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"The Ballad of Inga the hillbilly and just another American poet{Not Jewel}"

Inga baby,please don't go
you know I love you so
Inga baby
I don't know
ohhh ohhh
tried to get you hip
look into your eyes
break my heart never mind my mind
Inga baby,I know you know
I love youski
be my ho ..yo
what up doh
Inga baby I can't let you go
your in my hurting soul
so far
I'll never be able to...
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LIVE
- Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 10:01:57 (PST)

yeah take that you meat loaf looking son of a skitch-miester

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Anonymous
- Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 09:53:22 (PST)

well la di da mister American Fat ma n
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 09:31:18 (PST)

you just try to make me crazy
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--
- Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 01:03:53 (PST)

actually you probably wear colored contacts. misty two-lips.
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Anonymous
- Monday, October 28, 2002 at 13:19:03 (PST)

"Waste of Mind"

I could not love someone else after you
ready to crack suicide I'd rather
it does not matter
I'll never hear the truth
I tried to love again
I am a fool
I tried to find your heart to believe in
I found no kindness from you
when I needed your warmth
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Anonymous
- Monday, October 28, 2002 at 10:56:17 (PST)

Get mo
As a lesbo
trading licks with dykes so ho-mo-lee
Dry docked
with a big cock
straight sex hurt inside so painfully
Now that
You know what it's really all about
You can turn body inside out
Get mo
As a lesbo
And have a tongue-teasing good time
a palate pleasing good time
You'll have a gay old time!

(to the tune of "The Flintstones")
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Monkeysalad
- Monday, October 28, 2002 at 10:17:46 (PST)

the truth
all wrapped up in lies
fabricated reasons to try
lust suicide
believe me
love can die
without trust
the truth
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'
- Monday, October 28, 2002 at 07:19:25 (PST)

"So You Think You Like Them Dumb?"

Green or Blue
the make up

apathy
pass on the truth
you'll never find me
in your lies
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'
- Monday, October 28, 2002 at 07:11:42 (PST)

"You Try To Break My Heart"

Do you think that love
is the answer

I can find another dancer

hold on to nothing
heart stings raw

the prayer for freedom
you never understood at all

Do you feel like lies
are cancer

I can find two more dancers
or a waitress with brains

now you wanna play games

expect to recieve the same

maybe your subscription to my love
has been cancelled

you can only stab me in the back
so many times before you kill my heart
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foad
- Monday, October 28, 2002 at 07:08:23 (PST)

"Nothing"

Your calling the wrong number
you know that I'm not there
your calling the wrong number
desperate breath of dead air

Your dreaming a lost memory
burnout fantasy unfair
ending inside your heartache
into the last ember you stare

Your holding onto nothing
even when nothings there
inside your empty hand
was a thorn bleeding beyond car e
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.
- Sunday, October 27, 2002 at 21:55:34 (PST)

green does it 4 me
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Anonymous
- Sunday, October 27, 2002 at 21:51:54 (PST)

Your calling the wrong number
you know that I'm not there
your calling the wrong number
desperate breath of dead air

Your dreaming a lost memory
burnout fantasy unfair
ending inside your heartache
into the last ember you stare

Your holding onto nothing
even when nothings there
inside your empty hand
was a thorn bleeding beyond care

........ ..
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Travis Ray Cole
- Sunday, October 27, 2002 at 21:50:57 (PST)

there's my love
in all his

misspelled splendor
it takes more than one song
to build the acquired taste

"I don't know what takes hold out there in the dessert cold.."
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Eve
- Sunday, October 27, 2002 at 21:40:18 (PST)

wow thats really a profound statement! who'd of thought that the atittude made you a slut?!?! huh...
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Snow Roses
- Sunday, October 27, 2002 at 19:25:26 (PST)

last night I dreamt of your place
I walked into your apartment and
you lead me over to the empty chair
and as I sat down you kissed my face
when we were done you showed me to the door
and out into the stairs leading to the subway
you then told me how to get back if I ever did
so you tell me was I dreaming or did we meet?
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dk
- Sunday, October 27, 2002 at 11:01:05 (PST)

I'm not going to pray for anything
I'm not going to wish for the best
I'm not going to hope it gets better
because I really could not care le ss

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Travis Ray Cole
- Saturday, October 26, 2002 at 11:12:17 (PDT)

hahahaha misty two-lips!
tis green eyes that dont make the slut, tis your skanky attitude!
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Anonymous
- Saturday, October 26, 2002 at 09:42:49 (PDT)

Whats wrong with green eyes???????? I got 'em and im not a slut.
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Snow Roses
- Friday, October 25, 2002 at 12:50:33 (PDT)

I NEED A LOVER

Chorus:
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
I need a lover that won't drive me mad
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy

I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
Someone to thrill me and then go away
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
Someone oughta be a lover, hey hit the highway

Well I've been walking the streets in the evening
Racin' through this human jungle at night
I'm so confused, my mind is in deprend
Hey I'm so weak, won't someone shut off the lights
Electricity runs through the _videos_
Now what's it from, is it _cold_like_a_home_
And all the stonies are dancing to the radio
I've got the world calling me tonight on the phone

chorus
... someone oughta be a lover, hey hit the highway

(Instrumental break)

Well I'm not wiped out by this _rule_ from the life I'm livin'
But I'm gonna quit my job, I'm goin' to school again back home
Now I'm not askin' to be alone or be forgiven
That I just can't be shakin' in this bedroom one more light alone

chorus
... someone oughta be a lover, hey hit the highway

I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
Someone to thrill me and then go away
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy

chorus...

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Anonymous
- Friday, October 25, 2002 at 08:26:24 (PDT)

You make life
really not worth it
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Anonymous
- Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 23:19:00 (PDT)

i want to believe your lies in the rain

intill i kill you
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Anonymous
- Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 23:10:03 (PDT)

"Single File Line Please"

Like a comet across the dirty bleeding skies
painted death thoughts and war horses collide
in the shadow of your slut green eyes
across a sea of rose pedals and broken violins
the shining knight of heavy metal steel
with a thousand volient remedies

I can only save one whore at a time.

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...
- Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 08:38:46 (PDT)

"Love on all the wrong basis"

O.K. This time you be the Virgin Mary
and I'll be the Baby Jesus
and you shit me out onto the ground and the devils goats will lick me clean.
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lye dye
- Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 08:14:51 (PDT)

there's nothing we can love together

not
even
*you*
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Eve
- Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 17:47:48 (PDT)

i sing my songs of sorrow,
i laugh my laugh of pain
but i will never again smile with happiness
because the reson i smiled is gone
what is the point of happiness
what is the point of ur fake love
i never fell in love be4
because a person to love never came
i will always spend my life alone
with 15 cats as my only friends
because who can love a girl like me
who can naver be happy or truely love
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Risika Saint
- Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 06:38:13 (PDT)

you can lick me, sir leather-boy.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 21:08:43 (PDT)

i'd rather you lick every inch for m e
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 20:21:53 (PDT)

lick every inch of your skin
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 19:37:50 (PDT)

I'm too tired of thinking

Why can't everything go the way it should?
Why do I have to fight constantly for my beliefs when my Constitution protects them?
Why is the basis of unfairness turning?

Someone, please tell me...
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Pins & Needles
- Monday, October 21, 2002 at 10:16:10 (PDT)

Top Ten Reasons
Why I got Married

Number Ten

I needed someone to blame my farts on.

Number nine

She sings my song better than anyone ever has.

Number eight

When you turn the light on in the yard and let it shine thru the blind and turn the lights off in the house she looks just like Robbin Stello.

Number seven

I've never had sex three times a day let alone five
even at my "peak".

Number six

I like sleeping in a snowmobile suit.

Number five

I just wanted to see if anyone was crazy enough to marry my stupid ass.

Number four

I like being bitched at.

Number three

Tired of doin' Kennys 'ol lady.

Number two

Sure don't wanna end up with Bertha, Dawn,or Geri.

The Number one reason why I got married is
{big drum roll}

I really Love her

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top ten list
- Sunday, October 20, 2002 at 13:04:01 (PDT)

Winner Winner Winner

Candice!!

Miss Fall 2002

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Anonymous
- Saturday, October 19, 2002 at 09:10:30 (PDT)

sometimes
loudest isn't good enough
inherited the case
a thousand rulings over

so where are the paper scraps when you need them
and
rocking along
the porch river
wont bring it to me

I found something in the trees
to absorb
my capacity

when all you've done is deject
and throw it all away

so I found me a forest
and I've gotta say

you've got nothing up on this wood

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Eve
- Friday, October 18, 2002 at 09:17:15 (PDT)

I am a little confused
not knowing what is real
in this day of seriousness
it has been so hard to tell
whether I am seeing you right
and if I am hearing you correct
tell me again why it is not important
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Anonymous
- Thursday, October 17, 2002 at 14:59:37 (PDT)

you know when its real when it hits you that instant.
when you're together and nothing elese matters. when it shows in your face that smile that never fades, but that fear that's always there for any moment it could be gone.leaving you hanging, setting you free you know its real when you say it with out thinking, because you know deep inside there is no question. as the words leave your lips they echo back no pause just feeling. the wave of relief as if a weight has been lifted. you are not aloneyou are the same and it hits you that instant. makeing whatever happends so incredibly worthwhile because you know it's real
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rachel
- Wednesday, October 16, 2002 at 15:17:38 (PDT)

that doesnt mean it doesnt suck, tho ugh
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, October 15, 2002 at 10:05:37 (PDT)

wow, performance art
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, October 15, 2002 at 10:04:58 (PDT)

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Anonymous
- Tuesday, October 15, 2002 at 09:40:56 (PDT)

jack be nimble jack be quick,
jack, he missed, hes how unich
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Anonymous
- Monday, October 14, 2002 at 13:11:28 (PDT)

Johnny jump up
over the candlestick
over the moon
and over the rainbow
someday your dreams will come true
and we'll find you
lost in our own
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Pins & Needles
- Monday, October 14, 2002 at 10:26:49 (PDT)

SOME PEOPLE ARE SUCH ASSSSSSSSSSSSSH HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEE EEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, thanks..bye bye
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Anonymous
- Monday, October 14, 2002 at 00:06:25 (PDT)

