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We will have a nice dinner and listen to the violins play while we eat and then we will burn a Gibson Flying "V" in the sand beside the ocean on a warm night.
Then go back to the hotel and do some bongs and turn the radio on the televison up real loud so no one can hear us fixing the be d.
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- Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 02:15:04 (PDT)
I will open the car door for you and we will have roses and wine in the hot tub
and I will try to get over your thick white thieghs
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 01:19:49 (PDT)
aahhhh....
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monica
- Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 23:17:18 (PDT)
We will have a few drinks and watch a movie
then you will get drunk and piss in the yard under the starry s ky
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 22:47:59 (PDT)
We will talk for hours over coffee
and later while you are sleeping I will check your couch cushions for ch ange
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- Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 22:12:34 (PDT)
we can have a candle light dinner on the seashore as the sun sets and sign up on welfare together
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- Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 22:10:45 (PDT)
"Skanky Whore"
I love my skanky whore
I love my skanky whore
I love my skanky whore
even though...her ass is big
I love my skanky whore
I love her even more
than I did before
even though...her ass is big
I love my skanky whore
I love my skanky whore
I love my skanky whore
even though...her ass is big
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The Fucking Pot Heads
- Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 15:24:44 (PDT)
My sweet RS16
Under the stars and moon we listen to the ocean
as you lay upon a bed of white roses
we drink from the crystal
and discuss the time when you
will agree to shave your pits
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 10:58:41 (PDT)
hApPy BiRtHdAy
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 10:06:59 (PDT)
u would be the person, who over use the word noob and gay?
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Z
- Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 08:53:01 (PDT)
thats when the police got there
Z was scraping the crusty shit off the green machine
and getting ready to shoot it into his arm again
pushing it into the needle
so gayly
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 08:35:17 (PDT)
it was bertha time the clowns told the sargent of arms in the stable of love
Z stood there with his magic greeny and petted the nice doggie named tess
after a few drinks Z talked the praire dog into a round of green machine penetration
then Z's favorite green polito looked golden to him and he spent the rest of the day eating dookie on a green stick
I am hungry for dookie said Z
and tess made a pile large enough for Z's wife to become sickened and she then refused to undergo the operation where she herself would be sporting a greeny that Z liked so much.
So they shot up some herion they had bought from the nice friend Z met playing chess
and Z got very upset with his new fat black friend when he had to give him more quarters for the electronic chess game
and Z became paranoid thinking everyone wanted to get some of his dookie stash and he went thru great lenghs to hide the little doogie named tess
noone wants to eat that doggies doodoo but you Z
said Z's wife who face was now pregenant with many crack sores
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you biotch
- Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 03:36:56 (PDT)
I say we all suck on poppies, and/or each other is good, too.
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Anonymous
- Monday, October 06, 2003 at 18:40:37 (PDT)
my cross is there with your blonde hair
my mind needs more Jessica plea se
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Anonymous
- Monday, October 06, 2003 at 13:53:13 (PDT)
travis when yah gonna post more poems on the net...same shit still coming up...new stuff please
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Anonymous
- Monday, October 06, 2003 at 12:47:06 (PDT)
"Who really gives a shit?"
Who really gives a shit?
who really cares
I don't give a fuck
thats the way it is
who really gives a shit?
Unless its blonde then thats a different story.
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Travis Ray Cole
- Monday, October 06, 2003 at 06:17:18 (PDT)
I look into your eyes of blue
I love you
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Anonymous
- Monday, October 06, 2003 at 05:54:09 (PDT)
A need to live you say?
To keep breathing in and out this moral decay?
Speak up
I simply cannot hear you
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I want a man who will continually remove the twist
off top from my beer so at least my hands will
always be callous free
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Pretynd
- Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 13:13:41 (PDT)
The hope I am losing has to do with all the people dying around me...how am I expected to keep my chin up when everyone else is there trying to keep it down?
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Anonymous
- Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 07:12:54 (PDT)
you really must have lost your mind thinking that we shouldnt be together forever
you continue to lie to your self
and cause yourself more pain just to fuck with me and hide from the truth
it is you
it is me only
that still stands after all of the rest of the world
falls into the past
living on lies
numb from any feeling
that can be the way you destroy yourself
but I see the love you are missing
and it has a name
the name is us
so hide it
deny it
fight it
try not to like it
it is the only answer we have
the future the you can not kill
but still you continue to delay
the love you need to live
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Anonymous
- Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 06:34:39 (PDT)
"speaking of party" the meg agent inquired
"oh I dont party because I'm going out with a hot cop who makes me piss test each time before she'll sleep with me"
"that cop bitch" the meg agent said very rudely
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Anonymous
- Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 06:26:36 (PDT)
as the pawns are in the way
distant
your answers mean nothing
your desision a wasted reflection
you could have at any time
put me in check
or gained points in capture
instead you sit and stare at the board until it fades into the horizion
easily forgetting what you loved
until you yourself become illrel avent
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Anonymous
- Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 06:20:39 (PDT)
so Z ? you are pretend?
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Anonymous
- Sunday, October 05, 2003 at 03:49:12 (PDT)
Pretending flower, weak of stem,
hangs its crown, 3 breaths from on of the ground.
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Z
- Saturday, October 04, 2003 at 13:08:17 (PDT)
You really must have lost your mind
A thought of you in me you will not find
I have told you once, twice, three times now
To make you understand, I am unsure how
If there were a way to make you believe
Perhaps my own lies I would dare to concieve
What a Fucking night!!
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Pretynd
- Saturday, October 04, 2003 at 09:15:56 (PDT)
Or dayquil, just send some, ill refund u me promise.
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Z
- Saturday, October 04, 2003 at 06:43:59 (PDT)
Wheres the drugs?
Where did u hide my pills, u know the rohypnol, paraflex, stesolid, ketogan, AAAAH the wonders of modern medicine, synthetics really makes ur mouth dry, dims the vision, slurs the thoughts, kills the itch, that annoying itch on the head of my penis, my scull itch, why is it so hard to score opium in this day and age, i wanna me an ecology drug addict, hitting mothers finest and purest straight into the limbic system, while fingering myself, reading johnny bollywood porn, straight of my stained monitor, bend over while the little mizz´z, with a firm grib on my fat hips, butt rapes me with her glow in the dark dildo, with me screaming on the top of my loungs, YES father chrismaz really knows how to have good clean sex, whos ya daddy whos ya daddy, if not the waste of cum that was the prelude to this total waste of space i claime my own, that i choose to piss in its mouth, and happily jerk off my wifes glow in the dark dildo, as the cum spot shakes in rigid head and spawns ever more synthetics, have a nice lunch, while i sit and shit thinking solely of u.
PS: send me some more nightquil, im shaking.
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Anonymous
- Saturday, October 04, 2003 at 06:42:15 (PDT)
scrambled with oregano's fine "Hon"
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Anonymous
- Friday, October 03, 2003 at 09:07:12 (PDT)
"Thats when the shit hit the fan" Berthas mom told Johnny "As soon as we moved in with Gail she started getting real funny"
It was true, as soon as Johnny Holluwood and Bertha's mother arrived at Gails high flautin' condo she did start acting a might pecuilar.Bitching about the dishes not bieng done before Berthas mom was even finished cooking a third of the meal
"How the fuck can you cook the slop with out burning it if this crazy bitch is gonna cry about the dishes not bieng done even before we say grace? What kinda schools they gots out in Aurora anyway Johnny?
I never thuoght I'd say this to one of my Berthas mens but you better get in thar and do some more of that thar stocking pullin' Gail does enjoy so much"
Berthas Momma told Johnny sounding real sorrowful.
"But we got nowhere else to go Momma" Johnny told Berthas mother, "You done got us all kicked outta the trailer park drinkin' that white port and if the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia gets a hold of us thier gonna whoop us with an ugly stick."
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- Friday, October 03, 2003 at 09:05:30 (PDT)
Bertha Mae took back Johnny Hollywoods nice ass crib in Lake Forest from the lovely Olivia and beat Gabriella in two out of three arm wrestling matches, then opened up a can of whoop ass on Gabriella's sister Ursella and proudly went back to Lake Forest to wait by the pool for the insurance checks to arrive in the mail for Johnny's death.
"Bring me some more lemonade" Bertha told Harpo Marx her new landscaper,"And bring out Johnnys lionel trains,I wanna play with them again before I give them away to chairty"
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- Friday, October 03, 2003 at 08:55:14 (PDT)
Johmmy Hollywood went down to the witness relocation center for peoples against the Union of the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia and signed up on the waiting list.
"Its going to be about eighteen months,Johnny" the rude obease woman behind the big desk told him.
"Unless you want to get on the crew building the iron gates around the "Monkey Farm Estates" and that will speed up your move in date about thirty days" She said with a smile.
Well it had been a very long time since Johnny Hollywood had a "Moving Date" so he was anxious to sign up on the list thinking they would never find him in "Crack Housing" and he could get a nice FM radio and a color television and find a used up crack whore in the laundry room and live high on the hog.
"Ya all know I don't expect nothin' for nothin',
I just gotta hide from the evil doin's of The Cross Threaded killa's" Johnny told her real ashamed like.
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- Friday, October 03, 2003 at 08:48:36 (PDT)
I did not know it was the right thing to do because I have never heard of zooropa so what I will do instead will be I will sleep until right about the time the only good looking girl on the island walks by then I will be inspired by her beauty and play the blood red gibson I have named "Ratchel" for a while.
But I want you to know that I do not think either one of the things we do today apart mean a damn thing
but our connection is much stronger than what ever we do apart and you are bieng a silly once again.
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Anonymous
- Friday, October 03, 2003 at 07:26:14 (PDT)
Today I am only going to listen to zooropa and in doing so, I plan to pay attention to the lyrics so
that I may know what it is exactly that this album
is trying to say overall. You know that I will know
if you choose to do the same in a different location.
"Oh yeah, how so?" you may ask. Well I will know because the energy wire that connects our brains to-gether will flow heavier with energy weighing me down. Please do not get me wrong as I do want you to
do the same thing that I am doing today only because
we have this gift so we should use it. I am only pointing out that I would be aware that you are doing it too because you know it is the right thing to do.
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Anonymous
- Friday, October 03, 2003 at 06:25:47 (PDT)
I don't know but I can put on the bunny ears and we can
find out
scr ambled?
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Eve
- Thursday, October 02, 2003 at 16:23:59 (PDT)
Satan finally did call Johnny Hollywood,he waited for what seemed like an enternty.
"I can't be seen with you Hollywood,You owe the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia a lot of money,and I don't need that kind of bad publicity" Said the lucious red head.
"Baby please don't go" Johnny started singing the same old alvin lee song he always sung to her.
"No Johnny,my public relations people are totally against the ideal of me and you" She echoed into his brain forever.
The chili peppers " I could have lied" ripped what was left of his brain in half"
"Oh, Gretchen I can change" Johnny begged
"You sound like a fucking soap" she laughed .
Johnny Hollywood knew he had to put her down and find a hole to hide in before the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia caught him for the last ti me.
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- Thursday, October 02, 2003 at 14:24:44 (PDT)
Johnny Hollywood woke up as the six bulgarian women in thier seventys beat him with hockey sticks,SLAP slap SWAT swat WAP wap. he turned over and pulled the covers back over his head then went back to sleep.
