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to want something so bad,, you can see it and hear it ,, but you cant feel it,, love unreturned, left alone again ,, another night of solitude and regret,, undoubtedly the most remarkable profound confusion of my life,,, why do i stay ,, deal with the pain ,, alone another night,, seeking your touch,,, alone another night,,,tears fall till sleep drifts in ,, alone another night........
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It bieng Wintertime Johnny Hollywoods didn't take to writing Haiku's,He set out to find him a new wife to drag home so when it didn't work out he would have stuffs to burn in the fireplace proper like her prostitute coustumes and the like and any kinda furniture she left behind when she took to whorin',instead of buying a cord of firewood like them city slickers do.
"You wouldnt have to move no nasty whores in here so you'll have fuel this here winter Johnny Hollywood if You didn't burn all yer shitty songs last winter If You'ld just quit chasing that there Maid around and settle down,I'll come back to ya and chop up some fire wood proper" Sweet Bertha done told Johnny Hollywood.

"I ain't taking You back Bertha fer nothing in the world!" Johnny Hollywood told her as he went out the door to head on over to the side of the storge facility that has the ten foot by ten foot units hoping to find him a woman with some furniture and belongings that was flamable.
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At sun up Johnny Hollywoods was in deep beneath the surface of the Free Crackhousing unit digging the underground railroad as per his Satanic Welfare Caseworkers request."Rapido Rapido!" Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker hollered at him as she cracked the whip across his bleeding back.He dug faster and faster so the slaves could maybe get ahead in life.Johnny Hollywoods had no ideal that his Welfare caseworker was planning to sneak South America into the United States through her free crackhousing issued to her by the same Government that gave her the yob with the obligatory three hour lunch breaks and made her recieve them old mandatory shhecks in seven different names.
"Some of the peoples was calling this ghost payrolling but they wasn't werk shhecks so that there was a false charge." Johnny Hollywoods Welfare caseworker said as she stuffed another piece of her link cards into the broken glass flower holder makeshitf crack pipe she got at the same fillin' station Johnny Hollywoods buys his gas station roses for his Ho's "and No he doesnt steal them outta your censorfucking neighbors yard like your crazy ass has been accusing him of doing because you need some Medicaticion Biotch,Johnny F.N.Hollywoods is a good boy You better reconize." Johnny Hollywoods Award Winning Landscaper told the High Priestess of Geetaring proper.

"Oh Yeah he'll premeditate the wooing of yer Mom,Daughter,Sister, best friend,yer who who girl,your lesbian girlfriend or any biotch that looks like Sweet Bertha from a football field away is in season and thats why Honeycups got mad at him the other night fer trying to pick up nasty ass homeless looking baglady biotches off the skreet."
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where'd you put the keys girl?

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just for the love of d_cks
in gene ral
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WTF

So what?
Your like sick in the head from the Catbox over here?
Or what?
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if someone thought he should be executed.......then maybe he should be....im not signing no petition....there are enough fucking crazy people out on the streets now as it is...why would I want one more on the streets.......its his turn now to meet his maker and explain what he has done....good luck!!
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For it 'tis You
my Lovely
the one I pornicate in thy basement

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Thus wasted desire
It is I that covet you
enviously
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Thus wasted desire
It is I that covets you
enviously
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Thus wasted desire
It is I that covents you
enviously


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well i dont care no more
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Dad
Why are you so tierd?
Why mom is not home any more?
why my friend don't talk to me any more?
Why I have to answer so many question before I see you?
why all this persons are dress like that?
I don't Understand what hapen to us?
Will I grow Up n become Like you?
Why this lady ask's me if i want to write you a letter?
Why WHy?
DAD?

five years LATER

YOU KILL MOMY

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Johnny Hollywoods and the Seventh Lord of the Catbox was in a hurry to get over to the back of the uptown theater where the pidgeons shit was three inches thick in some places but that didnt matter because on Monday and Wedensday nights at ten o'clock the local mental hospitals load up a bus load or two of mental patients and set them free on Lawrence Avenue and the first ones down there got first pickings of the fresh mental patients and break up the monotony of the troublesome alley squalls that was so plentiful round them parts.
There she stood fresh off the bus from Walter Reid mental faciluty and she already had a shopping cart and was good to go
so The Seventh Lord of the Catbox took a liking to her right quick because they had so much in common with the carts half full and all,But it had been a while since Johnny Hollywoods had any quality time with a biotch he didnt find in the alley proper.

So the first thing you know The Seventh Lord of the Catbox pulls out a straight razor and wants to cut somebody and there was still twenty eight more mental patients that hadn't got off the damn bus yet ,even though everyone knew some of the mental patients would be return mental patients that got off the bus two days ago or a week ago.

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The cross threaded lesbian mafia union leader
is big and fat and nasty and has a curly tail

The cross threaded lesbian mafia union leader
is hugging up to the crack whore right now at the county jail

The cross threaded lesbian mafia union leader
looks like a lumber jack
so I wouldnt give her no crap
you know she use to play for the green bay pack
and she gets better womens than me I see

The cross threaded lesbian mafia union leader
has broke my dreams it seems
when there was the girl for me
now all that left is an ugh ugh ugly
that chewed through her collar and was raised up in an ugly tree

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Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker got busted selling rocks in front of the fire house and spread foot and ass disease to the three legged fire dog "Crip".

Johnny Hollywoods caseworkers sister was a freaky ass biotch she done gives gave the nizzle the catbox scurvy before they gets to the currency exchange so then they go drinking and theres no one at the crib with the crack babies cause his caseworkers on the ho stroll and then Johnny Hollywoods award winning landscaper had to make them the ketchup soup and they always loved helping open the ketchup packets

johnny your a lazy lying mother censorfucker that biotch is to lazy to get off the couch sayeth the welfare caseworker of johnny hollywoods dreams is

Johnny Hollywoods caseworkers sister was a freaky ass biotch she done gives gave the nizzle the catbox scurvy before they gets to the currency exchange so then they go drinking and theres no one at the crib with the crack babies cause his caseworkers on the ho stroll and then Johnny Hollywoods award winning landscaper had to make them the ketchup soup and they always loved helping open the ketchup packets

johnny your a lazy recieptant caniving mother censorfucker that biotch is to lazy to get off the couch sayeth the welfare caseworker of johnny hollywoods dreams is
--- Travis Ray Cole wrote:





Vote ONCE FOR YES TWICE FOR NO

So then Johnny F.N. Hollywoods takes off down the alley wit dis here ho and theys picking up aluminum cans so as they could get a forty by dinner time now she aint got no benz but shes not in the penitenry wrapped up with a big ol' bulldyke either say it bitch vote for me against Oprah Windfree in 2008 get you a shhheck!! Re:Johnny F.N.Hollywoods caseworkers sister wore the pink and black socks we was walking by and this nizzle says nice shocks bendeho me thinks the biotch is broke but its shhheck day and the ho just got paid and I was bleedin in my brain from the excessive amont of spam I recieved in a minuteJohnny Hollywoods caseworker filled the broken piece of antenna she got off Johnny Hollywoods black and white television with the little piece of plastic she cut off her link card and fired it up smoking the half inch by half inch sized chunk of link card in a matter of seconds. Re: Johnny Hollywoods caseworkers Mothers got a great big ass Re: vote for me against oprah in 2008 biotch
--- Travis Ray Cole wrote:

Subject:Johnny F.N. Hollywoods Welfare Caseworkers Liposuction Surgries was cutting deep into his holiday crackwhore funds and when they went shopping it was getting to the point where his caseworker wouldn't even let him carry her damn purse so this Mother Fucker tells his whorecop biotch that he has to end it with her because he thinks shes a whore and he thinks shes a po po too
because he thinks she a whore and he thinks shes a cop



So then Johnny F.N. Hollywoods takes off down the alley wit dis here ho and theys picking up aluminum cans so as they could get a forty by dinner time now she aint got no benz but shes not in the penitenry wrapped up with a big ol' bulldyke either say it bitch vote for me against Oprah Windfree in 2008 get you a shhheck!! Re:Johnny F.N.Hollywoods caseworkers sister wore the pink and black socks we was walking by and this nizzle says nice shocks bendeho me thinks the biotch is broke but its shhheck day and the ho just got paid and I was bleedin in my brain from the excessive amont of spam I recieved in a minuteJohnny Hollywoods caseworker filled the broken piece of antenna she got off Johnny Hollywoods black and white television with the little piece of plastic she cut off her link card and fired it up smoking the half inch by half inch sized chunk of link card in a matter of seconds. Re: Johnny Hollywoods caseworkers Mothers got a great big ass Re: vote for me against oprah in 2008 biotch
--- Travis Ray Cole electronicmailage@computermail.net

From: Travis Ray Cole ele ctronicmailage@computermail.net


Subject: Re:Johnny F.N.Hollywoods caseworkers sister wore the pink and black socks we was walking by and this nizzle says nice shocks bendeho me thinks the biotch is broke but its shhheck day and the ho just got paid and I was bleedin in my brain from the excessive amont of spam I recieved in a minuteJohnny Hollywoods caseworker filled the broken piece of antenna she got off Johnny Hollywoods black and white television with the little piece of plastic she cut off her link card and fired it up smoking the half inch by half inch sized chunk of link card in a matter of seconds. Re: Johnny Hollywoods caseworkers Mothers got a great big ass Re: vote for me against oprah in 2008 biotch Re:
--- Travis Ray Cole wrote:

From: Travis Ray Cole electronicmailage@computermail.net

Johnny F.N.Hollywoods caseworkers Mothers got a great big ass Re: vote for me against oprah in 2008 biotch

square

--- Travis Ray Cole wrote:

From: Travis Ray Cole

Subject: vote for me against oprah in 2008 biotch



Johnny Hollywoods caseworker filled the broken piece of antenna she got off Johnny Hollywoods black and white television with the little piece of plastic she cut off her link card and fired it up smoking the half inch by half inch sized chunk of link card in a matter of seconds.

"Wow!" Johnny Hollywoods award winning landscaper said.

With the big gas war going on Johnny Hollywoods Caseworker was really in a bit of a finacial bind now gas was two bucks a gallon and her Navigator only got seven miles to the gallon and she needed to go eight miles round trip seven to ten times per day to get the crack cocaine her body needed and since she was "big boned" per se she just wasn't getting as much as some of the other womens up and down Sheffield so She had to get a yob at the big lots too working a total of eighty two hours a week just between prostituting and the big lots gig ,and most of that was done on her lunch break from the welfare office.






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With the big gas war going on Johnny Hollywoods Caseworker was really in a bit of a finacial bind now gas was two bucks a gallon and her Navigator only got seven miles to the gallon and she needed to go eight miles round trip seven to ten times per day to get the crack cocaine her body needed and since she was "big boned" per se she just wasn't getting as much as some of the other womens up and down Sheffield so She had to get a yob at the big lots too working a total of eighty two hours a week just between prostituting and the big lots gig ,and most of that was done on her lunch break from the welfare of fice.

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Johnny Hollywoods caseworker filled the broken piece of antenna she got off Johnny Hollywoods black and white television with the little piece of plastic she cut off her link card and fired it up smoking the half inch by half inch sized chunk of link card in a matter of seconds.

"Wow!" Johnny Hollywoods award winning landscaper said.


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ALSO IF YOU HAVE TIME CHECK OUT WWW. TOOKIE.COM
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"Tookie Williams Must Die"

Crying like a gangsta bitch while he waits to die
Did he ever hear his victims cry?

Starting a gang called the CRIPS,who knows the total number of murders orchestrated by this PIMP?

Time after time and terror after terror,
Tookie the world has felt your error.

Rehabilitated now and a value to society?
Don't you dare of our justice system make a mockery.

Damn you, damn you straight to hell.
Mabey to SATAN your woes you can tell.

Hard and heartless kills your victims felt.
While you are only facing a soft kill with needles.
May your mind cry out, your breath be trapped and slowly you fade into the abyss, Tookie it is you that I won't miss.


Readers: go to www.petition-them.com and read the bleeding heart stories of yet another down trodden black my done wrong and a victim of his life. Tough shit I say I couldn't choose my parents or life either.


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You could tell she knowed Johnny Hollywoods had attempted cheatin' just by the way Sweet Bertha slammed her tow truck into Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworkers Customized Golf Cart at fifty miles an hour. Johnny Hollywood figured all this meant was he would be carrying the damn golf bag around all afternoon two or three days a week during to warmer months and his little snook ems would get over it sooner or later.

"Who tore up my damn golf cart ,Johnny?" Johnny Hollywoods Caseworker asked as she shined a light in his eyes.

"I just want some sleep." Johnny Hollywood begged.

Johnny Hollywoods woke up on the floor half under his caseworkers bed next to an old turkey sandwich with his pockets turned inside out as his caseworker was clipping her toe nails over his face.

When He got up he then discovered that his caseworkers little nizzles wore his shoes and coat to school.
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Who Do You Love?

Johnny Hollywoods was begining to understand that since it was eight days til shhheck day he maybe might as well go on over to see Sweet Bertha seeing as how the biotch was bartending that day and if he had a dollar to sit on the bar she just might give him beersch all night for free if the manager wasn't looking, to kinda make up for all the years of cheating on him.
Well things was going pretty good and to Johnny Hollywoods surprise there was a fashion show going on,So Johnny Hollywoods really wasn't looking for any undergarments fer womenfolks at that time but He figured it couldnt hurt to look at the display and right when He was getting a combo lap dance from two nasty little sluts the phone rings and its Johnny Hollywoods caseworker wanting to know why he ain't back with the kitty litter and ladies napkins she gave him that dollar for,So he put two more lap dances on his caseworkers link card {theys in the hood you know}
and He told the sluts he had to mosey on down the road 'cause He already messed up with one cupcake that week telling his same old kill a tree for her god punch line less wastes of free speech when in fact he could have offered up to do a little hoilday anti landscaping proper,So there was no way in heck Johnny Hollywood was looking to mess it up with his welfare caseworker since it was getting colder and colder with each day and he needed to know his guitar would have a warm place to stay so that it would not go thru tempature changes and warp the neck,

because with having to spend his every dime on gas to take his caseworker to cop nine times a day since there was a gas war going on,He could not afford another guitar anytime soon.


"She had no mushrooms she had no catipillars she had no deck of cards or medications that Johnny hollywood could see so how was he to know that god wanted him to kill a tree with her blondness?" Johnny Hollywoods award winning landscaper and sometimes security said as she fell off the bar stool.

"Get up ,I still gotta get my caseworker a card,come on!" Johnny Hollywood said in a rush.

"Wear protection Johnny Hollywood." Sweet Bertha yelled from behind the bar.

Johnny Hollywood forgot what his welfare caseworker sent him to the store for on the account of drinking to much so he went to walgreens and bought a forty ouncer to help him remember and he went back to her crib to see if she cooked any vittles proper.

When Johnny Hollywoods got back to the projects all his rags and his geetars and his picture of your sister was out on the side walk and the caseworkers little nizzles was digging thru his socks and willie nelson CDs.

So thats how Johnny Hollywoods ended up living on the "L" train but He got evicted when it reached the end of the line and thats how he became homeless and got to hang out with the polease and have them sort his dirty socks from his clean ones on Broadway at three am when it was twenty nine degrees below zero.

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You will always be the one.
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Toxo Plasma Gondii Harvest
by
Travis Ray Cole
Marinated triple scented
water logged totem pole clusters
submerged in the trench-foot pomade gel
gift basket wake enhancer

Red yellow green orange black brown
the organic commemorative slush sandtrap
color wheel rinse cycle spins around

Tide charted mud trench tunnel hydraulic press
limoge box hydroponic horseradish jellies
dehydrated non-florecent sponge
log loader and chipper buffet
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"Johnny Hollywoods Caseworker was so damn ugly it had caused damage to his retina and He wasn't covered on the Biotches Medical card either so She conjured up one of her Voodoo spells that was supposed to cure him,let him wear her Uncle's Mojo,Then had him rub her nasty feet while she watched Cosby." Box car Jesus told the Seventh Lord of the Cat Box and Cat Box Christ as they all three pushed thier shopping carts half full of garbage down the alley towards Wilson Avenue so that The Cat Box Christ might be able to sell his block of Cheese to a passerby and then in turn pinch in on a forty proper.

"Don't worry about it,We'll just call You Blind Johnny Shitlins" Johnny Hollywoods Hot Nurse Special "K" joked,causing the mental patient that stalks Johnny Hollywood to become upset and confused.

"Thats the ways I like them biotches,stupid and confused" Johnny Hollywood told the chair next to him as He waved his hands in front of his face.

For the next three weeks Johnny Hollywoods and the Magic crackwhore and His Welfare Caseworker got them meals on wheels dinners and would close thier eyes and try to guess what they were
but the party ended when Johnny Hollywoods sold the seeing eye dog for a six pack of Blatz and went down by the lake to liveout the winter in a teepee with some nasty farm animal mannered lady with a drinking problem.
"Problem is she drank it all" Johnny Hollywood told the Leader of the cross threaded Lesbian Mafia Union as He took a nip from her canteen.

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"Johnny Hollywood drank the cold coffee straight down and wanted to hit the highway to get back to his caseworkers and pick her up to go to the clinic and over to the currency exchange proper.
Bieng in such a hurry to see the woman He loves Johnny Hollywoods got to his caseworkers hood an hour early and thought well maybe I'll get warmer coffee and he went up the side street six blocks over from his caseworkers house to split the grid in half and thats when he happened upon his caseworker standing at the damn bus stop Ho-ing but she didnt reconize Johnny Hollywoods becasue he was driving Sweet Berthas air conditioned John Deere tractor until he was right upon he caseworking ass.
Then Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker told him that thats what she does and she ain't been cheating because its just works and she don't love those mens.

After a couple of practice make ups Johnny Hollywood woke up the next morning on the sofa bed with his caseworker and his caseworkers caseworker like every sunday morning ceptin' for this time the caseworker cam was broken and there was no record of the love they had made,except for the clock cam Sweet Bertha had on the wall but she wasn't going to let them use the film because sometimes they was fuedin'." The Cat Box Poet told the fat nasty biotch who was sitting next to him at the welfare office,who he was hoping to bring home before his caseworker got off work,so she wouldn't get in the way of the party.
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Johnny Hollywoods was late to pick up his Welfare caseworker from the JennyCraigs and he was way across town on the way back from the Popeyes like she told him to do when Sweet Bertha done seen him run a yeller light and was digging thru his dashboard whilst Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworkers Chickens was getting cold.

Johnny Hollywoods knowed He should might want tend to Sweet Bertha but He also knowed His caseworker had a little bit of drinking money then He recollected Sweet Berthas Herpes problem but then He remember His caseworkers bieng more colorful and on a larger scale.

The Scale of Womenfolks was ready to give shure nuff Sweet Bertha had the generic blonde pony tail barbie thing going on but His caseworker had land and property deeds but it was down in the South Land where it all is under the elevation of zero and below the sea level and that could just be the global warming

So then Barbie I mean Bertha whose ass was going to be two or three cat boxes wide in ten years,well she had blue eyes.

"Bertha has a gun." The left side of Johnny Hollywoods brain said and then the right side of Johnny Hollywoods brain said,"Caseworkers got a gun."
"Well there is a gas war going on" Johnny Hollywood thought in stereo and that would explain why theres more of them biblical people from the cat box desert than mesikins here in the states.

"I gotta go get my caseworker baby." Johnny Hollywoods finally tells Sweet Bertha.

"I'll have to talk to Your caseworker Johnny Hollywood." Sweet Bertha said.

So Sweet Bertha gives Johnny Hollywoods and his caseworkers cold ass chicken a real official like polease escort and Johnny Hollywoods never did call no escort service, So when they pick up Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker late from Jenny Craigs dance floors so was so damn mad that her and Sweet Bertha commenced to wrastlin' and tore up some equiptment but soon made up enough for Sweet Bertha to get a letter from Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker so she could give it to the judge and get the storage full of imigrants she just bought back from the immpound proper.
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Johnny Hollywoods was pushing the cart down the aisle with his caseworker by his side thru the check out counter they went with a box of diapers under the cart.
"Thats stealing" Johnny Hollywood told his caseworker.
"Only if You get caught" Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker told him as they was stopped at the door.
The next thing You know Johnny Hollywoods had to go back to the trailer and get his Caseworkers big screen television get over to the pawn shop and back to the jail house to bond the biotch out proper.
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When Johnny Hollywood came back to his caseworkers trailer after a hard day of sitting in the welfare office looking for a new Mom for the kids He could not believe his eyes there was his caseworker on the couch watching her shows with a picnic ham by her side,five empty cans of soda and a shitty diaper as the makeshift center piece for the living room table.
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Johnny Hollywoods caseworker tippy toed into the kitchen and put a double dose of the Bertha Meds into his coffee knowing that He couldn't stand the taste of the Bertha Meds and that He needed the milk of crackwhore in his coffee instead.
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Johnny Hollywoods had been working and working on the relationshit with his Caseworker when she done gave him a bad batch of the old cat box scurvy and then He got a notion that the Ho was cheating on him and when He went to the Doctor with the biotches medical card the Doctor wouldn't accept it and wanted him to pay cash on the barrel head for any medical services recieved and any fool could see that Johnny Hollywoods was gonna need his monies to take a hot little bartender out drinking proper like .
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Johnny Hollywood woke up to the static of the black and white television blasting and His Welfare Caseworker standing next to it breaking up his television antenna to smoke her crack out of so from that Check day on Johnny Hollywood just watched channel eleven because thats the only channel that would come in.Thats about the time Johnny Hollywood noticed his am clock radio was gone.
"What happened to my damn clock?" Johnny Hollywood asked,as his caseworker crawled around on the floor smoking anything white she picked off the carpet.
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"Johnny Hollywoods Caseworker was so damn ugly it had caused damage to his retina and He wasn't covered on the Biotches Medical card either so She conjured up one of her Voodoo spells that was supposed to cure him,let him wear her Uncle's Mojo,Then had him rub her nasty feet while she watched Cosby." Box car Jesus told the Seventh Lord of the Cat Box and Cat Box Christ as they all three pushed thier shopping carts half full of garbage down the alley towards Wilson Avenue so that The Cat Box Christ might be able to sell his block of Cheese to a passerby and then in turn pinch in on a forty proper.

"Don't worry about it,We'll just call You Blind Johnny Shitlins" Johnny Hollywoods Hot Nurse Special "K" joked,causing the mental patient that stalks Johnny Hollywood to become upset and confused.

"Thats the ways I like them biotches,stupid and confused" Johnny Hollywood told the chair next to him as He waved his hands in front of his face.

For the next three weeks Johnny Hollywoods and the Magic crackwhore and His Welfare Caseworker got them meals on wheels dinners and would close thier eyes and try to guess what they were
but the party ended when Johnny Hollywoods sold the seeing eye dog for a six pack of Blatz and went down by the lake to liveout the winter in a teepee with some nasty farm animal mannered lady with a drinking problem.
"Problem is she drank it all" Johnny Hollywood told the Leader of the cross threaded Lesbian Mafia Union as He took a nip from her canteen.
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Johnny Hollywoods pulled his junk truck over in front of the doughnut house and got out and opened the door for his Welfare Caseworker.She looked down at the mud puddle and back at Johnny Hollywoods and pointed her giant hippo nostrils into the air,He knew not to even ask He just took off his coat and layed it over the mud puddle and helped his big ass case worker out of the truck and was holding onto the biotches purse When his stalker Bill Gates or some other rich ass mother fucker runs up and says "Marry My Daughter,Johnny,Shes in the limo,give her a kiss."

Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker took a step forward and said,"That mans stalking You Johnny,I seen him at the last toll booth."
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Johnny Hollywood had to work fifteen to Seventeen hour shifts digging in the underground tunnel for his caseworker to hide the slaves and the nasty troll looking whores his Mother bought off the auction block,promising them Johnny Hollywoods at times.
But all the promises turned sour when Johnny Hollywoods stopped appercatin' dog ugly nasty biotches

Deep in the tunnel to the safe room this side of his bomb shelter studio he had to dig all day and night without getting to spend quaility time with the nasty whores for more than a few minutes every other day.

So when Johnny Hollywoods got back to the hood and civalation he went thru a case of six pound cans of pork and beans picking up alley squalls inside of a weekend.
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Johnny Houseboy Hollywoods was drunk as a dog listening to the Commodores and swamping around in the water bed with his Welfare Caseworker all night and massaging his welfare caseworkers feet and fetching her margrittas as she watched General Hospital during the day Just so that he could keep his guitar indoors in a controlled climate for the winter seasons.
"Its not as bad as it sounds,I am still able to save enough to buy a six pound can of beans by the end of the week." Johnny Hollywood told his new groupie Chrissy or Christi or Anne Frank or something.
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Johnny Hollywood took his Welfare Caseworker up to get a forty and then over to the goodwill drop box so she could dig thru it to see if she could find some nice enough duds for them to wear when they go out drinking this coming shhheck day.

Thats when Sweet Bertha rolled up on them,jumped outta Her Crown Vic,fired two warning shots into the trunk of Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworkers "hoop D" and yelled "Freeze".
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Johnny F.N. Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker grabbed the bumper of his Ford F-150 and lifted it two feet into the air so as He could change the tire proper.It was not until afterwards that He had to pay the price of His soul or fast food which ever came first.

"If You hadn't been in such a damn hurry..." Johnny Hollywoods Caseworker began.

Johnny Hollywood knew he was wrong because he woke that morning.
So he says "You'ld been in a damn hurry to if Your caseworker biotch I mean lady just got her shhhheck and when she got done smokin' her breakfast rock had done promised to buy you the cheapest fender geetar that they make on this here planet well that and she was needing makeup and prostitute coustumes."

So You know Johnny Hollywoods was mad at the world already on the account of there ain't no geetard stores thats open in the middle of the night so He could jam whilest the Ho was making Ketchup soup for some of them there crack babies.

"You shoulda slowed down,when You seen them missle silo road cones Johnny H." Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker complained.

Johnny F.N. Hollywoods knew He had to get this here biotch down to the Burger king proper so as she could stock up on them free catsup packets for thier Caseworkers Crack Babies Christmas Dinner.

Once the Nizzles was leaving the coin toss at the drive thru Johnny Hollywoods Welfare caseworker was throwing a fit about him wanting to get back to the crib to jam when all she wanted to do was stop by the farm on the outskirts of town and steal the shit she needed to keep her Meth lab in the Master Bath going.

"Remind me never to get up wit a caseworker bitch" Johnny Hollywood kept repeating to himself, like it wadn't his own damn fault.

Johnny Hollywoods didnt give a fuck about his Caseworkers Meth lab making it another day this Mother Fucker was on the Hunt and was looking for so good looking ass but under the influence of the BERTHA MEDS The new problem bieng that there wasnt any good looking Ho's left on this here Island and there wasnt even any messages in a bottle showing up on the shore from any alright ,Johnny Hollywoods was having that same old night mare flashback about the fat nasty bitch rolling around in the floor.

Finally when Johnny Hollywoods and His Caseworker got back to the crib and as She cooked up them ketchup packets for the crack babies Christmas Dinner when there was a knock on the door
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

"Who dat?" Johnny Hollywoods disguised his voice.

"Open da doh,Mother Fucker." The voice outside the door said.
"It might be the big bad wolf and we need some meat fer the soup,let his ass in." Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker said.
It was a lot easier than going shopping wit the Ho and taking the chances of some hot biotches seeing him with this heffer So Johnny Hollywoods open the door expecting the Po Po, but it was the people from The Got Damn Church.
So Johnny Hollywoods tells his caseworker,"Theres someone from the church here and it aint the Jehovas this time,looks like they got vittles."

The Church peoples push past Johnny Hollywoods with a great big Christmas Dinner with all the fixin's and set it up on the kitchen table for the little crackbabie recieptants.

When Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker Ho finally got the Church peoples to git she wanted Johnny Hollywoods to drive on fumes so as she could go get another rock for the fifthteenth time that day.

So when Johnny Hollywoods and His Welfare Caseworker got to the gas station to pan handle, sure enuff there was a real hot super model seeing him. Johnny F.N.Hollywoods out in public with the fat nasty Heffer.

"You know that skinny no ass white biotch,Johnny?"
His caseworker asked as if she needed anger management claases.

"I just want to ask her to vote for me against Oprah windfree in 2008" Johnny Hollywoods tells his welfare caseworker as He approached the generic blonde ponytailed barbie who was wearing a Mother Fucking White Wedding Dress and was ready get past bieng seen in public with a fat nasty heffer.

Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker tackled him in the floor.

As the generic blonde ponytail looked down into the floor at Johnny Hollywoods laying there,
He says "Yo Baby,You wanna hear my new song about my caseworker selling her link card for twenty five cents on the dollar so she can get some more crack cocaine?"


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It wasn't so bad riding around in an actual Taxicab with his caseworker,This was something Johnny Hollywoods only seen in the movies and on the television,but there they was riding up to the drive up window to get chalupas and over to the liquor store for some forties and back over to the welfare office just like the rich peoples do,downtown.

Johnny Hollywoods just keep thinking about how beautiful his Welfare Caseworkers purse looked with all them bright lights shining down into the back seat like that,He could not even remember ever bieng happier,until he got home and found out that He caught lice from riding in an actual "Taxicab", But Johnny Hollywoods was really puzzled because ,Yes the driver did have an odor,but that great big towel wrapped around his head should have kept in any little critters that was on the cab driver.Right?
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Johnny Hollywood and His Welfare case Worker got to drinking and all of a sudden She wants a tattoo to be undercover in the crowds of Welfare recieptaints So He makes up a batch of the black light ink and tattoos "Case Worker" real big across her knuckles just like she wanted.
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The devil is cute satan has me by the
the devil is more than cute but Satan is my girl
Devil angel gidget stunt double for the High Priestess Muff Muff is cute
But Satan is my dream
how could that be

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i haven't seen You in 4 years and I still love you like it was for us 12 years ago too!
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Wait a minute,You didn't fuck up Your credit rating and now You think since we got that in common
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Johnny Hollywoods case worker had time to kill during her lunch hour so she helped Johnny Hollywood preform the rusted coat hanger abortion on the nasty ass crack whore in the bathroom of the Tacobell proper,and they named it after Him,Johnny F.N.Hollywoods Jr. but the afterbirth they named after the second guitar player "Moe".
"This is a wonderful time,Billy Idol just bought the crappiest radio station in Chicagoland."Johnny Hollywoods hot little maid said as she wiped Johnny Hollywoods forehead with a towel.
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Johnny Hollywood was so broke when the Crack Whore came over he gave her the broken piece of his tooth that he just pulled out and she smoked his tooth all night and He repeatedly spent quality time with her until she was in the family way.

Johnny Hollywood was so happy they was going to finally name a crack baby after him he told his other kids the good news,"You kids is such gosh darn assholes I'm gonna have a crackbaby to see if it turns out better." Johnny Hollywoods told the little bastards.

"And as a punishment you gits to babysit." The magic impregenated crackwhore told her soon to be step bastards that didnt want Johnny Hollywoods and the Magic Crackwhore to have a relationshit.
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Johnny Hollywoods was going to jail he was waving out the back door of the paddy wagon for his award winning landscaper to help him,When Johnny Hollywoods Award winning landscaper took notice Johnny told the harpo marx look alike to hurry up and run in the trailer and get his shirt,socks,shoes and cigarettes before he went to off to the jailhouse.Johnny Hollywoods Award Winning Landscaper made it back to the paddy wagon just in time for Johnny Hollywoods to with some of his material possesions.
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Johnny Hollywood and Sweet Bertha was having a big one this time,She was shooting holes in the side of the trailer and Johnny Hollywoods was out in the front yard Yelling about How her cop dental insurance was paying for her super model looks and his crusty ass case worker was causing his grill to look like he done caught the cat box scurvy,as the Mesikins from across the street looked on and laughed at Johnny Hollywood and his tooth pulling ritual utilizing only a four dollar set of stripped out vice grips.
"You shouldn't been kissing that fat nasty biotch,I don't care if'n she is your damn caseworker Johnny Hollywood." Sweet Bertha hollered as she squeezed off a couple more rounds.

Johnny Hollywoods was hoping Sweet Bertha would run outta bullets so the other hot biotches up and down the holler wouldn't take notice of Sweet Berthas display and Johnny Hollywoods would never have a chance in hell of getting up wit them Ho's if thier husbands die soon in the God Damn Gas War.