Lewis Carroll was a pedophile
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Anonymous
- Sunday, October 13, 2002 at 21:22:53 (PDT)

"we both know you could deflate a seven hurricane"
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Anonymous
- Sunday, October 13, 2002 at 20:14:58 (PDT)

FREE AT LAST

Free at last, free from the terror that only existed
in my brain. The lights are on in heaven once again,
GOD how I love thee. My heart is abound with joy, no
more sweet sorrow here, no more grieving of what could have been, only anticipation of knowing what WILL be. I am lucky and I sing her songs, loud and
proud my voice beckons. Yes Free at Last.
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Anonymous
- Sunday, October 13, 2002 at 13:56:42 (PDT)

it is a street but it is not coronation
you would remember it if you had seen it
well I went by there today and noone home
I now have a fascination about it to know
if anyone from the street is coming home?
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Anonymous
- Sunday, October 13, 2002 at 06:40:05 (PDT)

"This time without deorderant"

And Alice began to dance
upon the drop a stitch cat box curtsie cookies
as though they were my heart
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asshole
- Sunday, October 13, 2002 at 06:22:09 (PDT)

Wake up everybody
its time to bitch at me some more
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you can fuck off
- Sunday, October 13, 2002 at 00:02:13 (PDT)

happy (belated) national coming out day!
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Anonymous
- Saturday, October 12, 2002 at 15:37:13 (PDT)

as nasueum
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Anonymous
- Saturday, October 12, 2002 at 15:36:26 (PDT)

"Pressurized Pissing"

I sold the second guitarist to the indians
because he knows how to pull the bark off the trees
to make syurp with and wanna do the monitor
because it looks like you

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.
- Saturday, October 12, 2002 at 11:30:41 (PDT)

The lord box elder christ a motz a ball
upon the vice grip heavens

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Anonymous
- Friday, October 11, 2002 at 21:40:22 (PDT)

I am alive in a place and time
where our heros die
and children scream in the shadows
but no one remebers them.
Where realities are inseperable from the nightmares
I wander in search of a place to call home,
and find nothing but shattered renaments
of what was
and what will never be.
everyday people die
and cry
and moan in pain for an answer
just something to give them hope
and it never comes
and despair becomes a cherished stage which is too far from our reach
excuse me if i end this for I have lost my faith

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Rayven tears
- Friday, October 11, 2002 at 09:31:46 (PDT)

my two (.02) cents

your memory lingers like a bad smell
coming from a basement full of mould.
you sit where you sit now and think
that I am sitting here thinking too
when the truth of the matter is that
I'm long gone by the time you get here
so don't get too carried away that you
begin to lose sight of how you got here
in the first place and how you would have
realized after being in here that you are
a guest among many who have ruled in here
long before you ever came into being

a long time ago I knew of a magical place
tucked off into the bush where whenever I
visited, there was never anyone else there

I was free to unleash my thoughts to the wind
and give thanks to all the other life around me

I have come to believe through those visits that
if it weren't for water, we could not exist and
our trees are necessary so that we may breath as
well as our need to have insect, plant, and animal life around. I am not so sure that we have found
our Creator and that could be different for each
soul which is born and then given the birthright
to live. That really doesn't matter here and the
point I am trying to make is that we as individuals
need to go inside to find the truth. Questions need
to be asked and answered to the sincerely of your
best ability. Once you have honestly lQQked inward
and have found the truth for you to live then you begin to live that truth so that you can be a good
minded, helpful, caring, sensitive, compassionate, individual, person, human being, soul, life.
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dontcausestrifecausepeace
- Thursday, October 10, 2002 at 16:59:23 (PDT)

"Love Poem"

I could'nt leave you at the crossroads
I'd have to keep you for me
something to believe in
how did you get so sweet

I'd never leave you for the president
of the "rat acid band" fan club{midwest chapter}
no matter how good she looks
I want you and even like the way you cooks

Its you I want
to spend all my time on
its you who melts my mind
intil I'm crazy
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Anonymous
- Thursday, October 10, 2002 at 04:43:18 (PDT)

"Sloppy Suicides"

I wanna put the barrel
to my brain
and pull the trigger
'till I'm not insane

I want to free my mind of loving you
and kill the worries of your love untrue

release the care
kill the pain
I don't ever want to start over
again

kill me let the music die
to all the songs you've closed your mind

I can't cry your tears
tell you what is real to feel
cut the virgin deck
to no one we kneel

a road the has to end
lies are my only friend
clouds that roll by
taking my soul with them
I can't hear you asking why

and still you'll want to sell it

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Edward Low E
- Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 03:50:16 (PDT)

maybe you are waiting in the wrong p lace
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 03:30:24 (PDT)

hide me please
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 03:18:29 (PDT)

I was there
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Eve
- Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 19:47:53 (PDT)

Meow dirty to me
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 14:10:29 (PDT)

is this a private waiting room
or what
and if so maybe you got time
now to check yourself for the lumps
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 12:12:27 (PDT)

i must be too dumb to be proud
because i waited
i waited
here
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Anonymous
- Monday, October 07, 2002 at 21:57:43 (PDT)

it smells like Raine.
yum
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Anonymous
- Monday, October 07, 2002 at 10:55:45 (PDT)

answers glowing
eyes don't know
where we're turning
the ship's about to sink
we'll never find
the proverbial link
the faucet's always pouring
in the sink
the porcelain's glowing
the toothpaste covered link
to the bracelet
left in the sink
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Pins & Needles
- Monday, October 07, 2002 at 09:44:16 (PDT)

"glued on smiles"

satan tard
yer my jest my stlye
tell me you philosophy
after its tard time for a while
give me the glued on smiles
glued on smiles

flowers like a dogs ass
golfing in the botcolism bath
in canadia I bet they spell lezbian with an E
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Anonymous
- Monday, October 07, 2002 at 03:34:11 (PDT)

i cut the fone line
but dont know
whoaa whoooaa how
my brains a land mine
so dont have another cow
thought abortion

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.
- Monday, October 07, 2002 at 03:30:09 (PDT)

"Percentages"

Nintey-six percent of the time I do
eighty-five percent of the time I am thinking of
bear traps under the window

what do I see in your blank stare
theres nobody going to hide me
theres nothing left that makes me care
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Anonymous
- Monday, October 07, 2002 at 03:25:53 (PDT)

i gotta crush on u
i gotta crush on u a crush on u, i gotta crush on
a cutie pie 19 yr old,...should i feel the way that i do i gotta crush on u a crush on u....

help......
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babyjane
- Sunday, October 06, 2002 at 22:07:54 (PDT)

I don't want welfare!!!
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Anonymous
- Sunday, October 06, 2002 at 17:19:19 (PDT)

I swear to god
this is a work son g!!
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hey baby,can we borrow your wedding dress if we promise not to get chicken on it?
- Sunday, October 06, 2002 at 04:19:58 (PDT)

"You Do The Math"

Dancing boy John Travolita,
Goodtimes JJ Edgar Hoover,
and Gilligan scurry over to the Super K-mart
to buy Honeycups a douche kit

Dancing boy decides to shoplift
the most expensive one made,
but its only two bucks and some change
so he steals denture adhesive instead
because its value is upwards of five bucks
{twice the value of the aforementioned douch kits}

J-J wants to go with the 69 cent-er
and Gilligan wants to make one using two cocanuts
which is the better way to go?
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It all adds up
- Sunday, October 06, 2002 at 04:11:44 (PDT)

in the name of art
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non-art
- Saturday, October 05, 2002 at 06:22:10 (PDT)

he quite does my hands justice
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Eve
- Friday, October 04, 2002 at 20:26:18 (PDT)

Fucked again
Fucked again
Just bend right over
and let 'em slip it in
F U C. . . K E D
A G A I N!
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Monkeysalad
- Friday, October 04, 2002 at 16:46:56 (PDT)

Her name is Hedda
She give head betta
So if ya get her
Lay backs and letta
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monkeysalad
- Friday, October 04, 2002 at 16:45:07 (PDT)

it's time you owned up to how you really feel
acknowledged your needs
and chucked those silly ideals
your life is a mess
I think you ought to confess
you don't typify the norm
in that SS uniform
we'll hang them from the higest yardarms
for sporting shots with trusty sidearms

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Pins & Needles
- Friday, October 04, 2002 at 16:42:41 (PDT)

"I love my wife"

I love my wife
I love my wife
shes just right
everything
I need in life

I used to think
that all you super models were alike
but this one
is outta sight

I love my wife
{he loves his wife}
I love my wife

In the morning
all day and night
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Anonymous
- Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 23:30:02 (PDT)

"adios"

you'll never find me
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..
- Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 21:31:49 (PDT)

Later
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Anonymous
- Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 21:29:51 (PDT)

I want nicer boobies I want to love him
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Anonymous
- Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 20:01:38 (PDT)

keep waiting
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Anonymous
- Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 00:33:41 (PDT)

your screaming
while I'm drowning
and this place is filled with the
fading echoes of your voice
and I'm catching you from
the corners of my eyes
and I am sure at this moment
that you are very close to jesus
Let me know when you're through
with him
so that I can get right back to drowning
and giving you
everything you need
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Pretynd
- Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 16:51:41 (PDT)

i dunno about john wayne, but the pope uses kotex supers
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 20:17:45 (PDT)

pins and needles
needles and pins
where one life ends
another begins
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 20:14:54 (PDT)

I didn't like the way you moved,
all jerks and bumps,
The way your sneakers stuck out
from your rolled up cuffs.
And sitting in the lonely sweatshirt
of the boy you left behind

then we started talking
and we gave each other
all each other's keys

talked about that boy
you and him
him and me
all the way to your house
Under the apricot tree .
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Pins & Needles
- Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 18:24:33 (PDT)

Happy Birthday, Teddy
I love you
: )
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Eve
- Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 16:17:53 (PDT)

yesterday, today, someday, each day, present day, future day, lou day, one day, sick day, my day, monday, everyday, hay day, may day, pay day,

night time, sometime, no time, sick time, daytime, with time, over time, which time, that time, since that time,

life has taken me to the heavens and back
I have seen something so beautiful only
meant for my eyes, my soul, and my mind
and the sources of life that were involved
were too the best and beautiful that I have
to dedicate in memory and in honour any awards
that I may receive as a result of the education
that I have received.

owed to them is recognition of a patience they had with me and even though they may never know if I am
actually recognizing them or someone else is okay with me because their really is only two humans that I would say publicly and those people who deserve credit for my success are mattdameeanne and murtim
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 29, 2002 at 09:31:34 (PDT)

K-Pax

there suspended and surrounded by brilliance
is a milky way that appears to be red and that
is only because it is so far away and it would
take our technology 13 to 14 billion light years
to reach it and in the meantime, time still exists
and it continues on and as it is it is causing those
who are alive and thinking to witness and comment on
the aging process and so by the time our technology
reached this milky way it would no doubt have aged so
much that it may not exist anymore and the technology
could find instead a blackhole in the milky way's p lace
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 29, 2002 at 09:17:53 (PDT)

today I will freeze a moment
I will stop time and I will
suspend this moment from moving
with time even though time here
will have stopped and has not
been spent well here because
they dont understand why you
always follow them around and
so today I will get the answer
we all so deserve to receive
trust me when I say you will
never be clean of this unless
you confess to your stalks
and their whereabouts in the
fields of where you put them
after you watched them grow
to a certain height only to
remove them from their home
onto a new sight so you say
that you see but if you can
see then where are we?
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 29, 2002 at 09:09:40 (PDT)

The Pope, John Wayne, and Jesus Christ
walk into an Osco drug store to buy tampons....