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- Thursday, October 02, 2003 at 14:16:50 (PDT)
"PUPPET STRINGS AND SPILLED INK" The preacher said.
the asian lady was chanting some weird shit too.
"I never seen Johnny Hollywood in a tux before" Said Barbie
"Yeah,he looks better" said Bertha as she and her sisters dug thru Johnny's pockets and looked under the pillows of his casket.
"Its a real nice casket" Said Betty the hottest of all the sisters.
In the clouds Johnny strummed his guitar as God walked by and he knew if he had new strings he could please her ears,then he once again considered going wireless so he could see her better and have the inspiration he would need.
Johnny Hollywood need to lay low so the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia would not find him.
He lost another round of bingo and was in over his head.
"You should just give up on the red head Johnny,You know she is Satan" Said Johnny Hollywoods favorite striper nun .
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- Thursday, October 02, 2003 at 14:12:05 (PDT)
Winner Winner Winner
Miss OCTOBER
Jessica
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- Thursday, October 02, 2003 at 12:34:28 (PDT)
"Nope, was'nt me" Gail said quickly
"Yeah,forth of July, The Cross threaded Lesbian Mafia Union's picnic" Bertha said as if it was a question.
Gail stood up to hide the plaque she had won that day in the wheel barrel races for coming in first place.
"Now Johnny Hollywood I want you and Bertha Mae to shake hands and say your sorry" Said Gail changing
the subject.
Johnny was sorry all right,he was sorry he ever met Bertha because she had broke his little heart every day since.
Just then the leader of the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia burst into Gails office and picked up Johnny Hollywood up and tossed him into the wal SPLAT he slide down the wall and onto the plastic "Twister" floor covering then she belly bustered the liquid out of his body pinning him in only a couple of seconds.
"Your going to kill him"
Gail Cried as the leader of the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia tore Gails stockings off.Gail quickly forgot about Bertha and Johnny Hollywood as her and the leader of the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia broke every piece of lawn furniture Gail had in her office.
Bertha snuk out of the office door in all of the excitment leaving Johnny for dead,she did tell the recieptionist at the front desk
"Johnny Hollywood could die right now and she would'nt care because he never loved her if he was that obsessed with Gretchen now"
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- Thursday, October 02, 2003 at 05:28:02 (PDT)
I'm so glad you did'nt ask me to massage
your chaulpa again.
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Anonymous
- Thursday, October 02, 2003 at 03:39:17 (PDT)
'THE HELL BARRRR,PART DEUX"
I followed my heart.and it lesd to the helly underbelly underdog righteous sinister sin.forgive me for sipping diet coke rums on the sabbath. and being molten in to the dali-lama of all ROCK N ROLL secrecies. DO NO BE THE VIRTUOSO.DO NOT BE THE
SNAZZBERRY IGNORANT SON OF WACK.DO NOT BE THE IDOL
OF RADIO PLAY.did i hear an echo at the pergatory
teenage morgue? the stench is "INTERSTING "yet
vomitous in its own choke. im not a shy girl
wih reclusive intentions just a spice shelf of atrophe frowning and cackling in the majestic colliseum of middle fingers pointing directly on whos shit list?
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monica
- Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 23:17:34 (PDT)
'the bell jarrrrrrrr'
what i is ...what it is its almost like being axsphisiated ITS MY ROOM.boxes thrown,kicked about,
ends without-its almost as if theyre fucking each other,choking the ether.MY HEAD.and i live in
fear. i,the centrifugal force of bullshit on a
carcass bed-sans sheets.colecting thoughts and infinte equations of a drearing darig doom.up on a
shelf fearting on shit mites and farting dust ,
the most violent of these crimes come as nature -all.
most violent forces in this world are earth elemental,
and that is why i am elementally enraged.the unpredictable ASSAILANT.like a jack in the box
stepping on an ant pile and STAYING THERE.ooking forward to dog years,yhis is all ill ever need...
the last piece of a infinate of desilution homr
recipe.EAT MY SHIT-and my fruit
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 22:35:11 (PDT)
my fingers thru your blonde hair
my eyes inside of yours
our lips keep the rest of the world outside
of our dreams
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 21:21:41 (PDT)
Dear eve,
theres some funny writing stamped
right on the shell of the eggs
we had bought from the supermarket
whats it fer? and what in the dog should we do?
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 11:44:49 (PDT)
Why?
Your just going to throw it up again anyway.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 09:39:14 (PDT)
there should be a surefire way to keep hopes low
with no surprises
dissapointment avoidence
disclaimer ventricle defense
the girls in there are butter
you have no game
but I never liked sports anyhow
you're a jackass and you don't know what you're missing
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Eve
- Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 08:46:49 (PDT)
They are out there and they know you wrotte that
before you even pressed the submit button.
Well,not really out there,
in here.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 08:01:27 (PDT)
I'm to tired to sign up on welfare
my caseworker thinks I'm lazy
and the watermelon lady says I just don't care
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 07:49:18 (PDT)
oh christmas tree
oh blonde of bleach
theres frost on the cat box gr avel
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 07:27:54 (PDT)
The deck was stacked against me,
from the very start.
I bet every chip I had,
I even bet my heart.
The hand delt me showed promise,
two aces a queen and a king.
This game of life seemed easy,
I swear that I was winning.
By taking every trick I could,
I thought I was so smart.
But the only queen I held so dear
was Spades. Not the Queen of Hear ts
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spottmonster
- Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 07:01:23 (PDT)
your going to sit there and tell me all that glitters in the cat box is not gold?
you can fuck off!
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 06:57:38 (PDT)
I wanna play pretends right until the end baby
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 05:44:34 (PDT)
The pop quiz you've been waiting for.
The cold water of the toilet sterilzes the
germs from human excretment
(numorous dookies each day)
and therefore it is beneficial for
Mr. Pooh Pooh (your pet or pets)
to drink from
the aforementioned fountian of youth
because Mr. Pooh Pooh builds up a restianance
to the grem free extra chunky H2O
and it only makes him or her stronger
and by making Mr. Pooh Pooh's resistance stronger
it enhances the humans immune system
that the shiteater lives with as well.
A. Yes to sum it all up,This is the honest to god truth,and I am willing to die fighting anyone who does'nt believe this is the way to go.
B.Yes this is true, but eating from the cat box is a much easier way for the animals to build up thier restance.
C. That is sick,but I enjoy letting my pets eat shit and drink out of the toilet that people shit into {how many times a day?} right along with the next guy because it builds character.
D.I only agree with the part about the cold water sterlizing the shit water therefore making it safe for not only Mr. Pooh Pooh to have an occassional beverage,but the entire communitty could live on it if there was a war or something.
E. I disagree
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- Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 05:43:44 (PDT)
maybe if you lose some of that ass
our love would stand a chance
maybe if you cared about yourself
then so would someone else
maybe if you was'nt always so stinking drunk
you'ld be the one I fuck
maybe if you had some class
you'ld be my piece of ass
maybe if you was'nt stuck on greed
you would be the one I see
maybe if it was'nt all mind games
and always looking for someone else to blame
maybe if you'ld lose some of that ass
our love could stand a chance
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tard
- Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 03:20:12 (PDT)
How long can you hold
On to what’s dead
Before the decay
Sickens your head
The mental disease
Called love is strong
Yours was so potent
I held on so long
The Body is broken
The heart pumps rust
I’m sick with what’s lost
The lifeblood called trust
Your feelings for me
Fall on deaf ears
You made a reality
Of my worst fear
How long can I hold
On to what’s dead
Before the decay
Sickens my head
Thousands of miles
I carried this pain
With desperate hopes
Nothing was gained
I used to care
I promise I tried
Now I am spent
My love...
It has has died
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Spottmonster
- Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 01:22:19 (PDT)
indeed.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 16:38:02 (PDT)
shut up
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 15:40:05 (PDT)
Your straight line
Is at an angle
and I am still
trying to figure out
just what it is
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Pretynd
- Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 06:09:39 (PDT)
that the way you want it?
thats the way you want it to be?
thats what you want?
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 05:49:56 (PDT)
Johnny Hollywood picked bertha up in the horse drawn wagon and rode thru town to the barn dance hootenany
to celebrate his death
when they arrived he found out that he did'nt even have bertha with him he was out on the town with one of her sisters but still they partied all the same.
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- Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 01:58:09 (PDT)
Last night there was a terrible accident
The person who wites endlessly about
Johnny Hollywood and
Bertha Mae
Found a life
He will no longer be writing
On this site
Let the celebration commence
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 29, 2003 at 20:45:58 (PDT)
The sun was shining and every cloud looked like Bertha.
There was music in the air.
The state park forest ranger came 'round and said "Thats a rap Ya all gots to be movin' on,ya done worn out yer welcome and yer two weeks is up.
You fellers can be here for more than two weeks.
But Bertha and Harpo could stay with me if they like,I got the nineteen seventy-six dodge motor home parked in c 13,but you gots to go Mr. Hollywood.
You can camp next to the nuke plant if you like its not that far away and they'll let you stay fourteen days"
Johnny was hoping Harpo would stay and find a new home in the dodge.
Johnny Hollywood sucked the bartenders toes until She said she'ld have his children.
That was all fine and well except for the fact that she did not have any health insurance.
"Oh Well,Fuck it" He said Joyfully.
Only then did Johnny Hollywood wake up and realise
the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia had shut the cable off
bringing an end to his pschic connection with Britney Spears.
"Shes never going to let you be her guitarist,anyway!" said Harpo Marx as she pulled up the tent stakes.
"I'd just feel a whole lot better about it if the holes we dug was for the dookie bucket." Johnny told Harpo as she made she the fire was out.
"I'm out doors you know" the radio sung
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- Monday, September 29, 2003 at 14:18:19 (PDT)
I'm gonna kill Johnny Hollywood...
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 29, 2003 at 13:36:18 (PDT)
Johnny Hollywood slammed the clip into the handgun and shot holes into the side of sodbusters welfare cadillac.
"The government paid me not to grow nothing Johnny"
Sodbuster said as he squealled the tires and did a reverse drop and then T-boned Johnnys Hummer that he had been hiding from Olivia so he would have something to chili cruise Gretchen around in after the big "trial" seperation.
"It ain't about yer welfare,you clusterfuck retard" Said Johnny as he slid the second clip in.
Sodbuster knew it was all about Bertha.
"I knew that bitch would kill me,one way or another"
He said to himself .
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- Monday, September 29, 2003 at 08:19:48 (PDT)
The clouds parted,the sky opened
and Johnny Hollywood could see
the most beautiful of all the angels in heaven
was wearing the bunny ears and looking very apethic as she cut the pizza.
In his heart he felt each shift of the knife as it ripped it into pieces.
Shred
he loved her even more
shred
past the blue s
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- Monday, September 29, 2003 at 08:10:50 (PDT)
Johnny Hollywood woke up in the court room and his beautiful attorney "Gabriella" was nowhre to be found.
The Judge was reading from a book and the county Sheriff was smilin' from ear to ear.
"Do you Johnny Hollywood take Shitbag over here to be yours and whoever gets there before you's,from now until you kill her or die of the worlds record for STD's?"Asked the Judge smilin' like he was on crack.