"Barbies gone balistic" Yelled the fat nasty biotch across the street as a chicken dinner stuck to her waist like it was glued to her drawers as if it was some kind of holy miracle,well except for the part where the chicken dinner wasnt shaped like any of the god like characters in the storybook.

Sweet Bertha packed up the squad car and took the kids ,the pets and Johnny Hollywoods tooth brush and went to live with her Mother.
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Johnny Hollywoods caseworker gave him some purple microdot acid and he was chewing them up and they had a great time but that was two days ago and Johnny Hollywoods was snoring load and dead to the world as a rat picked the chunk of microdot out of Johnny Hollywoods grand canyon cavities and the rat on L.S.D. was still running around and entertained Johnny Hollywood when he woke up seventeen hours later.

Johnny Hollywoods upstairs maid was mad that they had to move outta the luxourious mobile home park and into the slums of Uptown with the rats and roaches but she tried not to show it as she whipped up a batch of Johnny Hollywoods welfare case workers popeyes chicken with expired Gardinair and slices of swiss melted over it with pepper and salt from the dried tears of the magic crackwhore sprinkled on top.
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It bieng the night before Thanks Giving Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Case Worker wanted to drink up every dime He had since He was now unemployed.Johnny Hollywoods just figured thats the price you have to pay to get with these high maintance biotches and forgot all about having a turkey dinner until on the way back to the crib out in the alley his case worker finds a turkey, fully cooked in the dumpster and brings it back to the hotel,All of a sudden Johnny Hollywood missed Sweet Berthas grits .
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Johnny Hollywoods and His Welfare Case Worker and his case workers case worker all three sat at the kitchen table Sweet Berthas Cop Money bought and ate up all of Sweet Berthas stale ass doughnuts proper.

All of a sudden Johnny Hollywoods Award Winning Landscaper bursts in and starts snapping pictures of the donuts getting gone and then runs out into the front yard and opens the secret doors to Johnny Hollywoods own personal bomb shelter and studio and locks herself in.
Johnny Hollywood just figured she was fixing on some lawn mowers or just fixing her make up and putting on her stripper get up.
All he knew was the biotch was ugly,even uglier than her Mamma and If these here photos of Him eating doughnuts with a couple of obease caseworkers from the south side Nizzle ,turned out he might even use them photos on the cover of the CD he planned to release someday.

The party took a turn for the worst when they got down to the very last of Sweet Bertha's doughnuts it was a fist fight for about six minutes then it turned into Case Worker Wrastlin' and Johnny Hollywood took all his money and bet it on his case worker.Losing every dime Johnny Hollywood saved up to get a place since she would be out of a job soon and all Johnny Hollywoods Mommas nasty ass troll looking biotches got picked up by the Health Department and was bieng held on the Judges decision as to weather or not these here Ho's was going to be spayed,so there was no income other than the seven checks Johnny Hollywoods fat ass case worker got in seven different names and then You take into account that there was a gas war going on and Johnny Hollywoods was now having to pay half a can of pork and beans to the nasty alley squalls to get with them up from a third of a can of pork and beans a week and a half ago,these here was hard times and the cold winter wind did blow.

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After bieng thrown out of the same blues bar for singing the same old blues song about Welfare,Johnny Hollywood and His welfare case worker stumbled over to the "L" station.

"CensorFuck a bunch of Mesikins!" Johnny Hollywood said as He milked his Welfare Case Worker on the elevated train platform.

"I'm on a spacial diet" Johnny Hollywood told a dirty wino as He tried to pan handle Johnny Hollywood and his case worker.

"We gave at the office." Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker told the old drunk.

"What office,the welfare office?" The Wino asked with a laugh.

"HEYYY! Thats where I got this biotch." Johnny Hollywoods warned Him.
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Johnny Hollywoods was looking back and forth from the
calender to the Thomas Kincaids hanging on Dr. Gails office wall then He starts to scribbling and says,"What days do You have yer ladies problems Doctor Gail honey? Cause I dont wanna come round these here parts on those certian days."

I got Beamer payments to make Johnny Hollywood and I think we are making some progress,why I think it would be very benificial to You to continue Your Marriage consoling especially now that You have been divorced for about three years,..Come on I'll let You sit in the big chair and we can talk about little no ass blondes the whole damn time if You want Johnny Cakes,What do You say?" Dr. Gail asked beggingly as she struggled with her sock problem.

"I don't think so,I just don't really enjoy it enough to have to pay to be biotched at in such heavy doses,HE HE and my favorite bartender is stalking me again and You know shes gonna come around sooner or later and start talking to me again,Remember I put her saucy ass in check for a year thats why I'm on the waiting list to woo her in the name of God, my Country and outta the reach of Sweet Bertha." Johnny Hollywood told the Doctor of commitment, as Johnny Hollywoods award winning landscaper opened the door and held out her hand for a tip.
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Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Case Workers Case Worker was coming for an inhouse visit and Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Case Worker was running around cleaning things that was clean and cussing Johnny Hollywood for sleeping with the maid every second she was there instead of her cleaning the pig stye.
"I could get cut off on of my checks"Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker was screaming franticly as she put the dirty dishes in the oven.
Wouldn't You know it? As soon as Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Case Worker went into the bathroom for a crack break her own caseworker was knocking on the door wanting to know the name of the Nizzle she was shacked up with and his social security number.

"I don't know his number." Johnny Hollywoods caseworker told her caseworker.

Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker had broke into Sweet Berthas survailance van out front and downloaded the films of everyone going in and out of Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Case Workers crib in the past two days.
"Who dat biotch." Johnny Hollywoods caseworkers caseworker asked about the high tempature blue eyed maid Johnny Hollywood was cheating on the Magic Crackwhore with.

"I'm calling my Attorney." Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker said as she dialed the number of the skinny no ass blonde who likes to wear that century twenty one jacket and riding chaps around town.
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Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Case Worker had all the herion needles in her purse so that when Johnny Hollywoods Mommas troll looking Ho's wanted a fix they had to report to Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Case Worker and to make matters worse Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Case Worker slapped Johnny Hollywoods Momma around a bit and said "Biotch I'm running things now,Now git yer ass out there and get me my money."

Everybody was looking at Johnny Hollywood to drive them all down the strip so they could git Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Case Workers money like she said but seeing as how there was a gas war going on here in the states Johnny Hollywood wormed his way outta car pooling it down to the corner and told them all "They could walk."
Well Johnny Hollywoods Case Worker was O.K. with that and said she wanted to be the first one to vote for Johnny Hollywoods for President in the upcoming election against Oprah Windfree in 2008,But as soon as Johnny Hollywoods favor-rite crackwhore called and needed a ride across town Johnny Hollywoods done fergot all about those American kids dying over in Iraq every day and was Mr. Limo service
quicker than You could run his plate You Cop Sucker You.
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Johnny Hollywoods Marriage Consoler "Doctor Gail" was getting upset with Johnny Hollywood,He was late and everyone was waiting on him for the group consoling,The Leader of the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia was there with Her two bodyguards standing behind Her chair,Sweet Bertha wearing her uniform was causing The skinny no assed albino strippers paranoia to kick in and Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Case Worker was digging thru the cabinets looking for more cheese and crackers.
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The puppet jumped and the puppet danced.
The puppet ran around and around trying to complete each of the puppets assigned tasks.


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Johnny Welfare Hollywood rode his Welfare Case Worker up Milwaukee Avenue tugging on her corn rolls to the left or right when he wanted her to take a turn for the better when He fell off and landed on his face ruining his modeling career forever.

"You got a lawsuit against the Welfare Johnny Hollywood." The man at the News stand told him patting his back as he went by.
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Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker jumped outta the junk truck kissing Johnny Hollywood on the cheek telling him "I's just gonna turn two tricks be back here in a half hour."
Twenty nine minutes later Johnny Hollywood drove around and around the same block looking for His welfare case worker who told him to meet her back right there in front of the bus stop in thirty minutes.
One more time around and Johnny Hollywoods had the Po Po running his plate because He was acting suspicously with his redition of round and round.

They soon had Johnny Hollywoods out on the curb walking the line,giving them all his money and telling them clues and his life story."Well I was born on a lunch truck." He began.As Johnny Hollywood was giving the polease the status of his and Sweet Berthas relationshit his welfare case worker walked by waving a bag of triple cut herion at him.
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i thought we couldnt be soulmates because of my credit report
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do you mean three years or two years ?
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i haven't seen you in 4 years and I still love you like it was for us 12 years ago
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It was visitation day for Johnny Hollywood so He picked up his kids from the fat nasty biotches house and took them over to the Whore House that He played the guitar in and told the little bastards to pick them out a new Mom proper.
After lots of complaining wining and crying the little bastards still haven't choosen a new Mom.
As if they was Johnny Hollywoods Momma and wanted to make shure He never had a relationshit with anyone but a big fat nasty biotch,the problem with that was that Johnny Hollywood had done paid his dues with big fat nasty biotches early on in life and really didn't owe the society of heffers and mountian womenfolk any attention.In fact he even still had his Heffer merit badge he just couldn't find a blonde that sews to afix it to his outter wear so there would not be any question about it.

Finally Johnny Hollywoods told his kids that if they didn't pick a new Moms that he would do it for them and they knew they wouldn't like which ever one He choose just because He picked the Ho out.

So they looked at the dog nasty trolls and still came up with nothing,well until Johnny Hollywood took the kids over to the Methodone clinic and His youngest brat picked out a tall blonde with a big ol ass for her new Mom,but You Know Johnny Hollywood He likes good looking womens so He says "Sometimes bieng blonde aint enough,I ain't climbing that high fer no biotch."Johnny Hollywood said as He denied acceptance of the guard for the methodone clinics basket ball team.
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Johnny Hollywood did bongs while Doctor Gail steadily refilled them with plastic government issue "Legal" artifical weed.

"You stoned Johnny?" Dr. Gail asked
"No,but I can't breath no more."Johnny Hollywood said.

All of Dr. Gail slammed the bong against the wall and started yelling and tugging on her socks.
"Why was You talking to another Girl?You bastard."

Johnny Hollywood held his headache and was hoping it would go away.
Then He remembered this same episoide taking place on a different stage and a different Doctor a hot one though.
"Can we smoke more bullshit." Johnny Hollywood asked.
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Johnny Hollywoods was commencing to Woo his Welfare Case Worker in the dumpster proper so as He could write a real true to life blues song about it and impress this blonde He was in Love lust love lost lunch with,but He wasn't shure if she digs the blues and figured whats the sense in bieng a blues man if it was for some other reason than to have them blues and shure 'nuff caring about a girl like that could cause Johnny Hollywoods to get the as real as it gets blues
so it was right there from the heart with each of the thirty seven blonde induced solo.
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Johnny Hollywoods Welfare CaseWorker pounded on the door of the hotel room as Sweet Bertha looked out the window thru the binocular cam. Johnny Hollywood woke up covered with smashed and half eaten donuts,crushed donut boxes,and empty coffee cups.
He was wearing Sweet Berthas holster loaded with donuts. His beloved Navigational System had been peirced with Sweet Berthas badge.
He looked around and for a clue,He knew the stake out must be going fine.

"I know Your in there Hollywood Johnny,We gotta get going if we are going to break into the pay phones today."Hollywood Johnnys Welfare Case Worker said thru the door.

Johnny Hollywood stumbled to the door and let his boss in and began to get ready for work.

"Ready for work?What work? panhandling for forty ouncers with Your case worker all day is not a job Johnny,If Your gonna live with my ass Your gonna have to get a Job." Sweet Bertha said as She changed batteries in the binocular cam.

Johnny Hollywoods and His welfare case Worker worked extra hard that day breaking into the pay phones with a big ass pry bar and then they hit the drive up window at wendys to gather change while the pimplely faced drive up window worker called the po po on them.
"We gotta make it quick." Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Case Worker said as She went inside Wendys to steal a roll of toilet paper.

Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker came running out of Wendys with a clear plastic container full of water and coins."Run Mother Censorfucker!" Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Case Worker said as she ran by Johnny Hollywood in a blur with a fat Mesikin biotch right on her tail.

Johnny Hollywood followed them around the corner into the alley where Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Case Worker stopped running turned around and beat the censorpiss outta the Wendys worker and took her hat and shoes.

"We gotta lay low a while" Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Case Worker said as they got on a bus to panhandle out front of the Welfare Office ,since there was still two hours left on her lunch break and right then was when she knew for sure that all them years of living ent names had payed off when they made her a caseworker she would never have to work again at getting checks in other peoples names her dues were paid and so was dis biotch the welfare way. Bieng all set in life got Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Case Worker ready to commence to breeding so as she could get a little vacation time in at the crib over in crack housing where she was required to pay seven dollars a month for her and the nine kids when the thirteen Mesikin Nizzles across the hall was paying twelve hundred a month because they had a Yob, but they also got a welfare check to so it wasn't all that bad,they just got to this country so they werent very far on the list for free crack housing since it may take a while depending on how white You are You might have to wait it out until Your kids is grown and then maybe when they gets a check from welfare thier number will be up and they can live in crack housing with the first generation nizzles who been there a while.

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and my offerings are cast aside
my kindness seems unnessicary
without reason
effort to obtain a closeness
with the wind as it moves into nowhere
out of my hands

When in fact I know I could not find a better love
there is a heart wasted


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Popularity

Nothing can change me,
Don't even try,
All of your friendship,
is just a lie.

If being popular,
Means being like you,
Then that is something,
I wouldn't do.

If it means being a bitch,
Count me out,
Truthfully I would rather,
To be left out.
It's just not worth it,
To be cruel and mean,
I just can't do it'
'Cause it's happened to me.


Chelsey Moorehead, aged 14

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"Leaking Piss Bag"

Leaking Piss Bag
Diaylisis Center

Leaking Piss Bag
Diailisis Center

Leaking Piss Bag
Diaylisis Center

You smell like a truck full of porta potties

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"My Baby,Baby Remix"

My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop
My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop
It drives Me crazy,Wish She would stop
My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop

Its within my rights
thats why I went to jail
theres a pig in my bed
who ain't going My bail

My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop
My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop
It drives Me crazy,Wish She would stop
My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop

Whorecops feeding Him donuts
while I'm at work
with the money I made
she said she spent on dope

My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop
My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop
It drives Me crazy,Wish She would stop
My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop

Seizure 7th Chords

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"My Baby,Baby"

My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop
My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop
It drives Me crazy,Wish She would stop
My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop

Its within my rights
thats why I went to jail
theres a pig in my bed
who ain't going My bail

My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop
My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop
It drives Me crazy,Wish She would stop
My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop

Whorecops feeding Him donuts
while I'm at work
with the money I made
she said she gave to the church

My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop
My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop
It drives Me crazy,Wish She would stop
My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop
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"My Baby,Baby"

My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop
My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop
It drives Me crazy,Wish She would stop
My Baby Baby,She's Fucking a Cop
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why do we gotta go thru this
I try to find a girl hotter than you to make you jealose
when the whole time the goal is you
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It was a week before check day and Johnny Broke Ass Nigga Hollywood baracaded himself in his room so that in the morning He would still have the dollar eighty six in his pocket.

It seemed to be a great plan and had worked up until now.

Well,You remember that biotch who was stalking Johnny Hollywood,right? Well the biotch that is stalking Johnny Hollywoods stalker was hiding in his room Anne Frank style and it wasn't to give him no piece of ass niether,no ma'am that crazy biotch hid out until Johnny barracaded the door and was sound asleep ,when she was shure he was snoring she done took all of Johnny Hollywoods life savings and bought a red bic lighter with it.When she was completely out of danger of bieng caught she went to the salvation army for breakfast and spread lies and rumours about Johnny Hollywood stealing every song he ever wrote from Alicia Silverstone.
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Johnny Hollywood and his welfare caseworker were walking barefoot on the beach under the moonlight as the waves splashed on thier toes.This was the first time Johnny Hollywood had ever really been in love
.......with a link card.

Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker stepped on a piece of driftwood and lost her footing pulling Johnny Hollywood down with her. She then wanted to make angels in the sand but Johnny Hollywood had already planned to find another welfare recieptant to buy the credit he had on his link card for a third of its real grocery value and had to go like louie louie in line at the outhouse. So Johnny Hollywood told his welfare case worker "I'm going to go find a forklift to lift you outta that hole and I'll be right back." as he ran off with his link card in his hand.

Johnny Hollywoods first stop was his old caseworkers house but she didn't have any money so she told Johnny Hollywoods "Just do me for the credit on the link card."

"I knew it would come to this" Johnny Hollywood said as He ripped his eyes out of thier sockets so as he would not have to look at the non-art of ugly.
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Johnny Hollywood had his one legged managers wheels in the air and was commencing to pornicate the biotch when Sweet Bertha's Mama burst into the room swinging a broom at a fat cripled up bitch.You never seen a fat biotch with one leg move so fast.

"God Damn You Johnny Hollywood Your like a damn old dog in heat,and after she done switched out Your little actress with a plain ol' generic barbie,thats a cruel sadistic bitch there,next You'll be in love with a government issue microchipped crackwhore,if You don't watch out Johnny Hollywood." Sweet Berthas Mama said as Johnny Hollywoods manager climbed out his second story hotel room window abandoning her wheel chair.

"Oh No I hope I don't have to milk this old nasty ass biotch." Johnny Hollywood thought as He turned to the door .
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Johnny Hollywood was at the bar with a couple of hot strippers laughing and joking about how his manager lost her leg after she got beat by the cops with a night stick because they didnt want her hooking in the neighborhood like the shit was funny,Yeah He had them Ho's rolling in the floor with laughter when His manager rolled her wheel chair in the bar and rolled over Johnny Hollywoods six times and left him for dead under the pool table where he met Dawg. It was so dark under there He could not tell that she was not wearing a mask but He should have known since it was the middle of November.

"Whats a girl like You doing in a place like this?"Johnny Hollywood asked Fugly.

"Oh I work here." Dawg replied.
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Johnny F.N. Hollywood sat in Doctor Gails office pissed off and frowning as Doctor Gail talked to Her Mom on the cell phone about what they was going to cook for Thanksgiving Dinner until He fell asleep.

When Johnny Hollywood woke up two hours later his pockets were turned inside out and his running shoes and Dr.Gail were gone.

Johnny Hollywood stood there barefoot and said "BIOTCH." Then he took down all of Dr. Gails Thomas Kincaid litograph copies and wrapped them in one of her fur coats that was hanging there and went out the backdoor,took the Mother Fuckers home and gave them to Sweet Bertha as soon as she walked in the door from plowing the fields around.

"They Shure do look nice hanging on the master bath wall in this here double wide." Sweet Bertha said as she crushed Johnny Hollywoods legs with the wieght of her triple wide ass.

"Oh!" Hollered Johnny Hollywood in a great deal of pain.

"Did Dr. Gail tell You why You love skinny Blondes,Johnny Hollywood? Or are you just wasting more of my welfare check,Why the hell can't that bitch take the medical card Johnny? Is she that high and mighty? Is she that dang good?Your a censorfucking nazi Johnny Hollywoods thats why You prefer to milk skinny no assed blondes,Now wheres my doctoring fee?"
Sweet Bertha asked a blur of questions giving Johnny Hollywood a headache from trying to answer to fast.

Finally Johnny Hollywood said, "Come on Baby ,lets go up to the liquor store with that ch eck."
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Johnny Hollywoods woke up in bed cuddling with his three hundred pound one legged manager and her wheel chair. He slowly opened his eyes thinking that it was his obease Welfare Case Worker, but didn't recall any metal on her globe shaped figure.

Johnny Hollywood knew he must have drank a lot the bed down with the heffer that kept switching out his fiancee of the day with another generic stunt double super model barbie babe, so often that Johnny Hollywoods had one of his "episodes" every time He heard "Who do You Love." because He truely did not know,Oh he knew her when He saw her but He didn't know who she was when the character was a lie to herself,and to Johnny Hollywoods heart becasue thats where you censorfucked up biotch.
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Nine A.M. Monday morning Johnny Hollywood's junk truck was parked in front of the fire hydrant right outside the Welfare Office on Lawrence Avenue as He was getting down and dirty with his fifty eight year old obease Afro-American Welfare Case Worker, the line of recieptants on the sidewalk looked on while Officer Sweet Bertha wrote up a pile of tickets for Johnny loverboy Hollywood,Slapped them under the windshield wiper and said,"Here You go,Your gonna need a check."

Later that morning when Johnny Hollywood entered the lobby of the welfare office with his hair mussed and his shirt buttoned wrong,all the other welfare recieptants laughed and laughed at Johnny Hollywood.
He was so embarrased he vowed to leave his welfare caseworker and go get a job.
Johnny Hollywood finally did get a job but he didn't have the nerve to tell his welfare caseworker it was over so He just kept on drawing his welfare check while he was working the french fry machine and saved enough money to buy himself a Welfare Cadillac,and what a nice "Hoop-D" that welfare Cadillac was indeed.
But then the bad news Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker was not going to be seen around town in Johnny Hollywoods junk truck when he had that bad ass welfare cadillac deluxe Hoop D ville.
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"Sweet Bertha was due to come back home on leave from the gas war in Iraq any day now and Johnny Hollywood had dirty nasty Squalls from Three different Indian Reservations in Wisconsin living in the yard,next to the trailer,under the trailer and one living in the shed,When it got cold at night they burnt Sweet Bertha's patio furniture and they was told three times not to bathe their pets in Sweet Bertha's bidet that Johnny Hollywoods had just installed in the living room of the trailer as a surprise to Sweet Bertha instead of a yeller ribbon." The Seventh Lord of the Cat Box said as He jumped the turnstile at the "L" station in front of some kind of a cop who chased him shot him in the leg and he fell onto the third rail and was electricuted and then seconds later run over by the "L train at sixty miles an hour and parts of his body were scattered everywhere and eaten by rats.
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Johnny Hollywood was sleeping soundly in the lawn chair in Dr. Gails office.

Doctor Gail was doing a crossword puzzle when the alarm went off.
"Oh I'm sorry Mr. Hollywood,thats all of the time we have for today." Doctor Gail said as she was scooting Him towards the door.

"What about my problem,My god you've got to help me."Johnny Hollywood demanded.

"What can I do Johnny Hollywood Your in love but shes connected somehow some way to another band and your parinoid shes a spy and Your gonna flush the only chance to connect with your true soulmate if in fact she has a soul...who gives a censorfuck Johnny Hollywood,same old story new day every day the same old shit.I recommend that You drink more Johnny and quit making the biggest deal outta losing something you'll never have,now see the cashier." Doctor Gail said as she pushed his crazy ass out the door and slammed it.

Johnny Hollywood knew that she must be his soulmate and that infact she must have a soul and that it was written somewhere in the heavens that he should be doin' this actress who could make him forget who He was or who he thought he was or who he could never be .
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The Health Department came and put orange stickers on the front door of Johnny Hollywoods Mommas Whore House and then took some of the nasty trolls with them leaving the Whorehouse almost compeletly empty.
So Johnny Hollywoods Momma had the remaining trolls put signs out front advertising for the "Going Out Of Bizness Sale" she was planning to have.

"Even though those were the nastiest ugliest trolls in three solar systems its still not the same playing my gee tar in a whorehouse when they're aint no gosh darn whores." Johnny Hollywood said to himself as He went out the door to find the answer to all of lifes problems."Snatch-a-soreous."

Johnny Hollywood drove up Wilson Avenuee
half a block until he found most ugliest disgusting crackwhore you ever wished you never seen.

As soon as Johnny Hollywoods brought the puke faced Ho back Home to meet his Momma he tried to explain to the two dollar Wilson Avenue whore that she should put toilet paper down on the toilet seat before she sat down on it because granny spits and shits all over it on a daily basis and Johnny Hollywoods shure nuff didn't want this two dollar Wilson Avenue whore to catch something from the toilet seat at the Hollywood Estate and sue them like the last two dollar Wilson Avenue Whore He brought home was doing.
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"The fans turned on Johnny F.N. Hollywood and told him he was not doing enough for his brother/bassplayer/co-songwriter/alternative lead vocals who died." Box Car Jesus told the Cat Box Poet as they stood first in line fer free vittles at the Jesus People cult soup kitchen.

"Johnny Hollywood loves the plate of beans and rice,little chunks of horse meat and big stale hard bread, a little styrofoam cup of cold tea and an expired old school yogut donated from Jewels and all the salt,pepper and butter anyone could ever want in thier life,thats why He's fast at eating,so He could be the first one up when they call for seconds everytime."The Cat Box Poet added.

"Oh yeah,I've seen Johnny Hollywood step on three old senial biotches on the way up fer another little cup of tea water." Box Car Jesus bragged.

"You did not,Johnny Hollywoods a good boy." Officer Sweet Bertha said, as she cut in line behind the filthy homeless alcoholic bums for free vittles like the rest of the nieghborhood knocking down an old man with a cane.

"Hey, why don't you coppers go to the donut shop for free food?" said the seventy nine year old man as he swung his cane at Sweet Berthas great big ass.

Sweet Bertha pulled out her police issue thrity eight and shot the mans cane into splinters,leaving him with only a handle to hold onto,then she fired two warning shots into the side of the old mans grocery basket full of laundry that he brang with him everywhere.

In an instant Sweet Bertha grabbed the old bastards arm and tried to rip it off his body as she flipped him over face down into the side walk and stepped on the back of his neck causing his dentures to come out and cuffed his crusty ass liver spotted arthritic hands together to tight and deposited The mans false teeth into a plastic bag and wrote "evidience" on the side of it.
Then Sweet Bertha manned the handheld police radio almost out of breath and called for back up.

"Eleven Bertha Eddie over,Eleven Bertha Eddie Over" Sweet Bertha repeated into the Microphone.

"You didn't read me my rights." The old bastard slurred uninteligiable.

"Shut the censorfuck up bitch" Sweet Bertha said as she kicked him in the mouth with her government issue marching boots she had from when she went to boot camp the second time.

Two hours later

Sweet Bertha walked in the door of her thirty fifth floor high rise apartmant over looking the lake and the sailboat docks and the way she threw her hat down
Johnny Hollywoods knowed that the biotch was mad so he ran and got her a beer outta the fridge ,opened it and handed it to her.

She grabbed it outta Johnny Hollywoods hand and chugged it then burped right into his face,crushed the can and throwed it in the floor on the brand new white carpeting and said
"Wheres my friggin' donut?"
"Right Here baby." Johnny Hollywood said as he came running with a great big box of dunuts only stopping to look at that hot cop ass.
Johnny Hollywood loved that generic blonde ponytail and the way her badge glistened in the moonlight that reflected off Lake Michigan at night thru the sliding doors on Sweet Berthas small patio.

"Damn Houseboy,ain't worth a censorfuck." Jag Officer
Sweet Bertha told her lesbian lover/partner in policing activies as she removed her tie.
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Winner Winner Winner

Miss November 2005

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"Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker was supposed to be teaching Johnny Hollywoods how to play golf so He could maybe smoooze His way into a big commercial record deal and become gainfully employed,but as it turned out,All He was learning about the game of golf was that Big Bertha was the name of Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker's favo- rite golfing stick and that she wanted a bottle of brewski opened and ready for Her fat ass at each and every tee he carried Her lunch cooler,make up case and Golf bag to." Box Car Jesus told Doctor Catsburger as He turned His cart over and it instantly became a makeshift tent for half a person or a smal animal.

"Why don't You try two carts?" Doctor Catsburger asked.

"Two carts? Nigga Hows You think I'm gonna push two Mother Fucking Carts down the Mother Fucking alley?
I'll be doing twiced the work,Who the fuck is You? The Taxman?" Box Car Jesus exclaimed.

Doctor Catsburger afraid Box Car Jesus' condition could esculate tazed him into next week with the Bertha Meds.
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Johnny Hollywood was getting thirsty so He rode up to the salloon and tied his horse up out front.
He walked thru the swinging doors like He was Clint Eastwood expecting to hear some Merle Haggard on the Juke Box but,instead He got to listen to some fat biotch sing croakee,Her rendition of Four Non-Blondes Thirty Six times in a row was enough to make Johnny Hollywood puke in His shoes. After that Johnny Hollywoods got used to the Fat Biotch singing the Four Non-Blondes Fat Biotch Croakee Anthym,Like an aquired taste and after a few more than a few beverages, Johnny Lizard Hollywood soon wanted to cover The big rock ballad with the aforementioned Fat Nasty Biotch.
"Its better than Tracy Chapman." The Fat Nasty Croakee Goddess told Johnny Hollywoods.

Johnny Hollywood puked in His shoes again,and it was then that He knew He had to get the Fat Biotch home quick before He sobbered up or at least out to the parking lot,You know in the name of Rock and Roll
but She still had four dollars and if He drank faster than Her He might get three more beersch outta the deal.
He thought!

Right about that time Johnny Hollywoods Navigational System went off as Sweet Bertha Cakes struted in the door and Johnny Hollywood woke up outta the Fat nasty Biotch induced coma and saw what a real woman looked like and set the milk pail down under the table and moved up to the bar right after Sweet Bertha slapped a twenty down on the bar,and not just because her looks intoxicated Him and He could save money by drinking less when she was around whether she could sing a note or not and if in fact it was not the chances were even better that He wouldn't have to suffer thru "Whats Going On." much more.
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The Upstairs Maid packed her shit in a suitcase and went out the front door of the trailer.
Johnny Hollywoods was running after her begging her not to go."Wait baby,I was going to take You to fredricks of Hollywood today,where You gettin' Off to?"

"I'm leaving the cult." The upstairs Maid Yelled as the Neighbors looked on.
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Up the Alley a block North of here,Box Car Jesus was pushing the half full cart He rightfully bought from Aldi's with twenty-five cents American.

"Johnny Hollywood took the Upstairs maid out for a candlelit dinner over at the soup kitchen,where He had to bring Your his own candles and bring his own champagne,then as Johnny Hollywood begat lighting the damn hard to find black candles the security guard gets his panties in a twist about the fire code and Johnny Hollywood had to tip him two food stamps to mind his own bizness." Box Car Jesus told Johnny Hollywoods Caseworker as He passed her the bottle.

Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker took the bottle and turned it straight up and killed it in a matter of seconds just as Sweet Bertha turned down the alley in her Crown Vic so You know she had to get out and hassle the homeless.
"Her blonde ponytail was just fucking lovely as a gosh dogged Barbie dolls" Box Car Jesus said as Sweet Bertha massaged Her police issue thrity eight cailber hand gun.
"Better zip it Box Car." Johnny Hollywoods caseworker advised him.
After Sweet Bertha ran Box Car Jesus' name and Johnny Hollywoods caseworkers Names and dug thru thier pockets, purse and shopping cart,
Officer Sweet Bertha found an American flag in the shopping cart and ripped it in half to see if Box Car Jesus was hiding something inside it.
"Hows come ya alls tearin' up my damn flag,Sir?" Box Car Jesus wined.

Sweet Bertha ripped the cloth some more just to watch Box Car Jesus cringe. Johnny Hollywoods case worker reached into her purse and found a chicken leg from when she stopped at popeyes chicken this morning on the way in to work and she began her lunch break.
Just then Sweet Bertha got a call on her police radio.
As soon as Sweet Bertha pulled away,Cinnamon climbed from behind a couch someone had thrown away in the alley and asked "Sup?"
Johnny Hollywoods Caseworker told Her "They located the nasty squall the health department was driving around the hood looking for all weekend and Sweet Bertha was on the case like cracksores on your mothers face."
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"The Magic Crackwhore came back to Johnny Two Times Hollywood and He commenced to wooing Her with all His heart and You know that girls a klyptomaniac so in the middle of the romancing activies she steals His burger King coupons and take them up the street and tried to trade them for that crap that makes her milk so magic To Johnnny Hollywoods,that He uses it in His coffee every morning,and when He don't get that extra boost coffee every morning He gets pretty iratable." Johnny Hollywoods New improved Upstairs Maid told Box Car Jesus as She done her shopping right off his shopping cart collection.

"You can have the cart and everything in it for six bucks." Box Car Jesus Told the Magic Crackwhore.

