerings few
her mother bieng a judge
sing a song
cast a stone
the fifties over
the church still reflects the era in style
fail a breath test at the door
drink a little
talk about Me some more
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:
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I am want to spank your cat box
spank your cat box
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a matter of talk about saucy
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Anonymous
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I have the blues
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Anonymous
-


I have this distant feeling
and you see what it is
when I focus my min d

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Anonymous
-


right on keep up the good work
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Anonymous
-


I have an understanding so manifest it should if revelation brings manif estation
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Anonymous
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Grace

the artifical light shining upon Her bunny ears
red is the hair
almost a tear
in the eyes of beauty
the only Philosophy I have
to hold this dream
until wMy soul knows
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Anonymous
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Echoes faded, clearing upon the straight and narrow,
a crooked arrow on a bended string,
adaptation of lines, giving to reciving,
fade, fade, fade, fade, fade, fade, fade, fade, fade,
fade, fade, fade, fade, fade, fade, fade, fade, fade,
fade, fade, fade, fade, fade, fade, fade, fade, fade,
stubborn ascendence, controlled loathing, systematic weakness,
released, emancipated, chained.
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Zakai
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do you know how I know sweet berthas kisses taste like skunk meat and raccoon salad?
because when she ran them varmits over with her air conditioned john deere tractor and cooked them up on the engine and made that salad with them varmits,we was eating it and I gived her a kiss, thats how I knowed
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Anonymous
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stop calling me beckham or cuddle time might be cut in half
no, 2/3
no alright you can have all 100 percent of cuddle time but I'll call you
uh late for dinner?
no,cupcake
no
super goddess
no
honey somet hing

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Anonymous
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if each one of us has our own power than how is it that I am able to continue to form images is it possible that I also have the power to override your own power? Maybe that is the reason for why I feel like I do tonight which is almost comparable to a disorganized mess
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Anonymous
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sounds like you'll find out for sure
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Anonymous
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I wanna go crewzen while im boozen
but this time I want to know for su re
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Anonymous
-


to look into your eyes again
all this time where've you
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Anonymous
-


every dog has his day
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Anonymous
-


"poetry slam material"

"Hey,won't You loan Me five bucks?"

and then theres

"Wanna go Fuck in the parking lot?"
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:
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Ah Ha
Joe Walsh was wrong,
You can argue with a sick mind
I knew it I just knew it
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Anonymous
-


Ladies and Gentlemen
The Sugar Shack Dancers
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Anonymous
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excuse sir/maam, but did you say something? I wasn't paying attention to you until now when I thought I heard you ask me something. Actually, I was busy talking to my mentor my fantasy man when you spoke or what I would call, interrupted. So what waz your question? Iz got to go so all I can say to you if you won't ask away is that next time don't be so full of yourself so that you think that I all this time am talking to you here.......as you and I know that there's more of them where you and I come from.
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tamara Coco Chocolate
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Don't You understand that I don't have a clue who I'm talking too?
are You that thick headed?
I don't
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Anonymous
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I want you and I need you ... there was something about you that grabbed ahold of my soul and made me want to be with you ~ Signs would be ideal so that I at least know that I am not heading to insanezaville and instead these signs ought to be guiding me towards you and the displayed passion you have for me
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Anonymous
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the love we have
goes un noticed to us
because it does not exist in reality
it is something your mind thinks
but it is not real to us
because there is no us
and the easist way to tell is to look and see if in the past few days I took You to eat,
did I take you out to dinner in the past few days?
I'm thinking no
did You do my laundry,taking it down to the river and beat it clean with a rock then did you hang my rags in a mother fucking tree like a god damn hill billy?
Probably not.
did You talk me into going to the highest price place around and buying You kitty litter and tampons? Not so much?
did I take You to the movies?
did I take You to the gas station for condoms?
did I steal any roses for You?
thats a joke
did I buy any gas station roses for You?
did I pay you three dollars more not to use a condom?
thats another joke
did you bitch a me about my job?
did I bore You to death with those madcap crazy sweet bertha stories?
did I spank your sisters cat box?
did I tell you my love for you was fifteen cat boxes high?
did we go hand in hand down to welfares?
did we go to the walmarts so I can show you off to the welfare whores and the wild trailer park womens?
are You due in Febuary?
if the answer to all of these questions are no
then I think whats going on here is that you are having this relationshit with out me
I mean its great to be in a relationchit with you and whats even better is I don't have to put any effort into it because its all contained inside Your mind
and I don't have to be bothered with your bitching because I didn't fuck you right the last two times or I mussed Your hair during the celebration
of the woo-ing and quality time


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let me guess
its us against the world
you and i against the world we are hurting
the world
I have so much guilt pain for the hurt i have caused the world
by loving
someone i have no ideal who though
still
it is you and I the world against

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source
against /əˈgɛnst, əˈgeɪnst/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[uh-genst, uh-geynst] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
preposition 1. in opposition to; contrary to; adverse or hostile to: twenty votes against ten; against reason.
2. in resistance to or defense from: protection against burglars.
3. in an opposite direction to: to ride against the wind.
4. into contact or collision with; toward; upon: The rain beat against the window.
5. in contact with: to lean against the wall.
6. in preparation for; in provision for: money saved against a rainy day.
7. having as background: a design of flowers against a dark wall.
8. in exchange for; as a balance to or debit or charge on: He asked for an advance against his salary.
9. in competition with: a racehorse running against his own record time.
10. in comparison or contrast with: a matter of reason as against emotion.
11. beside; near; before: The car is against the building.
conjunction 12. Archaic. before; by the time that.
Idiom13. over against, in contrast with: the rich over against the poor.


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[Origin: 112575; ME agens, ageynes, equiv. to ageyn again + -es -s1; for -t cf. whilst, amongst]
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, Random House, Inc. 2006.
American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source against (ə-gěnst') Pronunciation Key
prep.
In a direction or course opposite to: row against the current.
So as to come into forcible contact with: waves dashing against the shore.
In contact with so as to rest or press on: leaned against the tree.
In hostile opposition or resistance to: struggle against fate.
Contrary to; opposed to: against my better judgment.
In competition with: race against the record holder.
In contrast or comparison with the setting or background of: dark colors against a fair skin.
In preparation for; in anticipation of: food stored against winter.
As a defense or safeguard from: protection against the cold.
To the account or debt of: drew a check against my bank balance.
Directly opposite to; facing.


[Middle English, alteration of againes, from Old English ongeagn.]


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Online Etymology Dictionary - Cite This Source
against

c.1130, agenes "in opposition to," a southern variant of agen "again" (see again), with adverbial genitive and a parasitic -t that turned up c.1350.

Online Etymology Dictionary, 2001 Douglas Harper
Kernerman English Multilingual Dictionary (Beta Version) - Cite This Source
against1 [əˈgenst] preposition

in opposition to
Example: They fought against the enemy; Dropping litter is against the law (= illegal). Arabic: ضِد
Chinese (Simplified): 反对
Chinese (Traditional): 反對
Czech: proti
Danish: imod
Dutch: tegen
Estonian: vastu
Finnish: vastaan
French: contre
German: gegen
Greek: εναντίον
Hungarian: ellen
Icelandic: mti, gegn
Indonesian: bertentangan, melawan
Italian: contro
Japanese: ~に逆って
Korean: 에 반대하여
Latvian: pret
Lithuanian: prie
Norwegian: imot
Polish: przeciwko, wbrew
Portuguese (Brazil): contra
Portuguese (Portugal): contra
Romanian: mpotriva
Russian: против; в опреки
Slovak: proti
Slovenian: proti
Spanish: contra
Swedish: mot
Turkish: -e, *a karşı



against2 [əˈgenst] preposition

in contrast to
Example: The trees were black against the evening sky. Arabic: ب&# 1616;المُ 594;َايَرَة مَع، بِا 04;مُقَ 5;بَلَة مَع
Chinese (Simplified): 对照
Chinese (Traditional): 對照
Czech: (o)proti
Danish: mod
Dutch: tegen
Estonian: taustal
Finnish: vasten
French: sur
German: gegen
Greek: σε α&# 957;τίθεση με, κόντρα σε
Hungarian: szemben vmivel, vmilyen httr előtt
Icelandic: mti, me e- a bakgrunni, bera vi e-
Indonesian: dengan latar belakang
Italian: su
Japanese: ~ 2392;対照して
Korean: 을 배경으로
Latvian: pret; uz
Lithuanian: (ko) fone
Norwegian: mot
Polish: na tle
Portuguese (Brazil): contra
Portuguese (Portugal): contra
Romanian: n contrast cu
Russian: на фоне
Slovak: oproti
Slovenian: v primerjavi z
Spanish: sobre, respecto a
Swedish: mot
Turkish: zıttına