Johnny looked at his feets and they was'nt shackled.
Johnny looked at shitbag and wondered when this fucking nightmare was going to end.
Johnny looked at the door then at the jag officer's gun.
"Run Johnny" said lugnut number one
Johnny's high tech navigational system kicked in and he remembered there was at least a couple more good looking women on the island he did inhabitate
and with that message from his second lugnut he was gone.
Lynyrd Skynyrd songs played in his mind.
Nevermind the elevator
Johnny jumped down a flight of stairs at a time
he had to get away from shitbag
and end this nightmare
if he could only wake up
but, he was already awake
thus complicating his life even more
not even the Bertha medicene could make this go away.
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- Monday, September 29, 2003 at 07:55:12 (PDT)
"Your never going to find any violets in the snow"
The lovely Goddess again told Johnny Hollywood
right before he froze to death.
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- Monday, September 29, 2003 at 07:42:40 (PDT)
"I told you before Johnny Hollywood,
there are no plautues" Said God with her halo shining above her yellow rose colored hair.
Johnny stood on top of the highest mountain in the southwestern United States and chipped away the ice
"Wendy!! Wendy!!" Yelled Johnny Hollywood.
"Johnny,Your never going to find any violets in the snow." God told Johnny once again.
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- Monday, September 29, 2003 at 07:39:51 (PDT)
"let Me Help You With Your Cat Box"
Let me help you's with yer Cat Box
let me help you Cat Box baby
let me help you within your Cat Box
If I may,maybe please
Won't you let me Cat Box Honey?
check it one time and see
let me help you with your Cat Box
see what the problem may be
Let me help you with your Cat Box
You know just what I mean
let me help you with your Cat Box
It looks like it needs some plumbing see?
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- Monday, September 29, 2003 at 06:10:09 (PDT)
Johnny Hollywood woke up in the stands holding the football like it was the girl who worked at the bank.
There we're sweepers approaching at Ten o'clock.
The game was way past over and the lights on the score board were out and cold.
He now believed it was the evil satanic workings of Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Choir singing thier Crossthreaded anthym that had caused him all this all of this pain.
The Sky was grey and those wernt roses blooming in the Cat Box today.
Johnny Hollywood thought about Hitler and the mistakes he had made in battle and knew the Cross Threaded Ladies had not yet won the war.
Although He was bieng pressured to make a diagnosis prematurely.
Cupcake needed some sorting out that was for shure,but not a complete waste of time.
"Gretchen,Honey I loves you" He carved into all of his guitars,even the one named Toyya or Tardzilla or whatever that fucking bitches name was.
"Your in denial here,Johnny" Said Gail ever so sweetly.
"You really did tattoo a certian red guitar on your arm and I think it really means something to you
Deeper than dreams.
This could be the Key,
What do you think of when you see the color red?"
"Bull...Dykes?dogs?" Johnny Hollywood asked.
"Johnny Hollywood knew from the get go it would be a mistake to tattoo his favorite bartender on his skin,but he did it any God damn way" said Harpo Marx from behind the couch.
"Whys she in here,Johnny,It costs more for a group session" Said Gail all pissy.
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- Monday, September 29, 2003 at 03:42:41 (PDT)
"Can you make it so I can just check my email here?"
Asked Box Car Jesus.
"I need to buy some tattoo ink off of ebay" Said honest Abe.
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 14:20:54 (PDT)
smell the gas johnny it will kill you said the evil leader of the cross threaded lesbian mafia
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 04:07:37 (PDT)
During the night harpo marx had found her way to the campsite of sir Johnny Hollywood
and begun digging.
he heard the noise and opened the tent to see what kind of animal was out there
and what a surprise
"You can not a fire me,Johnny Hollywood" said his very dedicated landscaper
"Get the fuck outta here,I can't pay you anything I have nothing" he tried to explain to his retarded slav e
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 04:06:01 (PDT)
I miss the pizza knife said Johnny as he pounded out the bar chords to Louie Louie
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- Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 03:56:43 (PDT)
Even though it was Bertha day again
no one had brought any presents to the party
Johnny Hollywood stepped out of the shit stinking tent
for the first time in three days to dump the sand bucket he had converted into a comode out in the woods and head into town to get some kinda shit bucket disease medication if he could
"Did ya try that thar jock itch medicene on it,Johnny?"
asked Box Car Jesus.
when I think about what I could have done with all that money I spent on toilet paper Johnny said as he wiped his ass on the grass like a dog with shit stain issues.
"What would've you could've you done with that kinda money asked lulu the under cover bouncer for the cross threaded lesbian mafias union meetings on tuesday and thursday nights.
whaen you all going to finish signing up for welfare asked the nasty crackwhore who hogged the shit bucket all the time therefore had the biggest shit bucket rash at karokee night in three counties
"Johnny? is that you? Johnny Hew Haw Hollywood?
you son of a bitch!" said the desil dyke who looked a lot like elton john
Johnny hoped she was a woman so he would'nt be embarrasd in front of everyone because even though he did'nt want to go home with the polish immergrant who now became his special friend he had to check the bartender etiquite handbook to see if any of this was
gonna fuck it up for teying to get up with the hot little bartender
so he put the nine millimeter to shitbags head and pulled the trigger thinking he might get some kinda award for helping rid society of a piece of shit disease
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 03:53:44 (PDT)
You have for me the cat box oatmeal
I honestly think so its a good deal
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 26, 2003 at 13:52:33 (PDT)
My love for you is seventy-seven cat boxes high
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 26, 2003 at 13:50:38 (PDT)
I am not that counter girl
I do not service in this lane
Obviously you are mistaken
Why dont you give her a try?
I'm sure she will be your very own
personal whore
Just let me be your favorite
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Pretynd
- Friday, September 26, 2003 at 10:47:04 (PDT)
O.K.,just give me half your stuff
and I'll be half ass grateful
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 26, 2003 at 05:54:11 (PDT)
Death is only a shadow
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 26, 2003 at 05:43:52 (PDT)
Norma Jean loved to play
Norma Jean hated the rain
Norma Jean had long hair
Norma Jean was scared of bears
Norma Jean forgot to grow
Norma Jean was Marilyn Monroe
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Pins & Needles
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 18:31:11 (PDT)
"Johnny Hollywood lost his nice ass crib to Olivia
and moved into the state park in a dirty tent
on real cold nights or if it was raining he would piss in a bucket and dump it out in the woods the next day
it did'nt smell good and he caught the dreaded piss bucket disease.
He made friends quickly with his deer calls and a squirrel started stalking him
it kinda reminded him of you so he named the little animal after you
which is sad and pathetic but it was the only way he could keep going on.
He found an old schwinn ten speed in the garbage and fixed it so he could have wheels
and lived happily ever after" Box Car Jesus told the other wino's sitting around the campfire as they passed a forty ouncer around spreading herpes,hepatitus and tubeculosis to each other.
Then "Abe"(everyone called him Abe because he looked like Abe Lincoln) He stood up and said "I'm gonna turn in fer the night so as I can get up to the soup kitchen fer breakfast
I don't wanna wait in no lines."
During the night somebody stole his shoes.
he had a long walk barefoot to Sally's (The Salvation Army)when he got there there was a line of people a block and a half long
he got in line behind "Dymond Dave" from the big rock band Van Hagar
"I see yer bearfootin' it to today Dymond Dave" Said Honest Abe
"Yep, my pimp done took my shoes away" Said David Lee Roth.
"Mine got gone too, in the middle of the night"Said abe as he passed the crack pipe to Dymond Dave.
"What really happened to Johnny Hollywood?" asked David Lee Roth
Abe took a big hit of a scrub pad and held it in for a while,then he thought about it and said "The last time I really seen Johnny Hollywood, I was down at welfare on Larence Ave. and he stumbled in thar drunk as a dog yelling at the crowd "Ain't you never seen no rock star on welfare" then he passed out in the lobby for a while and by lunch time he went home with a big ol' fat heffer."
"Your lying" Said David Lee Roth
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- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 14:14:03 (PDT)
you belong with me
you silly goose
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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 13:55:56 (PDT)
Yes Ma'am,and I would like to do that line
off your buttocks,if I may.
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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 13:20:42 (PDT)
there is still one line open...
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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 10:25:56 (PDT)
how can I come to terms with you
a service to the community
when you are the problem
trust displayed as humor content
reel it in try again
until your done robbing the emptiest heart
rotting the eclipsed core with money
ashes fall on swollen breasts like leaves
no ones blowing me any kisses
echoing the losing bet
its not worth anything
is this as bad as it can get?
wishing I could throw down this hand
as beauty lies to time
stealing from our leaders crime
I dont want anything
except what used to be
except what was never mine
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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 07:53:15 (PDT)
do we gotta play this game
why cant you just give me the stuff
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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 07:51:38 (PDT)
someone's getting closer *****Honestly, I am grateful****** We've got a winner on that line...that line is now closed
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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 06:13:27 (PDT)
Where the Fuck do I belong?
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Pretynd
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 23:42:25 (PDT)
I got it!its a prayer!
Dear God
You shared with me Sweet Ratchel
Honestly I am very Grateful
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amen
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 21:15:59 (PDT)
You shared with me __the poem-a-matic_________
Honestly, I am _a writing fanatic?_____
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 13:22:30 (PDT)
I shared wit yous my email address
I honestly am waiting for you to cal l?
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 11:22:57 (PDT)
can i get another hint
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 11:15:01 (PDT)
Keep trying.......eventually you may get it
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 10:40:29 (PDT)
You shared with me __cindi laumper___________
Honestly, I am ______going to kill you______________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:34:49 (PDT)
You shared with me __because the night___________
Honestly, I am ______going to kill you______________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:34:20 (PDT)
You shared with me __walking on sunshine___________
Honestly, I am ______going to kill you______________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:34:02 (PDT)
You shared with me __
the entire pat benetar cataloge___________
Honestly, I am ______going to kill you___ ___________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:33:34 (PDT)
You shared with me __99 luft ballons___________
Honestly, I am ______going to kill you______________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:32:42 (PDT)
You shared with me __your problem___________
Honestly, I am ______going to kill you______________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:32:14 (PDT)
You shared with me __you___________
Honestly, I am ______going to kill you______________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:31:51 (PDT)
You shared with me __your mental illness___________
Honestly, I am ______going to kill you______________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:31:21 (PDT)
You shared with me __stupidity___________
Honestly, I am ______going to kill you______________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:30:57 (PDT)
You shared with me __all your lies___________
Honestly, I am ______going to kill you______________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:30:27 (PDT)
You shared with me _____________
Honestly, I am _________________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:26:11 (PDT)
You shared with me __the bertha medication___________
Honestly, I am _______waiting for it to kick in______ ______.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:25:04 (PDT)
You shared with me __the bertha medication___________
Honestly, I am _______waiting for the wake and bake to begin_____________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:24:32 (PDT)
You shared with me __your mothers yeast infection___________
Honestly, I am _ not wearing protection_______ ____________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:22:15 (PDT)
You shared with me __your mothers yeast infection___________
Honestly, I am _ wearing protection___________ ________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:22:02 (PDT)
You shared with me ___your honey cakes__________
Honestly, I am ___not making a mistake_________________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:21:15 (PDT)
You shared with me _____dollar for donuts________
Honestly, I am _____tired of doin your sister____________ ___.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:19:56 (PDT)
You shared with me ____your odor_________
Honestly, I am ______retarded ______________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:18:40 (PDT)
You shared with me _____________welfare poetry
Honestly, I am ____________________scratching my balls.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:17:41 (PDT)
Johnny Hollywood went to the lake where the nuke plant
does most of its dumping and filled fourteen milk jugs full of the contaminated water to make ice cubes for the big party that night.