Which brand do they choose?
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.....The River
- Sunday, September 29, 2002 at 05:22:49 (PDT)

da ba di da ba do
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 28, 2002 at 22:43:36 (PDT)

"A Given"

the moment interests the singing noise
her only secret is mine for the time
worries of descretion have meaning i'm soiled
deceptions the only key to souls
lies are better understood
because unlike truth
a lie is shaped then told and ends with juice
the taste is heaven and the expression is priceless
even if determined i lie for abuse
the given fact that im all im am
is the single lie that im all ive said

"with a lie you are who you say" SCARY HUH
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eunuch
- Saturday, September 28, 2002 at 18:38:11 (PDT)

during each day there is a system at work which serves to pollute the earth and people and this cannot be prevented because in order for the system to survive it must rear its ugly backwash of pollution. A perfect example of this would be to look at the system of vehicles. As people, we function in a world which requires people to work and in order for people to work, people need some type of transportation. Not all people can use bicycles, carpooling or public transportation and so it is those who cannot use these alternative types of transportation that end up purchasing from the vehicle system and really through no fault of their own they too are assisting in the perpetuation of pollution. Basically it works like this and that is that the system cannot be broken unless people want the lives broken.
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 27, 2002 at 17:09:18 (PDT)

The 1960's

If I had another moment with you
I now know what I would say to you
even though I know you wouldn't agree
I still think that you should know somethings
I never meant to hurt you or cause you pain
but the moment I saw you again, I just knew
rekindling something with you would turn out
to be the same as before and that is not good.
The reason it would not be good is that I was
looking for more and you simply were not and
I would have been with you under false pretense
because ultimately my heart belongs to him and
that is where I ended up; back in his arms of comfort.
I love him and that will never change and I love you too which that will always remain the same as you were so good for me at a time when my life had a few years back said goodbye to a relationship which really was bad and you were there and showed me a side of yourself and a side of life I ultimately later in life strived to model after. thank you D

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Anonymous
- Friday, September 27, 2002 at 11:51:17 (PDT)

" eloping with my weapon of choice"

the sweet smell of poppys makes me quill
the wait can never smell the surge
finding care in another disaster
drugs of choice our weapons in war
the sad thing eats me because im aware
because i know my perpose is to share
mine or yours it does'nt matter
reloading my fiction in a sense with colateral
even if death comes between me and fun
its so much better if i went along with some
the taste is sour but never as sweet
as the first day my opium said hi to me
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eunuch
- Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 14:28:44 (PDT)

" eloping with my weapon of choice"

the sweet smell of poppys makes me quill
the wait can never smell the surge
finding care in another disaster
drugs of choice our weapons in war
the sad thing eats me because im aware
because i know my perpose is to share
mine or yours it does'nt matter
reloading my fiction in a sense with colateral
even if death comes between me and fun
its so much better if i went along with some
the taste is sour but never as sweet
as the first day my opium said hi to me
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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 14:25:18 (PDT)

I'm not scared anymore

I found it
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Eve
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 20:02:45 (PDT)

the numbers

20, 36, 12, 5, 78, 98, 2, 3, 65,-
3, 62, 23, 654, 76, 45, 78, 99,
31, 14, 17, 47, 32, 92, 18, 27, 38,
56,89, 76, 43, 65, 54, 29, 31, 97,
5, 7, 3, 95, 21, 32, 587, 98, 46,
100, 45, 65, 76, 97, 32, 96, 666

boom boom boom on your bitch ass nigger
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kurt cobains twelve gauge shootgun
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 18:48:26 (PDT)

your kiss is a whisper that leaves me wanting more
your love is what makes me breathe each breath
but my breaths are getting shallow
and my lips are lossing their whisper
where did u leave me, that days that feels like yesterday
y were u so angry when i had to say goodbye
now all that is left is a whisper
and my breaths are getting shorter
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on my vacation i found him
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 17:54:32 (PDT)

you can just make music right in front of me, I don't mind
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 09:20:11 (PDT)

I miss him

it's a yuck/yuck situa tion
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Eve
- Monday, September 23, 2002 at 20:38:01 (PDT)

Sex and Tobacco
by
Travis Ray Cole

Oil spills,contaminated water
lab sample analiysis,damaged animals
additionally dumped waste products
in the hot morning sand
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..
- Monday, September 23, 2002 at 16:17:25 (PDT)

First comes Love
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 23, 2002 at 09:12:01 (PDT)

heheheheheheh he said Eunich!
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 22, 2002 at 14:36:25 (PDT)

"You mean THIS color !?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Did you ever do the Sushi thing?
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Eve
- Friday, September 20, 2002 at 21:54:33 (PDT)

tis the night where i am lonely
this is every night
havent an answer, havent a prayer
i am past the point of careing
i dont even try anymore
should i care?
i dont know y
should i try?
there is no point
i ignore it, i get over it
now all is right in the world
because i dont care, and i never should have
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Emerald angel
- Friday, September 20, 2002 at 17:57:36 (PDT)

"The smother for eunuchs"

the smother of loved ones satire the smooth
edged with hot knifes that scream in faith to you
an episode left with nothing in mind
kill the sense with time in mind
left in your feathers i cry in blinks
desperate for lovers with no distinct
taste for selfish reasons to cry
its all an act to please their minds
depression is determind to make you win
all but wonders in your distinct
keeping a message with hopes to burn
it never felt lonely just the churn
it wont complain but just observe
its only a matter of time before church
from see to free i cant believe
the day to day design to cheat
it all makes sense in most of toasts
but all require a place to host

thank you for wasting time
you'll never have it back

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eunuch
- Friday, September 20, 2002 at 00:17:16 (PDT)

1st cums luv
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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 19, 2002 at 10:56:21 (PDT)

Turning points
you can go now it's okay

change of seasons is nigh
I can see Jack Stingy and his lantern
I'll be peeling my apples

carving those crosses

meet me at the g raveyard
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Eve
- Wednesday, September 18, 2002 at 21:48:37 (PDT)

I want the wind
that whispers through the willow.
The gentle gale
that gallops through the grapes
is somehow not as good.
The siren scream
of the sycamore stream
is a somber, solitary sound.
When the willow wind will win
we often wonder.
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Pins & Needles
- Wednesday, September 18, 2002 at 17:36:38 (PDT)

yeah, he silence DOES spiral
-------------
a book and some Earl
- Wednesday, September 18, 2002 at 17:25:07 (PDT)

ok tell her I love her

and tell her I need her

and you can tell her
I can tell the differance between
you and her

if you have too
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 18, 2002 at 02:52:07 (PDT)

RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHT!!
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 13:56:28 (PDT)

Everyone forgets how to drive the moment the first drop of rain falls
just as
everyone forgets how to write just because it's Monday
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 16, 2002 at 17:29:56 (PDT)

Bertha Mae,
Hows come you done put my underwear
with the big holes in them
out there in the front yard
so the crazy neighbor could hickory smoke them
with the firewood he stole outta our wood pile
and the super model down the block can see
its time for rain man to head on over to the kmart
on the other side of the trailer park,
there honey bu nch?
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Sodbuster
- Saturday, September 14, 2002 at 13:20:53 (PDT)

yes, I can still worship from affar
I'm quite good at that
appreciation like a piece

I always dug that
-------------
even a crystal one
- Friday, September 13, 2002 at 23:41:08 (PDT)

Hey Bro,
I'll buy all the footage of me and Bambi
you can get your hands on!!!
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 13, 2002 at 23:36:15 (PDT)

it's still the 13th, ya know
-------------
Anonymous
- Friday, September 13, 2002 at 20:09:37 (PDT)

deal
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 13, 2002 at 14:12:37 (PDT)

Mr. Brunch
I'll play for you in an alley

show you my instrument if you show me yours

I only buried them up to their heads
and Ken got off scott-free
am I really a killer

how is that GTA pt. 67 going?
anything for the hand coordination, know what I'm saying?
Badminton lost the first 3 seconds

Give me your sliding slippery Picasso
in a rolling prairie
bubble gum-in-hair nightmare
the "I can take care of him" feeling at 7
don't skip out on me because I'm not a saint

(oh, yuck I just remembered I dreamt my enemy opened up a french-double-doored roomful of concierto stretches I've always wanted...in every color)

save m e
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Eve
- Friday, September 13, 2002 at 10:21:23 (PDT)

I am too busy writing to wait by the phone
and I usually dont answer it unless its my
pulisher and I will even if I am weasing from
making love at the time of the call

enigma 80)~
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 13, 2002 at 10:08:39 (PDT)

A bell rings

Unfortunately some middle eastern people are terrorists
and for whatever reasons in their minds they think terrorism
is right.

But no matter how hard they try to win their fight
they will never convert those who have love in their hearts.

Having love in your heart means that you could never be
without your conscience and that you understand human
pain which then does not allow you to want to get revenge.