against3 [əˈgenst] preposition

touching or in contact with
Example: He stood with his back against the wall; The rain beat against the window. Arabic: إلَى، عَلَى
Chinese (Simplified): 靠着,碰着
Chinese (Traditional): 靠著,碰著
Czech: proti, do
Danish: mod
Dutch: tegen
Estonian: vastu
Finnish: vasten
French: contre
German: an
Greek: πάνω σε
Hungarian: vminek tmaszkodva
Icelandic: upp (vi), (upp) a
Indonesian: menyentuh, mengenai
Italian: contro
Japanese: ~にもたれて
Korean: 에 기대어, 밀어붙여
Latvian: pret
Lithuanian: į
Norwegian: (opp) mot
Polish: na, w, o
Portuguese (Brazil): contra
Portuguese (Portugal): contra
Romanian: pe; n
Russian: у, на, о, к
Slovak: oproti, do
Slovenian: k, na
Spanish: contra
Swedish: mot
Turkish: -e, *a, dayalı



against4 [əˈgenst] preposition

in order to protect against
Example: vaccination against tuberculosis Arabic: ضِد، مُضَاد لِ
Chinese (Simplified): 防备
Chinese (Traditional): 防備
Czech: proti
Danish: mod
Dutch: tegen
Estonian: vastu
Finnish: vastaan
French: contre
German: gegen
Greek: ενάντια σε
Hungarian: elleni
Icelandic: gegn, mti
Indonesian: melawan
Italian: contro
Japanese: ~に備えて
Korean: 에 대비하여
Latvian: pret
Lithuanian: prie
Norwegian: mot
Polish: przeciw
Portuguese (Brazil): contra
Portuguese (Portugal): contra
Romanian: mpotriva
Russian: от, против
Slovak: proti
Slovenian: proti
Spanish: contra
Swedish: mot
Turkish: -e, *a karşı



Kernerman English Multilingual Dictionary (Beta Version), 2000-2006 K Dictionaries Ltd.

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now its illegal to eat horsemeat
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Ive lost my reason and therefore I cannot rationalize any thought or subsequent action that I am having and taking
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Anonymous
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you know it and i know it that there is a spark between us and you want me to act on it and I want you to act on it but the reality is that the spark is not going to be ignited between us because it is way too intense and would hurt way too many people including ourselves although for a few moments we would be in bliss
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Anonymous
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letting other people live your life for you
-------------
Anonymous
-


He's not here right now,
He went looking for a reason
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.
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there's some strange shit going on and I am more than ever determined to find out what this is all about so step aside if your only going to be an obstacle in my pursuit to find the truth behind you and I. In the Sky today I saw a cloud formation of a cow's head and just as soon as I witnessed it I then watched it dissolve.......and hours later playing in my ear from the ambient frequency is a song called subdown by gaudi and tripswitch from the album Dissolving Clouds.......so who's kidding who here.......Harry Potter is the kewlist since baked bread.......no seriously though I am expected to give an answer to you once you respond to the frequency I'm on and trying to send you. So if seriousness is what I'm asking at the moment then that is what you will get and so what is going to hold this up is my endless nights of planning to ensure everything with you turns out alright and that we do our best to not become attached as we both always knew that my current relationship will have to be the last even though my heart and soul I passionately want to share with you. Won't you then write to me soon with the intent that you showed me recently everytime we met planned or not - see me.

My mind is working overtime and my eye is working where you are concerned so please spare me that even if you don't want to get hurt
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Anonymous
-


Im not so sure I am good for you _ I premeditate most of my life
-------------
Anonymous
-


I don't know = she never said
but I have an answer that works
for everything and it is "just
come clean"
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Anonymous
-


what was the question?
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Anonymous
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I love Paralized - Finger 11


I have done my part now its all up to you
if there is one wish I would like fulfilled
it is know at last who you are and why you
sought me out with your eyes and actions?

Should this wish be granted to me
and all goes well
then the next wish I would ask for
is for me to know you
and for you to know me
why is this important
because I think we both
know that there's a connection

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Tamara Catherine Chocolate
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spank the cat box
spank the cat box
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Anonymous
-


I live on the chunkier side of town
although years ago we lived on the
same street as slim shady and even
before that when I was small we
called the trailer outside our
home until it became the hour
when I was only 22 years old
for 59 minutes of time split-
ing and sharing a place between
blue eyes
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tcc
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my desires linger above you in the air and if you are receptive to them then soon I shall know that you care
Would I dare and so to you I ask the same for what you
say will definitely persuade what I have to say today.
Maybe it always has ever only been playing in my head
and that is why I can't get a staight answer right now
Man I wish no I need one so that I can leave him alone
or maybe it' the other way around since I didn't seek
no I know what went down and yes indeed I was sought.
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Tamara Catherine Chocolate
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strong vibrations sent from a distance after a summer vacation. Why should I or anyone try if in the end all that will be left for us to say is goodbye. There is still one problem with me yet and it is of the matter that I wanted you then and I desire you right here and now today tomorrow and the next day and the day after that and so on and so forth.
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Tamara Catherine Chocolate
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suite judy's blue eyes is how I roll...

being in tuned with something else other than what you ought to be in tuned with is not only taboo, but it is also considered to be not worth doing because you would always have to do it in a bat cave
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Tamara Catherine Chocolate
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I remain alittle cynical and that is only because you are still acting out of sorts from the regular character you normally play. Maybe it is the coco that done it for you and maybe it was the mayo they always caked on my chicken sandwich that done it for me but in the end I guess the trip was always destined to be this w ay
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Anonymous
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The time has come to end the life of this undescrible state of mind that everyone has come to despise. When it is all said and done this state will no longer be and what that means for you and me is freedom from ourselves and our MIND'S EYE.
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Tamara Catherine Chocolate
-


The nights are eternal
everyone's gone
it's empty, cold, and lonely
I can't take it
I can't take it anymore

I've nothing here
I'm nothing here
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Anonymous
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: : : : :
-------------
"SHOW US YOUR UNDER ARM HAIR
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hath thou a lesbian upon thy cat box christ?
the holy albino that I thirst

see in that line I'm writing about you
and in the other line I'm writing about someone else
or a combination of no one at all
or my old land lady who broke my DOD foot pedal during
an unauthorized damage to the effects pedal
during one of the daily columbo wanna be digs thru Your stuff exercises
as you recall in the interview I stated that
I try to combine the work to be about a gathering of super models that way i cant be sued but I won't get laid neither but its supposed to be about many
and since i don't know that many
or want to know any
the work that we reflect upon only has two lines
so it shall be my anti-poem
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Rat Acid
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"I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME,I THOUGHT YOU CARED"

I have given up on the ideal
of spanking Your Catbox
while You meow dirty to Me
because I put My dirty clothes
at the top of the stairs last week
and now the pile is only higher

I thought You loved Me
I thought You cared

I have given up
on the ideal of
looking into Your eyes
and putting hickeys on You
in thirty-seven different places
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:
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^..^Part II ~ Scene 2 ~ Paragraph 2
.*.


There was no way she was going to sit pretty especially when today was the day that the ants scatter around the house in order to hide from her aunt>>>>> >

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Anonymous
-


How can I hover when all I can be is anchored
and so the story goes that this was destined to fail
because despite being told I let the idea out of my head
-------------
Anonymous
-


what is right and what is ez
faster than the speed of light
I reached out into the mid air
in order to pull you in tight

-------------
Anonymous
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travis I love you
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Anonymous
-


who are you all the time
who are yo u
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Anonymous
-


travis...plz write me something ;)
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Anonymous
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Winner Winner Winner
Miss Forth Of July 2007
Cassie's friend Melissa
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:
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Winner Winner Winner
Miss Forth Of July
Cassie's friend Melissa
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:
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And Sweet Bertha done runned off
took my work boots
gived 'em to another man
took My sawzall to the pawn shop
and bought fertilizers
to cook My dinners with
again

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: : :
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And Sweet Bertha done runned off
took my work boots
gived 'em to another man
took My sawzall to the pawn shop
and bought fertilizers
to cook My dinners with

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: : :
-


12:37~12:35~050707
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Anonymous
-


m31k
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ro771ck
-


m756k
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ro566ck
-


101010-okeydokey
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Anonymous
-


not sure what this means but I don't think I can wait for eternity and if I have to ~ well guess what I am going to be extremely pissed off over the fact that I had been deprived of you for that long and how that is not fair
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Anonymous
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let's have an all night marathon...r u up for it?
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Anonymous
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Travis Ray Cole

Your name in and of itself is sexy
and then there is the way you arrange your words so that when they are read by others like myself they have a tendancy to make you want to fantasize about things that only happen on Springer...haha
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Anonymous
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ok don't be a fool
for you know it to be true
there is something between me and you
so just play the game as you have been
and I will continue to do the same
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Anonymous
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this experience that I am having cannot just be all about you. There has to be some type of give and take in order to this to work
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Anonymous
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yeah but not soon enough
-------------
Anonymous
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electricity, eels, jelly-fish, catfish, lightning, shock, intense, awesome, someday soon you and I will know what all of this means
-------------
Anonymous
-