"Why are You selling Your Cart?" The new improved Upstairs maid asked really concerned like.
"Oh its caused me so much trouble,When I got my last welfare check I took the cart over to the welding shop and had them fix the wheel and then right after that the po po had done arrested me for possesion of stolen cart because I didn't have the title back from down state ."
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Oh I don't know its You
Who
oh I don't have a clue
just who
who can You pastably be?
Oh I just don't know
You are so tricky
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its just senseless How her beautiful blonde hair reminds me of Your curly darker hair
How her beautiful baby blue eyes remind me of your beautiful brown eyes
how your frame height size all differ
but I am reminded of you
it must be your little turned up noses

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it domt matter if your mad when no knows who you are
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Johnny Hollywoods got the blues so bad
down at the crossroads
heaven wasn't there.
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Johnny Hollywoods took the blues down to the crossroads at midnight and the devil wasn't there,
well she was there
in Johnny Hollywoods heart
but she wasn't present and accounted for at that time.
So Johnny Hollywood looked around for maybe a waiting list to sign up on or something of that nature.


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Sweet Bertha went into a fit of rage
ripping up Johnny Hollywoods manuscript and hollerin' so dang load You could hear her across the trailer park.
"Who the censorfuck is You writing to Johnny ,Readers Digest?"
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bears?
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Johnny Hollywoods manager "Cripdik" changed out Johnny Hollywoods upstairs maid.although He noticed He fell in love with the devil in love for real this time meaning never any other time was there a real-er love
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Johnny Hollywood and the Upstairs maid went on the most romantic little shopping spree for food stuffs over at the walmarts and Johnny Hollywoods was never happier He was so in love He spent twenty seven dollars and asked Her to be his personel shopper.
"Whats a personal shopper?"
She asked.
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"Johnny Hollywoods was very disturbed

He was

all on the account of Johnny Hollywoods Momma letting Johnny Hollywoods second wife that nasty Ho "Shefield" sleep in the yard next to the whorehouse because she felt sorry for the old prostitute and the biotch was so nasty even Johnny Hollywoods Mommas trolls were worth more than her on the open market and everyone knowed that a feller could have the whole tribe of trolls fer the night with an eighth of a can of pork and beans.
So day in and day out this nasty ass Ho is camping inside the property lines of the Jerry Springer Estates Trailer park right there on the same lot number as Johnny Hollywoods and Sweet Berthas double wide was sitting under the God damn tarping materials that Johnny Hollywoods brought home fer his granny to paint white and make a chicken proof wedding dress for the biggest nastiest heffer of a mountian woman Johnny Hollywood could fetch over at the walmarts." The Upstairs maid told the oriental babe who was doing her nails while Johnny Hollywood waited in the parking lot and revved his engine.
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Sweet Bertha had done found out that Johnny Hollywoods got married up to another whilst He was Married up to Sweet Berthas great big ass.

Johnny Hollywood tried this for an excuse,"I remember bitches by thier ass,if Your ass changes then I can't remember who You are until I see that ass in its original form and I was reconizing Her ass and not Yours temporaily".

Sweet Bertha pulled out her M-16 and Johnny Hollywoods was singing a whole new tune,I think it was Joe Cocker.

Johnny Hollywoods manager rolled by in her wheel chair talking on her headset about the rights to "The making of Berthas ass part one."

And just to piss Sweet Bertha off Johnny Hollywoods said "I done Her."
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Johnny Hollywood was making up with Sweet Bertha for making up with the Upstairs Maid to many times in one day when Johnny Hollywoods most favorite crackwhore in three counties started throwing pea gravel at his window and whispering "Johnny!Johnny!" Then When Johnny Hollywood asked Sweet Bertha to leave She got pissed off and started taking shots at the crackwhore from the second floor window,missing by just a few feet and Johnny Hollywoods been sleeping on the back porch ever since.
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Sweet Bertha found Johnny Hollywoods typewriter and shot holes in it saying he was using it to communicate with other womens thus ruining the entire garage sale and causing a scene in front of the other trailer park welfare recieptiants.
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"Johnny Hollywood woke up alone in the shelter and Sweet Bertha had stole his damn work boots again only this time it really was winter and Johnny Hollywoods feets ended up really cold.So needless to say Johnny Hollywoods couldn't get sent out to work at daily pay that day since He had no shoes on his God Damn feet." Johnny Hollywoods Attorney told the leader of the Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia and Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker who were sharing a booth and drinking pitchers.
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"O.K. Grandma heres You a chili dog I want You to get started on that white wedding dress for the gosh darn crack whore now remember shes a size seven." Johnny Hollywoods told his Granny proper.

"I ain't making no darn wedding dresses,Go buy one." Granny told Johnny Hollywood straight out.

"Come on Grandma don't wait til' she gets away" Johnny Hollywood begged his Granny to get to sewing.

"Nope, and don't have womenfolks calling here,You'll turn this into a whorehouse "His Granny told him again.

"Come on grandma and could You sew a little pocket on it for her crackpipe to Grandma?"Johnny Hollywood tried to work out a deal.
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"Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker started stalking him around town and even showed up at his job, there he was driving up the alley at Ravenswood and Lawernce looking in the garbage for Junk metal and she was in a cab right behind him,up one alley down the next.Finally Johnny Hollywood stopped the truck and yelled back to her "Its over,don't make me get a restraining order on Your fat ass."

Johnny Hollywoods caseworker jumped out of the cab and ran up to him crying and Johnny Hollywood didn't want to see her cry to he jumped out of the truck and took her into his arms again and fifteen minutes later they was digging thru garbage together like old times 'er yesterday." Box Car Jesus told the fellers at the homeless camp next to the tracks as he pounded on the wheel that was stuck on his cart with a rock the size of his head.
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Johnny Hollywood burst thru the door with a gallon of white paint and couple of chaulpas and enough tarping material to cover the entire house.

"Granny I got this stuff for You to fix a nice wedding tarp so as I can get married up right quick to a great big nasty heffer" Johnny Hollywood said as He handed Granny her Chalupas.

"I ain't sewing nothing You dont need to be married,You'll turn this into a whorehouse" Says Granny.

"Grandma it is a whorehouse remember? Asked Johnny Hollywood.

"Cut Cut Cut" Big roxie yells thru the bullhorn as she rolls her wheel chair across the stage into the upstairs maids feet.

"What You do that for?Hey Johnny this is the biotch I seen coming out of Your securitys room last night when he was supposed to be blocking fat biotches from getting near You while You drink in public." The Upstairs maid said about Big Roxie.
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As soon as the Mayors Daughter started spending quality time with a Nizzle like Mr. Hollywood he figured He didn't need no more God Damn link card and took His big ass caseworkers clothes and knick knacks and the two dozen roses he brought her yesterday and he bucket of fried chicken and her yeast infection ointments and threw it out all over the front yard in front of the damn trailer as the neighbors watched and laughed.

Then the upstairs maid said he looked like he was tense and massaged his neck and back until He gave Her more jewerly.
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Johnny Hollywood tried to bribe his Granny with a beef sandwich into sewing up a white wedding dress for Sweet Bertha.
"No I'm not going to,that woman has kids."Granny Said.
"Gimmie Back that beef sandwich." Johnny Hollywood cried as Granny tossed it into the floor to the pets.

Johnny Hollywood quickly recovered about a third of the beef sandwich and wrapped it up and hoped on the "L" train to Uptown to see if He could get laid with it.
It took a while but Johnny Hollywood found an old bag lady filling a shopping basket with the treasures she found checking the dumpsters in the alley at Dakin and Wilson who was willing to make a deal.

When Johnny Hollywood came back home to the Upstairs Maid and told her what He had done and She slapped him into next week "Whats wrong with You Johnny Hollywood?That third of a beef is worth a lot more than that little bit of pork and beans."
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"The Upstairs Maid was the hottest bitch Johnny Hollywood ever laid eye on.So it was like the happiest day of his sorry ass life when she gave him a lapdance as he sat in the tattoo palour and got his "Sweet Bertha" tattoo removed." Sweet Bertha told her attorney as she burst out in tear s.
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"The god damn crack whore came back home to Johnny Hollywood like a damn dog that run off and the upstairs maid wouldn't even let the biotch in the door.
So needless to say they done spent a lot of time making up that night." Johnny Hollywoods award winning landscaper told the other apprentice landscapers in thier native tongue .
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Johnny Hollywoods was so damn upset when he found out Sweet Bertha was in love with another man,That He took to drinking early that day and before lunch time He had got into two fights, got arrested, bonded out ordered a pizza then bought a truck full of illegal aliens, took the mens to laborworld and set them free and took the womens back home to practice drinking games with,until Johnny Hollywood passed out in front of the fire with the Upstairs maid naked and Johnny Hollywoods Momma stole the illegal alien womens Johnny Hollywood worked so hard to be able to buy a truck full of them which only equaled a half a truck full."Most likely a result of the achohol abuse" Sweet Bertha said.
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Johnny Hollywood woke up in a big heart shaped bed under his welfare caseworker and Sweet Bertha.
He was sick and he was also sickened but if He puked it would choke him to death
so He figured that would be the easiest way to go and the fastest way to rid himself of the problem and so without no suicide note well except for his entire song catalog but thats just rock and roll or the blues in some cases,anyway the mother censor fucker decieded to die and tried to puke himself out of this world but as soon as he started to soil his caseworker she got a twitch and moved and
Johnny Hollywood was then himlick removered by Sweet Bertha then she threw his ass onto the bed to resesitate him back to life with her life saving lips she brought our Hero back around then shock treatmented his puerto rican ass back into the islands.

"He ain't no Puerto Rican" said Johnny Hollywoods award winning landscaper.
"It don't matter what he is he's mine." Said Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker
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Johnny Hollywood woke up and the sheets were black.
the room was dark he could hear the phone ringing.
He had no ideal he was to fucked up to walk or where he was even but He wanted to puke as the upstairs maid slid across Him and answered the phone her blonde hair falling into his eyes. He knew He had never knew love before this moment here now,then the biotch says "Johnny Hollywood, Its Bertha calling collect from the damn jailhouse.

Johnny Hollywood wanted to commence to breeding wit her right quick but the nizzle was to damn sick
even for a biotch so fine to get with
He could not move He was to weak to even wish he was dead,Then he got a look at that ass
and everyone lived happily after
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"Now You Fix It!" Sweet Bertha said as She held the warm steel barrel to Johnny Rotten Fucknuts Hollywoods head.

Johnny Hollywoods was sweating from every pour in his face,He was fearing for his life because He knowed the biotch was crazier than dog shit.

Johnny Hollywood was under a lot of pressure.
He had the cat box apart and was installing new plumbing to it He had the pumps from inside the two different coffee maker machines hooked up to two different drain systems at once and they both was clogged.

You See, Since Sweet Bertha is was or might never will be Johnny Hollywoods soulmate biotch,She had first rights on his projects he had got to work on or finish up the Sir Edward Lowe Project or Project Catbox as the secret files calls it and his little snookems was the perfect catbox guinne pig,But When Sweet Bertha had caught Johnny Hollywoods at the mall eating pretzels with the Upstairs maid and telling the bitch He wanted to check her Catbox the Honeymoon was over.


"You fix the dag gone catbox like it was Johnny Hollywoods and hurry up because I want You to run down to the covient store and get me some sanitary napkins"Sweet Bertha said as she pistol whipped Johnny Hollywoods in the damn head.
"Ouch" Johnny Hollywood s aid.
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Johnny Hollywoods and his Brother walked up the alley as the cold wind howled at them and blew trash past them to the Dunkin Donuts. Johnny Hollywood laughed as they ordered hot coffee and he refused the Boston Creme donut they tried to give him saying "I want the captians donut." Pointing at the biggest donut on the shelf. The chubby eastern indian shook his head "No" and said "No, Brother I can not give this to You."
Johnny Hollywood went into a fit until he got his way.

On the way back down the same alley Johnny Hollywood and his brother laughed and laughed as He held onto the coffee cup to warm his playing hand and ate the oversized donut,They did not hear Sweet Berthas Squad car pull into the alley until it was to late.
Sweet Bertha jumped out of the Caprice and started spinning her knight stick,she knocked Johnny Hollywood to the ground causing him to lose his "Captians donut" and the coffee too.
Johnny Hollywoods brother ran into the night.
When Johnny Hollywood got to his feet Sweet Bertha said "Spread 'Em" and kicked Johnny Hollywoods feets apart his hands rested on the hood of the nineteen ninty five Chevy Caprice's hood under the surface of the hood was some real high tech shit prints and told who he was spontainiously.
Sweet Bertha smacked Johnny Hollywoods in the Navigational system area and he fell over in the alley again.She then emptied his pockets and looked in his left shoe where she found a picture of Gina and tore it in half.
"You better keep Your nose clean Johnny Hollywood!" The beautiful blonde ponytail said as she got back in her car.
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Box Car Jesus and The Seventh Lord of The Catbox pushed thier shopping carts down the alley as Box Car Jesus broke it down to The Seventh Lord Of Thy Holy Cat Box.

"Johnny Hollywoods and His Welfare Caseworker got to the scales so early that morning they was only behind twenty five mesikin Junk Trucks before they could dump thier load and get the check. Johnny Hollywoods was flying over the bridge nearly twenty miles over the limit on the way to the currency exchange, When Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker gave out a holler
"Pull this damn truck to the curb!"

Johnny Hollywoods pulled over cause He shure didn't wanna get cut off welfare not as cold as it is this time of Year. As soon as Johnny Hollywoods pulled the truck up to the curb at the bottom of the bridge on Division Skeez Biotches started coming outta the wood work.
A couple of Ho's wearing High Heels and Daisy Dukes came up to Johnny Hollywoods wind-der and Sweet Bertha came over to Johnny Hollywoods caseworkers window and says "What are You into?"

Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker says "Skinny Ass White Girls,Now get in the cah biotch."

Johnny Hollywoods had never been so jealose in all His life,this was Sweet Bertha his Soulmate of at least six minutes and now His Caseworker was gonna woo her before He got a chance to steal her away and marry up to Her right quick.

Johnny Hollywood pulled up to the Hotel office and as soon as his fat fuck caseworker got her humoung-a-fuck ass out the junk truck Johnny Hollywood was trying to do a wheelie thru the Hotel parking lot.

"I'm a getaway driver" Johnny Hollywood told Sweet Bertha as He looked into her Heaven Blue eyes.
"Good cause I need one." Sweet Bertha told him,fixing Her cleavage.

Johnny Hollywood drove like a bat out of hell running stop signs and stop lights the whole way back to the trailer park.
Sweet Bertha was getting Him all worked up and ready for Love,Lust or anything inbetween.
A soon as Johnny Hollywood opened the trailer door he grabed the mini cam and handed it to Sweet Bertha and took the Upstairs maid by the hand and said "Roll 'Em."
And the en the hottest porno flick Johnny Hollywood ever made to this day."
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Sweet Bertha was tailing Johnny Hollywood from a block away and He didn't even notice until the whorecop hiding in the alley gave him notifacation."Don't look back." said the Narc-ing Ho. Johnny Hollywood looked back anyway.
"Thats Sweet Bertha alright." He could see the obligatory generic blonde ponytail and his Navagational system went off beep beep beep His brain said blonde.

Sweet Bertha still stayed in the shadows trying not to blow her cover that was already blown.

As she pulled up to the stop light, Box Car Jesus ran out in the middle of the street with a five gallon bucket he had got from Johnny Hollywood and slapped the wet Squeegee on Sweet Berthas wind-der and started wiping it down.

As soon as Johnny Hollywood seen that, He took the whorecop by the hand and disapeared down the gangway where he took to wooing her improperly in someones 1977 ford granada out in thier garage.
"Hey its either here or the dumpster." Johnny Hollywood told the hot whorecop.

"This Mother Fucker don't give a Fuck." The Whorecop said afterwards as She headed back towards Broadway.
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On the off ramp The Seventh Lord of the Catbox and Box Car Jesus' shopping carts was tied to the fence as Box Car Jesus tried to get in a days work before the weather took its Natural coarse.

"Johnny Francis Nicolas Hollywood had to open up a can of whoop ass on Sweet Berthas Butler this mornin' when He wanted to play that game and not tell her Johnny Hollywoods was at the Mother Fucking Doh,Then He came over to the homeless camp knocking over Mother Fuckers shopping carts and stealing bottles away from some of the fellers." Box Car Jesus said as He held the squeegee up into the air for a couple of seconds and then said "The wind is coming from the South so its gonna rain in forty five minutes."

The Seventh Lord of the CatBox just shook his head and drank from the forty ounce bottle of Beersch.

"Meanwhile Johnny Hollywood was at the factory working like three Mesikins for twenty three dollars for the ten hours it takes him,It isn't really that bad,I mean work is work right?and Right now any Mother CensorFucker can tell ya,Works is down." Box Car Jesus went on.

"So thats his alibi?" The Seventh Lord of The Holy Cat Box asked.

"But Johnny Hollywoods wasn't at the daily pay office at tall that morning." The Copsucker selling pinjoints of crushed seeds told anyone who asked and some who didn't.

"No Johnny Hollywoods wasn't working that morning,like his welfare caseworker sent him out to do." Sweet Bertha repeated as she scribled into her little notepad like she was about to crack the case wide open any second now.

"Oh Hell No, Johhny don't work, He was over here at the Bakers Square that Morning with the Upstairs Maid like he always does during the week calling her the names of the pies,like french silk or apple pie then cheese cakes ,and like that." The manager of the bakers Square told Sweet Bertha while Bertha made wild crazy faces.
Sweet Bertha didn't know what to think..."If He was in love with the biotch then why did He bring her here to eat was He trying to kill her or what?,
This could be an insurance scam that will make me Captian, Sweet Bertah thought.
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Johnny Hollywood took the Mayors Daughter over to the Olive Garden and as soon as they was seated at a table Johnny Hollwoods Welfare Caseworker came running over from the bar giving Him a big hug almost knocking the Mayors Daughter down, Then Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker invited Herself to thier table and made her self the center of everyones attention the entire dinner,Which wasn't that hard to do,Seeing as how she was sitting between them and she was bigger than a house.
As soon as Johnny Hollywoods Welfare caseworker got up to refresh her self Johnny Hollywood started rapping to the Mayors Daughter since He could now see her and the only interruption for the next five minutes was Cinnimon coming over to the table to borrow a spoon. "Have them all" Johnny Hollywood told the Ho. He had never seen Cinnimon so happy as she filled her pockets with silverware.
"I can't take her nowhere." Johnny Hollywood told the Mayors Daughter.
"Lets get outta here Johnny Hollywood." The Mayors Daughter told him,Hoping to lose his caseworker in the crowd.
"Oh No, I better pay for the caseworkers dinner or there could be reprocussions." Johnny Hollywood told Her.

"Its really not that bad." Johnny Hollywood whispered into the Mayors Daughters ear as they shared a seat on the "L" train and Johnny Hollywoods caseworker sat on both thier laps. "UHHH." The Mayors Daughter said,dramaticlly.
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The Mayor again offered up his daughter and the key to the city and Johnny Hollywood needing a date just said "Fuck it" and agreed to take the Biotch out,since it seemed like it might not cost him anything.

Johnny Hollywood took the biotch over to the scrap yard as the first stop and sold the damn key to the city for drinking money just in case things got rough and He had to ditch Cupcake.
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Johnny Hollywood was walking down the alley looking in the dumpsters when He seen Silvia and her Nizzle drinking a forty,thats when she gave him a holler and he knew he had to go over there but He had no ideal how he was going to get Silvia away from her nizzle long enough to pornicate her proper.

The topic turned to beverages as soon as everyone said thier "How do's" and Johnny Hollywood thought about it for a minute and then agreed to help them drink up the forties and risk catching Tuberculous from Silvias Nizzle but its the chance He would have to take if the Alley Squall of the day and so, after some considerable amount of drinking Silvias nizzle had to report to the welfare office to find out what had happened to his medical card because it never showed up and there was some medications he was wanting to get over to the drug store and pick up. SO Johnny Hollywoods offers to keep Silvia's cup full while her nizzle tended to his bizness over at the welfare office.
after that it took about damn near twenty five minutes for Silvia to walk her fat ass three blocks so Johnny Hollywood could check her worn out nizzlefied
tri-colored catbox,Oh he checked it alright and it looked to be on a recall list,Only next time Her and her nizzle had called Johnny Hollywoods made damn shure he wasn't at home.
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The sun was shining high in the sky as Johnny Hollywood took the upstairs maids hand and led her to a wheatfield and made sweet Love to her and then promised to marry her proper.
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Sweet Bertha made peanutbutter and Jelly sandwiches with her feets for Johnny Hollywoods lunch and tried to hurry him out the door to look fer a damn job before daylight.
"Your pretty good at cooking Sweet Bertha ,How you never even left the couch and made my lunch." Johnny Hollywood told her trying to win some points so as He could just stay home and snuggle the morning away instead of go out there in that cold winter air and freeze his ass off,when He knowed he won't gonna find no damn job anyway.

"Not until Your gainfully employed." Sweet Bertha told him as he went out the door.

"Fuck looking fer a job." Johnny Hollwood said as he
tried to figure out a way to practice his guitar
during the day
so that he would jam faster better and even louder,
but at the same time make it look like he was working just as Sweet Bertha had suggested earlier, so he could get hot little blondes like Heidi intrested in his ro ckstarness.
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Johnny Hollywoods was looking die-rectly into the blinding light,He could make out Sweet Berthas beautiful blonde Hair shining in the sun light but the reflection off her badge was blinding him.
Faster than Johnny Hollywoods could milk the old crackwhore Sweet Bertha had done slapped the handcuffs on Johnny Hollywoods to tight like always and slammed his face into the hood of the Crown Vic twice.

"Is You happy to see me Sweet Bertha or is that a tazer in Yourn bullet proofed vest there Cupcakes?" Johnny Hollywood asked.

Sweet Bertha banged Johnny Hollywoods head and face around on the back door of the Crown Vic a little before she threw him faced down in the gravel and Said,"You remember riding My sister down the Highmoor hill on Yer damn skateboards You bastard?"

Johnny Hollywood remembered holding on to Sweet Berthas sister coming down the hill hitting a rock and the wheels stopping suddenly and him and Sweet Berthas sister flying off into the air and rolling together down the hill in each others arms and when they came to a stop he remembered slipping her the tongue as Sweet Bertha ran to see if they was O.K.,"Yeah ,I remember." Johnny Hollywood said as Sweet Bertha turned him over and stepped on his face so He could hear Her reading him his rights.
"You have the right to remain slient,so shut the censorfuck up!" Sweet Bertha told him.
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"Every damn Monday Johnny Hollywoods went down to Welfare to pick out a new Mom fer the kids but every Monday afternoon Johnny Hollywoods came back empty handed".Ssid Johnny Hollywoods obease welfare caseworker and sometime helper on the junk truck he liked to drive around in the alleys and pick metals out of the garbage with, during Her obligatory Three hour Lunch Break.
"Why she taught me everything I knowed about Junkin'" Johnny Hollywood bragged about His now favorite Welfare Caseworker in the whole dang State.
and Woman of his dreams.
He only wanted somehow to recieve those big rock and roll monies and settle down and start a family with His welfare caseworker Who already had nine kids now.

Sweet Bertha pulled up behind Johnny Hollywoods junk truck that was blocking the alley and ran his plate number thru her police radio she was looking to hot with her generic bleach blonde ponytail,Johnny Hollywood wanted to run over to Her and clean her badge or something.

As soon as he took a step toward the back of the truck Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker said "Whar the fuck is You goin' put this here I beam on the damn Truck Johnny Hollywood." As she carried three I beams her damn self.
Johnny Hollywood did what he was told 'cause He knew if He didn't not only could he get cut off the life of luxury livin' large at the tax players expenses He could also very well lose out on some of the good old Caseworker served up Doggy Style as per usual.

Sweet Bertha got out the damn cah wit her service revolver shining in the artifical light of the alley and her christmas tree light show causing Johnny Hollywood to think it was the fourth of July or something.

Johnny Hollywood got so happy when Sweet Bertha started to frisk him that he pissed his pants,Thus ending the first break of the shift and then it was right back to work driving up and down the alleys looking for more junk because they only had the three hours at lunch time and from four am until Johnny Hollywoods caseworker had to be at the welfare office around nine-sh to get the junk to the scales and get the check.
As soon as Johnny Hollywood got the check in his dirty little hands he dropped His caseworker off for a hard days work kissed her on the cheek and went home to clean up and then he cruise up Wilson Avenue to find the alley Squall of the day becasue He had two hours before He had to pick up his welfare caseworker and get back to work/lunches but those three black cats that crossed his path last night musta took effect and he forgot his pork and beans back at the crib and every knows ,
Johnny Hollywoods especially that He cant get no ass off one of them thar nasty assed Alley squalls straight off the reservation with out no
can of pork and beans or a cigarette or something so

Johnny Hollywood went back home to find he was broken into while he was gone six minutes and all the canned goods was gone forever.
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Lord Fat Back Spliff Badge over


Heres a tip for You Trav finds inspiration for speed metal blues solo chapter one attempt number three Re: Guitar Tip or any part threrof.



When playing a same ol' Hendrix type blues solo right after You have worn out E7sus9 and are thinking about which way to go with it this time after the turn around,I give thought to a nice blonde and the solo hits overdrive in my mind it does more than look good on paper,Just try not to wear the guitars out to soon because they are costly.
Travis Ray Cole {World Reknown Cat Box Poet.}
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Johnny Hollywood was driving Sweet Berthas air conditioned John Deere tractor up the side walks thru town bouncing off curbs as Sweet Bertha held the door open puking on the wheels."I told You not to drink so much Sweet Bertha,Hurry up You'll get the laws on our trail" Johnny Hollywood told her.
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Johnny Hollywood took a food stamp down to Aldi's and bought Two cans of pork and beans and then headed on over to the "Wooden Nickel" to cash his daily pay check for free providing he spent two dollars so He ordered up a couple of draft beersch and listen to Hank Williams on the juke box as the Heffers straight off the reservation danced and ate pork rinds.
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The Upstairs Maid slithered against Johnny Hollywood often as Johnny Hollywood opened the can of Pork and Beans with the electric can opener.It Truely was Love!
She watched as Johnny Hollywoods plopped the pork and beans onto the scale.

"Whatcha doin' Johnny?" The bitch said making Johnny Hollywood dizzy.

"I'm going to try to beat my record, I am weighing out one third of a can of pork and beans, then I am going to see if I can get laid with it."Johnny Hollywood told his hottest fiancee.
"Let me get this straight Your going to......"The Upstairs maid said as She broke into laughter to the point of almost rolling in the floor.
"Thats when Johnny Hollywood stole Her little diamond,just to have something of Hers.
"Yes thats my goal I shall beat my old record instead of a half can, one third will mean I can get laid three times per can of pork and beans. Now who doesn't want to get laid more"Johnny Hollywood said holding hands with his big fat nasty looking caseworker.

"She just smiled and looked into his eyes and said "I'm glad You never say nothing about me bieng black Johnny Hollywood." right before she puckered up.

"I can't believe Your going to waste them beans on Your caseworker Johnny Hollywood." The upstairs maid bitched.
"I'm not baby,I'm not, these here beans is fer the damn contest.She ain't no contestant,Honeypie shes my damn caseworker." Johnny Hollywood said slapping her ass like she just made touchdown.
All of a sudden the crisis was over Johnny Hollywood had regained control of his bitch and there ain't no god damn lesbians gonna steal this Ho away, not this time He thought as he checked to see if his gun was still on him.

"This bitch is so damn purity I'm gonna kill somebody."Johnny Hollywood said with a shit attitude.
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"Johnny Hollywood done got his energy conservation check and realized since He was now freshly de-vorced He could now own a regular real gibson brand guitar,So Johnny Hollywoods and His little brother Laser "B"
begat to riding buses around town so as Johnny Hollywood could go electrical.
The plan took a slight detour When they got way out Devon and ain't no more Guitar Store there, it done moved and then it took to long so Johnny Hollywood got hungry and His Little Brother got hungry and all of a sudden Johnny Hollywood ain't got the proper funding for this here electrical geetar dream he was having, on such a fine check day too.
So then the guitar seeking brothers rode even more damn buses and on one paticular bus they got on the last person gets off the bus and Johnny Hollywoods said lets sit there in the last seat and they move back,sit down and Johnny Hollywood looks down and sees Sixty-five dollars and that meant only one thing.
It seemed like even God wanted Johnny Hollywoods to have a real guitar,cause before that he was so po he had to play a damn broom, a tennis racket and a baseball bat, He got real good at it though." Sweet Bertha said into the Microphone on the stand right next to where the Judge sat that married Sweet Bertha and Johnny Hollywoods.

Johnny Hollywoods Magic Crackwhore was pissed,If Sweet Bertha wasn't trained in the martial arts ,she would have wanted to wrastle her.

"That bitch is frontin'Travis" The Magic Crackwhore said.
"Johnny,Call me Johnny" Johnny Hollywood said like he just met the bitch,and she didn't know about His fifty four identities.

"You always been 'lectrical" Said the Magic Crackwhore.

Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker stood up and pulled off her shirt as she danced to the music in her head.

Johnny Hollywoods gut was rollin' so he took the Bertha Meds without water to wash it down.
Thats about when Johnny Hollywood looked over to see
Sweet Bertha pounding the Gavel and wearing that black dress."Order Order" Sweet Bertha said.
Johnny Hollywood knew He was losing.

Sweet Bertha finally called a recess and since the florist would do it that gave Johnny Hollywood time to pick a dozen Cat Tails and deliever them to Muff Muffs house and get back to the trial without bieng missed.
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Johnny F.N. Hollywood had done over slept again and time was running out He didnt even have time to brush his teeth or comb his hair, He just ran out the door carrying his shoes running ,He was in such a rush and with good reason if He was late one more time to catch His blue eyed Squall that had got off the work bus over at the daily pay office and on her way to the bar to cash todays pay she might end up with another man and He would miss out on that steak burritto and case of Old Style brand Beersch she always bought after work and some of the big ol' ass,Up on the roof ,summer at night the city it was dark there was beer He closed his eyes and she was still ugly.
Yeah,Johnny Hollywood was haulin' ass now He had to time it just right and intersect his fat nasty ass only blue eyed squall in the whole tribe too now,Johnny Hollywood shure knew how to pick them biotches,shit no he wasnt have no generic barbie looking sluts on the North Side,on the account of them nasty assed South Side Blondes that was five times nastier than any North Side Bitch on the nastiest part of town,anywhere on Broadway,You name it. Them Soth Side blondes was dog ugly to ate up with it,on the account of theys all used up and You Mother Fuckers know that the nicest woman is right there Yes on the North Side,Thats why Johnny Hollywoods likes the North so much I reckon."
Said The Third Cat Box Christ as he pushed his three wheeled cart down the alley hitting pot hole after pothole.
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"The Fan Johnny Hollywood Loves,Shes electric" Said the crazy woman sitting next to Johnny Hollywood in the second roll of chairs in the lobby of the welfare office.
He looked at her and almost wanted to take off his shades to see who she was but just said "fuck it."

"Johnny F.N. Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker had a nasty yeast infection and Welfare wouldn't cover it since She had a job now so,Johnny Hollywood offered to pay for an all expense paid round trip outting to the Gynocoliogist Office but his caseworker had to work every day the office was open and she also had to take the mandatory three hour lunch and if they found out she was not on a three hour lunch she could be terminated,an now Johnny Hollywood has to work two jobs because he wanted to be a big shot and throw his money he don't have around and offer heath care benifits to his caseworker,Now thats about a dumbass,in the name of comedy,please " Box Car Jesus Explained to Johnny Hollywoods most favorite bartender.

Her beautiful brown eyes got so big as she laughed then suddenly stopped to think about it again.