Although you know that the bible doesnt tell us how to combat
terrorism, it does teach us or try to, the ways to handle fellow
sinners and unfortunately, these extremists have even broken the
code laid down once on tablets but now on papers glued together
to make what is called a book and named the bible.

In their eyes, these terrorists (statistics are rapidly growing that suggest
that these terrorists are coming from the middle east and of middle eastern
descent)
they see their religion as the foundation for what they apparently have to do.

But if we used that ideoligy with our own religion which is obiviously so
different, we could find and interpret information in our scriptures in the
bible that would give us permission to get rid of or not tolerate behaviour
from, or simply not accept the race of other groups of humans on this planet.

Now let's suppose we begin this interpretation process on January 2003
and for one year we will study the bible looking for ways to get rid of
groups of people who don't want or have the same goals as most other
humans on this planet which is to have individual freedom and individual
human rights as well as collective freedom, democracy, and human rights.

After a year has passed we have now collected the information necessary for
giving us the permission to take action against certain middle eastern people and other
groups who we dont like because of the way they live. So away we go and march over
to their homelands and wipe them out.

How do we feel as U.S.A and Canada? Well I feel only for a moment though avenged for 9/11 and all other previous terrorist attacks on different western countries. The remainer of my time I now feel horrible as we have just went and killed or got rid of or eliminated or exterminated a group of people so different from us and our value system all because we didnt like the way they lived. It was not good enough that we donated millions possibly billions of tax dollars to foreign aid and they still cant seem to become as we have and was that really what we expected of them was to ignore their own climate or their own environment and become part of the american and canadian dream? I think if anything we did expect them to abide by an unanoumous United Nations code of internation law that is set in place and in place for a reason and we did expect them to have the same human goals that we again unanoumously hold within the international community (the people not the government as the government are our business people our managers of our country's politics and finances) such as love, peace, compassion, respect for all life.

These terrorists have taken a cartoon concept and actually put it into practice and unlike the cartoon managed to succeed in executing their terroristic plan to harm the U.S.A
Through a long and open (people were approched by hyjackers and some reported and some did not until it was too late and some were pre warned but did not take action for whatever reasons and we should investigate and find out why they never took these pre warnings of a terrorist attack seriously) planning process they managed to succeed and they did this without anyone knowing or suspecting something???!@#$%^&*() ~ that's not right, and as far as I am concerned there is only one Pinky and the Brain and they are on T.V. and should always stay there. People dont need to think that they can take down or take over the world as believe it or not we do have a good thing here as the alternative is death with the possibility of no and I mean no afterlife or at least if there is it wont be like we know life here.

Why are western countries a target of terrorism. Well it is because we have money and we strive to make money and have material things and deplete our resources so that we may have this money and material things and so that we can be and have individual and collective freedoms, human rights, and peace to live within reason of the law set out by our elected governments who manage our law and order as well as our finances and health and our education and transportation and our social and environmental affairs.

We need to find a way to control or get rid of those in the middle east who support terrorism and use a non recognized and non upheld religion to murder innocent people in order to demonstrate to our government and its people that they, the terrorists, are not happy with how we run our affairs and how they, the terrorists, plan to take control or over the world with its fear from the master plan that they thought up and executed under to blind eye of the U.S.A and Canada and the U.N

With these goals that many humans really do try and strive for are other
goals dealing with peace both individual peace and world peace. The middle
eastern countries are so different from us over here in the U.S.A. and Canada
that it is difficult for me to imagine and I am sure I am not alone on this one
but it is difficult for me to imagine that these people could for more than a
minute if that at all, imagine how we live over here as do we want to imagine
how they live over there.

I am sure that with us it would be a matter of imaging and then a description
of primitive and hot and dirty and hard work to live and a different way to
bathe and no television in many cases and poverty and group living and sandy

and

I am sure with them imagining life over here with us must be in the discription
of busy and money bound and resource gobbling and fast paced and policies and laws
which hurt the middle easterns but we really dont hear about that because that wouldnt
be good for our elections and democracy and scrutiny with our political leaders

How are we going to combat terrorism? There is no way as long as we as a country as in the middle of the affairs of other countries who do not share the same way of life or values or who have control over us because we rely on their natural resources to fuel our cars, or our funances.

How do we stay out of the affairs of foreign countries especially when they are violating international law........well you don't unless you dont want to follow through with upholding our own law.

Okay I am done for now.

enigma
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 13, 2002 at 09:52:13 (PDT)

come on eve give it up for your soul mate

EVE call me
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 13, 2002 at 09:32:57 (PDT)

ok I need closure here

EVE CALL M E
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 13, 2002 at 09:26:57 (PDT)

unless your name comes up on the caller ID
then i'll answer

so in that case Eve call me
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 13, 2002 at 09:26:24 (PDT)

I dont really know if you called because if I dont reconize the number on the caller id i just look at the phone ring
so maybe you just better swing by
it'll be fun
we'll do lun ch
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 13, 2002 at 09:25:31 (PDT)

god damn it eve
I'm here waiting by the phone
for the love of ice buckets
call me
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 13, 2002 at 09:23:27 (PDT)

eve call me
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 13, 2002 at 09:14:04 (PDT)

The first time I read
"sick in the head from the cat box"
I quitely knew you understood
my existance and have loved every thing
you have written since
my fantasy is to live with you
in a double wide trailer intill the very end of time
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 13, 2002 at 03:21:56 (PDT)

"What I would'nt do"

No tellin' what I would'nt do
to get the sexiest ever navigator
in the Christmas room
no sayin' why she makes me depressed
when I see a girl that looks good like that
intill there absolutly is no thought process

No tellin' what I would'nt do
to get miss navigator into my crazy studio
no tellin how many times I would need
only til my brain bleeds
I would never choose another over you

Theres no telling what game I would play
if I could get the navigator babe
to co pilot my brain
unto her I would pray every single day
all her memories are saved
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 13, 2002 at 03:03:17 (PDT)

Oh I wanna close the poetry site down
because you didnt write what I want you to write
wahh wahh wahh wahhh

neptune is the earth?
now youve done it
you went and riled up the
"Cross threaded lesbian mafia"

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Anonymous
- Friday, September 13, 2002 at 01:18:27 (PDT)

"What I would'nt do"

No tellin' what I would'nt do
to get the sexiest ever navigator
in the Christmas room
no sayin' why she makes me depressed
when I see a girl that looks good like that
intill there absolutly is no thought process

No tellin' what I would'nt do
to get miss navigator into my crazy studio
no tellin how many times I would need
only til my brain bleeds
I would never choose another over you
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.
- Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 22:04:51 (PDT)

I hope you don't mean Neptune
I'll kick your ass
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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 19:21:19 (PDT)

WEATHER IT BABY
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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 16:44:15 (PDT)

Broken chain dog day?
-------------
Z
- Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 06:29:40 (PDT)

Honey,why does the Old Spice roll on deoderant
smell like pussy?
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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 04:32:10 (PDT)

Don't even bother reading this crap

As you drill into the brain of the earth
missing the love canal
sinking ships sail without your barcode anniversary
deny our love it can not be viewed
it does not exist
that is your choice

A splintered reason componded hate energy force
divides your earth into two seperate chunks of planet
spinning around as seperate worlds
blurred thought
rounding off the flat cores so rapidly
intill edges are smooth
there can not be love,life or happiness

d
o
w
n

A pattern of waste
flushing out all my believed in beliefs
into your sewage system of stagnet thought
must you thirst
drown
drink in
my valuable dying oilslick dolphin king of forgotten love
stranded in certain death
spitting on broken hearts
helpless he cries for you
to stab him in the side and finish it
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The Devil
- Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 00:53:26 (PDT)

in memoriam
9-11-01
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 12:24:58 (PDT)

God save the Queen bee
-------------
Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 07:57:25 (PDT)

Carry each other

God Bless the United States
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Eve
- Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 07:40:47 (PDT)

We done found out the
differance be tween war-sh and wash

In the north you wash
and that means you would use either warm or hot water
and in the south you would war-sh using cold water possibly from a swamp or river maybe even a lake.
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Yep
- Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 04:51:42 (PDT)

We done found out the
differance be tween war-sh and wash

In the north you wash
and that means you would use either warm or hot water
and in the south you would war-sh using cold water possibly from a swap or river maybe even a lake.
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Yep
- Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 04:50:19 (PDT)

Without you
I am a bird
my wing is broken
now I can't take flight
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 20:42:41 (PDT)

ha
back when you were all the rage
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 19:15:02 (PDT)

Hey Doc...if you're in, I've got a couple other things happening around here...besides the goats...
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Pins & Needles
- Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 17:34:46 (PDT)

Remember that time the maids mother almost caught me doing my personal shopper?
That was a close one.
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Thomas Newman
- Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 14:22:46 (PDT)

I'm so hungry,I would eat Linda
-------------
Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 14:09:10 (PDT)

you did'nt miss by much
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the Lucite Whore
- Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 13:47:23 (PDT)

I always wanted to be Richard Nixon's caddy when I grew up.
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Thomas Newman
- Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 10:45:40 (PDT)

"For What Its Worth"

Lauren oh Lauren
you were the last
time must pass
lauren oh lauren rae
I dont mean maybe
yea
Lauren oh Lauren
baby cake
you
yes you
were the last chance
dont doubt that
you yes you
were the last one I ever put in my address book
take a look
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Johnny Blue Chords
- Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 04:07:02 (PDT)

"Wilson Ave. Blues"

She was Sugar Magnolia,way up on Dakin.
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 01:21:14 (PDT)

oh julie
where have you been
now it seems our love has end
turn it around
to where it begins
oh julie
im not kidding
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 00:57:00 (PDT)

I made you a whore
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The Devil
- Monday, September 09, 2002 at 22:16:58 (PDT)

I guess they just fell out of love
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 09, 2002 at 18:58:19 (PDT)

O.K. Now hand me a couple pints of pakistanian blood

Shall we try Aldolph's heart?
Sure it'll work
how about the newer microchips over there.

Alrightie then Your goats as good as new.