Happy Birthday Double M
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Anonymous
-


desire= the end of me
-------------
Anonymous
-


meet me

take me there

the opening up keeps unfolding
perpetually enchanted
immensely satisfied
my core's core
thanks you
and begs you

stay

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Anonymous
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"For all I Know Your Someone I Avoid"

the gayest Mother Fucker on the planet
would want to do You

You haven't much to worry about
or the need to be
taking anyone into
so theres no doubt
what I been wondering and concertrating on
is that bank account
We can waive Your refrences
because I'm shure the Pussy's good
it's not like it has rust and grey hair on it
although someday it could

waiting and playing with the minds
is a game for fools
yeah its a lotta fun
but soon it will be You
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: :
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how can you possibly have it the realtionshit with
someone who won't tell you who they are?
what are You stupid?
-------------
Anonymous
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come on...just take a chance....what are you gay?
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Anonymous
-


right on
-------------
Anonymous
-


once again you have turned me down and so you know I do not like wearing this frown.....what'sup
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Anonymous
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not really sure what all of this means but just as I was going to spill it is when you split your pants
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Anonymous
-


You are here
but only when I get there
part angel, demon, incubus
the epitomy of fantasy
knowing

you exist for only me
-------------
Anonymous
-


steady as she goes

eryn 420 eryn 420
come in please
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Anonymous
-


blues
"the divorce will be really sad
if You've already taken the toaster to the pawn shoppe"

the divorce will be really sad
if You've already taken the toaster to the pawn shoppe
the divorce will be really sad
if You've already taken the toaster to the pawn shoppe
I got dibs on the can opener
it was given to Me by myself

sad divorce solo

the divorce will be really sad
if You've already traded the toaster for a rock
the divorce will be really sad
if You've already traded the toaster
and a blowjob for a rock
if Your leaving whos shhecks paying the rent and utility bills
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The World Reknown Cat Box Poet
-


"Sweet Bertha used to make Her own Cheese"

Sweet Bertha used to make Her own Cheese
it tasted like tomallies straight off the lunch truck
but She gived ya a bigger hunk than the government
for a buck and it almost never makes You sneeze
Sweet Bertha Sweet Bertha come on with Me
you can help with the spell-getti this time
Sweet Bertha used to make Her own cheese
Sweet Bertha used to make Her own Cheese
if You ain't had no luck
and don't mind eating something
that tastes like frog piss for lunch
Sweet Bertha used to make Her own Cheese
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Travis Ray Cole 2007
-


I am scared to death about the thoughts of being with you
I know that you would make a good lover as would I to you
I desperately want to know you from your inside to yr out
I can take you to a place where only excstacy does exist.
I will open up entirely for you o yes indeed I do believe
I love your soul and you cannot stop me from loosing control
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Anonymous
-


If you are going to remember nothing...please reconsider and do remember this, "you started fast not me and actually that is not my style so I only followed your lead because I was afraid that it would turn out like this"
-------------
Anonymous
-


Eight of Spades ~ how bout that
-------------
Anonymous
-


"Oh thats nothing!" Johnny F.N. Hollywood replied,
"The Boss brings Oprah to work every day at lunch hour
and She gives us all nice foot massa ges."
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:
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accidently weirded you out over the fact that I as an older woman find you attractive. The fact remains unknown as to whether or not I would have engaged in any kind of sex with you albeit rough or erotic. What is known however, is the fact that I noticed you noticing me and I not sure about you but I know with me that it was like I was in an exotic dream all that week thinking to myself would he tangle his tongue and other things with mine until it was excstacy that we would find? Realistically I know none of it is coming true so just so you know in the end my intent was never to weird you out but only to give a quick shout out to confirm what I thought I might have been dreaming of.
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Anonymous
-


here comes the bride .... hear my cr ies
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Anonymous
-


Wonder why and how so that can be and never end up getting your answer?

I have the will to win but yet the spirit of lose is winning the race because I currently cannot keep up to your pace even though I can look at your face and directly into your beautiful bedroom type eyes
-------------
Anonymous
-


are you prepared to dance your tongue
with mine digging deep down for our
souls creating eternal lasting excstacy

will you know what to do when it comes
time to slow down or will you lead us
through with your "turn me loose" sex act

Your eyes hold a resemblance to Egypt
that I have only seen once before which
was when I orgasmed through yoga as a
result of seeing your eyes in my own mind's eye
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Anonymous
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It's been 10 years
nothing's really changed
I've seen more summers than I've cared for, or wished on anyone
no regrets, only heavily delayed come-backs
chances shaved away and coasted through
and I'm none the better
for sacrificing my time

the music sounds better in my head
and mutilates the ugly
in my everyday

can you blame me
for wanting something
I'll never have?
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Anonymous
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You Sexy Devil You
poem by me
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Anonymous
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Its just as well for had I gone through with it I know I would be sincerely in love with you through your bedroom eyes.
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Anonymous
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staring from all sides there just wasn't a time where each other weren't at least wondering where the other was residing. Why I never is something to regret but you too could have changed the fact that we never really properly met
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Anonymous
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In this case harsh words actually means No Words at All. there are none to describe the way I feel after being able to stare at you like I did when we were away. I am not looking for seriousness even though that's what I protray. The aura I witnessed was one that was mature enough to withstand thirteen years of guilt for one night of hooking up
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Anonymous
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I want you I need you in that way and maybe someday that is what will bring us together so that I can ride your slide while you are so deep in me during our sleep
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Anonymous
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I want you I need you in that way and maybe someday that is what will bring us together so that I can ride your slide while you are so deep in me during our sleep
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Anonymous
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Look, its not just about you as this theme has been following me like a river would to a stream and it always seems to be a certain type with a charming gleam and I know that even you to are in my dreams
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Anonymous
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How dare me be so forward and so bold
to think it was alright to ignore
while paying attention to wanting more
to track you down just to say you sexy devil you
is in hindsight all I really was trying to say
when I inboxed you the other day
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Anonymous
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m163k
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ro583ck
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I need to know ......... WAS IT YOU OR NOT
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Anonymous
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The American Landscaper, I must say I really enjoyed "There s a real market for Lesbian Rock." Very entertaining!
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Jane
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May God have mercy on me
It's very sad, but true
I think I'll skip Heaven
Just to get away from You
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Jane
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nonono...its pesos now...im surprised you didn't know that...duh...
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Anonymous
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well then find rosie for me
and i'll give ya a dollar american
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Anonymous
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100607

As I type this you should know that cuba is the current country that I reside in...yah baby!!
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Anonymous
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"Your Momma Is A Dirty Nasty Whore"

Your Momma is a dirty nasty whore
I've seen Her on the streets before
it hurt My eyes
I almost ripped them out
thats no lie
Your Momma is a dirty nasty whore
I seen Her with Her caseworker out back
think they was smoking crack
I seen Her on the "L" passed out in the floor
cat box hanging out in the aisle
in front of the door
Your Momma is a dirty nasty whore
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EL CATSBURGER LOCO
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"Cross Threaded Is My Lesbian"

Cross threaded is My Lesbian
cross threaded She'd be
cross threaded is My Lesbian
She looks cross threaded to Me


Cross threaded is My Lesbian
cross threaded She'd be
cross threaded is My Lesbian
She looks cross threaded to Me
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The 7th Lord of the Catbox{ DOCTOR CATSBURGER:}
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the hecklers hath sayeth "I love the way
Travis plays but I don't know about his lyric content."



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:
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your 7th word is the problem


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Anonymous
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|^^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|Truck full of Mexicans| '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______====|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@)
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Anonymous
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we are like water and oil fighting for a spot in the soil. As part of why I was chosen to be water, I coil around every bit of dirt that I can find to claim as mine. Isn't that what we do when we face off with another over material and natural resources, is that we fight for what we believe is our piece(s) of the pie? Even though in our hearts we know that this belief and its actions are in direct conflict or contrast to what we have always and will always know to be true about the sky.
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Anonymous
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"I Love You Baby, But You Gotta Have That Wart Removed"

I love You baby
but You gotta have that wart removed
I love You baby
but You gotta have that wart removed
If I gotta look at everyday
or at least every check day
its gotta go
but the rest of You can stay
I love You Baby
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Shoeshine just a pawn in the cross threaded lesbian mafia union
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"What's with the no Bunny Ears?"