"What the hells wrong with you Johnny?" asked his gorgeous blonde wife as she carried her suitcase to the door. "You,Bertha and the Russian mail order brides can fuck off,and You can bet I'm getting the Lake Forest Estate" She said as she kicked her poodle across the foyer.
Johnny did'nt care if she "took everything even the immigrant phygm and Bertha too,as long as he still had a Camaro and a Gibson S.G. a man does'nt really need anything else in life" He told Special "K" as she went out the door with whats her name and her poodle
singing the seventy's song "Don't call us,we'll call you"
Well it's not going to be much of a party Johnny Hollywood thought.
Ding Dong the door bell was ringing over and over
it was the nice hillbilly cheerleaders from West Virgina who came over every other day or so to be tutored by the Russians in english.
Johnny Hollywood was so embarassed his lovely wife and his nurse left him he almost did'nt even want to answer the door but as he looked out the window he could see the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia rounding the corner and he figured if he don't let the hillbillys in the cross threaded lesbians would have them inducted into the cross threaded hall of fame by night fall.
So he opened the door quickly.
the slutiest hillbilly said "trick or treat"
and Johnny knew it was'nt going to be haloween from a while but it did'nt matter.these ladies need to be schooled up and fast
so he showed them to the pollock bitches quarters and
only kept one hillbilly for his own personel use
right in the middle of giving her the tour of the coach house she proudly told him how when she was back at home in the holler three of the trailers in her holler all shared the same out house
"This is so confusing" Johnny told her
"all the trailers up here in the north gots the shitters inside them, did ya all buy yer trailers before nineteen twenty or before they invented trailers or what?" he asked the stupid beauty who loved to do her little cheers even after Johnny convinced her hillbillyness to wear the bunny ears
Johnny figured if he knocked her up she would quit doing her little cheers so he begat trying to breed
with an iliterate hillbilly only because she looked nice
"Its still better than that nasty "Jersey" accent" Johnny Hollywood told himself
"Whens ya all gonna let me get all schooled up thar Johnny?" asked the sweet barefoot hillbilly
Johnny thought about it for a while and decieded he better let the Russian pollocks who just got to the country try and teach some sense to the hillbilly if hes gonna knock her up
"I'm leaving you Johnny Hollywood Your to controling and just want me to be bearfoot and pregenat" Said the hillbilly who put coleslaw on her chilli dogs.
"Fuck it,Johnny thought as he told everyone to get the hell out "Everyone has to leave!" He told them all
"Everyones got to go,the cults over"
"But I thought we are the manson family,Johnny" said his rude landscaper "Harpo Marx"
"Everyone out!!" Yelled Johnny Hollywood as he picked up Chris' crown and started to throw it out on to the lawn with all the other shit he tossed out there
but he could'nt do it.
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- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 06:15:17 (PDT)
You shared with me your freckledness_____________
Honestly, I am still looking for your breasts ___________ _________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 05:33:58 (PDT)
You shared with me _
your bi-polar cat box cup cakes____________
Honestly, I am trying not to say shake n bake____________________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 05:32:46 (PDT)
You shared with me __your STD's___________
Honestly, I am not that happ y
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 05:30:36 (PDT)
You shared with me your soup train stain_____________
Honestly, I am stuck in the overflowing cat box
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 05:27:39 (PDT)
I have a 30 Cm glow in the dark dildo, that my wife uses on me, u wanna borrow it?
(havent really figured out why it glows in the dark, thoug h).
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Z
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 05:03:18 (PDT)
You shared with me some bullshit_____________
Honestly, I am thinking on our date we will have a nice candlelight dinner on the beach with magic candles that stay lit on the beach darrrrrrrrrrr____________________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 03:34:19 (PDT)
You shared with me poetry_____________
Honestly, I am really me________ ____________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:41:29 (PDT)
You shared with me nada_____________
Honestly, I am out there__________ __________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:40:21 (PDT)
You shared with me your art and beauty_____________
Honestly, I am in love with Jessica____________________ .
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:39:42 (PDT)
You shared with me grimms fairy tales_____________
Honestly, I am in love with a bleach blonde_____________ _______.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:38:23 (PDT)
You shared with me burrittos_____________
Honestly, I am clinicly dead ____________________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:36:10 (PDT)
You shared with me your cousin_____________
Honestly, I am not done the n____________________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:35:19 (PDT)
You shared with me the game_____________
Honestly, I am in check_______ _____________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:31:03 (PDT)
You shared with me many movies_____________
Honestly, I am remembering every sylable you ever said_________ ___________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:30:23 (PDT)
You shared with me breakfast lunch and dinner_____________
Honestly, I am ready to admit I never heard a thing you said because I was to busy admiring your beauty
______________ ______.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:29:39 (PDT)
You shared with me your lies_____________
Honestly, I am willing to die
4 yer love-
ski ___________ _________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:27:43 (PDT)
You shared with me your secret_____________
Honestly, I am still keeping it,
no shit____________________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:26:39 (PDT)
You shared with me ___your true love__________
Honestly, I am nuts ____ ________________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:25:53 (PDT)
You shared with me __pancakes___________
Honestly, I am _____waiting to copulate-ski_______________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:25:28 (PDT)
You shared with me ___watermelon and fried chicken__________
Honestly, I am _____sick in the head from the cat box_______________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:24:42 (PDT)
You shared with me ___the trouble with mental patients__________
Honestly, I am tired of mental patients___ _________________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:23:38 (PDT)
You shared with me ___yer story__________
Honestly, I am ___not talking about you when i write fucked up poetry? about bi polar lesbians because I know a lot of them and I know your not a lesbian,ya dig_____________ ____.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:22:21 (PDT)
You shared with me ___pizza__________
Honestly, I am ___a bastard?_____ ____________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:20:26 (PDT)
You shared with me your dirty bath water_____________
Honestly, I am
not the one who peed in the floor
_ ___________________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 01:16:36 (PDT)
You shared with me _____________
Honestly, I am ____________________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 00:59:32 (PDT)
You shared with me _____tardfest________
Honestly, I am _____
wanting you,the very best_______________.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 00:57:42 (PDT)
Let me give it a try, to win the used condom and ur sunday bra.
1. rectal pleasure?
2. a force-feedback dentist?
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Z
- Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 00:06:57 (PDT)
So like,Your not going to call.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 22:53:21 (PDT)
hurry gimmie your stuff
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 22:18:11 (PDT)
You shared with me __yesterday___________
Honestly, I am ______still waiting______________.
I married a nut
because she looked like you
when you turn the light off
and turn the outside light on and it shines thru the shade on her face
I could see you
she called the cops on me for no reason a lot
she was bi polar
I am crazy now
You shared with me _____________
Honestly, I am ____________________.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:41:07 (PDT)
You shared with me _____the past________
Honestly, I am _____
dreaming about your hot ass_______________.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:36:06 (PDT)
You shared with me ___some heart breaking flirting__________
Honestly, I am ______still hurting____________ __.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:35:21 (PDT)
You shared with me ____confusion_________
Honestly, I am _______losin'_ ____________.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:33:47 (PDT)
You shared with me ____your mind_________
Honestly, I am _______inside_ ____________.
-------------
Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:32:55 (PDT)
You shared with me _____natilie merchant________
Honestly, I am _______
still in love with you____________ _.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:32:15 (PDT)
You shared with me _____matchbox twenty________
Honestly, I am ______
repulsed,but very in love with you__ ____________.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:31:35 (PDT)
You shared with me _____portis head________
Honestly, I am ______
in love with you until I die____________ __.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:30:44 (PDT)
You shared with me _____a painful goodbye________
Honestly, I am
______more reclusive than shy___________ ___.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:29:43 (PDT)
You shared with me _____sundays________
Honestly, I am ______sad today_ _____________.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:27:39 (PDT)
You shared with me __the finist green___________
Honestly, I am ________your everything____________.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:26:44 (PDT)
You shared with me __plans___________
Honestly, I am ____your man______ __________.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:26:17 (PDT)
You shared with me ___your dreams__________
Honestly, I am ______ready as I'll ever be_____________.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:25:48 (PDT)
You shared with me ___the mic__________
Honestly, I am ______not a dyke ______________.
-------------
Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:24:43 (PDT)
You shared with me ____what you had_________
Honestly, I am _______alone and sad_____________.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:23:15 (PDT)
You shared with me _______yesterday______
Honestly, I am _______insane_ ____________.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:21:41 (PDT)
You shared with me _____park city________
Honestly, I am
______in love with your kitty______________.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:20:36 (PDT)
You shared with me _____a place on the cross________
Honestly, I am ______at a loss______________.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:19:55 (PDT)
You shared with me ____rat acid songs_________
Honestly, I am _______not the pope_____________.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:19:16 (PDT)
You shared with me ____everything_________
Honestly, I am _______nothin g_____________.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:18:43 (PDT)
You shared with me ___nothing__________
Honestly, I am _____yer husband _______________.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:18:06 (PDT)
You shared with me ____coffee_________
Honestly, I am _______thirsty_____________.
4 your love
sorry about the drooling.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:17:34 (PDT)
You shared with me
____the jilla need_____
Honestly, I am ____
in love with you,therefore I beg and pl ead________________.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:15:15 (PDT)
You shared with me
____your hotter than two dogs fucking looks_____
Honestly, I am ____not a spook_____ ___________.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:13:23 (PDT)
You shared with me ____time_____
Honestly, I am ____your soulmateski___ _____________.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 19:12:04 (PDT)
You shared with me fun
Honestly,I am the one
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 16:31:21 (PDT)
honestly,I am is the I you or me?
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 15:58:15 (PDT)
I am me
I don't want stuff
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.......
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 15:56:44 (PDT)
bi-polar
bi-polar
cop calling lesbian prostitute
whose fave band is lezzie zeppelin
bi-polar
bi-polar
What up with that...
I have many things for you
but before I can give them
to you ~ you must make me
believe that what I am
reading is true. The only
way to do this I do believe
is if I give you a sentence
to complete. If you are you
then you will have no problem
finishing what I am about to
say to you.
You shared with me _____________
Honestly, I am ____________________.
Fill in the blanks to complete both
sentences and all the stuff I have
for you is yours.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 06:36:55 (PDT)
Your beauty cuts my heart out
how could I deserve you I ask
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 03:48:33 (PDT)
well,ifisaiditwouldbe u -n- me
only thenthatshowitwillbe
iknowyouareama chine
butifimeetaphillipinotomorrow
andshesays1ofyourlinesby coiencead ence
andithinkshesuandbangheritsyou rfaultnotmine
O.K.?