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The Doctor is In
- Monday, September 09, 2002 at 11:06:05 (PDT)

I love Thomas Newman

we check back to see if our children are okay
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 09, 2002 at 06:36:34 (PDT)

you know, I gotta at least buy you a drink
we keep meeting like this
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 09, 2002 at 06:26:21 (PDT)

Jeg elsker dig

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Z
- Monday, September 09, 2002 at 03:13:33 (PDT)

Sea of Bitterness
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The Devil
- Monday, September 09, 2002 at 01:53:17 (PDT)

"Letters to Maria,among others"

If Carrie was a pot of coffee
and half a pack of cigarettes
then Roxanne was forty dollars at dennys
and Gina is a creamer full
of the finest green buds
with crystals on the red hairs

Theres nothing left to say
take back every yesterday
Maria would be diamonds in champagne
and nothing could ever take her place
theres nothing left to think

Contests
Maria is so pretty
I dont need to buy her any jewelry
even though seven medias tell me to
and the bartender always wins by default

Formulas
I don't want your daughter Sir...
your wife will do just fine

If Gina was two orange habernero hot peppers
and Robbin was a bag of oyster crackers
then Roxanne was twenty minutes in a long line
at the drive up window

Just like Carrie was a cool looking slot car
that won't stay on the track.
and Maria is a beautiful dream
that you would try to dream twice.

Cast iron ballets a new currency
If Robbin was Schizophrenia
then Gina was happiness
And Maria was a Thousand Birthday Parties in the sun

Who needs sex when you can catch diseases from money?
Houston ...you have issues!

The commercials told me I need to buy Maria jewerly
but I could lie to the bartender
at Roaring Twentys and we drank all night instead

You are my inspiration
I like your poetry
in fact in the third world country
I live in where there is no freedom
of speech or in our daily lives
adult curfew regulates the animal behavior
like a sour note from a crying cat in heat
jealose

They burn the sick and throw the dying away
in the garbage like it was an old newspaper

We have no freedom and are judged by a morphed
mega-hitler christ who pisses in a leaking bag
strapped to the criticism taught by the untalented.

Sure maybe everything one person writes
is not for everyone
but theres no one out there
writing any dolphin poetry is there?

Debbies Eyes
She was a mustang
wild so free
a cobra wraped around me
the firey sun
daughter of hell
lust
I thirst to be drenched
taste
a star that fell
into the night
rockets rage inside lies
the city made her
never to be mine

A kiss
thats what it was
did I feel anything
more than a buzz

Shotgun?
She was a nuculear war
to me
there was no before

She is who I ran to
there was nothing
she could'nt talk me into..
If I would listen

Shot Gun Machine gun
anything that meant my lips touching Debbies

Kissing fire breathing heat
The risk I would take
I could hang drop three stories to an escape
steal under your eyes and get away
all to give away
under the influence of
Debbies big brown eyes
a cobra wraped around the sky

The law would look for me
and Maria would save me from bieng incarcerated
I loved her until there was no skin left

Gangsta Bitch Barbie
The wings would complment her long blond hair
and she would turn down every offer
I could breath
until
her apathy passed on to me

The bunny ears were just as much Gina's
as they were Robbin's
and the day Christ would crawl out of his hole
was a long way off

If Robbin was oyster crackers
then Maria was who I wanted to sleep with
so Gina could be our Jesus, amen

Cheryl
the cute Italian that was worth it
mustaced women need not apply

Like watching Cindy Price
writing bad checks at the piggly wiggly

I bought butter for three bucks
incase I get back with Kathy
she spends her whole welfare check on new clothes
then the rest at the bar
so her kids gotta eat margerine

With the butter
we can live large

Truck plates cost two hundred dollars
letters to Maria don.t even cost a stamp
I wonder how much it costs to feed just Bertha

They are all Bertha now
Nancy Bertha Carrie Bertha
Mom Bertha
Gina Bertha
its all one big Bertha blur.

For all I know
I could have been writing poetry
to your mother for two years.

Left,left,left,right
noun
two adjectives
three verbs ending

If Maria was a weekend at disneyland
then Maria was a midnight on a warm summer beach

If Robbin was a banana
then Gina was a habanero pepper with designer nails
and Maria was a kiss in the pouring Rain
while Roxanne was a spell that could not be broken

and theres one out there with fuzzy grey hair
behind her ears bieng carded

If a woman was built like a horse
but blonde
what really matters

How do you get inside

I wish I could take the angelic flying
Barbie to some generic family restraunt again
and look across at her and say nothing

The greying Picasso meant only a shade of her eyes
when she didnt care
and if she didnt care
there was something wrong with the picture
I thought
why would she need a woman to beat on her
thats not love`

I wish you were my favorite poet
I would hold you close
like someone elses wife
and it would never end
until the words run dry

..and every breath a lie

I wish the shooting star I just made a wish to
was not a downed aircraft

Theres got to be something
Shakesphere could never explain
I promise you there is no one
that could sing like her
with words that never matter
as long as I could see her
and I still see her

Carelessly tossing aside your feelings
only because I don't care
theres nothing left to love
and we don't need hearts anyway

Woody Guthrie would have left a long time ago
your greyness does not shed into six strings
who was it that I spent a whole summer
giving free lessons too

Who was that girl
that will not marry me
and can not play a thing?
What the hell was you doing?
I was looking into your eyes holding your hands
you have no intrest
whats your beautiful sister doing
with the rest of her life?

I want to hold Maria so close
I can see thru her
and kiss the back of her neck
her ear lobe
I'm not your Jesus slut
like tears from a sea shell
As she parted the red sea
I was thinking
if I ever spit back into the ocean
run with the kite again

Giving Back All My Crosses
To brush your long hair back
and whisper under ground in your eyes
ears eyes
I don't care what time it is
here is the unwanted crown

What more could you want
follow me around
I don't want her,now.........
Thanks So Much.
XOXOXO
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 09, 2002 at 01:08:11 (PDT)

aggri-f*cking-vation

amazing how the mood shifts after a fight with one's (insert inappropriate expletive adjective) electronic device of choice

I should've stuck with the antenna-bedecked toaster
it gets better reception anyway
*******

ok so I'm sorting it out
disgusting upheavel
stuff still hurts sometimes
he would never have known
and I take it all
am I crazy because of my relentless resentment?
let's give it up for release

appreciation for the comfort
is it enough to go back
I knew what would happen at the sound of your voice
I was afraid of that
because my brain says
"I think I want to hate you" everyday
but today my heart got in the way
some of it is easier to place
my pieces can't even puzzle in peace
can't even concentrate
it's a yuck/yuck situation

I can find it right away
pin-point your
SELF SERVICE
straightaway
miles away
even in your voice timbre speaking to the intercom fast-food lady
SO self-serving
so arrogant
in your "that-fucking-bitch-never-gave-me-my-sweet-and-sours" kind of way
ugh
with your selfishness spread thin

I'd still be wading hip-deep

the armour's waiting

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Eve
- Sunday, September 08, 2002 at 20:00:22 (PDT)

I'm sad
because my goat just died today
I'm sad
my goat just fell in the hay
I'm sad
because my goat just died today
Oh oh oh oh
I'm sad enough to cry

I'm sad
because my goat just died tonight
I'm sad
his funeral though, will be out of sight
We're so sad
But in a way we're happy he didn't suffer too much

He only got the cramps once!
Sad...Oh the piece of poop
wouldn't come out of his belly
Sad...we had to call Doc. Nelly

We're SAD!
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Pins & Needles
- Sunday, September 08, 2002 at 16:30:10 (PDT)

cell phone cancer
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 08, 2002 at 16:12:28 (PDT)

YOU ARE
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 23:31:27 (PDT)

WILL DO.
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monica
- Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 22:12:24 (PDT)

better yet...I WILL.
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monikers
- Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 22:02:44 (PDT)

i do.
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monica
- Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 21:31:01 (PDT)

YOU'RE.
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 18:24:04 (PDT)

boy, that was the biggest fucking run on sentence I have ever seen
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 18:20:59 (PDT)

I would eat Linda off the floor!!
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 18:14:42 (PDT)

get me another bagel snookems
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 18:03:55 (PDT)

wildstyle wrote Vertical is the author
search on the net you will come across
it in other poetry sites and in graff
sites
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 16:51:40 (PDT)

Vertical is the author

Only time will tell about you
and hopefully you've grown
and to the next one treat right
but you will never get a chance
with me so do not ever phone

Hello as I've heard you're around
but that is the extent of it on my part
I am in love with a good man who
loves me and we are joined at the heart

You could place in each of them
and it still wouldn't affect my life
you may think yourself to be a hotshot
but that don't make you no billy joel
you may see yourself as having changed
but I am not about to give up what I have
in order to find this out

Eventually I will wed my soulmate
as I have always planned to do ever
since the day we met this I just knew
and just before I do I will reflect on my past
only to realize that if there were ever anyone
that I had not forgotten about from my past
it would have to be my magic man

Attitude was part of his style along with a
natural ability to be an eccentric individual
and actually character wise, pull it off and
that was the beginning of a friendship that
allowed me to transform into the butterfly
that I too have become and can pull it off

He is liked and rightfully so people respect
as he takes the time out to know his stuff
for him instead of just learning the trick
of the trade, he learns the trade and the trick
that is something I cannot remember of you
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
He had charisma, long blond hair and blue eyes
and his ability to be multi-talented but still hippy
was the best because he did it so well that it was him
and that was him because he mastered all of the parts
that only a true free fellow libra, fellow age, fellow kin,
fellow friend, fellow dream partner, fellow hippy could do
something personality wise I do not recall ever seeing in you

Our time ended just right for both of us and I know we'd agree
I took all the knowledge and what else he shared with me and on
I went to then meet my soulmate which is the same as I have now
and for what my fellow libra kindred spirit taught me I was able to
share the beauty of life with the man I love and have now in my life

We are one my soulmate and me and that you will not break even
if you choose to come around but from where I sit it would be
pointless for you to make your presence known to me after all
this time as I sincerely have moved on and unless you need me
to look you in the eye and say move on and goodbye then I suspect
these bits of sudden poetry will no doubt give you some kind of hint

She and you and the whole poole episode was only the beginning
and I am glad that it turned out the way that it did for my life anyway
I say this because I am and always will be ever so grateful for the chance
to meet Damien and from there on I am also eternally grateful for D
and these opportunities to meet them would not have happened had I still
had been involved with you and I knew that yes, I knew change was acoming
and it brought with it the ability for me to cut you completely loose from me
and that as I have been trying to say is exactly what I have done

Once I did that I was free from control, from lies, from all the bad
and you do know there was more bad then there was good at least
that is how I remember it and so honestly, when I think of you, the
only memory that comes to my mind is of the time when we were
sleeping up top and I woke up to you tell me what is wrong with
what I cannot bring myself to say so let's leave it at that and have
what most would say to most as have yourself a very good day

? Do I ever wonder?
The answer is no
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 16:45:23 (PDT)

external form of internal nature

he won't stop sleeping
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 15:12:59 (PDT)

warts up
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 14:33:32 (PDT)

another game I don't understand
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e
- Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 14:04:56 (PDT)

hey,I asked her first
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 13:44:46 (PDT)

that was NOT me, even though I have a messy room
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 12:21:51 (PDT)

Damien's Mould

yes there was you
you smooth talker you
yes you with the good
looks and the charm
but making it in life
requires much more then
what you seemed to supply

it doesn't matter now as you
and I was so long ago that I
have seemed to have forgotten
all about you and I, Don't forget
I was serious when I said you should
move on because that is what I did.