I just don't understand it
You won the right to wear the bunny ears
yet You still do not wear the bunny ears
You are entitled to wear the bunny tail
yet You do not wear the bunny tail
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The Cat Box Poet
-


I'm still waiting for Oprah to get here and give me that full body massage with a happy ending
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Shitshine
-


I'd dislocate my jaw for you
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Anonymous
-


In my next life
I'd like to come back as
your palms
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Anonymous
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The Welfare Whores from the trailer next door
boiled water wrong
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Anonymous
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Johnny F.N. Hollywoods was taking the Welfare Whores from the trailer next door and thier Welfare Case Worker shopping at the mall for three hours dining at the food court in the middle of the day to avoid the Lunch Time problems at home,and He paid for it all by selling cocaine for the cops until He made half of the trailer into a Meth Lab.
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Shoe Shine
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"Nasty Stinking Bag Lady"

Johnny F.N.Hollywoods was golfing off the boat in the yard next to the trailer When Sweet Bertha pulled up for Her lunch break bitch session."I wish that Bitch would just stay at work for lunch,I'm playing golf with the Welfare Whores Welfare Case Worker" Johnny F.N. Hollywoods cried.
"Get down here,I'm gonna piss test You" Sweet Bertha shouted.
"No" Johnny F.N. Hollywoods says.
"Yes" Sweet Bertha says as She shoots two holes in the side of the boat releasing the nasty stench of the feline urine gasses where the cats was living in the boat for the ice storms after the Leader of the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union was cited for feeding every cat for miles around to impress the second lieutient Desiel Dyke and the Sarget of Arms in the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union.
So on Valentines day I mean garbage day,
Johnny F.N. Hollywoods was making sure all the water lines going to Sweet Bertha's bidet in the foyer of Her trailer was cold water.
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The World Reknown Cat Box Ghost Writing Poet
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Johnny F.N. Hollywoods was Fucking glad the Welfare Whores lived in the trailer next door so He could slide over there like the snake He was when Sweet Bertha was working and slaving the day away it even went so far as Johnny F.N. Hollywoods taking tea with the Welfare Whores Welfare Case Worker and when the Case Worker Mickey Finned the Lazy Fuck Her and the Welfare Whores rolled Him and stole His identity so that the Welfare Whores Welfare Case Worker could get another shheck in Johnny F.N. Hollywoods name. When He woke up He was feeling kinda sick so He drank down a pint of blackberry brandy and made lust with His dog creating a new breed,and a new type of dookie where the ph balance became inhanced at a level of eleven Cat Boxes
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Shoe Shine
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"Rest and Relaxation and A Little Bit Of Cop Sucking Too!"

Johnny F.N. Hollywoods Vacation was going well,well except for the part where Buttercups was always coming home for lunch complaining about Him not having a job almost to the point that He would think about getting a yob but right now He was waiting for the girls He ordered from the Escort service to get there and prepaid the bill with Sweet Bertha's card because He already drank up the Offical like welfare recieptant check He had planned to order them with but soon as they got there Sweet Bertha had them Ho's out in front of the trailer wearing sunbreros and picking weeds like they was onions anyways.
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El Doctor Catsburger
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"Sweet Bertha's Lunch Break"

Sweet Bertha took the corners
upwards of twenty five miles an hour
Her air conditioned tractor was almost on three wheels
She was angered and Her condition was esculating
Meanwhile back on the couch Johnny F.N. Hollywoods was just finishing up all of Sweet Bertha's box of donuts for Her and trying to find out what time the soaps came on.
Just then Sweeet Bertha hit the short bus She rode to school on,back in the day that was parked against the back door of the trailer.You all know the short bus they was using as a den,She hit it and it rolled down the hill into the river ripping out the cable as it went,Right about that time a big ass gator slides out from under the trailer and Sweet Bertha rips it apart with Her bare hands and kicks in the front door of the trailer again and Hollers "You no good bum, Get a Job".

Then Sweet Bertha tazzered Johnny F.N. Hollywoods
stole His work boots and cheated on Him with the Preacher again but the good news is He watched "all My Children","General Hospital","Oprah","The View" and "the Lesbian Channel" all day...at the shelter,then right before the job service closed He walked twelve steps into the door puked in the floor,fell down in it and passed out and pissed His pants.
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The World Reknown Cat Box Poet Travis Ray Cole2007
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"The Shitternet Babysitters Cat Box Is Looking Good"

The Shitternet Babysitters Cat Box
it be looking good
the Shitternet Babysitters Cat Box Baby
is purrfect
and it should and it could
be looking good
to much
The Shitternet Babysitters Cat Box
is the real thing
The Shitternet Babysitter knows I like it to bang
on that bling hole
bang on that bling hole
bang on that bling hole
bang on that bling hole
whoaa yeah
the Shitternet Babysitters Cat Box
might need it the plumbing someday
the shitternet babysitters cat box
might need it the plumbing someday
who gives a censorfuck
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SHOESHINE
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"The Shitternet Babysitters An Amazon Bitch"

The Shitternet Babysitter
is an Amazon looking bitch
She used to play for the Lakers
even makes My feet itch
takes a thousand dollars at Dennys
just to wet Her appetite
takes to stalking around with a lumberjack lady type
The Shitternet Babysitter
is an Amazon looking bitch
not only could She pull a plow
its Your ass She could whip
whip it good
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Show to the Shine
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"The Shitternet Babysitters Caboose Was A Double Wide"

The Shitternet Babysitters cabboose was a double wide
right before I made Her "fat"


The Shitternet Babysitters cabboose was a double wide
right before I made Her "fat"
the way I always do do doo doo doo doo do

it was bigger than Sweet Bertha's trailer
You had to license it in three states too

The Shitternet Babysitters Boo tah
was big as it is round

The Shitternet Babysitter's doublewide cabboose
also ryhymes with moose
howl,howl
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Shoeshine (Taco Bells third from worst landscaper}
-


"The Shitternet Babysitters Hooters
were worth a hoot"

Who who

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yes'em
-


I could lick your random
forever seventeen
hail to it and
all the coffeemakers of the universe
unite in this one, final, last ploy to capture
your sarcasm in a saucer
bite the bit

your eyes are

french grey and a teaspoon of lint

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Eve
-


Raw Uncut Landscaper Poetry
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New Uncensored
-


"Blues For No Reason"

I got the blues for no reason
because Your no reason
no inspiration
nothing to me
I got the blues for no reason
it don't matter
Your not the answer
it don't mean anything
I got the blues for no reason
to think of You
playing the part
was not reasoning
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Travis Ray Cole2007
-


"An Ode To My Stalker and Her Third Ass"
Shes a fucking cow
car pool
car pool
shes a fucking cow
car pool
car pool
save money on gas
car pool
car pool
is that Her third or fourth ass
Shes a fucking cow
Shes a fucking sow
car pool
car pool
Were going the same place anyway
to court over the restraining orde r
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I don't want You holdin' that agin Me
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The bleach blond ghost of Anne Frank looked out of the wall in the attic thru the hole in the siding.
She could see it all.
Johnny F.N. Hollywood didn't care.
He was cheating on the Bleach Blonde Ghost of Anne Frank with the brand newest Bertha readily avaliable tonight the brand newest Bertha readily available was none other than the government issue microchipped crack whore whose GPS was starting to go.
After one beer He had Her bar code number memorized and was wanting to walk the dog as it were,Just as He's hailing a cab the double wide cabbosed stalker rounded the corner and He had previously made the secret vow to put some miles in on foot to wear down some of that great big ass cupcake has sportin'

"I'm a Censor Fucking Rock Star!" Whats Censor Fuckers gonna think when they see Miss Piggy,this censor fucking hippo and a censor fucking whale walk into the bar following Me snacking on Lard sandwiches We got free from welfare.I can't have it.I'm sorry You Biotches gained weight and like with all My wives I'm shure that it was My fault Your ass is two cat boxes wide,but We have to go our seperate ways.
It isn't Me it's You.I like 'em stupid.stupid you can sometimes cure ugly You can't,And You can take that to the Censor Fucking bank.
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The Artist Formally known as the Cat Box Poet
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"Thou Landscaper Hath Cometh"

My Landscaper My Landscaper
Your dirt is poetry
remember when the
the Lesbian did sin
but what does that have to do with working
and work songs
Thy Landscaper
thou Land Scaper
The American Landscaper
born upon thy Lunch Truck
resume including a short bio
My Indian Name is Two Trucks
Thy Landscaper
The American Landscaper
Hath Thou Fucked Up?
Oh never mind that
wanna take a bath
is where I get off
"Dig a Hole and get Me some money"
She whispers to everyone except Me
presently direct ly
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The Artist Formly Known As The Albino Sniffer
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Seven Bertha Niner Five Niner
-------------
"OVER"
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i want you to facebook me
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Anonymous
-


"The Dr. Doctor Doesn't Love Me Blues in the key of A"

Dr. Doctor doesn't lunch Me
Dr. Doctor doesn't care
if She did I'd be cured
that is if it was Her love I shared
My brain does nothing
My heart won't beat
unless its for Dr. Doctor
bill Me later please

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The Artist formally known as the Cat Box Poet
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Theres a real market for Lesbian Rock