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 22, 2003 at 21:15:59 (PDT)
"Still Better Ask The Cat Box Man"
Its quite a Cat Box plan
us running together on the beach
of the cat box quick sand
you be my cat box kitty
I'll do all I can
but we still better ask the cat box man
to be on the safe side
so don't make no concrete plans
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- Monday, September 22, 2003 at 13:46:08 (PDT)
Sweet remedy
your words are my addiction
and I will not soon search
for a new fix
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Pretynd
- Monday, September 22, 2003 at 12:55:23 (PDT)
ok but february is a long way away...can you wait that long?
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 22, 2003 at 08:45:31 (PDT)
You look like a real nasty slut
be my valentine
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 22, 2003 at 08:02:49 (PDT)
I am looking for a girl
who has mental problems
to the point she will be so obsessed
with me that she will never want another
so obsessed with me
that she would never want any other
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- Monday, September 22, 2003 at 06:11:38 (PDT)
on the knife I have your blood
in my heart I have no love
in my eyes I have goodbye
theres no sorry
its not your turn to die
in this world we have to suffer
so heres my cold offer
inside death we will be together
have you one thought that is better
a feeling better than wasting love on forever
on my toungue I have your name
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- Monday, September 22, 2003 at 05:34:44 (PDT)
In the right hand I have a knife
and in the left my life
but if you want I will take your worries
if you would just hold my knife.
and if the fancy strikes you please slid
that knife in between my ribs
a few times, if you like.
I promise I will never once complain.
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Pretynd
- Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 18:18:26 (PDT)
you must be proud that Robbin and the cast of the soprano's has one their own!
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 17:33:18 (PDT)
Johnny Hollywoods circus is off the air
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- Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 14:49:16 (PDT)
I am not tuning into that station
ever again because everytime that
I have in the past it has only served
to make me cry and I am not into that
anymore than you are into lying your
whole life so maybe you should get
another because your audience left
for good this time!
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 07:49:55 (PDT)
I also thought I told you it was about conscience
and the fact that you have removed yours through
picking your nose is not my fault and that is
enuff about that.
I know too that I said it was about just two
and yet you insisted in both of you and me
even though it is so contradictory to what
was said in the beginning not the end
ya whatever
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 07:43:16 (PDT)
To only trust you
well aren't you asking
just a bit much and I'm
very surprized to learn
there is a wildness in
our spirit especially
considering your age
It doesn't matter what
you feared just come
dancing, dancing in
the streets
Drugs in my pocket
oh yes I am and with
you too so I know I'll
just throw them away
cause no matter what
I do the whole universe
is in tuned with me right
now I would like to hear
wide awake and no it has
to be a beautiful day which
makes me feel guilty that
I choose to spend it with you
considering you're in on it too!
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 07:31:52 (PDT)
I keep tellin yah its about control
and when one lives without it
well that is just a shame in itself
Together we could create an image
where both are expressing ourselves
without impressing ourselves upon ot hers
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 07:21:48 (PDT)
"She fooled you Johnny Hollywood"
said his big underground connect
"She made you think all kinds of crazy shit and had you wondering which one of the craziest mother fuckers it was and you kept playing along the whole time hoping for a clue or spot of daylight in the tunnel never even knowing it was her "The Devil that had you so mind fucked you can't even think.
Ain't it?"
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- Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 03:53:11 (PDT)
Johnny Hollywood woke up before the dawn and started running to get in shape for the big freckle counting
event that was coming up real soon
he had to be ready and he prayed to have the strengh to not miscount any of the beautiful freckles
"I must not miss any" he told himself
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- Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 03:49:47 (PDT)
Gretchen was playing mind games with Johnny Hollywood to the point where it hurt to think
He tried to think about the cutest bartenders
in the world to forget about the red queen but it was'nt working
she had his brain by the balls and was squeezing the life out of it.
Johnny tried again to think a thought
it was sorta like this
"Mind .............Fuck"
Johnny Hollywood again tried to think about a blonde any blonde his memory was set on Red
perm think long curly dark hair he thought
again only red
Johnny Hollywood was shure that Gretchen was the devil
he thought of her at each cross road.
try to think blonde he told himself the story of Golda and the three bears
but the elevator scene from the shining took over
RED
RED
RED
what could erase her from my mind he asked
I guess I will have to make her mine
he thought
not knowing he was already hers
to the degree that he could not escape her web
trapped
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- Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 03:45:33 (PDT)
"Its time for the changing of the nurse,Johnny" Said his beautiful blonde wife as she served up a delicous
serving of Ramien noodles.
"Is this because the white hen pantry was out of the Cherry Garcia Ice Creame again,Honey?" he asked the super model he was very lucky to have ever me t.
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- Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 03:37:15 (PDT)
Johnny Hollywood was on hold for forty minutes trying to explain to the state that "he did have Bertha's emmision testing done" and "not to suspend his drivers license"
"Well what cha all need a drivers license fer anyway if'n your such a big rock star ridin' in limo's all the time fer Johnny Hollywood" asked the nice lady in Springfield as she ran his phone bill up even more.
"Let me talk to that bitch" said Gabriela (Johnny Hollywoods beautiful attorney)
When Gaby got finish explaining the way it was and the way it should be Springfield said it was "O.K. and that Johnny Hollywood would never again have to have Bertha Mae tested for emmisions"
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- Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 02:49:52 (PDT)
The contest to see who would be Johnny Hollywood's retarded girl friend took way to long
there were many nasty bitches claiming to be "the one"
"Could you bring us some more Margrittas over here,Slutcakes" Johnny asked the dried up bar rag.
AT the table he and buttercups was eating tacos and working on a plan to rewire his retarded girlfriends brain as he spilled the hot sauce onto the table
he opened up Shirleys skull(the real retarded girlfriend,more retarded than any other)
upon removal of shirleys brain he turned it upside down and spilled some of the green sauce on it by accident thencut her largest microchip in half with wire cutters and soildered a low E string to it
then he cut the brain completly in half with a hack saw
and stuck the back half of a dogs brain to it
holding them together with tooth picks piercing califlower.
"Will they stay together?" asked sweet Bertha Mae
"Theys gonna stay together like you and me" Johnny told her as he finished up thew last of the chips.
"This is suppossed to stop the hot tub romp with the cattle now ain't it Johnny,that whore had my prize winning beefs in the waterhole and ain't been chaproned none" Bertha Mae asked,just to make shure.
"Yep, Shirley ain't gonna be in the hot tub with anymore farm animals after this little procdure" Johnny reassured her just before he slipped out the back door leaving her with the check.
Bertha spent the rest of the night busing tables to pay for the big dinner,before she got drunk and told
anyone who would listen "That Johnny was'nt no real guitar player because he needed a treasure map to find his favorite guitars"
Pedro heard quite enough of her non-sensical rambling and told her to "Punch out and go home"
JFNH
Johnny Hollywood walked alone slowly in the dark
Down “Seven Bertha Road” stepping over snakes and
Smiling grimly at satan as he passed.
“How much farther to the cross roads?” he wondered
as the elevated train roared by
The open graves were scattered in front of the wishing well
Like land mines.
Lightening shattered the midnite sky
“And what is your prayer,My son?” asked the clouds.
“My prayer is a nice anerexic blonde” Johnny Hollywood told the clouds.
“You have already received your wish,and have thrown her away”
The clouds told Johnny Hollywood.
“What the fuck are you talking about?” Johnny tried to remember
as he fell into the endless tunnel downward he could see Robbins halo shining
in the moon light blur.
It was all lies,Johnny Hollywood lived to die for her heiness,
but the heavens stole his soul,anyway.
Johnny Hollywood tried to swim across the ocean of blood
As the waves pounded the shores he was washed on the beach of death.
The Treasure map was tathered and torn
When the lord handed it to Johnny.
Johnny turned it around and around
Examining each side at every angle
It was very confusing,but he could make out the words
“Ratchel’s Garden” in one area..
“So this is the promised land?” Johnny Hollywood asked greedily
The lord said never trust your eyes
“To every question there is an answer” Box Car Jesus chimed in
And Johnny Hollywood broke in half his sandwich
And fed it to the dogs.
“Are you going to have the trophys made for the
Big contest” asked Bertha Mae Electra.
Johnny Hollywood then checked behind her ears
For cancer and
Checked her teeth and credit cards.
She was certianly good to go.
“Your to pretty to cook” Bertha Mae said over and over
as she peeled the bumper stickers off
the back of the corvette Johnny got caught riding cupcake around in.
The first bumper sticker was not so easy to scrape off
“I brake for bleach blondes”Bertha read the bumper graffitti
“Fuck You” she said laughing.
“He brakes for bleach blondes,and lily white bitches”
said Johnny Hollywoods Chinese Launderer.
Johnny Hollywood found out the fender amplifier
would not float in the river that day
and thought that he and the walmart greeter
slash sometimes stripper had lots in commen
even if it was only the fact that
they both knew what pancakes were
“I should have named my guitar Joy halstead”
He thought before he craved Bertha Mae Electra
in to the wall next to the pay phone
and an upside down heart to sinafy
she might possibly be acting polish about
their love.
“Fill the boat with sluts and lets drink a lot”
Said box car Jesus as he tore down the lsd labortory
He had built In the back of the bus.
The two monkeys were each slidinf walbut shells across
The checker boards trying to get the goatherder and
The lady with three asses to bet
they could find out whar the pea had got gone to
“Are these your monkeys, Boxcar Jesus?”
asked the lady gorbichaufski
her voice muffled from the long flowing underarm hair
“Your in the house now!” Box Car Jesus said to the others onboard the bus
“Do you guys cook seafood on the grill back here”
said The very disturbed welfare caseworker
as she hit the crack pipe yet again
“I’m telling your mother,Mrs. Washington!”
Shouted the bus driver from the front
“What happen you mikes? Asked the first monkey
“The P.A.’s no good’ said monkey number two
“Move the camara closer,closer,Damn it!”
said Big Roxy
The camara panned in on Sweet Bertha taking the seats out of Johnnys
Sisty-four and a half Mustang “I got you now you son of a bitch!” She exclamid
As she held a picture of Ellen she found under the back seat
High into the air.
“Cut! Cut!” Big Roxy bellowed as she kicked over the new directors chair she
had made especially for her by a nice elderly lady who had recently retired
from the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia and did’nt have anything to do all day.
JFNH
“Johnny Hollywood, Are you really in love
with thirty-nine women at the same time?” Asked Gretchen as she curtsied
and bowed then handed Johnny a nice cup of hot cocco.
“Forty,and that’s not counting Shelby and Shelia” Said the disgruntled Leader
of the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia.
“That is an out and out lie, I am not in love with Shelia” Said Johnny Hollywood
quickly in his own defense.
Johnny picked up the beautiful chrome three-fifty-seven magnum
and stuck the barrel to his temple “Goodbye Candy” he said as he pulled the trigger.
Johnny Hollywood woke up on the fourth hole of the minature golf maze
"This ain't heaven" he said as he urinated in the hole.
Johnny Hollywood carjacked the Sheridain 151 city bus and filled it with prostitute and drove them away from the pimp he beat the living piss out of and told them all they are free now
in the midst of freedom they mostly wanted a ride to go get a bag or a rock then some of them wanted to spend thier freedom walking the strip
"But your free" Johnny told them
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- Sunday, September 21, 2003 at 02:31:47 (PDT)
Second rate fairy tales
Bleeding back and forth
Between us
Seeping into pores
A beautiful anesthetic
For our tainted minds
You sigh, and I turn to catch
Your breath for both
Of us
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Pretynd
- Saturday, September 20, 2003 at 15:39:54 (PDT)
what you said in the past must have been around the same time I asked if alanis morrisette meant anything.