Under the direction of someone new
I aspired to my potential in all
he became my mentor, my friend, my lover,
my confident, my teacher, my student, my
spiritual advisor, my everything and that
was so different from what I had experienced
with you

~ Matt's Mould ~
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 11:54:02 (PDT)

thank you monica would you help me clean my room?
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Anonymous
- Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 00:48:34 (PDT)

The River of Invisible Promises

I swore to myself
you would be mine
our hearts would crash and burn together
at the dawn of a love
that would grow intertwined
as one and fill every chamber

I swear to god
I could make it better
but we never get a chance
with so much poison in your letters
my thoughts caress your feelings
to know you is to hurt you never

I swear to you
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.-
- Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 00:19:14 (PDT)

I thought Bertha was the medical name for the mental condition that right handed guitar players get from over using the right side of thier brain when freting the neck and strings with the left hand in excess
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 06, 2002 at 23:52:49 (PDT)

oopsie.
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monica
- Friday, September 06, 2002 at 20:51:15 (PDT)

derelict
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 06, 2002 at 19:55:53 (PDT)

subway derelect ready to debunk the funk
and i bet your really proud of it
fuck it i salute you.

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monica
- Friday, September 06, 2002 at 19:49:02 (PDT)

yeah, really..clothing rules.
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 06, 2002 at 17:57:47 (PDT)

I shoulda went with the fillet mingion
but NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!
I wanted Erika Christensen

what was I thinki ng??????????
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 06, 2002 at 10:45:18 (PDT)

I shoulda went with the fillet mingi on
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 06, 2002 at 10:43:57 (PDT)

"Some People Look Better With Their Clothes On"

Get me a bagel,you fucking slut.
Yeah blueberry cream cheese is good.
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 06, 2002 at 04:13:48 (PDT)

Aborta, call Chris!!
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Anonymous
- Friday, September 06, 2002 at 02:30:52 (PDT)

No one but Maria

heart hurt inside
undying lust never ends
her song always there
Anonymous
- Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 23:12:36 (PST)

-------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------

under Maria's spell

midnight curly hair
sad eyes move me to feeling
long and beautiful

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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 18:38:37 (PDT)

yeah, it's about f*cking time for a little benign horror again
bring on the ghosts and gobblins
give me your pumpkins

stuffing face with candy corn

Let's hear it for fall
between hell and heaven
spirits abound
the way it should be 24/7

12th house rules
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it's me again
- Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 14:58:01 (PDT)

I don't care
it's Thor's day
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Eve
- Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 14:51:19 (PDT)

Hows it my turn to buy Headstones?
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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 13:26:50 (PDT)

miles apart I see how you were to me
mean, lying, manipulative. Now where
ya gonna live? try that shit out there
and watch how quick you run out of rope.
Fire up that dope and just wait....tic-toc
tic-toc........time just happens boy
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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 06:54:50 (PDT)

the waves have washed away the footprints
i cant remeber where ive been
i think im moving in circles
from hell and back again
i feel i've wasted all my time
too many drugs
not enough sober time
black out nights
and strung out days
have i pushed everyone away?
so i don't remember where i came
and have no clue where to go
all i hav lef tis time
time to whither
time to babble
time for more drugs
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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 06:11:12 (PDT)

you aint pimpin me
I dont care how much I sound like jerry garcia
fuck off
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Anonymous
- Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 01:39:18 (PDT)

cute
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 20:54:37 (PDT)

"intill the death
you can bleed on me
inside every dream
across every sky
intill this feeling is a lie
when the love dries..."

Oh,God
someone please call a doctor
I think I need a defibrulator
*clear*
it's too late

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Our Lady of St. Bunnyear
- Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:31:44 (PDT)

hey goober
whats up dawg?

reckon you could change the oil on that babe
from burger king
?
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 15:48:11 (PDT)

you can prune my lighthouse baby
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 15:45:38 (PDT)

ok I can hang out with you for a while
but when she gets here
is that her?
I cant see her
is that her
I cant see her

when she gets here I'm leaving you by the curb
and licking her toes
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 15:35:22 (PDT)

eve call me I love you
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 13:58:02 (PDT)

someone's apparently forgotten to take their meds
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 12:44:19 (PDT)

what the light house means to the whore

It represents the penis at the end of the tunnel
the shinning light
thru the storm
the hero that is gonna save us
when in debt
the lord
thats right the lord light house penis superhero
and
my light house is the only light house for aborta

god save us
show me your hurr icane

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he said cane
- Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 11:41:50 (PDT)

Me an Bertha never did hear 'bout no wind er coverings
you all up north call them curtians
cause we lived up on that thar mountian
so high you need a got damn aeroplane to see inside the house

I liked to keep her bearfoot and preganet mostly
and if we needed supplys I just drove the truck into town
and told her
"honey watch the goat,and make sure he don't run oft"
that a way I didnt have to buy her the most costly items in town
when we needed a refridgerator
she never found out bout the ice maker capibilties
that those over yonder at the sears might come equiped with
so I just brought home one big enough to hold a case of beer and whatever speggitti she made that the hogs didnt eat up
it aint that I dont love bertha with all my heart cause the lord knows I do
I just was on a budget ya know
on one side of the house we had a mountian and you cant see thru it
so we dont need no cityfied purtty curtians thar
in fact the only purtty thing we needed round the house was bertha
all day and all night
fact is that was the song I would sing to her
bertha all day
and all of the night
just cause I liked sayin and singing bertha so much
did I ever show you fellers my Bertha tattoo?
now that dont mean I dont take no likeing to barb now and then
but love is love
and you yankees think your so smart hanging up the fancy shit on yer winders
it looks like cow shit
if you come looking in my winders
I'm gonna blast yer ass back down the moauntin
with this her blasting caps
and dynomite I stole outta the coal mines
just before they layed off uncle shit stain
we just call him shit stain but really his name is ed
we got cable down here
thats the only way you could watch the telebision with the mouantians and all.
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Sodbuster
- Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 11:19:21 (PDT)

just some dyke and her cat box
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 10:42:56 (PDT)

correction

"The Ballad of The Guitar Player
and The Hundred Dollar Whore"

Sleeping with a clock
a minute hand
to wait for her
what does forever mean
blinded by the sparkle of missing jewelry
I've been trying to talk to her for my life

Soul magic dream
ripping pages from my style
bringing me back

I did'nt turn her out
I did'nt turn her in
I turned her around
so I could see her again

Steel sliver kisses
she cries
she cries
maybe she'll think of me

A hundred blondes ago
each one an angel
with the name forgotten
my soul now empty
turned rotten
all goals digested
by the devils system
trails of light
color the night

Notes of no value
wasted
sweet chiopractor
my leads are cold
painful

Empty streets
better than a thousand used
dried up waitress'

Kisses are free and meaningless
I did'nt know
I would miss her like this
failing every test without effort

To feel it just fall thru your hands
with no way to save her from
or hold on to her
between all the lies
we gotta find the truth

Dead inside
I want you everyday
a deep hollow low
this is pain
she was my everything
right then from there

The make up queen looks away
all I have are these guitars
afterwards

She does
some kind of Irish jig meets tap dance
on the walk inside my mind
she loves him
shes sorry this time
as she tries to bring the price down

I search miles and miles

Afterwards she picked up that broken antique clock
I tore my knees up and would still beg for more
my solos never sounded so good

c o rrecti on
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.....The River
- Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 09:06:26 (PDT)

"My Baby's Got a Big Ass"

My babys got a big ass
nice and round
bigger than St. Louie
I almost drowned
needed three road maps
just to get downtown
I lost my direction
got turned around
found myself at the wrong exit
and kept going south
ran into a road block
had to find a new route
Yeah,
My babys got a big ass
the best around
I'm telling you how
my destination was the happiness turnpike
ended up four wheelin' somehow
started out chili crusing honeycups pot hole
its under construction now
she even gots a toll booth
to slow things down
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Its the blues
- Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 08:38:43 (PDT)

you better quit arguing with my fiancee
or I'm a gonna break up with yo u.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 08:13:00 (PDT)

5 dollars away from melanin?

today we will be reading from the late july script

Lugnut#2 = "I'm saving all my lovin' for a bleach blonde!!"

Lugnut#1 = "I say we dedicate an entire month to
NO BLEACH BLONDS"
and say like have only red heads?"

Lugnut#2 naw you can't have 'em out in the sun,They'll freckle
you gotta keep them under air condi tioning!"
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hi maintance
- Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 07:40:02 (PDT)

^^
+
>

CAT BOX
CAT BOX
WE LOVE THE CAT BOX POETRY
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 00:41:55 (PDT)

where are all the cat box poems? :* (
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 00:40:11 (PDT)

cries because they stopped making ca maros
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 03, 2002 at 18:33:18 (PDT)

She smiles like a child
With flowers in her hair
With sun in her eyes
She smiles like she don't care
She sees them die
I heard her cry
Like the scream of the butterfly.

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Pins & Needles
- Tuesday, September 03, 2002 at 18:09:10 (PDT)

The toilet smell
The toilet sheen
Lovely porcelain
With dried piss around the bottom.

After nine shots
of Jack Daniel's
You would be there too.