Theres a real market for Lesbian Rock
you got "a minor" and You play it a lot
then You play "D"
like You can't stop
then You add Your pinky
and suspend it
then You sing it
from Your sewn up cat box
theres a real market out there
somewhere
where the lumberjack lady drinks
and brags and drinks
about when she played for green bay
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American Landscaper,The
-


"Ms. Divine Is A Goddess"

Ms. Divine is a Goddess
I pray to Her every night
I wish I was a tree
I'll tell You that alright


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Seizure7th Chords
-


"My Landscapers Are Coming"

My Landscapers are coming
clean up this Fucking mess
My Landscapers are coming
I want it to look its best
My Landscapers are coming
My Landscapers are better than You
I just fed them
its Your turn to buy them clothes and shoes
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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
-


"I'll Call My Landscaper On You"

I'll call My landscaper
I'll call My landscaper
I'll call My Landscaper on You


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The Ghost Writer
-


I shoulda quit You
seven cross threaded lesbians ago
I coulda quit you
eleven cross threaded lesbians ago
I don't need to hear your bitchin'
it's time to let it go
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Shoeshine
-


My money hands itching
the boss is on his way
He's been out on the boat with Sweet Bertha
gambled everything away
then they went looking for cans
while We worked like three slaves
the lunch truck ain't coming
You promised Me beans yesterday
the Boss has been at Walmarts
looking for wild trailer park women
that gets so much welfare
that thier case workworker
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Anonymous
-


You wanna go have ten kids in four y ears?
-------------
The American Landscaper
-


You wanna go drinkin'?
-------------
The American Landscaper
-


You wanna go fuck in the parking lot ?
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The American Landscaper
-


Acne has an odor and floats on water
-------------
News Flash
-


I wanted to write Your name in the clouds
but I don't know what it is
-------------
The Ghost Writer
-


gina gina gi-na
gina gina gi-na
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Anonymous
-


"Dr. Doctor, I love You so"

I tried to cure what I thought was love
there was something wrong
oh no
I tried to deal with it
it had to go
I thought I'd be better off alone
but Dr. Doctor is the answer
Dr. Doctor is the answer
in My heart
I'm telling ya so

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Travis Ray Cole
-


Anastasia with an "S"

Anastasia with an "S"
I have to say you are the best
come on run with Me
until theres nowhere
we haven't seen
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Travis Ray Cole
-


"Oh Ms. Divine"

Oh Ms. Divine
would You be mine
for a while
or till the end of time
You look so fine
so very fine

in My dreams
your all there is
it seems
in my mind
its not a lie

Oh Ms. Divine
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Travis Ray Cole
-


it will be so much fun when we can interact together
it will be a blast
we can both dry our faces off in the morning on the same green towel with the cat hair on it
to start the day right
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Anonymous
-


now that were soulmates
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Anonymous
-


who really cares
its your mind game
play it the way you want
but then thats what you reap
the cards you throw down
how many more times
do you need it explained to you
do you need it in brail?
who are you should be you and yours song
save the world
why most of the world hates us anyway
last month you wanted your space
now you want valentines to no one
no one
who is no one
who cares any more
i get along with me
i dont play mind fuck with me
i know who i am
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Anonymous
-


what does it take to interact with something outside of yourself? Should I be kind or is it okay that sometimes I let my own unkind feelings dominate so that other things are squashed and lost in their process to be heard? When should interaction be about me as an individual or why should it be about me which is also an excellent question to be asked and a nswered
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Anonymous
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what do I have to do and what do you have to do in order for peace and harmony to prevail...maybe each one of us ... yes that means you and me too, has to be always aware of their surroundings and how we are affecting ourselves and other people with what we continue to spue out
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Anonymous
-


I feel connected to humanity and I want to make this earth a better place to live ... please tell me from human to human how can I make this hap pen
-------------
Anonymous
-


I want to spue spue and spue as I am so sick that I cannot think and sometimes I cannot do
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Anonymous
-


gonna milk linda
get some strawberry cheese
gonna milk linda
all I want
you'll see
gonna milk linda
get some strawberry cheese
freeze it and make it into yogurt
feed it to the animals
every single monday tuesday friday and then again on the following sunday
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Shoeshine
-


"Are You Gonna Meow On This Date"

Are You gonna Meow on this date
You will never leave My brain
are You gonna mew
may I make sweet love to You
while You meow
while You meow
while You mew
I'll marry you twiced if You do
are You gonna meow on this date
looks like we are on this page
at least in my brain
are You gonna mew
are You gonna meow
baptise Me in your drool
I'm gonna take You to walmart for four hours
on our very next date
but are You gonna meow on this date
the one that only happens in My brain
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Rat Acid this is dedicated to your fat cousin ester
-


classic rat acid
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Rat Acid
-


"If This Is Cheating,Well Then Yeah!"

I have to barracade the door when I go sleepy night nights so that the nasty welfare whores won't climb in bed with me and steal my money that I woke up at noon and walked to the welfare office barefoot ten miles up hill both ways on the broken shards of ice and have to sit there for hours with your nasty looking momma and her lice infestations and count the dudes she goes into the outhouse with while Your case worker takes the mandatory three hour lunch brea k
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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
-


exploylitigatcion and the landscapci on
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one two three four
-


"Tanya used to be My favorite bunny hop"

Tanya used to be My favorite bunny hop
but not no more
ever since I seen You hopping
bunny hopping Scottish Girl
I knew it should be You to wear the bunny ears
I'll play My redition of a Ventures solo for You
if You do
Tanya used to be My favorite bunny hop
that night I seen Her
I knew My brain would need a cure
then I seen You bunny hopping
and I knew right then You were the answer
and I love Your bunny tail even more
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one and one is one sultry expolitation
-


oh rosie
oh girl
oh rosie
oh girl
steal away now
steal away
-------------
the led zeppelins
-


why can't we all just believe in god
even though the sky is black and in
space hubble has captured its ey e
-------------
Anonymous
-


they are arresting him for his no good behaviour which was caused by his down right disgusting thoughts
-------------
Anonymous
-


make it and take it and shake it and bake it and then you can either smoke it or eat it
-------------
Anonymous
-


the only true way for me to deal with this is to use my intellect and give you some english wit and lit
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Anonymous
-


reasons and seasons played an important role with what just took place
I grew from the dirt leaves ground and trees into a human being who then grew finger prints that will always keep track of me and tell on me should I get out of line or cover my fa ce
-------------
Anonymous
-


don't think of me and everything will be alright and hey even if you can't do that just know that I have protection potion that will keep you from getting in
-------------
Anonymous
-


help me understand that love has no shamed hands when all you did last night was cheat
-------------
Anonymous
-


what features do you have that make you not like me
because lately I have been overwhelmed with the thought that every single moment you were thinking of me and as a result I was not free to be what my eyes can see from living the life of a flee
-------------
Anonymous
-


I wish I could make you understand that the words that I spue are not for spreading anything but love in the end....pay attention to the 1960's philosphies and remember to try and move closer to what they as a unified people were striving for
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Anonymous
-


you would feel the initial blow to the head before you were dead
-------------
Anonymous
-


my knee aches for relief and it is only when I move it that I get it
so now what with what you have brought forth in conjuction with what you know is not what we would like to hea r
-------------
Anonymous
-


I belong here just as much as any other human
and that fact is something you cannot change
puke covers the night as bars are loud and stuffed with people
people change slowly and fast and some for the good and others for reasons that have no good in them
I do not understand why people should hold on when
in the beginning there is always an end of happ iness
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Anonymous
-


you can push my words around and even down but that will not make them go away because they stay always

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Anonymous
-


there is a darkness around us that is eating up humanity to the point where all that will be left
is not what we can withstand as human beings
therefore this darkness will hurt us and we will be
left to defend humanity whose only goal is to wipe out all that is good and replace it with evil
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Anonymous
-


Why does anyone live who is not inspired by life no matter how bad it gets
where does the sun go after it sets in the west
how does love continue to flourish in times of nothing
who does not understand the principles of humanity
what is the meaning of life
when long before death do we get to figure it out
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Anonymous
-


correction to inhale

senseless is everything that happens around me lately
I have really been affected by this tragedy and I hope
I can and that they can recover from what has happened
I mean no disrespect for the fact that I cannot find
words to express to them during a time where words are needed more then silence; but then again maybe silence
is what's required and that is why words are not found
Godspeed to every human being who inhales breaths
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Anonymous
-


senseless is everything that happens around me lately
I have really been affected by this tragedy and I hope
I can and that they can recover from what has happened
I mean no disrespect for the fact that I cannot find
words to express to them during a time where words are needed more then silence; but then again maybe silence
is what's required and that is why words are not found
Godspeed to every human being who inhale bre aths
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Anonymous
-


knowing I'm into buck tooth bitches
she showed up with one
just to rub my nose in it
-------------
Anonymous
-


"The River"

Yes You did
no I didn't
Yes You did I feel it running out of me
no I didn't
yes You did
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the artist formally known as shoeshine
-


no matter who you love they love someone else
-------------
the end
-


Like a knight in shining armour
I am here to save the dancing girl
only a bit to late
-------------
not you
-


The Goddess Of The Registered Trademark Dairy Queen"

Her high cheek bones
and psycho dye job
made my eyes water
as I tried to catch a glance
or write a line on the spot
that would put me inside the plate
until the calander ran out of days
My brain on zoom
to our feet the disgruntled fans
unnoticed
the world in park
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Shoeshine
-


your bend was symbolic of a bull pushing
and it must of worked as I am ten feet
backwards from where I need to be

no one will ever replace his face
I loved him then and I love him now
always and forever he resides in my heart


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Anonymous
-


11:11, 11:33, 11:44

you are what you do
you are what you think
you are what you eat
I want you like no other
but I know that is not possible
and still I want you like no other
I took nothing away from the other day
and have since exhaled you in order to
inhale what truly belongs to me
-------------
Anonymous
-


your soul is no longer yours as I have vandalized it to the point of no return
-------------
Anonymous
-


Welcome to The Real Blues

-------------
`
-


So how are You and My soul getting a long?
-------------
Anonymous
-


What could be hotter than corny straight outta the seventies Russian bitches?