She pretended Johnny Hollywood was deep and Underground,and You know not pop, just as Johnny Hollywood pretended she was on the hood of a boxster in the rain at suppertime saying woo me J.F.N.H.
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"Johnny Hollywood had to go stand in a crowd of immergrants for an hour waving his social securty card in the air to get sent out on a ticket to work daily pay that day about damn near twenty bucks fer ten hours just to afford his rock and roll life style of soup kitchens,welfare and some miraculous garbage picking skills."
Johnny Hollywoods Landlady told his
Mother CensorFucking Caseworker as they finished up another bottle of wine with the door open and waited for Johnny Hollywood to come down the hallway.
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"The Official Johnny Hollywood Files"


Johnny Hollywoods nasty Winnabago Squall came back home to Johnny F.N.Hollywoods like a damn dog that had run off so there was a great celebration in honor of the reunion of Johnny Hollywood and the nasty Winnibago Squall and during the four hour celebration four of her brothers her mother her aunt and her uncle all moved into Johnny Hollywoods crib where there was more paint thinner than there was beer so everyone was happy,but they didn't stay long because they had to leave because Johnny Hollywoods nasty Winnabago squall's Momma had locked herself in the outhouse to smaoke that damn crack all night.When Johnny Hollywood woke up and there was fifteen people sleeping in his eight by ten room and some of them ain't nobody knowed,as soon as the last person left Johnny Hollywoods nasty assed Winnabago Squalls Momma came outta the outhouse and out the door with Johnny Hollywoods Mother fucking toilet paper toothpaste toothbrush light bulb drain,toilet seat and his last bar of soap.While Johnny Hollywood was fixing his lock on his door His nasty ass Winnabago Squalls Aunt was getting a running start and head butting a door at the end of the hall for a place to stay out of the cold, So Johnny Hollywood was trying to stay out of the way of that action and at the same time fix the lock so the door could close and Here she is Johnny Hollywoods nasty Menomonee Ho and her four kids and two sleds.
"Johnny Hollywood,I want You to take me and my kids sledding." She says telling him she was his.
"I'd like to but it didn't snow." Johnny Hollywood tells her looking out the window.
Johnny Hollywood liked 'em dumb but come on.
The next day when they moved out they took the shit Johnny Hollywoods had collected along the way til he seen his own kids fer them little toys or clothes or some shit he had done found in his travels as a junk man or when he took Sweet Bertha out on the town to the thirft store maybe.
That shit was gone like Johnny Hollywoods heart
that biotch was fine as a mesikin I'm tellin' ya.
So she tells Johnny Hollywoods one day "Johnny Hollywoods take me over to the Indian Center so we can get some food.
and Johnny Hollywood does anything this here biotch had done asked him to do fer cause he was whipped over this piece of crap of a human bieng.
Down at teh Indian center Johnny Hollywood ain't to damn welcome he can see that real fast like just by the way they said "Hey Whiteboy whatch ya doin' in here" Don't be coming up in here Whiteboy,This Nigger tells him.
"Hes my ride"Johnny Hollywoods wilson Avenue Ho told them
then Johnny Hollywoods got to carry boxes and boxes of the nasty Menomonee Ho's food up three flights of stairs to her sisters crib.

Johnny Hollywoods dont hear a word from His nasty Menomonee Ho fer four days and goes to the sisters crib,There she is dying in bed sick He takes of His leather coat and gives it to the whore covers her up with it kisses her fever and leaves.
The next day Johnny Hollywoods Nasty Ass Menomonee Ho done sold his coat for a rock ten years he had that coat, for a rock.

That Night Johnny Hollywoods great big nasty Winnabago Heffer came back Home to Johnny with a nastier looking bitch, that she was pimping.Johnny Hollywood was quite impressed that His buttercups had a job other than working on his junk truck riding around the alleys picking up metal.The party was going great well not great but it was going just as soon as Johnny Hollywoods nasty ass Winnabago Squall started kicking the door everybody has to go she told them ,So Johnny Hollywood could commence to wooing.
Thats when Cinnamon started knocking on the door "Johnny let me get that spork."

"Eleven Bertha Eddie Over"
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The tax man couldn't believe that Johnny F.N. Hollywoods was claiming the tax he payed on a half a can of pork and beans for "entertainment purposes."
But there the shit was in black and white.
The Taxman shook his head "No."

"Now I'm not sayin' dat da biotch is mishedginated she is but what I am saying is.. shes high flautin and wont eat out the dumpster no more now she done been all cultured up and its settin' me back." Johnny Hollywood went on to explain then fergettin' which whore he was talking about mid sentance like always .
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Johnny Hollywoods nasty Winnabago Squalls Momma was hiding under the bed when Johnny Hollywood got home with the nasty Menomonee Ho,all she wanted was fer Johnny Hollywoods to hold the apron strings while she shoots the shit,And since the biotch was so hot she looked like a damn Mesikin Johnny Hollywoods was much ablidged to dig it as it were and You know he wanted to get with it and he did kick it and was working on a twelve step program to hit it and hit it,And so without no damn clocks Johnny Hollywood had a damn accoustic geetard and the my biotch is a ho blues but theres nothing he could do
"ah fuck you." Is what Johnny Hollywood said when Cinnamon started knocking on the door with her spoon possee.
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Johnny Hollywood became reclusive and named four guitars after Sweet Bertha and busted them up in the floor and drilled holes in the big pieces proper everytime He thought about how much she looked like Carmen Diaz,her long blonde hair flowing in the wind and then he put on his boots and set out to try and find a new improved younger faster hotter than hell,Sweet Bertha.
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Johnny Hollywood heard a noise outside the trailer and went out the door as quietly as possible and caught Sweet Bertha amd that man from the shelter she run off with that looks just like Don King stealing kerosene outta Johnny Hollywoods kerosene tank to run the damn furnance over at that other mans trailer.

Johnny Hollywoods called his attorney who told him there was nothing he could do because it was mere speculation.

"What the fuck You mean speculations I got the Nizzles here at gun point and they stink like a fuel truck" Johnn Hollywood told his attorney proper.
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"I can't believe He's gonna try to get laid with half a can of pork and beans" Johnny Hollywoods nasty Winnabago Squalls Momma said as Johnny Hollywood and Cinnamon ate the pork and beans with thier hands because somebody melted the damn plastic fork.

"Get rid of her Johnny" Cinnamon said trying to ration the suppertime vittles the best way she knew how.
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Sweet Bertha marched around Johnny Hollywood in her black leather Nazi suit and took to slapping the furniture with that dang riding crop she always carries around when shes got them ol' anger issues against Johnny Hollywoods whether its Valentines day or not.

Johnny Hollywoods eyes were held open with tooth picks and one of them troll ass bitches was shining a spotlight in Johnny Hollywoods eyes.

"Now who's going to vinn Miss October two thousand and five Yohnny? She Bertha questioned as a random heffer stuck the bamboo shoots under Johnny Hollywoods finger nails on his playing hand.

"Most likely some hot bitch."Johnny Hollywood replied angering Sweet Bertha even more.

Sweet Berthas eyes got big as the love Johnny Hollywood had for that hot little blonde maid He was in love with.

The worlds largest Heffers grabbed Johnny Hollywood by his limbs and pulled in different directions, the Heffer in charge was the same one that Johnny Hollywood kept having nightmares about putting a saddle on her and riding her thru the walmarts and waving his hat at the crowd.

The heffers nailed Johnny Hollywood to the cross with rail road spikes thru his feet and hands as a direct result of Johnny Hollywood bieng incorrect about things like al ways.
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"The hood rat was a nasty little slut but Johnny Hollywood wanted to domesticate her and commence to breeding right quick."Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker told his landlady as they watched another smart assed hillbilly Judge show on the television and waited for Johnny Hollywood to come back home so they could take him down to the clinic to be neudered proper,so as He "Could not start the master race with them damn albinos that work at the Borders book store He was always dreaming about and writing those lousy songs fer."

"What damn albinos is Yous talking about,Hes been runnin' with them dang Injuns,Heck He might be up on the reservation gambleing away his whole check,It is check day You know." Sweet Bertha said into the phone as she drove in three lanes and applied a fresh coat of spackle,I mean make up.
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As soon as Johnny Hollywoods Welfare check ran out Sweet Bertha left him high and dry to drink wine with some old hillbilly in the alley two blocks over,So while Johnny Hollywood took to fetching his woman,If only He could find which alley Sweet Bertha done got gone to He searched up and down the hood and finally gave up when some amazon mountian woman started to ask him for anything in his pocket. Thats when the bus pulled up and unloaded forty mental patients onto the side walk and pulled away like a bat out of hell when the last one got off the bus.
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It was Winter in Chicago so Johnny Francis Nicolas Hollywood got himself a big card board box and went to live in the alley in it,So He would have enough of his welfare check left over on the second day to take Sweet Bertha out to the Mesikin Restraunt and let her drink Margrettias til' She liked Him,The only problem was that his welfare funding on getting Sweet Bertha drunk was about to run out and She hadn't really started to like Him just yet.
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"Box Car Jesus got fired from his doorman gig for giving out to much information about the residents of Jerry Springer Towers and went to stand in line at the daily pay office and hold his social security card in the air so He could get sent out on a yob for the day with the other losers waiting to work ten hours for twenty-five bucks minus two bucks each way to get them there,But as luck would have it they wouldn't send Box Car Jesus out to work until the sixth day and He Fucking starved to death and died and of coarse his family did too." Johnny Hollywood told Sweet Bertah as they picked up change at the drive up window to continue the date that was going so well.
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"To get away from the trailer park for a while Johnny Hollywoods done took Sweet Bertha out to the back fields and hooked her up to the harness proper.
It took that woman four hours to plow twenty five acres,while Johnny Hollywood was at home sleeping most of the time.
"Since it ain't check day,why do I gotta be awake that early?"Johnny Hollywood asked as He looked around noticing that his stalker was now missing in action.

"Check day?"
Sweet Bertha just smiled knowing that meant she was going to be getting more make up real soon.

"Sweet Bertha Your to damn pretty to cook" Johnny Hollywood tried to use the same line He just got caught using on the maid not even two hours before that hoping that somehow someway he could drink up Sweet Berthas make-up monies,if He could.
Sweet Bertha done got ryled and bit Johnny Hollywood,then without even saying "Draw" she just shot him in the gut point blank.
And He just stood there and took it,Now thats some bullshit" said the doorman, Mr. Box Car Jesus.
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"I can't take You any damn where Johnny Hollywood,You made me the laughing stock of the society pages You dirty rat." Sweet Bertha lectured him at the breakfast table.
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"Sweet Bertha done pimped her own ride with the monies She dug outta Johnny Hollywoods pants pockets while He was asleep dreaming about You do You love .
That tractor never looked finer.There was not another tractor on that side of the trailer Park that even came close to looking as good as Sweet Berthas was looking now,And let me go on to say that..
that there censorfucking tractor looked almost as good as Sweet Bertha does in the artifical light of the gosh dawged Piggy-Wiggy."
The Seventh Cat Box Christ said to Box Car Jesus while they was standing in line for some of that good ol' breakfast time grits and part of a grape fruit that had worms or something in it down at the soup kitchen.

Then Sweet bertha walked up the block and got in line right up front wearing Her white fur coat and diamonds that could choke a Mother Fucking Crackwhore.

Johnny F.N. Hollywood knowed that Bitch was cheating on Him wit a Man of the cloth and got drunk as a dog and tried to do a drive by but hit the telephone pole in front of the church and the gun fell into the sewerhole and Johnny Hollywoods fell out the cah and rolled to the front of the line right next to her Heiness and asked her if he could have first milking rights as he climbed to his feet without her help.

When they got up to the food Johnny Hollywoods said I do to the biotch handing out the cornbread and Sweet Bertha knocked Him into the floor and stomped on His neck. "You My mMan foo!" Sweet Bertha howled.

Johnny Hollywood quickly got up very embarassed and started handing out one dollar food stamps as a tip to the damn church workers who was spooning out the slop.
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Johnny Hollywood hid in a dumpster in the alley off Clark Street and Montrose Avenue and ate the ramien noodles uncooked right out of the package so He would not have to feed Cinnamon.
"Its not that I don't want to feed her,I just cant afford to feed her and her pimp and the shift commander." Johnny Hollywood told a big assed rat that was looking him in the eye.
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Sweet Bertha got a hold of Johnny Hollywoods family bible and opened it up to the middle where Johnny Hollywood was logging in his little entries,
"Lets see Johnny devotes his life to Muff Muff in 2004,UH.. Hmm..filled up the truck with gas in 2001,Ah,here it is Spell-getti reciepes, whole milk Motz,green olives stuffed with garlic and jalepinos,Yeah I could see that..Bacon? who the censorfuck uses bacon in Spell-getti?" Sweet Bertha asked.
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Johnny Hollywood woke up with the biggest hangover he ever had and the biggeat Mennomonie Indian Squall He ever laid eyes on,He was so sick He couldn't Move.
"Knock Knock Knock"

"Whos there?" asked Johnny Hollywoods sometime Heffer.

"Me says the voice behind the door,So Johnny Hollywoods sometime Heffer opens the dor and there stands Johnny Hollywoods Daddy with a case of Old Style in one hand and a bag of stuff in the other, He comes in and sets up a toaster and frying plans and cooks up eggs,bacon,toast and gravy but no bisquits for the Honeymooners.
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Johnny Hollywood bought seven used but new to him spoons at the thirft store and on the way back to the room He found his nasty Winnabago Squall in the alley Off racine sniffing paint thinner and He brought Her home to help him celebrate the new to them spoons with a nice can of pork and beans.As soon as Johnny Hollywood opened the aforementioned can of pork and beans with a buck knife Cinnamon was knocking on the door with Her pimp and the shift commander. Johnny Hollywoods nasty farm animal Winnbago squall opens the door and says "What Up Doh!" and invites the whore the cop and the pimp who lost his ten speed in the room for the big celebration dinner with lotsa Lynyrd Skynyrd and real metal spoons.
After the big party Johnny Hollywood had to go to the God Damn KFC for a spork so he could eat the last can of green beans he had hid under the bed in case of an emergency.
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Cinnamon was stalking Johnny Hollywood again when she seen him buying a hot plate.Back at the crib as soon as He plugged it in, they was eating pork and beans from the can with thier fingers by the light of the brand new hundred watt light bulb Cinnamon had given Johnny Hollywood.
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Johnny Hollywood came back to the crib with a box of canned goods from the food pantry and Cinnamon was waiting at his door with a brand new light bulb."I got something for You Johnny Hollywood." The Nasty Mishedginated Whore told him with glee in Her eye.
Five minutes later Johnny Hollywood and Cinnamon was eating cereal out of the box with thier hands like mere commoners like a regular date or something.

"I don't expect You to do nothin' I won't do,Johnny Hollywood." Cinnamon told him.
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Johnny Hollywood drove his red ninteen eighty ford F150
up the alleys over by the lake when he thought He seen something big a block over so He came out onto Sheridan with his truck so He could get over there because of the one ways and the fact that the truck wasn't allowed on Sheridan He wanted to make it real quick so He was movin' when He thought He had seen Juliette waving at him so He locked 'em up naturally but when the biotch climbed in It wasn't Juliette at tall. It was some other Ho He never seen before and it was a damn good thing too,because that Ho was downright homely. So Johnny Hollywood took her home to woo her proper since she wanted to run away from her pimp for the night. Ten minutes after they got to the crib Cinnamon was knocking on the door with her shift commander and the pimp.
"Johnny,Johnny Let me get that spoon."Cinnamon whi spered.
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Johnny Hollywood sat in the dark quietly so He wouldn't have to support Cinnamon and Her nasty habits and listened to the radio,That is until Neil Young came in over the airwaves.
"Johhny F.N.Hollywood grabbed his geetar and tommahawked it onto the radio until there was no more Cinnamon girl playing.

Seconds later Cinnamon the Shift Commander and Her Pimp was knocking on the door.

"Come on Johnny Hollywood I know Your in there,Let me use Your spoon,You can eat cereal with a fork,I've seen You do it." Cinnamon Said so Sweetly.
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Johnny Hollywood sat in the dark and quietly tried to eat his ramien noodles with his damn fingers while Cinnamon and the Shift Commander and Her Pimp pounded on the door,"Open up Johnny Hollywood,I know your in there,I hear you slurpin',let me get that spoon." She told him.
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Johnny Hollywood sat in the dark and quietly tried to eat his ramien noodles with a damn fork while cinnamon and the shift commander pounded on the door,"Open up Johnny Hollywood,I know your in there,I hear you slurpin',let me get that spoon." She told him.
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Johnny Hollywood slowly opened his door and looked both ways,thinking the coast was clear He walked out into the hallway when around the corner Cinnamon and her pimp came up the stairs.
"Oh there You are Johnny Hollywood,can You put my pimps ten speed bike in your room,I'm locked out." Cinnamon began her hard luck story.

"What? No!" Johnny Hollywood told Her.

A minute later Johnny Hollywood was storing Cinnamons Nizzles bicycle in his eight by ten hotel room and had to climb over the bed to get to the other side of the room where he hid his canned goods.

Two days later Johnny Hollywood seen Cinnamon again and asked her "When You gonna get this bike?"

That night after making shure the desk clerk wasn't looking out the lobby window Johnny Hollywood threw Cinnamons Pimps bicycle out his window onto the sidewalk below right at the corner of Leland and Racine,Then Him and Lazer"B" {The B is for Bass} laughed."HA HA HA HA AH HA."

The next morning someone had already stole the wheels and the seat,that afternoon the handle bars disappeared.
A few days later Cinnamon and Her pimp wanted to know what happened to his ten speed.
"HA HA AHHAA HAHHA HAHAA." Johnny Hollywood told them. "HA HA HAHA A AHH AHAH AHHAHAHAAHA."
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"Johnny Hollywoods Ol' Lady was so damn lazy when she went into labor Johnny Hollywood had to give birth to his second chile on the account of Sweet Bertha wouldn't get her fat ass of the couch while Oprah Windfree was on the air." Said Johnny F.N. Hollywood's Barefoot Pizza Maker as a matetr a factally.
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The DAY THE LAST JOB IN AMERICA WENT TO AN ILLEGAL ALIEN PARADE

"Wow, I can't believe they are really having a parade for today this is quite a special occasion oh happy day "said Doctor Catsburgers recieptionist as she carried the cooler to the curb and set it down behind the police line tape.

The sun sat high in the sky as Johnny Hollywood worked franticlly on the parade car to get it right for the big parade Sweet Ass Bertha painted up the colorful banners to go on the trailer ,all the kids helped. IT WAS THE DAY THE LAST JOB IN AMERICA WENT TO AN ILLEGAL ALIEN PARADE the people danced in the street the birds sang and the illegal aliens could'nt even go to the parade because they had to work that day but all of the American People were there present and accounted for.

Seizure Seventh Chords,Box Car Jesus,Doctor Catsburger,Johnny Hollywood and his stripping caseworker,the Magic Crackwhore and Sweet Bertha and the rest sold hotdogs, soda pop and fireworks from the "DAY THE LAST JOB IN AMERICA WENT TO AN ILLEGAL ALIEN PARADE Stand"

"its like a painting by that old dead guy showing how life is here so beautiful"Said Johnny Hollywoods stripping caseworker

Box Car Jesus,Doctor Catsburger,Johnny Hollywood and his stripping caseworker ,Seizure Chords,Thy Magic Crackwhore and Sweet Bertha and the rest all dicussed whether or not they could go over the border to Canada and get some health coverage since the last job was taken in the United States by illegal aliens and welfare for the americans don't cover going to a doctor for human biengs just vetenarians who have only practiced on camels and goats way back in thier country,not people.

"Since the illegals they just swarm over the border in droves into the United States maybe we could just go over the border to a doctor up in canada and get something for this headache that never goes away" ASKED THE CAT BOX CHRIST.

Then The Magic Crackwhore,Box Car Jesus,Doctor Catsburger,Johnny Hollywood and his stripping caseworker ,Seizure Chords and Sweet Bertha and the rest all dicussed whether or not they could get a job in the United States if they left and came back pretending to be from some other country.

"What if they find out we are really American's and won't hire us here in the United States because of it?" they asked,argueing the point back and forth.

"It seems the system is set up against the Americans having any kind of a job" said Sweet Berthas Mother as she joined the unemployed task force.

"Maybe our government just does not want us to work,they just want us to not work?" Questioned Box Car Jesus.

"Yeah, we give billions of dollars to all kinds of countries nobody ever heard of, maybe they want to just give us money instead of us having to work them jobs that why they made it so we can not have a job, but at the same time every illegal alien that don't belong in this country has a job that I can't get and they get a welfare check too,they have a nice car and a nice place to live,whats that shit about?" asked Johnny Hollywoods caseworker as she removed her shirt to get a tan from the light of the television.

"Wow, we are just lucky to be able to celebrate this day together The day the last job in the United States went to an illegal alien" said Box Car Jesus as he chugged his beersch.

And so our heroes Box car Jesus,
Doctor Catsburger,Johnny F.N.Hollywood,Seizure Seventh Chords,Sweet Bertha and the Magic Crackwhore all went to another country to become citzens so they could come back to the united states and get a job.

"Since this was the day the very last job in the United States has been taken by an illegal alien what makes you think bieng from another country will get You a job here in the states? asked the Magic Crackwhore as she cleaned her crackpipe with vinager

"It was my caseworkers ideal" said Box Car Jesus,whose hair was now as long as Jesus Christ's.

"Don't You fret my little Magical Crackwhore as soon as we are illegals we will get a job for shure,they will just simply let one of the pesky American citzens "go" as it were, no worries" Johnny Hollywood said as he finished up his resume.

After vittles Doctor Catsburger,Johnny F.N.Hollywood,Seizure Seventh Chords The Magic Crackwhore and Sweet Bertha all rode the stage coach into town to find a job, but had no luck because this is the day that the very last job in the United States was taken by an illegal alien from another country.

"What will we do when all the dogshit soup runs out?" they asked each other.

"Maybe we should go stand guard at the border to make shure that the illegal aliens with all of the jobs in America don't leave with all of the United States Currency" said Box Car Jesus.

"What good would that do?" asked Poco Hernadez,as He milked His goat.


Doctor Catsburger,The Magic Crackwhore,Johnny 2 chords Hollywood,Seizure Seventh Chords and Sweet Bertha ,the hot whorecops ,six nasty troll ass biotches with three foreheads and the rest all ate the soup and pretended the burnt part that was stuck to the bottom was meat.

"Meat? the burnt part from the bottom where the great cook forgot to stir the dogshit?" asked the critic that musta been raised up in a better trailer park.
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Johnny Heidiwoo had fell in LOVE with the hottest blonde He had ever seen on the planet,in a matter of secon ds.
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"I done got fired"

Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker gave him a paper to take to ten potential employers and have them sign that he had applied fer a yob.

His first stop was the lawyers office where he told the nice lady behind the desk that he always wanted to be an attorney and that he was a real quick learner.
After they both shared a laugh at the taxpayers expense she signed the welfare paper four times so as Johnny Hollywoods welfare case worker would be down right pleased with his job search and maybe give him a few extra food stamps so as He would have the energy to look fer works even more.
Why back to the drawing board with that one.
Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker wasn't happy at tall,ut uh no sir Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker had done told him to wear a vest push a dolly with a garbage can strapped to it and sweep up the side walk up and down Broadway.
It went preety good fer about damn near fifteen minutes,thats when Johnny F.N. Hollywood had run off with the garbage can and slipped down the alley.
But they caught him over at Racine and Leland drinking a forty in the alley with a nasty ass Winnibago squall.

"Theres the man who stole the garbage can"Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker gave a holler.

"You stole welfares garbage can,Johnny Hollywood?" Johnny Hollywoods nasty Squall of the day asked real impressed like.

"I didn't do it fer" Johnny Hollywood said denieing the allegations.

"Your gonna be cut off" Johnny Hollywoods Squall said fearing.
Johnny Hollywoods gave his welfare caseworker back the damn garbage can as He said
"Here have yer old garbage can back,I quit"

"You can't quit welfare,Johnny Hollywood,Your fired!" Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker told him.

"How can anyone git fired from welfare?" asked the dirty bum with Tubulucios as He passed the forty ouncer his way.
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The Johnny F.N. Hollywood walked into the wrong garden that night,The Heffers had chauldrons of the Heffer meds boiling away and they knew even though He wore the Clark Kent,I'm in Weezer welfare shades He was in fact "Doctor Catsburger" and if they knew that Johnny F.N. Hollywood was "Doctor Catsburger" then the Government knew He was Doctor Catsburger and then they would also know that all he really wanted out of life was to drink forties in his bombshelter with those two who who girl material foot soldiers in the "Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union" and maybe make a cross threaded sandwhich if these two whorecops wanted to get wit him proper.

Johnny F.N. Hollywood thought about the girl He loved {The Devil} and He turned into "Seizure Seventh Chords"
quicker than Sweet Bertha could make soap outta pigfat.
There He-d go butchering up seventh chord after seventh chord and the next thing You know He would butcher up a ninth chord and so on.Well the next thing You know Johnny F.N. Hollywood snuck off and burnt the fat nasty biotches brooms and they was pissed.
I want You to write me some poetry Johnny Hollywood the cutest fat nasty bitch with one nipple* wined.

*Johnny Hollywood knew the fat nasty biotch only had one nipple because she only produced one nipple from across the bar.
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"Dolphin Poetry"

Johnny F.N. Hollywoods had the damn family bible out again logging in right under the time He filled up the gas tank in the truck four years ago, it was fifty bucks and he ain't filled it since."Its gotta be a lot more now,I don't know and we ain't gonna find out" He said,And just as he scralled in every time high tempature Womenfolk had given him the matromonial chicken or spell-getti,He listed his favorite pizza reciepes
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Johnny F.N. Hollywoods had the damn family bible out again logging in right under the time he filled up the gas tank in the truck four years ago, it was fifty bucks and he ain't filled it since."Its gotta be a lot more now,I don't know and we ain't gonna find out" He said,And just as he scralled in every time high tempature Womenfolk had given him the matromonial chicken or spell-getti,He his favorite pizza reciepes
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"Further On Down The Road"


Johnny Hollywoods was waitin' and waitin' fer Sweet Bertha...........

To come down to that end of the bar and get him a drink.

It seemed like a lifetime went by and she seemed to be almost done with her drink,but then she had to have another smoke too.

Johnny Hollywood didn't care if she didn't wear no slut blue eye makeup.Hell he didn't even give a censorfuck that she wasn't wearin' no slutgreen eye make up.
He just wanted another damn beer.

He started daydreaming about his most favorite bartender in the whole damn world,How she'ld switch out his beersch just in time with a brand new ice cold one and a lapdance in between.Damn she was High Tempature.All he really needed was that big Rock and Roll money ,so as He "Could relocate with her to Lake Forest,but not to close to Mr.T ,Although I do have one of them there grills Hes always hocking" Johnny F.N. Hollywood said as he scattered assorted currency over the bar,waved his arms into the air,put his bottle on the edge of the bar loudly and sopped up the last few drops of beer off the bar with a napkin and squeezed it out onto his tongue.

Sweet Bertha glanced his way and smiled and shook her ass slightly, but no where near enough,and then went back to talking to the fat ugly dude with coke bottle glasses and spots all over his face.

It was then that Johnny Hollywood realized that he would have to utilize a completely different style of accumulating beverages,No He didn't want to go there but this looks like it may be the only choice
"Oh Hell No,not the Dreaded Heffer" Johnny Hollywood thought to himself,"A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do" He continued.
It certianly looked good on paper but "Plan B" was soon aborted when Johnny F.N. Hollywood couldn't even get the fat nasty biotch to get him a beer.
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"Further On Down The Road"


Johnny Hollywoods was waitin' and waitin' fer Sweet Bertha...........

To come down to that end of the bar and get him a drink.

It seemed like a lifetime went by and she seemed to be almost done with her drink,but then she had to have another smoke too.

Johnny Hollywood didn't care if she didn't wear no slut blue eye makeup.Hell he didn't even give a censorfuck that she wasn't wearin' no slutgreen eye make up.
He just wanted another damn beer.

He started daydreaming about his most favorite bartender in the whole damn world,How she'ld switch out his beersch just in time with a brand new ice cold one and a lapdance in between.Damn she was High Tempature.All he really needed was that big Rock and Roll money ,so as He "Could relocate with her to Lake Forest,but not to close to Mr.T ,Although I do have one of them there grills Hes always hocking" Johnny F.N. Hollywood said as he scattered assorted currency over the bar,waved his arms into the air,put his bottle on the edge of the bar loudly and sopped up the last few drops of beer of the bar with a napkin and squeezed it out onto his tongue.

Sweet Bertha glanced his way and smiled and shook her ass slightly, but no where near enough,and then went back to talking to the fat ugly dude with coke bottle glasses and spots all over his face.

It was then that Johnny Hollywood realized that he would have to utilize a completely different style of accumulating beverages,No He didn't want to go there but this looks like it may be the only choice
"Oh Hell No,not the dreaded Heffer" Johnny Hollywood thought to himself,"A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do" He continued.
It certianly looked good on paper but "Plan B" was soon aborted when Johnny F.N. Hollywood couldn't even get the fat nasty biotch to get him a beer.
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"Further On Down The Road"


Johnny Hollywoods was waitin' and waitin' fer Sweet Bertha...........

To come down to that end of the bar and get him a drink.

It seemed like a lifetime went by and she seemed to be almost done with her drink,but then she had to have another smoke too.

Johnny Hollywood didn't care if she didn't wear no slut blue eye make.Hell he didn't even give a censorfuck that she wasn't wearin' no slutgreen eye make up.
He just wanted another damn beer.

He started daydreaming about his most favorite bartender in the whole damn world,How she'ld switch out his beersch just in time with a brand new ice cold one and a lapdance in between.Damn she was High Tempature.All he really needed was that big Rock and Roll money ,so as He "Could relocate with her to Lake Forest,but not to close to Mr.T ,Although I do have one of them there grills Hes always hocking" Johnny F.N. Hollywood said as he scattered assorted currency over the bar,waved his arms into the air,put his bottle on the edge of the bar loudly and sopped up the last few drops of beer of the bar with a napkin and squeezed it out onto his tongue.

Sweet Bertha glanced his way and smiled and shook her ass slightly, but no where near enough,and then went back to talking to the fat ugly dude with coke bottle glasses and spots all over his face.

It was then that Johnny Hollywood realized that he would have to utilize a completely different style of accumulating beverages,No He didn't want to go there but this looks like it may be the only choice
"Oh Hell No,not the dreaded Heffer" Johnny Hollywood thought to himself,"A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do" He continued.
It certianly looked good on paper but "Plan B" was soon aborted when Johnny F.N. Hollywood couldn't even get the fat nasty biotch to get him a beer.
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Johnny Hollywood didn't give no censorfuck about it,
He wanted to plant the demon seed so far deep in the upstairs maid periodioticly He didn't care that she'ld already been germinated by a gosh dogged negroe,He was gonna overlap it if He could,even if it meant running for President again against Oprah windfree in 2008.This brought about a new problem.
Just whar-d the honeypie deluxe upstairs maid of cheesecake done get gone to any damn way?
His laundry was all piled up and starting to stink.

Johnny F.N. Hollywood wished it was still the time when Sweet Bertha carried his shorts, his socks and his ripped up rags down to the river in a basket on her head and a basket in her hands, warsh them up proper and beat them with a rock 'til they was clean.
Then when his mind landed on the word clean He couldn't think about not another gosh dogged thang but that HOT little short blonde haired maid until the pounding woke him up.
BAM BAM BAM BAM!!
Johnny Hollywood opened up his door to see what was going on and seen theys putting in new poles up and down the hallway for Johnny Hollywoods Mommas troll like Ho's to slide up and down on.
It took a few seconds for Johnny Hollywood to notice that the work crew installing them poles was the same damn trolls that was going to be using them.
"I hope You all got some damn Lysol" He said as he put on a blindfold and puked on his Mother Fucking shoes
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Sweet Bertha done runned over yet another racoon and wraped it in tinfoil with sweet baby rays sauce and cooked it on the engine of her air conditioned John Deere tractor and suppertime vittles was done before she got done plowing half the cornfield,meanwhile Johnny Hollywood worked out in the rain and begged his bossman fer a raise on the account of "Sweet Bertha was outta make-up"
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Happy Berthaday Gina's Sister,Heres You a kiss!!!

XOXOXOXO
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who I am

I don't believe You
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I am mortified over the fact that you could find out who I am and that I have been living inside your mind for centuries
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Johnny F.N. Hollywood may have played his geetard in the whorehouse but He had to barracade his door so that He would not get rolled during the night while He slept,and yes it did cut back on sluts sneaking into his chamber and trying to get with him but somebody needs some fucking consoling and quick.The good news is that He woke up with the same twelve dollars He had when He went sleepy night nights.
"We better call Doctor Gail about this here one."Johnny Hollywood said,Sadly enough.
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Johnny Hollywood woke up to his cousin Carmen's sword swallowing act,she had done got his navigational system wet.
"Carmen?What in the dawgs wrong with You this heres the North bitches up here don't try and git with thier cousins,Ya dumb bunny!."Johnny Hollywood told the Ho proper.
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"Get out Johnny Hollywood,Get Out" hollered Olivia as she slapped his face and kicked his dog,Her skinny ass moved like it was an art show or something.