Apparently, I'm the quietest vomiter
In the world.
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Pins & Needles
- Tuesday, September 03, 2002 at 18:06:26 (PDT)

crazy about a girl I can't see
what the censors wrong with me

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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 03, 2002 at 17:19:01 (PDT)

why?
-------------
Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 03, 2002 at 17:17:33 (PDT)

you make my heart hurt
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 03, 2002 at 17:15:13 (PDT)

Mr. Icemaker for a beverage loves his strings
and I love mine
fingertip paradise

one more just one more
blatant disgust for
the nasty love trapeziod
in our boxes
I thought I was reading myself
riddance to rubbish
bad art of decades old
and she was just a little hotter

what's up with a melanin-deprived lass?
so all that and then some

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she could not wait
- Tuesday, September 03, 2002 at 16:59:52 (PDT)

"The Ballad of The Guitar Player and The Hundred Dollar Whore" (Part One)

Sleeping with a clock
a minute hand
to wait for her
what does forever mean
blinded by the sparkle of missing jewelry
I've been trying to talk to her for my life

Soul magic dream
ripping pages from my style
bringing me back

I did'nt turn her out
I did'nt turn her in
I turned her around
so I could see her again

Steel sliver kisses
she cries
she cries
maybe she'll think of me

a hundred blondes ago
each one an angel
with the name forgotten
my soul now empty
turned rotten
all goals digested
by the devils system
trails of light
color the night

notes of no value
wasted
sweet chiopractor
my leads are cold
painful

empty streets
better than a thousand used
dried up waitress'

kisses are free and meaningless
I did'nt know
I would miss her like this
failing every test without effort

To feel it just fall thru your hands
with no way to save her from
or hold on to her
between all the lies
we gotta find the truth

Dead inside
I want you everyday
a deep hollow low
this is pain
she was my everything
right then from there

The make up queen looks away
all I have are these guitars
afterwards

She does
some kind of Irish jig meets tap dance
on the walk inside my mind
she loves him
shes sorry this time
as she tries to bring the price down

Forty-seven days I search
miles and miles
checking every generic bleach blonde
for her tattoo
until I give up,I quit
three times she throws away my number
or calls at 5 am instead of pm
on the day I work instead of my day off
I bring her to my house again
still she don't know where it is

Afterwards she picked up that broken antique clock
I tore my knees up and my solos never sounded so good
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The Guitar Player
- Tuesday, September 03, 2002 at 13:16:38 (PDT)

yeah eve honey
your to pretty to cook and I dont wanna die so
we can live on love
well that
and champagne brunches
if you'ld just call your soulmate Trav
so we can work out the recieption plans
& you can sign the pre nups

I already rented the VFW hall and paid a depoist on the kegs we got Old Style,MGD,Heinenken,and Corona
Just say no to Budwiper

put on your white dress and the bunny ears
we are registed at Carson perie scott
you can never get enough toasters
will be the theme

No "Rat Acid" is not going to play
and
"No were not going to play fucking Stone Hendge"
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 03, 2002 at 11:59:43 (PDT)

"True Love" {with corrections}
Posted by
Cupid Bastard

She loves that crack pipe
she dont love me
thinks I'm crazy
cause I don't watch TV
cries about nothing
then has no feelings
when it comes to me

She loves the crack pipe
thinks it sets her free
I checked it out though
and shes still clean

I know inside somewhere
shes got to have a heart
but I'll never get a chance
to rip it apart
its so far away from her mind
waste my time trying to make her mine

She loves that crack pipe
instead of me
endless dizzy speeches and nonsense
she lays on me
hot and sexy is all I see
throw away my life
shes all that I ever dreamed

shes the best liar
I have ever seen
wouldnt leave her alone with money
but I would never call her a thief
I ask you am I crazy
I'm starting to believe

She loves the crack pipe
she dont love me
forgets I exist after I leave
its all about the addiction to her
see how fast she makes my heart beat

and she loves that crack pipe
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Correction Tape
- Tuesday, September 03, 2002 at 11:38:04 (PDT)

yeah, tell me about it
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 03, 2002 at 06:09:38 (PDT)

"free form Jam"

Nobody says "just play what you want to",anymore
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, September 03, 2002 at 00:18:43 (PDT)

"True Love"

She loves that crack pipe
she dont love me
thinks I'm crazy
cause I don't watch TV
cries about nothing
then has no feelings
when it comes to me

She loves the crack pipe
thinks it sets her free
I checked it out though
and shes still clean

I know inside somewhere
shes got a heart
but I'll never get a chance
to rip it apart
its so far away from her mind
waste my time trying to make her mine

She loves that crack pipe
instead of me
I never get past the dizzy speeches
she lays on me
hot and sexy is all I see
throw away my life
shes all that I ever dreamed
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 02, 2002 at 23:22:01 (PDT)

You never email me anymore

dont you love me
your over here
your over there
I kiss your neck
you dont care
dont you love me
rip out my eyes
so I cant see
all your love
crazy beauty
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 02, 2002 at 22:49:05 (PDT)

call me, Anonymous
ºººººººººººº
dried-out fried fish children's platter combo
fries and cheese
and...mashers, was it?
or was it broccoli...
did I get it right?
good to have you back,Q ..

ºººººººººººº
telephone soup

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Eve
- Monday, September 02, 2002 at 19:20:23 (PDT)

leash chain
bullet for my brain
listen to the song
cry let go

your smothering me
like you killed his songs
your killing me
why I don't know
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 02, 2002 at 16:20:18 (PDT)

eve call me
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 02, 2002 at 15:18:03 (PDT)

"Some Like It Hot"

I like it hot
theres a rumour out there saying
"I don't like it hot,I don't like it cold"
I like it hot I tell you
like florida with no air conditioning
like the tempature of your toungue
when I nibble on it
like North Carolina with no air conditioning
like Gina, a true habenero
like the hot dog girl mmmm hell yeah
like Linda
like her hot as fuck kisses
like overdriven tubes
like a pregenent mexican
I love it hot
I love it Hot
it is an out and out lie
like Nicki standing next to the pizza oven
like jessica
like carrie
like Shelly at a hunderd degrees
like when the sun turns your hair generic blonde
I like it hot like gracie likes her popcorn
like the hood of a camaro in the mid day sun
smokin' like the grease from the french fry machin e
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 02, 2002 at 14:40:53 (PDT)

I like it hot
theres a rumour out there saying
"I don't like it hot,I don't like it cold"
I like it hot I tell you
like florida with no air conditioning
like the tempature of your toungue
when I nibble on it
like North Carolina with no air conditioning
like Gina, a true habenero
like the hot dog girl mmmm hell yeah
like Linda
like her hot as fuck kisses
like overdriven tubes
like a pregenent mexican
I love it hot

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Anonymous
- Monday, September 02, 2002 at 14:35:45 (PDT)

Talking to him,
Here comes that empty feeling yet again.
Here comes the tightness in the throat,
and the tears welling im my eyes.
I'm fine, until I talk to him.

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Snow Roses
- Monday, September 02, 2002 at 14:25:13 (PDT)

hi eve call me so we can work out our wedding plans
I have always loved your show
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Anonymous
- Monday, September 02, 2002 at 10:14:42 (PDT)

where I come from theres fat ugly women who get naked and lay in the floor for a hundred bucks
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correction tape
- Monday, September 02, 2002 at 02:39:22 (PDT)

yeah nite night babe
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 01, 2002 at 23:41:03 (PDT)

and stuff...ok night night....
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monikers
- Sunday, September 01, 2002 at 23:21:30 (PDT)

buttercup is my favorite power puff girl.

-------------
monica
- Sunday, September 01, 2002 at 23:14:50 (PDT)

'sup eve!! im back see you soon
lots of love.
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monica
- Sunday, September 01, 2002 at 23:11:03 (PDT)

yeah
u in
my email
ahhahaahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaaa
dream on butter cup
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 01, 2002 at 22:59:09 (PDT)

doubl emint.
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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 01, 2002 at 22:51:17 (PDT)

2 is a lucky numbe r

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Anonymous
- Sunday, September 01, 2002 at 22:47:48 (PDT)

he drives a mustang in my lane
pounding fists, blue like a rolling cloud
and i dont care,shitty crack corn whore youre selling cheap, and youre selling out
so interesting you look up on the shelf,
of my burbling test tubes and mixed equations,.
as you haul ass to your destination,
and from yourself you courageous pioneer
of total WACK,and undisputed falseness,
free us from spitfire,punily endowed losers,
who milk the fat cow of pure schlock,
you suck anyway,whyd'you do it?
oh the web we weave,boo-hoo and i still exist,
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
i need to go to sleep,
because i can,
(YAWN)

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monica tee hee
- Sunday, September 01, 2002 at 22:43:35 (PDT)

he drives a mustang in my lane
pounding fists, blue like a rolling cloud
and i dont care,shitty crack corn whore youre selling cheap, and youre selling out
so interesting you look up on the shelf,
of my burbling test tubes and mixed equations,.
as you haul ass to your destination,
and from yourself you courageous pioneer
of total WACK,and undisputed falseness,
free us from spitfire,punily endowed losers,
who milk the fat cow of pure schlock,
you suck anyway,whyd'you do it?
oh the web we weave,boo-hoo and i still exist,
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
i need to go to sleep,
because i can,
(YAWN)

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not born with enough middle fingers,
- Sunday, September 01, 2002 at 22:41:10 (PDT)

o.k. then I'm gonna kill him first.
-------------
Anonymous
- Sunday, September 01, 2002 at 22:29:21 (PDT)

it gets a little empty
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Eve
- Sunday, September 01, 2002 at 21:42:22 (PDT)

Death

Goodbyes a little to late
clouds of fire life to waste
pawns under devil queens
each game piece lighthouse
held up with puppet strings
satans eyes shine
across the blood red seas
captured skulls like sea shells line deaths beach
petrified death marches steal your love from me

The wind tells its lies to the beast
looking under each tombstone
red roses try to buy back life
forget the painful meanings
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7 chord pile up
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 22:14:05 (PDT)

no small talk shut up and just pull it out
-------------
Anonymous
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 20:52:26 (PDT)

I shit unto the lord toilet bowl pope magic
-------------
Anonymous
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 19:31:50 (PDT)

about what?
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Anonymous
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 16:13:32 (PDT)

maria is a yum yum
do da do da
maria is a yum yum
oh da doo da day

maria is a yum yum do da
maria is a yummy yum oh da doo da day
shes a yum yum all night
she is but a yum yum all day
maria is a yum yum
oh da do da day
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yummy yeah baby oh
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 14:36:13 (PDT)