Horny straight outta the seventies russian bitches.

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+
-


Alright since Your such a hottie I'll tell ya,
but I'm only gonna tell ya once.
You want new comedy?
Live around the most craziest stupid goofy mental patients you can find.
-------------
Anonymous
-


28 years of hating the BeeGees and they finally done something worth whi le
-------------
Anonymous
-


the pain you have
-------------
Anonymous
-


"I'm not filming nothing without Bunny Ears,
I have My standards"
Travis Ray Cole
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: :
-


I require your desire so I will pursue you until I acquire what I admire which is the fire of your higher passion wire
-------------
Anonymous
-


someday I hope I won't feel this way
and that you are free of me
-------------
Anonymous
-


"Sex And Tobacco"

Oil Spills
Contaminated Water
Lab Sample analysis
Damaged Animals
Additional Dumped Waste Products
In The Hot Morning Sand
Travis Cole
Travis Cole
Travis Cole
Travis Cole
Travis C ole
-------------
remember when I said shave yer heads fer brittney now this fucking tard goes and did it
-


im am grieving you so that is why you feel me and think of me sometimes
-------------
Anonymous
-


clean renewable energy


you are the whisper
which tickles my back
are you as in sync
as I am with everything
what signs will reveal
so that I may know for
certain that real it
is and afraid I
should be that they
want me to love
them like they love me













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Anonymous
-



'style all the while being wild'

bray was like badminton but only
at night and in several pools
cops whiz by while wild and I
rolled out from under the cars
bicycles are not as fast as we think
but years later there was jane and
she said to the finch singing on her deck
there was them four over three tatooed
in the head of the one who was taken
by someone who never until now understood
that one plus the other was itself after
itself plus itself plus itself plus itself was
complet e
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Anonymous
-


I am so discouraged with what I feel hear and see that no matter what is said to me I am always knowing that genuine change is no where near what we need in order to survive Oh my I need to slow down from the anxiety .......
-------------
Anonymous
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I am so discouraged with what I feel hear and see that no matter what is said to me I am always knowing that genuine change is no where near what we need in order to survive Oh my I need to slow down from the anxiety .......
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Anonymous
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lets just change and get it the f#$@k over with
or at least lets just get it out in the open
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Anonymous
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fuck the dolphins
fuck the world
save nothing
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Anonymous
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Fuck the World
Save the Dolphins
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Tuna Sniffer
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me ow
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Anonymous
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"I would like to clean the crack whore"

I would like to clean the crack whore
I would like to clean the crack whore
I would like to clean the crack whore
I just don't want the crack whore sores
no no no
I dn't
I would like to clean the crack whore
I would like to clean the crack whore
I would like to clean the crack whore
or honey moon with Her stunt double
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The artist formally known as shoeshine
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I am tricking You into gaining weight
because I know it is wrong
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Anonymous
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but this original do it yourself no sell out.No compromise to the art or non-art direction is still something they bought and sold You with its still a hand me down script that they have secretly programmed You with so whats the differance
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anyway
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or do you really mean that I am in Your soul now?
initally thats what My primary goal was
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Anonymous
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good luck I cant even control My soul,but You are welcome to it.
Only You though.

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a mind for a mind
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earth, air, wind, and fire and global warming
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Anonymous
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Right Time

I want to make you mine even though I know its not right
I can't quit your images; they are with me all the time
I keep gaining weight hoping that this will wrong the right
every moment of my day is occupied from watching your time
I listen to the power of love, all we are, enigma, peter gabriel's passion, ravi shankar, delerious, lips of an angel, and still I can't get no r elief

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Anonymous
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Right Time

I want to make you mine even though I know its not right
I can't quit your images; they are with me all the time
I keep gaining weight hoping that this will wrong the right
every moment of my day is occupied from watching your time
I listen to the power of love, all we are, enigma, peter gabriel's passion, ravi shankar, delerious, lips of an angel, and still I can't get no r elief

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Anonymous
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you had better be careful because I am drifting into your soul and should I succeed, there will only be one person controlling your soul and yes it will be me
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Anonymous
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"What We have Here Is A Failure To Copulate"

What we have here
failure
failure
What
failure
failure
what We have here
Houston
what we have here
problem
copulate copulate copulate copulate
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Cole Travis R.
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"The Nasty Welfare Whores Cooking"

The Nasty Welfare Whore burnt the toast then smeared the generic brand peanut butter on it and told Johnny F.N. Hollywoods, "Eat the censor shit because thats how Elvis liked it."
"Yeah,but I bet He didn't buy it with no link card,did He?" Johnny F.N. Hollywoods asked.Three hours later She made Him some crunchy Raimen Noodles that He ate out of a rusted Volkswagon hubcap.
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Cole Travis R.
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"Abandament's!Thats what thats called,abandaments" Johnny F.N. Hollywoods Attorney spoke as She approched the bench.
"Jurior number eight should have been disqualified for holding it agin Street Bertha,shoulda never tried." Street Bertha's Momma's Welfare Caseworker said in between gulps of the super sized soy bean burger with enough salad dressing on it to last the winter.

Johnny F.N.Hollywoods just sat there holding a water melon under one arm and Street Bertha's Momma's Welfare Case Workers purse under the other arm with a smile on His face bigger than Miss Roxies triple loader caboose.

Johnny F.N. Hollywoods award winning landscaper laughed and said,"Se His casewerker has Yonny on the leash." And She did too, it was a five foot coiled plastic leash She got at pet world for eight bucks.
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Cole Travis R.
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oh mill pond where art thou mill pond I miss you
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Anonymous
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I am in no hurry even if differently of me you do think and the time is of no concern to me because in the end I know what I was fighting for and I was clear of my original instructions---which is more than anyone could ever say about you. there is no way you were going to make me stay there especially when you were going to be no where to be found.
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Anonymous
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"Fuck Street Chorus"
pre-chorus
Fuck Street
gonna take You now
Fuck Street
bring Your Sister
don't have a cow
Fuck Street
its only You that I want
Fuck Street
because Your so fucking hot


Fuck Street
take You to Fuck Street
Fuck Street
take You to Fuck Street
take You to Fuck Street now
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Mr. Fuck Street
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"I wanna take You to fuck street"

I wanna take You to Fuck Street
come along with Me
I wanna take You to Fuck Street
what does meter mean
I wanna take You to Fuck Street
You gotta believe
I wanna take You to Fuck Street
now and in a hundred years,You'll see
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Shoeshine
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"More Of That Move It On Up"

Sweet Bertha had done throwed Johnny F.N. Hollywoods out in the middle of the night and He became homeless,
So He found Him a new Sweet Bertha living under the side walk on Madison avenue and already She had Her own card board boxes and three wheeled shopping cart collection. All of Johnny F.N. Hollywoods considered Him a gold digger because of this until the city tore up the street and they lost thier happy home and had to go live in the homeless camp next to the train yard
with the peasants until they moved on up to live under wacker drive in a dumpster.
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Travis Rat Cole 2007
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Johnny F.N. Hollywoods or "luka" {as the people down at the shelter called Him},was worrying so much about the saftey of his pets and livestock while He was staying at the shelter for the abused peoples that His mental disorders esculauted to the point where He became eligible for a "Nut Check" and Sweet Bertha's abuse was the reason He was going to become a first of the month reciepitant.No more going down to welfares to find the kids a new Mom early Monday morning,they would now come to Him. It was truely time to celebrate and although Johnny F.N. Hollywoods was drinking forties in the alley with the Winnibago's and already found Him a nice alley squall in a matter of seconds His mind was somewhere else He was worried sick that Sweet Bertha was going to mistreat the goats the chickens and His cat box experiments so He asked all the street people He was drinking in the alley with to pray with Him and at first they laughed at Him and kept drinking but when His alley Squall got to cussing them they saw that Johnny F.N. Hollywoods might not buy another forty ouncer and everyone joined in a minute of silience to reflect on Johnny F.N.Hollywoods
expected loss of pets or livestock if Sweet Bertha got that me an.
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Travis Ray Cole2007
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"I love You now I don't"

I love You
now I don't

I love You
now I don't

I love You
now I don't

I love You
now I don't
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The tardass formally known as Shoeshine
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style means everything to me
I am most happy when im stylyn
why oh why this you cannot see
just let me be me and free
of all your thoughts you think
when it comes to lusting m e

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Anonymous
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Can't get close to you and never could
no I would not because its not my style
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Anonymous
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I want to know why the shit in the sky exists
I do not want to know more about you him and I
I need to learn how to shorten my lists
and when not to take a turn
although right now it is you who I yearn

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Anonymous
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When Johnny F. N. Hollywoods thought about Miss Piggy His attention span jumped back and forth like Sweet Bertha do when She commences to snake handling down at the church on Sunday Morn' when She dances around the boiling vat of strictnine hollering,speaking in pig latin and carrying on.