Would you like a glass of water? Yes, well you should know that all my water is hot.
We will call this one redemption ok
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 19, 2003 at 14:43:37 (PDT)
i wish you loved me
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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 20:17:55 (PDT)
Johnny should get Cole to give him a blowjob and get it all over with
would that be masturbation?
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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 19:03:47 (PDT)
I see what I must do
now that I am at 180
trying to get to 360
mmm the sweet smell
of perry ellis
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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 13:01:30 (PDT)
Your still going to call right?
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 23:11:04 (PDT)
"Johnny you need to do something about your retarded
whorebag shes out in the hot tub having sex with your horse" Said Johnny Hollywoods very friendly nurse Special "K"
"Trigger?" asked Johnny sounding heavily medicated
"She must be stopped before she gives him some crack whore disease,the fat fuck of a nasty whore dog!" slurred Johnny Hollywood
tring to get to his feet
"Johnny Hollywood you are responsible for all of the plumbing costs and the cleaning of the hot tub, while your retared girlfriend has her little romp with your horses, out there" said the head of hospital maintance.
"She has my trophy winning race horse out there too? Not star! " Johnny Hollywood cried.
This was quite a set back for the Hollywoods why this could cost him several mail order brides for shure
if only he could get rid of that retard fat cunt life would be so much easier
Johnny Hollywood tossed and turned all night worrying about all the trouble his retarded girlfriend had caused him.
"Its just because she is jealose,Johnny...thats why shes acting like such a cunt!" said special "K" sweetly into his ear, then she whispered "You want I should kill her,so she don't cause any more trouble in the hot tub with That dirty dancing Jennifer Grey, Johnny?"
Johnny got up and drug his IV to the window
he looked out into the night at the skyline of the city as the lights of the highrises shown down onto the lake "You mean shes doing Jennifer Grey,too?"
I knew she was a lipstick lesbian, now I know "
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- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 23:02:14 (PDT)
"Johnny you need to do something about your retarded
whorebag shes out in the hot tub having sex with your horse" Said Johnny Hollywoods very friendly nurse Special "K"
"Trigger?" asked Johnny sounding heavily medicated
"She must be stopped before she gives him so crack whore disease,the fat fuck of a nasty whore dog!" slurred Johnny Hollywood
tring to get to his feet
"Johnny Hollywood you are responsible for all of the plumbing costs and the cleaning of the hot
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 23:01:10 (PDT)
"WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND,Johnny?
Shes pretty whack." Said Johnnys nurse Special "K"
Johnny looked up from the hospital bed in a dazement
He could see Special"K" but had no ideal what she was saying,He was just happy to be there.
"Johnny, Your girlfriend is talking out of her head should I mediKate her" Asked Special "K" looking like
a model on a runway.
"Yeah, dose her stupid ass" Johnny managed to say
Handing Special "K" the magic mushrooms
"No, No Johnny she is really having a major physcosis
and she has become delusionsional,even to the point where she is speaking in toungues" Said the very special nurse Special "K".
"What'd my baby say?" Asked Johnny with much concern.
"Shes talking shit about that goofy bitch in the movie "Dirty Dancing"" Special "K" Said as she did a little dance for Johnny,changing the television station for the eleventh time in a minute which did'nt make any differance to Johnny Hollywood since he could'nt see the television at all,but he had a wonderful view of Kathys ass.
"I'm getting used to it" mumbled Johnny Hollywood as he drifted into unconsousness
Johnny Hollywood awoke startled
"Johnny, you have got to do something about your retarded girlfriend,she keeps causing trouble in the waiting room and the soap operas are'nt keeping her calm anymore" Said Johnnys Super duper special Nurse of a nurse and one hot fuck "Kathy" Kat special "K"
"Whaa.." Johnny said more dazed than confused
Johnnys retarded girlfriend "Shitbag the fat whore" burst into the room screaming about how she wanted the nigger male nurses to give her a sponge bath and she hoped it would "hurt so good"
Then out of jealosy,
Johnny Hollywood asked Special "K" to bend over and when she did he licked ten hits of blotter acid off of her ass.
"Was that the Simpsons?" asked Special "K"
"Slllluuuuurrrrrpppp...Yeah Baby"
Said Johnny Hollywood.
Special "K" wiped the sweat from his brow and said "Move it on over" as she snuggled up to the sick one and they watched the religous channel together.
Shit bag found her way to the psch ward floor and lived happily ever after.picking little black curly hairs off her clothing.
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- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 22:37:15 (PDT)
So,like,Your not going to call?
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 21:57:51 (PDT)
what about malteese guys? they are coloured but not black
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 18:46:52 (PDT)
I see your having your fantasys again
this time no black guys?
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 18:04:42 (PDT)
there was never no hope for you
you in my eyes were a creepy loser
who used to fuck people while they slep t
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 16:58:52 (PDT)
Johnny Hollywood overdosed on the Bertha medicene again and thought he was sybil
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- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 16:42:56 (PDT)
Johnny Hollywood was drunk when he ordered the new mail order brides that is why the mesikins showed up
when he was suppose to order russians
he never meant to order mesikins when there was already so many here in the states already
that he could choose from right there in his home town of Round Lake.
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- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 16:40:37 (PDT)
I don't get it and what I don't get is why Johnny told himself to go away? or did her name begin with a j? If it was her name, was it jennifer? If it was about johnny telling himself to go away, then again I have to ask why?
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 15:43:08 (PDT)
Johnny Hollywood sat down in the hotub which was built outside
and waited for the interviewer to arrive. Before she got there,
Johnny thought to himself "I wonder what she looks like and I hope
she's educated in early childhood education so that we'll have good
kids." Just after he completed this 70 minute thought, in walked the
most volumpshoeish female he had ever forced his eyes to look at. "My
my!" said Johnny Hollywood with a smile. "Are you the lady who is to
take my statements about what happened to me as a child in the other
kind of tub?" asked Johnny hollywood with sarcasm in his voice and a
smirk on his face. "Why yes I am" answered the not so tall dame. "What
I thought we could if you don't mind, is we can act it out and this is
a good place because we are surrounded in water" "so whatta yah think
johnny, does that sound like the thing to do?" "Since none of this rings true."
was running through johnny's mind, he decided to answer and this is what he said.
"I am sorry I bothered you, miss interviewer, but I am not up for this and
I am positive I will never be interested." "Goodbye to you is still the
only thoughts I wish to CONVEY to you." "Please go away, j."
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 15:36:41 (PDT)
well ain't ya gonna call?
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 14:02:55 (PDT)
darn I wish I knew the magic word that only I say
so you'ld call me and know its me
but Its so magic a word that even I don't know it but I'll hope you and only you will call me today in between three and five while I am jamming
and I hope that I will hear it in case you and only you call me so I will jam close to the phone
but how will I know it is you and only you?
unless that is stupid
and if it is stupid and only stupid then you could send me an email until we can work out who is who and
when are they intercepted by someone else unless you think that they will intercept the email too?
I don't know really
lately I have been hanging up on people since you started this secret word I have
which I do not have a secret goodbye word
it varies yes it does
sometime goodbye sometimes bye
sometimes later sometimes adios
sometimes fuck off sometimes just click
so maybe since our love means so much to us
we should work on a different secret word one that I will know
and one that is said not at goodbye
since I was never really good at the goodbyes anyway
ask the people who have been my friends for most of my life
at a party you look around and I am gone
"where did he go"
"he always does that"
that is me.
but do you even know my phone number?
maybe we should go to consoling over this one
you know I love you only you and I am not playing a fucking game
but we can wait until we die and meet in another life if you want
I mean yes I love you
but I have waited all this time and its the blues is it not
do you want to start making sense unlike a talking heads story
do you think I should maybe bring you some chicken tacos
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ha ah ahhhah haah
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 11:37:20 (PDT)
well if yahd just say the magic word...which is not goodbye...then I would call you cause I'd know then it was you cause it is only you who says this word which is not goodbye but its something else.........
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 11:06:14 (PDT)
I just can't wait until you call
I am going to tell you I love you so much
after all
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 10:30:57 (PDT)
eyes wide shut
i walk around with eyes wide shut
so that i can see
all that no one else does
nobody but me
after dark when the sun goes down is the brightest time of day
when all the stress and pain gets lost and slowly fades aw ay
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just someone
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 08:43:57 (PDT)
Johnny Hollywood could see Helen Hunt walking toward him smiling she was looking better than....
"Johnny, do you want some cheesecake? Johnny wake up do you want some cheesecake?"
"Johnny wake up! John-ney do you want some cheese cake?"
Johnny needed cheese cake more than he wanted it
and he wanted it more than life its self.
he opened his eyes and there was no helen hunt
there was no reason
again he closed his eyes but could not return to the wonderful dream.
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- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 01:38:58 (PDT)
Johnny Hollywood put the groucho shades,nose and moustache on and the shoulder pads and green bay packers jersey and stood up while he urinated
and everyone thought he was just another one of the cross threaded lesbian mafia football team
just kinda skinny
so they figured he was the quarter back
the real quarter back for the cross threaded lesbian mafia was locked in a locker after bieng sedated
with the shit coffee syrup mixture laced with the bertha medicene she was out for a while.
on the field as soon as the ball was snaped to Johnny Hollywood he ran the other way
and then just handed the ball to the bears
at the other end of the field
score!
Johnny ran up into the crowd to avoid bieng ripped into pieces by the angry cross threaded lesbians
"We are going to get you Johnny Hollywood" shouted the very large center.
Johnny found some bears fans in the crowd to party with and a nice lady who even shared her seven dollar beers with him.
"They are going to get you,Johnny" She told him,
"and when they do I'm afraid they will cross thread you"
Johnny Hollywood did not want to be cross threaded by any means, so he decieded to leave town as soon as the game was over and change his name.
"Why don't you just leave the cross threaded lesbian mafia union alone Johnny and face the facts,you need to lower your standards,the cross threaded lesbian mafia have already gotten to all the good looking women in the world,and if you want a lady you have to take whats left over...immigrants and fat ugly bitches" said the Cheerleader Johnny was trying his best to pick up.