Johnny F.N.Hollywood was outdoors You know and he needed to find a big ol' sloppy nasty ass heffer to shack up wit fer the winter season so as He could have a place to practice His big blues number about the no ass anerexic crackwhore losin' the chillin's to the Department of Children and Family Services,But he kept getting sidetracked by good looking womens and lost his place in the search and done forgot all about big fat nasty bitch boo and the magic crackwhore simul·tane·ous·ly baby.

"Maybe You should try and get up with a nice bartender or that Mother Fuckers wife over yonder,Johnny Hollywood" Said the upstairs maid.

"Naw I done that bitch,I need someting a little more happinin', You know a Ho wit the fresh flow not some dried up rusthole" Johnny hollywood told her as he checked her catbox to see if she was naughty or nice.

Just then the telephone rang and it was the warden calling to warn The residents of The Hollywood estate that Sweet Bertha had done broke out of prison and was on a killing rampage headed that way.

Johnny Hollywood cared not, he took his time like the upstairs maid was the only biotch on the planet since they was wearing bullet proof vests.

You could hear her yelling "SE SE" two rooms away and the Ho is white,alright, but down the hallway Johnny Hollywoods Momma was out of herion and took to whooping the shit out of nasty-assed whorebags that looked like trolls again,I'm telling You these bitches are dog ugly I mean UGLY UGLY,I think some of them wart faced trolls is dudes but who knows and she hid thier needles up on top the door frame so they had to report to her after each and every trick had done been turned.
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2nd place Hot Halloween Honey 2005
Gretel played by Cristina Applegate meets Jennifer Anniston
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Johnny Hollywood walked into the gas station and when no one was looking he grabed a pack of condoms and threw them onto the counter real stealth like,He thought, then he looked up and the crackwhores dad was right there looking at him all funny like.

"How do sir,Oh these here ain't fer yer daughter,I never once used one wit her,ah hell no!"Johnny Hollywood told "Dad".

"Thats my boy" said the crackwhores pappy.

The biotch at the counter just rolled her ey es.
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"I have 4 email address' and all I get is spam in the inbox and spam in the spam box,the spam in the spam box is more interesting most of the time" Said Box car Jesus as he tried to wake up the drunken homeless obease woman that was lying in a puddle of puke on the "L" train so he could take her home to watch Jay leno and pastably get some of that lard ass l ovin'.
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"I look into Your eyes"

Five foot four
I love You even more

eyes of blue
You have no ideal what You do
to my heart

beautiful red lips
like a hypnotist

Blonde Blonde Blonde
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tinitus is an aweful thing to have
when you are the one the whole world
has been talking about

I may have screamed and I may have shouted
but in the end noone could ever doubt me again
when I say that you are the reason I am today


i believe and I am humbled to know of your existence
you are beyond what i could have ever imagined
please make room for me in your eternal house of gr eat

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Kerri MY EARS ARE RINGING
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its ok
anyplace is better than here
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You wanna talk about not bieng read Your rights
try living with no rights
no life
the gestapo puppeteers
ha
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Roses are red
Violins are too
the devil is so hot
It could break my heart into
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Come on crazy guy Ginas sisters not done messin with Your mind yet
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You are not enough of a whore for me
when police get there and take away the people for nothing I leave without You and do not even care or think of your name because You think You are so funny
what is funny about wasting time until there is no more time
You have nothing for me
I have the words you left which mean nothing because they are lies
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And in the night
Your riddles eat thru the lies
there is no violin in Your hand
and no truth to love no where to stand
answers quickly cover the fact that
the feeling You threw away
will keep coming back

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Wasted on Your Heart

From My scripts You read thru the night
my intrest You gained
with my lines
and Your attempts to parody failed this time
when the truth could have been on our side
it is not You who has thrown away tomorrow
and I believe it will still be just as cold as frozen barbed wire cutting into the skin ripping the flesh slowly

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Tonight the rain falls from the dark skies
the fires gone,I still see Your eyes
like violins left to collect dust
it is Your heart that deceives us
No star shines upon Your lies
told very well with humour on Your side
and will there ever be another waste of time
theres no one to love You all can die

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"I bet Yer names not even Shelly Jelly Belly" Johnny Hollywood said as he got on his horse and rode into the sunset.
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Winner Winner Winner
Miss Halloween 2005
Heidi
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Johnny Hollywoods Momma entered her nasty ass troll looking bitches in the beauty contest thinking she was going to win something,Yeah right maybe the ugliest prostitute on the planet contest.

"Why don't You have them bitches put to sleep,for fucks sake?" Said Johnny Hollywoods landscaper in perfect english.
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happy halloween Johnny knoxville and johnny hollywood
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"Johnny F.N.Hollywood went down to welfare proper to see why the Fuck He ain't gots no link card yet and theys told his lilly white ass to take a seat,Thats when it happened, Love at first sight,He seen Sweet Bertha sitting there with a bag of dirty laundry and He knew He was in Love this time fer real.
As it turned out both them lovebirds last names started with the same letter of the alphabit so they both shared the same welfare casework.

"What a coininky-dink" Sweet Bertha said as she scratched her fat ass.

Things was really looking up for Johnny Hollywood today.
"All this here Biotch needs is a bath." Johnny Hollywood told the doorman without giving him a tip.
The doorman just shook his head Yes and said "MMM MMM MM!"

Johnny Hollywood was the proudest welfare reciepant in the entire building.

The next morning cold hearted Johnny Hollywood took the biotch down to the Salvation Army for breakfast time vittles and left her ass eating a bowl of watered grits that had a bug crawling around in it.
Without no get away driver Johnny Hollywood abandoned her and threw away the best thing that ever happened to him the whole week but then again it was only tuesday." Doctor Catsburger told the bum sitting next to him in the clinic waiting room while they waited.
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"Johnny Hollywood Releases the Hostage"

Johnny Hollywood got off the interstate because it was raining to hard he was three hundred mile from home and decieded to wait it out until he could see ten feet in front of him and maybe reast an hour or so,By the morning light the rain was still coming down in buckets but You could see in front of You so Johnny Hollywood started back onto the on ramp when Johnny Hollywood spots a dumb biotch standing in the rain.
He pulls over and says "Where You going?"

"To sell my food stamps."She tells him.
So he takes he to the grocery store she goes in and buys a bag of potato chips and gets back in Johnny Hollywoods primer black 1979 firebird and they hit the highway to go up North.


"So when did they let You out?" Johnny Hollywood asks the tard.

The dumb bitch tells Johnny Hollywood she has people in Wisconsin and He says Chicago is not to far away.

So when they gets to Chicagoland now people She has a change up in her story and has no one no where.
Oh No Johnny Hollywood thinks,this here biotch ain't no keeper.

So when Johnny Hollywood talked it over with the second guitarist during that time they think it'll be a good ideal to duct tape a camera to the tard head while they have the reunion jam, but as fate would have it someone stole the gosh dogged camera.

They jam anyway,even making tapes.
evry band member gets a tape each different,each a different part of the jam,whatever sense that makes.

two days later Johnny Hollywood woos the tard in the living room floor again and says hes gotta take a bath solo.
Tard says "I wanna listen to the tape"

Johnny Hollywood says "O.K. but dont You touch the tape player I will play it for You."

Johnny F.N. Hollywood goes and turns on the water in the tub comes out because he forgot a towel and the tard bitch is already erasing the band tape in a matter of seconds.

"O.K. no more tapes,assmunch" Johnny Hollywood tells the tard.

After a shower Johnny Hollywood tells the tard to get her stuff they are going on a road trip since he only had three bucks to his name it was going to be a short one.

It was a short one alright,Johnny Hollywood didn't have enough gas to get this dumb bitch over the line into Wisconsin so he left her at the truckstop at route forty one and route twenty one proper.

Where a half hour later to Johnny Hollywoods surprise Johnny Hollywoods Momma recovered the tard and took her to Catbox Carrols whore house in Rondout.
Catbox Carrol says"No, That bitch is to damn stupid to Ho around these parts,no vacancys" and slams the fucking door.
So Johnny Hollywoods Momma says he can rebuild her and took her to the psychward in Libertybell to get her cured enough to work her ass and pay some of the bills.
But sadly enough the Hospital in Libertybell released the tard without notifieing Johnny Hollywoods Momma and there went the goose that laid the golden eggs.

Meanwhile Johnny Hollywoods Granny told family members all over the country that Johnny Hollywood was having premartial sex with uncle somebodys daughter that disappeared years ago because they was within ten years of the same age.

"That bitch is to stupid to be from this family Grandma" Johnny Hollywood told his Granny.

"I know but it makes the story sound better" Johnny Hollywoods Grandma told him.
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The preacher called Johnny Hollywoods estate and talked to his landscaper "You tell that Johnny Hollywood its probably not a good ideal to have "I'll love You even after Your fat in the wedding vows." "

"Hey No speak it" Johnny Hollywoods landscaper replied.
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Sweet Bertha was getting upset with Johnny hollywood openly in public chasing after the hottest blonde in sight and she was homesick for the trailer park where her Momma lived and started ragging on Johnny Hollywood to get her back to her Momma whar the sewage run straight into the creek like its supposed too.

Johnny Hollywood didn't know what to do,Seeing as how this heres the North and they general don't run the plumbing straight out the in back yard into the creek,not even in the finest trailer courts,and not even in the ones over by the airport.

"Why sweet Bertha,I do got a surprise fer Ya,I was saving fer the holidays but seeing as how you got so upset You can have them now."Johnny Hollywood said as He wiped Sweet Berthas tears from her cheeks.

"So Your gonna stop trying to get up with hot little blondes dressed like satan?"Asked Sweet Bertha.

"No, I can't promise You that because if I thought fer a minute that girl would want to start honeymooning wit me I would drop your fat ass like it wasn't hot, but as I was coming home from work the other day I spotted two nice five gallon buckets on the side of the road and I thought You could use on as a commode and one fer your bidet like those times when You cant get in the outhouse because I done taped Jennifer Annistons face picture over
the swiss miss girls face on the container and I
...I mean I think about You Sweet Bertha." Johnny Hollywood said as he showed Sweet Bertha his ass crack union plumber style and wiped off the five gallon buckets that would somehow save his marriage {He hoped}.

"I don't want no damn buckets" Sweet Bertha said as she kicked the nice five gallon buckets out the trailer door.

"Sweet Bertha what'll the dang neighbors say" Johnny Hollywood shouted in a panic.

"I'm to damn cultured up to shit in no five gallon bucket,Johnny Hollywood" Said Sweet Bertha as ahe pulled up her shoulder strap on her overalls.

"Fuck it,I'll take yer fat ass back home to Momma and find me a new spousual unit proper." Johnny Hollywood said.


"Yeah and I bet You already got one picked out,You bastard" Sweet Bertha said as she started to cry.

"Oh fuck You and Fuck the annerexics,You know fer shure shes gonna pork up in another ten years but Love never lasts that long and the marriage should be over by then anyway,unless You know this bitch is so damn hot I might even stay with her forever"Johnny Hollywood said as he looked fer his divorce attorneys phone number in his wallet.
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Johnny Hollywoo forgot all about Sweet Bertha as He tried to get a real estate update with the Devil,because the girl is Hot,Hot,Hot.
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Fuck The Police


Fuck the Police

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The contest was over before it started,I mean there was no way what so ever anything was going to change, and You know Travis and how he maintains his brain.

The
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Houston we have Uh.....
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Oh You are so very funny,Illinois Street
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I'm done playing mindfuck
who are you who am I
who could possibly care at all
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the game

You must forget about me
there is nothing You have that is healthy
and there is nothing I have anymore
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"Johnny Hollywoods Momma seemed to be expecting a little to much,now this troll biotch she be pimping "Lori" looked like a damn leperkon that got hit in the face with a train load of nuclear waste and it caught fire and they tried to put it out by dropping more bombs on it and Johnny Hollywoods Momma thought she was gonna be slinging some mental patient Ho who was damaged goods,It is suspected that a damn ugly tree fell on her three asses,not counting her face ass that makes four,thats why they call her four ass Lori." Said the scratch and sniff skank of the Catbox.

"Well Shes also got Aids victim Lilli in the line up"
Said the security guard at the gate of the monkey farm.
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Johnny Hollywood had to accept delievery on this last mail order bride as soon as he dreamed her
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"An Ode to Sweet Bertha"

Sweet Bertha,Sweet Bertha
Your the one fer me

Sweet Bertha, Sweet Bertha
the one and only dream

Sweet Bertha,Sweet Bertha
I can't lie to You

You know I've always had
them same ol' Sweet Bertha blues
The same ol' Sweet Bertha blues
only one my heart ever knowed
now shes gone thats the way
it don't have to go
no

I tried to love another
it couldn't last

I found bitches a lot younger
who never had a chance

I held Ho's that had lotsa money
it wasn't the same

as when I held Sweet Bertha

Sweet Bertha,Sweet Bertha
Your the one fer me

Sweet Bertha, Sweet Bertha
the one and only dream

Sweet Bertha,Sweet Bertha
I can't lie to You

You know I've always had
them same ol' Sweet Bertha blues
The same ol' Sweet Bertha blues
only one my heart ever knowed
now shes gone thats the way
it don't have to go
no
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"Unfreckled"

This heres the one
I could fall in love with
and she ain't got no freckles at tall
wait a minute Ya all
I think I sees one after all
and theres another and another one too
it don't matter cause shes so dang hot
even without them high heel shoes
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Untethered

Authentic Freedom…It's not real independence if another owns the key
For she who knocks on doors needs those inside to hear her plea

It's not authentic freedom with an overseer there
For he who cannot come and go must always live in fear

It's not actual adulthood if you can't make your own choice
For she who has the final word is she who owns your voice

Autonomy's not absolute if others mind the purse
and freedom's not a thing a simple check can reimburse

And ownership is just a farce without a deed to touch
no asset's yours to save you when you find you're in a clutch

You can't say that you're in control if not behind the wheel
down any road of whim your life's direction's theirs to steal

You just can't say you're walking when those crutches stop your fall
I'd give up walking upright bound, if free I'd have to crawl


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In the parking spot Sweet Bertha was waiting for in front of the courthouse was Johnny Hollywoods Momma bieng arrested and not bieng read her rights.

Sweet Berthas lapdances helped him forget his other problems until his knee gave out.

Johnny Hollywoods was drinking his new drink he made up from a jug.
He passed it to sweet Bertha and she would pass it back.
Then She says "Whats in here?"

"Its called catbox" Johnny Hollywood said.

Sweet Bertha got mad,Her face turned red and she kicked Johnny Hollywood in the knee."Dont You play mindfuck with me,like I'm some nasty squall you picked up in an alley,I'll whoop ya."

Johnny Hollywood knew if this Jerry Springer type of Domesticafacation kept up he was not gonna be eating Sweet Berthas gravy and bisquits fer dinnertime vittles tonight if You know what I mean.
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"Sweet Bertha was looking for a place to park that air conditioned John Deere tractor where it wouldn't get towed away, when there they was right in the middle of the street ,right in front of the couthouse Johnny Hollywoods Momma did a flying tiger kick sailing thru the air six feet off the ground as her foot crushed "Sheffields" throat,Sheffields kroakee days just became longer and the raggedy assed bitch never won another compitition,alright so she never won one before that either,whos keeping score?"Said Johnny Hollywoods camera ma'am.
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Sweet Bertha And Johnny Hollywood shared the same seat as Sweet Bertha drove the air conditioned John Deere tractor thru the towns square on the way to the couthouse to get a marriage license so they could marry up proper because they was in love like you and me bitch.
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The city slicker attorney ran up to Johnny Hollywoods Mommas pimp mobile shouting "Mrs. Dupree, Mrs. Dupree!"

"It ain't Dupree Mother Fucker,Its the pimp master biotch" Johnny Hollywoods Momma said as she straightened her fuzzy Hat with a feather sticking out of the top and started spinning her cane.

The Attorney backed up and said "Mrs. Dupree,I can get You out of this.

"I don't know,You just want my money so You can make Your beamer payment and these trolls I been working are the ugliest womenfolk this here mountians ever seen,I think the womens in prison have to be better looking maybe I can find some work on the inside."Johnny Hollywoods Momma told the gold digging bastard.

"Yeah, but You cant have white wall tires in the big house,Rocky"The attorney said.
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I call 'em as I see them and some I don't call at all

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"One of Johnny F.N.Hollywoods Mommas working girls,To be more specific,Troll number four had for some reason took a liking to Johnny Hollywood and wanted to get up with him but Johnny Hollywood had standards and every since Sweet Bertha done got gone he did have to lower them standards a bit, but not that damn much by any means." Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker told the bouncer who had passed out ten minutes ago.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051026/ hl_nm/pot_cancer_dc
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The holy lord Jesus was a DOA
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Conversion is that part of salvation in which one turns to God in repentance and faith.

It consists of two elements: Repentance and Faith



I. The element of Repentance:


A. The importance of repentance:
The Scriptures lay much stress on the preaching of repentance.

1) The Old Testament prophets…
(a) Deut. 30:10
(b) Jer. 8:6
(c) Ezek. 14:6

2) The New Testament...
(a) Christ…(Matt. 4:17)
(b) John the Baptist…(Matt. 3:2)
(c) Peter...(Acts 2:38)
(d) Paul…(Acts 20:21)


B. Meaning of repentance:
That gracious act of God in which through means of His words and His ways sinners are converted from sin unto salvation.

1) The intellectual element…
A change of view…
(a) Sin: personal guilt
(b) Self: one who is defiled & helpless
(c) God: one who demands righteousness

2) The emotional element…
A change of feeling…
(a) Sorrow for sin…(Lk. 7:37-8:50)
(b) Desire for pardon…(11 Cor. 7:9-10)

3) The volitional element…
A change of will, disposition & purpose…
(a) Inward turning from sin
(b) Seek pardon from sin…(Matt. 7:21)
C. The means of repentance:

1) The Word of God…(Matt. 12:41; Lk. 16:30-31)

2) The goodness of God…(Rom. 2:4)

3) The chastisement of God…(Heb. 12:10)

4) Belief of the truth…(Jonah 3:5-10)

5) New vision of God…(Job 42:5)



II. The element of Faith:


A. The importance of faith:

1) Important to sinners…
(a) Concerning salvation…(Rom. 5:1)
(b) Concerning the Spirit…(Gal. 3:5)
(c) Concerning sanctification…(Acts 26:18)
(d) Concerning standing…(11 Cor. 1:24)

2) Important to saints…
(a) Concerning their outlook…(11 Cor. 5:7)
(b) Concerning their overcoming…(1 Jn. 5:4)

3) Important to sovereignty…(Heb. 11:6)

4) Important to service…
(a) Mark 2:3-5; 6:5
(b) Acts 14:9
(c) James 5:15

5) Important to supplication…(Matt. 15:28)


B. The meaning of faith:
An act of the heart: believing.
Hope is desire plus the element of expectation because of knowledge and assurance.

1) The intellectual element…
Belief in the truth…
(a) John 3:2, 36
(b) Rom. 10:14
2) The emotional element…
The heart affected by the truth…
(a) Luke 18:13
(b) John 7:31
(c) Acts 2:37, 41

3) The voluntary element…
Acceptance of truth involving abdication and appropriation…
(a) Abdication…(Matt. 11:28-29; Rom. 10:9)
(b) Appropriation…(John 1:12; 6:47)


C. The source of faith:

1) The divine side…
(a) Heb. 12:2
(b) Eph. 2:8-9

2) The human side…
Faith is that gracious act of God that is inwrought and increased by means of the words of faith and works of faith.
(a) Spoken word produces faith…(Rom. 5:1)
(b) Written word produces faith
(c) Prayer produces faith…(Mark 9:24; Lk. 22:32)
(d) Exercise of faith will increase it…(Matt. 25:29)


D. The results of faith:

1) Salvation…(Rom. 5:1)

2) Assurance…(Rom. 8:16)

3) Good works…(Eph. 2:10)


**Assurance is a Christian’s full conviction that through the work of Christ alone received by faith, he is in possession of a salvation in which he will be eternally kept.

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Get to Work!

God is not unjust; he will not forget your work and the love you have shown him as you have helped his people and continue to help them. We want each of you to show this same diligence to the very end, in order to make your hope sure. We do not want you to become lazy, but to imitate those who through faith and patience inherit what has been promised.

Hebrews 6:10-12 NIV

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We continually remember before our God and Father your work produced by faith, your labor prompted by love, and your endurance inspired by hope in our Lord Jesus Christ. For we know, brothers loved by God, that he has chosen you, because our gospel came to you not simply with words, but also with power, with the Holy Spirit and with deep conviction.

1 Thessalonians 1:3-5 NIV

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Go to the ant, thou sluggard;
consider her ways, and be wise...
How long wilt thou sleep, O sluggard?
when wilt thou arise out of thy sleep?

Yet a little sleep, a little slumber,
a little folding of the hands to sleep:
So shall thy poverty come as one that travelleth,
and thy want as an armed man.

Proverbs 6:6,9-11 KJV

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Chapter Seventy-Three

"Johnny Hollywood goes drinking with the Negroes"


Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker bieng from the South side was so happy the Chicago White Sox won she was bouncing on the two bar stools she was sitting on.

"Is that supposed to be better?"Johnny F.N.Hollywood asked.

"Better than what?" Asked Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker.

"Is the Chicago White Sox winning the world series supposed to be better than Muff Muff wearing that white striped Sosa shirt and those blue shorts?HA HA HA,I was born on the Northside" Said Johnny Hollywood.

"I thought You was born in a roach coach?" Johnny Hollywoods Welfare Caseworker asked.

"I was born on a Lunch Truck, in a lunch truck on the North side" Johnny Hollywood said as he laughed.

"He's so prejudice he cant even enjoy baseball" Said Lissette the hot mishedgeinated babe as she gave Johnny Hollywood a lapdance and whispered in his ear some shit about "its how you wiggle it,or where You wiggle it?" Who knows, her whispers are so sloppy wet and hot breath,announciation is not a factor anymore.

Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker drank up Johnny F.N. Hollywoods last five dollars and snuck out the back door of the tavern.

Johnny Hollywood laughed and pulled another fiver outta his boot and ordered another one.

Sweet Bertha shook it for Johnny but since he only had five bucks he didnt tip her her it,He was afraid that would interfere with his drinking.

As soon as that five dollars was gone He pulled out another,and Sweet Bertha stopped shaking it.
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The Judge gave Johnny Hollywoods Momma a recognance bond and she signed out proper.
As soon as she hit the streets she went looking for the trolls she had been hustling and beat them black and blue for not bonding her out right quick,Then she lost two more weeks of work and had to sign up on unemployment.
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Johnny Hollywood waited to long again and had to rent the weed whacker to cut down some of that hair growing on Sweet Berthas backside it was so wild and thick like a briar patch that Johnny Hollywood ended up paying for the damages that have occured while he was attempting to shave Berthas back hairs
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Johnny F.N. Hollywood sat at the Judges table drinking and getting lapdance after lapdance whan out of nowhere he yells "Disquailfied,I'm keeping this one for me!"

"What do You mean disquailified? SLAP" Honey said.

"I mean Winner Winner Winner,And I'm marring Her for real" Johnny Hollywood said as a fine example of bieng pussy whipped,and happy about it too!

"Its all rigged" said the Cross threaded lesbian mafia union l eader.
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Johnny F.N.Hollywood sat at the Judges table by himself.
There were cards with numbers on them, sandwiches and drinks.

"They shuffle by and I get paid to view them and tell Ya which one is hot" Johnny F.N.Hollywood said to the big bulldyke wearing the lumberjack shirt who was building the runway for the super models to turn circles on.
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Johnny Hollywoods Momma was slapping the nasty whores around in the street where she shoots dice,
when the po po showed
and it was to late to let go.

Granny took off her sunbrero and tried to cover the uzi up with it.

In seconds Johnny Hollywoods Momma was handcuffed and on the hood of a crown vic a couple of minutes later Momma and her fur coat full of sringes was on the way to the lock up.

Thats when Mammas nasty tribe of troll Ho's started looking towards Johnny Hollywood for some kinda guidance.

"Oh no it aint me babe, I can't be elected, I ain't even runnin'"Johnny Hollywood aka the artist formly known as shoeshine told the warted trolls again and again.

"I swear to God the one bitches face looked like one of the seven dwarfs." Johnny Hollywood said into the cell phone trying to find the ugly woman contest a new substitute pimp so he wouldn't have to do it.You can bet He listened to a dial tone.
Johnny F.N.Hollywood was starting to really worry,He had his own problems and a tribe of homeless troll Ho's wasn't one of them.
More importantly now his own Mother was in county and thats where his favorite no ass anerexic albino crackwhore was too,He knew things could really take a turn for the worse if Momma got a hold of his very favorite no ass anerexic albino crackwhore."What if she turns her out" He thought.He didn't need this kind of stress,what with a new Cat Box poem coming out any day now and even You know He already had to contend with the likes of The Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union and thier evil ways, Then he had the Bertha problem which was really getting out of hand with everyone becoming Bertha now,So I'm sorry to say the troll project found its way to the back burner fast.
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Johnny Hollywood bought the book the radio station sells with the tablature to everyone of the twenty songs the radio station plays. When he got back to the Jerry Springer Estates Trailer Court he was in some deep shit with his supermodel.

"Why do you waste money like this Johnny Hollywood I could have had my nails done,did You get the music to the commercials too?" Asked Miss 2005.
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why do You keep bothering me if Your my soulmate prove it
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Johnny Hollywood sat at the bar and stared at the clock.

Albinoesque Yoko whispered into his ear "Your the best liar I know,Griengo"

"At least You quit calling me Geroge" Johnny Hollywood said .

"Honkey Yokes" was looking good Mother Fucker I mean the Ho is Hot.

Johnny Hollywood wanted Yoko so bad,but he didn't have no hundred bucks, but he had LOVE.
"Yoko don't give no fuck" Said this Yoko hotter than Johnny Hollywoods truck.

Johnny Hollywood dont give no fuck neither Johnny Hollywood aka the artist formly known as shoe shine had to get the Ho a ring right quick before she got away he tried everything ,He wanted to knock her up to slow her down make her smoke more so she couldnt run away for fucks sake and in the name of love.

Johnny F.N. Hollywood was planning to marry up to the Hottest Yoko ever and he lived in a twelve foot deep six foot by eight foot hole in the sidewalk on Madison Avenue,there no way even if the bitch aint been cultured at tall ,shes gonna wanna cohabatate wit Mr. Hollywoods in the biblical sense like he had previously hoped in a hole in the sidewalk and asking her "come on baby aint you skreet?" aint gonna help it none.

"Johnny Francis Nicolas Hollywood AKA the artist formly known as shoeshine needed a crib asap so it looked like he needed a yob asap" Said Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker, as she ate the bowl of pretzels sitting in front of Johnny Hollywood that was going to be his lunch and dinner,Then she made shure Johnny Hollywood noticed her finishing her drink so that he could replensh it in a timely fashion.

Johnny Hollywoods mother was at the other end of the bar preaching to her womenfolk drawing out tonights plays on the chalkboard refering to the playbook as if it was the word of God.

Johnny Hollywood was shure he could get one of them bitches for a fraction of the price but look at how nasty them bitches are,God Damn thats UGLY.

Johnny Hollywoods Auntie was in a corner booth she was one of the founding members of the cross threaded lesbian mafia union and he knew there was going to be trouble now,and Johnny Hollywood was all broke up about the fact that all these nasty looking biotches was accutully doing better wit the womens than he was cause all he had was one and thats all he wanted but that bitch was fine and these old nasty ass hogs got all kinds of womens.
"What is the deal?"J.F.N.H. AKA The artist formally known as Shoeshine asked
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Johnny Hollywood and Sweet Bertha's plane went down back in the big one,You know WWII, so theys was lost at sea and luckily got war-shed up on the beach of this here island.
There was no whar fer Sweet Bertha to put on her make up and thats when Johnny Hollywoods first noticed that this here very lovely contestant aint needing no make up and don't need no make overs either.


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As a publicity stunt Johnny Hollywood alias the artist formally known as Shoe shine wanted to jump from the biggest fattest nastiest biotch in the entire trailer park with a burning accoustic guitar in his hand playing his Big abortion ballad "Nina"

"Damn Shoeshines,Yous gotta quit spliffn' and trippin'
My nizzle" Said Johnny Hollywoods new improved five foot two eyes of blue blonde wifey pooh
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roses are red violets are blue
sweet Bertha ain't nothing baby
compared to You
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I love this channel
its the best for Sweet Bertha stories
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Sweet Bertha stood in the Crossroads like an Angel from heaven,
Johnny Hollywoods was scoping on her ponytail,cause this heres the bitch he wants to nail.

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Johnny Hollywood aka The artist formly known as "Shoeshine" made a little shoeshine box in wood shop and went out and tried to make a living as a shoeshiner down at the station,He failed miserably,So He made the shoeshine kit into a lamp and Gave it to Sweet Bertha to sit on her night stand proper.

"I'm sorry I could not even come close to making the kinda money a lady like You needs fer a ring there Buttercups, But I'm gonna be a gosh dawged Rock star when we get to Nashville." Johnny Hollywood said as He splintered his Banjo Johnny Hollywood style.
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"Gina Shmoopee"

What about my Gina shmoopee
what about that girl
what about my Gina shmoopee
there no one else in the whole wide world
that I wanna
That I wanna
That I wanna
come sniffing round
listen to her giggle sounds
come sniffing round
look into her eyes
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Thats all I AM TO You just a fuck after all weve been thru thats all it means I thought we were to start a family together or have a goldfish as our pet .shure I'm gonna fuck You three to six times a day but You were going to cook my every meal and do my laundry and not fuck other dudes ,your looking for me ,yeah.
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The missing link is my girl my girl my girl talking about my girl my gir l
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Jerry Springer Marathon

Johnny Hollywood aka the artist formly known as shoeshine walked into the strip club and thar was sweet Bertha, she had dollar bills hanging out her drawers and she was dancing around with her tattoos showing sliding on a pole and slithering around on the bar like a damn floozy.

"You told me you was going to plow the feilds around,Sweet Bertha,How come You lied to me?" Shoeshine asked almost in tears.

"Well You told me Ya all was going to look fer work and yer down here trying to pick up ho's" Sweet Bertha retorted.
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Sweet Bertha was sorry she ever throwed Johnny Hollywood out and had been looking for him for so long it was breaking her heart,She was driving along reading names on the mailboxes when she found a postal jeep sitting on the roadside and as she pulled up to it the driver spit out a big hunk of chewwin' tobbacky

"Yeppers I knowed whar shoeshine lives in that thar GMC
van on the second story of the Chevy junkpile in the boneyard with kins and thar ain't no wind -ders niether" Said Johnny Hollywoods postal worker as she cleaned her shotgun on the side of the road.
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And GOD hath saveth the blonde for ME! CatBox 4:20
Blonde is of the heavens The red head is the devil
The white album #9 .25

her wings and her bunny ears are those of a hot blonde goddess and I thirst Now
Travis 25 Lake Shore Drive

Her bitchings are those unheard with looks that reprogram thought melting number one

Let me check Your cat box baby
The bible page one

This bitch is saucy
schwing 101
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I'm saving myself for when I get mar ried
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Sweetass Day with Sweet Ass Bertha,Yeah Baby!MMM MMMM!

Shoeshine ,err,Johnny Hollywood woke up in Sweat Bertha's stall again,hung over,busting headache,and stuck under Sweet Berthas two right legs,apparently She must have wanted to spoon during the night and this kind of cuddling was now causing undue stress on the realationshit.
The horseflies that swarmed around Sweet Bertha's ass stung like a mother fucker when they bit and then she would swat her tail across Shoeshines back,face,ass where ever the tail landed, she didn't seem to care to much.
Shoeshine could now remember passing a sugarcube back and forth between his and sweet Berthas luscous lips,little by litle it was coming back to him now.
Johnny Hollywood or Shoeshine to You found his soulmate,and like every other shitty guitar player his search for a big fat nasty bitch to move in with for the winter so he would have a place to practice indoors was now over.

Johnny Hollywood planned to hang his hat in Sweet Berthas stall until the following spring.
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Sweetass Day with Sweet Ass Bertha,Yeah Baby!MMM MMMM!