"You ain't even checked Miss Piggy's teeth yet had Ya Son?" Asked Johnny F.N. Hollywoods Welfare Case Worker afraid this here fixer upper was better left alone.

"Naw, but Her Cat Box has expired" Johnny F.N. Hollywoods told Her hoping to get a medical card done up in silver and gold colored paper
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Written By Rat Acid 2007
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"Cat Box Welfare"

Something free in the cat box
something free for You and Me
something free in the cat box
but it all turns to shit
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Eleven cat box bertha over
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"Racheal Is A Lipstick Lesbian"

Racheal is a lipstick lesbian
thats not the worst kind You see
Racheal is a lipstick lesbian
thats good enough for Me
I wanna count Your freckles
see how many there is
I think Your fucking beautiful
and Your not that much of a ditz
Racheal is a lipstick lesbian
I just couldn't care less
Racheal is a lipstick lesbian
She turns My brain into a mess
I will burn the bible for You


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The tArdist formally known as cat box sniffer
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"Doctor Catsburger"

Sweet Bertha busted the glass of milk from cloned animals against the wall and shot three holes in the
fish tank and told the dirty non-union landscapers to clean it up.


written by

Rat Acid
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Anonymous
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Johnny F.N. Hollywoods bought the secret vintage Chinese plans to make all the dirty Mesikins in the yard work,thinking this would make Sweet Bertha Landscaper happy and He could commence to breedin' tonite.

The Leader of the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union ran around them as if She was a Sheep dog trying to herd them into working faster."Rapido, Rapido" She gave holla.

The new Director wanted Johnny F.N. Hollywoods to tend to the fields since the last Director and sometimes Manager,"The only one legged Hooker on Cicero Ave." was busy filming Her own story in a seperate herd
to celebrate the Sixth day of the Seventh Whore of the Cat Box.

Written By
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Rat Acid
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"Take the wash down to the river and beat it clean with a rock and hang it in the tree proper like a dagone hill billy"

Johnny F.N. Hollywoods looked the generic steel storage container Barbies over and said "I don't think so"
The only one legged Hooker on Cicero put Her arm around Johnny F.N. Hollywoods and pulled Him aside saying "Now look here Mr. Hollywoods, You selected these here generic steel storage container Barbies Yourself because the generic crack whore Barbies from Your Country all have Microchips in them and if You don't accept delivery of these steel storage container barbies You will piss off the Leader of the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union,come on they clean up nice and with some vitamins and antibiotics You'll have them back to what they looked like in the photos You hand picked them from, it's not bait and switch they have just been in the steel storage container the entire boat ride now why don't You play them sluts some of that "Louie Louie" and domesticate them proper? If nothing else You can pay Your rent on what Nocasha selling Vicodin thru the spam."

Johnny F.N. Hollywoods looked at the only one legged Hooker on Cicero puzzled and scratched His head.


Written By
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Rat Acid
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"The Only One Legged Hooker On Cicero Avenue Shure Could Burn Chicken On The Grill"

The only one legged hooker on Cicero Avenue
shure could burn chicken on the grill
I seen Her pimpin' some little generic barbie
I believe She's taken Me outta Her will
remember the time She got stuck in the drive up
window at taco ball for forty five minutes
because there wasn't enough sour cream on it
The only one legged hooker on Cicero avenue
went to the thirft store with five dollars one day
She came outta there with Cat Box Scurvy,Side Saddle sores and twenty six dollars and some change
the only one legged Hooker on Cicero avenue
was standing at a legitimate bus stop
when the cops had broke Her knee
and the hospital cut it off


Written By

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Rat Acid
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All New
"The Only One Legged Hooker On Cicero Avenue"

The only one legged Hooker on Cicero Avenue
works for a burritto a day
it was thirty five dollars to take Her to Denny's
Her Cousin helped Me get laid
the only one legged Hooker on Cicero
its not the same nothings changed
the only one legged Hooker on Cicero
pawned all the jewerly She gave me
when I gave it all back in a fit of rage
The only one legged Hooker on Cicero Avenue
joined some crazy lesbian cult
ended up looking like the three breasted budda
time somehow catches up

Written by
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Rat Acid
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"She Wore Her Badge On The Inside"

She wore Her badge on the inside
the inside of Her heart
She wore Her badge on the inside
inside Her brain was donut farts
paperwork

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Rat Acid
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"Crack Whore Sundae"

The milk of the cloned crack whore was just as tasty as the milk of the original magic crack whore but the imitation stunt double crack whores milk was even sweeter than the crack whore sundae whether it began on Sunday or Monday.



written by
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Rat Acid
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"Doctor Catsburger"

Sweet Bertha busted the glass of milk from cloned animals against the wall and shot three holes in the
fish tank and told the dirty non-union landscapers to clean it up.


written by
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Rat Acid
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"And If Elected"

Tearing down the whorehouse gonna plant a tree
gonna marry me
a monkey
gonna get churched up
howl howl
gonna spend all my time
down at welfares
If I'm elected
You can count on me
to end Your censor mind disease
and if elected
do You think
You could not be a pillar of the community
on Your knees
Written By
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Rat Acid
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"Our Groupies Have Thier Own Security"
by
Rat Acid

Sweet Bertha stood up next to a whole mess of hog jowls and slopped 'em in possum sauce and throwed in some chitlin's

wrapped thems in a sour dough then burnt them on the engine of Her exercise machine whilst Seizure 7th Chords would honeymoon with anything that purred.
You can't say thats a lie
blondes dont go outta season

the whorecops white hair shown in the artifical lighting of the mother fucking project
her pork belly unpierce d
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the scent of the dried up bar rag in the distance
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valerie reissue
bait and switch
bait and switch
slavery trafficking
control freedom
microchip in my
microchip in my
microchip in my
valerie reissue
bait and switch
bait and switch
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You wrote this one
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Catbox dot cop
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Anonymous
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I'm Tired Of Asking You And Your Sister To Marry Me"

I'm tired of asking You and Your Sister to marry me
all You say is no
I'm tired of asking You and Your Sister to marry me
You never wash My clothes
I'm tired of asking
I don't like the answer s


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The Cat Box Poet
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They Gived You Enough Food Stamps To Eat All Month"

They gived You enough Food Stamps to eat all month
if Your good at catching ground hogs
and possums and skunks
they gived You enough food stamps to eat all month
if You eat at the soup kitchen twice a day every day of the month
They gived You enough food stamps to eat for a week
You better get a job by then or steal something
and then the tax payers will have to clothe and house and almost feed you the entire month.
suck My snot
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Travis Ray Cole
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"Shut The Mother Censorfuck Up"

Shut the mother censorfuck up
haven't You said enough
listen to you yap
talking all Your crap
shut the mother censorfuck up

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Just a pawn in the cult of Bertha
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The Nasty Crack Whore Looked At Me And Called Me A Donut"

The nasty crack whore looked at Me
and called me a donut
Shes been mishedginatin'
ghetto project dweller
the crack whore looked like a ho
like one I used to know
she had spackle on Her face
a nizzle by Her side
she knowed her way down the hair dye asile
the nasty crack whore was wrong
better play another song
but now shes gone off ho'in
be back by morn
I looked at the nasty crack whore
like one I seen before
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:The Artist Formally Known As Shoe Polish
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"'Bout Everytime I milk Miss Bessie Sweet Bertha Done Got Mad"

'Bout everytime I milk Miss Bessie
Sweet Bertha done got mad
'cussed Me of cheatin' on Her
and Her Sister seemed kinda glad
'Bout everytime I milk Miss Bessie
Sweet Bertha done got mad
took Me down to Kmart
Her link card was in tow
and bought hamberger helper to feed to another man
I'm thru with Sweet Bertha
and Miss Bessie too
I'm gonna find Me something
I won't never forget
could You help Me get Big Roxy back to the zo o?
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Travis Ray Cole and Big Roxies harmonica blues band malfunction
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"Untitled"
By
Travis Ray Cole

I was ridin' Miss Bessie
rode Her down to the station
She got mad at Me
for thinking about
to much hot cuban dancers
I don't care I don't care
I long for Anastacia
I don't care I don't care
if Your Love is poison
I was ridin' Miss Bessie
She can be forgiven
She tried to throw Me
right on up to heaven
I was ridin' Miss Bessie
I could feel Her heart pounding
She don't really Love Me
don't wanna be My editor
I was ridin' Miss Bessie
rode Her down to the station
She got mad at Me
for thinking about
to much hot cuban dancers
I don't care I don't care
I long for Anastasia
I don't care I don't care
if Your Love has stop ped
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"He's drinking the Milk of the Crack Whore and I'm suppose to drink the milk of cloned animals and the milk from the offspring of cloned animals? What kinda trailer park you all think I was growed up in? Sweet Bertha asked down the bar as Johnny F.N. Hollywoods Attorney bought Her another shot and a beer.
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Johnny F.N. Hollywoods
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Sweet Bertha busted the glass of milk from cloned animals against the wall and shot three holes in the
fish tank and told the dirty non-union landscapers to clean it up.