Nice Kitty Tat,can I call you Gina?
-------------
Anonymous
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 09:18:42 (PDT)

Yeah skinny girls
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Anonymous
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 23:43:04 (PDT)

"Coffee Secrets"

Budget problems
when you don't give a fuck how many times a day
you shit you might be the one buying the cheapest generic shit on the shelf

you got your coca leaf then theres the green leaf
but everyones asking about the exlax coffee leaf
the special surprise about the exlax coffee leaf
is the refried bean filler

Now the only thing missing is the sewage water,
sewage water is sometimes not easy to come by
you have to live in the right area on the globe or else you may have to go looking for it special
if your not lucky enough to have it piped directly
it to your living space
the best way to see if you do have sewage water
is leave a sink full of water over night
and if the stagnet water smells and is breeding strange insects and people who visit are asking
is that the sewer? You may not have to condition
the water and you can begin making the sewage coffee
right away
if you do not have the sewage water
you will have to condition the water
the quickest way to condition the water
is just to make the coffee out of the toilet
after or as you drank the last pot of coffee
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Anonymous
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 23:02:02 (PDT)

I love the cornflake girl
shes everything in the world
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Anonymous
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 09:53:51 (PDT)

"Gone Fishin'"

bertha is the hottest fish in the sea
sure theres others out there
but shes the only one for me

bertha bertha
in the lord I believe
shes everything in the sunshine
and her kisses still taste sweet

search the shallow look in the deep
bertha is the best catch
thank you god for blessing me
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Anonymous
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 00:33:34 (PDT)

"me an bertha gone up that thar holler blues"
E
me an bertha gone up that thar holler
A
she was gussied up wearing shoes
E
me an bertha gone up that thar holler
E
she was gussied up wearing shoes
B
I never get to get her pregenant
A ..............E.............B7
this heres the third time I lossed

turnaround
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Sodbuster and the slop the hogs blues band
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 00:05:50 (PDT)

{traditional}

toilet seat secrets

am dm am dm...

secret toilet seat spraying
secret toilet seat stains

they take it away your light house plunger
and given you a stain

camoflage discount go with wall paper the same
noboby will notice
one day you think the wood grain toilet seat looketh rustic
and hides away the stain

secret toilet seat stain
secret toilet seat spraying
they take it away
the light house plunger
and you can't see a thing
look out
secret toilet seat stains
secret toilet seat spraying
its on the bottom just always leave it down
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Thank You
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 23:58:39 (PDT)

"pretty humid"

I want you on a bed of nails
I want you in the sky
I want you in the waves on a sandy beach
to never say goodbye

every move you make is art
hope I never go blind
cause I can see your an devils angel
and could rip out this heart of mine
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Johnny Two Chords
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 22:44:36 (PDT)

coffee secrets
-------------
Anonymous
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 21:07:10 (PDT)

us together
nothing else is real anymore
I know the words to waste
all I want is us
anyplace

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..
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 13:17:15 (PDT)

oh eve
I love you
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Anonymous
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 13:09:45 (PDT)

and all I could think of at the moment was
pastels melted on fingers begging to be smeared
wish cars and busses and trucks went faster
wish something at least remotely similar to you
existed here
if it could'nt be you

******************
I asked the waiter to
turn up the background music to drown out the uncomfortable silence
of that couple over there at table number 4

I know she wants to tell him
"you see, but do you see ME?"
(as all the blonde chicks with hot asses pass behind her head)
she pokes at her chicken salad

and I told myself I never want to end up like that
I'm so sick of visual being #1
looks only got them so far
overshoe apathy
tophat charm turned up to full hilt
ouch
such a gorgeous couple
beautiful coloring
but God not one ounce
not a *drop*
of heat between the two
I'd rather be alone with my box
maybe in the middle of an orange grove
corn plantation
and stuff all my longing into it
play it, set it on fire, and maybe shop for another with my heels on
I'm convinced that's what crop circles are
women that can't stand it anymore
it's art
***************

spare me a trace of you
give me of your sound

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I live off the word
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 13:05:12 (PDT)

ITS Not important enuf to bother

my purpose will be to hold you and kiss you while I fuck the living shit out of you forever dear
-------------
Anonymous
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 12:54:05 (PDT)

its Lithuainia
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angelique syn
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 12:24:32 (PDT)

where I come from theres fat women who get naked and lay in the floor for a hundred bucks
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Anonymous
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 10:51:06 (PDT)

"The best thing"

The best thing about wood colored toilet seats
has to be
when you drink the exlax coffee
and spray the universe
you can't see
oh no,no indeed
thats the best thing to me
too bad
to sad baby
they are so cheap
always on the floor at the party first
come doggies kitty thirst
the best thing

whoaaa whooaaa whoaaa daddy joe
don't you know
luthiwainia organ donation bastard registration
hes gonna wall paper the walls
hes gonna do it all

hes gonna wall paper the walls with hundred dollar bills
thats the very next to the best thing
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I can puke in six unrinals at once
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 10:41:49 (PDT)

"Love was such an easy game to play"
Lord knows I'm tired of finding remnants of you
tired of smelling you when i turn,
tired of remembering what you said,
the way you smoothed my hair.

I'm able-bodied but winded.
and for the longeCenter"> {The River}
"eve call me"

you have always been the keeper
I did'nt lie
hey I'm the sorry-ist motherfucker alive

You can bleed into my box of pain
together we will scratch out our names
infect it with the sands of time
intill I am yours and you are mine
each kiss will take a thousand grains
and slowly we shall be washed down the drain
to the bottomless pits of hell
where the monster demons and death snakes dwell

you can bleed onto my every page
making note to disreguard the pain
bleed over into my brain
where all the world is before us its only monitary

you can bleed into my every drop
of pain that will only stop
when you make me so high with that look in your eyes that the only answer could be to forever make you mine
intill the death
you can bleed on me
inside every dream
across every sky
intill this feeling is a lie
when the love dries

I can't cry either
the people die
you would think I could cry
but it does'nt happen
I wish I could
I know someday its gonna pour
I'm hoping
I guess I really do cry thru the guitar
thru the blues
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happiness
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 08:06:52 (PDT)

nice read z

your always ready to push the button
and I'm always ready to steal somebodys woman
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Anonymous
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 07:41:51 (PDT)

The little nogooders, feeding on makeup and dead flesh,
sweat and every dayurinalloverurplastic"HEYidogooduknow"faces.
Feel like opening u up, and piss on ur brain, grab the pencils on ur desk and stab u in ur eye while holding ur scull tightly and scream into ur face "LIVE or DIE u fucked up little neurotic sweating makeup eating bitch".

Spread u out on the flor, and jump on ur scull, and release in a heavenly HAHAHAHA, when ur sad little pathetic putrid scull breaks, taking a knife and stab u in ur face asmanytimesasittakestomak emecomeinmyworndownpants.

Comeongoducandoit, givemeanhourofsweetrelease, Mansstabssocialworkerintheeyeandsocietyhasnoidearofwhyhedidit, ifihdmyfingeronthebuttoniwouldsurelypu shit.

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Z
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 05:40:36 (PDT)

"hate myself"

Hate myself without you
I know what your love means
don't know what to do about you
inside inside
theres nothing that could be the same

am I blind to see this angel unseen
everything her heart could dream
I would never break it
in the dark I feel the same

hate myself about you
why this has too be
empty
without you
kill the pain
come on
lets be free
to feel love
its there if you ever need

I hate myself without you
can you see or hear or believe
theres so much about you
in your writing that is me
me
me
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Johnny Two Chords
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 00:24:46 (PDT)

"can't you see?"

Stab the pins in me
would you
dig your nails in
please
if I ever get a hold of you
I know
I know
I won't let your love go
the reason I came to see
must mean something to me
I look for you
stonewalled
web of lies
empty headed game pieces move aside
let it be

really think your it all
even if I gotta fall
all the way to hell
its your scent I felt

see thru the lines
read it in the skies
try to make you
there goes my mind
I know that your a real good find
worth the time

Think what you will
disease me
stain my heart
with lies until
I bleed

I seen you in a dream
last night alright
holding onto your mystery
you throw my heart away
failed love spells
shackle me to pain

your kiss I'll never taste
how pretty you are mad
whats a girl like you doing in this place

-------------
I can see that you'll see this
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 00:06:38 (PDT)

its me your soul mate
the only one from the begining
til the very end
-------------
Anonymous
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:00:46 (PDT)

she would if she knew who it was
-------------
Anonymous
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 22:25:32 (PDT)

eve call me

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Anonymous
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 15:24:23 (PDT)

again

look eve forget eric or whatever fuck he is
I love you
you are mine check it
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 13:23:25 (PDT)

I'm going to change my name
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 12:23:35 (PDT)

I love you eve
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 09:33:32 (PDT)

my bad

thats hocker in it once and its good to go,
not hack into it.
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Lugnut #1
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 08:27:51 (PDT)

ok its not better than kitty litter
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 08:22:44 (PDT)

"Demon Dream"
Our heavenly Pamela Anderson
We are gathered here today....

we are married in the heavens
in the skies
I'm still waiting for that kiss mad of mud pie
me and eve sitting in a tree
in the holy fucking garden of LSD
slitting the snakes throat
because we no like it
what he has to say to me
chop chop
mamasita grenga
can I call you baby
baby cakes to me
I wanna live
I wanna see
I wanna be on the Eve train,Yo
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kiss this
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 08:21:19 (PDT)

I heard shes the kitty kitty that makes the world go round
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 08:12:27 (PDT)

You just now noticed?
This has been eves personal message board forever.
She sure must be a hottie,because she has yet to write one decent poem on the tard box O poetry.
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Anonymous
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 07:37:30 (PDT)

it's sure as hell better than kitty litter
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Anonymous
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 21:24:33 (PDT)

only as long as you are happy

the "I can take care of him" feeling at 7 when
playing house
a mudpie kiss
need for you to need

I'll show you more

(I'll be writting music with Mr."Relax-by-my-ice-maker-for-a-beverage" if you need me)