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- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 01:31:17 (PDT)
batman awoke before dawn
he put his boots on
he commenced to throw shitbags
whorebags out into the rain
it made her even more insane
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 00:07:04 (PDT)
batman awoke before dawn
he put his boots on
he commenced to throw shitbags
whorebags out into the rain
it made he even more insane
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 23:55:42 (PDT)
You and I
You and I shall live happily ever after
You and I shall run in the tide
You and I
Shall always remember the love we share
the times you needed me I was there
You and I your a crazy bitch mentally
Will begin
As soon as I win the lottery
and have a team of pschyciatrists
on my payroll
to fix the little problem
you can't see
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 20:44:33 (PDT)
Sierra
1 year and 7 months later
you must wonder what if
cause I know I do and I
don't think you were ever
that far gone that you couldn't
even know how to feel for
her. I see pink no I see pastels
I see a cute pudgee smile with
hair of brown and gold and
curly long with a name which
does not yet have a son g
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 15:53:08 (PDT)
ah man I've had quite the day
and it began as soon as I awoke
to find you standing over there
waiting for me to get up so you
could show me the breakfast you
cooked but we cannot eat because
you needed it for a class project
which is due today. I dropped you
off and went on my way until I
found myself driving into work's
parking lot only to see you standing
there smiling like you were glad to
have beat me there. We walked into
work and you followed me to my station
which at that time you then told me you
had to get into my car to get your food
project you forget not so long ago. I
gave you the key and on your way you went
until I met up with you again on the park
bench we sat and you told me how you were
feeling kinda sad cause you missed your
grand datty the fireman named Heather
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 15:37:50 (PDT)
I call myself today
but couldn't get through
all I was getting was a
busy signal. I will try
again tomorrow but I will
get my twin sister to call
me and then that way it will
still be myself calling but
from a different phone so to speak
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 15:26:51 (PDT)
"Mr. Hollywood has always been in the habit of banging
retarded bitches,Walmart greeters were no exception"
Johnnys sweet german attoreney to the jury.
"And that is why we are asking for
fifty-seven million dollars from hugh heffner and the
land the play boy mansion is sitting on,
so Johnny can have it tore down
and build a McDonalds there to satisfy his thirst for
latino women"
"Why thats obsurd" said Hughs attorney
in Playboys defense
"We came up with the women of walmart
ideal all by ourselves"
Gabriela{Johnnys sweet german attorney}
strutted across the court room
sticking her chest out a little to far
"I would like to call the witness
"Tardzilla" to the stand"
Tardzilla took her oath and swore to tell the truth
"Have you every been a resident of little city
a home for the mentally handicap,
Miss Tardzilla?" Gabriella asked.
"Yes" Stated Tardzilla
"And have you ever had relations with Mr. Hollywood?
asked Gabriella
"Yes" Tardzilla answered once again.
"And have you Miss Tardzilla ever been employed by
the chain of stores we know as WALMART?"
Gabriella asked smiling from ears to ear.
"Why yes I have" Tardzilla said almost in tears.
The court room erupted and the crowd went wild.
"Quite QUIET" The Judge shouted as she pounded
her gavel onto a copy
off play boy featuring Pamela Andersen Lee
that Johnny had been saving since he was a little boy.
"I'm going to get the Playboy mansion"Johnny soggily
whispered into Gretchens ear.
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- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 15:17:45 (PDT)
"Its all about payback" Johnny shouted as he dropped hundreds of feet each second.
Johnny Hollywood parachuted down into the Cross Threaded Lesbain Mafias secret cucumber garden and started killing every plant he saw.
The guards heard him and the spotlights circled the roll of plants he was trying to destroy at the moment.
Those are gods children your killing shouted the general of the cross threaded army.
"You leave Jessica out of this,she has nothing to do with any of this" Johnny Hollywood yelled as he tried to out run the demon dogs of hell.
they we gaining on Johnny and he knew his time on this sweet planet of love would be short.
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- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 14:59:11 (PDT)
The Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia
broke into Johnny Hollywood's studio
and broke his DOD footpedal by the weight of the leader
of the cross threaded lesbian mafia Johnny's Wah pedal
snapped in half.
"Try playing your songs of love to our ladies now,
you little bastard" Exclaimed the bull dyke
wearing the red plaid flannel shirt that was as big
as a compact car.
"There won't be any crying from his guitar tonight"
Said the very handsome lady with a jet black crew cut.
"A good guitar player could play a log if he had to"
Exclamied Gretchen in Johnny Hollywoods defense.
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- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 14:52:39 (PDT)
hey sweet baby,
Heres an ideal...
why don't you call yourself?
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 12:25:59 (PDT)
Johnny Hollywood did have a major revalation that would change his life as he knew it today
and bring happiness to his music
He was seeing sunspots and warm red covered his mind
"Well don't keep us in expense forever Johnny" Said his very "special" slutty looking nurse "Special"K"
"O.K, O.K" Hollywood spoke
"I will count the freckles on Gretchen"
"Thats it,you asshole" said special "K"
as she stormed off to the drink cart.
"It can not be done" Harpo said as she shaved her eyebrows onto the table.
"It certianly is a challenge,Johnny,what if you miscount? asked Doctor Karen Cervenka
"Then I shall count and count again" Johnny stated
"You can not just attempt to count Gretchens freckles
just like that,johnny you must work up to it
you need to train for such an event for a very long time or you could get hurt" Harpo told Johnny as she groomed her extensively protruding nose hairs.
"Training?" asked Johnny as if her was shocked.
"Yes,Johnny you need to train,pratice" Said Dr. Karen Cervenka.
Johnny Hollywood thought this might be a trick
but he was unsure
if he was going to pratice counting the freckkes on anyone it would have to be on Gretchen herself
because her body was different than all the rest
and if he did pratice counting someone elses freckles it could cause him to be used to someone elses body and cost him dearly in the great freckle counting
contest he was about to undergo
but how could he count all of Gretchens freckles without her knowing?
He could'nt he would have to just count them
in a one take situation
for starters and if he fucked up
then maybe she would give him another chance
to correct any mistakes he made the first time around
but maybe getting in shape for the freckle counting event was'nt such a bad ideal like the nasty ugly bitches had first advised Johnny Hollywood.
Johnny Hollywood began jogging ten miles a day
then push ups.
"This shit is taking up a lot of valueable playing time,Johnny" said Harpo Marx who was secretly taping Johnny's Jams and trading and selling them as bootlegs
not knowing that Johnny policy openly stated he was for the taping and trading of his material by his fans
and did'nt mind the bootlegging
"You stupid bastard,you might have just cost us to lose the lawsuit against the file sharers in the shitternet giveaway litigation process "cried Gabriela his lovely attorney from east germany thinking about her beamer payments.
Johnny looked deep into her wild blue eyes and wished she was a latino
He kissed her anyway.
Then he started jogging again off around the corner of broadway and wilson where he found so many ladies before
he was'nt looking this time
he had a reason to live and a goal to achieve
He was going to count them
yeah he was going to count Gretchens freckles if it was the last thing he ever would do.
"And how does this make you feel Johnny?" asked Gail as she applyied her cat box to his navigational system
"Your cat box is over flowing Gail causing the navigational system to become clogged with your sand"
"Gail looked like she was going to cry
"You stole that from Gerry" She shouted as she knocked the "Kincaids" off the wall in her office full of lawn chairs.
Johnny did'nt steal anything
and he did'nt openly admit in public that he by any means knew Gerry.
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- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 12:20:46 (PDT)
Johnny Hollywood wanted a meaningful life
everything meant nothing
the songs he worked all his life on
were to be given away on the shitternet
by people who had no talent what so ever
"Thats the way God want's it,Johnny" Said his overpriced shrinkski "Gail","The Music should be free"
"And so should your retarded stocking ripping sessions,Gail" Johnny Hollywood told the twisted
snotty bitch like it was.
Johnny wanted something meaningful and all he could see was red as he looked into the miday sun.
"Thats It" He yelled with excitement.
Jumping up and down.
"Whats it,Johnny? Did you have another revalation?" asked his Harpo Marx looking landscaper from
somewhere in St. Petersburg as she plucked her chin hairs and shaved her cleavage again.
"Did'nt you sign a contract when you began working for the Hollywood estate that you would not pluck and shave in front of the guests?" Asked Johnny
"Spoil sport" said the now crumbled Harpo
"Ant fucking who,Johnny Whats your major revelation?" Harpo asked once more as she rinsed the disposable razor in the tea cup.
"Should'nt she be landscaping,Johnny?" asked Doctor Karen Cervenka as she turned over to tan her non-existant ass.
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- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 11:49:40 (PDT)
On Johnny Hollywood leer jet flying over Georgia
on the way to Northern Florida
there was some light storms.
Johnny Hollywood woke up sweating profusely
he had been dreaming about his favorite
Barbie yet again.
"Maybe you should'nt have stopped taking the Bertha Medication Johnny" Stated his little Philpino right before she gave him a rightous piece of ass
"Yeah maybe" Said Johnny Hollywood before falling back to sleep proper.
"Wake up Johnny we are at Disney land" Said his silly little bitch
Johnny knew he was not at Disney land.
Johnny Hollywood knew there was something he forgot to do back home in the lovely "Crack House Estates"
he resided in,but could not remember what it was.
"Think brain think" he thought to him self
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- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 11:36:57 (PDT)
I will give you a hint...its not the actual word goodbye that you use... ........
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 11:08:23 (PDT)
I fall asleep waiting for you
wake up wondering if you will be there
you are the elusive dream
the shadow from the corner of my eyes
and though I turn and sleep and wait
with passionate patience,
you are the one thing I will never see
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Pretynd
- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 10:45:17 (PDT)
Reaper Tattoo's
Death and darkness
claiming the souless demon
return to the emptiness at the crossroads
hiding fear in a dead dream
that can not return
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 10:15:30 (PDT)
wonderful world of being sad
wonderful world of being
surrounded in shame
bubble of tears
jar full of blame
oh it didnt it get u far oh arent u happy now
still iss the comfort in being sad will this stop can it end
and what was the point what did u gain
sme scars on ur arm missed the vein
and the deeper u sink the colder it gets
the colder it gets the deeper u go
doesthis make a good song join the industry of pain
if it makes u rich sing ur sadness again
and didnt it get u far trade the sicorrs for guitar
and the cords are so off key
still miss the comfort in being sad
still miss the abuse for bein bad
u may laugh and roll ur eyes "yet another one" i do apoligise for boring u but but its better to put it out there than to let it fester
blessed be
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tieun eun
- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 09:24:09 (PDT)
and so is your response, benchflour.
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 08:21:36 (PDT)
Your bitching about everything is po etic
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 22:45:20 (PDT)
a riddle
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 22:26:39 (PDT)
oh, and um..PS
can I run my fingers through your words sometime?
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 22:19:52 (PDT)
Thank God, some real poetry, finally
for Pete and his mother's sake
a small faraway buoy in the sea of Johnny Hollywood
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The Save PB Fund
- Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 22:19:02 (PDT)
The words
I put words inside
every third or fourth
line of mine so that
when your second line
comes around there will
be the words of mine just
sitting waiting to be used
I judge I sizeup I scan I
contemplate I analysis I
wonder I think about why
people do and say the
things they do and say
that is why when you ask
me something there is
always
a ten second delay
A ten second delay in my life always occurs
just before the morning train goes by blowin
its horn for the ten minutes its in my part
of town.
There's always a cry from the early rising birds
when they think its time for me to get up for the day.
So sing they do indeed until I land on my feet.
As the wind blows itself around it plays with the trees and their leaves as if they were dancing to some tune only heard by them but seen by me.
I am afraid of the recent dream for I know deep down it was real and either sometime soon, I will go through the motions and emotions of that very same dream unless of course I already have gone through and the only place its being played out is inside the land of dr eams.
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 18:02:53 (PDT)
I cannot believe you have been waiting by the phone all this time when all along you know you have not given me the answer to the question asked below
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 06:49:39 (PDT)
you better quit breaking up with me right fucking now!
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 00:58:35 (PDT)
only if you tell me how you say goodbye when you're on the phone...