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Doctor Catsburger
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Sweet Bertha smashed the grapefruit in Johnny F.N. Hollywoods face as He read the paper at the breakfast table and He knew He was wrong in fact He knew He was wrong when He opened His eyes to look right in the face of the ugliest of all the womenfolk on the entire planet, Sweet Bertha's Mommas Welfare Case Worker.

"I jest didn't wanna see you getting cut off Snookem's" Johnny F.N. Hollywoods told Her.

"I knowed what gonna get cut off" Sweet Bertha told 'em.
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The Artist Formally Known as Shoeshine
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Sweet Bertha cooked the cloned meat on the engine of the Dodge as She drove to the Meth Lab to get some more fat nasty Welfare Whores for Johnny F.N. Hollywoods noon time Myspace photo shoot.

"Whar-ed You all get the I dee to cook on the engine of yer soccer mom mobile?" one of the dirty landscaping peasants asked Sweet Bertha.

"Oh I learnt that way back in the early days of the big gas war." Sweet Bertha lied like She does all the damn time.
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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
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starting today until hump day

in your city I will reside for a few days
it's right there in front of you at 2:55 in metro for convention ~ oh there I will be downtown waiting for my continental breakfast as I sit in the inter part of all of this word mase

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Anonymous
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harwood turned salem but bray still exists and then there was 10 on the house - yes I went for a drive
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Anonymous
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badge shaped donuts

badge shaped donuts
search inside
badge shaped donuts
taken off the case
but why
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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
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The Fattest Nastiest Ugliest Welfare Whores The Meth Labs Ever Seen"

The fattest nastiest ugliest welfare whores
the meth labs ever seen
there ain't a trailer park that could hold them
so they live across the street from me
I'm gonna run off with Miss Piggy
soon as She gets that shheck
or find Me a nice nurse to make love to
when we dont fuck
the fattest nastiest ugliest welfare whores
real ghetto and mean
bigger than the stinking cab driver
bigger than the leader of the lesbians and insane
take her over to walmarts after we check the drive up window for change
The fattest nastiest ugliest welfare whores
the meth labs ever seen
to chrush me when I'm sleeping
and put me out of My misery
The fattest nastiest ugliest welfare whores
the meth labs ever seen
meth sores on Her money maker
Shes to fat to see it anyway
is it in yet she asks Me
I don't know I can't see
I don't know don't ask me
is there something like mapquest to help us
or a finders fee
The fattest nastiest ugliest welfare whores
the meth labs ever seen
getting real hillbilly with it
I gotta puke and I can't breathe
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Seizure Seventh Chords
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Code Name "The Welfare Whores Need Milking"
by
Travis Ray Cole

The Welfare Whores need milking
you can count on us
look it there the fat saggy bitch is leaking
tell Her take the bus
Welfare Whores welfare whores
never gotta worry about doing any chores
with the welfare whores
gotta spend my money on gas
to get the welfare whore
to the welfare office and back
She don't mind paying on Her back
its better than working
I'll tell ya that
welfare whores welfare whores
the five dollar on Her link card date
do the the welfare whore sore spank
do it in the roard
do it at the bank
do it in the laundry room in the project
do it at the currency exchange
I wanna get government approved
to commence to breeding with You
anyway
Hows Your Sisters Case Worker doing?
You like it the boston cream
Sweet Bertha done took the cow into town
came back with Mesikin jumping bean s
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The Doctor Formally Known as Catsburger
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"Cat Box Spank A Go-Go"

"The West Canadian Chapter of the "Rat Acid" Fan Club
was believed to be unconnected with the "Rat Heads" sector and not even considered a threat to the nasty Welfare Whores direction the band was taking,it bieng the twelth day of our Lord during the concurrent menstrual cycles at hand,wind speed and the position of the moon,the albino bartender should report for Her self acclaimed re-award" Johnny F.N. Hollywoods Award Winning Landscaper who looked like Harpo Marx said as She pushed the three wheel shopping cart down the alley with thirty seven crushed aluminum cans, a fake oriental rug,the brass parts from inside an old toilet tank, an air hockey table, a big screen television, a broken toaster and an office chair hanging out of it
on Her way to the soup kitchen to find Her a fella to camp with for the night like she has had to do every night since Johnny F.N. Hollywoods fired Her and the upstairs maid and throwed them outta the trailer that coldest night of the gas war for stopping up the bidet again.
Seizure7th Chords
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The Artist Formally Known as Shoeshine
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"Cat Box Spank A Go-Go"

"The West Canadian Chapter of the "Rat Acid" Fan Club
was believed to be unconnected with the "Rat Heads" sector and not even considered a threat to the nasty Welfare Whores direction the band was taking,it bieng the twelth day of our Lord during the concurrent menstrual cycles at hand,wind speed and the position of the moon,the albino bartender should report for Her self acclaimed re-award" Johnny F.N. Hollywoods Award Winning Landscaper who looked like Harpo Marx.
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The Artist Formally Known As "Shoeshine"
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"It's the end of the 1st Quater of 2007
and Oprah's still at the top of My so called poetry page"


It's the end of the 1st Quater of 2007
and Oprah's still at the top of My so called poetry page
She's My little good luck charm
the sponsers knowed I'd needed
now all the poems I write
ain't gonna be about Jina
how could they I love staci

It's the end of the 1st Quater of 2007
and Oprah's still at the top of My so called poetry page
She's My little good luck charm
the sponsers knowed I'd needed
now not only am I writing bad poetry
I got something to believe in
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The Aryist Formally Known As Shoeshine
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I'm gonna vote three times for Oprah
if'n She votes for Herself Too
I'm gonna vote three times for Oprah
if'n She votes for Herself twice
I'm gonna vote three times for Oprah
because She's three times as nice
Oprah Oprah win dis heh election
have You seen Ellen dance?

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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
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how do you know all that
mind fuck
mind fuck
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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
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yes I'm the blame
I wake up in the morning
every morning
and I am wrong
if a bear shits in the woods
and I'm not there to step in it
I am wrong
if a tree falls and I didn't kill it as a sacrafice to
whos going to do My laundry then
I am wrong
and if we go to dog and suds and the slut throws your dinner on the pavement and still gives it to You, Buttercups and I then tip Her seven dollars for bending over
I am wrong
and after a year or two
it will be
"I made You fat."
same thing different day
and I am wrong
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The Artist Formally Known As Shoeshine
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Right Back

willows will grow wild and wave in the wind
because balloons bob around and bounce up and down
drops of dew decorate the door every dawn in December
apples are almost everyone's food addiction
maple trees made maple syrup most times monthly
indians ignored by ignorant low idling minds illicit
every1 else not erotic except u eccentric & I artwork
not quite nothing names numbers none of which is notable

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Anonymous
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I wish I could focus
but that's not going to happen
and it is all your fault

My eyes hurt
I feel like a blowfish
Im not quite getting it

I wonder all the time
for what I suppose
is what you would ask

my ankle hurts right now
so what you are to blame
no way hose eh no w ay

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Anonymous
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last poem now revised:

I wish they would play my wish but I know I am only wishful thinking when it comes to others doing what I need them to do in order for me to be able to su rvive
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Anonymous
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I wish they would play my wish but I know I am only wishful thinking when it comes to others do what I need them to do in order for me to be able to survive
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Anonymous
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there is no way this can go on but how do I make it stop oh I know I just need to crop all ties to humanity and then that way I won't have to put up with this crap
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Anonymous
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I need to get a grip on life and my hip
I also need to slow down but wear something other than frown--especially if going to be wearing a gown
because now you are a mother
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Anonymous
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