Shoeshine ,err,Johnny Hollywood woke up in Sweat Bertha's stall again,hung over,busting headache,and stuck under Sweet Berthas two right legs,apparently She must have wanted to spoon during the night and this kind of cuddling was now causing undue stress on the realationshit.
The horseflies that swarmed around Sweet Bertha's ass stung like a mother fucker when they bit and then she would swat her tail across Shoeshines back,face,ass where ever the tail landed, she didn't seem to care to much.
Shoeshine could now remember passing a sugarcube back and forth between his and sweet Berthas luscous lips,little by litle it was coming back to him now.
Johnny Hollywood or Shoeshine to You found his soulmate,and like every other shitty guitar player his search for a big fat nasty bitch to move in with for the winter so he would have a place to practice indoors was now.

Johnny Hollywood planned to hang his hat in Sweet Berthas stall until the following spring.
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i have now im LQQKing for you so i can
fuck you
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Fuck You and w3px
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hail mary full of grace please help me forget his face
I just love him so much that I can still feel his touch
my only wish for tonight is that he dream with me until daylight
whereever he is now mother mary make him think of me ......
I need him now more than ever so let him know now that I know he is the one with the mother whose name is heather
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I like the weed but not the girls
and I think I just read the second co ming
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In this study, Supralapsarianism will be considered hyper-Calvinism. Sublaparianism will convey the following 5 points…

GOD:

1) Decreed to create man
2) Decreed to permit the fall
3) To provide in Christ redemption sufficient for all
4) To elect some to salvation
5) To send the Holy Spirit to apply salvation


1) To elect some to salvation
2) Decreed to create man
3) Decreed to permit the fall
4) To provide in Christ redemption sufficient for all
5) To send the Holy Spirit to apply salvation




I. The doctrine of Election


A. The definition of election:
His choice from eternity past to salvation in Christ of all whom He foreknew


B. Election based on prescience:
Divine sovereignty and human responsibility are kept balanced when considered in light of omniscience.

1) Arguments for election:

(a) Biblical inclusiveness:
Christ died for all
(1) Jn. 3:15-16
(2) 11 Cor. 5:15
(3) 1 Tim. 2:6
(4) 1 Jn. 2:2; 4:14
(5) Rev. 22:17

(b) Biblical incitements:
(1) To repent: God gives repentance…
(Acts 2:38, 5:31, 11:18; Luke 13:1-5)
(2) To believe: God gives faith…
(Rom. 10:17, 12:2; Acts 30:31; James 1:17; Jn. 6:29)

(c) Scripture bases election on foreknowledge:
Foreknowledge is logically first before election and is the basis for election…(Rom. 8:28-30)

(d) Biblical injustice:
God makes the same provisions for all.

(e) Biblical incentives:
If all men are lost but within reach of salvation, then there is incentive to reach them.

2) Arguments against election:

(a) It is arbitrary:
God is said to arbitrarily give some to Christ.

(b) God alone gives man to Christ:
The power comes from the cross…(Jn. 12:32)

(c) God works for a sinner’s good within him:
(Jn. 5:40 shows the denial of some to be used)

(d) God is said to have chosen Jacob over Esau:
—National Privilege

(e) Some are appointed to eternal life:
Appointed from God**Passive**
(Acts 13:48)(As many as set themselves))

(f) God chooses the elect:
He grants prevenient grace to all.

(g) Repentance and faith are gifts of God:
God calls all to repent, thus all are capable.

(h) If man chooses to be saved, they can make the choice to become unsaved.
**Salvation is all of God. What He chooses to do in election, He determines to accomplish in predestination…(Isa. 14:24)


C. Election based on choice:
(what God chose to do apart from man)
That sovereign act of God in which He chose certain to be saved and that apart from anything that He foresaw in or about them.

1) Arguments for this view of election:

(a) Biblical statements:
(1) Gal. 4:9
(2) Eph. 1:5
(3) 1 Thess. 1:4

(b) Salvation is a gift of God:
(1) Eph. 2:8-9
(2) Rom. 4:1-4; 12:3

(c) God draws man to Christ:
Jn. 6:44

(d) The sovereign call of God:
(1) Jeremiah…(Jer. 1:5)
(2) Paul…(Acts 9; Gal. 1:15)

(e) The reason for the appeal to a godly life:
(1) Col. 3:12
(2) 11 Thess. 2:13

(f) Election is from eternity past:
11 Tim. 1:9

(g) From experience:
Christians universally thank God for their salvation.

2) Objections to this view of election:

(a) It makes foreknowledge and election virtually the same.

(b) If election is limited, then so is atonement.

(c) It makes God responsible for reprobation.

(d) This election discourages evangelism.
(1) Christ commanded us to evangelize…(Acts 1:8)
(2) Evangelism gives encouragement.
(3) God’s love gives evangelical motivation…(11 Cor. 5:14, 20)

(e) It portrays God as partial and arbitrary.

(f) It instills pride within the elect.
Choose—Eklegomai:
Select or Choose
Luke 9:35; Acts 15:7

Elect—Eklektos:
Select or Choose
Matt. 20:16, 1 Tim. 5:21

Called—Kaletos:
Summons or Call by name
1 Pet. 2:9; 5:10; 1 Tim. 6:12

Foreknowledge—Prognosko:
To know something beforehand…”intimately”
11 Pet. 3:17; Rom. 8:29

Predestinate—Prooridzo:
To decide beforehand or To mark out ahead of time
Acts 4:28; 1 Cor. 2:7

Purpose—Prothesis:
Idea or Thought ahead of time…”will”
Rom. 8:28, 9:11; Eph. 1:11, 3:11; 11 Tim. 1:9



Oneness of God:

One—Echad: God—Elohim:
A collective one
“The Lord is one”…Deut. 6:1-9—v. 4



Oneness of Being:

God does not need anything outside
Himself to exist.



Oneness of Will:

Anything outside the will of God either
does not exist or is another god.


“Balance is the great need in considering this doctrine…
Grace concerns: Origins Responsibility concerns: Reactions”


II. The doctrine of Vocation:


A. Vocation defined:
That gracious act of God in which He calls men to repentance and faith through God-ordained channels.

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I. His relationship to the World


A. In Creation and Preservation:

1) In creation
(a) Gen. 1:2
(b) Job 26:13
(c) Ps. 33:6

2) In preservation
(a) Ps. 104:30
(b) Eph. 1:13, 14


B. In the affairs of Non-Believers:

1) His sovereign ministry
He actively works through men to accomplish His purpose.

2) His witnessing to unbelievers
(a) Jn. 15:26
(b) Jn. 16:8
(c) Acts 8:26-40
(d) Rom. 1:18-20

3) He restrains evil
(11 Thess. 2:6-8)
Godly people are a restraint to evil.
**So are conscience, daylight and government**



II. His relationship to Scripture and to Christ


A. To Scripture:


1) He is the author of Scripture
(a) 11 Tim. 3:16
(b) 11 Pet. 1:21
(c) Rev. 2:7

2) He is the interpreter of Scripture
(a) Eph. 1:17 with Isa. 11:2
(b) Jn. 16:13, 14
(c) 1 Cor. 2:12, 13


B. To Christ:

1) The efficient cause of Jesus’ conception…(Luke 1:35)

2) Anointed by the Spirit…(Matt. 3:16)

3) Empowered by the Spirit…(Jn. 3:34)

4) Active in Christ’s crucifixion and resurrection…(Heb. 9:14),(Rom. 1:4)



III. His relationship to the Believer


A. The work of the Spirit at Salvation:

1) He regenerates…(1 Cor. 6:11)

2) He indwells…(1 Cor. 6:15, 19)

3) He baptizes…(1 Cor. 12:13)

4) He seals…(Eph. 4:30; 11 Cor. 1:22)

B. The continuing work of the Spirit:

1) He fills
(a) General filling…(Eph. 5:18)
(1) Control
(2) Growth
(3) Maturation
(b) Special filling…(Acts 4:8)
2) He guides
(a) In discipline…(Acts 5:9)
(b) In direction…(Acts 8:29)
(c) In appointment…(Acts 13:2)
(d) In decisions…(Acts 15:28)
(e) In prohibitions…(Acts 16:6)

3) He empowers
**The “SECRET” of victory for God**
(a) Zech. 4:6
(b) Gal. 5:16, 17
(c) 11 Cor. 10:4-5

4) He teaches
(a) Jn. 14:26; 16:13
(b) 1 Jn. 2:20, 27
(c) 1 Cor. 2:13

5) He cautions
(a) He is grieved by personal sin…(Eph. 4:30)
(b) He is tempted by lying…(Acts 5:9)
(c) He is insulted by minimizing the efficacy of Christ’s blood…(Heb. 10:29)
(d) He is quenched by stifling or suppressing His voice…(1 Thess. 5:19)
(e) He is resisted by disobeying His witness…(Acts 7:51)



IV. His relationship in the Godhead


A. To the Father:
(1 Cor. 2:11)


B. To the Son:
(Jn. 16:7)


C. In blasphemy:

1) Not of the Son…(Matt. 12:31)

2) A real possibility today

3) Essential Elements—Knowingly / Defamation…it will never be repented

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colourful clues on the concrete
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"Are You Going to be My Girl"

Go!!

So 1,2,3, take my hand and come with me
because you look so fine
and i really wanna make you mine.

I say you look so fine
that I really wanna make you mine.

Oh, 4,5,6 c'mon and get your kicks
now you dont need that money
when you look like that, do ya honey.

Big black boots,
long blonde hair,
she's so sweet
with her get back stare.

Well I could see,
you home with me,
that you were with another man, yea!
I know we,
ain't got much to say,
before I let you get away, yea!
I said, are you gonna be my girl?

Well, so 1,2,3, take my hand and come with me
because you look so fine
and i really wanna make you mine.

I say you look so fine
that I really wanna make you mine.

Oh, 4,5,6 c'mon and get your kicks
now you dont need that money
with a face like that, do ya.

Big black boots,
long blonde hair,
she's so sweet
with her get back stare.

Well I could see,
you home with me,
that you were with another man, yea!
I know we,
ain't got much to say,
before I let you get away, yea!
I said, are you gonna be my girl?

Oh yea. Oh yea. C'mon!
I could see,
you home with me,
that you were with another man, yea!
I know we,
ain't got much to say,
before I let you get away, yea!
Uh, be my girl.
Be my girl.
Are you gonna be my girl?! Yea
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Has Anybody Seen My Gal

Five foot two, eyes of blue,
oh, what those five feet could do:
has anybody seen my gal?

Turned-up nose, turned-down hose
Flapper? Yes sir, one of those
Has anybody seen my gal?

Well, if you run into a five-foot-two
covered with pearls,
Diamond rings, all those things,
Bet your life it isn't her

But could she love, could she coo!
Cootchie-cootchie-cootchie coo!
Has anybody seen my gal?

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What do I get out of the deal, stalked a lot?
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nah...im more into you and have always been ;~)
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why don't You go fuck Dean Bitch
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this energy you see from me comes on the eve of a new day that I will be starting because it is time for me to move on and away from you

I can lead an independent life but I will always wonder why you even though I plan to do more with what I've got in front of me instead of always trying to get back what is behind me

You can't say I didn't try but when you are not the receiver then it becomes impossible for our love to be remembered while both of us so very melancholy



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love you ... need your help...plz reach out to me
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I don't have anyones phone number
nobodys

I had them all programed into my cell and I dont have a cell no more
so to recap I have no phone
I have no numbers
so if Your waiting for my call its going to be a w hile
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Doctor Gail tugged on her stockings as she smoked
a giant bong bowl of the Bertha Meds,not knowing that "Shoeshine" had been using the milk of crackwhore as bongwater,She took the biggest hit her lungs could hold then she held it in and saved it for a rainy day.
Her eyes turned red,she turned the tape player on and into the mic she said"Johnny Francis Nicolas Hollywood aka The artist formly known as "Shoeshine" Never managed to find a comfortable livelihood,just barely supported himself with a succession of menial jobs moving from one rental to another had to drop out of school and take a job as a domestic"

Johnny Hollywood sat on the lawn chairs he garbage picked for Doctor Gails Office to cut back on production costs and looked at the lines on his hands as he thought about nice firm round full of milk beautiful curves a belly to be hickeyed,heaven blue eyes, slut blue eye shadow so fucking hot he couldn't stand it, her neck her toes the tattoo on her ankle/calf she was GOD this Goddess an ass so fine there never was no Jessica Simpson,this woman did not need to accessorize she did not need jewelery.This is the most beautiful woman in the world and He dreamed of her before he ever seen Her,He could not let it slip thru his hands but she was gone she was the blues
she was rock and roll she was a thousand screaming solos the bottom line INSPIRATION love mine everything to me,He would tie himself to her anyway he could forever if there was a forever, As far as he knew there was not even a guitar that could be good enough to hold her name.

"Shoeshine! Shoeshine! Shitstain Holla,Hey Shoeshine,over here!" Doctor Gail said.

Johnny Hollywood slowly turned his head and looked around the room."Where are we? He asked.
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You cant get close to me
you say you have a past
record of my love
I truely doubt it
You have a lie if anything

I like hot hot hot as fuck bitches
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I don't have anyones phone number
nobodys

I had them all programed into my cell and I dont have a cell no more
so to recap I have no phone
I have no numbers
so if Your waiting for my call its going to be a w hile
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not really getting it maybe if I knew who You are I could get it better
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alright honey, alpha you hot ass into the kitchen and hook me up with some nurishment if you please
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the road that I am on was a random choice I made while riding a riverboat
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my love for you is stronger than katrina, rita, and wilma but still you insist on believing something else

Just know that I am the alpha and you are the omega
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I am so in love with you that it really does hurt the soul and our songs will always be "the power of love" by Frankie goes to Hollywood and "All we are" by Kim Mitchell...now do you get it?
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I'm a giver and I want a lesbian experience....Are there any takers?
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Johnny Hollywood alias the artist formly known as Shoeshine was all fucked up.He laid in the hospital bed with tubes all over the place straps holding him down and the fat koren was sticking him in the arm repeatedly trying to find his vein for the Bertha Meds IV while a obease mishedginated male nurse dug thru his pants pockets.some old nasty looking trailer park woman was in the next bed blasting the soaps on the television as load as it would go and Doctor Gail was standing by the side of the bed holding a clipboard shaking her head."Your heart is broke shitstain,I mean shoeshine" Doctor Gail said.
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"When I see Your beauty eclipse the dreams that never come true
We are going to travel to the garden
where I will release the curse that has been upon You
and Your soul,Once freed of the curse
I will cast my spell so deep it will never go away
You will love me until You die" Johnny Hollywood alias "The Artist formly known as Shoeshine" told his driver as he slid a cheap ass gold band on her finger.
Then he kissed her finger and her neck proper.

Johnny F.N. Hollywood alias "The Artist formly known as Shoeshine" Didn't care anymore if Tina wasn't really Tina or if she never was.
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I Choose the blonde
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The Mayor called Johnny Hollywood and told him he wanted to give him the key to the city and his daughter.
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Choosing which woman to worship CatBox 4:20
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Choosing the right bartender to be Your Christ

Weigh them in
check thier teeth
milk them
woo them
germinate them
spank that ass
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I. The Resurrection Of Christ


A. The importance of Christ’s resurrection:

1) It is the fundamental doctrine of Christianity:
(a) Vitally important—(1 Cor. 15:12-19)
(b) Apostolic—(Acts 2:24, 32, 3:15, 26, 4:10), (Heb. 2:14)

2) It has an important part in the application of Salvation:
(a) To make Him the head of the Church—(Eph. 1:20-22)
(b) To be able to baptize believers in the Holy Spirit—(1 Cor. 12:13)
(c) To bestow gifts unto men—(Eph. 4:7-13)
(d) To be a Prince and Savior

3) It is important as an exhibition of divine power:
(a) As compared to Israel’s deliverance—(Ex. 12)
(b) To display God’s power—(Eph. 1:19)


B. The nature of Christ’s resurrection:

1) It was an actual resurrection:
Jesus was actually dead as proven by:
(a) Soldiers declared it—(Mark 15:45)
(b) Women sought a dead body—(Mark 16:1)
(c) Blood and water from His side—(Jn. 19:34)
(d) Assumed by the disciples
(e) Self declaration—(Rev. 1:18)

2) It was a bodily resurrection:
(a) He had flesh and bones—(Lk. 24:39; Matt. 28:8, 9)
(b) His body saw NO corruption—(Ps. 16:10)
(c) He partook of food—(Lk. 24:41-43)
(d) The nail imprints—(Lk. 24:34-39)

3) It was a unique resurrection:
(a) It was a real body
(b) It was the same body—(Jn. 20:27)
(c) It was a changed body—(No longer bound by matter, time, nor space)
(1) Matter—(Jn. 20:19)
(2) Time—(Rev. 1:18)
(3) Space—(Acts 1:9)


C. The credibility of Christ’s resurrection:

1) The argument from testimony:
(a) First hand witness—(Lk. 24:33-36)
(b) Numbers of witnesses—(1 Cor. 15:3-8)
(c) No ulterior motive possible

2) The argument from cause and effect:
(a) The empty tomb
(b) The Lord’s Day—(the anniversary of His resurrection)
(c) The Church—(can be accounted for ONLY by the resurrection)
(d) The New Testament

**If Jesus had remained dead, His story would have died with Him!!


D. The results of Christ’s resurrection:

1) It attests to Christ’s deity:
(a) (Rom. 1:4)

2) It assures the acceptance of Christ’s work:
(He was raised because of our justification)
(a) (Rom. 4:25)

3) It has made Christ our high priest:
(A continuous priesthood)

4) It provides for many additional blessings:
(a) Personal Salvation
(b) Power for service—(Eph. 1:18-20)
(c) Personal resurrection—(1 Cor. 15:20-23)
(d) Proof of judgment—(Acts 10:42)
(e) Prepared Him to sit on David’s throne—(Acts 2:32-36)


II. The Ascension Of Christ


A. A New Testament teaching:

Bodily return to heaven—(Matt. 16:19; Lk. 24:50; 1 Tim. 3:16)

B. Objection to the ascension of Christ:

1) Deny the existence of heaven:
Christ declared that He was going to prepare a place for His own—(Jn. 14:2)

2) Deny a material body:
That a material body can become adapted to a super-terrestrial abode.
**Paul states the kinds of bodies—(1 Cor. 15:40)



III. The Exaltation Of Christ


A. The facts of the exaltation of Christ:

1) Crowned with Glory and Honor:
**Refers to His rank in heaven**

2) Seated at the right hand of the Father:
**A position of honor and power**

3) Head of the Church.

4) Serves as high priest:
(a) (Heb. 4:14)


B. Results of the ascension and exaltation of Christ:

1) His presents…( Eph. 4:10)

2) Led captivity captive…(Eph. 4:8)

3) Entered His priestly ministry… (Heb. 4:14)

4) Bestowed gifts to men…(Eph. 4:8-11)

5) Pouring out the Spirit on all flesh…(Jn. 14:16, Acts 2:33)

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I. The Importance Of The Death Of Christ


A. It is foretold in the Old Testament:

1) Sacrificial Types:
(a) (Gen. 4:4, 3:15)
(b) (Gen. 22:13)
(c) (Exod. 12:1-28)

2) Prophecies:
(a) (Ps. 22:1)
(b) (Ps. 41:9)
(c) (Isa. 53)
(d) (Dan. 9:26)


B. It is prominent in the New Testament:

1) The Gospels:
One-fifth of the Gospels speak of the last week of the Lord’s life on earth.

2) The Epistles:


C. It is the chief purpose of the Incarnation:

1) Primarily to die for us…(Matt. 10:45)
2) Secondarily to perform the promises…(Matt. 5:17)


D. The fundamental theme of the Gospel:
Gospel=”Good News”


E. It is essential to Christianity:
Christianity is based on the death and resurrection of its founder.


F. It is essential to our Salvation:

1) (Jn. 3:14, 12:24)
2) (Rom. 3:25)
3) (Lk. 24:7)


G. It is supreme interest in Heaven:

1) Moses and Elijah…(Lk. 9:31)—“Exodus of Jesus”
2) The 24 Elders…(Rev. 5:8-10)

**Without the death of Christ, the church would have been without its life flow!**



II. Misinterpretation Of The Death Of Christ


A. The Accident Theory:

1) Meaning:
Christ died simply because people disliked Him, thereby making His death mean no more than the death of any other man.

2) Problems:
(a) His death was not an accident but an accomplishment.
(b) Christ came with the purpose of dying.


B. The Martyr Theory:

1) Meaning:
The death of Christ shows one who is true to principles and duty even if it meant his own death.
**Christ’s example teaches men to repent and reform**

2) Problems:
(a) Ignores the idea of atonement.
(b) Makes Christ’s example enough to save.
(c) Leads to perversion of every fundamental doctrine.
(d) No explanation of Christ’s agony in Gethsemane or on the cross…
(Matt. 26:53-54)

C. The Moral Influence Theory:

1) Meaning:
Christ’s death resulted in His suffering in and with human sin not satisfying God’s righteous demand for judgment on human sin but merely showing God’s love.

2) Problems:
(a) Man already knew of God’s love…(Deut. 7:7)
(b) Emotions do not lead to repentance.
(c) God must be propitiated before He can forgive.
(d) Holiness, not love was the grounds for the death of Christ.
(e) Old Testament believer had no object lesson of God’s love.


D. The Governmental Theory:

1) Meaning:
Christ’s death does not propitiate God but merely shows His attitude toward sin. His sufferings were but a token of the exact penalty of broken law and not the full payment. This token payment God accepted as a substitute for our penalty.

2) Problems:
(a) The penalty must be equivalent to the offense.
(b) Christ had to be a sinless sacrifice.
(c) Denies the substitutionary death of Christ.
(d) God’s holiness is paramount to man’s welfare.


E. The Commercial Theory:

1) Meaning:
Since sin violates God’s honor, His honor requires Him to punish sin and the sufferings of Christ were the exact equivalent of those deserved by the elect.

2) Problems:
(a) God’s honor and love do not oppose one another.
(b) God’s honor is not above His love.
(c) Insufficient emphasis on obedience to Christ.
(d) Christ died for all men.
(e) The substitution of Christ depends on His character.



III. The True Meaning Of Christ’s Death


A. It is Vicarious:

1) As seen in Scripture:
(a) (Isa. 53)
(b) (1 Cor. 15:3)
(c) (Rom. 5:8)
(d) (1 Pet. 2:24, 3:18)
(e) (2 Cor. 5:21)

2) Objections to Substitution:
(a) Greek “huper”
**Question on the meaning:
“in behalf of” or “instead of”
(in some passages)
(b) It is wrong to punish an innocent person…(Jn. 10:15, 17)
(Jesus is God)
(c) If Jesus paid our debt, then God Must let us go free. Jesus paid and is also the judge of whether you received it as your own.


B. It is a Satisfaction:

1) It Satisfies the Justice of God:
God’s holy nature requires the upholding of justice.

2) It Satisfies the Law of God:
Christ’s death perfectly satisfies the just penalty of broken law.

3) It is involved in Atonement:
The temporary covering of sin by Old Testament sacrificial offerings was in anticipation of Christ’s death which would not cover sin but cleanse it away.
(a) (Lev. 4:13-20)
(b) (Ps. 51:9)
(c) (Isa. 38:17)
(d) (Mic. 7:19)

4) It is involved in Propitiation:
God’s holy wrath against sin, broken law, was appeased in Christ’s death, the sinners substitute.
(a) (Rom. 3:25; Heb. 9:5)—Hilasterion
(b) (1 Jn. 2:2; 4:10)—Hilasmos



5) It is involved in Reconciliation:
Christ’s death propitiated God and as a result God is reconciled.
(a) (Rom. 5:10-11)
(b) (2 Cor. 5:18-20)


C. It is a Ransom:
**The price paid for release…(Matt. 20:28, Mark 10:48)
**Ransom= “to buy in the market place, and remove from further sale.”
“To set free”
**Released From:
1) Penalty of the law—(Gal. 3:13)
2) The law itself—(Rom. 7:14)
3) Power of sin—(Rom. 6:2)
4) Satan—(Heb. 2:14)
5) Evil, both Physical and Moral—(Rom. 8:23)



IV. The Extent Of Christ’s Death


A. Christ died for the Elect:

1) (Eph. 4:1-6; 5:25)
2) (1 Tim. 4:10)


B. Christ died for the Whole World:

1) (Jn. 1:29)
2) (1 Tim. 2:6)
3) (2 Pet. 3:9)
4) (Titus 2:11)
5) (1 Jn. 2:2)
(a) Delay in execution
(b) Space for repentance
(c) Common blessing of life
(d) God can now save—(NO obstacles remain!)
(e) Infants and mentally unaccountable are provided for
(f) Restoration for creation

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I. The Humanity of Christ
Christ possessed two distinct natures: Human and Devine


A. He had a human birth:

1) Born of woman…(Gal. 4:4)
2) Born of the seed of David…(Rom. 1:3)
3) Narratives of the virgin birth…
(Matt. 1:18-2:11; Lk. 1:30-38, 2:1-20)


B. He had human development:

1) He grew and waxed strong…(Lk. 2:40)
2) Increasing in wisdom and stature…(Lk. 2:52)


C. He had the essential elements of human nature:

1) He had a human body…(Matt. 26:12; Jn. 2:21)
2) He had reason and will…(Mark 2:8)


D. He had human names:

1) Jesus—Jehovah is salvation
2) Son of Abraham…(Matt. 1:1)
3) Son of Man: (Dan.)
(a) Implies His humanity
(b) Implies His representative state of humanity
4) Man:
(a) (Jn. 1:30; 19:5)
(b) (Acts 2:22)
(c) (Phil. 2:8)


E. He had the sinless infirmities of human nature:

1) He wearied…(Jn. 4:6)
2) He was hungry…(Matt. 4:2)
3) He thirsted…(Jn. 19:28)
4) He was tempted…(Matt. 4; Lk. 4)
5) He depended upon His Father for strength…(Mark 1:35)
6) He taught…(Acts 1:2)



II. The Deity of Christ
(See Pg. 89)


III. The Two Natures in Christ

A. The proof of their union:
**Two distinct and indissoluble natures united so as to constitute one person with two wills, intellect, and consciousness.

B. The nature of their union:
**The divine nature was stable from eternity past but the human nature was fluid.

1) It was NOT theanthropic:
Christ is the God-Man but His natures are separate.
2) It IS personal:
Hypostatic union: the human nature is ever present with the divine qualities and acts.
3) Included human and divine qualities and acts.
4) It insures the constant presence of both humanity and deity.
(This quality makes Him a faithful High Priest)


IV. The Character of Christ

A. He was absolutely Holy:

1) That Holy offspring…(Lk. 1:35)
2) The Holy and Righteous One…(Acts 3:14)
3) None convicted Him of sin…(Jn. 8:46)
B. He had genuine LOVE:

1) He loved His Father…(Jn. 14:31)
2) His love surpasses knowledge…(Eph. 3:19)
3) He loves all men…(Mark 10:21)
(a) (Jn. 15:9)
(b) (Eph. 5:2, 25)
(c) (Rom. 8:37-39)

C. He was truly humble:
Humble=dust—Hebrew (meekness, self-forgetful)

1) (Phil. 2:5-8)
2) (2 Cor. 8:9)
3) (Lk. 2:7 with Matt. 27:59)
4) (Mark 10:45; Jn. 13:14)

D. He was thoroughly meek:

1) (Matt. 11:29)
2) (2 Cor. 10:1)
3) (Jn. 21:15-23)

E. He was perfectly balanced:

1) Grave without being melancholy.
2) Joyful without being frivolous. His joy was the joy of anticipation—(Heb. 12:2)

F. He lived a life of prayer:

1) Times of prayer:
(a) Early—(Mark 1:35)
(b) Late—(Lk. 6:12)

2) Reasons for prayer:
(a) Before preaching—(Mark 1:35-8)
(b) Before choosing His preachers—(Lk. 6:12)
(c) Before His passion—(Matt. 26)

3) He prayed for Himself and others—(Jn. 17)

4) Types of prayer (Attitude):
(a) Earnest—(Heb. 5:7)
(b) Persevering—(Matt. 26:44)
(c) Believing—(Jn. 11:41)
(d) Submissive—(Matt. 26:39)

G. He was an incessant worker:
He was Himself a worker—(Jn. 5:17; 9:4)

1) Taught—(Matt. 5-7)
2) Preached—(Mark 1:38f)
3) Cast out demons—(Mark 5:12)
4) Healed the sick—(Matt. 8-9)
5) Saved the lost—(Lk. 7:48)
6) Raised the dead—(Jn. 11:43)
7) Called and trained workers—(Matt. 10; Lk. 10)
8) He was courageous—(Jn. 2:14-17)
9) He was thorough—(Matt. 14:36)
10) He was impartial—(Matt. 11:19)
11) He was tactful—(Mark 1

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Paul, an apostle of Jesus Christ by the will of God,
To the saints who are in Ephesus, and faithful in Jesus Christ:
2—Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.
3—Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who has blessed us with every spiritual blessing in the heavenly places in Christ,
4—just as He chose us in Him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before Him in love,
5—having predestined us to adoption as sons by Jesus Christ to Himself, according to the good pleasure of His will,
6—to the praise of the glory of His grace, by which He made us accepted in the beloved.
7—In Him we have redemption through His blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of His grace
8—which He made to abound toward us in all wisdom and prudence,
9—having made known to us the mystery of His will, according to His good pleasure which He purposed in Himself,
10—that in the dispensation of the fullness of the times He might gather in one all things in Christ, both which are in heaven and which are on earth—in Him.
11—In Him also we have obtained an inheritance, being predestined according to the purpose of Him who works all things according to the counsel of His will,
12—that we who first trusted in Christ should be to the praise of His glory.
13—In Him you also trusted, after you heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation; in whom also, having believed, you were sealed with the Holy Spirit of promise,
14—who is the guarantee of our inheritance until the redemption of the purchased possession, to the praise of His glory.
15—Therefore I also, after I heard of your faith in the Lord Jesus and your love for all the saints,

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Joshua 10: 12-13
Then spake Joshua to the Lord in the day when the Lord delivered up the Amorites before the children of Israel, and he said in the sight of Israel, Sun, stand thou still upon Gibeon; and thou, Moon, in the valley of Ajalon.
And the sun stood still, and the moon stayed, until the people had avenged themselves upon their enemies. Is not this written in the book of Jasher? So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to go down about a whole day.

I want to start by expressing the importance of taking every word that we find in the Bible as literal. If we reject the literal interpretation of God’s word then we have changed His revelation and illumination of what He wants us to know. Never, Never claim contradiction for if we do so we then remove the voice of His truths. Remember God does not lie!!! Always read into the context of your study for an understanding of the history and nature of the subject(s) in your study. Have trust that God will, through the Holy Spirit, lead you to His answers, for He is the author of the book.

As we read throughout the Old Testament we can see that Israel repetitively sins and turns away from God and that God chastens His children consistently through the wicked men of the land. We can also see that even though they are taken captive and put on trial they always repent their sins and ask for God’s forgiveness and cry for the protection of God’s mighty hand. God loves His children and fights proudly for them through various God fearing and faithful men in the Bible as well as performing many miracles to show all that He is GOD.
In the tenth chapter of Joshua we see a surprise attack being launched against the southern alliance and southern campaign. Knowing that Israel is God’s elect children we can assume that God is fighting for them. When we read into the chapter we can see first hand that God indeed is the victor over the Amorites using great hailstones to strike them. Then in verse 12 and 13 we see that God answered Joshua’s special prayer causing the “sun and moon to stand still,” the length of the day to be prolonged, giving Israel additional time to slay their enemies. See, the moon and sun were worshiped by the Canaanites and this particular miracle demonstrated again the power of Jehovah, Who alone is the one and only True God.
In my own words I do believe that God caused the sun and the moon to stand still so that His will could be completed by Joshua. Neither because my pastor told me so nor because it sounds like a cool story to tell but because the Bible says it’s true and God does not lie. If it weren’t true He would not have said so.

My faith is in Him that created the heavens and the earth and all that there is within. His word I take with heed for in action or in deed asking humbly for thy wisdom and the strength to plant some seed. Along the way I store an incorruptible treasure never to long for what I need. For His glory, it is my pleasure to never stray as He takes the lead. The man from on that tree who knew not sin except for what was mine. He did that just for me as His precious blood was spilled and that blood is what set me free while Joshua just got a sign.