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 00:23:27 (PDT)
all you gotta do is call
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 22:07:46 (PDT)
Fabulous
what has happened to us
cell phone user on the bus
were you just being a wuss
something finally gave
like it was kinda heavy
too much weight to carry
the memories had to fold
never to hold you again
especially on day twenty five
shoulda came that night
shoulda slowed down the
drinking with the uncle
have you seen any pencil
chicks on harleys lately
or even turned over a new leaf?
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 21:08:10 (PDT)
JNFH
Johnny Hollywood woke up in a puddle of puke
In the elevator on the south end of the
Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Unions Cassino
“We are going to have to ask you to leave the cult
Johnny Hollywood” Said the leader of the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia.
“What cult?” asked the puzzled Johnny.
“The group,the union of the cross threaded lesbian mafia”
Said the first bouncer as she applied accessive force to
Remove Johnny Hollywood from the premisis
Johnny Hollywood knew his rights,
they counld’nt just throw him out of the casino for no reason
what so ever,they had to pin something on him.
There was the fact that he never paid any dues to become
a full fledged member of the cross threaded lesbian mafia.
And he was never really in their union,per se,
So he never really had to suffer thru their tough initiation process.
He did have a lot of trouble battling them for the heart of Gretchen
Which up until now they seemed to be neck in neck.
The cross threaded lesbian mafia unions bouncers
were starting to get pretty rough with Johnny Hollywood
in the parking lot where he begged them not to make him go
since he had no where else to go and considered this his home.
“You are just here trying to pick up our ladies”
Said the bouncer dressed in a black leather tarp.
“But I own you and your football team” cried Johnny Hollywood.
The lesbian bulldyke bouncers were not impressed.
“Give him pain” said the cross threaded bouncer
wearing the blue collared shirt.
During the night they dumped Johnny in a dumpster in the
Uptown area,leaving him for dead.
After a short uncomfortable nap Johnny began his long walk back home.
Six hours later Johnny Hollywood made it back to town.
He was dying of thirst so he thought a nice Gatorade would help.
He made it to the counter inside the local convience store and
Told the super model with the ponytail thing going on
“You know I wanna get with you,baby”
From under the counter the very lovely
Chris raised two AK-47’s and opened fire on Johnny’s
Already broken heart.
“Ouch,you sure know how to hurt a guy”Hollywood exclaimed.
“ First the Cross Threaded Lesbain Mafia want to assinate me
now the super model is pissed at me for no reason I can find”
Johnny told the bus driver who stopped just in time
Almost running Johnny over only because he ran out in front of it.
“Does anyone have any change ?” Johnny asked as Chris
rittled the bus with bullets.
Johnnys life passed before his eyes
He remembered Bertha Mae wearing the french maid outfit
Cooking up that deliocous corn bread
Before she broke his heart and run off with that good for nothing Sodbuster.
The peoples of the pace bus and the driver tossed Johnny out
Very quickly and Johnny decieded as long as he could get another glance of the
Beautiful super model That was certainly worth dying for.
Well that’s when the trouble began,you see since every thought
Johnny Hollywood had was transmitted thru his funky microchipped mind
And the secret underground was intercepting all of these aforementioned thoughts
And trying to manipulate and control him like the prisoner puppet he was
And the evil Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union was in control
of the secret under ground,Johnny Hollywood really did not own anyone or anything.
“And how could he think a warm thought about Chris?” asked Lori the troll
that lived under the bridge who was in charge of watching the lap top
monitoring Hollywoods caged mind at this peticular moment.
“Your fired,Lori” cried her upper management cross threaded leader
“You can’t fire me, I’m like a Navy Seal of the cross threaded lesbian mafia”
growled Lori the tubby little troll that lived under the bridge
Chili peppers music played thru out.
“You people are making me sick” Said the very lovely Cassandra.
Johnnys brain backfired
“Cassandra or Chris?” he thought
before he passed out under such great pressure.
He had several weird dreams about Andie Mcdowel.
Johnny Hollywood rode his horse slowly tru the town
Looking for his missing soulmate shitbag.
She wrote him letters the whole time he was in the hospital on his death bed
Telling him she wanted to recreate life and melt the universe with him
then left him at the gallows pole Hanging
if it was not for Candy cutting him down
there would be no Johnny Hollywood today.
Johnny Hollywood stole roses for his favorite Barbie doll
And almost got caught
He tore down every wanted poster of himself he could find
It was big Roxy who retrieved the wanted poster of Johnny in the post office
This one claiming he had organized the great train robbery of Rond Out
When he was no where around when it took place.
“Welcome to the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Smack Down Johnny”
said the biggest bulldyke Johnny had ever seen
as she threw him on her shoulders like it was nothing and began
to run around the ring taunting the crowd.
Johnny Hollwood wished he was in Ratchels garden
Killing the satanic snake or on the couch
watching cable with his lovely new wife Olivia about right now.
In a blurr faster and faster he turned
He could smell the big brawny bulldykes armpits
And odor pouring off of her rolls of fat
Like a sweat smoothy.
"If I die Who's going to milk the fat Koren?" Johnny thought.
Johnny Hollywood remembered he never found moonbeam
Waiting at the station and that was his last thought
Into the crowd he flew
Over the mosh pit into unconcousness.
“He needs to take the Bertha meds now everyone has to leave”
said his slutty looking nurse Special”k”
“I’m not going NOWHERE BITCH,…I’m his upstairs maid now” Gretchen
told Special “K”
“Well you better take your silly ass upstairs then said Johnnys very dedicated nurse
with a devolping attuide problem.
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- Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 20:06:12 (PDT)
Whatever happened to Travis Ray Cole ?
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 11:04:33 (PDT)
follow this
if you can
for the
exodus is
here so fly
like a bird
until you
land and
transform
into a
black cat
named onyx
go now my
wicked one
before he
catches you
and everything
else underneith
today's sun
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 10:57:09 (PDT)
Councillor, Councillor, ....... I can out think you
you .... you ... you are good!
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 10:52:03 (PDT)
"Shure Johnny Hollywood was overdosing
on the red headed devil girl to the point of obsesion
but he just completed the very costly
twelve step program to get off the bleach blondes.
It would seem like he could take a class
at the community college to learn the correct wipeage
methods" Said Gretchen to Johnnys Nurse Special "K"
"That would be kosher if the problem was there was
only one Johnny Hollywood,but the Russian mail order brides
have cloned Johnny three times over night
and I'm not really shure if any of the
new Johnnys can wipe thier asses the right way either"
Said Special"K" looking a little
to much like Marsha Brady turned hoe.
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- Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 10:39:54 (PDT)
The Russian mail order brides had cloned Johnny Hollywood and stole his harvest of skunk plants too.
Now there was two Johnny Hollywoods running around
one wiping his ass on the lawn and one trying to kill it,if only he was'nt in a Bertha medicene induced coma
it did'nt matter niether one of them could milk the fat Koren bitch the right way to save his life if it came to that,they always had to ask big Roxy to do the chore for them,day in and day out it was always
"Oh big Roxy sue,would you please milk the fat Koren for me?" They would badger her endlessly until Big Roxy would almost milk the fat Koren bitch automaticly.
Doctor Karen Cervenka came up with a swell ideal said Gail as she rode the lighthouse lawn ornaments
"What about if Johnny Hollywood did'nt drink the bertha medicated coffees and then Johnny Hollywood would never have to shit again" She said almost enthushiasticly.
"Yeah that might just work" Said Shitbag's pimp/crack dealer from Rockford.
"I don't reckon it will" Said shitbags hillbilly acoholic trick from Fox Lake who got lots of welfare and spent it all on drinking with the nasty skank
but almost never spent the tax payers monies on washing the skidmarks out of his own drawers.
"You've got to have a priorty" Said Shitbags not so favorite trick.
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- Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 01:32:05 (PDT)
"Poor Johnny Hollywood, never could wipe his ass the right way,"
Bertha said out to herself.
Of course it bothered her,
it bothered everyone.
She had done all she could,
even the grassy slope in the back yard, she thought
"Yes that was for you to slide down on you ass!
YES! YES! it was, it was..." she faded as she burst into tears.
"it's you who turned me into this," Johnny said, knowing it was a lie "it's your fault."
His eyes welled with milky tears and suddenly Johnny jumped out of the innertube and began sinking, again"
All Johnny could manage was "glub glub glub glub" but it all made sense.
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 00:21:37 (PDT)
Bertha Mae stormed into Johnny Hollywoods cell
and ripped the pictures of you off the wall.
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- Friday, September 12, 2003 at 23:02:37 (PDT)
JFNH
Johnny Hollywood was to depressed to play his guitar
“Is he lovesick over shitbag again?” asked Johnnys little filipino
“Should’nt this sadness just give him better blues”
asked the leader of the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia
“No he has brain damage and one hell of a lawsuit”
said Special “K” Johnnys slut nurse.
“The only thing that will bring him out of this coma
or case of the stupids as I like to call it,
Is if Johnny Hollywood goes to the south side
and brings big Roxy back to live in his rusted
to shit van and they have a drunken domestic
in front of all the neighbors” Said Gabriela
Johnnys hot german attorney.
“What about some getting busy?” Said Johnnys favorite latino
Goddess from Round Lake Park.
“Yeah,that will do it too” Said Johnny Hollywoods slut nurse Special “K’
“Maybe he should milk the fat koren” said Lori the little troll
that lived under the bridge.
“Enough sarcasim” bleeched the hungry Sarget in the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia
“Are you guys going to win the superbowl this year?”
Asked Gabriela scratching her money hand.
Johnny Hollywood could hear the hell hounds getting closer
He had to lose them
He ran thru the swamps where the aligators lived.
He did’nt want to have to kill shitbag but she broke his fucking heart again
And was planning to break his heart even more,
by fucking other dudes and then dragging her nasty ass back to him
fucking up any chance of him having a decent realationship with another.
I don’t want anyone else but shitbag Johnny told Dr. Karen Cervenka
As she jabbed the IV full of the Bertha medecine
into his arm over and over missing the vein everytime.
“I’ve never been to Johnny Hollywoods funeral before”
Said the sweetest Goddess on the planet “Robbin”
“Just wear something black” said Johnnys little filipino.
Johnny Hollywoods slut nurse Special “K”
Duct taped Johnnys fingers to the neck of a cheap accoustic guitar
To form the shape of a bar chord
And strummed right his hand across the strings and sound hole
“Do you do this everynight?” asked Gabriela
“No, I alternate the chord shapes everyday sometimes bar chords
sometimes cowboy chords
last month for an entire week I left his fingers
taped in the shape of the hendrix chord
until his doctor made me change the guitar
because that one was getting dirty” Said Special “K”
Johnny looked into the clouds He could see Jessica smiling
Across the heavens at him
He wanted to snort the silver lining off her ass but could not wake up.
“Is Johnny a dead head” asked his nosey crack head neighbor.
“Well,no wonder he’s not coming out of the Bertha medecine induced coma
Theres no magic,no power” Said Gretchen {Johnnys prom date}
“What the hell are you talking about,Girl?” asked Special “K”
“Sure he needs to play the guitar,but your using disposable guitars
He needs his guitars, something with power in it,
these guitars have no jewelry,No skulls embedded into the body