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"Some kinda wonderful"

"Johnny Hollywoods AKA "The artist formly known as Shoeshine" found a winner that smelled like she had rats in her coat over at the church that feeds the homeless in the basement on Friday nights and brought her home to drink some forty ouncers proper.It was love at first sight,she was fresh outta the psychward and wanted to live in doors and Johnny Hollywood needed to find a Valentine quick since it
getting to be was late fall.

In the morning She was gone but there was a big rat in the frying pan up on the stove to always remind him of her and the love they shared.

bip bip bip bip bbbooooo
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"Some kinda wonderful"

"Johnny Hollywoods AKA "he artist formly known as Shoeshine" found a winner that smelled like she had rats in her coat over at the church that feeds the homeless in the basement on Friday nights and brought her home to drink some forty ouncers proper.It was love at first sight,she was fresh outta the psychward and wanted to live in doors and Johnny Hollywood needed to find a Valentine quick since it
getting to be was late fall.

In the morning She was gone but there was a big rat in the frying pan up on the stove to always remind him of her and the love they shared.

bip bip bip bip bbbooooooooooo
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"Johnny Hollywoods AKA the artist formly known as "Shoeshine" went down to welfare and Larence to play his guitar proper and got thrown out right quick."
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When Johnny Hollywoods AKA "The artist formly known as Shoeshine" played his guitar as loud as he could, he then realised that when he could not hear himself scream he must then need a P.A. system." Doctor Catsburger told Doctor Gail as she tugged on her stockings.


bip bip bip bip b bbbbbbbooooooooooooooooo
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When Johnny Hollywoods AKA "the artist formly known as Shoeshine" played his guitar as load as he could he realised that when he could hear himself scream he must then need a P.A. system then."Doctor Catsburger told Doctor Gail as she tugged on her sto ckings.
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Johnny Hollywood walked ten miles barefoot on broken glass to the welfare officia in the blizzard,He had snow in his ears when he got there.

The nice lady at the desk tried to help him with a chair to sit in inside the warm dry officia for almost the rest of the day,while his "caseworker went to the clinic during the mandatory three and a half hour lunch and never came back and that was five hours ago."
Johnny Hollywood felt like a playing card bieng shuffled around to the bottom of the deck everytime.

So she then told Johnny Hollywood that he "Could have a brand new caseworker."
and You never seen Johnny Hollywood happier,he went from growling at the other welfare reciepents and saying "What the censorfuck You looking at biotch,ain't You never seen a rockstar on welfare" when he first came in to "Oh can I pick my new caseworker? please,please" in a matter of minutes.
Then he explained that he always wanted to work and his dream is to finish the project catbox all I wanna do is plumb the biggest fattest nastiest woman alive as practice sorta a pre project,Yeah I am gonna plumb her quicker than I could a catbox look out,Better reconize" Johnny Hollywood said with a smile.

The woman next to the lady at the desk gave her a nudge and said "Go ahead,let him have a caseworker,Louise"

Finally she looked at Johnny Hollywood and said "O.K.
You can pick a caseworker, all the fat nasty heffers here are named after the "L" stops in the subway and the subway stops are named after the streets and the streets are named after the past Presidents so pick one."

Johnny Hollywood thought about it for a while then said,"WashinGton? No Roosevelt? I'll take Washington"

Then He got to rest up some more on the nice comfotable plastic chairtil they closed and the security guard woke up and threw them out.

"Well what the censorfuck did you think they would have here, Lazyboy recliners?" Said the fat bitch with three bags of clothes that he accidentally ended up taking hostage.
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"Johnny Hollywood and Sweet Bertha,True Love Aways"

"Johnny Hollywood and Sweet Berthas song was "Miss You" by the Rolling Stones.
or was that Johnny Hollywoods and Sweet Berthas Sister's song?...And if it was Johnny Hollywoods and Sweet Berthas sisters song Which sister?I don't even know but I do know this is the twenty-seven year anniversary of that bullshit,can I have another one?" Said Doctor Catsburger as He finished his beer.

"Oh shut the fuck up." Said the hot Bartender with a jiggle of her, UM well her happiness'es
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Johnny Hollywood was so proud that his personel nurse had done a considerable amount of doctorin' on farm animals back in Korea.
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"Johnny Hollywood wanted to find a new female singer,not to sing!Just to censorfuck,but if She could sing that would be good too because He couldn't sing worth a censorshit anymore.So He set out to find the biggest fattest nastiest Woman that ever sat on two bar stools to make Him a nice bunch of little signs advertising to find a brand new whoo whoo girl asap."
Doctor Catsburger told Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker in confidintcheeality.

"Now hows that gonna work out? Our file sayes He has a Tobacco using Crackwhore problem and hows she gonna sing if thats the case?" Asked Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker.

Doctor Catsburger looked at Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworkers face and shook his head "NO" then said "I'm gonna have to diagnose you as having a severe case of the herpes there,whippersnapper."

Johnny Hollywoods welfare caseworker left in a snit.

Johnny Hollywood crawled from behind the couch where he was hiding and hollered "The artist formly known as shoeshine has left the building." Then did a nice mesikin mating call and said "Werk songs baby!" out the window like a punk.


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Well I guess spyders empire went down the toilet when Nancy Imelda Schaffers daughter "Unseen" wrote the poem about how she "Yelled for 17 hours to have the babies and now she has to yell at them for 17 hours" then in real life she she killed both of her kids and is in the lock up.
but is that cayuse to end the poetry
couldnt there be poems about how the whore has to pay the price for killing her kids or something or poetry about how shes a great big bulldykes bitch in the penatentry,or how she fights cubans for her breakfast and then has to suck aunt jemimas ass to watch her favorite soaps.
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"You Can Fuck Off"

The emptiness and pain
coupled with Your memory

It is Your memory that lingers past reality
into the cold air
as the wind stings
the void called the heart

as You are the past
where You want to be
invalid
with lies to hold
with fake smiles to kiss.
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Its hard to be in love when theres nothing to be in love with
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The stunt double was hot but not like the real thing Johnny Hollywood didn't dream about leaving it in the stunt double the entire night he just reacted normaly like she was real.
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The biggest fattest nastiest bitch Johnny Hollywood ever seen opened her CatBox for Johnny Hollywood to wake up and smell the roses.

Johnny Hollywood threw the cross he was carryng down and prayed for denali to click her high heels together and get them outta there.

"Wake Up Mr. Hollywood,You are having nightmare" Said the fat n nurse as she wiped his forehead.

"Oh thank You nurse I was having a bad one this time there was this big fat nasty bit..... AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Its You!"Johnny Hollywood exclaimed as he tried to flee the fatasy
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"Sorry No fat bitches" Johnny Hollywoods security said to the pleasntly plump heffer trying to share Johnny Hollywoods space as she spilled her drink on him and plowed him down into the floor of the club like sweet bertha plowing over a dried up corn stalk,Johnny Hollywoods security flattened and crushed like a penny on the train tracks.

"Whatever it takes"Johnny Hollywood said as he gave a thumbs up to "Heffer Sniffer" his security.

"This was a good block but what if another fat nasty biotch who sweats cottage cheese broke thru the line right now?" asked Johnny Hollywood as he began to bite his fingernails and pace back and forth.
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"What the fuck is this? It tastes like cat piss,PFFFTT"
said the bitch with the welfare frames.

"Its a new drink Johnny Hollywood made up,Its call the Cat Box" said the Hot bartender with freash implants.
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"Johnny Hollywood got grounded until he s fifty for importing his own Ho's into the whorehouse he lived at and played that god damn guitar at all hours of the day and night" Said the Unholy Catbox Satan,As Johnny Hollywoods Momma shot rounds of buckshot at the womanfolk of the island if they came to close to the property line to prevent her son,her baby from getting a piece of ass from those dirty nasty womens,who have been who knows where.
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"The upstairs maid didn't have to shake it,
there was no competition what so ever
The bitch was fine
super fine." Johnny Hollywood slurred as he broke into the Allman Brothers song "I'm no Angel"

"What the censorfuck is wrong wit You white bot Yous stealing dat biotches Jewerly,You knows You ain't gonna give that girl no gold,You lieing to her ,Yourself and the Lord Jesus Christ" Said Aunt Jemima all hopped up on exhaust fumes from collecting the tolls all the live long day.

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"Johnny Hollywood was plumbing Catboxes since I can remember,always with the drains and the pumps,The hydrophonic kitty litter filters,The tri-level Catbox,Now I can't say that one was my favorite but it sure beats the hell out of the cattle box he came up with and that darn goat box,I don't miss that one at tall"The preachers Brother said as the Fruit Flies Johnny Hollywoods Momma was breeding became carnavarous.
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Sweet Bertha cooked a big ol' pot of beans on the open fire as Johnny Hollywood chased the cattle around the open plain on horse back.Then after dinner they drank forty's and played strip "Twister" in the cacutus pat ch.
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"Johnny Hollywood walked into the door and took one look at the sexiest belly he had seen in at least a week."This is the one I want to milk" he announced.
And thats the God Damn truth."
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Johnny Hollywood mixed three blenders full of new drink "Catbox" and considered the stunt double for breeding purposes "This heres soulmate material" Johnny Hollywood said.

"Nevermind her Johnny Hollywood,we'll go to the crossroads and get You a new soulmate, heres Your set list" Said his old manager half in the bag.

The Announcer cleared his voice "HMM HMMMMM Ladies and Gentlemen,All the way from FUX LAKE, The artist formly known as Shoeshine"

Johnny Hollywoods Momma and the nasty bitch she was working clapped for about three seconds.

Johnny Hollywood took a bow and said "Thank You, Thank You very much"
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Johnny Hollywood sat in his cell and ate the ramin noodles with no one getting inbetween him and his food,Not even the warden.
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Johnny Hollywood was so in love with blonde
he wanted to blow his mother fucking brains out in the rain,because he knew he couldn't have her like he needed her forever,her beautiful belly,toes,everything,this Goddessis to much,Yes He wanted to blow his brains out in the rain so that he would be dead.
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Its not the looks,well it is but
its whats on the inside that counts
and as long as there is milk in them
its all good
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Johnny Hollywood knew what he had to do to prevent bieng dosed with the Bertha Meds and he did that the best he could.
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Don't You stunt double my fiancee if You don't really mean it

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Shure Johnny Hollywood plays the guitar in a whorehouse
but he still has to eat his cereal with a fork now don't He.
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Winner Winner WInner
Miss October 2005
Honeypie
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Winner Winner WInner
Miss September 2005
Honeypie
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I make the rules biotch
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"Give it up for shorty"


If Johnny Hollywood looked into the eyes of the Queen of cool he would plan on stealing away with her inspirational apprentice.
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"Them bitches wanna bring up back in the day when Johnny Hollywood played the accoustic gee-tar in that whorehose off Wilson Avenue and Hes done been electric since Nasty started turning tricks in roach hall manor,Mother Fucker" Said The secondary Lord of the cat box
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Microwave brain cancer
Your dinner is my unit
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Sweet Bertha walked on water
in the heavens amber lights flashed
her blonde hair shining
as she kicked the tires

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Plz do not cook my dinner in that unit....Do you think I want microwave brain cancer...???
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Untethered

The ropes have been cut and have fallen
I am free to step out unrestrained
Now the body shall roam where the mind's always flown
to create my new life pre-ordained
The option to rise has been granted
The sky has been brought within reach
Now wings once untested stronger now that they're rested
Shall now prove that the blue can be breached
Freedom is a thing that's not given
for we are only ever bound from within
So with all shackles freed and in word thought and deed
let the escapee's ascension begin
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The they're all Bertha now theory seemed to have a little something to it"
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"The days were getting shorter and Johnny Hollywood was running out of time to find a big fat nasty biotch to shack up with for the winter so the band would have somewhere to pract ice."
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Johnny Hollywood looked thru the window of his cell down into the street at the woman with the five asses and said "Well then thars always suici de"
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The eighteen wheeler backed into the long driveway,Everyone was happy a whole truckload of vineager finally bieng delivered to the Whorehouse.
Johnny Hollywood wanted to write a little song about it but didn't know if he wanted to go blues with it because it was such a happy occasion and He just felt to joyful about the whole damn thing.
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"Do You think I want cell phone brain cancer,Bitch?"Asked Johnny Hollywo od.
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"Ain't no decent woman gonna call no man on the telephone,At dinner time? And its Suppertime too in the North.I don't think so" Said the Puppet Master.
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Johnny Hollywood took a whore to church on Christmas,but they didn't stay long.
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Johnny Hollywoods Granny was so pissed she was spitting like a God damn Puerto Rican as she flushed the evening dose of the Bertha Medication down the toilet.

"Come on outta thar Grandma,You's got to sew up thirty-eight Miss Piggy Coustumes fer the womenfolk on this here Island and Two sets of Bunny ears fer them thar saucy Movie stars in this here Holler before All Hallows Eve,Your under contract Grandma,Now get a move on,and don't ferget them bunny tails." Johnny F.N.Hollywood said.

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"Sweet Bertha's Ass don't look narly as big next to that thar fire truck "
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Sweet Bertha woke up at Six AM Monday morning to drive Johnny Hollywoods Momma and the prayer meeting Ho into town in the air conditioned John Deere tractor, with the "Earl is in the trunk" bumper sticker on the back of it.

"Why we's got to go so early?" Asked the prayer meetin' Ho.

"Cause Sweet Berthas air condtioned John Deere tractor always backs up traffic every time we go ove to that thar clinic" Replied Johnny Hollywood Momma.
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Johnny Hollywoods Momma had the prayer meeting Ho working Broadway in the morning and Sheridan at Night.
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"If I wake up I'm wrong,If a bear shits in the woods ,I'm wrong if a tree falls in the woods and no ones there to hear it I'm wrong If a tree falls in the woods on bear shit I'm wrong.If yesterday is before to day ,I'm wrong,I'm wrong and I made her fat,I'm wrong and I made them all fat,It was me I am wrong "
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"Sweet Bertha had lipstick on her nose hairs and teeth again,but when I done turned out the light she still looked pretty damn good with only two beers
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Johnny Hollywood drove along and He noticed the very high tempature Muff Muff in his rear view mirror
"Oh is she hot" He said to himself.
as she cussed him for going to slow and passed him by maybe this time foreve r.
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"Ain't No Decent Woman gonna call a man on the telephone,You'll turn this into a Whorehouse."Said the warden.

"What the censorfuck is she a flapper? Calling a man on the telephone" Said the guard.

"You'll catch the Catbox Scurvy,Johnny Hollywood" Cried Johnny Hollywoods Momma.

"Gol'Damn ,You might as well be a a mother Fuckin' strip club boy,that biotch is dog nasty calling a man on the telephone" Said Johnny Hollywoods Granny as she painted the new set of dentures Johnny Hollywood just whittled fer her.
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"Ain't No God Damn Woman gonna call a man on the telephone,It just ain't right."
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"Johnny Hollywood didn't read no got dog Conrad,Mother Fucker,What he did read was a Bob Dylan interview that said Bob Dylan read a lot of conrad and some other shit so Johnny Hollywood stole the Mother Fucking Conrad books from the libary to make it look like he read the same shit Bob Dylan read and impress this nasty squall prostitute He found in the alley sniffing paint thinner,and it worked. That bitch was so impressed she told half her tribe how well read that white boy was." Said Doctor Catsburger as he took another double dose of the ol' Bertha Meds with his gormet ramien noodle soup.
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"Ain't no decent woman gonna call no man on the gosh dawg telephone and at dinner time.What if an Albino did call,Fuck that!" Johnny Hollywood slurred as he mixed another of his new inventions he made with his homemade bar tending kit.

"What the censor do You call that?"Asked the sloppy whore.

"Oh,This here drink I call "The Catbox" said Johnny Hollywood.

The intercom sounded like a broken record.
"Telephone for Doctor Catburger line one,Telephone for Doctor Catburger line one"
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Miss October 2005
Denali
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Miss September 2005
Denali
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Johnny Hollywood couldn't cum to FM so the AM radio told him to sell them chickens and put it all away into shares of walmart.

"Now what we gonna eat,Johnny Hollywoods,Them chickens was gonna keep us alive during this winter with the gas war and all,You done CENSORFUCKED UP"Said Doctor Gail as she tugged on her stoc kings
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"That bitched is Obeasted"
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Johnny Hollywood needed a place to rent so as Sweet Bertha would have a place to put make up on.
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"I wish to fuck I had a dream"

It is I that hath hope thoust hot mishedginated bitch shall prepare to up the ass because it is I that has the prayer to milk You proper.


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Johnny Hollywood called in sick to work to preform another rusted coat hanger abortion at the Whorehouse.

"Doctor Catsburger, Doctor Catsburger,Phone Call for Doctor Catsburger!! Line one" Said the speaker in the ceiling.
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"Interview in the trunk of Johnny Hollywoods Mommas Pimp Mobile"

"Johnny Hollywood took them thar magic beans down tha road and came back wit a nasty ass crackwhore
and begat the honeymooning process proper."Said The Preachers Brother.

"I gave her a look and she cleaned lugnut number two,So I gave her thirty dollar to marry my ass."Said Johnny Hollywood.

"How'd Ya all get into dealin' wit slaves,Johnny Hollywood,was it the lines that don't ryhyme?" asked the no ass albino anerexic.

"I Didn't do it so it wasn't even by accident,I was just looking for a replacement who who girl to stunt double for Sweet Bertha and I found a goldmine Biotch,So I stole her away proper."Said Johnny F.N. Hollywood.
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"I'd sing at the subway if I could have that Biotch"
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"I'd sing in the subway if I could have that Bitch."
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Johnny Hollywoods Momma began looking for a new pimp mobile to show case of the biotches she had in her stab le.
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Johnny Hollywood meet a nice girl at the prayer meeting
and brought her home to play twister.
By Midnight Johnny Hollywoods Momma had that bitch working Halstead.
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It took forever to talk Granny into sewing together a nice white dress with bunny ears for the ceremony

Johnny Hollywood stood next to the hottest bride he ever saw as the preacher went into the same old spehew
Johnny Hollywoods Momma stuck a twenty in the preachers suit coat pocket and said

"Can You hurry this up a bit,I have her booked to jump out of a cake at 4:30."
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"Yeah I play guitar in a whorehouse, but it would better if the bitches were hot"
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Johnny Hollywood and the fifth lord of the cat box
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"Yeah I play guitar in a whorehouse, but it would better if the biotches were hot"
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The maid service showed up as Johnny Hollywood and his Mother rolled dice in the street to see who gets the pollock bitch
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"Shes Mishedginated"

I seen a bitch in the street
she looked so so sweet
but she was mishedgeinated

She had on blue spandex pants
and from the look in her eye
I know she can dance
but she was mishedgeinated

She shure looks good to me
but her nizzle looked to be about seventy three
Shes mishedgeinated

Shes mishedginated
but I don't care
I wanna steal her away from old grey hair
shes a hot quailty time its easy to see
and I wanna get her wit me
but shes mishedgeinated
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Another Whore-riffic Day

Johnny Hollywood wanted to bring cupcake home for dinner to meet the family because he was begining to really care for her as it were it was a nice home cooked meal and 10 minutes after everyone was done eating there was a traffic jam at the bathroom door because of the severe dirrea that goes along with the nice home cooking everytime and during the dookie deversion Mamma transported Cupcake to the roadhouse over yonder and had her in the back room giving head to a seventy-seven year old man. {To Pay for the dirarrea dinner}.The four dudes after wards was for Johnny Hollywoods Momma car payment and the two after that was so Johnny Hollywoods Momma could get a nice bag of herion.
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everytime
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waste of time

I spend my time trying to help people
and these people stab me in the back

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Can
Happen
Anytime
Now
Go
Everyone
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how do you change someone
its not worth it

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what'd ya cook?
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my intestines are moving all around again
but this time its different because the
movement is happening way to fast and I
am afraid if I think about you much more
that I will have my insides split apart
from my broken heart not given by you but
by me but definitely over you is all I can
say today so now please go away
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you were here today and I was not
just like so many other times
its not like me but I just forgot
but not about the crimes
or the doom we created
in that ville bathroom
with bowman last night
yes he just spied with
his eye not once did he
offer his hand in help
while the inside was
being shifted all
all over a gain

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i do but not yet
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Johnny Hollywoods done found him a new squall in the street and brought her home proper,after a couple of days her whole family lived with them in a eight by ten room and in the middle of the night her Momma knocked on the door at three am, ran into the outhouse to smoke that damn crack and would'nt open the door again until six am when she left wit Johnny F.N. Hollywoods toothbrush, toothpast e,comb,shampoo,soap,mouthwash,toilet paper,peroxide,wash cloth,towel,the rug on the floor,the light bulb,the waste paper basket and the drain st opper.
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Johnny Hollywood waited until the prison guards weren't looking and he smuggled a toilet,a bathtub, a medicine cabinet and a pedalstool sink into his cell.
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Johnny Hollywood bought a newspaper from the newstand and as he left Johnny Hollywoods Momma ran up to the skank that sold Johnny Hollywood the aforementioned newspaper handed the bitch her card and asked if the Ho could "suck a mean dick."
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Lines that get You nowhere
In the elevator Johnny Hollywood practiced his lines he would try on Dr. Catsburgers recieptionist,

"We will have a nice dinner and listen to the violins play while we eat and then we will burn a Gibson Flying "V" in the sand beside the ocean on a warm night.Then go back to the hotel and do some bongs and turn the radio on the televison up real loud so no one can hear us fixing the bed."

"I will open the car door for you and we will have roses and wine in the hot tub and I will try to get over your thick white thieghs"

"We will have a few drinks and watch a movie then you will get drunk and piss in the yard under the starry sky"

"We will talk for hours over coffee and later while you are sleeping I will check your couch cushions for change"

"We can have a candle light dinner on the seashore as the sun sets and sign up on welfare together"
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It took forever to talk Granny into sewing together a nice white dress with bunny ears for the ceremony

Johnny Hollywood stood next to the hottest bride he ever saw as the preacher went into the same old spehew
Johnny Hollywoods Momma stuck a twenty in the preachers suit coat pocket and said

"Can You hurry this up a bit,I have her booked to jump out of a cake at 4:30."

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its hard to really tell who the stupidest bitch of the cat box is when theyre so many of them.
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So much

more than I could ever im agine
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Sweet Bertha was so hot the gosh dogged fire truck done showed up
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This is nothing like the brochure
Johnny Hollywood almost chanted

as the FEDEX truck speed away
and harpo marx the award winning landscaper stood at the door.

"Maybe Yous got bad credit"
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Johnny Hollywoods Mommas Attorney paced back and forth
in the silience.
then the outburst
"You should have known she was an undercover welfare caseworker, She was fat and she was black was'nt she?
They live on Welfare for years until welfare makes them work for welfare where they get welfare in seven different names at a time"
The attorney hollered as he knocked over a chair.

"Whats this shit got to do wit pimpin' a bitch?"
Asked Johnny Hollywoods Momma.
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Sweet Berthas Pumpkins are Smashing
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Johnny Hollywood walked into a subway and it wasn't to sing no blues either,this time he wanted to see how long it would take him to shit,so He ordered up,got the meal the chips blah blah,in fifteen minutes from the time Johnny Hollywoods ordered the no I'm not going to call it a meal ,Momma had that subway bitch on the ho strool down the avenue bringing in revenue.
Johnny Hollywoods Momma looked dashing in her fur coat and that feather sticking out of her hat made her look like a pschadellic robin hood or something.
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Johnny Hollywood pulled up to Aunt Jemima in the tollbooth there and asked her real polite like where in the gosh dawg heck "seven Berthas road" is.

Then right behind him was his Momma and since he did in fact just conversate wit a female of the species
Momma thought Aunt Jemima was a Ho even though she did stoop the congressman to get the sit down job everyone thought she was on elephant tranqulizers when she just liked inhaleing exhaust fumes.

So Johnny Hollywoods Momma got out da cah and told the bitch how shes gonna have her rollin' in a benz and shit and handed the Aunt Jemima her card.

"Whoops gotta go,My son might talk to another woman at the next tollbooth" Johnny Hollywoods Momma yelled as she hopped in her cah
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"Hostage Situ-ation"


"I'm sorry Mr.Hollywoods,these are the rentals,You can't keep them as pets,We have to run a credit check on You first. "


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The ankle bracelet was cutting off the circulation
in Johnny Hollywoods leg,it was like bieng married to the laws,they was calling and always checking up on him.


His cell was crowded and small,so small the he kept busting his guitars when he tried to play them in such a confined area. He would get lost in the music and let it flow,then right in the middle of a solo when he was inspired by say maybe the hottest woman on the entire planet,Her long blonde hair,her beautiful blue eyes, her lucious....Wham one wrong move could and has cost him a priceless precision instrument more than once during his back to back sentences that he served after bieng convicted of believing in freedom,Ha Freedom what a dumbass everyone knows there is no such thing as freedom,Shit for brains.


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Glad ass night and the pimps

The Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union was behind the make shure Johnny Hollywood don't get laid campaign
why the deisel dyke biotchs even got to Johnny Hollywoods momma and hired her and her fellow old biddys on as a watchdog to make shure Johnny Hollywood didnt get any lovin'.
It got so bad that Johnny Hollywood took to sleeping with two guitars because one just wasn't enough anymore.

Thar Johnny Hollywood was bieng intercepted at every turn anytime his thought process turned to the female species.

Even at the check out counter if the cashier was a woman and Johnny Hollywood tspoke to her His Momma was right behind him passing out her card,ready to turn any biotch out that talked to Mr. Hollywoods.

"Momma take that dern Huggybear hat off and quit stalking me You cant pimp these biotches ,theys got gainfull employment jobs already they dont need yer pimping" Johnny Hollywood said.

"Get back in Your cell" Said Gr andma.
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The Runaway

Ken had never run away from home before,
And as he quietly closed the door,
Tears began to well up in his eyes!
He was nervous, of course,
And he felt some remorse,
Yet, he felt his leavin' would come as no surprise!

There were so many things lately he didn't like,
And as he sped away on his bike,
He figured this would serve his parents right!
You see, their relationship had been strained of late,
And his heart was filled with hate,
As he rode off into the darkness of the night!

Ken's lifelong dream was to go to L. A.,
And find a place to stay!
The distance didn't seem to be too far!
The way he had it planned,
He would join a rock band!
Everybody knew "he could play a mean guitar!"

Suddenly, a blinding light,
Pierced the dark night,
And a guy in a car pulled up along side!
He said, "Kid, what do you say?"
"I'm goin' to L. A.!"
"It looks like you could use a ride!"

Ken's better judgment told him to say, "No!"
But he had a ways to go,
Before he would get to L. A.!
Besides, the driver looked respectable and neat,
So having put Ken's bike in the back seat,
Immediately they were on their way!

After they had traveled for awhile,
The man said with a smile,
"Tell me, how old are you, Son?'"
"Have you traveled very far?"
"Do your folks know where you are?"
"It looks like you might be on the run!"

Before Ken could answer there was a traffic stop,
And noticing a cop,
He slid down in his seat out of sight!
The policeman passed them by,
And Ken gave a sigh,
As he began to sit upright!

The man said, "Son,"
"Now I know you're on the run!"
"You need to give your folks a call to night!"
"Working with runaways is what I do,"
"And I deal with kids like you,"
"Who after living on the streets,
"Aren't a pretty sight."

Noticing the concern in the stranger's voice,
Ken quickly made a wise choice,
He said, "Yes, I want to call Mom and Dad!"
With the preacher's help Ken called that night,
And "made things right!"
Afterwards he felt so very glad!

With their hearts full of joy,
Ken's folks came to get their wandering boy,
And they laughed and cried all the way home.
Ah yes, Friend I hear tell,
The young boy learned his lesson well,
And he never again had the urge to roam!

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The Flaw With Modern Thinking

The flaw with modern thinking is our thoughts are not our own
We think in catchy sound bytes and repeat just what we're shown
The flaw with modern thinking's we've been led astray by lies
And science has assumed control and truth's monopolized
The flaw with modern thinking is we don't know where to look
With eyes that see and minds that work still searching in a book
The flaw with modern thinking is all men are out for self
And honesty's been traded down for trinkets on a shelf
The flaw with modern thinking is we don't see love as clear
Yet who can find compassion while preoccupied with fear?
Yes modern thinking's flawed, but in that flaw resides our hope
And like the fated hangman can be hung by his own rope
For anything that's built on lies can never last as long
When men of courage hold to truth and dare to stand up strong
So heed this truth for in it lies the key to life because
The path to freedom's often hidden deep within your flaw s


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"Them Old Welfare Blues in E"
Written By Travis Ray Cole

I seen your Momma
down at the welfare office

She had cracksores all over her chin

I seen your Momma
down at the welfare office

She had cracksores all over her chin

She was either on her way to do laundry
or she ain't got nowhere to live


I seen your Momma
down at the welfare office

She had cracksores all over her chin

I seen your Momma
down at the welfare office

She had cracksores all over her chin

She was either on her way to do laundry
or that biotch is homeless


Last week I seen her sleeping on the "L"
*{Sleeping on the "L" solo}

I seen your Momma
down at the welfare office

She had cracksores all over her chin

I seen your Momma
down at the welfare office

She had cracksores all over her chin

She was either on her way to do laundry
or she ain't got nowhere to live


I seen your Momma
down at the welfare office

Said She just came from the methodione clinic and she had them old cracksores all over her chin

I seen your Momma
down at the welfare office

So I asked "Whos that Nigger your with"

*{The "Hey Baby,Who's that nigger Your wit?" solo}

She was either on her way to do laundry
or that biotch is homeless


I seen your Momma
down at the welfare office

She had cracksores all over her chin

I seen your Momma
down at the welfare office

She had cracksores all over her chin

So I sold my blood and bought her some RID
so she could take care of it once and for all,baby.

*{"The Your Momma be scratching a lot solo"}

I seen your Momma
down at the welfare office

She had cracksores all over her chin

I seen your Momma over at the welfare

She had cracksores all over her chin

She was either on her way to do laundry
or that bitch is just homeless

*"The Biotch is homeless solo & out ro"
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Glad ass night and the pimps

The Cross Threaded Lesbian Mafia Union was behind the make shure Johnny Hollywood don't get laid campaign
why the deisel dyke biotchs even got to Johnny Hollywoods momma and hired her and her fellow old biddys on as a watchdog to make shure Johnny Hollywood didnt get any lovin'.
It got so bad that Johnny Hollywood took to sleeping with two guitars because one just wasn't enough anymore.

Thar Johnny Hollywood was bieng intercepted at every turn anytime his thought process turned to the female species.

Even at the check out counter if the cashier was a woman and Johnny Hollywood tspoke to her His Momma was right behind him passing out her card,ready to turn any biotch out that talked to Mr. Hollywoods.

"Momma take that dern Huggybear hat off and quit stalking me You cant pimp these biotches ,theys got gainfull employment jobs already they dont need yer pimping" Johnny Hollywood said.

"Get back in Your cell" Said Grandma.
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Taste of triumph...deep as the well's how I'm flowing
Wings of prey...whatch what I say...reflection of where I'm going
New moon arising...unraveled seems are showing
Killing soft spoken...planted seed is growing
Old revelation...up the creek, skipper without his crew, is how your rowing
Fighting frustration...mighty winds a blowing
Brain freez...pause for DD...now that you know what I'm knowing
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Fighting frustration...mighty winds a blowing
Killing soft spoken...planted seed is growing
New moon arising...unraveled seems are showing
Old revelation...up the creek, skipper without his crew, is how your rowing
Brain freez...pause for DD...now that you know what I'm knowing
Taste of triumph...deep as the well's how I'm flowing
Wings of prey...whatch what I say...reflection of where I'm going
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Thirty-six Cross Threaded Lesbian Union Mafia Defenseive Team players ran at Johnny Hollywood
as he caught the ball behind enemy lines.
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Sometimes understanding the billion ballads of Bertha just ain't enough.
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I thought You said theys all sweet Bertha Now

The real original Sweet Bertha shook a tail feather
and Johnny Hollywood began to reconize.
If his biotch was'nt faster & if'n she was'nt hotter than he might consider wooing Sweet Bertha proper.
Ten minutes later Johnny Hollywood was at the check out checking out another Sweet Bertha stunt double.
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Sweet Bertha laid sidewalk in front of the house,
Sweat pourin' outta her forehead drenching her coat of fur,running into her eyes as Johnny hollywood wiped the sweat out of Sweet Berthas eyes her assured her it was alright.
She done gave birth to the second litter of puppies since Johnny Hollywoods had been knowing her in the biblical sense.

It was then plain to see that Sweet Berthas been messing around,cause them thar puppies shure was'nt pure bred German Shepards, they looked like theys might be stupid ass black labs or maybe rotwieler.

Johnny Hollywoods Momma was running around the house with a shotgun acting crazy, keeping an eye on Johnny Hollywoods so she could prevent him from gettin' laid if the oppurtunity arises.

"Ya all ain't gotta worry 'bout that,Hes got to much doctorin' to do" Said the upstairs maid.

Yeah baby Doctor Catsburger was in the house
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Sweet Bertha laid sidewalk in front of the house,
Sweat pourin' outta her forehead drenching her coat of fur,running into her eyes as Johnny hollywood wiped the sweat out of Sweet Berthas eyes her assured her it was alright.
She done gave birth to the second litter of puppies since Johnny Hollywoods had been knowing her in the biblical sense.

It was then plain to see that Sweet Berthas been messing around,cause them thar puppies shure was'nt pure bred German Shepards, they looked like theys might be stupid ass black labs or maybe rotwieler.

Johnny Hollywoods Momma was running around the house with a shotgun acting crazy, keeping an eye on Johnny Hollywoods so she could prevent him from gettin' laid if the oppurtunity arises.

"Ya all ain't gotta worry 'bout that,Hes got to much doctorin' to do" Said the upstairs maid.

Yeah baby Doctor Catsburger was in the house
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This Storm Will Not Last!


Oh, my soul be not sad.
Rejoice and be glad,
For great is God’s faithfulness to me!
This storm will not last,
And when it is past,
A beautiful rainbow I’ll see!

I’ve been here before,
Behind this closed door,
With no hope of relief in sight.
I was trying to cope,
When a small ray of hope,
Like a beacon pierced the night!

Then I heard Jesus’ voice,
Say, “My child rejoice!”
“Reach out and take hold of My hand!”
“There’s no need for despair.”
“Just remember I care,”
"And your problems I understand!”

So, to Him I drew near,
And the path grew clear.
Together we walked through the fire!
Everything became all right,
And my heart felt so light,
As my soul soared higher and higher!

So, I’ll call out once more,
To the One I adore,
“Help me dear Jesus I pray.”
Then this storm shall cease,
And I will have peace,
As the darkness fades away!

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Today I Woke a Different Man

It won't seem like that much to you
a non-event in fact
Three mornings past a shift occurred
from which I now look back
It seems I woke a different man
a man I'd long yearned for
With powers and abilities
unknown the night before
A newer, sleeker version of myself
I'd have to say
Achieving dreams beyond my grasp
just prior to that day
I'd love to know just what I did
to bring this change about
To share with those who lose their way
when progress is in doubt
A nighttime visitation?
Or perhaps a genie's blessing
I searched the skies and ground below
but can't get beyond guessing
Perhaps the years of wishing, wanting
yearning it be so
Just reached a saturation point
in truth I just don't know
Perhaps it's just a simple truth
of seeds and men who sow
Don't lose sight of your sweetest dreams
'cause hey, you never know!


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you wouldnt believe it and its the same old shit
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Travis is not bertha, Johnny Hollywood is not bertha
all the womenfolks is now sweet bertha one great big bertha blur theys all bertha now.

the clock on the wall is from george therogoods song house rent blues or "one bourbin one scotch and one beer"
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travis, sweet bertha, johnny hollywood, it doesn't really matter to me which one speaks because I always understand what has been written by anyone of them
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I have many times over thought about what life would have been like had I not moved out of my past and the only thing I can conclude after all this time is that life back then was too fast and therefore did not last
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Anonymous
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I am not who you think I am for how could you know me when I do not know you and the only way to get to know me is through me knowing you
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Anonymous
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clocks, watches, timers, 12 hours of daylight, 12 hours of darkness, darkness devours daylight until dawn
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yours must me one of those special clocks that talk and the only reason I SAY this is because you wrote that your clock "says"
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CLOCK ON THE WALL SAYS 3 OCLOCK
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The postal worker showed up for Johnny Hollywoods wake and bake to laugh at his morning polito,I guess.

"The bitch is postal"Johnny Hollywood thought to himself,"I just gotta get to the old outhouse babycakes."

"Johnny Hollywood,You gotta help me" she said in a most postal tone.

Johnny Hollywood raised his right hand as if to be sworn in.

"You gotta help me find Bertha the living snatchasourass,I have a large shipment of vinager and can't find her trailer for nothing"Said the postal Bertha babe.

"Thats easy" Johnny Hollywood said as he climbed in the jeep for the mission feeling like he was helping the United States Government,He could see them carring his casket with a flag drapped over the top a twenty-one gun salute.

"You follow this here road past the third trailer fallin' off the hill thar 'till it runs along side the crik the you make a left up that hill whar the double wides are,I hafta go over thar anyways cause its time to shave her back if you wait more than two days you gotta use the weed wacker and we gotta get to the farm and fleet to reload that baby first"
Johnny Hollywood said as he sat on a big white bag of valentines fer sweet Bertha and whittled her a new set of teeth.

"I hear tell that Bertha was a corn fed woman" said the postal worker as she putted along.

"Gas pedals on the right baby" J.F.N.H said so rudely.
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"I can find a better dancer" Johnny Hollywood toasted.

Sweet Bertha began to buck up and kick her hind legs into the air as if she was schooled in the martial arts.

Johnny Hollywood was trapped inbetween her and the splinted walls of her stall.

Johnny Hollywood knew this could be the end

all of a sudden Sweet Bertha snapped her cattle prod in half.

"This would'nt have happened if You would have used the hand held cattle prod I gave You last Christmas Johnny Two Chords!" Said Johnny Hollywoods most favorite Bertha,better than all Berthas before and after {This Bitch is Smokin' Hot}.


Johnny Hollywoods director sat and read the script and scratched his baldass head looking like he needed to view a couple of episodes of seseeme street or something ,Then he asked.

"What the fuck is this Bertha thing Johnny Hollywood? Bertha here Bertha there?"

"Oh theyre all Bertha now."Johnny Hollywood replied.


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Johnny Hollywood turned on the mic
"Test,Test, this is a test"

the public address system gave a whistle then cried.

Then He said without feeling,"Hey Dumbfuck,see if he'll eat Your Shit Too!"

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Sweet Bertha got the damn cracksores on her face again
and theys gettin' in the way of her cooking.
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Sweet Bertha was looking good
putting lipstick on her teeth and nose hairs
with two different colors at on ce
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Johnny Hollywood went down to the drug store to try and find some sort of nose hair brush for Sweet Bertha ,He found out they were on sale he bought a dozen nose hair brushs
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Sweet Bertha was wearing that lesbian lipstick on her teeth and nose hairs bush when Johnny Hollywood noticed that the crackwhore was making Sweet Bertha jealose,
and so Johnny Hollywood thought if he could make the crackwhore jealose he could somehow end up living happily ever after with the bitch up until he visioned the dream straight from heaven and who could make the Angel jealose when there is not one with more beauty
when there is not one alive.

Johnny Hollywood tried to sort this all out and put it on the scale of life

Here we have the nasty blonde crackwhore whose more than likely going to die of aids.

Then we have sweet blonde Bertha the rodeo clown who has the secret Metallica riffs tabbed out in vericose viens on her Heffer melons

And then the blonde answer to all of Johnny Hollywoods prayers hopes and dreams.

Hmmm What to do,What to do...
Johnny Hollywood grabbed Sweet Berthas purse and ran into the bathroom where he could eat the chicken she was saving for her dog undetected and gave it all a think.
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you shouldn't rush a working man

it is easier to be mean to you and to push you away then it is to deal with the pain that would come from losing you my man who works hard

we played until our hearts were content
and our bodies were relaxed


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Johnny Hollywood got up early,went to church and prayed for everyone but Sweet Bertha.
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oh pandora how crap u are
u chat lots of shizzel u told me id get a new car
you lied to me
betrayed my trust
and that it is brad pitt i lust
suck my toes u bag o wank
ur a crappy worthles stupid skank
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"because your a game playing cunt"

i cant focus on you or us because your a game playing cunt

so we could
but we cant
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Happy Birthday to you...Have a great day....I love you
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please no cheesy remarks this makes me feel better
GOD PLEASE HELP ME FROM THE COCAINE HELL AND BACK TO MY FAMILY BEFORE IM LOST FOREVER
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The Best of Bertha

Johnny Hollywood went over to the church around the side to the basement where theys giving away clothes mostly sunday go to meetin suits and bowling shoes and the pantry was open this wedensday so he happened in to get some can goods and i mean tall canned goods.
Well there she was.. pulling her crazy ass grocery basket with the wheel coming off and it was starting to rain. Bieng from the skreets Johnny Hollywoods was pretty good at picking up homeless baglady bitches by now.
It was a nice romantic get away, pushing the nasty homeless baglagy in her cart in the rain and
after asking her to wear them pink shoes and banging her proper in the floor of her rat infested apartment
while roaches crawled on him from the nasty cat food that had been there for weeks, He felt it was getting near the time he would need to know her name so as maybe he could get some tomorrow.

"Bertha" She said.

"Bertha?" Johnny Hollywood tried to memorize her name real quick like.


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I guess You should know my password is Berthanips
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When Masters Meet
When lifted minds engage
be wise, let neophytes beware
The action that ensues
awes those unschooled in such affairs
When jedis wield their saber wit
let students watch and learn
Each word and thought will parry, thrust
and give strength in return
When adepts interact
they first will seek a strange rapport
And some will see the duel
and mistake it for a war
A master knows a master
for the cream has its own code
And language is the means
by which their greatness is bestowed
There is no quest for dominance
and neither fears defeat
Its iron sharpening iron
every time that masters meet!


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Johnny Hollywoods landscaper lived in his car in front of the Hollywoods estate located in the Jerry Springer Estates Trailer Court.

"Its really sad, I feel like a pillar in the community" Johnny Hollywood said as he starred into the light and thought about Muff Muff.

Sweet Bertha never looked better when she pulled her sportster up next to Johnny Hollywoods ricshaw
She looked our hero in the eyes and said "Rice patty Boy"
She was wearing a white wife beater and her blonde hair was flowing in the wind,Herb bikini bottom was the American flag.

Johnny Hollywood was looking to get patriotic wit the Bitch.


When the light turned green she smoked his ass in a second.

Johnny Hollywood had everything on the line on that one and lost bigtime.

"Loser" Bertha shouted as she kicked Yoko in the ass and lapped him for the third time.

"Bendeho Grienga" Johnny Hollywoods landscaper shouted at Sweet Bertha from the late seventys station wagon that had its own clothes line on top.
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"Sweet Bertha,Whar-d we get these niglets? We didnt have them before we's went over to the welfare office." Johnny Hollywoods asked as He pushed the cart up the kitty litter aisle noticing that seven was nine.
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Berthas done gone whorin'

Johnny Hollywood came home from working all day in the hot sun and Sweet Bertha had done got gone there was nothing in the microwave oven fer supper,so He went down to the fillin' station and thought he was buying a hot dog But as it turns out it wont no hot dog. the salesperson said she had to charge extra because of that fact.
So whan Johnny Hollywood asked her what in the dog was it then she didnt have no ideal because she said she didnt cook it and shes been there all day dont know who cooked it what it was and she didnt know who could eat it.
"well, I'm gonna eat it,even if it aint no hotdog it still looks like one" Johnny Hollywood said.

"I bet it dont taste like one" said the finicky salesperson.
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Johnny Hollywoods Bertha prayer

Dear God the only reason I ever did kiss sweet Bertha in the first place was she had been sweating cottage cheese from her upper lip and I was hu ngry.
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A Matter of Survival
It's not all that unusual to think things with your gut
despite the tendency of men to trust in all things but
That visceral response to man and things keeps you secure
a remnant of survival skills in fact that's what it's for
In ancient days it honed your knack to choose to fight or flee
it mattered not if justified by things that you could see
It's not being judgmental, quite the opposite in fact
it saves you from the weight of thoughts that might keep you off track
So trust in that impression, trust the way it makes you feel
for nine times out of ten you'll find it's borne out as quite real!

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1. What in general is the meaning of the kingdom of God?
In Scripture the kingdom of God refers to the sphere of God’s rule in the universe.

2. In what sense is the kingdom of God eternal and universal?
Because God has always been sovereign and omnipotent, there is a sense in which the kingdom of God is eternal (Dan. 4:34-35)
The universal rule of God was challenged in eternity past by Satan and the angelic beings who joined him in rebellion against God.

3. How did the entrance of sin introduce the concept of a theocratic kingdom?
The entrance of sin into the world introduced the divine program to demonstrate God’s sovereignty in human history.

4. How did Adam’s fall result in God committing to certain men the right to rule?
In his fall into sin Adam lost the right to rule, and thereafter the sovereignty of God insofar as it was committed to men was delegated to certain chosen people whom God allowed or chose to be rulers (Dan. 5:21)

5. How was the kingdom of Israel a special demonstration of the theocratic principle?
The kingdom of Israel beginning with Saul, David, and Solomon was a major demonstration of the theocratic kingdom in the Old Testament.

6. In what sense is the rule of God in the heart different from His theocratic kingdom?
This has been true ever since the beginning of the human race, and the spiritual kingdom includes all who are willingly subject to God, whether men or angels (Rom. 14:17)

7. What distinctions do some make between the terms
“kingdom of heaven” and “kingdom of God”?
While the terms themselves are very similar, there usage seems to indicate that—“the kingdom of heaven” is a wider term than “the kingdom of God”, including the sphere of profession.
A more important distinction lies in the contrast between the kingdom in the present age and the kingdom in the Millennium.

8. What important distinctions should be made between the present form
of the kingdom and the future form of the kingdom in the Millennium?
(1) Present kingdom—the unseen: the rule of God in the hearts of believers in the present age
(2) Future kingdom—the seen: the visible and glorious kingdom which all will see in the earth
after the Second Coming

9. What is meant by the premillennial interpretation of Scripture?
That the second coming of Christ will occur first and be followed by a thousand year reign of Christ on earth before the eternal state of the new heaven and the new earth is brought in.

10. What is meant by the amillennial interpretation of Scripture?
It denies there will be a literal millennial kingdom on earth.

11. What is meant by the postmillennial interpretation of Scripture?
This interpretation believes that the Gospel, in the present age, will ultimately triumph in the world and bring in a golden period when to some extent the righteousness and peace prophesied for the millennial kingdom will be fulfilled.

12. What is the principle of interpretation involved in these differing views?
The solution is determined by the extent to which the prophecies of Scripture are interpreted literally.

13. What does Psalm 2 contribute to the idea of a literal kingdom on earth?
In Psalm 2:8 the rebellion of the nation against God is recorded and (verse 9) records that this is not a spiritual rule but an actual political rule “Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter’s vessel”, referring to an absolute monarch who will put down wicked men and bring them into subjection.

14. What is revealed in Isaiah 11 concerning the earthly kingdom?
The earth is mentioned frequently throughout the passage of (Isa. 11:4)
“but with righteousness shall he judge the poor, and reprove with equity for the meek of the earth: and shall smite the earth with the rod of his mouth, and with the breath of his lips shall he slay the wicked.”

15. Why is it unreasonable to make the word “earth”
represent heaven in these passages?
Almost innumerable other verses either state or imply that the kingdom will be on earth
(Isa. 42:4; Jer. 23:3-6; Dan. 2:35-45; Zech. 14:1-9)
Therefore, any reasonable fulfillment would require a literal kingdom on earth following Christ’s second advent.

16. What does the Old Testament reveal about Christ as
the supreme ruler over the earth as David’s son?
Christ as David’s son will sit upon the throne of David
(2 Sam. 7:16; Ps. 89:20-37; Isa. 11; Jer. 33:19-21)

17. What Scripture supports the concept that David will be resurrected and
rule as a prince under Christ in the millennial kingdom, and
how does this require a future kingdom on earth?
(Jer. 30:9; 33:15-17; Ezek. 34:24-25; Hos. 3:5)
It requires the second coming of Christ and…
The resurrection of the Old Testament saints before the prophecy can be fulfilled

18. Support from Scripture the fact that Christ will rule over the entire earth,
far beyond the boundaries of the Davidic kingdom in the Old Testament.
(Ps. 2:6-9; Dan. 7:14; also 2:44; 4:34; 7:27; Ps. 72:8; Mic. 4:1-2; Zech. 9:10)

19. What evidence may be offered that the government of Christ
will be one of absolute authority and power?
Christ will rule “with a rod of iron” (Ps. 2:9; Rev. 19:15) and
All who oppose Him will be punished by destruction (Ps. 2:9; 72:9-11; Isa. 11:4)

20. What evidence is found in Scripture that the kingdom on earth
will be one of universal righteousness and peace?
Isaiah 11 and Psalm 72

21. How do the judgments on Israel, the Gentiles, and Satan at the beginning
of the Millennium prepare the way for a righteous kingdom?
These unusual characteristics of the kingdom are made possible by the introductory judgments of Israel and the Gentiles and by the fact that Satan is bound and rendered inoperative therefore, the only source of evil in the world, the sin nature of men still in their human flesh.

22. What special place is given to Israel in the millennial kingdom, and
what will be the characteristics of blessings conferred upon her?
Israel will enjoy a place of privilege and special blessing and will inherit the Promised Land being the special objects of God’s favor and…
as the wife of Jehovah (Isa. 54; 62:2-5; Hos. 2:14-23) will be in the privileged place above Gentile believers (Isa. 14:1-2; 49:22-23; 60:14-17; 61:6-7)

23. What special blessing will be given to the Gentiles in the millennial kingdom?
Although the Gentiles will not have title to the Promised Land, they too… will have abundant blessings (Isa. 2:2-4; 19:24-25; 49:6, 22; 60:1-3; 62:2; 66:18-19; Jer. 3:17; 16:19)

24. What evidence is there of unusual spiritual blessing in the millennial kingdom for all?
Jer. 31:33-34
This is due to the fact that Satan is bound, open sin is judged, and universal knowledge of the Lord is realized (Isa. 11:9)
It will be a period of righteousness (Ps. 72:7; Isa. 11:3-5) and universal peace (Ps. 72:7; Isa. 2:4)

25. What ministry of the Spirit will be found in the Millennium?
Although the Spirit of God will not be baptizing believers into a spiritual unity as in the church day, there will be the indwelling power and presence of the Spirit in believers in the Millennium
(Isa. 32:15; 44:3; Ezek. 39:29; Joel 2:28-29)

26. What is taught concerning a millennial temple and
a system of sacrifices in the Millennium?
As a center of worship, a millennial temple is described in Ezekiel 40-46.
In this temple sacrifices are offered which differ somewhat from the Mosaic sacrifices.

27. In view of the fact that Christ died on the cross,
how can such sacrifices be explained?
Although the death of Christ has brought to an end the Mosaic law and its system of sacrifices, the sacrifices mentioned by Ezekiel seem to be memorial in character, looking back to the cross even as the Old Testament sacrifices looked forward to the cross.

28. What important social and economic advances will be observed in the Millennium?
The fact that all will have justice and that the meek will be protected will assure equity in social and economic matters. (Probably…the majority of men will know the Lord)

29. How will the productivity of the earth be changed in the Millennium?
The earth will have the curse upon its productivity lifted (Isa. 35:1-2), and…
There will be abundant rainfall (Isa. 30:23; 35:7)

30. What important changes in the topography of
the earth will occur in the Millennium?
There will be important changes in the earth, some brought about by the great catastrophes of the Great Tribulation and others relate to the second coming of Christ…(A great valley will extend to the east of Jerusalem, where the Mount of Olives now stands (Zech. 14:4))

31. Summarize the unusual blessings which will characterize the millennial kingdom.
The millennial kingdom will be the golden age, the climax of earth’s history and the fulfillment of God’s purpose to establish His Son as the supreme ruler over the universe.
The Promised Land will once again be the garden spot of the world, the center of God’s kingdom in the earth, and the place of unusual blessing.


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dear god how do I live without thee
when I always thought he was meant for me
now I am suppose to just let it be
and never think again of two for tea
what is going on with the sea
as it clashes with the wind because they don't agree
we are not free from cutting down trees
please god have mercy on she, he, and I
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Rose coloured glasses
for a voodoo child
everyday people
all along the watchtower
picking up the positive vibrations
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You are so right for me
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Sweet Bertha had gotten considerably better looking over the years with all the replacements and hot as fuck stunt doubles
the newest Sweet Bertha was Sweeter than any other Bertha in the history of Hot Berthas
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Damn Bertha

Johnny Hollywoods walked all over the hood looking fer Sweet Bertha he walked into each bar and looked around finally he found her down on broadway at that dive next to the daily pay office.

Thar she was wearing shoes and everything drinking with that whoremonger she'ld been spending her time with.
Johnny Hollywood picked Bertha up and threw her over his shoulder, That thar whoremonger didnt even say a word ,to scared to I reckon down broadway Johnny Hollywood went Sweet Bertha kicking and screaming the whole way he took a left on Montrose and she kicked and screamed all the down Montrose to they got to the crib,then the biotch shut up so the landlady wouldnt hear her shit.
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and hopefully the outcome will be peace
take away my right to control my mind
and no doubt the outcome will find no balance
I must stop all in the flesh behaviour now!
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I would give you
if you could just
give me in return
the happiness I deserve
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"What the" mumbled Sweet Bertha as she quickly sat her fat ass on the empty tracktor seat. As Sweet Birtha began to say something to Johnny Hollywood she couldn't help the fact that all she was thinking about was something higher than orion's belt. "I'm fine" she shouted "to do my own thing is what I will always want to do even if that means cheating on yo u!"
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"Whar the dog you all been Sweet Bertha?,You said yous just gonna run in and get it,and yer overalls is unbuttoned and stained." Asked Johnny Hollywoods all suspicous like.
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Johnny Hollywood waited outside the monkey farm estates projects for Sweet Bertha in her air conditioned John Deere tractor for what seemed like hours
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Johnny Hollywood went over to the church around the side to the basement where theys giving away clothes mostly sunday go to meetin suits and bowling shoes and the pantry was open this wedensday so he happened in to get some can goods and i mean tall canned goods.
Well there she was.. pulling her crazy ass grocery basket with the wheel coming off and it was starting to rain. Bieng from the skreets Johnny Hollywoods was pretty good at picking up homeless baglady bitches by now.
It was a nice romantic get away, pushing the nasty homeless baglagy in her cart in the rain and
after asking her to wear them pink shoes and banging her proper in the floor of her rat infested apartment
while roaches crawled on him from the nasty cat food that had been there for weeks, He felt it was getting near the time he would need to know her name so as maybe he could get some tomorrow.

"Bertha" She said.

"Bertha?" Johnny Hollywood tried to memorize her name real quick like.

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I love you, You love me, Were a happy family
me hungee !


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sweet berthas new muzzle
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33 4 right now but come the 7th it will be 34 and that adds up to 7 and now all we need is 7 more
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fuck I love you
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everytime I see you I have an eyegasm
and I start spraying out hormomes like a garden hose
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"i cant wait to pick apart your every word and deciefer what your next move will be" said the stupid asshole
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Johnny Hollywood listened to the Beatles white album backwards and it told him that big fat nasty bitch boo was satan "Because her udders pointed downwards towards hell."
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thinking that a hard hat was optional Johnny Hollywood begat plumbing big fat nasty bitch boo's catbox unaware that she had two extra breastasess
bringing the grand total up to ten breastesses but one had two dispensers so Johnny Hollywood had to count the aforementioned breastesses then add the total number of single nozzled dispensers to the total number of double nozzled dispensers and then count how many grey hairs were on each vericose melon
while his eyes burned and watered from the stench of the cottage cheese she was sweating from her upper lip.
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Sweet Bertha done runned over a ground hog wrapped him in tin foil and cooked him on the engine of that ol' air conditioned john deere tractor
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"Catbox visitation"

"I want a congragortal visit with that ol' umbrella stealer,

I want a congragortal visit with that ol' umbrella stealer,

I kinda hope its better than that time I got to visit her after her dealer

YEP
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Johnny Hollywoods wanted to go down to the jailhouse to visit his most favorite magic crackwhore who was obviously not so magic anymore so he wrote a nice song about these blues he was having fer this here no ass anerexic .....


"These are the blues"
Written by Mr. Johnny F.N.Hollywood

"Gonna go down to the jail house
see the no ass crackwhore

I'm a goin down to the jailhouse
just to see the no ass anerexic crack whore

I ain't gonna put no money on the books for that bitch
if she don't up that ass,Thats fer shure"


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"The Ugliest Woman in Algonquin Contest"

Johnny Hungry Hollywood went to Micky-D's Fer lunchtime vittles and ordered the high flautin' four dollar chicken sandwich.
Four fourteen says the old guy who resembled the one white sardine.

Johnny Hollywood hand him a ten and then fumbles fer fourteen cents.
The man throws the change in the drawer and slams in and walks to the back of the store.
a minute later the fast food chain worker returns and trys to take Johnny Hollywoods bodyguards order.

"NO! NOOO NOOOOOO NOOOO! I want my six bucks! Mr. Hollywoods announces.
The fast food bastard gives Hollywood his monies.
then his sandwich,a minute later he rudely tosses Johnny Hollywoods bodyguards sandwich 3 feet at him in the bag.

Johnny Hollywood opens his mayo club sandwich to discover why the old guy wanted ten dollars and fourteen cents fer this here chicken sandwich,
There was eight dollars worth of Mayo on the sandwich.
in a matter of minutes Johnny Hollywood had mayo on his hat,shoes,elboes,right ass cheek,steering wheel,brake pedal,gas cap,left arm pit,in his pocket and on the rear view mirror.
A few minutes later he had the shits.
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Just back from a rather extensive vacatcion with that man from the shelter that looks like Don King, Sweet Bertha had done caught the snails on her snatchasoreass and needed to get to the clinic asap but since the big rock and roll monies hadnt got there yet and Sweet Bertha done got cut off welfare fer having a double wide trailer and not letting Jimmy Carters nizzlefied cult of Jesus was a carpenter lodge there.
Johnny Hollywood just couldnt afford to take off another day of work this late in the season just fer one of them weird sexually transmitted diseases Sweet Bertha comes up with every other weekend.
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"You be frontin'" Johnny Hollywoods most favo-rite crackwhore said in his face.

Johnny Hollywoods wasnt frontin' biotch, he loves that ho and every other generic blonde pony tail no ass anerexic barbie that looks just like her.
in fact he couldnt tell one from the other in many examples he was easily fooled into germanateing and wooing the wrong generic barbie looking bitch and in some cases the stunt double was'nt really blonde.
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"Live without a sponser"

"She does look purty,if'n you clean some of them potato chip bags off the bitch" Johnny Heffersniffer Hollywood said as he removed the protective eye wear needed to properly woo big fat nasty bitch boo.
The days of Johnny Hollwoods lap dancer sliding around on him to make big fat nasty bitch boo jealose was long gone.

Sweet Bertha slammed the toilet seat up and begat to drop the drama like it was ha ha hot.


"Why do You need protective eye wear,Johnny Hollywood?" asked Johnny Hollywoods accountant.

the vericose melon veins formed a road map that lead to the treasure of sweet Berthas clogged rusthole.
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Johnny Hollywood begat noticing that the highest tempature angel in the cross roads was Leanne Ryhymes and Helen hunt too, what a great happiness for Mr. Hollywoods eyes this is art and right there in the crossroads.
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The thirteenth nastiest Bitch of the catbox chewed thru her collar and wanted Johnny Hollywoods to buy her a drink.

Before for Johnny Hollywood could negotiate a massage into the deal the second guitarist "Dickwart" was out the door with the Ho on the way to sample some canned fruit protector that "Dickwart" was passing off as shit.
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Johnny Hollywood sniffed the wrong Bertha at the wrong time,the nasty farm animal at the drive up wind-der called Johnny Hollywood "Hon" and Sweet Bertha knocked Johnny Hollywoods into the back seat of his truck.

Johnny Hollywood was a cloud surfing cowboy and Nicole was wearing that yeller thing she wears and sliding across him and he woke up
Sweet Bertha was stomping on his face and eating his burger too,the boy was fucked up.
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the holy lord of the catbox shall rain puddles of coffee colored catbox broth upon you my friends
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Winner Winner Winner

Miss 2005

Danielle
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1. Will all men who die be ultimately raised from the dead?
The Scripture clearly teaches that all will be raised in their time and place.

2. Who is the first person to be raised from the dead?
First in order of the resurrections is the resurrection of Jesus Christ (Ps. 16:9-10)

3. Explain the resurrection mentioned in Matthew 27:52-53.
This passage states that at the time of the death and resurrection of Christ,
“the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose…” (see Lev. 23:9-14)
The resurrection of Christ constituted the first fruits

4. Describe the resurrection of the church.
The dead in Christ will be raised at the time of the return of Christ for His own, and together with living Christians, who will be translated, will meet the Lord in the air and go to heaven.

5. What evidence supports the conclusion that the resurrection of Old Testament saints will occur at the time of the second coming of Christ to the earth?
Job 19:25-26 seems to place the resurrection of the Old Testament saints at the time of the second coming of Christ to the earth, rather than His coming for His saints at the time of the Rapture
Daniel 12 describes the Great Tribulation in verse 1 and the resurrection in verse 2 as a subsequent and climatic event
Isaiah 26:19-21 states that the awaking of dead bodies from the earth is related to the time when Christ comes to judge the world

6. What does the Scripture reveal about the resurrection of tribulation saints?
Revelation 20:4 is explicit that the martyred dead of the Tribulation will be raised when Christ comes to establish His kingdom

7. Will saints die in the millennial kingdom?
It may be assumed that even those who are saved will die in the Millennium even though their life may be greatly prolonged (Isa. 65:20)

8. What will happen to the living saints at the end of the millennial kingdom?
Undoubtedly living millennial saints will be taken from the earth without dying in the same fashion as the church is raptured

9. Describe the resurrection of the wicked dead.
The final resurrection is when all the dead not previously raised are resurrected and stand before God to be judged, a judgment at the great white throne (Rev. 20:11-15)

10. Contrast the resurrection body of the saved with the resurrection body of the lost.
The resurrection of life is a glorious resurrection in which the bodies of believers will be patterned after the resurrected body of Christ
The resurrection of damnation is an awful spectacle, men will be given bodies that will last forever, but bodies that are sinful and subject to pain and suffering

11. Why does the doctrine of eternal punishment constitute an impelling motive
for preaching the Gospel to every creature?
So as many as possible may be snatched as brands from the burning (Jude 23) and delivered from the wrath of God which is sure to come upon the un

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The Simplest Formula
I've stumbled on a formula
that men of thought have used
To change their worlds for better
and to live life less confused
I've found the final answer
that can cure life of its ills
A remedy more sound
than any surgery or pills
A formula so obvious
it needs no class or book
Yes, simple things in life we find
we often overlook
I found it in my seeking
of new things I would achieve
It came as I rewrote
all of the things I should believe
I found it as I challenged life
and all that I could see
It came as I defined anew
this being I call me
I found it in the journey
but way before I could begin
The formula I sought
just crept on up and walked right in
Are you anxious now for answers
revelations or some quiz????
Well truth be told, my friend
I've already told you what it is.


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Symphony
aka Life in C Major
Joyful makes a sound, my friend
and while it seems absurd
Health and wealth both sing a song
that few can say they've heard
Peace of mind can hold a note
and so too can romance
Richness has its rhythm too
to which too few will dance
Money also resonates
and finds its natural chord
And causes life to bring to you
the things it can afford
Everything you see and say
yes every thought and act
Emits a sound however faint
and that, my friend is fact
And once that sound is in the air
all kindred thoughts respond
The thoughts you think in major keys
with others soon will bond
The world becomes your instrument
you use to play your song
Your dreams become a symphony
once others play along
But life will only play for you
the songs that you begin
The key, just hold that note until
...the orchestra joins in!


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Johnny Hollywoods done gave up on sweet Bertha and took her ol' cat down to the tire shop and tried to trade mr. pooh poohs in for a nice set of meshedginated wheels fer his Volvo.
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big fat nasty disgusting animals want me to pretend that they're not ugl y.com
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I done yer girl friend,Biotch!
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